(muss (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (no-arguments (self "You muss $mhcname$ hair.") (target "$mcname$ musses your hair.") (rest "$mcname$ musses $mhcname$ hair.") ) (arguments (arguments slowly,lovingly,with a brick,patronisingly, suggestively,just like Kylie would) (self "You muss $mhcname$ hair $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ musses your hair $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ musses $mhcname$ hair $arg$.") ) ) )