/* * The wonderful singing language of the elves. */ string garbler(string mess); string long() { return "Consists of the musical elfin language.\n"; } mixed garble_say(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess) { mess = garbler(mess); return ({ start, mess }); } string garbler(string mess) { mess = lower_case(mess); mess = implode(explode(mess, "k"), "llew"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "r"), "hle"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "g"), "eal"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "p"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "lh"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "y"), "i"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "e"), "a"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "a"), "e"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "d"), "ith"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ick"), "aal"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "h"), "alh"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "ave"), "ath"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "I"), "Iil"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "s"), "tha"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "v"), "ou"); mess = implode(explode(mess, "b"), ""); mess = implode(explode(mess, "f"), "v"); return capitalize(mess); }