// The silly language of the Kender- Kendish! string garbler(string mess); string long() { return "Consists of the musical elfin language.\n"; return "Consists of the silly Kender language.\n"; } mixed garble_say(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } string garbler(string mess) { mess = lower_case(mess); mess = implode(explode(mess, "k"), "kay"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "r"), "arr"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "g"), "ghee"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "p"), "fhee"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "stee"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "y"), "whie"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "e"), "eah"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "a"), "ah"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "d"), "dah"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ick"), "ickaick"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "h"), "heh"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ave"), "avibabi"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "l"), "ell"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "s"), "ehss"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "v"), "vhee"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "b"), "bhe"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "f"), "afh"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "elf"), "tall pointy-ears"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "dwarf"), "short grumpy rock eater"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "human"), "tall people"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "drow"), "dark pointy-ears"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "duergar"), "really grumpy rock eater"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "gnome"), "fast talker"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "orc"), "big nasty"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "goblin"), "gross gobbly"); return capitalize(mess); }