Sender Delrath~
Date Fri Jul 1 21:34:32 2005~
Stamp 1120268072
To all~
Subject fessy{x~
Text
Fesdor says 'I could probably tell her I fantasize about her mother and it'd go over well{x
The quote says it all{x
Delrath{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sat Jul 16 16:34:07 2005~
Stamp 1121546047
To all~
Subject wow .... that totally came out all wrong .....{x~
Text
You say 'then how am i supposed to get it up .....'{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Sat Jul 16 19:18:02 2005~
Stamp 1121555882
To all~
Subject shane too bored{x~
Text
OOC Shane 'so one day I was in this hellstorm so I had to wriech for an umbrella but i couldnt find it so i had to be callin my mom who said she had a bogy in her nose, and she told me to digaaz a hole'{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Sun Jul 17 19:22:31 2005~
Stamp 1121642551
To all~
Subject good stuff{x~
Text
OOC Skyntil 'I'm going to take dual wield from fades'{x
OOC Skyntil 'and as retribution'{x
OOC Skyntil 'you get . . . .'{x
OOC Skyntil 'a new skill'{x
OOC Skyntil 'nifty!'{x
OOC Skyntil 'it's called "darken blade"'{x
INFO: 2 weeks later{x
OOC the players 'WHAT THE FUCK?'{x
OOC the players 'darken blade SUCKS THE DICK'{x
OOC Skyntil 'I think I'll leave the mud now, buh bye! enjoy your new skill'{x
classic.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Jul 22 15:07:49 2005~
Stamp 1122059269
To all~
Subject Funny{x~
Text
OOC Digaaz 'im not a slut'{x
SOCIAL: Digaaz frowns.{x
OOC Grimreaper 'Thats what all sluts say!'{x
OOC Grimreaper 'There is really only one meaning to slut'{x
~
Sender Nocturn~
Date Fri Jul 22 20:56:16 2005~
Stamp 1122080176
To all~
Subject Zackery{x~
Text
[OOC] Zackery 'my worst nightmare was getting raped by a bunch of fat chicks tha{x
t killed me by suffication... lol'{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Thu Jul 28 14:26:46 2005~
Stamp 1122575206
To all~
Subject draken{x~
Text
[OOC] Draken 'bogy arent you from like neopoloian or some shit'
[OOC] Draken 'thats why your such an idiot'
Just glad to have him back . . . the irony is quite enjoyable.
-Fesdor
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sat Jul 30 12:30:13 2005~
Stamp 1122741013
To all~
Subject yep .... {x~
Text
Alucard says 'yeah im hung like a bumble bee too'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Jul 31 19:41:33 2005~
Stamp 1122853293
To all~
Subject The word 'Oops'{x~
Text
Callin says 'oops'{x
You say '...no'{x
You say 'we don't like the coder saying 'oops'{x
You say 'skyntil said that once'{x
You say 'and asgard crashed for 4 hours'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Jul 31 20:56:36 2005~
Stamp 1122857796
To all~
Subject i found this greatly amusing{x~
Text
You eat Bawn's social life.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 2 23:22:58 2005~
Stamp 1123039378
To all~
Subject hahahahaha!!!!!!{x~
Text
--> Newbie alert! Alucard sighted.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Wed Aug 3 01:29:01 2005~
Stamp 1123046941
To all~
Subject HAND JOBZ R US{x~
Text
OOC Draca 'well we all LOVE chicks, but sometimes you have to give your hands credit'{x
OOC Draca 'they do provide pleasure with no backtalk or lack of logic'{x
OOC Draca 'and they dont require a fuckign condom'{x
OOC Fesdor 'you don't have to get your hand drunk to fuck it.'{x
tr00!{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sun Aug 7 15:58:05 2005~
Stamp 1123444685
To all~
Subject NEW clan Guard!{x~
Text
New clan guard for Rebellion!{x
Callin 'intruder! Intruder!'{x
FEAR US!{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 9 05:54:51 2005~
Stamp 1123581291
To all~
Subject haha ...... newb cake!!!! ...... hahahaha{x~
Text
[OOC] Wriech 'well newb cake, the mud wasnt closed it had a crash'{x
{x
We the people . . . Love the Wriech . . .{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Aug 10 00:54:41 2005~
Stamp 1123649681
To all~
Subject funny{x~
Text
[OOC] Bogy 'where u going?'
[OOC] You 'north'
[OOC] Bogy 'Alas, you cannot go that way.'
-good comic timing from bogy . . .
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Wed Aug 10 02:41:51 2005~
Stamp 1123656111
To all~
Subject TIGHT{x~
Text
Zxintle says 'wriech and I are tighter than a 9 year old japanese girl'{x
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.{x
Zxintle looks around and whistles innocently.{x
MY 50 cents :D{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Aug 11 20:23:46 2005~
Stamp 1123806226
To all~
Subject ethernal???{x~
Text
[QUOTE] Bogy 'Wars come and go, but my soldiers are ethernal.'{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Fri Aug 12 06:54:06 2005~
Stamp 1123844046
To all~
Subject infedelity!{x~
Text
OOC Bogy 'yo mike'{x
OOC Bogy 'what wearloc are those pants?'{x
OOC Bogy 'legs?'{x
{x
D U H?{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Sun Aug 14 14:34:50 2005~
Stamp 1124044490
To all~
Subject i wonder{x~
Text
--> Log Veltan: violate bawn{x
gotta make you wonder about your imms .{x
~
Sender Veltan~
Date Mon Aug 15 00:56:24 2005~
Stamp 1124081784
To all~
Subject Talking w/ Xile{x~
Text
{x
You say 'i took the GED this year'{x
You say 'its fucking easy as hell man'{x
You say 'i failed out of high school all 4 years, then dropped out, waited 3 years'{x
You say 'and did better than my straight A fiancee who just stopped school this year'{x
You say 'It's common sense, all the answers are in the test'{x
You say 'its basically reading comprehension'{x
You say 'if you are intellengent enough to mud'{x
You say 'you can pass the PA GED'{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Tue Aug 16 07:12:49 2005~
Stamp 1124190769
To all~
Subject i knew they were gay...{x~
Text
where babble{x
The Gold Babble In the closet{x
{x
flamer 8-){x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 16 18:19:21 2005~
Stamp 1124230761
To all~
Subject ride ... the .... bull ....{x~
Text
{x
[OOC] Draken 'ridin the bull feelin the flow'{x
{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Tue Aug 16 19:37:39 2005~
Stamp 1124235459
To all~
Subject Draken and my pants{x~
Text
Draken tells you 'I want your pants'{x
~
Sender Draken~
Date Tue Aug 16 19:38:29 2005~
Stamp 1124235509
To all~
Subject ....{x~
Text
hymirs pants that is....gayfer{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Aug 18 21:09:41 2005~
Stamp 1124413781
To all~
Subject How to become an Immortal . . . {x~
Text
--> Log Veltan: give head digaaz{x
--> Log Veltan: give head callin{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Aug 18 21:19:17 2005~
Stamp 1124414357
To all~
Subject sometimes you wonder. . .{x~
Text
--> Log Veltan: hump dog{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Aug 19 10:32:53 2005~
Stamp 1124461973
To all~
Subject What are the chances?{x~
Text
You get a shimmering white pill from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
*Eir gives you a shimmering white pill for your loyal faith.*{x
~
Sender Veltan~
Date Sat Aug 20 23:36:07 2005~
Stamp 1124595367
To all~
Subject Draken and I foregoing sleep.{x~
Text
You tell Draken 'dude'{x
You tell Draken 'i didnt really bang a horse'{x
Draken tells you 'hows it going'{x
You tell Draken 'i mean come on'{x
Draken tells you 'i know dude..'{x
You tell Draken 'first off'{x
Draken tells you 'relax'{x
You tell Draken 'i'd have to stand on like 3 phone books'{x
You tell Draken 'duct taped together'{x
Draken tells you 'midget?!=p'{x
You tell Draken 'im 6'1 horses asses are high'{x
{x
{x
Its time for a vacation for me.. hey, do any of you happen to live on a farm?{x
{x
{!V{x{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Tue Aug 23 13:35:32 2005~
Stamp 1124818532
To all~
Subject WEED{x~
Text
You tell Alucard 'hey cracker'{x
You tell Alucard 'wanna focus?'{x
Alucard tells you 'I'm trying to find some weed'{x
Smoke weed everyday.{x
{x
{RB{X{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Aug 25 23:46:00 2005~
Stamp 1125027960
To all~
Subject where is my love?!{x~
Text
--> Log Fesdor: violate callin{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sat Aug 27 12:28:30 2005~
Stamp 1125160110
To all~
Subject wow{x~
Text
Your coup de coup ===== SMITES ===== The Gold Babble! [1320]{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sun Aug 28 18:37:17 2005~
Stamp 1125268637
To all~
Subject me..{x~
Text
Noghir has restored you.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Mon Aug 29 04:39:59 2005~
Stamp 1125304799
To all~
Subject NONE{x~
Text
OOC Bawn 'well, im trying to do my best, im apparently to dumb or something to kill ya'{x
OOC Bawn 'IM A RETARD!'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 30 18:42:45 2005~
Stamp 1125441765
To all~
Subject We love teh Fessy!!! No matter what . . . .{x~
Text
[OOC] Fesdor 'know what's cool about a wireless laptop?'
[OOC] Fesdor 'when I take a shit I can take all you guys with me!'
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Aug 31 16:17:20 2005~
Stamp 1125519440
To all~
Subject Drug deals on DI{x~
Text
Wriech gives you a pinch of devil's weed.{x
Wriech says 'good for the soul man.'{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Sep 7 15:33:04 2005~
Stamp 1126121584
To all~
Subject Even imms aren't perfect{x~
Text
ScoobyDoo screwed up skinning the corpse of Skuld.{x
~
Sender Darc~
Date Sun Sep 11 18:20:40 2005~
Stamp 1126477240
To all~
Subject The pains of Teleport...{x~
Text
Grail leaps from his concealment.
You block Grail's attack with your shield.
You block Grail's attack with your shield.
Grail swings his weapon down upon your head.
Your head cracks open like an overripe melon, spilling your brains everywhere.
You have been KILLED!!
OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-Darc
~
Sender Claudia~
Date Mon Sep 12 06:02:41 2005~
Stamp 1126519361
To all~
Subject mean skuld!{x~
Text
Skuld says 'no crying you crybaby!'.{x
~
Sender Demitri~
Date Tue Sep 13 14:34:32 2005~
Stamp 1126636472
To all~
Subject WTF?{x~
Text
|> Combat Power : 0 25000 0 Dam: 0 Str: 0 <| {x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Fri Sep 16 00:39:07 2005~
Stamp 1126845547
To all~
Subject Well ... that explains everything!!!{x~
Text
{x
Callin eats Exceptional Firm staff of Fesdor.{x
~
Sender Ekimmu~
Date Sat Sep 17 05:25:24 2005~
Stamp 1126949124
To all~
Subject of course{x~
Text
[OOC] Bogy 'oh btw'
[OOC] Bogy 'if zxintle was on...i would do a 2vs3'
[OOC] Bogy 'and pwn u n00bs'
SOCIAL: Bogy snickers softly.
{x
this is after me telling him no to an arena and his 'powerful' character not wanting a 3 on 1 that he would win ...{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Tue Sep 20 04:58:44 2005~
Stamp 1127206724
To all~
Subject wow{x~
Text
You gain 20 practices!(Double EXP Bonus){x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Sep 20 14:45:54 2005~
Stamp 1127241954
To all~
Subject O_o ... but ... and ... the .... o_O{x~
Text
[QUOTE] You 'SOCIAL: Kiera roars like the beast he is!'
[OOC] Noghir 'i saw that'
[OOC] Noghir 'mud is sexist'
[OOC] Kiera 'it STILL isnt fixed?!?!?!'
[OOC] Noghir 'girls cant roar like girls'
SOCIAL: You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
[OOC] Kiera 'im so good, i roar like a man!'
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Wed Sep 28 14:11:32 2005~
Stamp 1127931092
To all~
Subject So that's what people do while im out of my house....{x~
Text
INFO: Trinity spins in a circle and slices Mephisto to pieces!{x
{x
I should leave my house more oftan i guess ....{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sat Oct 1 23:43:18 2005~
Stamp 1128224598
To all~
Subject I love clanguards!{x~
Text
You get Merciless armguards from the corpse of Yaltar, Champion of the NighTshade.{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Mon Oct 3 00:51:44 2005~
Stamp 1128315104
To all~
Subject .... i dont even know where to begin{x~
Text
[OOC] Dravin 'as long as the penis is gone and looks like a hot chick, i don't m{x
ind :p'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Oct 3 19:35:08 2005~
Stamp 1128382508
To all~
Subject yep{x~
Text
--> Log Callin: wear boobies{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Oct 9 19:42:11 2005~
Stamp 1128901331
To all~
Subject i want one too ...{x~
Text
--> Log Callin: wear cock{x
{x
Digaaz.{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sun Oct 9 20:07:41 2005~
Stamp 1128902861
To all~
Subject Taco Bell Dog owned{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'did you know the taco bell dog is a bitch?'{x
[OOC] Taco Bell Dog 'yep'{x
[OOC] Fenton Meiks 'oooooo!'{x
[OOC] Fenton Meiks 'owned!'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Oct 11 06:45:24 2005~
Stamp 1129027524
To all~
Subject yeah ... i didn't wanna know ... lol{x~
Text
OOC You 'you have 5 minutes of double left'{x
OOC You 'what have you been doing?!'{x
OOC Bawn 'trying to level'
OOC Putte 'you don't wanna know... :P'{x
OOC Bawn 'and umm... watching porn :P'{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Oct 14 17:22:14 2005~
Stamp 1129324934
To all~
Subject Oops{x~
Text
[OOC] Venom 'oh crap'{x
[OOC] Venom 'I just deleted the MOTD helpfile'{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Mon Oct 17 21:54:41 2005~
Stamp 1129600481
To all~
Subject the worst quote ever, but i'm posting it anyway{x~
Text
OOC] You 'oh man m yroommate is gone'
[OOC] You 'nakey time!'
[OOC] Hodor 'porn time?'
[OOC] You 'naw, just nakey time'
[OOC] Grimoire 'wth'
delay . . . .. .
[OOC] Grimoire 'i thought golems could wear weapons'
THE WORST QUOTE EVER POSTED, ENJOY!
-Fesdor
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Thu Oct 20 10:07:25 2005~
Stamp 1129817245
To all~
Subject wee{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'what time is it where you are?'
[OOC] Alexandra '16:00'
[OOC] Digaaz 'am or pm?'
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sat Oct 22 23:32:14 2005~
Stamp 1130038334
To all~
Subject SAFAR IS BACK!{x~
Text
[GRATS] Safar 'me trying to type "hara full" as "hara fuck"'{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sat Oct 22 23:53:24 2005~
Stamp 1130039604
To all~
Subject Charon{x~
Text
[ASK] Charon 'is the opposite of progress.. congress?'{x
[ANSWER] Safar 'haha, no'{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Tue Oct 25 23:02:30 2005~
Stamp 1130295750
To all~
Subject Yeah Baby!{x~
Text
Fesdor: *cencored* is McBitchin{x
~
Sender Safar~
Date Wed Oct 26 19:26:44 2005~
Stamp 1130369204
To all~
Subject Safar is a cheater!{x~
Text
{x
I cheat so hardcore, that I can make myself no-PK when I want to.{x
LGD HillGt Csr M (Non-PK) --- Safar!{x
{x
-Safar{x
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Thu Oct 27 19:58:45 2005~
Stamp 1130457525
To all~
Subject saaaafar{x~
Text
quote [GRATS] Safar 'oco i am retarded tonight'
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Thu Oct 27 19:59:15 2005~
Stamp 1130457555
To all~
Subject WHAT{x~
Text
You put a Barrel of Root Beer in a silver scroll case.
WHAT!
