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accuse~
Accuse whom?~
$n is in an accusing mood.~
You look accusingly at $M.~
$n looks accusingly at $N.~
$n looks accusingly at you.~
You accuse yourself.~
$n seems to have a bad conscience.~

ack~
You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
$n ACKS at $s big mistake.~
You ACK $M.~
$n ACKS $N.~
$n ACKS you.~
You ACK yourself.~
$n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~

addict~
You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~
$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~
$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~
You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~

agree~
You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
$n seems to agree.~
You agree with $M.~
$n agrees with $N.~
$n agrees with you.~
Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
$n agrees with $mself, of course.~

airguitar~
You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~
$n air-guitars like Kirk Hammet!~
You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~
$n air-guitars like Kirk Hammet!~
$n air-guitars like Kirk Hammet JUST for you!~
You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~
$n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Kirk Hammet.~

apologize~
You apologize for your behavior.~
$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
You apologize to $M.~
$n apologizes to $N.~
$n apologizes to you.~
You apologize to yourself.~
$n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~

applaud~
Clap, clap, clap.~
$n gives a round of applause.~
You clap at $S actions.~
$n claps at $N's actions.~
$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~

banzai~
You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.~
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.~
You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.~
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!~
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!~
You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.~
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray.~

bark~
Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks like a dog.~
You bark at $M.~
$n barks at $N.~
$n barks at you.~
You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~

bearhug~
You hug a grizzly bear.~
$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~
You bearhug $M.~
$n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.~
$n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
You bearhug yourself.~
$n bearhugs $mself.~

beef~
You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~
$n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~
You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'~
$n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~
$n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~
You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~
$n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~

beer~
You down a cold, frosty beer.~
$n downs a cold, frosty beer.~
You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~
You draw yourself a beer.~
$n draws $mself a beer.~

beg~
You beg the gods for mercy.~
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
$n begs $N for a gold piece!~
$n begs you for money.~
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
$n begs $mself for money.~

bkiss~
Blow a kiss to whom?~
$n blows at $s hand.~
You blow a kiss to $M.~
$n blows a kiss to $N.  Touching, ain't it?~
$n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?~
You blow a kiss to yourself.~
$n blows a kiss to $mself.  Weird.~

bleed~
You bleed all over the room!~
$n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!~
You bleed all over $M!~
$n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!~
$n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!~
You bleed all over yourself!~
$n bleeds all over $mself.~

blink~
You blink in utter disbelief.~
$n blinks in utter disbelief.~
You blink at $M in confusion.~
$n blinks at $N in confusion.~
$n blinks at you in confusion.~
You are sooooooooooooo confused~
$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~

blush~
Your cheeks are burning.~
$n blushes.~
You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
You blush at your own folly.~
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~

boggle~
You boggle at all the loonies around you.~
$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.~
You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.~
$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.~
$n boggles at your ludicrous idea.~
BOGGLE.~
$n wonders what BOGGLE means.~

bonk~
BONK.~
$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.~
You bonk $M for being a numbskull.~
$n bonks $N.  What a numbskull.~
$n bonks you.  BONK BONK BONK!~
You bonk yourself.~
$n bonks $mself.~

boogie~
You boogie down!~
$n gets down and boogies!!~
You grab $M and boogie down!~
$n grabs $N and they boogie down!~
$n grabs you and boogies with you!~
You boogie with yourself.  What a great dancer you are!~
$n boogies with $mself.  Guess no one will dance with $m.~

bottle~
You open up a cold bottle of brew.~
$n opens a cold bottle of brew.~
You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.~
$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.~
$n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.~
You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.~
$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself.~

bounce~
BOIINNNNNNGG!~
$n bounces around.~
You bounce onto $S lap.~
$n bounces onto $N's lap.~
$n bounces onto your lap.~
You bounce your head like a basketball.~
$n plays basketball with $s head.~

bow~
You bow deeply.~
$n bows deeply.~
You bow before $M.~
$n bows before $N.~
$n bows before you.~
You kiss your toes.~
$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~

brb~
You announce that you will be right back.~
$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~
You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~
$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~

brush~
Brush what? Who? Where?~
~
You brush out $S hair for $M.  Very thoughtful.~
$n brushes $N's hair for $M.  Looks better now.~
$n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $m.~
You brush out your hair.  There - much better.~
$n brushes out $s hair.  Looks much better now.~

bully~
You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!~
$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.~
You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!~
$n growls and demands $N's lunch money.~
$n growls and demands your lunch money.~
You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.~
$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???~

bungy~
You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.~
$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.~
You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.~
$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.~
$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.~
You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.~
$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud.~

burp~
You burp loudly.~
$n burps loudly.~
You burp loudly to $M in response.~
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
You burp at yourself.~
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~

bye~
You say goodbye to all in the room.~
$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
You say goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to you.~
You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
$n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~

cackle~
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
You cackle gleefully at $N~
$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~

cannonball~
You cannonball into the pool.   *SPLOOSH*~
$n cannonballs into the pool.   *SPLOOSH*~
You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.~
$n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.~
$n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you.  You are WET!~
You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.~
$n bounces cannonballs off $s head.  Can you say 'nutcase'?~

caress~
Who would you like to caress?~
$n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch.~
You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.~
$n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M.~
$n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you.~
You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?~
$n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!~

catnap~
You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~
$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~
$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~
You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~

cheer~
You cheer wildly.~
$n cheers wildly.~
You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~
$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~
$n cheers you on!~
You cheer yourself up.~
$n cheers $mself on.~

cherish~
You cherish the moment.~
$n cherishes the moment.~
You cherish $M with all your heart.~
$n cherishes $N with all $s heart.~
$n cherishes you with all $s heart.~
You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?~
$n cherishes $mself narcissistically.~

chuckle~
You chuckle politely.~
$n chuckles politely.~
You chuckle at $S joke.~
$n chuckles at $N's joke.~
$n chuckles at your joke.~
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~

clue~
You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~
You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'~
You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~
$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~

clueless~
You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.~
$n chastises everyone for being clueless.~
You chastise $M for being clueless.~
$n chastises $N for being clueless.~
$n chastises you for being clueless.~
You chastise yourself for being clueless.  What a dweeb you are!~
$n chastises $mself for being clueless.  What a dweeb!~

coffee~
You sip from a hot cup of coffee.~
$n sips from a hot cup of coffee.~
You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee.~
$n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee.~
$n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee.~
You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED.~
$n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED.~

comfort~
Do you feel uncomfortable?~
~
You comfort $M.~
$n comforts $N.~
$n comforts you.~
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~

cough~
You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
$n coughs loudly.~
You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?~
You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
$n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~

cower~
What are you afraid of?~
$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~
You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~
$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~
$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~
You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!~
$n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?~

cringe~
You cringe in terror.~
$n cringes in terror!~
You cringe away from $M.~
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
$n cringes away from you.~
I beg your pardon?~
$n cringes at $mself.~

crush~
You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
$n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
$n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
$n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
You crush yourself.  YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~
$n crushes $mself into the ground.  OUCH!~

cry~
Waaaaah...~
$n bursts into tears.~
You cry on $S shoulder.~
$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
$n cries on your shoulder.~
You cry to yourself.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself.~

cuddle~
Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
~
You cuddle $M.~
$n cuddles $N.~
$n cuddles you.~
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~

curse~
You swear loudly for a long time.~
$n swears: @*&^%@*&!~
You swear at $M.~
$n swears at $N.~
$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
You swear at your own mistakes.~
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~

curtsey~
You curtsey to your audience.~
$n curtseys gracefully.~
You curtsey to $M.~
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~

dance~
You dance as only Snoopy can!~
$n does the Snoopy Dance of Joy!~
You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
You skip and dance around by yourself.~
$n dances a pas-de-une.~

dive~
You dive into the ocean.~
$n dives into the ocean.~
You dive behind $M and hide.~
$n dives behind $N and hides.~
$n dives behind you and hides.~
You take a dive.~
$n takes a dive.~

dizzy~
You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~
$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~
You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~
$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~
$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~
You are dizzy from lack of air.  Don't talk so much!~
$n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~

doc~
You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~
$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~
You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~
$n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~
$n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~
You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'~
$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~

doh~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~

drool~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~
You drool all over $N.~
$n drools all over $N.~
$n drools all over you.~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~

