#SOCIALS
watch
You look at your watch.
$n looks at $s watch.
You look back and forth between your watch and $N.
$n keeps looking $N and then $s watch.
$n keeps looking at you and then back at $s watch.
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cross 0 0
You cross your fingers and hope for the best.
$n crosses $s fingers and hopes for the best.
You cross your fingers and give $N the thumbs up sign.
$n cross $s fingers and gives $N the thumbs up sign.
$n crosses $s fingers and gives you the thumbs up sign.
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dismay 0 0
You shake your head in dismay.
$n shakes $s head in dismay.
You shake your head despairingly at $N.
$n shakes $s head despairingly at $N.
$n shakes $s head despairingly at you.
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waggle 0 0
You waggle your eyebrows to comic effect.
$n waggles $s eyebrows, bringing a small chuckle to your lips.
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fume 0 0
You grit your teeth, fuming in rage.
$n grits $s teeth, fuming with barely surpressed rage.
You bite down hard, gritting your teeth at $N in irate fury.
$n grits $s teeth at $N in irate fury.
$n grits $s his teeth at you as $e seethes with irate fury.
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taps 0 0
You tap your foot impatiently.
$n taps $s foot impatiently.
You tap $N on the shoulder in the hopes of getting $S attention.
$n taps $N on the shoulder, trying to get $S attention.
$n taps you on the shoulder, trying to get YOUR attention!
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cheshire 0 0
A devilish grin flits across your face. What are you up to?
$n grins devilishly.
You grin devilishly at $N as an evil plan takes form in your mind.
$n grins devilishly at $N.
$n grins devilishly at you. You better watch your back.
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blink 0 0
You blink innocently.
$n blinks innocently.
You blink innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at you. What is $e up to?
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gack 0 0
You GACK in despair!
$n GACKS despairingly.
You GACK despairingly at $N.
$n GACKS despairingly at $N. What has $E done now?
$n GACKS desparingly at you.
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hogtie 0 0
Who do you want to hogtie?
$n seems to be grasping at air.
You hogtie $N and kick $M several times for good measure.
$n hogties $N and kicks $M repeatedly.
$n hogties and kicks you repeatedly.
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serenade 1 0
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.
$n raises $s voice to serenade the world.
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.
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eyebrow 1 0
You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise your eyebrow at $N.
$n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.
$n raises an eyebrow at you.
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swoon 0 0
You swoon!
$n swoons in absolute ecstasy.
You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.
$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.
$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.
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eyepop 0 0
Your eyes practically pop out of your head.
$n's eyes practically pop out of $s head. What's with that?
You are stunned by $N's actions. Your eyes nearly pop out of your head.
$n's eyes nearly pop out of $s head at what $N just did. You can hardly believe it yourself!
$n's eyes nearly pop out of $s head at what you just did. Maybe you should be more careful!
They aren't here.
Your eyes nearly pop out of your head at the stupid thing you just did.
$n's eyes nearly pop out of $s head as $e tries to contemplate $s own stupidity!
tender 0 0
Kiss whom?
$
You tenderly brush your lips against $S.
$n tenderly brushes $s lips against $N.
$n tenderly brushes $s lips against yours.
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kiss 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
$
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
They aren't here.
All the lonely people :(
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bounce 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around. Isn't $e silly?
You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.
$n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.
$n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.
They aren't here.
You bounce around, smiling happily. How silly!
$n bounces around, smiling happily!
smile 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n smiles happily at $N.
$n smiles at you.
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dance 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n dances wildly before you!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n and $N perform an elegant waltz.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
They aren't here.
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.
cackle 0 0
You cackle insanely.
$n throws back $s head and cackles insanely!
You cackle insanely at $N.
$n cackles insanely at $N.
$n cackles insanely at you. Better keep your distance from $m.
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laugh 0 0
You laugh.
$n laughs.
You laugh at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.
They aren't here.
You laugh at yourself. I would, too!
$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!
giggle 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You giggle in $S presence.
$n giggles at $N's actions.
$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
They aren't here.
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you...
$n giggles at $mself. Isn't $e silly!
shake 0 5
You shake your head negatively.
$n shakes $s head negatively.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
They aren't here.
You shake in your boots. What has you so frightened?
$n shakes in $s boots. Wonder what $e's afraid of!
puke 0 0
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit all over your clothing!
They aren't here?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.
growl 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!
$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!
They aren't here.
You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!
$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...
scream 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!
$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!
$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*
They aren't here.