~
Sender Safar~
Date Fri Oct 28 20:36:44 2005~
Stamp 1130546204
To all~
Subject Drunk people!{x~
Text
{x
OOC If you can't read this, It's cuz im drunk 'l9cg moakeopte'{x
{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sun Oct 30 18:57:25 2005~
Stamp 1130716645
To all~
Subject hitroll{x~
Text
Hitroll: -14148 Damroll: 284 Saves: -14.{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sun Oct 30 18:57:57 2005~
Stamp 1130716677
To all~
Subject hitroll cont.{x~
Text
Spell: shriek : modifies hit roll by -11437 for 2006 hours{x
~
Sender Darc~
Date Mon Oct 31 05:06:36 2005~
Stamp 1130753196
To all~
Subject See what being nice gets me???{x~
Text
SOCIAL: Claudia bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
thats the last time i do a corpse retrieval from Satan's humble abode. :(
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Mon Oct 31 21:20:52 2005~
Stamp 1130811652
To all~
Subject holy fuck{x~
Text
You get Exceptional teeth of Delrath from the corpse of The Avengers Clan Guard.{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Mon Oct 31 22:13:55 2005~
Stamp 1130814835
To all~
Subject bartering{x~
Text
Arduwyn tells you 'I will give you my soul for those teeth, you sonofabitch :P'{x
~
Sender Safar~
Date Tue Nov 1 19:34:08 2005~
Stamp 1130891648
To all~
Subject PSA: Mobprog Rage{x~
Text
{x
You always hear about Road Rage on the news today. However, there is a little known syndrome called "Mobprog Rage."{x
Mobprog Rage is defined when one of your mobs, or mobiles, is not following the program written for them.{x
What follows is a rare transcript of one such interaction. What starts off nice only gets worse.{x
{x
Fesdor waits patiently. {x
Fesdor smiles happily.{x
Fesdor says 'it's a time thing'{x
Fesdor grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...{x
Fesdor purges A Grizzled Dwarf.{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'you bitch work.'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'WTF YOU BITCH'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'this is a very uh'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'new thing'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'first test run'{x
Double Stuf Oreos slays A Grizzled Dwarf in cold blood!{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'w.t.f.'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'what the FUCK'{x
Double Stuf Oreos yells 'I can't even force him east'{x
You yell 'maybe he's a communist'{x
Double Stuf Oreos yells 'he's afucktard'{x
Double Stuf Oreos screams loudly!{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'he's totally following you'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'k, I'm gonna kill something'{x
Double Stuf Oreos screams loudly!{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'I specifically coded him'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'to go EAST'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'if he's in that room'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'ever.'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'FUCK YOU YOU ARE NOT IN THAT ROOM I WILL SLAY YOU'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'WHAT PART OF IF ROOM $i == 17951 DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'go'{x
Double Stuf Oreos says 'DO YOUR SHIT'{x
{x
Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever find yourself in a similar situation, our experts have some advice for you.{x
Number one, remain calm. Make no sudden movements, as this has a tendency to upset the immortal.{x
Number two, do not antagonize the immortal. Laughing at the failed attempts of the immortal or making a remark{x
similar to, "Wow, you fucked that up good," are likely to result in a slay or a short spell in the corner.{x
Number three, remain passive and follow directions. Do exactly as the immortal says, aknowledgement of{x
directions with a quick nod or a "Yes, Sir!" are acceptable.{x
{x
If you follow these directions, you should live to tell the tale, as well as the goodwill of the immortal.{x
{x
Here's Tom with the weather.{x
{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Nov 1 22:08:41 2005~
Stamp 1130900921
To all~
Subject ...... YEAH!!!! show it!{x~
Text
--> Log Veltan: say can i see your stiffy{x
{x
we knew there was something about him ... now we know!!!!! ....{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Nov 2 16:38:31 2005~
Stamp 1130967511
To all~
Subject Ewwwww{x~
Text
[OOC] Noghir 'i grew up watching porn and turned into a dick'{x
[OOC] Noghir 'wriech turned into a pussy'{x
[OOC] Noghir 'you do the math'{x
[OOC] Wriech 'NOGHIR FUCKS WRIECH'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Nov 3 22:58:53 2005~
Stamp 1131076733
To all~
Subject fixed.{x~
Text
[QUOTE] You 'Your stab does _\|/_CANNABACIOUS_\|/_ things to Satan , The Fallen Angel! [420]'{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Nov 4 04:19:35 2005~
Stamp 1131095975
To all~
Subject FESSY!{x~
Text
0Inimicus- Fesdor 'vrei? '{x
0Inimicus- Fesdor ':-p '{x
CLAN You 'it means...wanna ?'{x
CLAN You 'want to...'{x
0Inimicus- Fesdor 'haha '{x
0Inimicus- Fesdor 'i'm so going to romania, finding some chick, and giving her "the look" and going "vrei?" in my sexiest voice'{x
CLAN You 'fa-mi o muie = do me a blowjob'{x
0Inimicus- Fesdor 'sweet, I can use that one too!'{x
{x
{GB{go{Gg{gy{x{x
~
Sender Veltan~
Date Fri Nov 4 04:37:41 2005~
Stamp 1131097061
To all~
Subject jesus - the original gangster{x~
Text
{x
[OOC] Fesdor 'damn christians, always stealing the good girls from me'{x
[OOC] Fesdor 'jesus is such a pimp.'{x
[OOC] Safar 'jesus gets all the hot bitches.'{x
[OOC] Fesdor 'he totally does, shit'{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Mon Nov 7 22:36:01 2005~
Stamp 1131420961
To all~
Subject ominam{x~
Text
--> Log Ominam: immt you need to stop loggin me{x
-> Log Ominam: takes away all my privacy, cause i can't think dirty thoughts{x
Just thought you all should know what your immortals do :P{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Nov 10 04:08:28 2005~
Stamp 1131613708
To all~
Subject Cooking + Mudding = BAD IDEA!!!{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'oh shit ....'
[OOC] Nathral 'what?'
[OOC] You 'i put water on to boil for mac and cheese ....'
[OOC] You '2 hours ago ......'
SOCIAL: Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.
[OOC] Nathral 'lol'
[OOC] You 'BRB!'
{x
{x
This is what happens when Digaaz does this ...{x
which is why i don't eat that often .... im such a{x
{!NEWBCAKE{x ....{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Tue Nov 15 17:42:37 2005~
Stamp 1132094557
To ALL~
Subject WORDS TO LIVE BY{x~
Text
{x
Noghir tells you 'REMEMBER'{x
Noghir tells you 'A SCARED NIGGA A DEAD NIGGA'{x
Noghir tells you 'GOT IT?'{x
Noghir tells you 'YOU REMEMBER THAT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE'{x
{x
Distored Illusions - Because without noghir, It'd be really boring.{x
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Thu Nov 17 21:08:33 2005~
Stamp 1132279713
To all~
Subject weed is good.{x~
Text
[ Elt - -+Inimicus+-] Safar 'so two bong hits is approximately 4k exp'
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Fri Nov 25 21:14:19 2005~
Stamp 1132971259
To all~
Subject 1337{x~
Text
You have 1337 platinum, 91 gold, 64 silver,{x
Wriech-you know.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sat Nov 26 15:59:29 2005~
Stamp 1133038769
To all~
Subject Safar!{x~
Text
They are now the Vice-Leader of the clan.{x
0Inimicus- Safar 'whee'{x
0Inimicus- Safar 'do i get to control you and zxintle now like cheney controls bush?'{x
0Inimicus- Zxintle 'no'{x
0Inimicus- Safar 'DAMN!'{x
Thats funny.{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Mon Nov 28 14:42:55 2005~
Stamp 1133206975
To all~
Subject {x~
Text
{x
Noghir says 'FUCK YOU RUD'{x
{x
{x
{x
Yeah, FUCKIN' RUD!!{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Nov 28 21:06:10 2005~
Stamp 1133229970
To all~
Subject Immortal 'sexual' favors{x~
Text
--> Log Fesdor: give head safar{x
{x
--> Log Fesdor: at dig give head dig
--> Log Fesdor: give head dig
Fesdor gives you head.
{x
mmmmm .... ill take more of that!{x
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Mon Nov 28 21:29:52 2005~
Stamp 1133231392
To all~
Subject woo.{x~
Text
Safar says 'we made out for like 10-15 minutes'
Safar says 'then she threw up'
Safar says 'and i didn't see her again that night'
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Thu Dec 1 00:56:23 2005~
Stamp 1133416583
To all~
Subject <3 Putte{x~
Text
[OOC] Putte 'took me about 25 minutes to download 0.1% of a download.. and i'w downloaded 98.7% already.. it's like when you are about to fuck, but there is something missing.. or something like that.. '
yes, something like that!
-Zxintle
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Dec 4 00:47:29 2005~
Stamp 1133675249
To all~
Subject ouch!{x~
Text
--> Nathral got toasted by the cityguard at Market Square{x
{x
That had to suck .... hahaha{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Wed Dec 7 05:19:56 2005~
Stamp 1133950796
To all~
Subject Dorle's Version of Rough Sex ... I Think .....[{x~
Text
[OOC] Dorle 'i met a girl in the bar the other night'
[OOC] Dorle 'she asked me if i could do her and make here hurt... i thought about it and said hell yeah'
[OOC] Dorle 'so i took her home screwed her and hit her in the head with a brick'
SOCIAL: Dorle throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
we laugh ... we cried .... but more laughter then crying ....
we love Dorle .....
Digaaz
~
Sender Knube~
Date Wed Dec 14 19:34:23 2005~
Stamp 1134606863
To all~
Subject Dorle's porn{x~
Text
quote [GRATS] Dorle 'downloading a porn clip that took 25 mins to download and ended up bing 18 secs long!'{x
~
Sender Sehanine~
Date Fri Dec 16 14:22:02 2005~
Stamp 1134760922
To all~
Subject Casting Fear on myself.{x~
Text
Want to scare yourself? Go look in a mirror.{x
~
Sender Bawn~
Date Sat Dec 17 06:50:14 2005~
Stamp 1134820214
To all~
Subject nathral comes out of the closet{x~
Text
OOC Nathral 'and i am gay!{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sun Dec 18 02:51:27 2005~
Stamp 1134892287
To all~
Subject Happy X-MAS 2 Everyone!{x~
Text
http://213.157.165.250/phil/pub/jinglefarts2.swf {x
ENJOY!{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Sun Dec 18 05:38:55 2005~
Stamp 1134902335
To all~
Subject Another Funny LINK{x~
Text
http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf{x
N-JOY!{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sun Dec 18 12:29:06 2005~
Stamp 1134926946
To all~
Subject Mean Urd{x~
Text
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Urd!'{x
Your fury misses Urd. [0]{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Dec 18 12:29:11 2005~
Stamp 1134926951
To all~
Subject don't piss off your questmaster!!!!{x~
Text
Dravin yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Urd!'{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Sun Dec 18 12:46:14 2005~
Stamp 1134927974
To all~
Subject a teensy bit healthy{x~
Text
Health: it is a teensy bit healthier than you.{x
Dani Filth says 'I have 9874719/10000000 hp 0/0 mana 100/100 mv 0 xp.'{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Mon Dec 19 21:35:43 2005~
Stamp 1135046143
To all~
Subject spear/dagger idenity crisis{x~
Text
Object 'spear' is type weapon.{x
Wear flags take wield, extra flags anti-good.{x
Weight is 2, value is 5000, level is 70.{x
Weapon type is dagger.{x
*boggles*{x
~
Sender Draken~
Date Tue Dec 27 12:28:22 2005~
Stamp 1135704502
To all~
Subject bawn{x~
Text
Bawn says 'ur skinny' You say 'yes.' Bawn says 'very skinny' You say 'no' Bawn says 'and ur fat too{x
{x
You say 'your an idiot'{x
???{x
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Wed Dec 28 02:15:41 2005~
Stamp 1135754141
To all~
Subject sweet irony batman.{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'safar and I could pwn you and bawn'
[OOC] Draken 'i think not.'
[ARENA] Challenge [31] issued! Zxintle Safar VERSUS Bawn Draken
[ARENA] Challenge 31 declined by Draken.
yep.
~
Sender Clancy~
Date Wed Dec 28 04:39:24 2005~
Stamp 1135762764
To all~
Subject pets{x~
Text
[OOC] Claudia 'oh my. i think callins cat just raped the puppy'{x
[OOC] Dorle 'my dog use to rape cats'{x
Claudia 'well its time to get some pants on and bring the dogs outside for a while, bbl'{x
now who was dping the rapeing???{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Jan 2 20:14:46 2006~
Stamp 1136250886
To all~
Subject so .... its true eh?{x~
Text
[OOC] Bogy is a Closet Queen 'whee'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Jan 2 23:14:19 2006~
Stamp 1136261659
To all ~
Subject best typo ever .... {x~
Text
Zxintle says 'it makes me hard to give you items'{x
{x
It makes me hard too ..... {x
~
Sender Draken~
Date Wed Jan 4 01:39:53 2006~
Stamp 1136356793
To all~
Subject .{x~
Text
OOC Zxintle 'I don't live acccording to the teachings of the bang'{x
~
Sender Shane~
Date Thu Jan 5 10:40:35 2006~
Stamp 1136475635
To all~
Subject playboy{x~
Text
Zellie has created a box of birth control pills!{x
Zellie eats a box of birth control pills.{x
You say 'im flattered'{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Jan 6 01:35:51 2006~
Stamp 1136529351
To all~
Subject Cocky Stats{x~
Text
||Wis: 18(20) Pracs: 6 || || Hitroll: 361 Damroll: 733 ||{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Mon Jan 9 21:19:59 2006~
Stamp 1136859599
To all~
Subject Callin and Shriek{x~
Text
Spell: shriek : modifies hit roll by -26495 for 2012 hours{x
Hitroll: -26490 Damroll: 12 Saves: 0.{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Thu Jan 12 21:23:54 2006~
Stamp 1137119034
To all~
Subject Get to know them first{x~
Text
http://grouphug.us/confessions/915517704{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Fri Jan 13 04:22:04 2006~
Stamp 1137144124
To all~
Subject bogy the boner{x~
Text
{x
Someone tells you 'close one but i still pwned u fool!'{x
{x
Bogy's hp ----> [* ]{x
{x
What a moron.{x
{x
{!A{x{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Fri Jan 13 04:25:25 2006~
Stamp 1137144325
To all~
Subject addendum{x~
Text
{x
Someone tells you 'little weenie who cant backup what he says'{x
{x
Grats: Pussy ass fags that actually use the word 'weenie'{x
{x
{!A{x{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Jan 13 05:27:07 2006~
Stamp 1137148027
To all~
Subject Nightshade{x~
Text
SOCIAL: Draken i cant even strangle you.{x
SOCIAL: Draken feels so pathetic{x
SOCIAL: Bogy like ur clan{x
SOCIAL: Draken honestly.. yes .. they never log..{x
SOCIAL: Draken theres only one active clannie{x
SOCIAL: Draken i would quit it but they have nice clan eq{x
Congrats to devoted clan mates!{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Jan 13 10:22:27 2006~
Stamp 1137165747
To all~
Subject Works in every situation{x~
Text
[AUCTION] Now taking bids on medallion of the Wild. (Minbid 101000){x
[OOC] You 'of the wild, haven't seen that before'{x
[OOC] Marhault 'just popped it'{x
[OOC] You 'that's what she said'{x
~
Sender Zxintle~
Date Sat Jan 14 16:17:30 2006~
Stamp 1137273450
To all~
Subject parties!{x~
Text
[OOC] Corwin 'Lucky Pierre is a guy who's getting fellatio from a girl
while also being done in the ass from a guy' [OOC] Corwin 'this is stuff we
try at parties man'
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Tue Jan 17 19:26:04 2006~
Stamp 1137543964
To all~
Subject woot{x~
Text
[OOC] Charon 'where the f is alucard'
<1614/1614hp 1220/1220mp 450/450mv 9633 NWD 861>
[INFO]: Alucard has left real life behind
jawsome.
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Jan 18 21:43:50 2006~
Stamp 1137638630
To all~
Subject Pi to 1 million places{x~
Text
http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Wed Jan 18 21:50:48 2006~
Stamp 1137639048
To all~
Subject Request or Demand{x~
Text
--> Log Zellie: goto heaven{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Jan 27 23:22:13 2006~
Stamp 1138422133
To all~
Subject When karaoke goes bad{x~
Text
http://media.putfile.com/Barbie-Girl-X-Factor{x
~
Sender Claudia~
Date Sat Jan 28 21:09:33 2006~
Stamp 1138500573
To all~
Subject tmi{x~
Text
[OOC] Alexandra 'cause i dont feel like going down on you liek draken'{x
{x
ummm, yea. ok.{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Sun Jan 29 19:35:18 2006~
Stamp 1138581318
To all~
Subject Classic quote{x~
Text
[OOC] Claudia 'you forgot to say i had to give up all my porn and mp3s!'{x
~
Sender Skippy~
Date Wed Feb 1 01:08:48 2006~
Stamp 1138774128
To all~
Subject Scary...{x~
Text
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/01/owen_wilson_is_.html{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Feb 1 03:47:02 2006~
Stamp 1138783622
To all~
Subject poonage{x~
Text
--> Kamari got toasted by the drunk at Market Square [room 3014]
Owned.