duck~
Whew!  That was close!~
$n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~
You duck behind $M.  Whew!  That was close!~
$n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~
$n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~
You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!~
$n tries to duck behind $mself.  $n needs help getting untied now.~

embrace~
Who do you want to hold?~
$n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~
You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~
You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?~
$n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace.  $e looks pretty silly.~

eskimo~
Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?~
$n is looking for someone to rub noses with.  Any volunteers?~
You rub noses with $M.~
$n rubs noses with $N.  You didn't know they were eskimos!~
$n rubs noses with you.~
You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.~
$n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself.~

eyebrow~
You raise an eyebrow.~
$n raises an eyebrow.~
You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
$n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~

faint~
You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~
$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~
You faint into $S arms.~
$n faints into $N's arms.~
$n faints into your arms.  How romantic.~
You look down at your condition and faint.~
$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~

fakerep~
&RYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&R$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&RYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&R$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&R$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&RYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
&R$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~

fart~
Where are your manners?~
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~
You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
$n farts in $N's direction.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~

flash~
You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.~
$n flashes $s naked body at everyone.  Gasp!~
You flash your naked body at $M.~
$n flashes $s naked body at $N.  Aren't you jealous?~
$n flashes $s naked body at you.  Everyone else is jealous.~
You flash your naked body at yourself.  How strange.~
$n is looking down $s shirt and grinning.  Very wierd!~

flex~
You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.~
$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!~
You flex your bulging muscles at $M.~
$n flexes $s muscles at $N.~
$n flexes $s muscles at you.  $n must be trying to impress you.~
You flex your muscles at yourself.  Wow, you are HUGE!~
$n flexes $s muscles at $mself.  How narcissistic!~

flip~
You flip head over heels.~
$n flips head over heels.~
You flip $M over your shoulder.~
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
$n flips you over $s shoulder.~
You tumble all over the room.~
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~

flirt~
Wink wink!~
$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
You flirt with $M.~
$n flirts with $N.~
$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
You flirt with yourself.~
$n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~

flutter~
You flutter your eyelashes.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes.~
You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~
$n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~
You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~

fondle~
Who needs to be fondled?~
~
You fondly fondle $M.~
$n fondly fondles $N.~
$n fondly fondles you.~
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?~
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!~

french~
Kiss whom?~
~
You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
$n kisses $N passionately.~
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~

frown~
What's bothering you ?~
$n frowns.~
You frown at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what $N did.~
$n frowns at what you did.~
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
$n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~

fume~
You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
You stare at $M, fuming.~
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
That's right - hate yourself!~
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.~

gag~
You gag in disgust.~
$n gags in disgust.~
You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~
$n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~
$n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.~
You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.~
$n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret.~

garth~
You will give your weapons away....NOT.~
$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~
You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~
$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~
$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~
You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~
$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!'~

gasp~
You gasp in astonishment.~
$n gasps in astonishment.~
You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
You look at yourself and gasp!~
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!~

gawk~
You gawk at everyone around you.~
$n gawks at everyone in the room.~
You gawk at $M.~
$n gawks at $N.~
$n gawks at you.~
You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~
$n is gawking again.  What is on $s mind?~

german~
You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~
$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!'  What the hell?~
You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer.~
$n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!'  What the hell?~
$n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!'  What the hell?~
You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~
$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!'  What the hell?~

ghug~
GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~

giggle~
You giggle.~
$n giggles.~
You giggle in $S presence.~
$n giggles at $N's actions.~
$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~

glare~
You glare at nothing in particular.~
$n glares around $m.~
You glare icily at $M.~
$n glares at $N.~
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~

goose~
You honk like a goose.~
$n honks like a goose.~
You goose $S luscious bottom.~
$n gooses $N's soft behind.~
$n squeezes your tush.  Oh my!~
You goose yourself.~
$n gooses $mself.  Yuck.~

grimace~
You contort your face in disgust.~
$n grimaces in disgust.~
You grimace in disgust at $M.~
$n grimaces in disgust at $N.~
$n grimaces in disgust at you.~
You grimace at yourself in disgust.~
$n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~

grin~
You grin mischievously.~
$n grins mischievously.~
You grin mischievously at $M.~
$n grins mischievously at $N.~
$n grins mischievously at you. Hrmmm. Wonder what $e's up to.~
You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~

groan~
You groan loudly.~
$n groans loudly.~
You groan at the sight of $M.~
$n groans at the sight of $N.~
$n groans at the sight of you.~
You groan as you realize what you have done.~
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~

grovel~
You grovel in the dirt.~
$n grovels in the dirt.~
You grovel before $M.~
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n grovels in the dirt before you.~
That seems a little silly to me.~
~

growl~
Grrrrrrrrrr ...~
$n growls.~
Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~

grumble~
You grumble.~
$n grumbles.~
You grumble to $M.~
$n grumbles to $N.~
$n grumbles to you.~
You grumble under your breath.~
$n grumbles under $s breath.~

grunt~
GRNNNHTTTT.~
$n grunts like a pig.~
GRNNNHTTTT.~
$n grunts to $N.  What a pig!~
$n grunts to you.  What a pig!~
GRNNNHTTTT.~
$n grunts to $mself.  What a pig!~

hakuna~
Hakuna Matata!~
$n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!'~
You show $N the truth of Hakuna Matata!~
$n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!' with $N.~
$n sidles up to you and cheerily sings 'Hakuna Matata!'~
Hakuna.. what was that word?~
$n reminds $sself 'Hakuna Matata!' and smiles.~

halo~
An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~
An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~
You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.~
$n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.~
$n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.~
An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~
An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~

handcuff~
You pull out a pair of handcuffs.~
$n pulls out a pair of handcuffs.~
You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy.~
$n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?~
$n handcuffs you. This could get interesting.~
You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key.~
$n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key.~

hangover~
You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses.  Ow, your head hurts!~
$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'~
Won't $N be quiet?  Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!~
$n complains to $N 'Be quiet!  I have a hangover!~
$n complains to you 'Be quiet!  I have a hangover!~
You shoosh yourself.  Be quiet!  You have a hangover!~
$n shooshes $mself.  Wow, what a hangover that must be!~

happy~
You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~
You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.~
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~
You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~

hello~
You say hello to everyone in the room.~
$n says hello to everyone in the room.~
You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~
$n tells $N 'Hi!'~
$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~
You greet yourself enthusiastically.~
$n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd.~

hero~
You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.~
$n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.~
You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
$n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
$n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
You try to look heroic.~
$n does $s best impression of a hero.~

highfive~
You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.~
$n jumps in the air by $mself.  Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?~
You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!~
You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive!  Wonder what $e did?~

holdon~
You pause for a moment, hesitant.~
$n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant.~
You hold $M closely, hugging $M.~
$n holds $N closely, hugging $M.~
$n holds you closely, hugging you.~
You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!~
$n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep.~

hop~
You hop around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~
You hop around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~

howl~
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.~
$n howls over the smoking corpse.~
You howl at $M.~
$n howls at $N.  Someone's gonna die!~
$n howls at you.  You must be good looking.~
You howl at yourself.~
$n howls at $mself.~

hmm~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~

hug~
Hug whom?~
~
You hug $M.~
$n hugs $N.~
$n hugs you.~
You hug yourself.~
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~

hum~
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
$n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
$n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~

icecube~
You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.~
With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.~
You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.~
$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.~
$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.~
You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!~
$n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off.~

invite~
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.~
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.~
$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???~
$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~

iwhistle~
You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.~
$n whistles innocently.~
You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.~
$n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.~
$n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.~
You whistle innocently.~
$n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt.~

jsave~
You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
$n announces to you 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
You profess 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~
$n announces 'Jesus saves!  But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~

kiss~
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
~
You kiss $M.~
$n kisses $N.~
$n kisses you.~
All the lonely people :(~
~

lag~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~

laugh~
You laugh.~
$n laughs.~
You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~

lick~
You lick your lips and smile.~
$n licks $s lips and smiles.~
You lick $M.~
$n licks $N.~
$n licks you.~
You lick yourself.~
$n licks $mself - YUCK.~

listen~
You listen intently.~
$n listens intently.~
You listen intently to what $E is saying.~
$n listens intently to what $N is saying.~
$n listens intently to what you are saying.~
You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.~
$n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice.~

love~
You love the whole world.~
$n loves everybody in the world.~
You tell your true feelings to $N.~
$n whispers softly to $N.~
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~