You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
$n screams loudly at $mself! What an idiot...
comfort 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
$
You wrap your arms comfortingly around $M.
$n wraps $s arms comfortingly around $N.
$n holds you comfortingly.
They aren't here?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n is in need of some consolation.
sigh 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs.
You sigh as you think of $M.
$n sighs at the sight of $N.
$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?
They aren't here.
You sigh at yourself. What did you do wrong?
$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.
sulk 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
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hug 1 5
Hug who?
$
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
They aren't here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.
snuggle 1 5
Who?
$
You snuggle up to $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you. You must be very special.
They aren't here.
You snuggle up. Are you getting tired?
$n snuggles up. I wonder if $e's getting tired?
cuddle 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
$
You cuddle up to $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles up to you. You're just a big teddy bear!
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nuzzle 1 5
Nuzzle who??
$
You softly nuzzle $S neck.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
They aren't here.
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
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cry 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
They aren't here.
You cry to yourself.
$n cries quietly to $mself.
poke 0 0
Poke who??
$
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
They aren't here.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very sheepish.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
accuse 0 5
Accuse who??
$n looks for someone to accuse.
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
They aren't here.
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.
grin 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $N.
$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
They aren't here.
You grin at youself. You must be having very wicked thoughts.
$n grins at $mself. You wonder what's on $s mind.
bow 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
They aren't here.
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.
applaud 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You applaud $N's performance.
$n applauds $N's performance.
$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!
They aren't here.
You applaud yourself. Boy, are you conceited!
$n applauds at $mself. Boy, is $e conceited!
blush 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
You get all flustered at seeing $M.
$n blushes as $e sees $N.
$n blushes as $e sees you. Such an effect you have on people!
They aren't here.
You blush at your own folly.
$n blushes as $e realizes $e made a faux pas.
burp 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp loudly to $M in response.
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.
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chuckle 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
You chuckle at $S joke.
$n chuckles at $N's joke.
$n chuckles at your joke.
They aren't here.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.
cough 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
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curtsey 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.
$n curtseys gracefully for you.
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fart 0 0
Where are your manners?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer...a greenish cloud envelops $n!
You fart at $M. Boy, are you sick!
$n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!
$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air!
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flip 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip $M over your shoulder.
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.
$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.
They aren't here.
You tumble all over the room.
$n does a nice tumbling act.
frown 0 0
You frown unhappily.
$n frowns unhappily.
You frown disapprovingly at what $E did.
$n frowns disapprovingly at what $N did.
$n frowns disapprovingly at what you did.
They aren't here.
You frown disapprovingly at yourself. Poor baby.
$n frowns disapprovingly at $mself. What a sad puppy....
gasp 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what $E did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.
They aren't here.
You look at yourself and gasp!
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!
glare 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares angrily at the world.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares icily at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
They aren't here.
You glare icily at your feet, they suddenly feel very cold.
$n glares at $s feet; what is bothering $m?
groan 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan at the sight of $M.
$n groans at the sight of $N.
$n groans at the sight of you.
They aren't here.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
$n groans at $mself in dismay.
hiccup 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
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lick 0 0
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You delicately lick $N's jawline.
$n delicately licks $N's jawline.
$n delicately licks your jawline.
They aren't here.
You try to lick your own nose.
$n tries to lick $s own nose. Weird!
love 0 0
You stare about dreamily. You must be in love!
$n has a dreamy look on $s face. $e must be in love!
You whisper your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers sweet words of love to you.
They aren't here.
We already know you love yourself (lucky someone does)!
$n loves $mself. Can you believe it?
nibble 0 0
Nibble on who?
$
You nibble delicately on $N's ear.
$n nibbles delicately on $N's ear.
$n nibbles delicately on your ear.
They aren't here.
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pout 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
You pout cutely at $N.
$n pouts cutely at $N.
$n pouts cutely at you.
They aren't here.
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ruffle 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
$
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
They aren't here.
You ruffle your own hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest of the world think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!
shiver 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
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shrug 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You shrug in response to $S question.
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.
$n shrugs in response to your question.
They aren't here.
You shrug to yourself.
$n shrugs to $mself. Wonder what's wrong!
slap 0 0
Slap who?
$
*thwock!* You slap $N.
*thwock!* $n slaps $N!
*thwock!* $n slaps you stingingly.
They aren't here.
You slap yourself. How strange.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...
smirk 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $S saying.
$n smirks at $N's saying.
$n smirks at your saying.
