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You send your %b%8voidram%0 at $N, but miss $M completely, to your dismay.~
You send your %b%8voidram%0 slamming into $N, knocking a hole in $M.~
You slam your %b%8voidram%0 through $N's body, killing $M instantly!~
$n sends $s %b%8voidram%0 at you, but misjudges and misses you completely.~
$n sends $s %b%8voidram%0 slamming into you, knocking a hole in you.~
$n slams $s %b%8voidram%0 through your body!  You are %1DEAD%0!~
$n sends $s %b%8voidram%0 past $N, missing $M completely.~
$n sends $s %b%8voidram%0 slamming into $N's body, knocking a hole in $M.~
$n slams $s %b%8voidram%0 through $N's body, killing $M instantly.~