/* * The wonderful singing language of the elves. */ string garbler(string mess); string long() { return "Consists of the standard human language.\n"; } mixed garble_say(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } string garbler(string mess) { mess = lower_case(mess); mess = implode(explode(mess, "k"), "v"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "r"), "g"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "g"), "r"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "p"), "t"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "p"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "y"), "i"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "e"), "a"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "a"), "e"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "d"), "m"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "m"), "d"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "h"), "s"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "b"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I"), "Jeg"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "s"), "h"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "v"), "k"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "f"), "v"); return capitalize(mess); }