They aren't here.
You smirk at yourself. Okay.....
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.
snap 0 0
Eureka! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap at $M.
$n snaps at $N.
$n snaps at you!
They aren't here.
You snap to attention.
$n snaps to attention.
sneeze 0 0
Gesundheit!
$n sneezes.
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snicker 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.
They aren't here.
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.
sniff 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.
They aren't here.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
$n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.
snore 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
You snore at $N. What a bore!
$n snores at $N. $N must be very boring.
$n snores at you. Wonder if $e thinks you are boring?
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squeeze 0 0
Where, what, how, who???
$
You lovingly squeeze $M.
$n lovingly squeezes $N.
$n lovingly squeezes you.
They aren't here.
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself. How strange!
stare 0 5
You stare blankly.
$n stares blankly.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes...
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
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strut 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
You strut to get $S attention.
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.
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thank 0 5
Thank you too.
$
You sincerely thank $N.
$n sincerely thanks $N.
$n sincerely thanks you. You feel so appreciated!
They aren't here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!
$n thanks $mself since you won't.
twiddle 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
You patiently twiddle your thumbs while you wait for $N.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs while $e waits for $N.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs while $e waits for you to hurry up.
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wave 0 0
You wave happily.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
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whistle 0 0
You whistle contentedly.
$n whistles contentedly.
You whistle appreciatively at the sight of $M.
$n whistles appreciatively at the sight of $N.
$n whistles appreciatively at the sight of you.
They aren't here.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.
wiggle 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle your bottom at $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom at $N.
$n wiggles $s bottom at you.
They aren't here.
You wiggle about like a fish.
$n wiggles about like a fish.
wink 0 5
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks suggestively at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
They aren't here.
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yawn 0 0
You must be tired.
$n yawns.
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french 0 0
Kiss whom?
$
You kiss $N with intense passion; your tongues dancing together. It seems to last forever...
$n kisses $N with intense passion.
$n kisses you with intense passion; your tongues dance together. It seems to last forever...
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run 0 0
You run your fingers through your hair.
$n runs $s fingers through $s hair.
You tenderly comb your fingers through $N's hair.
$n tenderly runs $s fingers through $N's hair.
$n tenderly runs $s fingers through your hair. How soothing!
They aren't here.
You pull at your hair. What has you so frustrated?
$n pulls at $s hair. Wonder why $e is so frustrated...
massage 0 0
Massage what? Thin air?
$
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
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tickle 0 0
Whom do you want to tickle?
$
You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - ho ho ho.
They aren't here.
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.
pat 0 0
Pat who?
$
You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
They aren't here.
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.
curse 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears: #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!
You swear at $M.
$n swears at $N.
$n swears at you! Such ill manners!
They aren't here.
You swear at your own mistakes.
$n starts swearing at $mself. Better stay away!
beg 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy.
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You make yourself appear really pitiful and then beg $N.
$n begs $N. How pathetic!
$n begs you. What a pitiful sight!
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cringe 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M in sheer terror.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you. Big meanie!!!
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daydream 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, staring dazedly off into space.
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fume 1 5
Take it easy now! Count to ten, verrrrrrry slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
They aren't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.
grovel 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel pathetically before $M.
$n grovels pathetically in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels pathetically in the dirt before you. Have mercy!
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hop 0 0
You hop around like a little kid.
$n hops around like a little kid.
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nudge 0 0
Nudge whom?
$
You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
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ponder 0 0
You ponder the question.
$n sits down and thinks deeply.
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punch 0 0
Punch whom?
$
You punch $M playfully.
$n punches $N playfully.
$n punches you playfully. OUCH!
They aren't here.
You punch yourself. You deserve it.
$n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?
snarl 0 0
You bare your teeth and look mean.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl irritably at $M.
$n snarls irritably at $N.
$n snarls irritably at you. What did you do?
They aren't here.
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.
spank 0 0
Spank whom?
$
You playfully spank $M.
$n playfully spanks $N.
$n playfully spanks you. OUCH!
They aren't here.
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...
$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...
hand 0 0
Kiss whose hand?
$
You kiss $S hand.
$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!
$n kisses your hand. How continental!
They aren't here.
You kiss your own hand.
$n kisses $s own hand.
faint 1 0
You faint.
$n faints.
You faint into $S arms.
$n faints into $N's open arms.
$n just fainted into YOUR arms.
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stroke 1 0
$
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You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply.
$N exhales sharply and suddenly.