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Feb 1 03:47:10 2006~
Stamp 1138783630
To all~
Subject the power of drunks{x~
Text
the drunk's beating does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! [2001]{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Wed Feb 1 04:22:54 2006~
Stamp 1138785774
To all~
Subject AHHH!!! Clones *runs and hides*{x~
Text
( 5) Izual is here.{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Thu Feb 2 01:18:58 2006~
Stamp 1138861138
To all~
Subject ... at a loss for a subject{x~
Text
Fesdor: wow I just ripped a big one all over{x
Fesdor: that was violent{x
too much bean dip eh?{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Thu Feb 2 01:51:06 2006~
Stamp 1138863066
To all~
Subject haha.{x~
Text
[OOC] Callin 'you give me a book and im lost'{x
[OOC] Callin 'im like it dosnt scrool'{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Thu Feb 2 01:55:46 2006~
Stamp 1138863346
To all~
Subject WTF is the world coming to{x~
Text
[OOC] Fesdor 'I've never *actually* cybered, but I've definitely told a girl I w{x
anted to ram her in the ass with a broken pool cue'{x
[OOC] Fesdor 'she said it was fine with her . . .'{x
Then the next comment is{x
[OOC] Fesdor 'who wants a HUGE amount of experience?'{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Fri Feb 3 03:16:49 2006~
Stamp 1138954609
To treiz~
Subject fuck life{x~
Text
SOCIAL: Marhault clasps his throbing thumbcock
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Feb 3 14:04:11 2006~
Stamp 1138993451
To all~
Subject Numa Numa Dance{x~
Text
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373{x
~
Sender Lahknul~
Date Sat Feb 4 14:59:11 2006~
Stamp 1139083151
To all~
Subject Grimreaper{x~
Text
Grimreaper says 'i punch like a woman'.{x
~
Sender Skippy~
Date Tue Feb 7 04:30:48 2006~
Stamp 1139304648
To all~
Subject Serious roleplayers{x~
Text
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Feb 8 02:02:00 2006~
Stamp 1139382120
To all~
Subject what babbles do when no one is on to kill them{x~
Text
When no one is on . . .
1) [ 24] A silver babble [ 3014] Market Square
2) [ 17] A metal babble [ 3900] West trail around Midgaard
3) [ 25] A gold babble [ 9795] On a dock
-Fesdor
~
Sender Skippy~
Date Wed Feb 8 03:22:51 2006~
Stamp 1139386971
To all~
Subject useless facts{x~
Text
http://roflbox.blogspot.com/2006/02/nothings-better-than-useless-facts.html{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Feb 10 05:00:10 2006~
Stamp 1139565610
To all~
Subject HA!{x~
Text
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia{x
~
Sender Dravin~
Date Fri Feb 10 05:05:56 2006~
Stamp 1139565956
To all~
Subject WTF is wrong with people?{x~
Text
http://eatliver.com/cat-helmet/{x
~
Sender Safar~
Date Sun Feb 12 19:24:28 2006~
Stamp 1139790268
To all~
Subject Ironic{x~
Text
{x
You get King's gloves from the corpse of King Lestalth.{x
{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Mon Feb 13 01:10:01 2006~
Stamp 1139811001
To all~
Subject all{x~
Text
*I log on*
[ Elt - -+Inimicus+-] Marhault 'omg'
[ Elt - -+Inimicus+-] Marhault 'i was just thinkin about you'
cool?
-Treiz
~
Sender Skippy~
Date Thu Feb 16 07:28:25 2006~
Stamp 1140092905
To all~
Subject Wow, they had color photos and Clay Aiken back then?{x~
Text
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0285403/2SCRblN04.jpg{x
~
Sender Jaeger~
Date Thu Feb 16 17:02:40 2006~
Stamp 1140127360
To all~
Subject uhmmm owned{x~
Text
{G<{Cprimary wield{G> {X[{y.{R.{B.{M.{YG{W.{G.{X] {MP{Yo{Mo{Yd{Ml{Ye {MS{Yh{Mo{Yo{Mt{Ye{Mr {Wof the {W-{cV{Ca{Wn{Ci{cr{W-{X{x
~
Sender Skippy~
Date Sun Feb 19 03:04:30 2006~
Stamp 1140336270
To all~
Subject It Only Takes A Second.{x~
Text
http://www.aurorapictures.com/takes.html{x
{x
Skippy Skipperson{x
{x
P.S. - This is gonna be my last quotes for a while{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Mon Feb 20 02:34:49 2006~
Stamp 1140420889
To all~
Subject ow.{x~
Text
A metal babble The Tomb of Arlingor
who wants it?
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Sun Feb 26 19:17:03 2006~
Stamp 1140999423
To all~
Subject wriech is DR in the flesh{x~
Text
You start to move around A Snake Dancer with very quick steps.{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 994{x
You hit A Snake Dancer with stunning force!{x
Your punch does UNSPEAKABLE things to A Snake Dancer! 2774{x
You hit A Snake Dancer with stunning force!{x
Your punch does UNSPEAKABLE things to A Snake Dancer! 2401{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 958{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 985{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 980{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 979{x
You send a swift kick at A Snake Dancer's knees!{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 1003{x
Your punch ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Snake Dancer! 964{x
You hit A Snake Dancer with stunning force!{x
Your punch does UNSPEAKABLE things to A Snake Dancer! 2374{x
You hammer your weapon into A Snake Dancer's side, crushing bone.{x
A Snake Dancer is DEAD!!{x
You receive 120 experience points.{x
You receive 12 extra experience for having MCCP!{x
You get a pile of money from the corpse of A Snake Dancer.{x
Thor gives you 420 silver coins for your sacrifice.{x
{x
Wriech-deserves some sort of statue{x
total damage done:14,596 ( focusing by my self, no autoassist rounds ){x
~
Sender Gyre~
Date Mon Feb 27 19:14:12 2006~
Stamp 1141085652
To all~
Subject <3{x~
Text
You get a shimmering white pill from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
You get a pile of money from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
Aegir gives you 540 silver coins for your sacrifice.{x
*Aegir gives you a shimmering white pill for your loyal faith.*{x
{x
awesome{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Wed Mar 1 19:43:56 2006~
Stamp 1141260236
To all~
Subject ac{x~
Text
ACpierce: -1337
woot.
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Wed Mar 1 22:51:46 2006~
Stamp 1141271506
To all~
Subject Chunk is indestructable!!!!{x~
Text
http://chunkpicard.ytmnd.com/{x
{x
That is all i got!!! ......{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Thu Mar 2 00:38:21 2006~
Stamp 1141277901
To all~
Subject haha{x~
Text
{x
Treiz steps out from behind a tree.{x
{x
That's rich{x
{x
{!A{x{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Thu Mar 2 18:50:34 2006~
Stamp 1141343434
To all~
Subject for how much?{x~
Text
[OOC] Gusk 'I take it all off'
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Fri Mar 3 13:36:56 2006~
Stamp 1141411016
To all~
Subject What Would Chuck Norris Do?{x~
Text
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&affiliate=2278{x
{x
Mmmmmm ...... shirts .....{x
~
Sender Trinity~
Date Wed Mar 8 15:51:25 2006~
Stamp 1141851085
To all~
Subject Pure Power{x~
Text
Your chop ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Gangly Kid! 909
That's right, a regular attack that does a severs.
Take that :P
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Thu Mar 9 21:40:02 2006~
Stamp 1141958402
To all~
Subject l. u. c. k.{x~
Text
You get Aegir Armor from the corpse of An Old Lady.
13 minutes later
You get Hymir's Pants from the corpse of a sahuagin warrior.
. . . . wow
~
Sender Trinity~
Date Fri Mar 10 02:45:16 2006~
Stamp 1141976716
To all~
Subject What was I thinking?{x~
Text
You say 'I have 8484/8484 hp 2987/3815 mana 178/1720 mv 697264 xp.'
8484 hp naked...and I was thinking about rerolling.
What was I thinking?
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Fri Mar 10 19:20:34 2006~
Stamp 1142036434
To all~
Subject chain lightning is amazing{x~
Text
Armor: pierce: -2030 bash: -2031 slash: -2031 exotic: -2002
Go god's favor!
-Treiz
~
Sender Trinity~
Date Sat Mar 11 11:51:18 2006~
Stamp 1142095878
To all~
Subject More Power{x~
Text
Your chop ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Citizen of Arlingorath! 933
Another regular hit that does severs.
True Power :D
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Tue Mar 14 05:03:40 2006~
Stamp 1142330620
To all~
Subject hahah funny pop{x~
Text
{x
I just popped a saber of fesdor... get it ... {x
{x
this is better than your firm staff of fesdor.. because i actually popped this :p{x
~
Sender Trinity~
Date Wed Mar 22 16:04:42 2006~
Stamp 1143061482
To all~
Subject Showing more power{x~
Text
Just showing more power...
Your chop ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ A Gangly Kid! 999
Regular hit...
{x
{x
~
Sender Callin~
Date Tue Mar 28 04:13:22 2006~
Stamp 1143537202
To all~
Subject Funny Test!{x~
Text
http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=15748{x
Enjoy{x
Callin{x
~
Sender Jored~
Date Wed Apr 5 00:45:38 2006~
Stamp 1144212338
To all~
Subject alu is on fire{x~
Text
OOC Alucard 'if you dont let it get soft'{x
OOC Alucard 'fist'{x
~
Sender Treiz~
Date Wed Apr 5 16:40:45 2006~
Stamp 1144269645
To all~
Subject .{x~
Text
You zap Roq with Eye of the Basilisk.
Roq is already as hard as can be.
Gross?
~
Sender Zellie~
Date Thu Apr 27 01:13:58 2006~
Stamp 1146114838
To all~
Subject site that is funny{x~
Text
put what ever you want in the ______, and go to this site:
______.justgotowned.com/
you'll laugh...you'll cry...hell...you'll have fun!
~
Sender Trinity~
Date Fri Apr 28 12:48:49 2006~
Stamp 1146242929
To all~
Subject different power{x~
Text
people were telling me that they could get severs on the kid too...
so...
Your chop ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ An Underworld guard! 973
take that :P
more female power at work :D
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Fri May 12 01:35:56 2006~
Stamp 1147412156
To all~
Subject truth is out{x~
Text
Malek says 'i am pussy'{x
~
Sender Stheno~
Date Tue May 23 00:16:01 2006~
Stamp 1148357761
To all~
Subject Ebay:: Flawed Auctions.{x~
Text
http://cgi.ebay.com/IMMUNITY-CHIP-NEVER-BE-SICK-AGAIN_W0QQitemZ9521128603QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem{x
{x
And the person that thought of this grand idea... has poor spelling. They can make a chip to prevent being sick, but can't spell very well.{x
{x
{DStheno{x{x
~
Sender Alucard~
Date Wed Aug 23 09:40:39 2006~
Stamp 1156347639
To all~
Subject typo{x~
Text
{x
Heh. Forgetting the s in clist.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Aug 28 13:46:01 2006~
Stamp 1156794361
To all~
Subject As if Fessy accidently deleting the MOTD wasn't bad enough...{x~
Text
OOC An Immortal 'i tried to fix it earlier, and ended up deleting all combat'{x
OOC An Immortal 'it was funny' {x
OOC An Immortal 'you could still magic the mob to death'{x
OOC An Immortal ':)'{x
OOC Inik 'so you broke the mud basically'{x
OOC Xavior 'hmm I should have tried satan when it was like that'{x
OOC An Immortal 'then fixed it!'{x
OOC An Immortal 'don't worget that'{x
OOC An Immortal 'and fixed 2 clan skills while i was at it'{x
OOC An Immortal 'now i'm fixing a 3rd'{x
quotes OOC An Immortal 'hope i dont fuck up combat again'{x
SOCIAL: An Immortal giggles.{x
{x
I hope others find this as hilarious as I did...{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Aug 28 18:39:06 2006~
Stamp 1156811946
To all~
Subject he SAID my bad...{x~
Text
Fesdor swings his blade in a low arc, rupturing Digaaz's abdominal cavity.{x
Digaaz hits the ground ... DEAD{x
Fesdor says 'my bad'{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Aug 28 18:41:17 2006~
Stamp 1156812077
To all~
Subject You didn't say please....{x~
Text
Bree says 'dont attack me'{x
HEY! Bree whaps you upside the head!{x
Fesdor peers around himself intently.{x
The Flashy Bastage says 'hahaha'{x
Bree yells 'Die, Digaaz you backstabbing fool!'{x
~
Sender Taerek~
Date Mon Aug 28 18:43:30 2006~
Stamp 1156812210
To all~
Subject Monty Python Meets Halo{x~
Text
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJKJjJbHxvY{x
~
Sender Eragon~
Date Mon Aug 28 19:26:27 2006~
Stamp 1156814787
To all~
Subject Sadistic Legplates of the minion{x~
Text
A grey shadow tells you 'i'd give you my left nut for them atm'{x
stats: 17across -15ac 20dr -2 age{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 29 14:37:21 2006~
Stamp 1156883841
To all~
Subject Old jokes.... Reloaded!{x~
Text
QUOTE You 'You get pants from the corpse of a L.87 Weapon.'{x
OOC Fesdor 'good work'{x
OOC Fesdor 'what wearloc are they?'{x
OOC Eragon 'legs,lol'{x
OOC Fesdor 'yeah I know'{x
OOC You 'face'{x
OOC Eragon 'i know,lol'{x
OOC Fesdor 'oh snap'{x
SOCIAL: Eragon raises an eyebrow.{x
OOC You 'It was a joke at Bogy's exspence'{x
OOC Fesdor 'quotes read 18'{x
{x
--Digaaz.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Tue Aug 29 20:05:56 2006~
Stamp 1156903556
To all~
Subject Eragon loves Sicarius' milkshake...{x~
Text
OOC Eragon 'MMMMMM,home-made choc. milkshake,made by Sicarius,lol'{x
OOC You 'you like sicarius' milkshakes'{x
OOC Eragon 'eeeewww...but yeah,its good'{x
OOC You 'No comment.'{x
OOC Eragon 'better not,lol'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Wed Aug 30 11:42:02 2006~
Stamp 1156959722
To all~
Subject Bogy makes an appearance.{x~
Text
[INFO]: Cerberus has left real life behind{x
[OOC] Wriech 'sup bogy'{x
[OOC] Wriech 'back again'{x
[OOC] Cerberus 'just checking if bree is around'{x
[OOC] Cerberus 'wanna bitchslap him'{x
SOCIAL: You fall down laughing.{x
[OOC] Cerberus 'betray me?'{x
[OOC] Wriech 'for giving evreyone what they wanted?'{x
[OOC] You 'every day i got 50 complaints about how much you cheated with themis'{x
[OOC] Cerberus 'u seen my char, did i cheat?'{x
[OOC] Cerberus 'i babble hunted and bought iqps'{x
**Side note at this point: I was almost finished typing the sentence..'you can play here if you dont annoy the rest of the players.'{x
He then begin stupid insults, this is what followed:{x
Bree pulls out a BIG RED NUKE button, and NUKES Cerberus.{x
sigh, people.{x
Bree, loves his new nuke command{x
~
Sender Eragon~
Date Wed Aug 30 19:59:15 2006~
Stamp 1156989555
To all~
Subject Animal Abuse{x~
Text
[ --- - ->Shadows<-] Drack 'i attacked my bear{x
[CLAN] You 'he hurt u?{x
LOL{x
~
Sender Eragon~
Date Wed Aug 30 21:45:59 2006~
Stamp 1156995959
To all~
Subject MUNCHATHON2006{x~
Text
[ VLr - ->Shadows<-] Digaaz 'So I just ate four hot dogs like ... 20 minutes ago... and I am already hungry again.... '{x
thats all folks....LOL{x
~
Sender Ekimmu~
Date Thu Aug 31 15:29:39 2006~
Stamp 1157059779
To all~
Subject I KNEW IT!!!{x~
Text
A grey shadow opens the closet.{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Fri Oct 6 18:59:22 2006~
Stamp 1160182762
To all~
Subject vigil..{x~
Text
[OOC] Vigilanter '<3 Sausage'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Fri Oct 6 19:04:04 2006~
Stamp 1160183044
To all~
Subject vigil all in one night{x~
Text
Vigilanter Closet{x
sausage.. closet.. gg vigils sexuality{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Fri Oct 20 16:25:48 2006~
Stamp 1161383148
To all~
Subject Aww, just take it like a man{x~
Text
The RAINBOW BABBLE bends Wriech over and puts it in their butt!
The RAINBOW BABBLE bones Wriech in the butt, what a gay babble!
Wriech sacrifices the corpse of RAINBOW BABBLE to Thor.
[OOC] Wriech '(Wriech) okay'
[OOC] Wriech '(Wriech) wtf was that'
--> Wriech rejoins the real world.
