/* Excluding this from the soul.c, just to make things a little cleaner */ /* Wonderflug, 1996 */ global_adj = ",slowly,happily,sadly,nervously,wryly,broadly,crookedly,"+ "stupidly,idiotically,condescendingly,ironically,patiently,brightly,"+ "slightly,nastily,excitedly,strangely,with forced patience,plasticly,"+ "carefully,sadisticly,lopsidedly,fishily,catishly,faintly,"+ "like a duck,angrily,paranoicaly,innocently,frogily,slyly,"+ "weakly,humbly,paradoxically,sarcasticly,viciously,garishly,"+ "sweetly,innocently,lovingly,dreamily,radiantly,enthusiasticly,"+ "insolently,quirkily,completely,unconsciously,drunkenly,"+ "insanely,cutely,maliciously,maybe,fleetingly,"+ "absentmindedly,curtly,disturbingly,unbelievably,quietly,"+ "loudly,differently,winningly,in triumph,seductively,"+ "tightly,because of all the arguments,softly,positively,"+ "lividly,demonically,warmly,coldly,drunkenly,negatively,"+ "manically,warily,sardonically,lazily,serenely,disappointedly"; soul_data = ([ "ack" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You ack", "$mcname$ ack's", "You ack at $hcname$", "$mcname$ ack's at you", "$mcname$ ack's at $hcname$", }) }), "acknowledge" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You acknowledge $hcname$", "$mcname$ acknowledges you", "$mcname$ acknowledges $hcname$" }) }), "accuse" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s of %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You accuse $arg:#$$else$The butler did it!~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:accuses $lastarg$$else$accuses the butler~$", "You accuse $hcname$$ifarg: of $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ accuses you$ifarg: of $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ accuses $hcname$$ifarg: of $lastarg$~$" }) }), "admire" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You admire $arg:#$$else$You admire this wonderful MUD!~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:admires $lastarg$$else$admires this wonderful MUD~$", "You admire $hcname$$ifarg: for being $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ admires you$ifarg: for being $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ admires $hcname$$ifarg: for being $lastarg$~$" }) }), "annoy" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You annoy $hcname$ to death", "$mcname$ annoys you to death", "$mcname$ annoys $hcname$ to death", }) }), "apologize" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 1, "%s to %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You apologize $arg:profusely,happily,sadly,reservedly,"+ "carefully,slowly,perfunctorily,curtly,viciously,"+ "sulkily,drunkenly,unhappily,professionally,pompously,"+ "wholeheartedly,partially,wearily,fishily,facetiously,"+ "unnecessarily,spontaneously,twice,thoroughly,humbly$", "$mcname$ apologizes $lastarg$", "You apologize $arg:profusely,happily,sadly,reservedly,"+ "carefully,slowly,perfunctorily,curtly,viciously,"+ "sulkily,drunkenly,unhappily,professionally,pompously,"+ "wholeheartedly,partially,wearily,fishily,facetiously,"+ "unnecessarily,spontaneously,twice,thoroughly,humbly$"+ " to $hcname$", "$mcname$ apologizes $lastarg$ to you", "$mcname$ apologizes $lastarg$ to $hcname$" }) }), "applaud" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You applaud $arg:wholeheartedly,loudly,softly,vaguely,briefly$", "$mcname$ applauds $lastarg$", "You applaud $hcname$ $arg:wholeheartedly,loudly,softly,vaguely,briefly$", "$mcname$ applauds you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ applauds $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "astound" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You are astounded!", "$mcname$ is astounded!", "You astound $hcname$$ifarg:with your $arg:stupidity,cleverness"+ ",thoughtfulness$~$!", "$mcname$ astounds you$ifarg: with $mposs$ $lastarg$~$!", "$mcname$ astounds $hcname$$ifarg: with $mposs$ $lastarg$~$" }) }), "agree" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "with %s", 1, "%s with %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "with %s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You agree $arg:wholeheartedly,halfheartedly,partially,wearily,"+ "to some degree$", "$mcname$ agrees $lastarg$", "You agree $arg:wholeheartedly,halfheartedly,partially,wearily,"+ "to some degree$ with $hcname$", "$mcname$ agrees $lastarg$ with you", "$mcname$ agrees $lastarg$ with $hcname$" }) }), "arrow" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You shoot an arrow hitting $hcname$, suddenly "+ "$hpronoun$ is infatuated with you!", "You feel a prick in the butt, and suddenly realize "+ "you are totally infatuated with $mcname$", "$hcname$ is hit by an arrow and becomes totally "+ "infatuated with $mcname$" }) }), "bah" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You bah$ifarg: $arg:fervently,radixly$~$", "$mcname$ bahs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You bah$ifarg: $arg:fervently$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ bahs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ bahs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "bark" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You bark like a $arg:dog,cat,tree,duck,wolf,hunting dog,labrador,"+ "german shepard,something else that barks,"+ "bull terrier,train$", "$mcname$ barks like a $lastarg$", }) }), "beam" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 0, "%s" }), ({ "You beam $arg:brightly,admiringly,strangely,happily,ecstatically,fishily,"+ "proudly,like a train$", "$mcname$ beams $lastarg$", "You beam at $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:brightly,admiringly,strangely,happily,"+ "ecstatically,fishily,like a duck with an open beak,like a train$~$", "$mcname$ beams at you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ beams at $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "beep" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You beep $arg:happily,#$", "$mcname$ beep $arg:happily,#$" }) }), "beg" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 0, "%s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "at %s like a %s", 1, "like a %s at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s", 3, "%s", 3, "like a %s", }), ({ "You beg like a $arg:dog,cat,frog,chicken,frisbee,cow,large bear,"+ "poodle,chihuahua,train,beggar,noble man,lassie,labrador,german shepard,"+ "cannibal,chimpanzee,orang-u-tang,librarian,fish,dolphin,toxic,"+ "banshee,bloodhound,st bernard,virgin mary,husky,wolf,dingo,alsation$", "$mcname$ begs like a $lastarg$", "You beg like a $arg:dog,cat,frog,chicken,frisbee,cow,large bear,"+ "poodle,chihuahua,train,beggar,noble man,lassie,labrador,german shepard,"+ "cannibal,chimpanzee,orang-u-tang,librarian,fish,dolphin,toxic,"+ "banshee,bloodhound,st bernard,virgin mary,husky,wolf,dingo,alsation,"+ "train$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ begs like a $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ begs like a $lastarg$ at $hcname$", }) }), "bing" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You bing $arg:happily,sadly,joyfully,sagely,knowingly,quickly,"+ "loudly,carefully,balefully,excitedly,nervously,brightly,"+ "uncertainly$", "$mcname$ bings $lastarg$", "You bing $arg:happily,sadly,joyfully,sagely,knowingly,quickly,"+ "excitedly,nervously,brightly,uncertainly,"+ "loudly,carefully,balefully$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ bings $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ bings $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "bingf" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You bing in a $arg:sarcastically,sadly,joyfully,sagely,knowingly,"+ "quickly,"+ "loudly,carefully,balefully,excitedly,nervously,brightly,"+ "uncertainly$ but formatted way", "$mcname$ bings in a $lastarg$ but formatted way", "You bing in a $arg:sarcastically,sadly,joyfully,sagely,knowingly,"+ "quickly,"+ "loudly,carefully,balefully,excitedly,nervously,brightly,"+ "uncertainly$ but formatted way with $hcname$", "$mcname$ bings in a $lastarg$ but formatted way with you", "$mcname$ bings in a $lastarg$ but formatted way with $hcname$", }) }), "bird" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You raise your middle finger and give $hcname$ the bird", "$mcname$ raises $mposs$ middle finger and gives you the bird", "$mcname$ raises $mposs$ middle finger and gives $hcname$ the bird" }) }), "bite" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You bite yourself", "$mcname$ bites $mobj$self", "You bite $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:hard,nastily,carefully,politely,fishily,"+ "lovingly,refreshingly,happily,like a train,pointlessly,"+ "objectively,sulkily,gently,brightly,excitedly,uncertainly,"+ "like a dog,wolfishly,mercilessly,ruthlessly,softly,sweetly,"+ "professionally,hungrily,mischievously,casually,"+ "in the ankles,in the arm,in the leg,"+ "nose,ear,toe,finger$~$", "$mcname$ bites you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ bites $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "blabber" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You blabber", "$mcname$ blabbers" }) }), "blah" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You blahblahblah", "$mcname$ blahblahblahs", "You blahblahblah at $hcname$", "$mcname$ blahblahblahs at you", "$mcname$ blahblahblahs at $hcname$" }) }), "bleed" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:Your $arg:heart,leg,arm,head,ear,nose,profusely"+ "$ bleeds$else$You bleed~$", "$ifarg:$mcname$'s $lastarg$ bleeds$else$$mcname$ bleeds~$", }) }), "blink" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You blink$ifarg: $arg:owlishly,slowly,carefully$~$", "$mcname$ blinks$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "blush" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You blush$ifarg: $arg:in embarrassment,redly,slightly,"+ "worriedly$~$", "$mcname$ blushes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You blush$ifarg: $arg:in embarrassment,redly,slightly,"+ "worriedly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ blushes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ blushes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you" }) }), "boggle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 0, "at %s", 0, "%s" }), ({ "You boggle at $arg:the concept,#$", "$mcname$ boggles at $lastarg$", "You boggle at $hcname$", "$mcname$ boggles at you", "$mcname$ boggles at $hcname$", }) }), "bonk" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "B O N K !", "$mcname$ goes B O N K !", "You bonk $hcname$ on the head", "$mcname$ bonks you on the head", "$mcname$ bonks $hcname$ on the head" }) }), "bop" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You bop to the beat", "$mcname$ bops to the beat", "You bop $hcname$ on the head", "$mcname$ bops you on the head", "$mcname$ bops $hcname$ on the head" }) }), "bounce" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s around %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You bounce around $arg:excitedly,like a duck,fearfully,happily$"+ "$else$B O U N C E ! !