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Name gack~
Noargch Gaaack!~
Noargotr $n gacks with dismay!~
Chfound Appalled, you gack at $N.~
Otrfound $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~
Vctfound $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~
Chauto *GACK!*~
Otrauto Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~
Chnemot gacks loudly, saying~
END

Name kiss~
Noargch {xWhom would you like to plant a {Bw{be{Bt{x {Rk{riss{x on?~
Noargotr {x$n would you like someone to plant a {Bw{be{Bt{x {Rk{riss{x on... do you volunteer?~
Chfound {xYou {Rk{ri{Rss{x $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {Rk{ri{Rss{re{Rs{x $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Rk{ri{Rss{re{Rs{x you.~
Chauto {xYou practice your {rk{Ri{rss{Ri{rng{x techniques on yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n practices $s {rk{Ri{rss{Ri{rng{x techniques on $mself.... how {Bsad{x.~
Chnemot puckers up, saying~
END

Name bounce~
Noargch {MBOI{GINN{BNNN{CGG!{x~
Noargotr {x$n {Cb{cou{Cn{cce{Cs{x around with a happy smile.~
Chfound {xYou {Mb{mou{Mn{mce{x onto $S lap and wiggle about.~
Otrfound {x$n {Gb{gou{Gn{gce{Gs{x onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~
Vctfound {x$n {Yb{you{Yn{yce{Ys{x onto your lap and wiggles about.~
Chauto {xYou {Rb{rou{Rn{rce{x your head like a basketball.~
Otrauto {x$n {Rb{rou{Rn{rce{Rs{x $s head like a basketball.~
Chnemot bounces around, saying~
END

Name dance~
Noargch Feels silly, doesn't it?~
Noargotr $n dances wildly before you!~
Chfound You lead $M to the dancefloor.~
Otrfound $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~
Vctfound $n sends you across the dancefloor.~
Chauto You skip and dance around by yourself.~
Otrauto $n skips a light Fandango.~
Chnemot dances around, saying~
END

Name cackle~
Noargch {xYou {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{x gleefully.~
Noargotr {x$n {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{gs{x gleefully.~
Chfound {xYou {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{x gleefully at $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{gs{x gleefully at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{gs{x gleefully at you.~
Chauto {xYou {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{De{x gleefully at yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n has gone {Rmad{x.. $e is {Dc{ga{Dck{gl{Di{gn{Dg{x gleefully to $mself.~
Chnemot cackles, saying~
END

Name laugh~
Noargch You fall down laughing.~
Noargotr $n falls down laughing.~
Chfound You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
Otrfound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
Vctfound $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
Chauto You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
Otrauto $n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
Chnemot laughs, saying~
END

Name giggle~
Noargch {xYou {Mg{mi{Mgg{ml{Me{x~
Noargotr {x$n {Yg{yi{Ygg{yl{Ye{ys{x~
Chfound {xYou {Gg{gi{Ggg{gl{Ge{x in $S presence.~
Otrfound {x$n {Rg{ri{Rgg{rl{Re{rs{x in $N's presence.~
Vctfound {x$n {Cg{ci{Cgg{cl{Ce{cs{x in your presence.~
Chauto {xYou {Cg{ci{Cgg{cl{Ce{x at yourself, which makes you {Cg{ci{Cgg{cl{Ce{x at yourself, which makes you...~
Otrauto {x$n {Yg{yi{Ygg{yl{Ye{ys{x at $mself, $e must be nervous or something.~
Chnemot giggles, saying~
END

Name shake~
Noargch You shake your head.~
Noargotr $n shakes $s head.~
Chfound You shake $S hand.~
Otrfound $n shakes $N's hand.~
Vctfound $n shakes your hand.~
Chauto You are shaken by yourself.~
Otrauto $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
Chnemot shakes their head, saying~
END

Name puke~
Noargch You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~
Noargotr $n pukes.~
Chfound You puke on $M.~
Otrfound $n pukes on $N.~
Vctfound $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
Chauto You puke on yourself.~
Otrauto $n pukes on $s clothes.~
Chnemot manages to muffle out words, while puking~
END