$n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply.
They aren't here.
You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.
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apologize 1 0
You apologize until you are blue in the face.
$n apologizes profusely.
You apologize profusely to $M. Boy, were you in the wrong!
$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.
$n apologizes profusely to you and begs for forgiveness.
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caress 1 0
Whom do you wish to caress?
$n looks for someone to caress.
You tenderly caress $M.
$n tenderly caresses $N.
$n tenderly caresses your body.
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stagger 1 8
You stagger blindly around the room.
$n staggers blindly around the room.
You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.
$n staggers into $N.
$n staggers blindly into you.
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snort 1 0
You snort derisively.
$n snorts derisively.
You snort derisively at $N. What an idiot!
$n snorts derisively at $N.
$n snorts derisevely at you; $e must think you are an idiot!
They aren't here.
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blink 1 0
You bat your eyelashes.
$n blinks innocently.
You blink innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at you.
They aren't here.
You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
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tease 1 0
What a tease. SHEESH.
$n looks around for someone to tease.
You tease $N in a playful way.
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.
$n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!
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knee 1 8
You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...
$n cocks one knee threateningly.
You knee $M hard in the groin.
$N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!
$n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.
They aren't here.
What ARE you thinking!?!??!?!?!?!
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flirt 1 0
You flirt outrageously.
$n is an outrageous flirt.
You flirt with $N, trying to get $S attention.
$n flirts with $N Hmmm, wonder what $e wants?
$n flirts with you. *wink*
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tip 1 0
You tip your hat gallantly.
$n gallantly tips $s hat.
You tip your hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. How debonair!
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lust 1 0
Your hormones begin to rage.
$n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!
You lust after $N's delectable body.
$n looks lustily at $N.
$n lusts after your luscious body.
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flutter 1 0
You flutter your eyelashes seductively.
$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.
You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to look seductive.
$n flutters $s eyelashes at $N.
$n flutters $s eyelashes at you, looking very seductive.
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bark 1 0
You bark loudly.
$n barks like a dog. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
You bark at $N, scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!
$n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.
$n barks loudly at you. You back away, because $e might bite too!!
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howl 1 0
You howl at the moon.
$n howls at the moon.
You howl soulfully at $N. There must be a full moon!
$n howls at $N.
$n howls soulfully at you. Is it a full moon?
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babble 1 0
You babble endlessly.
$n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?
You babble to $N for hours on end.
$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?
$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.
They aren't here.
You babble on and on to yourself. FINALLY! Someone who LISTENS!!
$n babbles quietly to $mself.
ramble 1 0
You ramble on and on.
$n rambles on about a boring exploit.
You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.
$n blithers on and on to $N about something.
$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.
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hush 1 0
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
$n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.
$n nicely asks $N to BE quiet!
$n kindly requests that you please SHUT UP!!!
They aren't here.
You realize you are being loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.
$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.
threaten 1 8
You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.
You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n. NOT!!!
You stand tall as you threaten $N.
$n threatens $N forcefully. What a bully!
$n threatens you...oooooooh scary!!! *rolf*
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retard 1 0
You run around like a retard.
$n runs around like a retard. What's up with that?
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roll 1 0
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.
You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.
$n rolls $s eyes at you.
They aren't here.
You roll your eyes at yourself, disgusted at your own foolishness.
$n rolls $s eyes at $mself. What foolishness has $e gotten into this time.
grimace 1 0
You grimace painfully.
$n grimaces painfully.
You grimace at $N.
$n grimaces at $n.
$n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?
They aren't here.
You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
$n grimaces painfully to $mself.
boggle 1 0
You boggle at the concept.
$n boggles at the concept.
You boggle at $N.
$n boggles at $N.
$n boggles at you.
They aren't here.
You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
$n boggles quietly at $mself.
beckon 1 0
You beckon for everyone to follow.
$n beckons for everyone to follow.
You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!
$n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?
$n beckons for you to follow. Better hurry up!
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wonder 1 0
You wonder about how things could have been.
$n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?
You look at $N and wonder...
$n looks at $N and wonders...
$n looks at you quizzically. Wonder what $e's thinking!
They aren't here.
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.
A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?
worry 1 0
You start to worry.
$n looks very worried. Wonder what's wrong?
You look at $N with worry in your eyes.
$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.
$n gazes worriedly at you.
They aren't here.
You worry about what's going to happen.
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Hmmmmn...
slobber 0 0
What a mess!