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Nov 1 14:17:31 2006~
Stamp 1162415851
To all~
Subject . . .{x~
Text
[OOC] Sirensu 'I backstab AND OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ASS'
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Nov 5 19:52:26 2006~
Stamp 1162781546
To all~
Subject Fesdor{x~
Text
[IMM] Fesdor 'I got lost in kingdoms the other day'{x
Best quote of the week folks!{x
Bree.{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Tue Nov 7 17:45:18 2006~
Stamp 1162946718
To all~
Subject Kronos' son{x~
Text
[OOC] Kronos 'alex just punched tenchai right in the mouth'{x
Kronos's son wins by TKO.{x
Fatality.{x
Bree, appreciates a good blow to the jaw.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Wed Nov 8 07:53:19 2006~
Stamp 1162997599
To all~
Subject PANTS!!!{x~
Text
You get pants of Atrophy from the corpse of a L.91 Weapon.{x
Mmmmm... Atrophy.{x
{x
Digaaz loves pants, just refuses to wear them because they are evil.{x
~
Sender Lazaris~
Date Wed Nov 8 17:48:37 2006~
Stamp 1163033317
To all~
Subject urd{x~
Text
quest request ......YOU cant do that here.{x
'Fesdor slays Urd in cold blood!'{x
Never tell fessy he cant do something.{x
~
Sender Izual~
Date Tue Nov 14 22:26:15 2006~
Stamp 1163568375
To all~
Subject tenchai is hitting puberty{x~
Text
Tenchai says 'got a dr's appt. thursday, my left nut has been hurting :('{x
thank you, and goodnight.{x
~
Sender Tenchai~
Date Tue Nov 14 22:46:06 2006~
Stamp 1163569566
To all~
Subject PANDASHOW!!!!!!{x~
Text
[OOC] a grey shadow 'dani filth{x
[OOC] a grey shadow 'and panda{x
[OOC] a grey shadow 'thats sick{x
that is genuine panda porn!{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Nov 15 04:46:47 2006~
Stamp 1163591207
To all~
Subject aegir armor{x~
Text
While testing a mob in my area . . .
You get Aegir Armor from the corpse of An enraged wolverine.
Word. Too bad I'm an imm.
-Fesdor
~
Sender Revye~
Date Wed Nov 15 08:33:59 2006~
Stamp 1163604839
To all~
Subject Just too cute... or creepy.{x~
Text
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm{x
{x
That is all....{x
{x
Revye: Humbly amused.{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Wed Nov 15 16:27:54 2006~
Stamp 1163633274
To all~
Subject irony.{x~
Text
{x
Urd says 'Thank you, brave Wriech!'{x
Urd says 'An enemy of mine, a lizardman, is making vile threats against the crown.'{x
Urd says 'This threat must be eliminated!'{x
Urd says 'Seek a lizardman out somewhere in the vicinity of Cell!'{x
Urd says 'That location is in the general area of Sahuagin Fortress.'{x
Urd says 'You have 23 minutes to complete this quest.'{x
Urd says 'May the gods go with you!'{x
{x
Your whip +++++ LIQUIFIES +++++ a lizardman! 357{x
You thrust your blade into a lizardman's mouth and twist it viciously.{x
The end of your blade bursts through the back of his head.{x
a lizardman is DEAD!!{x
YOU have almost completed your QUEST!{x
Return to the Questmaster before your time runs out!{x
You receive 77 experience points.{x
You receive 7 extra experience for having MCCP!{x
You get Blessed arm plates of Osmosis from the corpse of a lizardman.{x
You get a pile of money from the corpse of a lizardman.{x
Thor gives you 441 silver coins for your sacrifice.{x
{x
You inform Urd you have completed his quest.{x
You inform Urd you have completed his quest.{x
Urd says 'Congratulations on completing your quest!'{x
Urd says 'As a reward, I am giving you 16 quest points, and 618 gold.'{x
You gain 10 practices!{x
{x
uh... thank you urd?..{x
Wriech - now quests on a regular basis.{x
~
Sender Grimreaper~
Date Fri Nov 17 14:26:07 2006~
Stamp 1163798767
To all~
Subject How much is a true worth to you?{x~
Text
OOC Inik 'why did you tell me you had no true silly'{x
OOC Izual 'this is retarded man.' I cant even see you.{x
auction true AUCTION Now taking bids on a potion of true sight. (Minbid 2500){x
AUCTION A potion of true sight SOLD to Inik for 10000000 silver.{x
You receive 1000 platinum, coins.{x
Clan Inik I just like seeeing him pissed.{x
Man that was worth the 3500 a paid for it{x
~
Sender Grimreaper~
Date Tue Nov 21 12:23:08 2006~
Stamp 1164136988
To all~
Subject murdocs flexibilty{x~
Text
OOC Murdoc 'what the fuck'{x
OOC Murdoc 'my throat is fucking my cock so hard'{x
OOC Murdoc 'im soo gay'{x
~
Sender Murdoc~
Date Tue Nov 21 12:27:41 2006~
Stamp 1164137261
To all~
Subject RE: murdocs flexability{x~
Text
Nice job bending that around, heh.{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Tue Nov 21 15:04:01 2006~
Stamp 1164146641
To all~
Subject izual{x~
Text
[OOC] Shane 'oh im surprised that kid hasnt killed himself yet'{x
~
Sender Morty~
Date Thu Nov 23 15:44:16 2006~
Stamp 1164321856
To all~
Subject An Immy's brain at it's finest{x~
Text
[OOC] Yulisan 'what's the group range? 15?'{x
[OOC] Revye 'even better 17!'{x
~
Sender Kronos~
Date Thu Nov 23 23:12:19 2006~
Stamp 1164348739
To all~
Subject lol{x~
Text
[OOC] Inik 'oh I came everywhere there'{x
that was just priceless for me :p{x
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Sun Nov 26 20:46:50 2006~
Stamp 1164599210
To all~
Subject childish ways!{x~
Text
[OOC] Fei 'haha they are trying to blame him calling the preacher that on me'{x
[OOC] Fei 'they said he heard me say it{x
[OOC] You 'say what?'{x
[OOC] Fei 'penis wrinkle{x
[OOC] 1947 Kalashnikov 'um you're not like 10'{x
[OOC] 1947 Kalashnikov 'you wouldn't say that'{x
[OOC] Fei 'i tried to tell them i havn't said that in years{x
[OOC] Fei 'he calls his sister a cunt lick{x
[OOC] Fei 'i think he heard all of it from my brother'{x
[OOC] Fei 'he is only 11{x
~
Sender Izual~
Date Mon Nov 27 00:19:27 2006~
Stamp 1164611967
To all~
Subject family relationships{x~
Text
inik, and his mommy...{x
OOC Inik 'oh shit I have a slice of marionberry pie my mommy gave me'{x
true family love...{x
unlike some family..{x
~
Sender Inik~
Date Fri Dec 1 01:27:02 2006~
Stamp 1164961622
To all~
Subject random{x~
Text
My nomination for worst random of the month:
You get Cracked Snake's morning star of Brittleness from the corpse of A Gangly Kid.
Object 'morning star Brittleness Snake's cracked special' is type weapon.
Wear flags take wield, extra flags nopurge no_sac burn_proof.
Weight is 0, value is 37500, level is 75.
Weapon type is flail.
Damage is 11d11 (average 66).
Affects damage roll by -10.
Affects mana by 11.
Woot.
-Inik
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sat Dec 2 12:21:50 2006~
Stamp 1165087310
To all~
Subject I love dryads!!{x~
Text
You get Aegir Armor from the corpse of A Cherry Dryad.{x
OH YEAH!{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Mon Dec 4 16:32:40 2006~
Stamp 1165275160
To all~
Subject shitty random of the week{x~
Text
Broken chain gloves of the Vulture{x
Armor class is 8 pierce, 8 bash, 8 slash, and 8 vs. magic.{x
Affects hp by -25.{x
Affects damage roll by -15.{x
Nog{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Fri Dec 8 00:21:28 2006~
Stamp 1165562488
To all~
Subject omgwtf{x~
Text
You get King's necklace of Slaughter from the corpse of Random.
That one's never popping again as long as we live.
Sorry guys.
-Fesdor
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Sat Dec 9 00:10:46 2006~
Stamp 1165648246
To all~
Subject clan guards gone wild{x~
Text
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to Guardian of the STORM!
Guardian of the STORM slaps you.
You boggle at the concept.
You gasp as you realize what he did.
Guardian of the STORM gasps as he realizes what you did.
*thwock!* You slap Guardian of the STORM ringingly.
Guardian of the STORM slaps you stingingly.
*thwock!* You slap Guardian of the STORM ringingly.
You say 'knock it off!'
Sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.
~
Sender Tear~
Date Mon Dec 11 06:54:43 2006~
Stamp 1165845283
To all~
Subject Josh loves himself.{x~
Text
OOC Josh 'fuck i have a hole im my pyjamas'{x
OOC Josh 'i went to scratch my ass cuz its itchy'{x
OOC Josh 'and i scratched my asshole'{x
we love you josh...{x
~
Sender Lazaris~
Date Mon Dec 11 07:06:48 2006~
Stamp 1165846008
To all~
Subject tear taking it like we all know he does{x~
Text
OOC Tear 'you've got 7 inches in me, and ....100 more pounds'{x
OOC josh 'yeah im a big guy'{x
ewwww {x
~
Sender Tear~
Date Mon Dec 11 07:07:49 2006~
Stamp 1165846069
To all~
Subject Funny as hell.{x~
Text
Lets edit it some more lazaris....and take something way out of context....you're great keep up the good work.{x
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Tue Dec 12 17:41:52 2006~
Stamp 1165970512
To all~
Subject OMG!{x~
Text
Your backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to A Tullip Dryad! [5525]{x
<3 stone tomahawks!{x
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Thu Dec 14 01:25:38 2006~
Stamp 1166084738
To all~
Subject perfect{x~
Text
{x
You get helmet from the corpse of A Girl.{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Thu Dec 14 14:45:13 2006~
Stamp 1166132713
To all~
Subject along came polly{x~
Text
Sleighs says 'sicarius sharted back playing last night...'{x
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Thu Dec 14 15:24:20 2006~
Stamp 1166135060
To all~
Subject why the mud crashes{x~
Text
A grey shadow says 'me?'
You have been disconnected.
Selfix keeps crashing the mud with his narcissism ;)
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Fri Dec 15 06:38:23 2006~
Stamp 1166189903
To all~
Subject The Useless Random of the Week{x~
Text
A book of knowledge appears next to you with 'light gauntlets Broken cracked special' at the top.
As you begin to read you see that it is a armor, with granted powers nopurge no_sac burn_proof.
You must be level 83 or higher to use this object.
Weight is 0, value is 41500.
Armor class is 5 pierce, -1 bash, 3 slash, and -1 vs. magic.
Affects damage roll by -15.
{x
Wooo! Not only is it cracked... But it's broken as well.{x
Awesome.{x
{x
Digaaz! .... Digaaz?{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Fri Dec 15 10:43:59 2006~
Stamp 1166204639
To all~
Subject Useless random of the week{x~
Text
A book of knowledge appears next to you with 'shortsword Useless special' at the top.{x
As you begin to read you see that it is a weapon, with granted powers nopurge no_sac burn_proof.{x
You must be level 83 or higher to use this object.{x
Weight is 0, value is 83000.{x
Weapon type is sword.{x
Damage is 4d4 (average 10). Affects damage roll by -15.{x
even worse than nigaaz becuase its a shitty ass weapon{x
Nog{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Thu Dec 21 11:26:52 2006~
Stamp 1166725612
To all~
Subject urd{x~
Text
Urd gives you gonorrhea.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Dec 22 06:24:54 2006~
Stamp 1166793894
To all~
Subject FUNNY lol{x~
Text
[ARENA] Challenge [2]: Bogy DEFEATED Noghir{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Dec 31 15:47:14 2006~
Stamp 1167605234
To all~
Subject Roq, carbs are bad for you{x~
Text
{GYou peek at the inventory:{x{x
(819) a bread{x
(170) a cinnamon roll{x
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Mon Jan 1 09:40:35 2007~
Stamp 1167669635
To all~
Subject reverse redundancy?{x~
Text
Urd says 'Seek a female lizardman out somewhere in the vicinity of Cave!'
lol
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Tue Jan 2 07:18:51 2007~
Stamp 1167747531
To all~
Subject now for the mid life crisis{x~
Text
Mortal - Most Hours: Selfix - 420 Hours.
Its all down hill from here.
*giggle*
Kathaw
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Wed Jan 3 01:36:20 2007~
Stamp 1167813380
To all~
Subject ROFLMAO {x~
Text
{x
Funniest thing i've heard all week.{x
{x
{x
[OOC] Darf 'nothin like some talc in the crack to keep things chafeless'{x
{x
{!V{x{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Thu Jan 4 15:55:18 2007~
Stamp 1167951318
To all~
Subject beware{x~
Text
[OOC] Sekhmet 'first mother fucker that wants to reroll and wants me to hold their eq im saccin most and keepin the rest'
Don't trust Sekhmet with your shit.
-Fesdor
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Thu Jan 4 20:49:28 2007~
Stamp 1167968968
To all~
Subject speaks for itself{x~
Text
[OOC] Digaaz 'Excuse me.... I need to punch my mother in the face.'
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Tue Jan 9 00:12:39 2007~
Stamp 1168326759
To all~
Subject pretzels{x~
Text
[OOC] Pilley 'you should be able to chose what you want the most of in chex mix'
[OOC] Pilley 'course I guess then it'd be called pretzels'
~
Sender Selfix~
Date Wed Jan 10 00:59:22 2007~
Stamp 1168415962
To all~
Subject mixed feelings{x~
Text
Rusty says 'you storm are sweet'{x
[ VLr - <-[STORM]->] (Concealed)Selfix 'I have killed Inik!'{x
you decided{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Wed Jan 10 17:11:35 2007~
Stamp 1168474295
To all~
Subject Diomedes{x~
Text
You tell Diomedes 'will you NOT attack lark and let him get eq if i ask you?'{x
Diomedes tells you 'thats not the real lark'{x
You tell Diomedes 'its not LARK as in josh'{x
You tell Diomedes 'i know that'{x
You tell Diomedes 'he is a friend of mine'{x
Diomedes tells you 'gotta pay me'{x
You tell Diomedes 'got to pay you to do what?'{x
Diomedes tells you 'be your friend'{x
You tell Diomedes 'lol who said i want you to be my friend?'{x
You tell Diomedes 'i said LARK is a friend'{x
Diomedes tells you 'or i'll kill you both'{x
--that's actually so funny...{x
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Wed Jan 10 18:05:05 2007~
Stamp 1168477505
To all~
Subject mudding affecting us irl{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'i would love to strangle, blind, faerie fire, and backstab a few people'{x
[OOC] Fei 'hara full hide and then when at full health backstab there ass{x
[OOC] You 'maybe headcut em, lol'{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs creeps up behind the wanna be gangbanger with a poison dart, bam!{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs Backstabbs the dozing banger, and gets the assassinate!{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs throws a teacher to the ground with stunning force.{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs 's PrAYeR smites the unholy principal!{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs Sonic Blasts the first slut he sees!{x
SOCIAL: Sleighs places his blade back in its sheath and continues on to lunch.{x
we are just sO bad, lol{x
~
Sender Diomedes~
Date Wed Jan 10 18:48:07 2007~
Stamp 1168480087
To all~
Subject haha{x~
Text
[OOC] Fodser 'do you have a penis?'{x
[OOC] BoGy 'lol fuck no'{x
~
Sender Josh~
Date Thu Jan 11 14:49:16 2007~
Stamp 1168552156
To all~
Subject Freyr is never wrong{x~
Text
[OOC] Shane 'if my charmy kills my enemy do I get the kill'{x
[OOC] Freyr 'I think you get the kill, but not the bounty'{x
You shake your head.{x
You shake your head.{x
You shake your head.{x
You say 'no'{x
You say 'but they dont have a ghost flag'{x
Shane says 'ya i didnt think so'{x
You say 'he doesnt know what hes talking about'{x
You say 'stupid bitch'{x
Shane says 'i think its always been like that'{x
You nod.{x
[OOC] You 'yeah your right freyr'{x
SOCIAL: You fall on your knees and worship Freyr.{x
SOCIAL: Freyr nods.{x
[OOC] Freyr 'I usually am.'{x
You say 'lmao'{x
Shane falls down laughing.{x
{x
-Josh{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Thu Jan 11 20:14:21 2007~
Stamp 1168571661
To all~
Subject ew{x~
Text
[OOC] Kathaw 'put your hand next to her ass and tell her she has an emaculate vaginal warmth'
[OOC] Noghir 'idk who said that but they should kill themself'
[INFO]: A bounty of 300 has been placed on a grey shadow's head!