Name growl~
Noargch Grrrrrrrrrr...~
Noargotr $n growls.~
Chfound Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~
Otrfound $n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
Vctfound $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
Chauto You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
Otrauto $n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
Chnemot growls, almost wolflike~
END

Name scream~
Noargch ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
Noargotr $n screams loudly!~
Chfound ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
Otrfound $n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
Vctfound $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
Chauto You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
Otrauto $n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
Chnemot screams~
END

Name comfort~
Noargch {xDo you feel the need to {bc{Bom{bfo{Br{bt{x someone?~
Noargotr {x$n reaches out as if to {bc{Bom{bf{Bo{brt{x someone.~
Chfound {xYou {Bc{bom{Bfo{brt{x $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {Bc{bom{Bfo{brt{Bs{x $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Bc{bo{Bmf{bor{Bt{bs{x you.~
Chauto {xYou make a {Rvain{x attempt to {Bc{bom{Bfor{bt{x yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n has no one to {bc{Bo{bm{Bfor{bt{x $m but $mself.~
Chnemot {xsays in a {Bcomforting{x voice,~
END

Name sigh~
Noargch {xYou {Dsi{Dgh{x.~
Noargotr {x$n {Dsighs{x.~
Chfound {xYou {gsigh{x as you think of $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {msighs{x at the sight of $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {ysighs{x as $e thinks of you. Touching huh?~
Chauto {xYou {rsigh{x at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~
Otrauto {x$n {csighs{x at $mself. What a sorry sight.~
Chnemot {Dsighs{x saying,~
END

Name sulk~
Noargch You sulk.~
Noargotr $n sulks in the corner.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot sulks, saying~
END

Name hug~
Noargch {xWhom to {Mh{mu{Mg{x?~
Noargotr {x$n looks around for someone to {mh{Mu{mg{x... You could {Rv{rol{Ru{rn{Rt{ree{Rr{x!~
Chfound {xYou {Mh{mu{Mg{x $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {mh{Mu{mg{Ms{x $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Mh{mu{Mg{ms{x you.~
Chauto {xYou {mh{Mu{mg{x yourself, {Gl{gonel{Gy{x?~
Otrauto {x$n {mh{Mu{mg{Ms{x $mself in a {Rv{rain{x attempt to get friendship.~
Chnemot opens his arms and says~
END

Name snuggle~
Noargch Who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You snuggle $M.~
Otrfound $n snuggles up to $N.~
Vctfound $n snuggles up to you.~
Chauto You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
Otrauto $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
Chnemot says, snuggly~
END

Name cuddle~
Noargch Who do you feel like cuddling today?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You cuddle $M.~
Otrfound $n cuddles $N.~
Vctfound $n cuddles you.~
Chauto You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
Otrauto $n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
Chnemot says, cuddely~
END

Name nuzzle~
Noargch Nuzzle who??~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
Otrfound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
Vctfound $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
Chauto I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot nuzzles their nose up in the air, and says~
END

Name cry~
Noargch Waaaaah..~
Noargotr $n bursts into tears.~
Chfound You cry on $S shoulder.~
Otrfound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~
Vctfound $n cries on your shoulder.~
Chauto You cry to yourself.~
Otrauto $n sobs quietly to $mself.~
Chnemot crys, saying~
END

Name poke~
Noargch {RP{rok{Re{x whom??~
Noargotr {x$n looks around from someone to {Rp{ro{Rke{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Rp{rok{Re{x $M in the ribs.~
Otrfound {x$n {Rp{rok{Re{rs{x $N in the ribs.~
Vctfound {x$n {Rp{rok{Re{rs{x you in the ribs.~
Chauto {xYou {rp{Rok{Re{x yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
Otrauto {x$n {rp{Rok{res{x $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
Chnemot thrusts their figure to to the air, and explaims~
END

