/* * The hissing language of the lizard-men. */ string garbler(string mess); string long() { return "Consists of the hissing lizard-man language.\n"; } mixed garble_say(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } string garbler(string mess) { mess = lower_case(mess); mess = implode(explode(mess, "k"), "ssk"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "r"), "rr"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "g"), "s"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "p"), "ssp"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "tss"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "y"), "i"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "e"), "a"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "a"), "e"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "d"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ick"), "issk"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "b"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ave"), "ass"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I"), "Ssa"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "j"), "gh"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "v"), "sou"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "q"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "f"), "fs"); return capitalize(mess); }