(distract (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (single (no-arguments (self "You distract yourself.") (rest "$mcname$ distracts $mposs$self.") ) ) (targeted (no-arguments (self "You distract $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ distracts you.") (rest "$mcname$ distracts $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments carefully, shamelessly, excitedly, with a pitchfork, after the dream has died, flirtatiously, graciously, completely, selfishly, pointlessly, for dinner, from something else more fun, to play catch, with a wonderful lack of panties, with oranges, with strawberries, slowly, keenly, with a shower, with a bath, under a table, with a cucumber, with a perky wobbler, #) (self "You distract $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ distracts you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ distracts $hcname$ $arg$.") ) ) )