Name accuse~
Noargch Accuse who??~
Noargotr $n is in an accusing mood.~
Chfound You look accusingly at $M.~
Otrfound $n looks accusingly at $N.~
Vctfound $n looks accusingly at you.~
Chauto You accuse yourself.~
Otrauto $n seems to have a bad conscience.~
Chnemot says, accusingly~
END

Name bow~
Noargch You bow deeply.~
Noargotr $n bows deeply.~
Chfound You bow before $M.~
Otrfound $n bows before $N.~
Vctfound $n bows before you.~
Chauto You kiss your toes.~
Otrauto $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~
Chnemot takes a deep bow, and says~
END

Name applaud~
Noargch Clap, clap, clap.~
Noargotr $n gives a round of applause.~
Chfound You clap at $N's actions.~
Otrfound $n claps at $N's actions.~
Vctfound $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
Chauto You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
Otrauto $n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
Chnemot applauds, saying~
END

Name blush~
Noargch Your cheeks are burning.~
Noargotr $n blushes.~
Chfound You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
Otrfound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
Vctfound $n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
Chauto You blush at your own folly.~
Otrauto $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
Chnemot turns beed red, and squeeks~
END

Name burp~
Noargch You burp loudly.~
Noargotr $n burps loudly.~
Chfound You burp loudly to $M in response.~
Otrfound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
Vctfound $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
Chauto You burp at yourself.~
Otrauto $n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
Chnemot burps out~
END

Name chuckle~
Noargch {xYou {cch{Cu{cck{Cl{ce{x merrily.~
Noargotr {x$n {cch{Cu{cck{Cl{ces{x merrily.~
Chfound {xYou {cch{Cu{cck{Cl{ce{x at $S joke.~
Otrfound {x$n {cch{Cu{cck{Cl{ces{x at $N's joke.~
Vctfound {x$n {cch{Cu{cck{Cl{ces{x at your joke.~
Chauto {xYou {Cch{cu{Cck{cl{Ce{x at yourself since no one else did.~
Otrauto {x$n {Cch{cu{Cck{cl{Ces{x at $mself since no one else did.~
Chnemot chuckles, saying~
END

Name clap~
Noargch You clap your hands together.~
Noargotr $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
Chfound You clap at $S performance.~
Otrfound $n claps at $N's performance.~
Vctfound $n claps at your performance.~
Chauto You clap at your own performance.~
Otrauto $n claps at $s own performance.~
Chnemot claps their hands, and says~
END

Name cough~
Noargch Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~
Noargotr $n coughs loudly.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot coughs out~
END

Name curtsey~
Noargch {xYou {Gc{gur{Gt{gse{Gy{x to your audience.~
Noargotr {x$n {Mc{mu{Mrt{ms{Me{mys{x gracefully.~
Chfound {xYou {Rc{ru{Rrt{rse{Ry{x to $M.~
Otrfound $n {Cc{curt{Csey{Cs{x gracefully to $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Yc{yu{Yrt{ys{Yey{ys{x gracefully to you.~
Chauto {xYou vainly {Rc{ru{Rr{rt{Rs{re{Ry{x to yourself for attention.~
Otrauto {x$n {Gc{gurt{Gsey{gs{x to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
Chnemot {Cc{cur{Cts{ce{Cys{x gracefully curtseys and {Ms{mays{x,~
END

Name fart~
Noargch Where are your manners ?~
Noargotr $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~
Chfound You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
Otrfound $n farts in the direction of $N.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
Vctfound $n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
Chauto You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
Otrauto $n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
Chnemot lets one rip and says~
END

Name flip~
Noargch {xYou {Cfl{ci{Cp{x head over heels.~
Noargotr {x$n {Cfl{cip{Cs{x head over heels.~
Chfound {xYou {Cfl{ci{Cp{x $M over your shoulder.~
Otrfound {x$n {Cfl{cip{Cs{x $N over $s shoulder.~
Vctfound {x$n {Cfl{cip{Cs{x you over $s shoulder. {WH{wmm{Wm.{x~
Chauto {xYou {Rt{rum{Rbl{re{x all over the room.~
Otrauto {x$n does some nice {Rt{rum{Rbl{ring{x and {Ygym{ynas{Ytics{x.~
Chnemot flips head over heels, and yells~
END