[INFO]: A bounty of 300 has been placed on a grey shadow's head!
[INFO]: A bounty of 300 has been placed on a grey shadow's head!
Don't be creepy
~
Sender Sly~
Date Thu Jan 11 21:23:37 2007~
Stamp 1168575817
To all~
Subject lol{x~
Text
[OOC] Zarko 'thats why we go to monasteries with loads o' male monks{x
[OOC] Zarko 'you learn the arts'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Fri Jan 12 20:25:37 2007~
Stamp 1168658737
To all~
Subject The root of the problem{x~
Text
Fesdor screwed up skinning the corpse of Urd.{x
any questions on why the mud might crash lies here{x
Nog{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sat Jan 13 16:44:01 2007~
Stamp 1168731841
To all~
Subject blue babble <3{x~
Text
You get Aegir Armor from the corpse of A Blue Babble.{x
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Sat Jan 13 17:56:21 2007~
Stamp 1168736181
To all~
Subject clan support system{x~
Text
[QUOTE] Diomedes '[QUOTE] Josh '[CLAN] Darf 'Im skerred im going to leave'''
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sat Jan 13 20:46:39 2007~
Stamp 1168746399
To all~
Subject unbelievable{x~
Text
You get Aegir Armor from the corpse of A Palace Servant.{x
2 aegirs in one day... who wants to touch me?{x
Nog{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Sun Jan 14 18:33:25 2007~
Stamp 1168824805
To all~
Subject bogy{x~
Text
[OOC] BoGy 'ppl = the same'
[OOC] BoGy 'they never grow up'
Ironic don't you think?
More
BoGy says 'it's always better to lose a friend than to gain one'
Final wisdom.
--> BoGy turns himself into line noise.
RIP BoGy
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Mon Jan 15 21:25:55 2007~
Stamp 1168921555
To all~
Subject nice{x~
Text
With a resounding WHAP!, (Concealed)Kathawtwo reprimands (Concealed)Kronos.
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Tue Jan 16 03:11:51 2007~
Stamp 1168942311
To all~
Subject smokebombs{x~
Text
Sekhmet tells you 'man i gotta get better smokebombs'
Sekhmet tells you 'can i like get an upgrade?'
Sekhmet tells you 'to ones that go off when they hit the ground'
~
Sender Inik~
Date Tue Jan 16 06:53:15 2007~
Stamp 1168955595
To all~
Subject fuck essix quests{x~
Text
Do an essix quest, here's what you get:
An Ancient Entity says 'As a reward, I am giving you 26 quest points, and 606 gold.(Double EXP Bonus)'
mind that's with double on.
-Inik
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Jan 18 00:39:00 2007~
Stamp 1169105940
To all~
Subject Woo!{x~
Text
You tiptoe up and successfully SLIT their throat!
Your assassinate misses The Guardian Beast. [0]
The Guardian Beast is so badly hurt that it just wants to die. [*** ]
Awesome.
~
Sender Josh~
Date Fri Jan 19 02:54:57 2007~
Stamp 1169200497
To all~
Subject i guess darf is a quick learner?{x~
Text
[INFO]: Darf spins in a circle and slices Billy to pieces!{x
[ Lnt - *-Conquest-*] Darf 'I have killed Billy!'{x
~
Sender Ekimmu~
Date Fri Jan 19 19:28:35 2007~
Stamp 1169260115
To all~
Subject This explains everything...{x~
Text
[OOC] Kelsea '-<(KelseaFallon)>- i love popping pills!'{x
~
Sender Inik~
Date Mon Jan 22 03:22:37 2007~
Stamp 1169461357
To all~
Subject wtf{x~
Text
You get King's axe from the corpse of a Blue Babble.
You get dirk of Doom from the corpse of a Blue Babble.
You get Heavy falchion of Fesdor from the corpse of a Blue Babble.
You get Wyrm's bardiche of Delrath from the corpse of a Blue Babble.
What's next? savage poleaxe of bree?
-Inik
~
Sender Kelsea~
Date Mon Jan 22 10:19:42 2007~
Stamp 1169486382
To all~
Subject re:Inik:wtf{x~
Text
nah, next up will be...{x
You get Pansy Gay Ass feather of Inik from the corpse of a Blue Babble.{x
lol jk inik i love you :P{x
{x
Kels.{x
~
Sender Billy~
Date Mon Jan 22 15:51:18 2007~
Stamp 1169506278
To all~
Subject storm > conquest{x~
Text
[LGD SwnMay Amt M *-Conquest-* VLr] (GHOST) Diomedes, Swanmay Alchemist <Empowered>{x
[LGD HlfOrc Htr M *-Conquest-* Lnt] (GHOST) Darf the Crushinator!{x
{x
{x
HlfOgr Fde M *-Conquest-* Elt] (GHOST) (Quiet)Josh el penor es muy extravigante{x
[LGD Human Mnk M <-[STORM]-> VLr] Billy im bring sexy back{x
LGD Human Nja M <-[STORM]-> VLr] Sekhmet - temhkeS{x
[LGD Human Bns M <-[STORM]-> Lnt] Beitosm {x
nuff said ganging fucks{x
~
Sender Inik~
Date Tue Jan 23 05:12:28 2007~
Stamp 1169554348
To all~
Subject bullshit{x~
Text
Reason #2 never to do essix quests:
After spending 16 ticks soloing him and almost dying twice . . .
Better hurry, you're almost out of time for your quest!
Colonel Essix shivers and suffers.
Colonel Essix is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Poison kills him.
You have run out of time for your quest!
You may quest again in 10 minutes.
-Inik
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Thu Jan 25 11:54:36 2007~
Stamp 1169751276
To all~
Subject Pk'd while naked. Awesome!{x~
Text
You no longer have a bounty on your head.{x
The Aesir protects you from Sekhmet.{x
{x
Must be nice to collect a bounty when Naked...{x
{x
And Vigilanter too... But somehow he didn't know I was naked.{x
despite the fact I said I had died in Ghost Ship 7 times prior to.{x
{x
Am I pissed? Yes, because I didn't even get to defend My bounty.{x
~
Sender Sekhmet~
Date Fri Jan 26 17:46:30 2007~
Stamp 1169858790
To all~
Subject fesdor's perverted side{x~
Text
Ragegage tells you 'and I couldn't even see both your boobs in the picture, fuckin prude'
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Sun Jan 28 11:38:07 2007~
Stamp 1170009487
To all~
Subject 1337{x~
Text
{x
{x
To Next Focus : 133337{x
{x
Pwnt.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sun Jan 28 23:28:02 2007~
Stamp 1170052082
To all~
Subject The Olympics!!!{x~
Text
[ASK] Pilley 'Why does mexico suck at the olympics?'
[ANSWER] You 'because stoners play in them?'
[ANSWER] Pilley 'b/c all the ones that can run, jump, or swim are in the United States'
SOCIAL: You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
~
Sender Tear~
Date Fri Feb 2 03:26:00 2007~
Stamp 1170411960
To all~
Subject Quote worthy ...i'd say{x~
Text
a seawolf's slash maims a shifter! 30{x
A seawolf thrusts his blade into a shifter's mouth and twists it viciously.{x
The end of the blade bursts through the back of a shifter's head.{x
A shifter hits the ground ... DEAD.{x
a shifter is DEAD!!{x
Dragon sea fights back, it was tired of being farmed.{x
~
Sender Sekhmet~
Date Sat Feb 3 00:08:03 2007~
Stamp 1170486483
To all~
Subject it's spelled intelligence....{x~
Text
[OOC] Josh 'im not even going to try to explain intelligance to you sek it an oxymoron'
now when you are insulting someones intelligence... you figure you'd atleast spell it correctly.
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Sat Feb 3 14:21:20 2007~
Stamp 1170537680
To all~
Subject lol{x~
Text
yay, punching someone with a bag of weed in my hand{x
Your acidic punch does _\|/_CANNABACIOUS_\|/_ things to A Lilly Dryad! [420]{x
~
Sender Josh~
Date Sun Feb 4 00:57:42 2007~
Stamp 1170575862
To all~
Subject self explanitory{x~
Text
Mortal - Most Hours: Sekhmet - 178 Hours.{x
Mortal - Least Respected - Sekhmet - "Fag"{x
~
Sender Tear~
Date Sun Feb 4 00:58:18 2007~
Stamp 1170575898
To all~
Subject .{x~
Text
vouch{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Tue Feb 6 01:22:34 2007~
Stamp 1170750154
To all~
Subject good timing{x~
Text
--> Darf got toasted by Lark at The main tent [room 5061]
-Vanir- Lark 'I have killed Darf!'
{Y[INFO]: Lark takes his weapon and crushes Darf's skull! Darf's skull shatters into many pieces!{x
--> Lark got toasted by Josh at The main tent [room 5061]
*-Conquest-* Josh 'I have killed Lark!'
{Y[INFO]: Josh spins in a circle and slices Lark to pieces!{x
Just funny I guess . . .
-Fesdor
~
Sender Tear~
Date Tue Feb 6 07:08:22 2007~
Stamp 1170770902
To all~
Subject Josh is coming right on out.{x~
Text
Josh gives you His Ass.{x
The end, it was funny...shut up:({x
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Tue Feb 6 15:05:52 2007~
Stamp 1170799552
To all~
Subject ICKY{x~
Text
[OOC] Tear 'Maybe it's warm liquid, it might feel aight.'{x
[OOC] You 'ur a sicko.....'{x
~
Sender Sly~
Date Tue Feb 6 19:02:45 2007~
Stamp 1170813765
To all~
Subject Tear{x~
Text
AFter a delighful german class, we got this gem{x
[OOC] Tear 'i like vick dich{x
~
Sender Zarko~
Date Thu Feb 8 10:13:28 2007~
Stamp 1170954808
To storm nightshade vanir~
Subject Conquest{x~
Text
The moment josh and the rest of conquest logged:{x
[TELL:Tear->You] 'truce?'{x
When on together, they mouth off and jump, when on by themselves they run and hide{x
It'll probably be hard to take josh's rank down:{x
[OOC] Josh 'im going to jump absolutely anybody i can for some quick pk rank'{x
If hes on with any other conquest member, don't be surprised if hes grouped with them searching for you.{x
~
Sender Zarko~
Date Thu Feb 8 10:19:17 2007~
Stamp 1170955157
To storm vanir nightshade~
Subject forgot to add:{x~
Text
[OOC] Josh 'im not going to 1v1 you ever again'{x
[OOC] Josh 'i dont need to take any risks'{x
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Fri Feb 9 01:14:43 2007~
Stamp 1171008883
To all~
Subject Being clanned with a BOGY{x~
Text
{x
[OOC] kokakola 'It was ok, I just had to feed his ego 4 times a day'{x
[OOC] kokokola 'so if wouldn't get hungry and angry'{x
{x
~
Sender Revye~
Date Sat Feb 17 11:48:22 2007~
Stamp 1171738102
To all~
Subject All good things come to an end...{x~
Text
{Y[INFO]: Bogy appears behind Tear and {Rslits {Ytheir throat! Blood gushes forth from the gaping wound!{x{x
{x
Well, there goes that alliance...{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Mon Feb 19 16:28:20 2007~
Stamp 1171927700
To all~
Subject I CHEAT!{x~
Text
Affected by detect_invis detect_magic detect_motion infrared curse fear sleep sneak charm flying pass_door berserk calm haste slow dark_vision regeneration{x
{x
See,now everyone has proof!{x
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Mon Feb 19 19:14:37 2007~
Stamp 1171937677
To all~
Subject pimping{x~
Text
Fesdor says 'you need two things{x
Fesdor says 'the keys to your clan{x
Fesdor says 'and'{x
Fesdor says 'you officially been pimped.'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Thu Feb 22 19:44:03 2007~
Stamp 1172198643
To all~
Subject hrm{x~
Text
So, i post a note telling the Immortals not to use a certain command. The following conversation ensues.{x
[IMP Talk] Fesdor: it's so tempting though{x
[IMP Talk] Revye: I know.{x
[IMP Talk] Fesdor: I just want to try it and see . . . . .{x
*** Distorted Illusions is CRASHING -- HOT-BOOT initiated! ***{x
Bree.{x
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Fri Feb 23 23:33:22 2007~
Stamp 1172298802
To all~
Subject ouchies{x~
Text
Fesdor's mock wrath would have done 34587 hp damage to you.
~
Sender Balthamel~
Date Thu Mar 1 20:50:57 2007~
Stamp 1172807457
To all~
Subject spamkill verification{x~
Text
Murdoc tells you 'If someone initiates with you, and you kill them the second time, then yes, it'll be no problem.'{x
You tell Murdoc 'if they jump me i kill them then go jump them?'{x
Murdoc tells you 'I'd say it's legal since they initiated the first combat.'{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Mar 2 17:18:03 2007~
Stamp 1172881083
To all~
Subject BUILDERS!{x~
Text
OOC <<VeNoM>> 'i think imma build my mom now'{x
~
Sender Ecnelis~
Date Tue Mar 6 04:29:09 2007~
Stamp 1173180549
To all~
Subject dont go afk{x~
Text
Visible Mortals:
[LGD Human Brd M (PK) ---] Ecnelis silencE
[LGD HlfOrc Sbl M [NighTshade] ---] (GHOST) Kira
[LGD Human Brd M [NighTshade] ---] (GHOST) Azor
[LGD Human Htr M <-[STORM]-> VLr] (GHOST) Zarko will skin your corpse and make you into a BaG!!!
this is what happens when u afk trigger and steal my kills for 30 minutes
~
Sender Kathaw~
Date Tue Mar 6 20:35:28 2007~
Stamp 1173238528
To all~
Subject omg!{x~
Text
[OOC] Balthamel 'sorry afk triggering'
nuff said
nuff said
wrathaw!
~
Sender Sleighs~
Date Wed Mar 14 16:27:13 2007~
Stamp 1173911233
To all~
Subject lol{x~
Text
A metal babble The Secret Underground Den of Conquest{x
~
Sender Isis~
Date Sat Mar 17 05:59:14 2007~
Stamp 1174132754
To all~
Subject Backstab{x~
Text
someone's backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! [4638]{x
~
Sender Ecnelis~
Date Tue Mar 20 05:30:49 2007~
Stamp 1174390249
To all~
Subject babblessss{x~
Text
A metal babble The Subzero Study
A silver babble The Tomb of Arlingor
who wants to go with me
silencE
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Wed Mar 21 03:07:50 2007~
Stamp 1174468070
To all~
Subject Josh = a refference to a sexual term of any type.{x~
Text
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Josh{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sat Mar 24 11:04:31 2007~
Stamp 1174755871
To all~
Subject *smirks* Look at number 3{x~
Text
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mortifer{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Tue Sep 2 23:29:40 2008~
Stamp 1220423380
To all~
Subject First unique{x~
Text
Sirensu gets an Optic Amulet from the corpse of A sahuagin worker.{x
{x
Wriech - has spoken.{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Thu Sep 4 22:19:42 2008~
Stamp 1220591982
To all~
Subject lolz{x~
Text
[OOC] Sumfag 'learn to spell innapropriate motherfucker'{x
~
Sender Ciara~
Date Fri Sep 5 01:57:22 2008~
Stamp 1220605042
To all~
Subject Truth and Knowledge{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'force wriech /wrist'
--> Net death has claimed Wriech.
~
Sender Realis~
Date Sat Sep 6 14:17:17 2008~
Stamp 1220735837
To all~
Subject Blue Babs FTW{x~
Text
You get Morwen's Blade from the corpse of A Blue Babble.
You get falchion of Bree from the corpse of A Blue Babble.
Suck on it XD.