$n begins to slobber. *BLECH*
You lick $N, leaving behind a trail of slobber.
$n licks $N, leaving behind a trail of slobber. GROSS!
$n licks you. There's slobber everywhere. How sick!
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drool 1 0
Ick! What are you?
$n drools all over everything. Must be part canine!
You drool messily on $N.
$n drools upon $N.
$n looks at you lustily and drools.
They aren't here.
You drool down the front of your shirt.
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
nod 1 0
You nod.
$n nods.
You nod agreeably at $N.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you in agreement.
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purr 1 0
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
$n purrs contentedly.
You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.
$n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.
$n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.
They aren't here.
You purr quietly to yourself.
$n purrs contentedly to $mself.
point 1 0
You point in every direction.
$n points excitedly!
You point at $N.
$n points excitedly at $N!
$n points at you. How rude!
They aren't here.
You point at yourself, you are obviously very confused.
$n points at $mself, obviously very confused.
rub 1 0
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.
$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.
You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
$n gives $N a nice long rubdown.
$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...
They aren't here.
You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
$n rubs $mself...what a creep!
bleed 1 0
You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!
$n weakly bleeds all over the floor.
You bleed on $N -- ewww!
$n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!
$n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!
They aren't here.
You bleed all over yourself.
$n bleeds profusely all over $mself.
highfive 1 0
$
$
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!
$n enthusiastically high-five's $N!
$n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
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propose 1 0
You propose to everyone in the room.
$n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.
You kneel upon one knee and romantically propose to $N.
$n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.
$n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you. Lucky you!
They aren't here.
You are SO full of yourself!
$n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!
peer 1 0
You peer around yourself intently.
$n peers around $mself intently.
You peer intently at $N.
$n peers intently at $N.
$n peers at you intently.
They aren't here.
You get a little cross-eyed as you attempt to stare yourself down.
$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.
worship 1 0
You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!
$n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!
You fall on your knees and worship the ground $N walks on.
$n falls on $s knees and worships $N.
$n falls to the ground and worships the very spot you stand on.
They aren't here.
You worship yourself.
$n worships $mself.
bearhug 1 0
Whom do you wish to hug?
$
You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.
$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!
$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!
They aren't here.
You vainly clutch yourself for consolation.
$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a friend.
innocent 1 0
You innocently whistle a tune.
$n looks around and whistles innocently.
You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the perfect picture of innocence!
$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.
$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes. Can such innocence be believed?
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collapse 1 0
You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.
$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
You collapse into $N's arms. Sure hope $e doesn't drop you! *shudder*
$n collapses right into $N's arms.
Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. Don't drop $m.
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stretch 1 0
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.
$n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?
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boast 1 0
You boast loudly to all of your amazing accomplishments.
$n boasts loudly. What a conceited pig!
You boast to $N of all your great deeds.
$n boasts to $N. What a boar!
Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!
They aren't here.
You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
$n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!
squirm 1 0
You squirm uncontrollably in consternation.
$n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.
You look at $N and squirm uncomfortably.
$n looks at $N and squirms uncomfortably.
$n looks at you and squirms uncomfortably. What's with that?
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moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!
$n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.
You focus all your bovine Zen on $N. Muh-OOOOO!
Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!
$n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?
They aren't here.
You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.
$n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...
moon 1 0
You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!
$n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!
You bend over and moon $N. What could you possibly be thinking!
$n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!
$n bends over and gives you the vertical smile! What a weirdo!
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goose 1 0
Who would you like to goose?
$
You tenderly goose $N on the tush.
$n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.
$n gooses you tenderly!
They aren't here.
You pinch yourself on the rear. You must be desperate!!!
$n pinches $mself on the rear.
wince 1 0
You wince in sheer agony.
$n winces in sheer agony.
You look at $N and wince painfully.
$n winces at $N's remark.
$n winces at your remark. Ouch!!!
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brb 1 0
Hope to see you soon!
$n will be right back!
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mutter 1 0
You mutter under your breath.
$n mutters something under $s breath.
You mutter something to $N.
$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
They aren't here.
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.
rofl 1 0
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
You fall to the floor laughing at $N's antics.
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!
$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
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sob 1 0
You sob quietly to yourself.
$n sobs in misery.
You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.
$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!
You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob so pathetically.
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pant 1 0
You pant lustily.
$n pants lustily.
You pant lustily at $M. What a body!
$n looks at $N and pants lustily.
$n looks at you and pants lustily... Hmmmmmmmmn!