~$", "$mcname$ bounces around$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You bounce around $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:happily,carefully,wildly,"+ "excitedly,pinkly,joyfully,once,slowly,suggestively,"+ "happily,womblely$~$", "$mcname$ bounces around you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ bounces around $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "breakdance" : ({ 0, ({ "You do a really complicated break-dance manoeuvre", "$mcname$ does a really complicated-break dance manoeuvre", }) }), "breathe" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You breathe $arg:quickly,seductively,painfully,nastily,slowly,once,"+ "heavily,carefully,heatedly$", "You breathe $lastarg$", }) }), "burp" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You burp$ifarg: $arg:disgustingly,faintly,loudly,rudely$~$", "$mcname$ burps$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "bow" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "to %s", 1, "%s to %s", 1, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You bow$ifarg: $arg:solemnly,deeply,formally,hastily,slightly,"+ "respectfully,"+ "insolently,clumsily,gracefully,dexterously,wildly,colorfully$~$", "$mcname$ bows$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You bow$ifarg: $arg:solemnly,deeply,formally,hastily,slightly,"+ "gracefully,respectfully,"+ "insolently,clumsily,dexterously,wildly,colorfully$~$ to $hcname$", "$mcname$ bows$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to you", "$mcname$ bows$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to $hcname$" }) }), "bubble" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You're bubbling over with joy!", "$mcname$ bubbles over with joy.", "You blow bubbles at $hcname$", "$mcname$ blows bubbles at you", "$mcname$ blows bubbles at $hcname$" }) }), "burn" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You set fire to yourself", "$mcname$ sets fire to $mobj$self", "You set fire to $mhcname$ $arg:hair,leg,arm,nose,teeth,feathers,carpet,"+ "net lag,fish,invis,bed,ego,eyes,house,furniture,tongue,keyboard,"+ "brain,code,ideas,hopes,dreams,cat,personality,desires,beliefs$", "$mcname$ sets fire to your $lastarg$", "$mcname$ sets fire to $mhcname$ $lastarg$", }), }), "cackle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You cackle $ifarg:$arg:with glee,maniacally,mischievously,nastily,"+ "despairingly,womblely,backwards$$else$with glee~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:cackles $lastarg$$else$"+ "throws back $mposs$ head and cackles with glee~$" }) }), "calm" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "%s down" }), ({ "You calm down", "$mcname$ calms down", "You calm $hcname$ down", "$mcname$ calms you down", "$mcname$ calms down $hcname$", }) }), "caper" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You caper around$ifarg: like a $arg:fool,chicken,womble,jester,"+ "bimbo,blonde,sulam,seductress,eager person,vivacious person,"+ "madman,madwomen,madperson,duck on the run,"+ "happy chap,polite gentleperson,woman,nympho$"+ "$else$ madly~$", /* giggle */ "$mcname$ capers around$ifarg: like a $lastarg$$else$ madly~$", }) }), "caress" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You caress $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:gently,strangely,violently,"+ "firmly,seductively,suggestively,slightly,sensually,"+ "reluctantly,politely,lovingly,vigorously,eagerly,vivaciously$~$", "$mcname$ caresses you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ caresses $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "challenge" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "Make your own challenges to $hcname$", "You make your challenges to $mcname$", "$mcname$ challenges $hcname$", }) }), "cheer" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You cheer $arg:enthusiastically,excitedly,quietly,calmly,carefully,"+ "politely,wildly,oddly,unconvincingly,sarcastically,happily,slightly,up$", "$mcname$ cheers $lastarg$", "You cheer $arg:enthusiastically at,excitedly at,quietly at,calmly at,"+ "wildly at,unconvincingly at,sarcastically at,carefully at,happily at,"+ "politely at,oddly at,slightly at,up$ $hcname$", "$mcname$ cheers $lastarg$ you", "$mcname$ cheers $lastarg$ $hcname$", }) }), "chicken" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You cluck and swing your wings like a chicken", "$mcname$ clucks and swings $mposs$ wings like a chicken", "You reveal the chicken inside $hcname$", "$mcname$ reveals the chicken inside you$force#chicken#2$", "$mcname$ reveals the chicken inside $hcname$" }) }), "choke" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You choke", "$mcname$ chokes", "You choke $hcname$", "$mcname$ chokes you", "$mcname$ chokes $hcname$$force#breath pain#2$" }) }), "chocolate" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You give $hcname$ a big chocolate heart", "$mcname$ gives you a big chocolate heart", "$mcname$ gives $hcname$ a big chocolate heart" }) }), "chuckle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You chuckle $arg:politely,nastily,demonically$", "$mcname$ chuckles $lastarg$" }) }), "clap" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You clap your hands $arg:briefly,loudly,enthusiasticly,halfheartedly$", "$mcname$ claps $mposs$ hands $lastarg$", "You clap your hands at $hcname$'s performance", "$mcname$ claps $mposs$ hands at your performance", "$mcname$ claps $mposs$ hands at $hcname$'s performance" }) }), "comfort" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You comfort $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:sincerely,wholeheartly,mischievously,"+ "halfheartedly,vaguely,eagerly,completely,lovingly,insincerely,gently,"+ "tenderly,sadly,in earnest,with your wings,in the ear,in the leg,"+ "twice,anxiously,carefully,delicately,like someone else$~$", "$mcname$ comforts you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ comforts $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "confess" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "I confess $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$to being a witch~$", "$mcname$ confess's $ifarg:$lastarg$$else$to being a witch, burn "+ "$mposs$~$", }), }), "congrat" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You$ifarg: $arg:heartily,warmly$~$ congratulate everyone", "$mcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ congratulates everyone", "You$ifarg: $arg:heartily,warmly$~$ congratulate $hcname$", "$mcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ congratulates you", "$mcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ congratulates $hcname$" }) }), "cough" : ({ 0, ({ "You cough", "$mcname$ coughs" }) }), "cow" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You graze around $arg:mindlessly,silently,happily,carefully,#$", "$mcname$ grazes around $lastarg$", "You turn $hcname$ into a cow$ifarg: $arg:slowly,carefully,"+ "excruciatingly,happily,gleefully,magicly$~$", "$mcname$ turns you into a cow$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ turns $hcname$ into a cow$ifarg: $lastarg$~$"+ "$force#moo#2$" }) }), "cower" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You cower $arg:in a corner,fearfully,slyly,shyly,in shame,"+ "nastily$", "$mcname$ cowers $lastarg$", }), }), "cringe" : ({ 0, ({ "You cringe$ifarg: in $arg:terror,embarrassment$~$", "$mcname$ cringes$ifarg: in $lastarg$~$" }) }), "croak" : ({ 0, ({ "Ribbit", "$mcname$ croaks (ribbit)" }) }), "cross" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 3, "my %s" }), ({ "You cross your $arg:fingers,legs,eyes$", "$mcname$ crosses $mposs$ $lastarg$", }) }), "crowd" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 2, "%s into %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "The crowd goes $arg:wild,#$", "The crowd goes $arg:wild,#$", "You crowd $hcname$ into $arg:a corner,#$", "$mcname$ crowds you into $lastarg$", "$mcname$ crowds $hcname$ into $lastarg$" }) }), "cry" : ({ 0, ({ "Wahhhhhh", "$mcname$ crys loudly" }) }), "cuddle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You cuddle $hcname$", "$mcname$ cuddles you", "$mcname$ cuddles $hcname$" }) }), "curse" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s" , 3, "%s" }), ({ "You curse$ifarg: $arg:loudly,strongly,rudely,profusely,unashamedly,#$~$", "$mcname$ curses$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You curse$ifarg: $arg:loudly,strongly,profusely,rudely,unashamedly,#$~$ at "+ "$hcname$", "$mcname$ curses$ifarg: $lastarg$ at~$ you", "$mcname$ curses$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "curtsey" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "to %s", 0, "before %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s before %s", 2, "%s to %s",3, "%s" }), ({ "You curtsey$ifarg: $arg:gracefully,humbly,quickly,low,slightly$~$", "$mcname$ curtsies$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You curtsey$ifarg: $arg:gracefully,humbly,quickly,shortly,low,"+ "slightly,adorably,happily,sweetly,sarcastically$~$ to $hcname$", "$mcname$ curtsies$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ before you", "$mcname$ curtsies$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to $hcname$" }) }), "dance" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "with %s" }), ({ "You do the disco duck. Feels great doesn't it ?", "$mcname$ dances the disco duck", "You sweep $hcname$ across the dance floor", "$mcname$ sweeps you across the dance floor", "$mcname$ sweeps $hcname$ across the dance floor" }) }), "dare" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", 2, "%s to %s" }), ({ "You dare $hcname$$ifarg: to $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ dares you$ifarg: to $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ dares $hcname$$ifarg: to $lastarg$~$" }) }), "daydream" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You daydream$ifarg: of $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ daydreams$ifarg: of $lastarg$~$", }) }), "die" : ({ ({0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You die $arg:suddenly,dramatically,of boredom,of hunger,of "+ "anticipation,pathetically,gracefully,senselessly,stupidly,"+ "tragically,slowly,painfully,an excruciating death$", "$mcname$ dies $lastarg$", "You die$ifarg: $arg:suddenly,dramatically,of boredom,of hunger,of "+ "anticipation,pathetically,gracefully,senselessly,stupidly,"+ "tragically,slowly,painfully,an excruciating death$~$"+ " in $mhcname$ general direction", "$mcname$ dies$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ in your general direction", "$mcname$ dies$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ in $mhcname$ general direction" }) }), "disdain" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You look disdainfully at $hcname$, as the pond scum $hpronoun$ is", "$mcname$ looks disdainfully at you, like the pond scum you are", "$mcname$ looks disdainfully at $hcname$" }) }), "dribble" : ({ ({0, "%s", 0, "on %s", 0, "all over %s" }), ({ "You start to dribble all over the front of your shirt", "$mcname$ starts to dribble all over the front of $mposs$ shirt", "You start dribbling on $hcname$", "$mcname$ starts dribbling all over your best shirt", "$mcname$ starts dribbling all over $hcname$" }) }), "drool" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You start to drool", "$mcname$ starts to drool", "You drool all over $hcname$", "$mcname$ drools all over you", "$mcname$ drools all over $hcname$" }) }), "duck" : ({ 0, ({ "You duck for cover", "$mcname$ ducks for cover" }) }), "duh" : ({ 0, ({ "You scream \"Duh!\"", "$mcname$ screams \"Duh!\"", }) }), "ear" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You cut off your ear and send it to $hcname$ as a "+ "token of your undying love", "$mcname$ cuts off an ear and sends it to you "+ "as a token of $mposs$ undying love", "$mcname$ cuts off an ear and sends it to $hcname$ "+ "as a token of $mposs$ undying love" }) }), "embarass" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You embarass $hcname$ by sending a dozen red roses "+ "to $hobj$ work place with a very large note on them "+ "that reads: \n \"From snugglebuns\"", "$mcname$ embarasses you by sending a dozen red roses "+ "to your work place with a very large note on them "+ "that reads: \n \"From snugglebuns\"", "$mcname$ sends $hcname$ a dozen red roses with a very "+ "large note on them that reads:\n \"From snugglebuns\""+ "\n$hcname$ is utterly embarassed" }) }), "eye" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You eye $hcname$ over", "$mcname$ eyes you over", "$mcname$ eyes $hcname$ over", }), }), "exp" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You raise yourself to the power of$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ raises $mobj$self to a random power", "You raise $hcname$ to the power of$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ raises you to the power of$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ raises $hcname$ to the power of$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "expect" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You look at expectantly at $hcname$", "$mcname$ looks expectantly at you", "$mcname$ looks expectantly at $hcname$" }) }), "explode" : ({ 0, ({ "You explode into thousands of tiny pieces", "$mcname$ explodes into thousands of tiny pieces", }) }), "faint" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 0, "%s" }), ({ "You faint$ifarg: $arg:tiredly,out of boredom$~$", "$mcname$ faints$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You faint on $hcname$", "$mcname$ faints on you", "$mcname$ faints on $hcname$" }) }), "fart" : ({ 0, ({ /* don't like this emote, can you tell?? */ /* yes :) */ "You fart", "$mcname$ farts" }) }), "fear" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You scream at $hcname$ in fear", "$mcname$ screams at you in fear", "$mcname$ screams at $hcname$ in fear" }) }), "fiddle" : ({ 0, ({ "You fiddle with something", "$mcname$ fiddles with something", }), }), "fish" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "in %s", 1, "for %s in %s pockets", 1, "for %s in %s", 1, "%s in %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You fish around in your pockets$ifarg: for a $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ fishes around in $mposs$ pockets$ifarg: for a $lastarg$~$", "You fish around in $mhcname$ pockets$ifarg: for a $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ fishes around in your pockets$ifarg: for a $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ fishes around in $mhcname$ pockets$ifarg: for a $lastarg$~$" }) }), "flap" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You flap your $arg:ears,arms,wings,eyelashes$", "$mcname$ flaps $mposs$ $arg:ears,arms,wings,eyelashes$" }) }), "flash" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You leap from behind the bushes and flash $hcname$", "$mcname$ leaps from behind the bushes and flashes you", "$mcname$ leaps from behind the bushes and flashes $hcname$" }) }), "flex" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You flex your $arg:muscles,biceps,triceps,legs,brain,nose,ears$", "$mcname$ flexes $mposs$ $lastarg$", }) }), "flip" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You flip $arg:head over heels,backwards,forwards,sideways,"+ "around,carefully,slowly,twice,doggily,awkwardly,disturbingly,"+ "disgustingly,quickly,slowly,gracefully,over the moon,"+ "around in a really complicated double back roll flip,"+ "half way around and land on your head ... ouch$", "$mcname$ flips $lastarg$", "You flip $hcname$ $arg:head over heels,off,into the garbage bin,"+ "visciously,dangerously,spectacularly$", "$mcname$ flips you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ flips $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "flirt" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You flirt$ifarg: $arg:seductively,shamelessly,badly,"+ "adorably,winningly,disgustingly,daringly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ flirts$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ flirts$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "flop" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You flop about $arg:helplessly,like a fish out of water,"+ "badly,like zoroaster,carefully,rudely,a bit,once,like a gherkin,wonderfully,"+ "impressively,suggestively,lazily,happily,pensively$", "$mcname$ flops about $lastarg$" }) }), "flustered" : ({ 0, ({ "You look flustered", "$mcname$ looks flustered", }) }), "fondle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You fondle $ifarg:$mhcname$ $arg:#$$else$$hcname$~$", "$mcname$ fondles$ifarg: with your $lastarg$$else$ you~$", "$mcname$ fondles $ifarg:with $mhcname$ $lastarg$$else$$mhcname$~$" }) }), "foo" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You foo $arg:vaguely,carefully,slowly,dangerously$", "$mcname$ foos $lastarg$", }), }), "forgive" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You forgive $hcname$", "$mcname$ forgives you", "$mcname$ forgives $hcname$", }), }), "frog" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You frog around $arg:mindlessly,silently,happily,carefully,#$", "$mcname$ frogs around $lastarg$", "You turn $hcname$ into a frog$ifarg: $arg:slowly,carefully,"+ "excruciatingly,happily,gleefully,magicly$~$", "$mcname$ turns you into a frog$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ turns $hcname$ into a frog$ifarg: $lastarg$~$"+ "$force#croak#2$" }) }), "french" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You give $hcname$ a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever..", "$mcname$ gives you a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever..", "$mcname$ gives $hcname$ a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever.." }) }), "froth" : ({ 0, ({ "You froth at the mouth", "$mcname$ froths at the mouth" }) }), "frown" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 3, "in %s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You frown in $arg:concentration,thought,anger,"+ "depression,like a cat,happily,#$$else$Whats the problem?