maim~
Who do you want to maim?~
$n is looking for someone to maim.~
You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~
$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~
$n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~

marvelous~
You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~

massage~
Massage what?  Thin air?~
~
You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
$n massages $N's shoulders.~
$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~

meow~
MEOW.~
$n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~
You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~
$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~
$n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.~
You meow like a kitty cat.~
$n meows like a kitty cat.~

mmm~
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~

moan~
You start to moan.~
$n starts moaning.~
You moan at the sight of $M.~
$n moans at the sight of $M.~
$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
You moan at yourself.~
$n makes $mself moan.~

mooch~
You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
$n says 'Spare change?'~
You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~
$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
$n says 'Spare change?'~

moocow~
You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
You make cow noises at $M.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~
$n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~

moon~
Gee your butt is big.~
$n moons the entire room.~
You show your big butt to $M.~
$n shows $s big butt to $N.  Find a paddle, quick!~
$n shows $s big ugly butt to you.  How do you like it?~
You moon yourself.~
$n moons $mself.  Ugliest butt you ever saw.~

mosh~
You MOSH insanely about the room.~
$n MOSHES insanely about the room.~
You MOSH $M into a pile of Jello pudding.  Ewww!~
$n MOSHES $N into Jello pudding.  Ah, the blood!~
$n MOSHES you into the ground.~
You MOSH yourself.  Ah the blood!~
$n MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES...~

muhaha~
You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
Muhaha at yourself??  Wierd.~
~

mwalk~
You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~
$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~
You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~
$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~
$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~
You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~
$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~

nail~
You nibble nervously on your nails.~
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
You nibble nervously on your nails.~
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!~
You nibble nervously on your nails.~
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~

nasty~
You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.~
$n does the nasty solo? -- wow.~
You do the nasty with $M.~
$n does the nasty with $N.  Find a firehose quick!~
$n does the nasty with you.  How do you like it?~
You do the nasty with yourself.~
$n does the nasty with $mself.  Hoo boy.~

ni~
You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~

nibble~
Nibble on whom?~
~
You nibble on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on your ear.~
You nibble on your OWN ear.~
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~

nod~
You nod up and down.~
$n nods up and down.~
You nod in recognition to $M.~
$n nods in recognition to $N.~
$n nods in recognition to you.  You DO know $m, right?~
You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?~
$n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.~

noogie~
You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~
$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~
You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.~
$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.~
$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.~
You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!~
$n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!~

nose~
Gee your nose is big.~
$n noses around in your business.~
You lick $N playfully on the tip of $S nose.~
$n licks $N playfully on the tip of $S nose.~
$n licks you playfully on the tip of your nose.~
You wiggle your nose.~
$n wiggles $s nose.~

nudge~
Nudge whom?~
~
You nudge $M.~
$n nudges $N.~
$n nudges you.~
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~

nuke~
Who do you want to nuke?~
$n tries to put something in the microwave.~
You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.~
$n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N.  Uh oh!~
$n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.~
You nuke yourself.~
$n puts $mself in the microwave.~

nuzzle~
Nuzzle whom?~
~
You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
~

ogle~
Whom do you want to ogle?~
~
You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~
$n ogles $N.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
$n ogles you.  Guess what $e is thinking about?~
You ogle yourself.  You may just be too wierd for this mud.~
$n ogles $mself.  Better hope that $e stops there.~

ohno~
Oh no!  You did it again!~
Oh no!  $n did it again!~
You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~

oink~
You make pig noises.  OINK!~
$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~
You make pig noises at $M.  OINK!~
$n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~
$n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~
You make pig noises.  OINK!~
$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~

ooo~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~

pat~
Pat whom?~
~
You pat $N on $S head.~
$n pats $N on $S head.~
$n pats you on your head.~
You pat yourself on your head.  Aren't you proud?~
$n pats $mself on the head.  $e is proud of $mself!~

peck~
You peck for seeds on the ground.~
$n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~
$n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~
$n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
$n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~

peer~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
You peer at $M quizzically.~
$n peers at $N quizzically.~
$n peers at you quizzically.~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~

phaser~
You aim your phasers at everyone in the room.~
$n aims a phaser at everyone in the room.  LOOK OUT!~
You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M.~
$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N.  Uh oh...~
$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you.  Uh oh...~
You aim your phasers at yourself.  Duck!~
$n aims $s phasers at $mself.  Maybe $e's depressed?~

pinch~
You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.~
$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.~
You pinch $S rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches your chubby cheeks.~
You need a pinch of salt.~
$n needs a pinch of salt.~

ping~
Ping who?~
~
You ping $N.  $N is unreachable.~
$n pings $N.  $N is unreachable.~
$n pings you.  Is your server dead or alive?~
You ping yourself. Ooof!~
$n pings $mself. Ooof!~

point~
Point at whom?~
~
You point at $M accusingly.~
$n points at $N accusingly.~
$n points at you accusingly.~
You point proudly at yourself.~
$n points proudly at $mself.~

poke~
Poke whom?~
~
You poke $M in the ribs with a sharp stick.~
$n pokes $N in the ribs with a sharp stick.~
$n pokes you in the ribs with a sharp stick.~
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~

ponder~
You ponder the question.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
You sit down and think deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~

possum~
You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
$n hits the ground... DEAD.~
You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
$n hits the ground... DEAD.~
$n hits the ground... DEAD.~
You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
$n hits the ground... DEAD.~

potato~
You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~
$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~
You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M.~
$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!~
$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!~
You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~
$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~

poupon~
You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~
$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~
You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~
$n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~
$n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~
You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~
$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~

pout~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts at $N.  What did $N do?~
$n pouts at you.  What did you do to $m?~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~

pretend~
You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!~
$n is pretending $e is an implementor again.  *sigh*~
You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.~
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'~
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'~
You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.~
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1.~

propose~
You propose a contract game of bridge.~
$n proposes a contract game of bridge.~
You propose marriage to $M.~
$n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.~
$n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'~
Even you wouldn't marry yourself.~
$n refuses the proposal made by $mself.~

puke~
You puke ... chunks everywhere!~
$n pukes.~
You puke on $M.~
$n pukes on $N.~
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
You puke on yourself.~
$n pukes on $s clothes.~

purr~
MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.~
$n purrs contentedly.~
You purr contentedly in $S lap.~
$n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.~
$n purrs contentedly in your lap.~
You purr at yourself.~
$n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.~

raise~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response to you.~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~

reassure~
You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.~
$n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.~
You hug $M reassuringly.~
$n hugs $N reassuringly.~
$n hugs you reassuringly.~
You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.~
$n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok.~

renandstimpy~
You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~
You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.~
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.~
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.~
You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.~
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself.~

rofl~
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
$n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~

roll~
You roll your eyes.~
$n rolls $s eyes.~
You roll your eyes at $M.~
$n rolls $s eyes at $N.~
$n rolls $s eyes at you.~
You roll your eyes at yourself.~
$n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~

rub~
You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
$n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
You rub your eyes.  Has $N been playing as long as you have?~
$n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
$n rubs $s eyes.  Have you been playing as long as $m?~
You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
$n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~

ruffle~
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
~
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles your hair playfully.~
You ruffle your hair.~
$n ruffles $s hair.~

russian~
You speak Russian.  Yeah, right.  Dream on.~
$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.'  Huh?~
You speak Russian to $M.  Yeah, right.  Dream on.~
$n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.'  Huh?~
$n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.'  Huh?~
You speak Russian.  Yeah, right.  Dream on.~
$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.'  Huh?~

sad~
You put on a glum expression.~
$n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
You give $M your best glum expression.~
$n looks at $N glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
$n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~

salute~
You salute smartly.~
$n salutes smartly.~
You salute $M.~
$n salutes $N.~
$n salutes you.~
You salute yourself.~
$n salutes $mself.~

scold~
You scold everyone for being so naughty!~
$n scolds everyone for being so naughty!~
You scold $M for being so naughty!~
$n scolds $N for being so naughty!~
$n scolds you for being so naughty!~
You scold yourself for being so naughty!~
$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!~

scream~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
$n screams loudly!~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!~
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~

shake~
You shake your head.~
$n shakes $s head.~
You shake $S hand.~
$n shakes $N's hand.~
$n shakes your hand.~
You are shaken by yourself.~
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~

shiver~
Brrrrrrrrr.~
$n shivers uncomfortably.~
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
You shiver to yourself?~
$n scares $mself to shivers.~