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whine 1 0
You whine to anyone who will listen.
$n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.
You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.
$n whines pathetically to $N.
$n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!
They aren't here.
You whine to yourself, since no one else will listen.
$n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.
flex 1 0
You flex your muscles proudly!
$n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!
You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.
$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.
$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
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embrace 1 0
Who would you like to embrace?
$
You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.
They aren't here.
You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
$n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.
duck 1 0
DUCK!!!!
$n ducks defensively.
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.
$n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.
$n ducks in defense. Now's your chance, $e's defenseless!
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bonk 1 0
***BONK!!!***
Look out! The moron patrol is on its way!
You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron. How stupid can $e get!
$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.
$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish. Don't you feel stupid!
They aren't here.
You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.
squeal 1 0
You squeal with delight!
$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!
You look at $N and squeal with delight!
$n squeals with delight at $N.
$n looks at you and squeals with delight!
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tackle 1 0
Are you going to tackle everyone in the room?!
$
You tackle $N in a playful manner.
$n playfully tackles $N.
$n brings you down in a playful tackle! Wheeeee!
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spit 1 0
You spit in utter disgust.
$n spits in utter disgust!
You spit on $N...you're so gross!
$n spits on $N.
$n spits on you -- how gross!
They aren't here.
You spit on yourself, pretty nasty, eh?
$n spits on $mself...what a sicko!
flinch 0 0
EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.
$n flinches in obvious pain... You wonder what $e did THIS time.
Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?
$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.
$n flinches as $e sees you. What did you do this time!!!
They aren't here.
You can't belive what you've done...
$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.
tweak 0 0
Tweak who?
$
You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E just adorable?
$n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?
$n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... *SNIFF*
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peck 5 0
Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?
$
Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek. *blush*
$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek. Isn't that CUTE!
$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet! *blush*
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explode 0 0
You feel the blood boiling in your veins!
$n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...
You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...
$n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!
$n is ANGRY with you... I'd run, verrrrrry quickly, if I were you!!!
They aren't here.
Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
$n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.
raspberry 4 0
You stick your tongue out at...well, no one.
$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
You give $N a raspberry...and end up spitting all over yourself.
$n gives $N the raspberry...PHBT! What a mess...Spit EVERYWHERE!
You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you a raspberry...HOW RUDE!
They aren't here.
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself...somehow, it ISN'T the same.
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strip 0 0
You do a slow strip tease for the people...
$n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...
You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...
$n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...
$n has started to strip you... woah BABY!
They aren't here.
You can't DO that in public!
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undress 0 0
You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.
$n begins to undress...$e is VERY sexy... *Pant*
You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky!
You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n starts to undress $N with $s eyes.
Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes... *BLUSH*
They aren't here.
A mirror would work better...
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tongue 0 0
You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.
$
Mmmm...you give $N a good working over with your tongue...
$n slides $s tongue over $N's body...
$n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...
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view 0 0
You sit back, relax and watch the world go by.
$n kicks back and enjoys the view.
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grumble 0 0
You grumble distractedly to yourself.
$n grumbles and growls. Wonder what's wrong...
You grumble at $N, disgusted with $s presence.
$n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.
$n is grumbling at you... What'd you do?
Why bother?
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cheer 0 0
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!
$n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!
You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!
*Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.
*CHEER* You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved! *CHEER*
They aren't here.
You cheer for yourself since nobody else will. Poor thing!
$n resorts to cheering for $mself... How sad!
plead 0 0
You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.
$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $m!
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criticize 0 0
Yes, but who?
$
You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.
With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $N. What a cad!
*SNIFF* $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments! *SNIFF*
They aren't here.
You criticize yourself profusely.
$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.
terror 0 0
You flee the room in sheer terror!
$n flees in utter terror!
You flee away from $N in complete terror! EEEEEKKK!!!
$n flees $N in utter terror! What's going on!!!
$n flees from you, fearing for $s life! Big bully!
They aren't here.
Are you THAT ugly?
$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!
judge 0 0
Yes, but who?
$
You judge $n on a scale of 1 to 10.
On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!
$n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!
They aren't here.
You don't REALLY want to do that, do you?!
Only a moron would judge themselves. What could $n be thinking?!
insane 0 0
You feel your sanity slipping away...
Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...
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cover 0 0
You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.
$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.
You glare at $N and cover your ears. SHEESH!
$n glares at $N and covers $s ears. Such noisy people!
$n covers $s ears because your are TOO LOUD! In other words...SHUT UP!!!