Name fondle~
Noargch Who needs to be fondled ?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You fondly fondle $M.~
Otrfound $n fondly fondles $N.~
Vctfound $n fondly fondles you.~
Chauto You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
Otrauto $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~
Chnemot fondles themselves, saying~
END

Name frown~
Noargch You frown disapprovingly.~
Noargotr $n frowns.~
Chfound You frown at what $E did.~
Otrfound $n frowns at what $N did.~
Vctfound $n frowns at what you did.~
Chauto You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
Otrauto $n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....~
Chnemot frowns, saying~
END

Name gasp~
Noargch You gasp in astonishment.~
Noargotr $n gasps in astonishment.~
Chfound You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
Otrfound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
Vctfound $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
Chauto You look at yourself and gasp!~
Otrauto $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
Chnemot gasps, saying~
END

Name glare~
Noargch You glare at nothing in particular.~
Noargotr $n glares around $m.~
Chfound You glare icily at $M.~
Otrfound $n glares at $N.~
Vctfound $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
Chauto You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
Otrauto $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
Chnemot glares, saying~
END

Name groan~
Noargch You groan loudly.~
Noargotr $n groans loudly.~
Chfound You groan at the sight of $M.~
Otrfound $n groans at the sight of $N.~
Vctfound $n groans at the sight of you.~
Chauto You groan as you realize what you have done.~
Otrauto $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
Chnemot groans, saying~
END

Name grope~
Noargch Whom do you wish to grope ??~
Noargotr ~
Chfound Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
Otrfound $n gropes $N.~
Vctfound $n gropes you.~
Chauto You grope yourself - YUCK.~
Otrauto $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
Chnemot grins like a pervert, saying~
END

Name hiccup~
Noargch *HIC*~
Noargotr $n hiccups.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot hiccups, saying~
END

Name lick~
Noargch {xYou {rli{Rc{rk{x your mouth and smile.~
Noargotr {x$n {rli{Rck{rs{x $s mouth and smiles.~
Chfound {xYou {Rli{rc{Rk{x $N's {Wj{Waw{Wline{x delicately.~
Otrfound {x$n {Rli{rc{Rk{rs{x $N's {Wjawline{x delicately.~
Vctfound {x$n {Rli{rc{Rks{x your {Wjawline{x delicately.~
Chauto {xYou {rli{Rck{x your own eyebrows.. {CI{cmpre{Css{cive{x!~
Otrauto {x$n {Rli{rck{Rs{x $s own eyebrows... {MI{mmpre{Mss{mive{x!~
Chnemot {Rl{ricks{x $m lips and says,~
END

Name love~
Noargch You love the whole world.~
Noargotr $n loves everybody in the world.~
Chfound You tell your true feelings to $N.~
Otrfound $n whispers softly to $N.~
Vctfound $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
Chauto Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~
Otrauto $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~
Chnemot says lovingly~
END

Name moan~
Noargch You start to moan.~
Noargotr $n starts moaning.~
Chfound You moan for the loss of $M.~
Otrfound $n moans for the loss of $N.~
Vctfound $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
Chauto You moan at yourself.~
Otrauto $n makes $mself moan.~
Chnemot moans out~
END

Name nibble~
Noargch Nibble on who ?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You nibble on $N's ear.~
Otrfound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~
Vctfound $n nibbles on your ear.~
Chauto You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~
Otrauto $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~
Chnemot nibbles their bottom lip and says~
END

Name pout~
Noargch Ah, don't take it so hard.~
Noargotr $n pouts.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot pouts, saying~
END

Name ruffle~
Noargch You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
Otrfound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
Vctfound $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
Chauto You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~
Otrauto $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~
Chnemot ruffles around, saying~
END