shrug~
You shrug.~
$n shrugs helplessly.~
You shrug in response to $S question.~
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
$n shrugs in response to your question.~
You shrug to yourself.~
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~

sigh~
You sigh.~
$n sighs loudly.~
You sigh as you think of $M.~
$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~

sing~
You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
$n has begun to sing.~
You sing a ballad to $M.~
$n sings a ballad to $N.~
$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.~

slobber~
You slobber all over the floor.~
$n slobbers all over the floor.~
You slobber all over $M.~
$n slobbers all over $N.~
$n slobbers all over you.~
You slobber all down your front.~
$n slobbers all over $mself.~

smile~
You smile happily.~
$n smiles happily.~
You smile at $M.~
$n beams a smile at $N.~
$n smiles at you.~
You smile at yourself.~
$n smiles at $mself.~

smirk~
You smirk.~
$n smirks.~
You smirk at $S saying.~
$n smirks at $N's saying.~
$n smirks at your saying.~
You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~

smoke~
You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff.~
$n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff.~
You blow smoke into $S eyes.~
$n blows smoke into $N's eyes.~
$n blows smoke rings into your eyes.~
You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself.~
$n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself.~

smooch~
You are searching for someone to smooch.~
$n is looking for someone to smooch.~
You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
$n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
$n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
You smooch yourself.~
$n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~

snap~
You snap your fingers.~
$n snaps $s fingers.~
You snap back at $M.~
$n snaps back at $N.~
$n snaps back at you!~
You snap yourself to attention.~
$n snaps $mself to attention.~

snarl~
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
$n snarls angrily.~
You snarl at $M.~
$n snarls at $N.~
$n snarls at you, for some reason.~
You snarl at yourself.~
$n snarls at $mself.~

sneeze~
Gesundheit!~
$n sneezes.~
$n sneezes.~
$n sneezes.~
$n sneezes.~
$n sneezes.~
$n sneezes.~

snicker~
You snicker softly.~
$n snickers softly.~
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~

sniff~
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
$n sniffs sadly.~
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~

snore~
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
$n snores loudly.~
$n snores loudly.~
$n snores loudly.~
$n snores loudly.~
$n snores loudly.~
$n snores loudly.~

snort~
You snort.~
$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~
You snort.  Maybe $N would like some?~
$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~
$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.  Like some?~
You snort.~
$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~

snowball~
Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
~
You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
$n throws a snowball at $N.~
$n throws a snowball at you.~
You throw a snowball at yourself.~
$n throws a snowball at $mself.~

snuggle~
Who?~
~
you snuggle $M.~
$n snuggles up to $N.~
$n snuggles up to you.~
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~

spam~
You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself.~
$n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'~
You hurl a can of SPAM at $M.~
$n hurls a can of SPAM at $N.~
$n SPAMS you viciously.~
You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.~
$n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'.  Join in!~

spanish~
You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~
$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.'  Uh oh.~
You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~
$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.'  Uh oh.~
$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.'  Uh oh.~
You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~
$n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.'  Uh oh.~

spank~
Spank whom?~
~
You spank $M playfully.~
$n spanks $N playfully.~
$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
$n spanks $mself.  Kinky!~

spin~
You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
$n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
You spin $M on one finger.~
$n spins $N on $s finger.~
$n spins you around on $s finger.~
You spin yourself around and around and around....~
$n spins $mself around and around and around...~

squeal~
You squeal with delight.~
$n squeals with delight.~
You squeal at $M.~
$n squeals at $N.  Wonder why?~
$n squeals at you.  You must be doing something good.~
You squeal at yourself.~
$n squeals at $mself.~

squeeze~
Where, what, how, whom?~
~
You squeeze $M fondly.~
$n squeezes $N fondly.~
$n squeezes you fondly.~
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
$n squeezes $mself.~

squirm~
You squirm guiltily.~
$n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $e did it.~
You squirm in front of $M.~
$n squirms in front of $N.~
$n squirms in front of you.  You make $m nervous.~
You squirm and squirm and squirm....~
$n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~

squish~
You squish your toes into the sand.~
$n squishes $s toes into the sand.~
You squish $M between your legs.~
$n squishes $N between $s legs.~
$n squishes you between $s legs.~
You squish yourself.~
$n squishes $mself.  OUCH.~

stickup~
You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold.~
$n says 'This is a stickup.  Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~
You don a mask and ask for $S gold.~
$n says to $N, 'This is a stickup.  Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~
$n says to you, 'This is a stickup.  Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~
You extort money from yourself.~
$n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'~

stretch~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it~
$n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it~

strip~
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~
You perform a sexy strip tease for $M.~
$n performs a sexy strip tease for $M. *PANT*~
$n performs a sexy strip tease JUST for you.~
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~

strut~
Strut your stuff.~
$n struts proudly.~
You strut to get $S attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~

suffer~
No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
$n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~
$n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~
$n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~
No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
$n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~

sulk~
You sulk.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
$n sulks in the corner.~

surf~
You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~
$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~

sweep~
You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made.~
$n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made.~
You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.~
$n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.~
$n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.~
You swirl around in happiness.~
$n swirls $mself around.  Pretty silly, huh?~

swoon~
You swoon in ecstacy.~
$n swoons in ecstacy.~
You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~
$n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~
$n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~
You swoon in ecstacy.~
$n swoons in ecstacy.~

tackle~
You can't tackle the AIR!~
~
You run over to $M and bring $M down!~
$n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~
$n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~

tap~
You tap your foot impatiently.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently.~
You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
$n taps $mself on the head.~

tender~
You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
~
You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~
$n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~
$n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~
You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
~

thank~
Thank you too.~
~
You thank $N heartily.~
$n thanks $N heartily.~
$n thanks you heartily.~
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
$n thanks $mself since you won't.~

think~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.  Maybe $e is thinking of you?~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~

throttle~
Whom do you want to throttle?~
~
You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~
$n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out.  THUNK!~
$n throttles you about the neck until you pass out.  THUNK!~
That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~

tickle~
Whom do you want to tickle?~
~
You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.~
$n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.~
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
You tickle yourself, how funny!~
$n tickles $mself.~

timeout~
You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).~
$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).~
You take a 'T' and offer $M some Gatorade (tm).~
$n takes a 'T' and offers $N some Gatorade (tm).~
$n takes a 'T' and offers you some Gatorade (tm).~
You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).~
$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).~

tongue~
You stick out your tongue.~
$n sticks out $s tongue.~
You stick your tongue out at $M.~
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
$n sticks $s tongue out at you.~
You stick out your tongue and touch your nose.~
$n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose.~

torture~
You have to torture someone!~
~
You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!~
$n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~
$n tortures you with rusty weapons!  What did you DO!?!~
You torture yourself with rusty weapons.  Was it good for you?~
$n tortures $mself with rusty weapons.  Looks like $e enjoys it!?~

tummy~
You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~
$n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~
$n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food.  Please?~
You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~

tweety~
You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
$n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
$n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
$n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~
$n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~

twiddle~
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
You twiddle $S ears.~
$n twiddles $N's ears.~
$n twiddles your ears.~
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~

type~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~

wave~
You wave.~
$n waves happily.~
You wave goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
Are you going on adventures as well?~
$n waves goodbye to $mself.~

wedgie~
You look around for someone to wedgie.~
$n is looking around for someone to wedgie!  Run!~
You wedgie $M.  Must be fun! ~
$n wedgies $N to the heavens.~
$n wedgies you!  Ouch!~
You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.~
$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.~

whistle~
You whistle appreciatively.~
$n whistles appreciatively.~
You whistle at the sight of $M.~
$n whistles at the sight of $N.~
$n whistles at the sight of you.~
You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.~

wiggle~
You wiggle your bottom.~
$n wiggles $s bottom.~
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
You wiggle about like a fish.~
$n wiggles about like a fish.~

wince~
You wince.  Ouch!~
$n winces.  Ouch!~
You wince at $M.~
$n winces at $N.~
$n winces at you.~
You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
$n winces at $mself.  Ouch!~

wink~
You wink conspiratorily.~
$n winks conspiratorily.~
You wink conspiratorily at $N.~
$n winks at $N. Must be something you don't know.~
$n winks conspiratorily at you.~
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~