~$", "$ifarg:$mcname$ frowns in $lastarg$$else$$mcname$ frowns~$" }) }), "fume" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You fume $arg:quietly,insultingly,despairingly$", "$mcname$ fumes $lastarg$", }) }), "gasp" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 3, "in %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You gasp in $arg:astonishment,awe,excitement,terror,fear,fright,"+ "surprise,pain$", "$mcname$ gasps in $lastarg$", "You gasp in $arg:astonishment,awe,excitement,terror,fear,fright,"+ "surprise,pain$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ gasps in $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ gasps in $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "gaze" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You gaze$ifarg: $arg:amazed,daringly,disdainfully,deeply,in awe,"+ "dreamily,lovingly,waringly,$~$"+ " into $hcname$'s eyes", "$mcname$ gazes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ into your eyes", "$mcname$ gazes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ into $hcname$'s eyes" }) }), "gesticulate" : ({ 0, ({ "You gesticulate wildly", "$mcname$ gesticulates wildly" }) }), "gibber" : ({ 0, ({ "You gibber madly", "$mcname$ gibbers madly", }) }), "giggle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You giggle$ifarg: $arg:insanely,loudly,stupidly, "+ "quietly,idioticly,fiendishly$~$", "$mcname$ giggles$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "glare" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You glare $arg:stonily,sternly,hotly,intently,solemnly,idiotically,evenly,"+ "evilly$ at the world in general", "$mcname$ glares $lastarg$ around $mpronoun$", "You glare $arg:stonily,sternly,hotly,intently,solemnly,evilly,evenly,"+ "idiotically$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ glares $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ glares $lastarg$ at $hcname$", }) }), "greet" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You greet $hcname$ $arg:happily,sadly,with open arms,"+ "ecstaticly,carefully,courteously,hysterically,"+ "reservedly,warmly,coldly,insolently,curtly,"+ "absentmindedly$", "$mcname$ greets you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ greets $hcname$ $lastarg$", }) }), "grimace" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You grimace in $arg:disgust,anger,thought,power,despair$", "$mcname$ grimaces in $lastarg$", }), }), "grin" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You grin$ifarg: $arg:manically,evilly,wickedly,insanely,mischievously,"+ "impishly,cheekily,idiotically,tentatively,"+ "like a duck with a flexible beak$~$", "$mcname$ grins$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You grin$ifarg: $arg:manically,evilly,wickedly,insanely,mischievously,"+ "impishly,cheekily,idiotically,"+ "like a duck with a flexible beak$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ grins$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ grins$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "grind" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You grind your teeth $arg:noisily,seductively,in terror,together,"+ "annoyingly,suggestively,painfully,angrily$", "$mcname$ grinds $mposs$ teeth $lastarg$", }) }), "groan" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You groan$ifarg: $arg:loudly,resignedly,tiredly$~$", "$mcname$ groans$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "grope" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You grope $ifarg:$mhcname$ $arg:#$$else$$hcname$~$", "$mcname$ gropes you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ gropes $ifarg:$mhcname$ $lastarg$$else$$hcname$~$" }) }), "grovel" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 3, "%s", 2, "at %s %s", }), ({ "You grovel$ifarg: $arg:shamelessly,violently,unashamedly$~$", "$mcname$ grovels$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You grovel$ifarg: $arg:shamelessly,violently,unashamedly$~$ at"+ " $mhcname$ feet", "$mcname$ grovels$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at your feet", "$mcname$ grovels$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $mhcname$ feet" }) }), "growl" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You growl $arg:menacingly,nastily,loudly,playfully$", "$mcname$ growls $lastarg$", "You growl $arg:menacingly,nastily,loudly,playfully$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ growls $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ growls $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "grumble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You grumble $arg:quietly,bitterly,menacingly,halfheartedly,"+ "seductively,suggestively,loudly,annoyingly,devastatingly,carefully,"+ "wildly,more or less$", "$mcname$ grumbles $lastarg$", }) }), "grunt" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You grunt$ifarg: $arg:happily,madly,sadly,with a lemon twist,"+ "knowingly,thoughtfully$~$", "$mcname$ grunts$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You grunt$ifarg: $arg:happily,madly,sadly,with a lemon twist,"+ "knowingly,thoughtfully$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ grunts$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ growls$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "gurgle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You gurgle $arg:noisily,rudely,loudly,mischievously,"+ "happily,carefully,disgustingly,in surprise,"+ "like a train,quickly,slowly$", "$mcname$ gurgles $lastarg$" }) }), "hang" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You hang your head in $arg:shame,sorrow,despair,happiness$", "$mcname$ hangs $mposs$ head in $lastarg$", }) }), "headbutt" : ({ ({ 0, "%s"}), ({ "You headbutt $hcname$", "$mcname$ headbutts you", "$mcname$ headbutts $hcname$" }) }), "headstand" : ({ ({ 0, "on %s", 0, "%s" }), ({ "You stand on your head", "$mcname$ stands on $mposs$ head", "You stand on $mhcname$ head", "$mcname$ stands on your head", "$mcname$ stands on $mhcname$ head" }) }), "heart" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You devotedly handle your heart to $hcname$", "$mcname$ devotedly handles $mposs$ heart to you", "$mcname$ devotedly handles $mposs$ heart to $hcname$" }) }), "hiccup" : ({ 0, ({ /* exciting stuff */ "You hiccup", "$mcname$ hiccups" }) }), "high5" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You reach up and high five with $hcname$", "You reach up and high five with $mcname$", "$mcname$ and $hcname$ reach up and high five, making you feel"+ " left out" }) }), "hiss" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You hiss angrily", "$mcname$ hisses angrily", "You hiss angrily at $hcname$", "$mcname$ hisses angrily at you", "$mcname$ hisses angrily at $hcname$" }) }), "hop" : ({ 0, ({ "You hop around a bit", "$mcname$ hops around a bit" }) }), "hoot" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You hoot $arg:like Owls,derisively,annoyingly,absentmindedly,"+ "whilst you work,distractedly,pointlessly,silently,loudly,"+ "rudely,with laughter,vaguely,obviously,tunelessly$", "$mcname$ hoots $lastarg$" }), }), "howl" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 3, "at the %s" }), ({ "HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLL!!", "$mcname$ howls$ifarg: $arg:at the moon,at the #$~$" }) }), "hug" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You hug $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:tightly,warmly,gently,close$~$", "$mcname$ hugs you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ hugs $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "huggle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You huggle $hcname$ in a friendly but platonic way", "$mcname$ huggles you in a friendly but platonic way", "$mcname$ huggles $hcname$ in a friendly but platonic way" }), }), "hum" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You hum $arg:a merry tune,tunelessly,annoyingly,vaguely,absentmindedly,"+ "whilst you work,distractedly,pointlessly,silently,loudly,"+ "rudely$", "$mcname$ hums $lastarg$" }), }), "hydr" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You hydr manically", "$mcname$ hydrs manically", "You hydr manically at $hcname$", "$mcname$ hydrs manically at you", "$mcname$ hydrs manically at $hcname$" }) }), "idle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You idle $arg:like pinkfish,like ducky,like biggles,like sloths do,"+ "like a gherkin,like everyone else is,nonchalantly,quickly,"+ "unbelievably well,without using your hands,upside-down,"+ "hyperactively,standing still,artfully,around,intensely,like bastian$", "$mcname$ idles $lastarg$", "You idle like $hcname$", "$mcname$ idles like you", "$mcname$ idles like $hcname$", }), }), "ignore" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You ignore the world", "$mcname$ ignores the world", "You ignore $hcname$", "$mcname$ ignores you", "$mcname$ ignores $hcname$", }) }), "james" : ({ 0, ({ "Ow! I feel good! da na da na da na da! I knew that I would!", "$mcname$ feels good, da na da na da na da!" }) }), "juggle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You juggle some $arg:balls,sticks,batons,cats,dogs,frogs,chickens,"+ "swords,knives,arms,legs,balls,trees,chain saws,bottles,"+ "guppies,torches,bings,tree stumps,logs,zoroasters,"+ "wine glasses,water,people,fire,ladies,men,rhinos$ around", "$mcname$ juggles some $lastarg$ around", }) }), "jump" : ({ ({ 0, "on %s", 0, "%s", 2, "on %s %s", 1, "%s on %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You jump up and down $arg:excitedly,happily,carefully,slowly,"+ "joyfully,unsteadily,ecstaticly,worriedly,sideways,"+ "absentmindedly,like pinkfish,like a prancing piranha$", "$mcname$ jumps up and down $lastarg$", "You jump up and down on $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:"+ "excitedly,happily,carefully,slowly,"+ "joyfully,unsteadily,ecstaticly,worriedly,sideways,"+ "absentmindedly,like pinkfish$~$", "$mcname$ jumps up and down on you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ jumps up and down on $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "kick" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You kick yourself$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ kicks $mobj$self", "You kick $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ kicks you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ kicks $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "kiss" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You kiss $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:passionately,deeply,tenderly,gently,"+ "goodbye," "lovingly,lengthily,fishily,carefully,demandingly,sensuously,#$~$", "$mcname$ kisses you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ kisses $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "knee" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You knee $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ knees you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ knees $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "laugh" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 3, "%s"}), ({ "$ifarg:You laugh $arg:nastily,nicely,quietly,uncontrollably,politely,"+ "happily,manically,ecstaticly,demonically$"+ "$else$You fall down laughing~$", "$ifarg:$mcname$ laughs $lastarg$$else$$mcname$ falls down laughing~$", "You laugh$ifarg: $arg:nastily,nicely,quietly,uncontrollably,politely,"+ "happily,manically,ecstaticly,demonically$~$"+ " at $hcname$", "$mcname$ laughs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ laughs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "leap" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You leap$ifarg: $arg:longingly,excitedly,quickly,slowly,awkwardly,"+ "politely,quietly,noisily$~$ into the air", "$mcname$ leaps$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ into the air", }) }), "leer" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You leer at yourself", "$mcname$ leers at $mobj$self, hmm interesting", "You leer at $hcname$", "$mcname$ leers at you", "$mcname$ leers at $hcname$", }), }), "lick" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You lick your lips", "$mcname$ licks $mposs$ lips", "You lick $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:softly,gently,professionally,"+ "thoroughly$~$", "$mcname$ licks you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ licks $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "listen" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You listen intently to $hcname$", "$mcname$ listens intently to you", "$mcname$ listens intently to $hcname$" }) }), "loom" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "over %s" }), ({ "You loom over $hcname$", "$mcname$ looms over you", "$mcname$ looms over $hcname$", }) }), "love" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You whisper sweet nothings into $mhcname$ ear", "$mcname$ whispers sweet nothings in your ear", "$mcname$ whispers to $hcname$" }) }), "lower" : ({ 0, ({ "You lower your eyebrows", "$mcname$ lowers $mposs$ eyebrows", }) }), "massage" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You give $hcname$ a$ifarg: $arg:good,bad,ugly,long,"+ "refreshing,pink,full body,seductive,sensuous,strange,"+ "painful,deep,meaningful,ergonomic,economic,"+ "painless,memorable,different,unwanted,unwarranted,"+ "unprovoked,unknown,sneaky,unnoticed,unwieldy,back,"+ "professional,unprofessional,happy,sad,trained,untrained,"+ "train,virgin mary,compact,quick,foot,leg,arm,head,teeth,"+ "ear,neck,shoulder,nose$~$ massage", "$mcname$ gives you a$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ massage", "$mcname$ gives $hcname$ a$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ massage", }) }), "miss" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You let $hcname$ know that you miss $hobj$$ifarg: "+ "$arg:lots,bad,awfully,desperately$~$", "$mcname$ misses you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ misses $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "moan" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You moan$ifarg: $arg:gently,deeply,sensually,agonizingly,in terror$~$", "$mcname$ moans$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "mock" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You mock $hcname$ outrageously", "$mcname$ mocks you outrageously", "$mcname$ mocks $hcname$ outrageously" }), }), "moo" : ({ 0, ({ "Moooooooooooooo", "$mcname$ bites the dust (Moooooooooo)" }) }), "moon" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You drop your pants and moon $hcname$", "$mcname$ drops $mposs$ pants and moons you", "$mcname$ drops $mposs$ pants and moons $hcname$", }), }), "mosh" : ({ 0, ({ "You mosh $arg:violently,angrily,carefully,thoughtfully,"+ "wonderingly,vigously,insanely,loudly$ around the room", "$mcname$ moshes $lastarg$ around the room", }) }), "mutter" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You $ifarg:mutter $arg:#$ under your breath$else$mutter under "+ "your breath~$", "$mcname$ mutters $ifarg:$arg:#$ under ~$$mposs$ breath", }) }), "nestle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You nestle up to $hcname$ $arg:affectionately,lovingly,curiously$", "$mcname$ nestles up to you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ nestles up to $hcname$ $lastarg$", }) }), "nibble" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You nibble on $mhcname$ $arg:ear,finger,lip,arm,leg,toe,neck,nose$", "$mcname$ nibbles on your $lastarg$", "$mcname$ nibbles on $mhcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "nod" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You nod $arg:solemnly,happily,brightly,curtly,patiently,slowly,"+ "knowingly,vigorously,in agreement,in disagreement,tentatively$", "$mcname$ nods $lastarg$", "You nod $arg:solemnly,happily,brightly,curtly,patiently,slowly,"+ "knowingly,vigorously$"+ " at $hcname$", "$mcname$ nods $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ nods $lastarg$ at $hcname$", }) }), "noise" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You make a $arg:bungle,flurgle,zongle-wop,wop,whirr,burble,frog,"+ "moo,train,hairy,twisted,wap,pop,schwing,gong,koala,duck,quacking,"+ "rat,mouse,chicken,womble,guppy,cow,rabbit,kangaroo,gumby$ noise"+ "$else$You make a funny noise~$", "$ifarg:$mcname$ makes a $lastarg$ noise$else$$mcname$ makes a funny noise~$" }) }), "nrgh" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You nrgh", "$mcname$ nrghs", "You nrgh at nrgh in nrgh", "$mcname$ nrghs at you in a demonical yet sarcastic way", "$hcname$ has been nrghed at!!!" }) }), "nudge" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You nudge $hcname$", "$mcname$ nudges you", "$mcname$ nudges $hcname$", }) }), "nuzzle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You nuzzle $hcname$ affectionately", "$mcname$ nuzzles you affectionately", "$mcname$ nuzzles $hcname$ affectionately", }), }), "oath" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You swear your eternal love for $hcname$", "$mcname$ swears $mposs$ eternal love for you", "$mcname$ swears $mposs$ eternal love for $hcname$" }) }), "raise" : ({ 0, ({ "You raise your eyebrows", "$mcname$ raises $mposs$ eyebrows" }) }), "razz" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You stick your thumb on your nose and razz $hcname$", "$mcname$ sticks $mposs$ thumb on $mposs$ nose and razz's you", "$mcname$ sticks $mposs$ thumb on $mposs$ nose and razz's $hcname$" }) }), "rub" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You rub your $arg:hands together,eyes,tummy,nose,leg,arm,eyebrows,head$", "$mcname$ rubs $mposs$ $lastarg$", "You rub $hcname$ up the wrong way", "$mcname$ rubs you up the wrong way", "$mcname$ rubs $hcname$ up the wrong way", }) }), "panic" : ({ 0, ({ "You panic", "$mcname$ panics", }) }), "pat" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s on the %s", 2, "%s on %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You pat $hcname$ on the $arg:head,back,leg,arm,nose,bottom$", "$mcname$ pats you on the $lastarg$", "$mcname$ pats $hcname$ on the $lastarg$" }) }), "pet" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You pet Goldie", "$mcname$ pets Goldie", "You pet $hcname$", "$mcname$ pets you", "$mcname$ pets $hcname$", }) }), "peer" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You peer$ifarg: $arg:suspiciously,quizzically,"+ "anxiously,stupidly,warningly,expectantly,happily,sadly,desperately,"+ "worriedly,strangely,uncertainly,lopsidedly,lazily,rudely,disappointedly,"+ "fishily,fearfully,like a train,curiously,tentatively,"+ "warily,nervously,carefully,warningly,owlishly,dazedly$~$ around the room", "$mcname$ peers$ifarg: $lastarg$ around the room~$", "You peer$ifarg: $arg:suspiciously,quizzically,warily,nervously,"+ "anxiously,stupidly,warningly,expectantly,happily,sadly,desperately,"+ "worriedly,strangely,uncertainly,lopsidedly,lazily,rudely,disappointedly,"+ "fishily,fearfully,like a train,curiously,"+ "carefully,warningly,intently,owlishly,dazedly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ peers$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ peers$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$", }) }), "pick" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You pick your $arg:nose,ear,#$", "$mcname$ picks $mposs$ $lastarg$" }) }), "pinch" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s on %s", 2, "%s on the %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }),({ "You pinch yourself", "$mcname$ pinches $mobj$self", "You pinch $hcname$$ifarg: on the $arg:bottom,leg,arm,frog,cheek$~$", "$mcname$ pinches you$ifarg: on the $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ pinches $hcname$$ifarg: on the $lastarg$~$",}) }), "ping" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You ping $hcname$", "$mcname$ pings you$force#ack $mname$#2$", "$mcname$ pings $hcname$" }) }), "plead" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "$mcname$ pleads for $arg:mercy,frogs,lots of money,a Decstation 5000,"+ "this stupid soul to go away,an X windows terminal,insanity,"+ "creators,bil,pinkfish's sanity$", "$mcname$ pleads for $lastarg$", }) }), "point" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s" }), ({ "You point$ifarg: $arg:accusingly,straight$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ points$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ points$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "poke" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s in the %s", 2, "%s in %s", 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You poke $hcname$$ifarg: in the $arg:eyes,ribs,legs,nose,ear,"+ "stomach,#$~$", "$mcname$ pokes you$ifarg: in the $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ pokes $hcname$$ifarg: in the $lastarg$~$" }) }), "pounce" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You pounce on $hcname$ $arg:wildly,lustfully,happily,aggressively$", "$mcname$ pounces on you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ pounces on $hcname$ $lastarg$", }) }), "ponder" : ({ 0, ({ "You ponder the situation", "$mcname$ ponders the situation" }) }), "pout" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You pout$ifarg: $arg:childishly,silently,resignedly$~$", "$mcname$ pouts$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "protest" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You protest$ifarg: $arg:vehemently,loudly,strongly,weakly,"+ "against duck-shooting,noisily,pointlessly,annoyingly,#$~$", "$mcname$ protests$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "puke" : ({ ({ 0, "on %s", 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You brighten up the place", "$mcname$ does a technicolor yawn", "You puke on $hcname$", "$mcname$ pukes on you", "$mcname$ pukes on $hcname$" }) }), "pull" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You pull $hcname$'s $arg:sleeve,#$, demanding $hposs$ attention", "$mcname$ pulls your $lastarg$, demanding your attention", "$mcname$ pulls $hcname$'s $lastarg$, demanding $hobj$ attention" }) }), "punch" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You punch yourself", "$mcname$ punches $mobj$self", "You punch $hcname$", "$mcname$ punches You", "$mcname$ punches $hcname$", }) }), "purr" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You purr $arg:contentedly,loudly,happily,sensuously$", "$mcname$ purrs $lastarg$" }) }), "push" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You push yourself over", "$mcname$ pushes $mobj$self over", "You push $hcname$ over", "$mcname$ pushes you over", "$mcname$ pushes $hcname$ over", }) }), "puzzle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You puzzle over $arg:#$$else$You look puzzled~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:puzzles over $lastarg$$else$looks puzzled~$", }) }), "quirk" : ({ 0, ({ "You quirk one eyebrow", "$mcname$ quirks one eyebrow" }) }), "quiver" : ({ 0, ({ "You quiver", "$mcname$ quivers" }), }), "ram" : ({ ({0 ,"%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s"}), ({ "$ifarg:You ram the $arg:#$$else$You ram the nearest turtle~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:rams the $lastarg$$else$rams the nearest "+ "turtle. <thwok>~$", "You ram $ifarg:$mhcname$ $arg:#$$else$$arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:rams into your $arg:#$$else$rams into you~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:rams into $mhcname$ $arg:#$$else$rams into $hcname$~$" }), }), "roll" : ({ ({ 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s", 3, "%s", 0, "%s" }), ({ "You roll $arg:your eyes,around on the floor laughing,"+ "over and play dead,up into a ball,your own cigarette,"+ "sideways,backwards,professionally,like a spy through an "+ "imaginary door,fearfully,tightly,slowly$", "$mcname$ rolls $lastarg$", "You roll $ifarg:$arg:quickly,slowly,painfully,excitededly,lovingly,"+ "carefully$ ~$over $hcname$", "$mcname$ rolls $ifarg:$lastarg$ ~$over you", "$mcname$ rolls $ifarg:$lastarg$ ~$over $hcname$" }) }), "ruffle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You ruffle $mhcname$ hair$ifarg: $arg:playfully,affectionately$~$", "$mcname$ ruffles your hair$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ ruffles $mhcname$ hair$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "salute" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You salute $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:happily,respectfully,"+ "sarcastically,wildly,formally$~$", "$mcname$ salutes you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ salutes $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "savage" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You savage $hcname$ like a rabid rottweiler", "$mcname$ savages you like a rabid rottweiler", "$mcname$ savages $hcname$ like a rabid rottweiler" }) }), "scare" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You scare the hell out of $hcname$", "$mcname$ scares the hell out of you$force#fear $mname$#2$", "$mcname$ scares the hell out of $hcname$" }) }), "scoff" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You scoff", "$mcname$ scoffs", "You scoff in $hcname$'s general direction", "$mcname$ scoffs in your general direction", "$mcname$ scoffs in $hcname$'s general direction" }) }), "scratch" : ({ ({0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You scratch your head", "$mcname$ scratches $mposs$ head", "$ifarg:You $arg:viciously,slightly,wombely$ scratch $mhcname$ "+ "head$else$You scratch $hcname$~$", "$ifarg:$mcname$ $lastarg$ scratches your head$else$"+ "$mcname$ $lastarg$ scratches you~$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:$lastarg$ ~$scratches $mhcname$ head" }) }), "scream" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 3, "in %s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You scream in $arg:terror,fright,fear,pain,surprise,frustration,"+ "despair,anger$$else$Arrggghhhhh!!!!~$", "$mcname$ screams$ifarg: in $lastarg$$else$ loudly~$" }) }), "scowl" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You scowl", "$mcname$ scowls", "You scowl at $hcname$", "$mcname$ scowls at you", "$mcname$ scowls at $hcname$" }) }), "schlop" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You schlop", "$mcname$ schlops", "You schlop $hcname$", "$mcname$ schlops you", "$mcname$ schlops $hcname$" }) }), "seduce" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You seduce $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:daringly,disgustingly,"+ "professionally,sweetly,waringly,adorably,sadisticly$~$", "$mcname$ seduces you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ seduces $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "shake" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s with %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s", 3, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 3, "my %s", }), ({ "You shake your head$ifarg: $arg:sorrowfully,carefully,slowly,"+ "once,quickly,curtly,in disagreement,vigously,completely,fishily,"+ "tentatively,in agreement,in disbelief$~$", "$mcname$ shakes $mposs$ head$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You shake$ifarg: $arg:hands with,flippers with,fingers with,legs with,"+ "wings with,tentacles with,your fist at$~$ $hcname$", "$mcname$ shakes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ you", "$mcname$ shakes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ $hcname$" }) }), "shiver" : ({ ({ 3, "with %s", 3, "in %s" }), ({ "You shiver$ifarg: $arg:fear,with cold,slightly,#$~$", "$mcname$ shivers$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "shrug" : ({ 0, ({ "You shrug", "$mcname$ shrugs", }) }), "shudder" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You shudder $ifarg:in $arg:fear,revulsion,disappointment,ecstasy"+ "$$else$from horror~$", "$mcname$ shudders $ifarg:in $lastarg$$else$from horror~$", }) }), "sigh" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You sigh$ifarg: $arg:deeply,silently,desperately,tiredly,sadly,slowly,"+ "dreamily,softly,happily,"+ "heavily,suggestively,sarcasticly,in relief,with relief$~$", "$mcname$ sighs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You sigh$ifarg: $arg:deeply,lovingly,desperately,tiredly,sadly,"+ "slowly,dreamily,softly,happily,heavily,suggestively,sarcastically,"+ "in relief,with relief$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ sighs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ sighs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "sing" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You sing $arg:in appreciation of life,#$", "$mcname$ $ifarg:sings $lastarg$$else$bursts out into song~$", "You serenade $hcname$", "$mcname$ serenades you", "$mcname$ serenades $hcname$" }) }), "sit" : ({ 0, ({ "You sit down", "$mcname$ sits down", }) }), "slap" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You slap your forehead", "$mcname$ slaps $mposs$ forehead", "You slap $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:playfully,harshly,disdainfully,"+ "with a white glove$~$", "$mcname$ slaps you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ slaps $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "sleep" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You go to sleep", "$mcname$ goes to sleep", "You go to sleep in $mhcname$ arms", "$mcname$ go to sleep in your arms", "$mcname$ goes to sleep in $mhcname$ arms", }) }), "slobber" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You slobber on $hcname$", "$mcname$ slobbers on you", "$mcname$ slobbers on $hcname$" }) }), "smack" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You smack $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:hard,soft,playfully,jokingly,"+ "upside the head$~$", "$mcname$ smacks you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ smacks $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "smooch" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You smooch $hcname$ $arg:lovingly,effectively,demandingly,wantingly,until eternity,affectionately,warmly,gently$", "$mcname$ smooches you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ smooches $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "smirk" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "You smirk", "$mcname$ smirks", "You smirk at $hcname$", "$mcname$ smirks at you", "$mcname$ smirks at $hcname$" }) }), "smile" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s", }), ({ "You smile$ifarg: $arg:happily,sadly,nervously,wryly,broadly,crookedly,"+ "stupidly,idiotically,condescendingly,ironically,patiently,brightly,"+ "slightly,nastily,excitedly,strangely,with forced patience,plasticly,"+ "carefully,sadisticly,lopsidedly,fishily,catishly,faintly,wickedly,"+ "like a train,angrily,paranoicaly,innocently,frogily,slyly,"+ "weakly,humbly,paradoxically,sarcasticly,viciously,garishly,"+ "sweetly,innocently,lovingly,dreamily,radiantly,enthusiasticly,"+ "insolently,quirkily,completely,unconsciously,drunkenly,hopefully,"+ "insanely,cutely,maliciously,"+ "absentmindedly,curtly,disturbingly,unbelievably,quietly,"+ "loudly,differently,winningly,in triumph,seductively,"+ "tightly,gosh there are lots of arguments,softly,proudly,"+ "lividly,demonically,warmly,spasmodically,sheepishly,darkly,"+ "manically,warily,sardonically,lazily,serenely,disappointedly$~$", "$mcname$ smiles$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You smile$ifarg: $arg:happily,sadly,nervously,wryly,broadly,crookedly,"+ "stupidly,idiotically,condescendingly,ironically,patiently,brightly,"+ "slightly,nastily,excitedly,strangely,with forced patience,plasticly,"+ "manically,carefully,sadisticly,lopsidedly,fishily,catishly,faintly,"+ "weakly,humbly,paradoxically,sarcasticly,viciously,garishly,wickedly,"+ "insolently,quirkily,completely,unconsciously,drunkenly,spasmodically,"+ "absentmindedly,curtly,disturbingly,unbelievably,quietly,sheepishly,"+ "loudly,differently,winningly,in triumph,seductively,darkly,"+ "sweetly,innocently,lovingly,dreamily,radiantly,enthusiasticly,"+ "like a train,angrily,paranoicaly,innocently,frogily,slyly,proudly,"+ "macabrely,ruefully,tentatively,like a dog,hopefully,"+ "tightly,gosh there are lots of arguments,softly,"+ "insanely,cutely,maliciously,"+ "lividly,demonicaly,"+ "sardonically,warily,lazily,serenely,disappointedly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ smiles$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ smiles$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "smite" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You smite $hcname$ from the heavens", "$mcname$ smites you from the heavens", "$mcname$ smites $hcname$ from the heavens" }) }), "snap" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "my %s at %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You snap your $arg:fingers,leg,arm in a quick salute$", "$mcname$ snaps $mposs$ $lastarg$", "You snap your $arg:fingers,leg,arm in a quick salute$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ snaps $mposs$ $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ snaps $mposs$ $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "snarl" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s" }), ({ "You snarl $arg:viciously,nastily,demonicaly,happily,sadly,"+ "unexpectedly,suddenly$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ snarls $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ snarls $lastarg$ at $hcname$", }) }), "sneer" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You sneer at $hcname$", "$mcname$ sneers at you", "$mcname$ sneers at $hcname$", }) }), "sneeze" : ({ ({ 0, "at %s", 2, "%s at %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You sneeze $arg:violently,loudly,silently,quietly,suddenly,unexpectedly$", "$mcname$ sneezes $lastarg$", "You sneeze $arg:violently,loudly,silently,quietly,suddenly,unexpectedly$"+ " at $hcname$", "$mcname$ sneezes $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ sneezes $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "snicker" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You snicker$ifarg: $arg:mischievously,nastily,a bit,like skippy$~$", "$mcname$ snickers$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "sniff" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You sniff$ifarg: $arg:dejectedly,noisily,silently,loudly,in disdain$~$", "$mcname$ sniffs$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "snigger" : ({ 0, ({ "You snigger", "$mcname$ sniggers", }) }), "snore" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You snore $arg:loudly,like a train,carelessly$$"+ "else$...zzzZZZ...~$", "$mcname$ snores$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "snort" : ({ 0, ({ "You snort", "$mcname$ snorts", }) }), "snuggle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You snuggle up to $hcname$ $arg:affectionately,warmly,gently$", "$mcname$ snuggles up to you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ snuggles up to $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "sob" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s", 0, "on %s" }), ({ "You sob $arg:quietly,loudly,despairingly,forlornly,happily,"+ "completely,unexpectedly,silently,cheekily$", "$mcname$ sobs $lastarg$", "You sob on $mhcname$ shoulder", "$mcname$ sobs on your shoulder", "$mcname$ sobs on $mhcname$ shoulder", }) }), "sorry" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You apologize$ifarg: $arg:profusely,reservedly,profunctily,"+ "carefully,insultingly,insolently$~$ to $hcname$", "$mcname$ apologizes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to you", "$mcname$ apologizes$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to $hcname$", }) }), "spank" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You spank $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:seductively,carefully,gently,"+ "uncontrollably,politely,sensuously,selectively,unexpectedly,"+ "with an evil smirk,painfully,sneakily,unprovoked,professionally,vigorously,"+ "reflexively,with a cat,like a train,like a virgin mary,"+ "with a virgin mary$~$", "$mcname$ spanks you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ spanks $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "spit" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You spit$ifarg: $arg:dexterously,like a camel$~$", "$mcname$ spits$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You spit in $mhcname$ face", "$mcname$ spits in your face", "$mcname$ spits in $mhcname$ face" }) }), "spock" : ({ 0, ({ "You raise one eyebrow", "$mcname$ raises one eyebrow", }) }), "squeeze" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You squeeze $hcname$ $arg:fondly,gently,tightly$", "$mcname$ squeezes you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ squeezes $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "stagger" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You stagger around$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ staggers around$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "stamp" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You stamp your foot$ifarg: $arg:angrily,impatiently,warningly,"+ "frighteningly$~$", "$mcname$ stamps $mposs$ foot$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "stand" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You stand $arg:in uffish thought,about,patiently$", "$mcname$ stands $lastarg$" }) }), "stare" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s at %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You stare$ifarg: $arg:happily,sadly,worriedly,lazily,rudely,dazedly,"+ "hungrily,macabrely,absent-mindedly,fanatically,lovingly,"+ "respectfully,womblely,frogily,desperately,sternly,"+ "tentatively,politely,listlessly,"+ "dreamily,intently,mindlessly,expectantly,longingly$~$ into space", "$mcname$ stares$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ into space", "You stare$ifarg: $arg:happily,sadly,worriedly,lazily,rudely,dazedly,"+ "hungrily,macabrely,absent-mindedly,fanatically,lovingly,"+ "respectfully,womblely,frogily,desperately,sternly,"+ "tentatively,politely,listlessly,with piercing eyes,"+ "dreamily,intently,mindlessly,romantically,expectantly,longingly,"+ "continuously,annoyingly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ stares$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ stares$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "stifle" : ({ 0, ({ "You stifle a giggle", "$mcname$ stifles a giggle", }) }), "stomp" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You stomp on $hcname$ $arg:like an insect,"+ "with a godly foot,tremendously,harshly$", "$mcname$ stomps on you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ stomps on $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "strangle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s about %s", 1, "%s %s" }), ({ "You strangle yourself", "$mcname$ strangles $mobj$self", "You strangle $hcname$$ifarg: about $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ strangles you$ifarg: about $arg:#$~$", "$hcname$ strangles $mcname$$ifarg: about $arg:#$~$", }) }), "stroke" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You stroke $hcname$", "$mcname$ strokes you", "$mcname$ strokes $hcname$", }) }), "strut" : ({ 0, ({ "You strut your stuff", "$mcname$ struts proudly around the room" }) }), "stumble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You stumble $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$around the room~$", "$mcname$ stumbles $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$around the room~$" }) }), "suck" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You suck your $arg:thumb,pen,#$", "$mcname$ sucks $mposs$ $lastarg$" }) }), "sulk" : ({ 0, ({ "You sulk in the corner", "$mcname$ sulks in the corner" }) }), "swim" : ({ 0, ({ "You give a good imitation of swimming", "$mcname$ swims around" }) }), "swoon" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You swoon", "$mcname$ swoons", "You swoon at $hcname$", "$mcname$ swoons at you", "$mcname$ swoons at $hcname$" }) }), "sympathize" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You sympathize$ifarg: arg:sincerely,happily,partially,"+ "at times,somewhat$~$ with $hcname$", "$mcname$ symphatizes $lastarg$ with you", "$mcname$ symphatyzes $lastarg$ with $hcname$" }) }), "tackle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You tackle $hcname$ in the $arg:chest,leg,arm,nose,knee,head,"+ "foot,toe,finger$", "$mcname$ tackles you in the $lastarg$", "$mcname$ tackles $hcname$ in the $lastarg$", }) }), "tango" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You sweep $hcname$ into a passionate tango", "$mcname$ sweeps you into a passionate tango", "$mcname$ sweeps $hcname$ into a passionate tango" }) }), "tap" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s on the %s", 2, "%s on %s", 2, "%s %s", 1, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ /* this is furrys */ "You tap your $arg:foot,head,left leg,right leg,fingers,nose,"+ "shoulder,teeth,arm$ impatiently", "$mcname$ taps $mposs$ $lastarg$ impatiently", "You tap $hcname$ on the $arg:shoulder,head,arm,nose,leg,teeth,foot,ear,"+ "frog,other thing$", "$mcname$ taps you on the $lastarg$", "$mcname$ taps $hcname$ on the $lastarg$" }) }), "taunt" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You taunt yourself", "$mcname$ taunts $mposs$sely, how strange", "You taunt $hcname$", "$mcname$ taunts you", "$mcname$ taunts $hcname$" }) }), "tear" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You tear $hcname$ down to pieces", "$mcname$ tears you down to pieces", "$mcname$ tears $hcname$ down to pieces" }) }), "tease" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You tease yourself", "$mcname$ teases $mbj$self, he appears to enjoy it", "You tease $hcname$ $arg:mercilessly,insistently,annoyingly,"+ "lovingly,mischievously,rudely,carefully,quickly,slowly,"+ "halfheartedly,idlely,obnoxiously$", "$mcname$ teases you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ teases $hcname$ $lastarg$", }) }), "thank" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You thank $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:profusely,gratuitously,lots,slightly,"+ "reservedly,solemnly,with all your heart$~$", "$mcname$ thanks you$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ thanks $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "think" : ({ ({ 3, "%s", }), ({ "You think $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$carefully~$", "$mcname$ thinks $ifarg:$lastarg$$else$carefully~$" }) }), "throw" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "Hi yyyyaaa", "$mcname$ throws you to the floor$force#smile h at $mname$#2$", "$mcname$ throws $hcname$ to the floor in a happy embrace" }) }), "thwok" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "T H W O K K ! !", "$mcname$ \"T H W O K K ! !