Name shiver~
Noargch Brrrrrrrrr.~
Noargotr $n shivers uncomfortably.~
Chfound You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
Otrfound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
Vctfound $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
Chauto You shiver to yourself?~
Otrauto $n scares $mself to shivers.~
Chnemot shivers as they spirt out~
END

Name shrug~
Noargch You shrug.~
Noargotr $n shrugs helplessly.~
Chfound You shrug in response to $S question.~
Otrfound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
Vctfound $n shrugs in response to your question.~
Chauto You shrug to yourself.~
Otrauto $n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
Chnemot gives alittle shrug and says~
END

Name sing~
Noargch You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~
Noargotr HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL!  $n has begun to sing.~
Chfound You sing a ballad to $M.~
Otrfound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
Vctfound $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
Chauto You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
Otrauto $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
Chnemot sings~
END

Name slap~
Noargch What is the sound of one hand slapping?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~
Otrfound *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~
Vctfound $n slaps you stingingly.~
Chauto You slap yourself, silly you.~
Otrauto $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~
Chnemot raises their hand, and says~
END

Name smirk~
Noargch You smirk.~
Noargotr $n smirks.~
Chfound You smirk at $S saying.~
Otrfound $n smirks at $N's saying.~
Vctfound $n smirks at your saying.~
Chauto You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....~
Otrauto $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
Chnemot smirks, saying~
END

Name snap~
Noargch Eureka!  You snap your fingers. ~
Noargotr $n snaps $s fingers. ~
Chfound You snap back at $M. ~
Otrfound $n snaps back at $N. ~
Vctfound $n snaps back at you! ~
Chauto You snap yourself to attention. ~
Otrauto $n snaps $mself to attention. ~
Chnemot snaps his figure, and exclaimes~
END

Name sneeze~
Noargch Gesundheit !~
Noargotr $n sneezes.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot sneezes and says~
END

Name snicker~
Noargch You snicker softly.~
Noargotr $n snickers softly.~
Chfound You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
Otrfound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
Vctfound $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
Chauto You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
Otrauto $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
Chnemot snickers, saying~
END

Name sniff~
Noargch You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
Noargotr $n sniffs sadly.~
Chfound You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
Otrfound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
Vctfound $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
Chauto You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
Otrauto $n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
Chnemot sniffs out~
END

Name snore~
Noargch Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
Noargotr $n snores loudly.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot snores out~
END

Name squeeze~
Noargch Where, what, how, WHO ???~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You squeeze $M fondly.~
Otrfound $n squeezes $N fondly.~
Vctfound $n squeezes you fondly.~
Chauto You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
Otrauto $n squeezes $mself.~
Chnemot squeezes their lips togeather and quacks out~
END

Name stare~
Noargch You stare at the sky.~
Noargotr $n stares at the sky.~
Chfound You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~
Otrfound $n stares dreamily at $N.~
Vctfound $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
Chauto You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
Otrauto $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
Chnemot stares blankly off into space and says~
END

Name strut~
Noargch Strut your stuff.~
Noargotr $n struts proudly.~
Chfound You strut to get $S attention.~
Otrfound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
Vctfound $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
Chauto You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
Otrauto $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
Chnemot struts alittle, pulls a move, and exclaims~
END

Name thank~
Noargch Thank you too.~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You thank $N heartily.~
Otrfound $n thanks $N heartily.~
Vctfound $n thanks you heartily.~
Chauto You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
Otrauto $n thanks $mself since you won't.~
Chnemot says thankingly~
END

Name twiddle~
Noargch You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
Noargotr $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
Chfound You twiddle $S ears.~
Otrfound $n twiddles $N's ears.~
Vctfound $n twiddles your ears.~
Chauto You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
Otrauto $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
Chnemot twiddles their fingers, and says sheepishly~
END

Name wave~
Noargch You wave.~
Noargotr $n waves happily.~
Chfound You wave goodbye to $N.~
Otrfound $n waves goodbye to $N.~
Vctfound $n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
Chauto Are you going on adventures as well??~
Otrauto $n waves goodbye to $mself.~
Chnemot gives alittle wave~
END