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sat Sep 6 18:42:15 2008~
Stamp 1220751735
To all~
Subject Xavior the gentleman{x~
Text
Xavior says 'quick lay before I leave'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Thu Sep 11 07:30:37 2008~
Stamp 1221143437
To all~
Subject tear{x~
Text
[OOC] Tear '<-- best pker on asgard next to wriech.'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Sep 14 19:53:38 2008~
Stamp 1221447218
To all~
Subject What are the odds?{x~
Text
You have 6 platinum, 66 gold, 66 silver,{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Wed Sep 17 16:22:35 2008~
Stamp 1221693755
To all~
Subject Urd the meanie!{x~
Text
[82 Dwarf Fde M (PK) ---] {n00b} Mortifer The Born Again Fade{x
[QUOTE] You 'Urd says 'Look in the general area of Olympus for Armoury!'{x
Think it's doable?{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Thu Sep 18 08:19:33 2008~
Stamp 1221751173
To all~
Subject Look in Pouch{x~
Text
{RAll {GVigilanter's {%eq{x{x
Pwnd. -Bree{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Fri Sep 19 10:39:30 2008~
Stamp 1221845970
To all~
Subject Chronos mage don't wanna hear it.{x~
Text
{x
Noghir appears to be blinded.{x
a chronos mage's colour spray =+= DISFIGURES =+= Noghir! [88]{x
Noghir says 'oh fuck you chronos'{x
Noghir vanishes!{x
{x
Wriech-smells the irony{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Sat Sep 20 18:28:32 2008~
Stamp 1221960512
To all~
Subject Wait, what?{x~
Text
[IMM] Merukanah 'can i ask you all something real quick'{x
[IMM] Digaaz 'Slay them all.'{x
[IMM] Digaaz 'Wait, what?'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sat Sep 20 21:00:37 2008~
Stamp 1221969637
To all~
Subject Not Cool{x~
Text
Your backstab misses Grail. [0]{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Sep 21 06:12:01 2008~
Stamp 1222002721
To all~
Subject oh yes, the power{x~
Text
::*Chosen*:: Wriech 'i'm waking sirensu up'{x
[CLAN] You 'tell him i said to get up'{x
::*Chosen*:: Wriech 'lol okay, thats going to be my line'{x
::*Chosen*:: Wriech '" NIGGA BREE SAID WAKE THE FUCK UP "'{x
Bree, the amused.{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Sep 21 16:54:11 2008~
Stamp 1222041251
To all~
Subject Asgardian Perversian{x~
Text
Ewww...{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Sep 21 19:05:57 2008~
Stamp 1222049157
To all~
Subject Huh?{x~
Text
Wriech says '{pZ"'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Sep 22 08:17:20 2008~
Stamp 1222096640
To all~
Subject noghir at his finest{x~
Text
::*Chosen*:: Noghir 'if you ignore my im's again like yesterday i will burn your house'{x
Bree, fireproofing his house as he types.{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Tue Sep 23 18:24:11 2008~
Stamp 1222219451
To all~
Subject panda!{x~
Text
[OOC] Digaaz 'Pandateleportation!'{x
It's how panda hunt now{x
Bree{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Fri Sep 26 18:36:06 2008~
Stamp 1222479366
To all~
Subject subject WTF mate?{x~
Text
There are 600 minutes remaining until you can go on another quest.{x
~
Sender Spiel~
Date Sun Sep 28 13:08:00 2008~
Stamp 1222632480
To all~
Subject Saints{x~
Text
Oriana says 'i only <3 saints'{x
Oriana says 'other than that fuck nfl'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Sep 29 14:13:46 2008~
Stamp 1222722826
To all~
Subject Noghir{x~
Text
Noghir is now also an adjective as well as a name{x
{x
He has inspired his own swear word. congrats.{x
[NighTshade] Charon 'what a nignog'{x
Bree, still not here.{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Wed Oct 1 20:55:26 2008~
Stamp 1222919726
To all~
Subject nice{x~
Text
the dwarven guard's cleave misses Kerwyn. [0]
the dwarven guard's cleave MARS you! [46]
That really did HURT!
the dwarven guard's cleave harms you. [24]
the dwarven guard's cleave =+= DISFIGURES =+= you! [99]
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
<-7hp 380m 252mv>
You receive 1008 experience points.(Double EXP)
You raise a level!!
[INFO]: Fesdor has made it to level 15!!
Your gain is: 17/318 hp, 14/394 m, 12/268 mv 2/53 prac.
You receive 50 extra experience for having MCCP!
Kerwyn gets a pile of money from the corpse of the dwarven guard.
<318hp 394m 268mv>
Extra Life.
~
Sender Ciara~
Date Tue Oct 7 23:27:49 2008~
Stamp 1223447269
To all~
Subject Strainge Things..{x~
Text
[OOC] Marcus 'id lick good sloppy joes of a homeless guys unshowered
ballsack'
Strange things are said sometimes..
~
Sender Ciara~
Date Tue Oct 7 23:44:24 2008~
Stamp 1223448264
To all~
Subject Tas and his sayings{x~
Text
[OOC] Tas 'who shit in your cornflakes emoranger'
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Fri Oct 10 18:15:22 2008~
Stamp 1223687722
To all~
Subject I'm that special.{x~
Text
You receive 0 experience points for being under level 101.(Double EXP){x
[INFO]: Mortifer has made it to level 28!!{x
[INFO]: Mortifer has made it to level 29!!{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Sun Oct 12 14:43:57 2008~
Stamp 1223847837
To all~
Subject marcus{x~
Text
[OOC] Marcus 'tear just scares me when he logs on, he even made me quit pk u know'{x
~
Sender Marcus~
Date Sun Oct 12 14:45:10 2008~
Stamp 1223847910
To all~
Subject Marcus pt. 2{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'with all those pdeaths he couldnt accomplish on me'
lol learn to chase tear then u might be the "best"
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Mon Oct 13 21:19:30 2008~
Stamp 1223957970
To all~
Subject A Mockery of Mort{x~
Text
Rzarecta's mock psionic assault would have done 1842419 hp damage to you.{x
~
Sender Negative~
Date Fri Oct 17 21:23:29 2008~
Stamp 1224303809
To all~
Subject LOL{x~
Text
[INFO]:Kral shoots a chain of lightning from his fingertips turning Kerwyn's body into a smoldering pile of ass!{x
~
Sender Kral~
Date Sat Oct 18 15:09:25 2008~
Stamp 1224367765
To all~
Subject Noghir Gets Pwned{x~
Text
[OOC] Noghir 'dont watch the arena'{x
[OOC] Noghir 'and get some work done'{x
[INFO]: Dusk appears behind Noghir and slits their throat! Blood gushes forth from the gaping wound!{x
[OOC] Dusk 'bitch tell me to do shit, check your damn notes, if i wasn't here, NOTHING would of been done'{x
{x
Noghir, getting his mouth shut for him for 7 years.{x
{x
:D{x
~
Sender Negative~
Date Sat Oct 18 21:51:39 2008~
Stamp 1224391899
To all~
Subject lawlerskates{x~
Text
Visible Mortals:{x
[1 Human Mag N (Non-PK) ---] Kerwyn the Novice of Magic{x
[1 Human Mag N (Non-PK) ---] Airian the Novice of Magic{x
[LGD Human Asn M |:>Muerte<:| Elt] Negative is PRETTY SURE Marcus is Fat IRL{x
{x
PWNT{x
~
Sender Airian~
Date Sun Oct 19 14:26:10 2008~
Stamp 1224451570
To all~
Subject josh.{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'so xicol{x
{x
SOCIAL: Xicol nods.{x
~
Sender Zoe~
Date Mon Oct 20 22:41:06 2008~
Stamp 1224567666
To all~
Subject manliness{x~
Text
OOC Ugod 'my girlfriend has small hands... makes me feel like a real man'{x
{x
yay my first quote post in a long time...{x
dammit people be funnier.{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Tue Oct 21 23:30:20 2008~
Stamp 1224657020
To all~
Subject its about that {2t{@i{2m{@e{x..{x~
Text
Your kush does {@_{2\{@|{2/{@_CA{2NN{8A{2BA[8C{2IO{@US_{2\{@|{2/{@_{x things to A Citizen! [420]{x
{x
hehehehehehehehe{x
charon the {2d{@ub{x knig{x
~
Sender Atheism~
Date Fri Oct 24 19:33:23 2008~
Stamp 1224902003
To all~
Subject by immortal decree{x~
Text
[OOC] An Immortal '* Most Feared Pkers: Ravn, Fesdor, Roq, Wriech, Josh, Atheism'{x
you heard the man, phear me{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Oct 26 19:26:33 2008~
Stamp 1225074393
To all~
Subject Caught ya red handed{x~
Text
Bree prays for transportation!{x
Bree disappears.{x
~
Sender Kral~
Date Sun Oct 26 21:07:00 2008~
Stamp 1225080420
To all~
Subject haha!{x~
Text
[OOC] Atheism 'well maybe you should be nice to people like i am'{x
[OOC] Atheism 'and people wont have a reason to kill you'{x
~
Sender Shryp~
Date Mon Nov 3 03:05:47 2008~
Stamp 1225710347
To all~
Subject Easy Questing{x~
Text
A L.79 Weapon informs Urd he has completed his quest.
A L.79 Weapon hands a medallion of Hel to Urd.
Urd says 'Congratulations on completing your quest!'
Urd says 'As a reward, I am giving you 28 quest points, and 424 gold.'
~
Sender Airian~
Date Wed Nov 5 11:51:21 2008~
Stamp 1225914681
To all~
Subject :){x~
Text
[INFO]: Airian sings a sweet song and lulls Atheism into an eternal sleep!{x
~
Sender Mort~
Date Wed Nov 5 20:32:27 2008~
Stamp 1225945947
To all~
Subject Stoners{x~
Text
<AUCTION> Zoe bids 420 gold for ticket [3], a fat Phillie blunt filled with Dank fucking nuggs!!.{x
~
Sender Odo~
Date Sat Nov 8 12:24:21 2008~
Stamp 1226175861
To all~
Subject {x~
Text
Your wrath ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ a lieutenant! [920]{x
I think I shared the love with that lieutenant.. . . .{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Wed Nov 12 20:10:45 2008~
Stamp 1226549445
To all~
Subject darf!{x~
Text
Frad says 'whos merc is that'{x
Frad says 'its gotta go'{x
A neck tag says 'I belong to Frad'.{x
{x
lols.{x
~
Sender Diocletian~
Date Wed Nov 19 22:24:49 2008~
Stamp 1227162289
To all~
Subject wriech makes it rain{x~
Text
You give a blue diamond to Wriech.{x
Wriech says 'awww'{x
Wriech says 'how sweet of you' {x
Wriech puts a blue diamond in a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
Wriech gets a blue diamond from a pack of the Aesir.{x
~
Sender Fesdor~
Date Fri Nov 21 16:31:08 2008~
Stamp 1227313868
To all~
Subject brilliant.{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'what's the different between 42 silver and 55 silver'
[OOC] Mort '11 silver :p'
[GRATS] Mort 'band math'
[GRATS] Mort 'bad english too'
[QUOTE] You 'write'
Our brains are firing on all cylinders today.
~
Sender Mort~
Date Sun Nov 23 14:21:32 2008~
Stamp 1227478892
To all~
Subject Sweeeet...{x~
Text
You have been granted the [107] Slay command!{x
~
Sender Shryp~
Date Tue Nov 25 12:02:54 2008~
Stamp 1227643374
To all~
Subject My Clan{x~
Text
Ike sacrifices Vinterius to Thor.{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Thu Nov 27 13:06:37 2008~
Stamp 1227819997
To all~
Subject ehhh...{x~
Text
Malek says 'lol i going to give head to frad'{x
Malek gives The Head of the Noctournal Beast to Frad.{x
~
Sender Epic~
Date Fri Nov 28 14:31:56 2008~
Stamp 1227911516
To all~
Subject Wowza{x~
Text
You inform Urd you have completed its quest.{x
You hand an Aesir token to Urd.{x
Urd says 'Congratulations on completing your quest!'{x
Urd says 'As a reward, I am giving you 40 quest points, and 777 gold.'{x
You gain 2 practices!{x
Urd says 'With completing that quest you gained 2175 experience points!'{x
You raise a level!!{x
[INFO]: Epic has made it to level 53!!{x
Your gain is: 38/3152 hp, 44/2182 m, 12/744 mv 7/300 prac.{x
Urd says 'With time comes rewards, you earned 1 IQ!'{x
~
Sender Frad~
Date Sat Nov 29 16:56:05 2008~
Stamp 1228006565
To all~
Subject woah{x~
Text
Alvain's wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to A FireBreather! [2876]{x
Alvain's wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to A FireBreather! [3561]{x
Alvain's wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to A FireBreather! [2395]{x
Alvain's wrath does UNSPEAKABLE things to A FireBreather! [3174]{x
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Thu Dec 4 09:08:53 2008~
Stamp 1228410533
To all~
Subject Ike.{x~
Text
{x
Ike says 'need to go now'{x
Ike says 'morwen back pls :)'{x
You say 'I'LL EAT YOUR FIRST CHILD IKE'{x
You say 'I'VE NEVER MET SUCH A GREEDY SWEDE'{x
You say 'EVER'{x
You stop using Morwen's Blade.{x
You give Morwen's Blade to Ike.{x
You say '{z!!!!!!!!!!!!!{Z'{x
{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Fri Dec 5 08:51:45 2008~
Stamp 1228495905
To all~
Subject Welcome back bogy{x~
Text
[QUOTE] Shryp '[ Elt - ::*Chosen*::] Ike 'please make bogy stop playing and I give u 10 blues''{x
~
Sender Frad~
Date Sun Dec 14 13:44:33 2008~
Stamp 1229291073
To all~
Subject i r teh winner{x~
Text
Mortal - Most Hours: Frad - 666 Hours.{x
~
Sender Charon~
Date Mon Dec 15 20:27:11 2008~
Stamp 1229401631
To subject ACCIDENT!!!~
Subject ACCIDENT!{x~
Text
{xYour eyes flash {2green{x.{x
Bree goes to sleep.{x
~
Sender Nilaht~
Date Sat Dec 20 15:43:36 2008~
Stamp 1229816616
To all~
Subject Why men shouldnt take messages{x~
Text
http://www.nonotagain.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/why_men_shouldnt_take_msgs.jpg{x
I didn't even know you liked beer.....{x
{x
Nilaht Pilley{x
~
Sender Bijou~
Date Sun Dec 28 14:48:35 2008~
Stamp 1230504515
To all~
Subject Mob on Mob warfare{x~
Text
Prismatic has killed a Blue Babble!{x
~
Sender Bijou~
Date Fri Jan 2 15:47:29 2009~
Stamp 1230940049
To all~
Subject Blessings for this char suck :({x~
Text
Your Deity: Nobody{x
...So does that make this char an athiest?{x
~
Sender Frad~
Date Sat Jan 3 13:22:39 2009~
Stamp 1231017759
To all~
Subject hah{x~
Text
Daygr lights A Giant DooB (/\/\/\/\) and holds it.{x
~
Sender Ino~
Date Sat Jan 3 18:34:41 2009~
Stamp 1231036481
To all~
Subject feel the love{x~
Text
[OOC] Fesdor 'go kill yourself'{x
im feeeling it!{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Jan 4 07:03:29 2009~
Stamp 1231081409
To all~
Subject fesdor{x~
Text
He's Dr; Fesdor Kavorkian, you didn't know?{x
Muhah{x
bree{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Jan 5 13:26:29 2009~
Stamp 1231190789
To all~
Subject pwned.{x~
Text
[IMM] Digaaz 'W3rd.'{x
[IMM] Fesdor 'don't be spellin my name backwards with numbers'{x
{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Jan 5 15:09:03 2009~
Stamp 1231196943
To all~
Subject omg{x~
Text
[OOC] Daygr 'i rent motel rooms and take a handfull of exxlax and a handfull of moose tranqs'{x
~
Sender Lark~
Date Sat Jan 24 00:02:19 2009~
Stamp 1232784139
To all~
Subject enforcin{x~
Text
[OOC] Kral 'bbiab ggoing to get my cock sucked'{x
[OOC] You 'tell airian i said hi'{x
~
Sender Lark~
Date Thu Jan 29 13:09:10 2009~
Stamp 1233263350
To all~
Subject nice quest{x~
Text
LardasS says 'Seek Golem out somewhere in the vicinity of *-Conquest-* Clan Hall Entrance!'{x
[.....IFL.....][TARGET] Golem is here, coughing and spewing.{x
You can't fight your own clan members.{x
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Tue Feb 3 00:21:41 2009~
Stamp 1233649301
To all~
Subject yeaww{x~
Text
[ Cdr - [^Audentia^]] Lucidvein 'how did your std hunt go'{x
[ Cdr - [^Audentia^]] Lucidvein 'speaking of appetizing'{x
[CLAN] You 'I slept with her before'{x
[CLAN] You 'so i know im clean'{x
[CLAN] You 'unfourtunately'{x
[ Cdr - [^Audentia^]] Lucidvein 'ah, my apologies'{x
~
Sender Ugod~
Date Wed Feb 4 19:52:17 2009~
Stamp 1233805937
To all~
Subject woooo{x~
Text
[OOC] Zenus 'not may god have mucher on your soul for i well not'
~
Sender Kral~
Date Fri Feb 6 01:00:51 2009~
Stamp 1233910851
To all~
Subject dicksucking{x~
Text
Fesdor forces you to 'whois whor'.{x
[101 Ogre Nja M] *-Conquest-* CdrWhor will suck your dick for $5{x
[OOC] Whor 'its 10'{x
{x
Fesdor Stands Corrected{x
~
Sender Grim~
Date Sat Feb 7 09:35:50 2009~
Stamp 1234028150
To all~
Subject boredom on mud{x~
Text
Dorle spanks Monkee playfully.{x
[OOC] Dorle 'i was first to spank then monkee'{x
enough said{x
~
Sender Admentus~
Date Thu Feb 12 19:58:43 2009~
Stamp 1234497523
To all~
Subject ick{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'my anus is permaspelled'{x
~
Sender Shryp~
Date Wed Feb 18 13:49:16 2009~
Stamp 1234993756
To all~
Subject Fesdor{x~
Text
Fesdor says 'fuck you I'll force a crash'{x
~
Sender Zoe~
Date Sat Mar 28 03:20:40 2009~
Stamp 1238235640
To all~
Subject easiest quest ever{x~
Text
Urd says 'Vile pilferers have stolen a medallion of Hel from the royal treasury!'{x
Urd says 'My court wizardess, with her magic mirror, has pinpointed its location.'{x
Urd says 'Look in the general area of Midgaard for The Rabid Wolf Inn!'{x
~
Sender Zoe~
Date Mon Mar 30 01:08:29 2009~
Stamp 1238400509
To all~
Subject hell yeah{x~
Text
{x
Damroll: 420 {x
{x
:){x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Mon Mar 30 10:41:41 2009~
Stamp 1238434901
To all~
Subject Ain't it the truth.{x~
Text
[OOC] Ios 'we get more players as the unemployment rate rises'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Fri Apr 3 03:59:03 2009~
Stamp 1238756343
To all~
Subject Hmmm...{x~
Text
The duck moos at you. What could that possibly mean?{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Apr 5 12:36:16 2009~
Stamp 1238960176
To all~
Subject I wonder what's going on in that clan?..{x~
Text
[OOC] Spartanicus 'come to enoch to get this hole ike'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Apr 5 16:10:21 2009~
Stamp 1238973021
To all~
Subject I've learned my lesson.{x~
Text
You have been penalized -1 experience points.{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Mon Apr 6 09:55:06 2009~
Stamp 1239036906
To all~
Subject HAH!{x~
Text
[OOC] Claudia 'tyop'{x
{x
Mortifer, pointing out people's mess ups since day one.{x
~
Sender Digaaz~
Date Mon Apr 6 13:03:00 2009~
Stamp 1239048180
To all~
Subject Mess-up{x~
Text
Mortifer... Mess-up is supposed to have a hyphon. :){x
{x
Digaaz... Correcting your grammar because you made a mistake. :){x
~
Sender Zoe~
Date Mon Apr 13 21:12:07 2009~
Stamp 1239682327
To all~
Subject hah!{x~
Text
it's spelled hyphen{x
:){x
~
Sender Sicarius~
Date Tue Apr 14 21:28:35 2009~
Stamp 1239769715
To all~
Subject honor these days..{x~
Text
[OOC] Spartanicus 'it was nothing personal... it was for airian'{x
.....{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Fri Apr 17 13:26:29 2009~
Stamp 1239999989
To all~
Subject Oh sweet irony{x~
Text
The wall of fire screams as flames erupt along its skin.{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Apr 19 18:51:12 2009~
Stamp 1240192272
To all~
Subject Great first impression{x~
Text
Thyssum spits acid at A Girl.{x
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Thu Apr 30 19:13:54 2009~
Stamp 1241144034
To all~
Subject D.A.R.E.{x~
Text
{x
[OOC] Sakimi 'pot is a gate way drug it leads to carpentry'{x
{x
Stay off drugs or your home might be well maintained.{x
{x
{!V{x{x
~
Sender Vigilanter~
Date Thu Apr 30 23:57:58 2009~
Stamp 1241161078
To all~
Subject ha{x~
Text
{x
Double EXP is on for those who are not you.{x
~
Sender Lantril~
Date Wed May 6 21:06:55 2009~
Stamp 1241669215
To all~
Subject horny{x~
Text
Roq says 'lay me a few times'
~
Sender Lantril~
Date Sun May 17 23:26:33 2009~
Stamp 1242627993
To all~
Subject XXX adults only{x~
Text
You tell Savion 'i keep thinking about tight tiny little pussy'
Savion tells you 'if i could just have sex with mud somehow...'