wish~
You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.~
$n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.~
You wish to be loved by $M.~
$n wishes to be loved by $N.~
$n wishes to be loved by you.~
You wish for more attention.~
$n wishes for more attention.~

worship~
You worship the powers that be.~
$n worships the powers that be.~
You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~
$n prostrates $mself before $N.~
$n believes you are all powerful.~
You worship yourself.~
$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~

wrap~
You wrap a present for your love.~
$n wraps a present for someone special.~
You wrap your legs around $M.~
$n wraps $s legs around $N.~
$n wraps $s legs around you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
You wrap yourself with some paper.~
$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper.  Is it Christmas?~

yabba~
YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~
$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~
You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~
$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~
$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~
YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~
$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~

yahoo~
You do your best Han Solo impression.~
$n exclaims, 'YAHOO!  Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'~
You do your best Han Solo impression.~
$n exclaims, 'YAHOO!  Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~
$n exclaims, 'YAHOO!  Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~
You do your best Han Solo impression.~
$n exclaims, 'YAHOO!  Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'~

yawn~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns at $N.  Maybe you should let them go to bed?~
$n yawns at you.  Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~

yeehaw~
You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~
$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~
You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~
$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~
$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~
You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~
$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~

jump~
You jump up and down with joy!~
$n jumps up and down with joy!~
You make a jumping dance around $N!~
$n makes a jumping dance around $N. $e must be happy.~
$n makes a jumping dance around you. $e must be happy.~
You jump up and down with joy!~
$n jumps up and down with joy!~

slap~
You slap yourself silly.~
$n slaps $mself silly.~
You slap $M.~
$n slaps $N.~
$n slaps you.~
You slap yourself silly.~
$n slaps $mself silly.~

prod~
You prod yourself.~
$n prods the air?~
You prod $M for signs of life.~
$n prods $N for signs of life.~
$n prods you with a stick.~
You prod yourself.~
$n prods $mself.~

macarena~
You do the macarena.   HEYYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~
$n does the Macarena.  HEYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~
You do the macarena with $M.  Kinky.~
$n does the macarena with $N, how kinky.  HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~
$n does the macarena with you.  HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~
You do the macarena.  HEYYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~
$n does the macarena.  HEYYYYYYYYYYY Macarena!~

weee~
You go WWWWWEEEEEEE!~
$n goes WWWWWEEEEEEE!~
You go WWWWWEEEEEEE at $M!~
$n goes WWWWWEEEEEEE at $N.~
$n goes WWWWWEEEEEEE at you!~
You go WWWWWEEEEEEE!~
$n goes WWWWWEEEEEEE at $mself!~

smack~
Whom do you want to smack?~
$n looks around for someone to smack.~
You SMACK $M silly!~
$n SMACKS $N silly! Better move, you could be next!~
$n *SMACKS* you upside the head!~
You run into a wall! OUCH!!~
$n smacks into a wall.~

lapdance~
You look for someone to lapdance~
$n looks for someone to lapdance.~
You straddle $M and perform a sexy lapdance.~
$n straddles $N and performs a sexy lapdance.~
$n straddles you and performs a sexy lapdance.~
You look for someone to lapdance.~
$n really wants to perform a lapdance on someone.~

miss~
Whom do you pine for?~
$n looks like they miss someone.~
You miss $M with all your heart!~
$n misses $N so much they are dying.~
$n misses you very much! Hurry home!~
You miss looking at yourself in the mirror.~
$n looks around for a mirror to kiss.~

undress~
You start to undress! Look who's in the room.~
$n begins to undress! Better look away!~
You start undressing $M! Hope you have a permission slip!~
$n starts to undress $N! Stick around this could be worth your while!~
$n starts to slowly undress you!~
You start to undress. Make sure no one is watching!~
$n begins to undress! Do they know you're in the room?~

karate~
You crouch low in your karate stance.~
$n crouches low in a karate stance! Better steer clear!~
You chop $M with your karate moves. BAM BAM BAM BAM!~
$n chops $N up with $s karate moves! BAM BAM BAM BAM!~
$n chops you up with $s karate moves! Better pick the pieces of you off the floor.~
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bird~
You flick the birdie.~
$n flicks the birdie.~
You give $M the finger.~
$n gives $N the finger.~
$n gives you the finger!~
You pick your nose with your middle finger. Ahhh...got it!~
$n picks his nose with his middle finger! GROSS!!~

buttkiss~
You look for someone's butt to kiss.~
$n looks for someone's butt to kiss. What a Brownoser.~
You try your best to kiss up to $N~
$n tries his best to kiss $N's ass.~
$n tries to kiss your ass.~
You try to kiss your own ass! You really are desperate!~
$n tries to kiss $s own ass! What a pig!~

spiton~
You spit on the ground.~
$n spits on the ground.~
You spit on $M.~
$n spits on $N. ~
$n spits on you.~
You spit on your feet.~
$n spits on $s feet. Hrmm... way off!~

waggle~
You waggle your tongue. MMmmm feels good in your mouth.~
$n waggles $s tongue. Seems to be enjoying it.~
You waggle your tongue at $M.~
$n waggles $s tongue at $N.~
$n waggles $s tongue at you.~
You waggle your tongue and get spittle down your chin.~
$n waggles $s tongue and gets spittle down $s chin.~

headbang~
You start headbanging...careful whiplash!~
$n starts to headbang! Watch out for flying hair!~
You headbang into $M! Sparks fly!~
$n headbangs into $N! Ouch! CRACK!~
$n headbangs into YOU! CRACK!~
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grope~
Whom do you want to grope?~
$n looks around for someone to grope.~
You grope $M gently with your trained hands.~
$n gropes $N all over with $s hands. *blush*~
$n gropes you in all your hidden places. ooOOooOOoo!~
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roar~
You roar furiously!~
$n roars like a fiend.~
You roar at $M! What did $E do?~
$n roars at $N! Steer clear, $n is having a bad hair day.~
$n roars at you! $e must think $e is a lion.~
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beat~
You beat your fists against a wall.~
$n beats $s fists against the wall.~
You start punching $m in the face.~
$n starts punching $N in the face.~
$n starts punching you in the face!~
You start punching yourself in the face.~
$n starts punching $mself in the face.~

fruff~
Whom do you want to fruff?~
$n looks around for someone to fruff!~
You fruff $M till $E falls down giggling.~
$n fruffs $N till $E falls down giggling.~
$n fruffs you till you fall down giggling!~
You try to fruff yourself and almost break your neck.~
$n tries to fruff $Mself and almost breaks $s neck~

bf~
You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly.~
$n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly.~
You tie a blindfold securely about $S head.~
$n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there.~
$n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing.~
You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next.~
sed $n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next.~

unf~
You *uNF* the air. Secksi.~
$n *uNF*s the air.~
You *uNF* $M like a wild bull.~
$n *uNF*s $N like a wild bull.~
$n *uNF*s you like a wild bull.~
You *uNF* yourself, kinky-sexy-like.~
$n *uNF*s $mself, kinky-sexy-like.~

luck~
You feel lucky!~
$n feels lucky.~
You wish $M luck on $S journey.~
$n wishes $N on $S journey.~
$n wishes you luck on your journey! GODSPEED!~
You wished you had better luck with everything.~
$n laments $s bad luck.~

hiss~
You hiss.~
$n hisses! $e must think $e's a cat.~
You hiss at $M! Get your claws ready.~
$n hisses at $N and rakes the air! Cat fight cat fight!~
$n hisses at you and rakes the air!~
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frag~
You shout FRAG FRAG FRAG!~
$n shouts FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!~
You shout FRAG FRAG FRAG into $S face.~
$n shouts FRAG FRAG FRAG into $N's face.~
$n shouts FRAG FRAG FRAG into your face!~
FRAG FRAG FRAG!~
$n shouts FRAG FRAG FRAG at $mself.~

pet~
You look for someone to pat on the head.~
$n pats himself on the head.~
You pat $M on the head.~
$n pats $N on the head.~
$n pats you on the head.~
You pat yourself on the head.~
$n pats $mself on the head.~

blah~
You say blah!~
$n says blah!~
You say blah to $M.~
$n says blah to $N.~
$n says blah to you.~
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jam~
You play a groovin' riff.~
$n plays a groovin' riff.~
You try to impress $M with your groovin' riffs.~
$n shows off their groovin' riffs to $N.~
$n tries to impress you with $s groovin' riffs.~
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suck~
You suck so bad you want to die.~
$n sucks so bad $e looks as if $e wants to die.~
You suck $M gently with your mouth and tongue. Yum!~
$n sucks $N gently with $s mouth and tongue! Aren't we jealous?~
$n sucks you gently with $s mouth and tongue. Wouldn't YOU like to know where?~
You suck your thumb. Awwww....~
$n sucks $s thumb. Awwww... wassa matter?~