Name whistle~
Noargch You whistle appreciatively.~
Noargotr $n whistles appreciatively.~
Chfound You whistle at the sight of $M.~
Otrfound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~
Vctfound $n whistles at the sight of you.~
Chauto You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
Otrauto $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
Chnemot whisles then says~
END

Name wiggle~
Noargch Your wiggle your bottom.~
Noargotr $n wiggles $s bottom.~
Chfound You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
Otrfound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
Vctfound $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
Chauto You wiggle about like a fish.~
Otrauto $n wiggles about like a fish.~
Chnemot wiggles their bottom, saying~
END

Name wink~
Noargch Have you got something in your eye?~
Noargotr $n winks suggestively.~
Chfound You wink suggestively at $N.~
Otrfound $n winks at $N.~
Vctfound $n winks suggestively at you.~
Chauto You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~
Otrauto $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
Chnemot winks, saying~
END

Name yawn~
Noargch You must be tired.~
Noargotr $n yawns.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot yawns out~
END

Name snowball~
Noargch Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
Otrfound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~
Vctfound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~
Chauto You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~
Otrauto $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~
Chnemot is an idiot and babbles out~
END

Name french~
Noargch Kiss whom?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
Otrfound $n kisses $N passionately.~
Vctfound $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
Chauto You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
Otrauto $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
Chnemot tongue protrudes the lips and says~
END

Name comb~
Noargch You comb your hair - perfect.~
Noargotr $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~
Chfound You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~
Otrfound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
Vctfound $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
Chauto You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
Otrauto $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
Chnemot tidies up and says~
END

Name massage~
Noargch Massage what?  Thin air?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
Otrfound $n massages $N's shoulders.~
Vctfound $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
Chauto You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
Otrauto $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~
Chnemot offers a massage with this slogan~
END

Name tickle~
Noargch {xWhom do you wish to {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{x?~
Noargotr $n is looking for a victim to {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{x... get ready to {Cl{caug{Ch{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{x $N.~
Otrfound {x$n {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{Ms{x $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{Ms{x you - {RHehe!{x~
Chauto {xYou {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{me{x yourself, how funny!~
Otrauto {x$n has commenced to {Mt{mi{Mc{mk{Ml{mi{Mn{mg{x $mself, how {Dpathetic{x!~
Chnemot tickles themself and giggles out~
END

Name pat~
Noargch Pat who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You pat $N on $S head.~
Otrfound $n pats $N on $S head.~
Vctfound $n pats you on your head.~
Chauto You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~
Otrauto $n pats $mself on the head.~
Chnemot pats themself on the back, saying~
END

Name curse~
Noargch You swear loudly for a long time.~
Noargotr $n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~
Chfound You swear at $M.~
Otrfound $n swears at $N.~
Vctfound $n swears at you!  Where are the manners?~
Chauto You swear at your own mistakes.~
Otrauto $n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
Chnemot curses out the horrible words of ~
END

Name pray~
Noargch You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
Noargotr $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
Chfound You crawl in the dust before $M.~
Otrfound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
Vctfound $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
Chauto Talk about narcissism...~
Otrauto $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
Chnemot prays for~
END

Name beg~
Noargch You beg the gods for mercy.~
Noargotr The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
Chfound You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
Otrfound $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~
Vctfound $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~
Chauto Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot begs for~
END

Name cringe~
Noargch You cringe in terror.~
Noargotr $n cringes in terror!~
Chfound You cringe away from $M.~
Otrfound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
Vctfound $n cringes away from you.~
Chauto I beg your pardon?~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot cringes, saying~
END

Name daydream~
Noargch You dream of better times.~
Noargotr $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot stares off into space, calmly stating~
END

Name fume~
Noargch Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~
Noargotr $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
Chfound You stare at $M, fuming.~
Otrfound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
Vctfound $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
Chauto That's right - hate yourself!~
Otrauto $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
Chnemot screams out in a horrible fit of anger~
END