~
Sender Wriech~
Date Sat Jun 6 11:32:26 2009~
Stamp 1244313146
To all~
Subject metal babble <3{x~
Text
Your fury +=+=+ BUTCHERS +=+=+ A metal babble! [209] {x
A metal babble is DEAD!!{x
You receive 150 experience points.{x
You receive 15 extra experience for having MCCP!{x
Someone has killed a Metal Babble!{x
You get Loki's Boots from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
You get a shimmering white pill from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
You get a pile of money from the corpse of A metal babble.{x
You quickly count your loot: 2 platinum, 87 gold, 71 silver.{x
Ull gives you 525 silver coins for your sacrifice.{x
{x
i have killed the blue babble probably 200+ times, never popped shit. gooooo metal babble!{x
~
Sender Ecnelis~
Date Mon Jun 8 04:59:01 2009~
Stamp 1244462341
To all~
Subject Colonel Essix{x~
Text
Ecnelis's group:
[101 Amt] Ecnelis 64% hp 100% mana 85% mv 368884 xp
[165 Mob] Colonel Essix 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 0 xp
Very nice!
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Tue Jun 16 09:07:00 2009~
Stamp 1245168420
To all~
Subject Just a flesh wound!{x~
Text
Bree's mock wrath would have done 305928 hp damage to you.{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Mon Jun 22 09:15:33 2009~
Stamp 1245687333
To all~
Subject So refreshing{x~
Text
[CLAN] You 'I have killed Frad!'{x
[INFO]: Mortifer grabs Frad's body and brings him down hard over his knee!{x
Frad's spine breaks in half and blood spurts onto Mortifer!{x
~
Sender Fafnir~
Date Mon Jun 22 15:26:34 2009~
Stamp 1245709594
To All~
Subject Sicarius{x~
Text
[OOC] Sicarius 'Ive been playing here for like 6 years, aint too many people on here better than me'{x
{x
Ain't that the truth?{x
~
Sender Fafnir~
Date Mon Jun 22 18:23:53 2009~
Stamp 1245720233
To All~
Subject Sicarius Pt. II{x~
Text
[OOC] someone 'I havnt hid in clahall against anybody'{x
[OOC] You 'you said uh no i'm not coming out you're ghosted lol come find me'{x
[OOC] You 'why do you think i ran into your halls in the first place?'{x
[OOC] someone 'you were ghosted'
[OOC] someone 'I cant attack a ghost'
[OOC] You 'uhuh'
[OOC] someone 'you cant'
[OOC] You 'so that means you hide in your hall until you can?'
[OOC] someone 'not hiding'
[OOC] someone 'waiting'
He is awesome. His words mirror his awesomeness. I am dumbfounded by how awesome he is.
~
Sender Fafnir~
Date Mon Jun 22 18:28:03 2009~
Stamp 1245720483
To All~
Subject Sicarius Pt. III: The Finale{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'you pk someone, then you hide in your hall?'
[OOC] someone 'I didnt fuckin hide you cunt'
[OOC] You 'why don't you go farm?'
[OOC] You 'or plat?'
[OOC] You 'why wait?'
[OOC] someone 'why just galleyvant around with 3 pks I just killed on'
[OOC] Sicarius 'instead of wait for the one talkin shit to unghost'
[OOC] You 'so you were hiding?'
[OOC] Sicarius 'motherfucker'
Finale. I rest my case.
~
Sender Savion~
Date Mon Jun 22 23:20:29 2009~
Stamp 1245738029
To all~
Subject RE: Sicarius{x~
Text
lmfao sic just got smoked by the new guy! XD{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sat Feb 13 17:01:58 2010~
Stamp 1266105718
To all~
Subject Blue <3{x~
Text
You get Loki's Boots from the corpse of A Blue Babble.{x
Hope the blue luck carries over to the real mud!{x
~
Sender Grim~
Date Mon Feb 15 11:12:10 2010~
Stamp 1266257530
To all~
Subject bawn{x~
Text
Bawn's slash misses A silver babble. [0]{x
A silver babble's flash maims Bawn! [27] A silver babble's flash misses Bawn. [0] A silver babble's flash maims Bawn! [27] A silver babble's flash maims Bawn! [27]{x
Bawn hits the ground ... DEAD.{x
I guess everyone cant kill them...{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Fri Mar 12 08:30:29 2010~
Stamp 1268407829
To all~
Subject The EYE!{x~
Text
<AUCTION> [1] Bogy is now taking bids on the eye of a crocodile. < 0 gold >{x
<AUCTION> Ticket [1], Auction stopped: the eye of a crocodile decomposes.{x
The EYE vanished into abiss!{x
~
Sender Hayt~
Date Fri Mar 12 17:11:34 2010~
Stamp 1268439094
To all~
Subject weak sauce{x~
Text
.Z.o.k.u.s.a.i. the Quest Master says 'Thank you, brave Hayt!'{x
.Z.o.k.u.s.a.i. the Quest Master says 'Seek Guard of the .B.a.n.s.h.i. out somewhere in the vicinity of .B.a.n.s.h.i. Hall!'{x
wow. :){x
~
Sender Bobby~
Date Mon Mar 15 23:30:43 2010~
Stamp 1268717443
To all~
Subject Best of people!{x~
Text
Wriech says 'hang tight'{x
Wriech says 'gonna rip my bong'{x
Wriech will be right back!{x
Noghir says 'mudding brings the best of people together'{x
Noghir says 'we got a college professor and a highway patrolman'{x
Noghir says 'and we have our conductor'{x
Noghir says 'say im gonna go rip my bong'{x
{x
Bobby{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Thu Mar 25 11:42:25 2010~
Stamp 1269538945
To all~
Subject Sociapath.{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'heh.. invite a sociopath to a party, he says I'll bring the death'{x
[OOC] Kohjahk 'could you maybe, just bring some dip?'{x
[OOC] Kohjahk 'dip of death?'{x
[OOC] Kohjahk 'fine'{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Wed Apr 7 02:59:58 2010~
Stamp 1270630798
To all~
Subject SLap JOO!{x~
Text
*thwock!* You slap Atheism ringingly.{x
Atheism has lost his link.{x
Damn im stronger than I even could imagine...{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Wed Apr 7 18:57:48 2010~
Stamp 1270688268
To all~
Subject Mob Kleptification{x~
Text
You get A folding cot from a pack of the Aesir.{x
You drop A folding cot.{x
Aziz gets A folding cot.{x
~
Sender Bogy~
Date Wed Apr 7 19:18:24 2010~
Stamp 1270689504
To all~
Subject Sweet joy of the BEGINNING!{x~
Text
[OOC] Jareth 'how do i flee?'{x
~
Sender Bobby~
Date Thu Apr 8 09:39:36 2010~
Stamp 1270741176
To all~
Subject RE: Sweet joy of the BEGINNING!{x~
Text
Wait, you can flee?{x
{x
Bobby.{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Sun Apr 11 17:58:05 2010~
Stamp 1271030285
To all~
Subject The truth finally comes out...{x~
Text
Airian says 'kkk'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Mon Apr 12 12:55:09 2010~
Stamp 1271098509
To all~
Subject Bobby the clan treasurer{x~
Text
This is clearly the problem with our clan funds{x
[ VLr - (Wolfriders)] Bobby 'dude i can sell these leftover blues and get tons of plat for us to upgrade stuff'{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Tue Apr 20 00:47:32 2010~
Stamp 1271746052
To all~
Subject I saved me from myself{x~
Text
You block Vadim's attack with your shield wall.{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Fri Apr 23 21:56:32 2010~
Stamp 1272081392
To all~
Subject The efficiency of hide/sneak{x~
Text
[.H.T.........] someone is here.{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Mon Apr 26 23:17:29 2010~
Stamp 1272345449
To all~
Subject You know you've done something wrong when...{x~
Text
Hel has forsaken you.{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Fri Apr 30 01:08:25 2010~
Stamp 1272611305
To all~
Subject Mud... what are you trying to tell me?{x~
Text
You get a life from the corpse of An Underworld guard.{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Wed May 5 01:48:05 2010~
Stamp 1273045685
To all~
Subject Giggity..{x~
Text
[OOC] Dolus '" Finger xavior "'{x
~
Sender Airian~
Date Fri May 7 19:29:54 2010~
Stamp 1273282194
To all~
Subject pimps....{x~
Text
You get Gold teeth from the corpse of A pimp.{x
~
Sender Mirage~
Date Wed May 19 20:36:37 2010~
Stamp 1274322997
To all~
Subject Soo wrong{x~
Text
[OOC] Cord 'lol ill log at 90 till u leave... im such a tease arn't i tear'{x
{x
[OOC] You 'hey u cant be the mud tease thats my job :P'{x
[OOC] Cord 'haha i got something he wants u can't give him'{x
The beginning of a beautiful relationship for Cord and Tear I think. . . .{x
~
Sender Bobby~
Date Fri May 21 14:48:58 2010~
Stamp 1274474938
To kohjakh bobby phear sirensu kronos~
Subject focus group{x~
Text
[101 Fde] Dusk 81% hp 100% mana 92% mv 545499 xp{x
[101 Sbl] Soltek 65% hp 100% mana 74% mv 181801 xp{x
[101 Hdr] Sphynx 70% hp 2% mana 99% mv 122716 xp{x
[101 Pdn] Kaziganthi 82% hp 96% mana 89% mv 646454 xp{x
[101 Sbl] Corsair 95% hp 63% mana 52% mv 140209 xp{x
[101 Dpn] Nimpf 73% hp 100% mana 96% mv 111151 xp{x
[101 Wlk] Bobby 79% hp 10% mana 54% mv 118314 xp{x
[101 Asn] Ransom 49% hp 100% mana 99% mv 136378 xp{x
[110 Gla] Tas 97% hp 96% mana 99% mv 1000 xp{x
[101 Fde] Roq 69% hp 15% mana 29% mv 326276 xp{x
[101 Wlk] Esgaroth 93% hp 83% mana 56% mv 135296 xp{x
~
Sender Vadim~
Date Sat May 29 18:42:46 2010~
Stamp 1275180166
To all~
Subject Giggity..{x~
Text
You're facing the wrong end.{x
~
Sender Kohjahk~
Date Sun May 30 07:17:47 2010~
Stamp 1275225467
To all~
Subject WTF?{x~
Text
{x
A bear swings its blade between A FireBreather's legs, nearly splitting him in half.{x
{x
KohKoh Beware{x
~
Sender Malgyr~
Date Sun May 30 08:08:40 2010~
Stamp 1275228520
To all~
Subject Amazing.{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'you should like.. get a binge eating girlfriend with bulimia and take her to some buffets'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sat Dec 11 21:36:08 2010~
Stamp 1292128568
To all~
Subject Don't worry..{x~
Text
Noghir says 'dont worry i have cure serious'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Sun Dec 12 20:14:25 2010~
Stamp 1292210065
To all~
Subject homosexuality{x~
Text
[OOC] Sekhmet 'tear i wanna look at ur gear real fast'{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun Dec 12 20:28:42 2010~
Stamp 1292210922
To all~
Subject The first step is admitance.{x~
Text
Noghir tells the group 'mort if a focus addict'{x
Mortifer tells the group 'heh, there's nothing else to do'{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Mon Dec 13 14:54:12 2010~
Stamp 1292277252
To all~
Subject Rough Sex!{x~
Text
OOC You 'go mirage go'{x
OOC You 'faster ! faster! :))'{x
OOC Mirage 'harder!harder!{x
SOCIAL: You agree absolutely.{x
SOCIAL: Nico snickers softly.{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Wed Dec 15 16:33:47 2010~
Stamp 1292456027
To all~
Subject Consolation.{x~
Text
Mortifer says 'don't worry, when I first started playing I wasn't sure what to do, so I tried talking to the mobs'{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Sat Dec 18 15:37:17 2010~
Stamp 1292711837
To all~
Subject Skuhlk coming out the closet!{x~
Text
He finally admits it. . .{x
[OOC] Skuhlk 'quick! get me a dick tos uck'{x
Yup he's gay!{x
~
Sender Josh~
Date Sun Dec 19 02:18:24 2010~
Stamp 1292750304
To all~
Subject blank{x~
Text
[OOC] Bogy 'screw you guys, i'm going home.'{x
~
Sender Banksy~
Date Wed Dec 29 03:40:43 2010~
Stamp 1293619243
To all~
Subject You learn something new every day.{x~
Text
Sparks from A FireBreather ignite a Battle Falcon's hair!{x
~
Sender Banksy~
Date Wed Dec 29 22:22:51 2010~
Stamp 1293686571
To all~
Subject So descriptive{x~
Text
Urd says 'Seek Something out somewhere in the vicinity of Before the Abyss!'{x
~
Sender Kwit~
Date Tue Jan 4 16:53:02 2011~
Stamp 1294185182
To all~
Subject SOCIAL NETWORKING!{x~
Text
[OOC] Skuhlk 'bogy no offense but you're psychotic you aren't befriending me on facebook'
~
Sender Mucdec~
Date Wed Jan 5 21:10:36 2011~
Stamp 1294287036
To all~
Subject 420{x~
Text
A ZoMbIe's blast of gas does _\|/_CANNABACIOUS_\|/_ things to you! [420]{x
~
Sender Lazaris~
Date Fri Jan 7 17:22:44 2011~
Stamp 1294446164
To all~
Subject admitting is the first step{x~
Text
You say 'he will be a bitch with no death knights'{x
BoGy says 'pfft'{x
BoGy says 'i am a bitch'{x
Now we can start the rehab!{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Fri Jan 28 15:20:36 2011~
Stamp 1296253236
To all~
Subject Funny{x~
Text
[OOC] You '(BoGy) says: i work surrounded by beautiful women'{x
[OOC] Apocalypse 'i work with a fat lady that has enough cottage cheese on one leg to feed cambodia for a year'{x
Thats a FAT momma` :)){x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Wed Feb 16 16:17:50 2011~
Stamp 1297898270
To all~
Subject Funny trade.{x~
Text
You give an improved counterbalanced clumsy glass halberd of the sword to Zsijn.{x
Zsijn says 'pimp'{x
Zsijn gets a flawless shadowsteel bola of disorder, illness, the winter, the falcon and atrophy from Backpack of the Gods.{x
Zsijn gives you a flawless shadowsteel bola of disorder, illness, the winter, the quotes + falcon and atrophy.{x
Zsijn nods. {x
Zsijn says 'good trade'{x
Zsijn puts an improved counterbalanced clumsy glass halberd of the sword in Backpack of the Gods.{x
You put a flawless shadowsteel bola of disorder, illness, the winter, the falcon and atrophy in a pack of the Aesir.{x
~
Sender LeMort~