kickass~
You kick some serious ass.~
$n kicks some serious ass! Give $m a round of applause!~
You kick $S ass all the way to hell and back!~
$n kicks $N's ass all the way to hell and back!  You watch awe stricken.~
$n kicks your ass so badly you wish you were dead!~
You suck so bad you kick your own ass.~
$n sucks so bad, $e kicks $s own ass.~

huggle~
You look around for that special someone to huggle.~
$n looks around for that special someone to huggle. Could it be you?~
You huggle $M.~
$n huggles $N.~
$n huggles you. ~
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tantrum~
You throw a hissy fit!~
$n throws a hissy fit! Spit flies and heads roll!~
You throw a tantrum directed towards $N.~
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m0an~
You m0an like a slut.~
$n m0ans like a slut.~
You m0an at the sight of the seckzi $N.~
$n m0ans at the sight of the seckzi $N~
$n m0ans at the sight of you, getting all aroused.~
You m0an as you play with yourself.~
$n m0ans at $mself.~

heh~
You say heh.~
$n says heh.~
You say heh to what $E just said.~
$n says heh to what $E just said.~
$n says heh to what you just said.~
You say heh to yourself. What's so funny huh?~
$n says heh to $mself. Hrmm wonder what's so funny?~

thug~
Who do you want to tacklehug?~
$n wants to tacklehug someone.~
You tacklehug $N and dance on $S tummy.~
$n tacklehugs $N and dance on $S tummy.~
$n tacklehugs you and dances on your tummy.~
You tacklehug yourself, kinky!~
$n tacklehugs $mself, kinky!~

hump~
Hump who?~
$n is looking to hump someone!~
You hump $S brains out!~
$n begins to hump $N's leg!~
$n begins to hump your leg!~
You rub your crotch.~
$n looks at your leg, wonder what $s is thinking?~

eeeek!~
You yell eeeeeeeek! in complete horror.~
$n yells eeeeeeeek! in complete horror.~
You yell eeeeeeeek! at what $N did!~
$n yells eeeeeeeek! at what $N did!~
$n yells eeeeeeeek! at what you did!~
You yell eeeeeeeek! at yourself!  pity.~
$n yells eeeeeeeek! at $mself!~

challenge~
You offer a challenge to everyone.~
$n is looking for a challenge.~
You challenge $N to a deathmatch.~
$n challenges $N to a deathmatch.~
$n challenges you to a deathmatch.~
Out of boredom, you challenge yourself.~
$n challenges $mself.~

wuss~
You yell 'WUSS' for no apparent reason.~
$n yells 'WUSS' for no apparent reason.~
You call $N a wuss.~
$n calls $N a wuss.~
$n called you a wuss! You gonna take that?~
We _know_ you are a wuss.~
$n reminds everyone that $e's a wuss.~

gah~
gah!~
In a loud, stern voice, $n yells to the world, 'gah'.~
You gah $N.~
$n goes gah at $N.~
$n goes gah at you.~
gah!~
In a loud, stern voice, $n yells to the world, 'gah'.~

biteme~
You are looking for someone to bite you.~
$n is looking for someone to bite $m.~
You ask $N to bite you on the ass.~
$n asks $N to bite $m on the ass.~
$n asks you to bite your ass.~
*chomp*~
$n bites $mself.~

wetfart~
Sicko.~
The air fills with the essence of $n's ass. Run away. Fast.~
You moisten the air around $N with the stench of your ass.~
$n moistens the air around $N with the stench of $s ass.~
$n moistens the air around you with the stench of $s ass.~
The air fills the essence of your ass. You in heaven yet?~
The air fills with the essence of $n's ass. Run away. Fast.~

tag~
Whom do you want to tag?~
$n looks around for someone to tag.~
You tag $N!  $E's it!~
$n tags $N!  $N is it!~
$n tags you!  You're it!~
You tag yourself!  You're it!~
$n tags $eself.  Umm....ok.~

kdeath~
To whom do you wish to give the kiss of death?~
$n looks about threateningly...~
You give $M the kiss of death!  $S eyes widen in fear!~
$n gives $N the kiss of death!  Arrivaderci, $N!~
$n gives you the kiss of death!  Arrivaderci!~
You threaten to give yourself the kiss of death, then break your own kneecaps.~
$n threatens to give $eself the kiss of death, then break $m own kneecaps.~

polka~
You break out into an exhilarating polka, what a rush!!~
$n has begun to polka, it was only a matter of time before $e would snap...~
You begin to polka with $M, oooh what a feeling!!~
$n polkas with $N.  Fleeing seems to be a good option.~
$n polkas with you.  What did you do??~
Hrrmph... fine, you polka with youself, sad life...~
$n has begun to polka; this could be the start of something bad...~

bustyhug~
Who do you want to give a big busty hug to?~
$n wants to give a big busty hug, better hope it's you.~
You give $N a big busty hug!~
$n gives $N a big busty hug!~
$n gives you a big busty hug! Lucky.~
You give yourself a big busty hug, you can't survive it!~
$n gives $mself a big busty hug. $e must be VERY lonely.~

leer~
Whom do you wish to leer at?~
$n leers.~
You leer at $M.~
$n leers at $N.~
$n leers at you...hmmmm...~
Ummmm...Fine.  You leer at yourself.~
$n leers...wonder what he's thinking about...~

scare~
Boo.~
$n says BOO!~
You scare $N and $E squirms in terror!~
$n goes BOO at $N.~
$n says BOO to you. You squirm in absolute horror!~
Trying to scare yourself?~
$n scares $mself.~

gross~
eeewwwwwwww, gross!~
$n goes, 'eeewwwwwwww, gross!'~
You go 'eeewwwwwwww' at $N's general direction.~
$n goes 'eeewwwwwwww' to $N.~
$n goes 'eeewwwwwwww, gross!' at you!~
eeewwwwwwww, you're gross!~
$n thinks $e's eeewwwwwwww, gross!~

heroes~
You look out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
$n looks out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
You look out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
$n looks out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
$n looks out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
You look out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~
$n looks out across the mud. 'Right then, anymore heroes?'~

freshmeat~
You brandish your weapon, and yell 'Who wants to be turned into fresh meat?'~
$n brandishes $s weapon, and yells 'Who wants to be turned into fresh meat?'~
You brandish your weapon, lick your lips, and say 'MMMmmmMMMmmmMMM, fresh meat' at $N.~
$n brandishes $s weapon, licks $s lips, and says 'MMMmmmMMMmmmMMM, fresh meat' at $N.~
$n brandishes $s weapon, licks $s lips, and says 'MMMmmmMMMmmmMMM, fresh meat' at you.~
Fresh Meat? MMMmmmMMMmmmMMM!~
$n wants to be fresh meat. Any volunteers?~

dtape~
You pull out a roll of Duct Tape.~
$n pulls out a roll of Duct Tape.~
You Duct Tape $N's mouth shut. Much Better!~
$n just Duct Taped $N's mouth shut! What a great idea!!~
ACK!!!!! $n just Duct Taped your mouth shut!!!~
You Duct Tape your mouth shut. Why is everyone smiling?~
$n just Duct Taped $m mouth shut. Wasn't that nice of $M?~

flagpole~
Who do you want to run up the flag pole?~
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You raise $M up the flag pole! Brings back memories doesn't it?~
$n raises $N up the flag pole. What a bully $n is.~
$n raises you up the flag pole. Brings back memories doesn't it?~
You raise yourself up the flag pole! Having fun?~
$n raises $mself up the flag pole!~

titanic~
You yell as loud as you can "I'm the king of the world!!!"  You look pretty stupid, don't you?~
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You yell to $N "I'm the king of the world!!!!"~
$n yells to $N "I'm the king of the world!!!"~
$n yells "I'm the king of the world!!!" in your ear.  Don't ya wanna smack $m~
You yell as loud as you can "I'm the king of the world!!!"~
$n yells as loud as $m can "I'm the king of the world!!!"~