Name grovel~
Noargch You grovel in the dirt.~
Noargotr $n grovels in the dirt.~
Chfound You grovel before $M~
Otrfound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
Vctfound $n grovels in the dirt before you.~
Chauto That seems a little silly to me.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot grovels about for~
END

Name hop~
Noargch You hop around like a little kid.~
Noargotr $n hops around like a little kid.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot hops around, saying~
END

Name nudge~
Noargch {xWhom do you wish to {gnudge{x?~
Noargotr {x$n {gnudges{x the air.~
Chfound {xYou {gnudge{x $M.~
Otrfound {x$n {gnudges{x $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {gnudges{x you.~
Chauto {xYou {gnudge{x yourself, for some {rs{Rt{rr{Ra{rn{rg{re{x reason.~
Otrauto {x$n {gnudges{x $mself, to keep $mself {Wawake{x.~
Chnemot {gnudges{x about, saying,~
END

Name ponder~
Noargch You ponder the question.~
Noargotr $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ponders for a moment, then says softly~
END

Name punch~
Noargch Punch whom?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You punch $M playfully.~
Otrfound $n punches $N playfully.~
Vctfound $n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
Chauto You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
Otrauto $n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
Chnemot puts up their dukes, and exclaims~
END

Name snarl~
Noargch You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
Noargotr $n snarls angrily.~
Chfound You snarl at $M.~
Otrfound $n snarls at $N.~
Vctfound $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
Chauto You snarl at yourself.~
Otrauto $n snarls at $mself.~
Chnemot snarls out~
END

Name spank~
Noargch Spank whom?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You spank $M playfully.~
Otrfound $n spanks $N playfully.~
Vctfound $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
Chauto You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~
Otrauto $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~
Chnemot (null)~
END

Name hand~
Noargch Kiss whose hand?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You kiss $S hand.~
Otrfound $n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
Vctfound $n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
Chauto You kiss your own hand.~
Otrauto $n kisses $s own hand.~
Chnemot holds out their hand, as if to be kissed, then says~
END

Name yodel~
Noargch You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~
Noargotr $n begins to yodel:  HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~
Chfound $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~
Otrfound $n yodels to $N.~
Vctfound $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~
Chauto Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~
Otrauto $n yodels to $mself.  What a sado-masochist.~
Chnemot yodles out~
END

Name faint~
Noargch You faint.~
Noargotr $n faints.~
Chfound You faint into $S arms.~
Otrfound $n faints into $N's open arms.~
Vctfound $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot faints and the following words might be said~
END

Name pinch~
Noargch You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~
Noargotr $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~
Chfound You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~
Otrfound $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~
Vctfound $n pinches your bottom and grins. ~
Chauto You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~
Otrauto $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~
Chnemot pinches about, saying~
END

Name stroke~
Noargch You stroke the air vaguely. ~
Noargotr $n makes vague stroking motions. ~
Chfound You gently stroke $S inner thigh.  $N inhales sharply. ~
Otrfound $N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~
Vctfound $n gently strokes your inner thigh.  You inhale sharply. ~
Chauto You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~
Otrauto # ~
Chnemot strokes a cat, and says~
END

Name apologize~
Noargch {xYou {mapologize{x until you are {Bblue{x in the face.~
Noargotr {x$n {mapologizes{x profusely.~
Chfound {xYou might as well {mapologize{x because $E sure won't.~
Otrfound {x$n {mapologizes{x to $N with a very {Csincere{x look on $s face.~
Vctfound {x$n {mapologizes{x to you and begs for forgiveness.~
Chauto {xYou {mapologize{x to yourself since no one else will.~
Otrauto {x$n begins to {mapologize{x to $mself... wonder what happened.~
Chnemot {x{mapologizes{x with the most sincere look on their face... {x~
END

Name caress~
Noargch Who do you wish to caress?~
Noargotr $n looks for someone to caress.~
Chfound You tenderly caress $M.~
Otrfound $n tenderly caresses $N.~
Vctfound $n tenderly caresses your body.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot caresses a random limb, and gibbers out~
END