Date Wed Mar 9 17:07:35 2011~
Stamp 1299715655
To all~
Subject Money Troubles{x~
Text
a pile of money: you can't carry that many items.{x
~
Sender LeMort~
Date Fri Mar 11 14:04:10 2011~
Stamp 1299877450
To all~
Subject Awkward...{x~
Text
[OOC] Zsijn 'i love banging christians'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Mar 13 10:19:47 2011~
Stamp 1300036787
To all~
Subject Yeeha{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'Tatonka, if I get a saddle will you{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Mar 13 11:49:13 2011~
Stamp 1300042153
To all~
Subject Koh revision{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'Tatonka, if i get a saddle will you let me ride you?'{x
~
Sender Delete~
Date Sun Mar 27 23:08:25 2011~
Stamp 1301292505
To all~
Subject Heroin is a hell of a drug.{x~
Text
Heroin's blow smashes through your chest, caving in half your ribcage.{x
~
Sender Sakimi~
Date Thu Mar 31 20:44:29 2011~
Stamp 1301625869
To all~
Subject Bree{x~
Text
[OOC] Bree 'than i remembered that i was homosexual'{x
now we know{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Apr 10 15:22:13 2011~
Stamp 1302470533
To all~
Subject haha{x~
Text
Nico hits the ground ... DEAD.{x
Bree :)P{x
~
Sender Shryp~
Date Sat Apr 23 14:59:11 2011~
Stamp 1303592351
To All~
Subject Bree{x~
Text
[OOC] Bree 'test ports are for steers and queers'{x
{x
[[ Does Stuff ] --> NoPK <-- ---] Bree is on the test port{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Sun May 8 11:32:29 2011~
Stamp 1304875949
To all~
Subject Makes perfect sense{x~
Text
Black : 11 /50{x
Your energy drain ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ the snail! [940]{x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Tue May 10 00:45:00 2011~
Stamp 1305009900
To all~
Subject Winning!{x~
Text
|> Magic Power : 0 -106 25106 Sor: 0 Max: + 0%<|{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Wed Jun 15 16:17:22 2011~
Stamp 1308176242
To all~
Subject Hah!{x~
Text
You grant Satan , The Fallen Angel the favor of your god.{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Tue Jun 21 14:02:25 2011~
Stamp 1308686545
To all~
Subject No Thank You{x~
Text
[OOC] Twitcher 'anyone wanna see my crevice?'{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Wed Jun 22 14:22:40 2011~
Stamp 1308774160
To all~
Subject Hot immortal on mortal action{x~
Text
Grim kisses you, and you feel a sudden rush of adrenaline.{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Thu Jun 23 14:36:52 2011~
Stamp 1308861412
To all~
Subject I need an adult!{x~
Text
Nico gives you a bottle of rotgut.{x
Nico forces you to 'drink bott'.{x
You drink vodka from a bottle of rotgut.{x
You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*{x
Nico says 'i like getting boys like you drunk'{x
Nico winks suggestively.{x
Nico gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply.{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Sat Jun 25 02:22:08 2011~
Stamp 1308990128
To all~
Subject Conjure Wrath Fail{x~
Text
You conjure forth a rubber chicken by accident!{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Sun Jun 26 16:12:15 2011~
Stamp 1309126335
To all~
Subject That's cheating!{x~
Text
Urd disappears in a mushroom cloud.{x
~
Sender Mortifork~
Date Sun Jun 26 16:23:06 2011~
Stamp 1309126986
To all~
Subject That's it?{x~
Text
Nico's slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to Underworld peddler! [6778130]{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Jun 26 21:01:47 2011~
Stamp 1309143707
To all~
Subject Mort!{x~
Text
[GRATS] Mortifork 'skies and skies being spelt the same'{x
[OOC] Mortifork 'skies, like the kind you wear on your feet when you go skiing and skies like more than one sky'{x
[OOC] You 'dude that's skis '{x
[OOC] Mortifork '.. wait, that's skis isn't it?'{x
Classic.{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sun Jun 26 21:03:14 2011~
Stamp 1309143794
To all~
Subject winning!{x~
Text
[OOC] Shryp 'i never thought i would say this'{x
[OOC] Shryp 'but bree is right{x
YES!{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Thu Jul 14 15:23:31 2011~
Stamp 1310678611
To all~
Subject heh{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'you were resisting everything'{x
[OOC] You 'even anal?'{x
[OOC] Mortifork 'especially anal'{x
[OOC] Mortifork 'not in the mood today'{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Fri Jul 15 17:07:35 2011~
Stamp 1310771255
To all~
Subject Use the Force Luke{x~
Text
Testo says 'thanks obree-one kenobi'{x
Just don't turn to the darkside!{x
~
Sender Faust~
Date Sat Jul 16 01:37:07 2011~
Stamp 1310801827
To all~
Subject Even merchants have their limits{x~
Text
buy 2000*mana{x
The Wizened Apothecary tells you 'Nice try, jackass!'.{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sat Jul 16 18:05:17 2011~
Stamp 1310861117
To all~
Subject Faust{x~
Text
[IMM] Faust 'heh, almost ate my glory hole'{x
[IMM] Faust 'wow, that sounded wrong'{x
Yes!{x
~
Sender Faust~
Date Mon Jul 18 21:14:11 2011~
Stamp 1311045251
To all~
Subject Enchant Fail.{x~
Text
Your eyes flash green.{x
A Falx of Loki shivers violently and explodes!{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sat Jul 23 10:14:22 2011~
Stamp 1311437662
To all~
Subject lulz{x~
Text
[OOC] Nico 'could, you mean :-P{x
OOC] You 'lol yeah could'{x
[OOC] You 'thanks for crushing my soul again'{x
[OOC] Nico 'my pleasure'{x
SOCIAL: Nico snickers softly.{x
Big meanie!!{x
Bree, crushed by Nico, FATALITY, Nico wins.{x
~
Sender Faust~
Date Fri Jul 29 13:12:15 2011~
Stamp 1311966735
To all~
Subject Mmmm... Frosting...{x~
Text
Carson says 'Your weapon is now permanently frosting, Faust!'{x
~
Sender Faust~
Date Mon Aug 8 00:34:15 2011~
Stamp 1312785255
To all~
Subject Fail...{x~
Text
set char faust class nonja{x
~
Sender Helios~
Date Tue Aug 9 17:15:47 2011~
Stamp 1312931747
To all~
Subject sadface D:{x~
Text
Your divine power +=+=+ BUTCHERS +=+=+ A metal babble! [249]
Your divine power ^*^*^ ERADICATES ^*^*^ A metal babble! [272]
Your divine power ^*^*^ ERADICATES ^*^*^ A metal babble! [293]
Your chop -=-=- ANNIHILATES -=-=- A metal babble! [196]
Your divine power ^*^*^ ERADICATES ^*^*^ A metal babble! [277]
Your chop +=+=+ BUTCHERS +=+=+ A metal babble! [224]
Your divine power ^*^*^ ERADICATES ^*^*^ A metal babble! [276]
Your chop +=+=+ BUTCHERS +=+=+ A metal babble! [202]
A metal babble's fury =+= DISFIGURES =+= you! [94]
A metal babble's fury =+= DISFIGURES =+= you! [94]
A metal babble's fury >>> OBLITERATES <<< you! [111]
A metal babble's fury >>> OBLITERATES <<< you! [111]
A metal babble's fury >>> OBLITERATES <<< you! [111]
A metal babble is more dead than alive. [ ]
[3335/10669hp][4401/4401mp][1005/1075mv][2324][5168tnl][3]
*** Asgardian Nightmare is crashing! Attemping recovery! ***
s
~
Sender Zoe~
Date Wed Aug 10 10:05:40 2011~
Stamp 1312992340
To all~
Subject uh.{x~
Text
The shadow guard lifts its hind leg, and pees on your feet.{x
{x
how rude.{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Fri Aug 12 13:50:50 2011~
Stamp 1313178650
To all~
Subject Girls secret ;){x~
Text
[ASK] Arduwyn 'does Swallow stance have the same damage reduction as dragon?'{x
[ANSWER] Zoe 'no, it helps you be popular with guys.'{x
SOCIAL: Morgene snickers softly.{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Sat Aug 13 20:11:56 2011~
Stamp 1313287916
To all~
Subject Winning{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'so whos giving me head again?'{x
[OOC] Arduwyn 'every always assumes I'll do it...'{x
[OOC] Arduwyn 'but THIS IS THE LAST TIME'{x
[OOC] You 'ok, this next hour of exp mod's are curtosy of Ard's head giving ablity'{x
~
Sender Helios~
Date Mon Aug 15 20:57:18 2011~
Stamp 1313463438
To all~
Subject ah good times{x~
Text
[OOC] Veldrik 'uh ish'
[OOC] Veldrik 'I know your'e drunk'
[OOC] Veldrik 'but I just gave a patch to aginor'
[OOC] The Betrayer of Hope 'ngr you fked'\
[OOC] You 'haha'
[OOC] Veldrik 'fuck'
~
Sender Bree~
Date Tue Aug 16 20:51:27 2011~
Stamp 1313549487
To all~
Subject new catagory on porn sites{x~
Text
[OOC] Nico 'gay mud porn is the best'{x
~
Sender Roq~
Date Mon Sep 5 23:08:07 2011~
Stamp 1315285687
To all~
Subject DIE!{x~
Text
Your backstab ^+^+^ SEVERS ^+^+^ Allah! [905]{x
Allah is DEAD!!{x
{x
{x
rofl :){x
~
Sender Marduk~
Date Wed Oct 19 11:52:05 2011~
Stamp 1319046725
To all~
Subject alchemist??{x~
Text
[OOC] Ike 'heh this makes me want a alchemist'{x
~
Sender Noghir~
Date Wed Nov 2 13:28:13 2011~
Stamp 1320262093
To all~
Subject Bobby's take on Roq{x~
Text
Bobby says 'i wish i had a babble for every time roq went afk to smoke a bowl'{x
~
Sender BoGdan~
Date Fri Nov 18 09:57:09 2011~
Stamp 1321635429
To all~
Subject Retarded!{x~
Text
Along the Eastern Road{x
The Checkpoint{x
That really did HURT!{x
That really did HURT!{x
You have been KILLED!!{x
{x
Temple{x
The Temple of Hel{x
~
Sender Helios~
Date Tue Nov 22 07:19:25 2011~
Stamp 1321971565
To all~
Subject boom goes the dynomite{x~
Text
[QGOSSIP] Skahld 'Helios with 10 Points, everybody else with zilch'
~
Sender Roq~
Date Sun Nov 27 16:37:46 2011~
Stamp 1322437066
To all~
Subject wow :){x~
Text
A white dragon says 'I want to go down on you'{x
~
Sender Mort~
Date Tue Dec 6 11:53:56 2011~
Stamp 1323197636
To all~
Subject Traumatic Experiences While Mudding{x~
Text
Bobby tells the group 'after what that babble did to me i feel like crying'{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Tue Dec 13 05:30:45 2011~
Stamp 1323779445
To all~
Subject Tas{x~
Text
Sharp sceptre of Tas glows purple, then disappears..{x
~
Sender Marduk~
Date Wed Dec 14 06:55:03 2011~
Stamp 1323870903
To all~
Subject Ajk and the FireBreather{x~
Text
--> Ajk got toasted by A FireBreather at The Metaphysician {x
~
Sender Mortifer~
Date Wed Dec 14 07:46:54 2011~
Stamp 1323874014
To all~
Subject Thanks MUD...{x~
Text
You can't be any more alone.{x
~
Sender Roq~
Date Fri Dec 16 01:38:10 2011~
Stamp 1324024690
To all~
Subject LOL{x~
Text
Skahld says 'I know your time zone, and sometimes... I print your pics off of face book, cut your face off the pics, and paste it on to the faces of girls in nude-mags.. then let my hand sing me a lullaby'{x
~
Sender Marduk~
Date Thu Dec 22 11:24:56 2011~
Stamp 1324578296
To all~
Subject shifterthree{x~
Text
Mob echo> Shifterthree has collected a prize from the Christmas Tree!!!!{x
~
Sender Mort~
Date Wed Dec 28 23:59:05 2011~
Stamp 1325141945
To all~
Subject Ninja Babble{x~
Text
{x
NINJA BABBLE's backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! [2596]{x
NINJA BABBLE's backstab does UNSPEAKABLE things to you! [3961]{x
NINJA BABBLE's stab ----- PULVERIZES ----- you! [881]{x
{x
Do Ninja Babbles really have to hit that hard?{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Fri Dec 30 07:10:08 2011~
Stamp 1325254208
To all~
Subject Tj's remark on Natsu{x~
Text
[OOC] Kohjahk 'they day I gropu with you Natsu, I'll be tied up and tortured and someone else will be at the keyboard'{x
~
Sender Bawn~
Date Mon Jan 2 07:38:17 2012~
Stamp 1325515097
To all~
Subject Bogy, the funny mfocker{x~
Text
BoGy tells you 'u seen too many movies in which the students beat their masters at the end'{x
BoGy tells you 'this is real life son :P{x
You tell BoGy 'HAHA!{x
~
Sender BoGy~
Date Mon Jan 2 07:40:38 2012~
Stamp 1325515238
To all~
Subject Bawn's Completion Quote{x~
Text
Bawn tells you 'i'll take ya one day tho, count it it :P'{x
You tell Bawn 'as long as u dont backstab me when im at 1k hp'{x
You tell Bawn 'id be glad to see u kill me fair and square]'{x
- He omitted that part...**(for those who dont know, back in the days when he first started i taught him how to pk)**{x
~
Sender Iam~
Date Tue Jan 10 00:45:01 2012~
Stamp 1326181501
To all~
Subject First time ever!{x~
Text
You counter a war troll's parry and strike himYour counter -=-=- ANNIHILATES -=-=- a war troll! [157]{x
sorry for poor formatting, I forget how to edit/cancel notes xD{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Apr 23 04:36:41 2012~
Stamp 1335152201
To all~
Subject Meh{x~
Text
[OOC] Ehren 'just saw your post, felt the need to protect my unborn childrens..'{x
Bree{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Apr 23 04:37:53 2012~
Stamp 1335152273
To all~
Subject hehehe{x~
Text
[OOC] You 'you lucky nico removed all my slay and nuke commands'{x
[OOC] Copperhead 'is a good idea on his part'{x
[OOC] You 'cant deny that fo shore'{x
Bree{x
~
Sender Bree~
Date Mon Apr 23 04:46:47 2012~
Stamp 1335152807
To a ll~
Subject hehe{x~
Text
[OOC] Copperhead 'come on we log on to mud we all have to be on something'{x
[OOC] You 'lmfao true story'{x
Bree, killin the quotes tonight :D{x
~