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You tackle the air.  You don't stand a chance.~
$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air.~
You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.~
$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!~
That person isn't here (lucky for them, it would seem...)~
Tackle yourself?  Yeah, right....~
$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.~