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You cough loudly.~
$n coughs loudly.~
You cough all over $N, better apologize quickly.~
$n coughs all over $N, poor unfortunate person.~
$n coughs all over you... Ick...~
Trying to spread diseases to non-existant people again, huh?~
You cough softly to yourself, trying to cover a laugh.~
$n coughs softly to $mself, trying to conceal a laugh.~