kneel~
You kneel down and bow your head.~
$n kneels down and bows $s head.~
You kneel before $M with the deepest respect.~
$n kneels before $N and bows $m head with the deepest respect.~
$n kneels before you and bows $s head with the deepest respect.~
You kneel down and bow your head hoping the gods will hear your prayer.~
$n kneels down and bows $s head.~

scratch~
You scratch your head.~
$n scratches $s head.~
You scratch $N where it feels good.~
$n scratches $N.~
$n scratches you where it feels good.~
Feels good?~
$n scratches $mself in uncharted territory.~

hkiss~
So? Kiss someone on the hand then!~
$n wants to kiss someone's hand.~
You take $N's hand and kiss it, how thoughtful!~
$n takes $N's hand and kisses it.~
$n takes your hand and kisses it, what a sweetie.~
You kiss your hand.~
$n makes love to $s hand.~

pounce~
Who do you want to pounce on?~
$n is looking to pounce.~
You pounce on $N, knocking $M to the ground!~
$n pounces on $N, knocking $M to the ground!~
$n pounces on you, knocking you to the ground! ow.~
You fail at an attempt to pounce on yourself.~
$n fails at pouncing on $mself.~

mallot~
Whatcha gonna do with that mallot $n?~
EVERYBODY LOOK OUT!! $n IS SWINGIN AROUND A MALLOT!~
OOF!  Yew just BRaiNeD $N with a great big mallot!~
CRIPES!!  $n just WALLOPPED $N With Uncle Terraphons Magic Mallot!~
HEHEHE...$n Just crushed yer brain pan with a nasty lookin' mallot...HAHAHAHAHA~
Why would you want to do that you MORON?~
$n just smacked $mself in the head with a mallot...What an IDIOT!~

bowl~
You ask everyone in the room, "Who wants to go BOWLING!?"~
$n stands up and asks nobody in particular, "Who wants to go BOWLING!?"~
You take $M by the arm and take $M BOWLING!~
$n takes $N by the arm and takes $M BOWLING!~
$n takes you by the arm and takes you BOWLING!~
Nobody will go BOWLING with you, so you take yourself instead! Ha... you showed them!~
Hmm.. Looks like nobody will go BOWLING with $n.~

darth~
You breathe, "Hoo-brr."~
$n breathes loudly, "Hoo-brr."~
You wave your lightsabre at $M, "You should not have come back, $N. The circle is complete!"~
$n is waving his lightsabre at $N. Who does he think he is, Darth Vader?~
$n waves his lightsabre at you and says, "When I left you I was but the learner, but now Ah Ahm Tha Mastah!"~
Out of nowhere Darth Vader strikes you down! You become more powerful than he could ever imagine.~
Darth Vader just struck down $n! $n becomes more powerful than you could ever imagine.~

washroom~
Oh boy! You really gotta go pee!~
$n looks as if he really has to pee!~
You quietly inquire to $M as to where you could find the washroom.~
$n points to their lower abdomen and asks, "Yo! Where's da can?!"~
$n shyly inquires you as to the location of the nearest washroom.~
What's that smell?????~
What is that God awful smell?!~

slurp~
You make loud slurping noises.~
$n is making loud slurping noises.~
You give $M a long lick! *SLuRP*~
$n gave $N a big slurpy lick!~
$n gives you a long lick! *SLuRP*~
You slurp yourself clean.~
$n slurps $mself clean.~

toaster~
That bad eh?~
$n thinks that the world is ONE BIG TOASTER-NOSE!!!~
A toaster-nose??  Come on, they can't be *that* bad!~
$n points at $N and jumps up and down screaming "TOASTER-NOSE!!!  TOASTER-NOSE!!!"~
$n points at you and jumps up and down screaming "TOASTER-NOSE!!!  TOASTER-NOSE!!!"~
How could you say such a thing to yourself?  ~
$n runs around in circles screaming "I AM A TOASTER-NOSE!!!"~

jig~
You dance a little jig.~
$n dances a little jig.~
You merrily dance a little jig around $N.~
$n merrily dances a little jig around $N.~
$n merrily dances a little jig around you.~
You dance a little jig with yourself.  Oookaay...~
$n dances a little jig with $mself.  Oookaay...~

fall~
You fall down.  What fun!~
$n falls down.  ~
You fall on $M.  What fun!~
$n falls on $N.  Ouch!~
$n falls on you.  Ouch!~
You fall down on yourself.  Interesting.~
$n falls on $mself.  Interesting.~

chomp~
Chomp!~
$n takes a bite.~
You take a bite out of $N.~
$n takes a bite out of $N.~
$n takes a bite out of you. Don't you need that back?~
Chomp chomp!~
$n takes a bit out of $mself.~

stomp~
You look around for something to stomp...~
$n looks around for someone to STOMP!~
You stomp $M into teensy little bits.~
$n stomps $N into a bloody pulp!!!~
$n begins stomping you into the ground!~
You want to bloody such a beautiful face?~
$n brings $s foot to $s face like $e's gonna STOMP it!~

greedo~
Whom do you wish to threaten to turn over to Jabba?~
$n threatens to turn you all into Jabba.~
You show $M your best Greedo impression.~
$n threatens to turn $N over to Jabba.~
$n says to you "Oo-ta goo-ta $N?"~
You threaten to turn yourself over to Jabba.~
$n threatens to turn $mself over to Jabba!~

manly~
You show off your manliness!~
$n is 100% male chauvinist pig!~
You use your best lines on $M.~
$n is drunk and hitting on $N again...~
$n is drunk and hitting on you again...~
Who do you want to show off your manliness to?~
$n considers who to show off to next...~

ribbit~
Ribbit!~
$n goes Ribbit!~
You Ribbit repeatedly at $M.~
$n Ribbits repeatedly at $N.~
$n Ribbits repeatedly at you.~
You Ribbit to yourself.~
$n Ribbits to $mself.~

thrash~
You look around for someone to thrash.~
$n looks around for someone to thrash.~
You thrash $M to within an inch of $S life!~
$n thrashes $N to within an inch of $S life!~
$n thrashes you to within an inch of your life!~
You threaten to thrash yourself unmercifully.~
$n starts threatening himself. Odd...~

taunt~
Whom do you wish to taunt?~
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You taunt $N unmercifully.~
$n taunts $N unmercifully...how mean.~
$n taunts you unmercifully...how mean.~
You taunt yourself.~
$n starts taunting $mself...~

loom~
Whom do you wish to loom over?~
$n looms before you, scowling angrily.~
You loom over $N, frightening $M terribly.~
$n looms above $N, scowling in anger.~
$n looms above you, scowling in anger.~
That would be a little difficult.~
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shakespeare~
You shout, 'A horse! My kingdom for a horse!'~
$n shouts, 'A horse! My kingdom for a horse!'~
You pine, '$N, $N, wherefore art thou $N?'~
$n pines, '$N, $N, wherefore art thou $N?'~
$n pines longingly; '$N, $N, wherefore art thou $N?'~
You wonder to yourself, 'To be? Or not to be? That is the question.'~
$n mutters to $Mself, 'To be? Or not to be? That is the question.'~

gay~
...............................................GAY!~
$n says................................................GAY!~
You say................................................GAY to $M.~
$n says................................................GAY to $N.~
$n says................................................GAY to you.~
$n says to $mself...............................................GAY!~
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spock~
You realize everyone around you is behaving quite illogically.~
$n raises an eyebrow and says, 'Highly illogical.'~
You look at $M and comment, 'Highly illogical.'~
$n looks at $M and says 'Highly illogical'~
$n raises an eyebrow at you, and says, 'Highly illogical.'~
You raise your hand in a Vulcan farewell, and intone 'Live long, and prosper.'~
$n raises $s hand in a Vulcan farewell, and solemnly says, 'Live long, and prosper.'~

tip~
You tip your hat politely.~
$n tips $s hat politely.~
You tip your hat to $M.~
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~
You tip over.~
$n tips over.  Must have been hitting the dwarven ale a bit too much...~

beam~
Your smile is bright enough to attract moths!~
$n &Ybeams&P.~
You smile brightly at $M.~
$n flashes $s pearly whites at $N.~
$n smiles brightly at you.~
You beam a flashlight into your eyes.~
$n shines a flashlight into $s eyes. What the..?~

