string garbler(string mess); string long (){ return "Consists of the crude barbarian tongue. \n"; } mixed garble_say(string start, string mess){ mess = garbler(mess); return ({start, mess}); } mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess){ mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } string garbler(string mess){ mess = implode(explode(mess, "I am"), "Me"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "very"), "heap"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I"), "Me"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I will"), "Ah'll"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I'll"), "Ah'll"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "to"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "they"), "them"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "we"), "us"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "aren't"), "not"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "are not"), "not"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "are"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "is"), ""); return capitalize(mess); }