0 0 5 You cluck like a chicken.~ $n sticks $s arms under $s shoulders and goes 'Cluck-cluck!'~ You peck poor $N in the eye, screaming 'BUK-AAWWWKK!!!'~ $n pecks poor $N in the eye, screaming 'BUK-AAWWWKK!!!'~ $n grabs you by the shoulders, tries to peck your eye out, and screams 'BUK-AAWK!!!'~ Count your eggs again - that one's hatched and has left the room already.~ You peck your eye out in a vain attempt to peck your eye out.~ $n cocks $s head to the side, and pecks around for food, clucking oddly.~