annihilate~
Whom do you wish to annihilate?~
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&WYour blast ANNIHILATES $M!!! (&R5748 pts&W)~
&W$n's blast ANNIHILATES $N!!! (&R5748 pts&W)~
&W$n's blast ANNIHILATES you!!! (&R5748 pts&W)~
You punch yourself in the face.~
$n punches $mself in the face. Odd..~

sword~
You swing your sword, jump over the blade, and don't even scratch yourself!~
$n spins twice, leaps $s blade, and doesn't even scratch $mself!~
You leap over your spinning blade in an effort to impress $M.~
$n impresses $N with $s sworddancing skills.~
$n dazzles you with $s show of skill, leaping over $s flashing blade.~
You hold your blade to your throat, daring anyone to step closer.~
$n looks suicidal, holding $s blade to $s throat.... huzzah!~

ravish~
Whom do you wish to ravish?~
$n looks around lustily.~
You ravish $N, who moans in ecstasy!~
$n ravishes $N, who screams with pleasure!~
$n ravishes you! You moan with pleasure!~
You mind wanders off in erotic daydreams...~
$n's eyes grow distant and a small smile crosses $s lips...~

shudder~
You shudder briefly.~
$n shudders briefly at the thought of something.~
You shudder at the thought of what $N just said.~
$n shudders in response to what $N has just said.~
$n shudders in response to what you just said.~
You shudder at the thought of what you have just done.~
$n shudders at $s thoughts and/or actions. Talk about a conscience.~

serenade~
You sing a sweet song.~
$n softly strums a lute as $e sings a sweet, sad ballad.~
You sing $N a sweet love ballad.~
$n sings a sweet love ballad to $N as $e strums on a lute.~
$n sings you a sweet love ballad as $e gently strums $s lute.~
You sing softly to yourself as you think of your love.~
$n sings softly to $mself, a far-away look in $s eyes.~

utsac~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)You promise there will be a sacrifice tonight.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)$n promises there will be a sacrifice tonight.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)You will sacrifice $N to the Lord of Darkness.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)$n will sacrifice $N to the Lord of Darkness.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)$n will sacrifice you to the Lord of Darkness.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)You will sacrifice yourself... tonight.~
!!SOUND(utsac.wav)$n will sacrifice $mself... tonight.~

sneer~
You sneer.~
$n sneers.~
You sneer at $M with disdain.~
$n sneers at $N with disdain.~
$n sneers at you with disdain.~
$n sneers at $Mself.  Ok.~
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yoda~
You say, 'Looking?  Found someone you have, I would say, hmmm? heheheh.'~
$n says, 'Looking?  Found someone you have, I would say, hmmm?  heheheh.'~
You warn $N, 'Beware of the dark side.  Anger...fear...aggression.  The dark side of the Force are they.'~
$n warns $N, 'Beware of the dark side.  Anger...fear...aggression.  The dark side of the Force are they.'~
$n warns you, 'Beware of the dark side.  Anger...fear...aggression.  The dark side of the Force are they.'~
You say, 'When 900 years old you be, look as good, you will not, hmmm?  heheheh...'~
$n says, 'When 900 years old you be, look as good, you will not, hmmm?  heheheh...~

baby~
You want to see someone weep like a baby.~
$n wants to scare someone into whimpering like a baby.~
You want to make $N cry for you like a little baby.~
$n says to you, "Cry for me. Cry for me, baby!"~
$n taunts $N, "Cry for me. Cry for me, baby!"~
You have scared yourself into tears.~
$n has frightened himself into crying like a baby.~

myhero~
You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.~
$n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.~
You say to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
$n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
$n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~
You try to look heroic.~
$n does $s best impression of a hero.~

stop~
You suddenly shout "STOP!"; all activity comes to a halt.~
$n suddenly shouts "STOP!"; all activity comes to a halt.~
You tell $N to stop complaining before you slap the hell out of $M.~
$n tells $N to stop complaining before $e slaps the hell out of $M.~
$n tells you to stop complaining before $e slaps the hell out of you.~
You stop.~
$n stops $mself.~

tlaugh~
You wipe tears of laughter from your eyes.~
$n wipes tears of laughter from $s eyes.~
You laugh at $M so hard that tears fill your eyes.~
$n laughs at $M so hard that tears form in $n's eyes.~
$n laughs at you so hard that $s eyes fill with tears.~
You chuckle insanely to yourself.~
$n chuckles insanely to $mself.~

whap~
Whap Whap!~
$n swings a fluffy pillow wildly in the air!~
You pick up a fluffy pillow and whap $M upside the head!~
$n picks up a fluffy pillow and and whaps $N upside the head!~
$n picks up a fluffy pillow and and whaps you upside the head.~
If you want a pillow on your head, why don't you go to bed?~
$n whaps $mself unconcious with a pillow.~

monkey~
You dance around like a monkey.~
$n dances around like a monkey.~
You dance around $M like a monkey.~
$n dances around $N like a crazed monkey.~
$n dances around you like a crazed monkey.~
You hop around like a monkey.~
$n runs around like a crazed monkey.~

whine~
You whine pitifully.~
$n whines pitifully.~
You whine pitifully to $N.~
$n whines to $N pitifully.~
$n whines pitifully to you.  How pathetic...~
You whine.~
$n whines pitifully.~

pants~
You look around for someone to pants.~
$n looks around for someone to pants.~
HEHE You just dropped $N's pants to $S knees!~
$n just pulled down $N's pants for the whole world to see!~
$n cackles gleefully while you stand there with your pants at your knees.~
What an idiot you just dropped your pants showing all your glory.~
$n must be drunk, $e just dropped $s pants.~

bah~
You think long and hard for what to say, and can only come up with "&CBAH&P!"~
$n thinks long and hard for what to say, but only comes up with "&CBAH&P!"~
You yell "&CBAH&P!" outloud at $N.~
$n yells "&CBAH!&P" outloud at $N.~
$n gets close to you and yells "&CBAH&P!" in your ear.~
You grumble to yourself and say "&CBAH HUMBUG&P!"~
$n grumbles to $mself and says "&CBAH HUMBUG&P!"~

lol~
You burst out laughing.~
$n bursts out laughing.~
You burst out laughing at $N.~
$n bursts out laughing at $N's antics.~
$n bursts out in laughter at your antics.~
You giggle quietly to yourself.~
$n giggles quietly to $mself.~

innocent~
You stare innocently at the sky.~
$n stares innocently at the sky.~
You whistle innocently, refusing to meet $N's gaze.~
$n whistles innocently, refusing to meet $N's gaze.~
$n whistles innocently, refusing to meet your gaze.~
You whistle innocently to yourself.~
$n whistles innocently to $mself.~

thwack~
You look around for some one to T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&R!&W!&b!&P~
$n looks around for someone to T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&R!&W!&b!&P~
You T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&R!&W!&b!&P $M with a rolled up newspaper!~
$n T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&WS&R!&W!&b!&P $M with a rolled up newspaper!~
T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&R!&W!&b!&P $n hits you with a rolled up newspaper.~
You brandish a rolled up newspaper and T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&R!&W!&b!&P everyone!~
$n brandishes a rolled up newspaper and T&CH&GW&pA&YC&BK&WS&R!&W!&b!&P everyone!~

tango~
You put a &Rrose&P between your teeth and tango with yourself.~
$n looks around for someone to tango with.~
You put a &Rrose&P between your teeth and tango with $M &Rs&re&Rd&ru&Rc&rt&Ri&rv&Re&rl&Ry&P.~
$n sweeps $N into a seductive tango.~
$n puts a &Rrose&P between $s teeth and tangos with you &Rs&re&Rd&ru&Rc&rt&Ri&rv&Re&rl&Ry&P.~
You put a &Rrose&P between your teeth and tango alone.~
$n dances the tango alone.~

sheesh~
You shake your head and go 'sheeeeeesh...'~
$n shakes $s head and goes 'sheeeeeesh...'~
You shake your head at $N and go 'sheeeeeesh...'~
$n shakes $s head at $N and goes 'sheeeeeesh...'~
$n shakes $s head at you and goes 'sheeeeeesh...'~
You mutter 'sheeeeeesh...' to yourself.~
$n appears to be muttering something to $mself.~

disagree~
You seem to be in a disagreeable mood.~
$n seems to disagree.~
You disagree with $M.~
$n disagrees with $N.~
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clap~
You clap your hands together.~
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together~
You clap at $S performance~
$n claps at $N's performance~
$n claps at your performance~
You clap at your own performance~
$n claps at $s own performance~