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You go 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf.'~
$n goes 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf.'~
You whisper 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf.' softly into $N's ear.~
$n whispers a word with a lot of letters into $N's ear.~
$n whispers 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf.' softly into your ear.~
Schmoo who?~
You chant 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf' over and over under your breath.~
$n chants 'schmooooooovububbbingleschnoidlestopf' over and over under $s breath.~