They aren't here.
No... I don't think so.
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flare 0 0
You flare your nostrils disdainfully.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... What'd you DO???
They aren't here.
*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
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head 0 0
You toss your head haughtily.
$n tosses $s head haughtily.
You toss your head haughtily at $N. Aren't you being a bit conceited?!
$n tosses $s head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!
$n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(
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cower 0 0
You cower in a corner. How pathetic!
$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
You cower away from $N and $S harsh words. *SNIFF*
$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.
You scared poor $n, causing $s to cower in a corner in fear of $s life!
They aren't here.
You are afraid of your own shadow! How sad...
$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow.
noogie 5 0
You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.
$
You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!
$n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!
Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!
They aren't here.
You rub your head and create a static charge...
$n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*
pissed 5 0
You are really PISSSSSSSED!!!!!!!
$n is PISSED, so WATCH OUT!
You turn a stoney gaze toward $N...you are SOOO pissed at $M!
$n glares at $n.... WOW!!! Is $e ever PISSED!
$n is pissed at you now. *shudder* What do you think $e'll DO?
They aren't here.
Why are you PISSED at yourself?!
$n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???
passout 5 0
You belch and pass out.
$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated; $e burps loudly and passes out!
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scratch 5 0
You scratch yourself contentedly.
$n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy!
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meditate 0 0
You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.
$n rests and begins to meditate; $e chants softly to $mself.
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bkiss 0 0
You blow kisses to the air.
$n blows kisses at no one in particular.
You blow a kiss at $N and cross your fingers in hopes $E will catch it.
$n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?
$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m. How sweet!!!
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ckiss 0 0
$
$
You reach out and catch the kiss $N just blew at you! Don't forget to blow one back!
$n catches the kiss $N just blew at $m and blows one back!
$n catches your kiss and blows one back to you. HOW WONDERFUL!!!
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beer 0 0
You pull out a six-pack.
$n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
You toss a bottle of beer to $N.
$n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!
$n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...
They aren't here.
You pop off the top and down a beer.
$n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.
bcatch 0 0
You reach out and rescue the bottle from its collision course with the ground.
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.
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claw 0 0
You tighten your hands into fists.
$n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...
You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!!! Now who's going to clean up the mess?
$n buries $s nails in $N's eyes... OH GOD, LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD!
$n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood! THE PAIN!!!
They aren't here.
You claw yourself to shreds!
$n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!
rose 0 0
Who would you like to give it to?
$
You give $M a pretty rose.
$n hands $N a beautiful rose.
$n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@
They aren't here.
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...
$n gives $mself a rose. Dont you feel sorry for $m?
laces
Whose laces?
$
With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.
$n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.
You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!
They aren't here.
You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall flat on your face.
$n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.
tag
Tag whom?
$n casts about for someone to tag.
>From nowhere, you pounce on $N and >>> TAG <<< $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!
$n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!
$n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!
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starve
You show everyone how prominently your ribs are sticking out and hope that someone will take pity on you.
$n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!
You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.
$n begs $N for food. Hasn't hunger been cured by now...
$n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, PLEASE?!?!
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aargh
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!
You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!
$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!
$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!
They aren't here.
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!
$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!
yae
You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
$n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.
$n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot!
$n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.
They aren't here.
You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!
$n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!
lightbulb
*Ding!* Inspiration!
A light bulb appears above $n's head! No wonder there is so much smoke!!!
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voodoo
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.
$n looks hostile for a moment.
You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.
$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.
Your heart lurches in your chest as fiery pain stabs through your skull!
They aren't here.
You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Oh, the agony!
$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!
confused
Your confusion is showing.
$n blinks slowly...obviously very confused!!!
You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment. Is it you? Or $M?
$n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...
$n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence? Or is $e just stupid!
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beam
You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.
$n beams broadly at nothing in particular.
You dazzle $N with your smile.
$n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!
$n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly! What a beautiful smile!
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bite
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You softly bite $N on the neck. Remember...be gentle!!!
$n bites $N softly on the neck!
$n softly bites you on the neck. mmmMMMmmmMMMmmm
They aren't here.
You bite your knuckles in anguish.
$n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!
scuff
You scuff your foot sheepishly.
$n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.
You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze. Isn't that cute!
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whap
Whap who?
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You whap $N upside the head!
With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.
HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!
They aren't here.
Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.
Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!
twitch 0 0
You twitch nervously.
$n twitches nervously.
You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.