\"s", "You thwok $hcname$", "You are summarily thwokked by $mcname$", "$mcname$ thwoks $hcname$" }) }), "tickle" : ({ ({ 0,"%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s" }), ({ "You tickle $hcname$$ifarg: $arg:mercilessly,ruthlessly,fearlessly,"+ "quickly,sneakily,weakly,carefully,gently,harshly,inconcievablely"+ "slowly$~$", "$mcname$ tickles you$force#giggle#2$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "$mcname$ tickles $hcname$$ifarg: $lastarg$~$" }) }), "tongue" : ({ ({ 0,"%s", }), ({ "You poke your tongue out at $hcname$", "$mcname$ pokes $mposs$ tongue out at you", "$mcname$ pokes $mposs$ tongue out at $hcname$", }) }), "tremble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You tremble $arg:in fear,in nervousness,in pain,slightly,violently,"+ "insistently,carefully,in a pink fit,in anticip.......pation$", "$mcname$ trembles $lastarg$", }), }), "trip" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You trip up", "$mcname$ trips up", "You trip $hcname$", "$mcname$ trips you", "$mcname$ trips $hcname$" }) }), "tweak" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", }), ({ "You tweak $mhcname$ $arg:bottom,ear,arm,leg,nose,bits,beak$", "$mcname$ tweaks your $lastarg$", "$mcname$ tweaks $mhcname$ $lastarg$" }), }), "twiddle" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You twiddle your $arg:thumbs,fingers,hair,nose,feathers$", "$mcname$ twiddles $mposs$ $lastarg$" }) }), "twitch" : ({ 0, ({ "You twitch your $arg:nose,arm,body,finger,igloo$", "$mcname$ twitches $mposs$ $lastarg$" }) }), "waggle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s" }), ({ "$ifarg:You waggle your $arg:arm,leg,head,nose,ear,bottom,wings,"+ "toe$$else$What did $hcname$ do wrong??!?~$", "$mcname$ waggles $mposs$ $ifarg:$lastarg$$else$finger~$ at you", "$mcname$ waggles $mposs$ $ifarg:$lastarg$$else$finger~$ at $hcname$", }) }), "wait" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "for %s", 0, "for %s %s", 1, "%s %s", 0, "for %s", 1, "%s for %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wait$ifarg: $arg:patiently,impatiently,sleepily,lazily,sadly,"+ "happily,tiredly,forlornly,excitedly,longingly$~$", "$mcname$ waves$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You wait$ifarg: $arg:patiently,impatiently,sleepily,lazily,sadly,"+ "happily,tiredly,forlornly,excitedly,longingly$~$ for $hcname$", "$mcname$ waits$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ for you", "$mcname$ waits$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ for $hcname$" }) }), "waltz" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", }), ({ "You waltz around the room with $hcname$", "$mcname$ waltzes around the room with you", "$mcname$ waltzes around the room with $hcname$", }) }), "wave" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 0, "to %s", 2, "at %s %s", 1, "%s %s", 1, "%s to %s", 2, "to %s %s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wave$ifarg: $arg:tiredly,sleepily,profunctialy,lazily,sadly,"+ "happily,redundantly,forlornly,excitedly,longingly,pointlessly,"+ "your wings,your feathers,your tentacles,your roots$~$", "$mcname$ waves$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You wave$ifarg: $arg:sleepily,tiredly,profunctialy,lazily,sadly,"+ "happily,forlornly,excitedly,longingly,redundantly,pointlessly,"+ "passionately,greenly,your wings,your feathers,"+ "your tentacles$~$ to $hcname$", "$mcname$ waves$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to you", "$mcname$ waves$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ to $hcname$" }) }), "welcome" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s to %s" }), ({ "You say WELCOME $arg:appreciatively,loudly,musically,pleasantly,"+ "discordantly,happily,with a thick ironic tone$", "$mcname$ says WELCOME $lastarg$", "You welcome $hcname$ $arg:to the mud,loudly,musically,pleasantly,"+ "discordantly,happily,appreciatively$", "$mcname$ welcomes you $lastarg$", "$mcname$ welcomes $hcname$ $lastarg$" }) }), "wibble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wibble $arg:loudly,constantly,annoyingly,"+ "around,up,down,sideways$", "$mcname$ wibbles $lastarg$", }) }), "whimper" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You whimper$ifarg: $arg:painfully,fearfully,carefully,dimuatively,"+ "happily,winningly,in triumph,with the wombles$~$", "$mcname$ whimpers$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }), }), "wicker" : ({ 0, ({ "You wicker like a horse", "$mcname$ wickers like a horse", }) }), "whistle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s %s", 2, "%s at %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You whistle $arg:innocently,appreciatively,loudly,musically,pleasantly,"+ "discordantly$", "$mcname$ whistles $lastarg$", "You whistle $arg:appreciatively,innocently,loudly,musically,pleasantly,"+ "discordantly,daringly,seductively$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ whistles $lastarg$ at you", "$mcname$ whistles $lastarg$ at $hcname$" }) }), "wince" : ({ 0, ({ "You wince", "$mcname$ winces" }) }), "wiggle" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 2, "%s at %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wiggle your bottom$ifarg: $arg:enticingly,suggestively,vigorously,"+ "arrogantly,nonchalantly,quickly$~$", "$mcname$ wiggles $mposs$ bottom$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You wiggle your bottom$ifarg: $arg:enticingly,suggestively,vigorously,"+ "arrogantly,nonchalantly,quickly$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ wiggles $mposs$ bottom$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ wiggles $mposs$ bottom$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "wink" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "at %s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wink$ifarg: $arg:suggestively,broadly,slowly,loudly,grumpily,"+ "despairingly,coyly,desperately,insolently,curtly,lovingly,"+ "patiently,sadistically,warily,seductive,lazily$~$", "$mcname$ winks$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You wink$ifarg: $arg:suggestively,broadly,slowly,loudly,grumpily,"+ "despairingly,coyly,desperately,somberly,insolently,curtly,lovingly,"+ "patiently,sadistically,warily,seductive,lazily$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ winks$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ winks$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "wipe" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "on %s", 1, "%s on %s" }), ({ "You wipe the sweat from your brow", "$mcname$ wipes the sweat from $mposs$ brow", "You wipe your $arg:hands,leg,arm,nose$ on $hcname$", "$mcname$ wipes $mposs$ $lastarg$ on you", "$mcname$ wipes $mposs$ $lastarg$ on $hcname$" }) }), "wobble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wobble $arg:around a bit,like jelly,unsteadily,"+ "happily$", "$mcname$ wobbles $lastarg$", }) }), "womble" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You womble around$ifarg: $arg:#$~$", "$mcname$ wombles around$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", }) }), "womple" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 0, "at %s", 1, "%s at %s", 2, "at %s %s", 1, "%s %s", 2, "%s %s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You womple$ifarg: $arg:manically,evilly,wickedly,insanely,mischievously,"+ "impishly,cheekily,idiotically,tentatively,"+ "like a duck with a flexible beak$~$", "$mcname$ womples$ifarg: $lastarg$~$", "You womple$ifarg: $arg:manically,evilly,wickedly,insanely,mischievously,"+ "impishly,cheekily,idiotically,"+ "like a duck with a flexible beak$~$ at $hcname$", "$mcname$ womples$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at you", "$mcname$ womples$ifarg: $lastarg$~$ at $hcname$" }) }), "wonder" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You wonder $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$about reality and how "+ "boring it can be~$", "$mcname$ wonder $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$about reality and how "+ "boring it can be~$", }) }), "woo" : ({ 0, ({ "You woo in great pleasure!", "$mcname$ woos in great pleasure!" }) }), "worship" : ({ ({ 0, "%s", 3, "%s" }), ({ "You worship $ifarg:$arg:#$$else$Ducky~$", "$mcname$ worships $ifarg:$lastarg$$else$pinkfish~$", "You worship $hcname$", "$mcname$ worships you", "$mcname$ worships $hcname$" }) }), "yawn" : ({ ({ 3, "%s" }), ({ "You yawn $arg:tiredly,boredly,sleepily$", "$mcname$ yawns $lastarg$" }) }) , "zip" : ({ ({ 0, "%s" }), ({ "You zip around the room", "$mcname$ zips around the room", "You zip around $hcname$", "$mcname$ zips around you", "$mcname$ zips around $hcname$", }), }), ]);