$N must really be getting to $n...
$n notices you and twitches. You must be making $m nervous!
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leer 0 0
You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!
$n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!
You leer at $N. What a pervert you are!!!
$n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
$n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
They aren't here.
Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?
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polite 0 0
You give a polite little chuckle.
$n gives a polite little chuckle.
You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke.
$n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke.
$n gives a polite, but unappreciative little chuckle to your joke.
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mischievous 0 0
You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.
$n grins mischievously at a nasty idea.
You grin mischievously at $M, thinking a wickedly evil thought.
$n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.
$n grins mischievously at you. You quickly inch toward the door before the trouble starts!
They aren't here.
You grin mischievously to yourself.
$n grins mischievously to $mself.
accept 0 0
You accept the proferred apology graciously.
$n graciously accepts the proferred apology.
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shudder 0 0
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
$n shudders at the horror and represses tears.
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powertrip 0 0
You writhe in pleasure and scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'
$n writhes in pleasure, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'
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mull 0 0
You mull over the idea, hoping everyone will be patient while you think.
$n mulls over the idea. Please be patient.
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wait 0 0
You wait patiently.
$n waits patiently.
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bat 0 0
You bat your long, sexy lashes and smile innocently.
$n bats $s long, sexy lashes and smiles innocently.
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sage 0 0
You nod sagely.
$n nods sagely.
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contemplate 0 0
You bite your lip contemplatively.
$n bites $s lip contemplatively.
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agree 0 0
You agree absolutely.
$n agrees absolutely.
You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you. Don't you just love being right!
They aren't here.
You find yourself most agreeable.
$n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.
toast 0 0
You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.
$n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast.
You raise your glass of champagne to $S. Aren't celebrations wonderful!
$n silently toasts $N.
$n silently toasts you. You feel warm all over!
They aren't here.
You grin evilly and toast yourself.
$n grins evilly and toasts $mself.
conspire 0 0
You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
$n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
You induct $M into your private conspiracy with a wink.
$n winks conspiratorily at $N. What can this mean?
$n inducts you into $s private conspiracy with a wink. What FUN!!!
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support 0 0
You fully support the plan.
$n fully supports the plan.
You hug $M supportively and smile. What a good friend you are!
$n hugs $N supportively and smiles.
$n hugs you supportively and smiles. You feel so loved!
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pounding 0 0
You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.
$n makes vague pounding motions with $s fist at the thought.
You pound $M into a bloody mass.
$n pounds $N into a bloody mass.
$n pounds you into a bloody mass.
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wrist 0 0
You hold out your wrist for a slap.
$n holds out $s wrist for a slap.
You slaps $s wrist sharply. What did $e do now?
$n slaps $N's wrist sharply.
$n slaps your wrist sharply. OUCH!!! That will teach you!
They aren't here.
You slap your own wrist.
$n slaps $m own wrist.
whip 0 0
You crack your bullwhip menacingly.
$n cracks a bullwhip menacingly.
You flick your whip across $M bare back.
$n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back.
$n flicks a whip across your back...the pain...the pleasure...
They aren't here.
You whip yourself into a frenzy.
$n whips $mself into a frenzy.
cramp 0 0
You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.
$n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony.
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sweep 0 0
You generously sweep the floor.
$n generously sweeps the floor.
You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. WOW!!!
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buff 0 0
You buff your nails on your cloak.
$n buffs $s nails on $s cloak.
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liver 0 0
You look angrily for someone to disembowel.
$n looks angrily for someone to disembowel.
You rip out $S liver and eat it.
$n rips out $N's liver and eats it.
$n rips out your liver and eats it.
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wrestle 0 0
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You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. How flirtateous of you!
$n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there.
$n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. What a flirt!
They aren't here.
You wrestle with your conscience.
$n wrestles with $m conscience.
tie 0 0
You toy suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.
$n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.
You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. KINKY!
$n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed.
$n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. MY, $e's certainly...KINKY!!!
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tight 0 0
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You wrap your arms tightly around $M.
$n holds $N tightly in $s arms.
$n wraps $s arms tightly around you.
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fatality 0 0
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You intone, 'Fatality .$N wins.'
$n intones, 'Fatality. $N wins.'
$n intones, 'Fatality. $N wins.'
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yowl 0 0
You yowl in frustration. ACK!!!
$n yowls in frustration!
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salute 0 0
You salute thin air.
$n salutes thin air!
You salute $N.
$n salutes $N.
$n salutes you.
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