Name stagger~
Noargch You stagger blindly around the room.~
Noargotr $n staggers blindly around the room.~
Chfound You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~
Otrfound $n staggers into $N.~
Vctfound $n staggers blindly into you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot staggers around and exclaims~
END

Name snort~
Noargch You snort derisively. ~
Noargotr $n snorts derisively. ~
Chfound You snort derisively at $N. ~
Otrfound $n snorts derisively at $N. ~
Vctfound $n snorts at you. ~
Chauto You snort derisively at yourself. ~
Otrauto $n snorts derisively at $sself.~
Chnemot snorts out~
END

Name slobber~
Noargch You slobber down your front.~
Noargotr $n slobbers all over $mself.~
Chfound You slobber on $N.~
Otrfound $n slobbers on $N  **Yuck**~
Vctfound $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says, behind the slobbering~
END

Name blink~
Noargch You bat your eyelashes.~
Noargotr $n blinks innocently.~
Chfound You blink innocently at $N.~
Otrfound $n blinks innocently at $N.~
Vctfound $n blinks innocently at you.~
Chauto You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot blinks confusingly~
END

Name tease~
Noargch What a tease.   SHEESH.~
Noargotr $n looks around for someone to tease.~
Chfound You tease $N in a playful way.~
Otrfound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
Vctfound $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~
Chauto You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~
Otrauto $n teases $mself.~
Chnemot teases, saying~
END

Name knee~
Noargch You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~
Noargotr $n cocks one knee threateningly.~
Chfound You knee $M hard in the groin.~
Otrfound $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~
Vctfound $n suddenly knees you in the groin!  You fall to your knees in agony.~
Chauto What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot hops around on one foot, saying~
END

Name flirt~
Noargch You flirt outrageously.~
Noargotr $n is an outrageous flirt.~
Chfound You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~
Otrfound $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~
Vctfound $n flirts with you.~
Chauto You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~
Otrauto $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~
Chnemot says sentually,~
END

Name tip~
Noargch You tip your hat gallantly.~
Noargotr $n gallantly tips $s hat.~
Chfound You tip your hat to $N.~
Otrfound $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~
Vctfound $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot tips their hat, and exclaims~
END

Name lust~
Noargch Your hormones begin to rage.~
Noargotr $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~
Chfound You have lust after $N.~
Otrfound $n looks lustily at $N.~
Vctfound $n lusts after your delectable body.~
Chauto Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~
Otrauto $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~
Chnemot says lustfully~
END

Name flutter~
Noargch You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~
Noargotr $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~
Chfound You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~
Otrfound $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~
Vctfound $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot flutters the long sentual eyelashes, saying~
END

Name bark~
Noargch You bark loudly.~
Noargotr $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~
Chfound You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~
Otrfound $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~
Vctfound $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~
Chauto You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~
Otrauto $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~
Chnemot barks out~
END

Name howl~
Noargch You howl at the moon.~
Noargotr $n howls at the moon.~
Chfound You howl soulfully at $N.~
Otrfound $n howls at $N.~
Vctfound $n howls soulfully at you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot howls out~
END

Name babble~
Noargch You babble endlessly.~
Noargotr $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~
Chfound You babble to $N for hours on end.~
Otrfound $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~
Vctfound $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~
Chauto You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~
Otrauto $n babbles quietly to $mself.~
Chnemot babbles on about~
END

Name ramble~
Noargch You ramble on and on.~
Noargotr $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~
Chfound You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~
Otrfound $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~
Vctfound $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot rambles on about~
END

Name hush~
Noargch SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
Noargotr $n requests everyone quiet down.  Shhhhhhhhhhh...~
Chfound You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~
Otrfound $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~
Vctfound $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~
Chauto You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~
Otrauto $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~
Chnemot quiets everyone with a boombing~
END

Name threaten~
Noargch You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~
Noargotr You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~
Chfound You stand tall as you threaten $N.~
Otrfound $n threatens $N forcefully.~
Vctfound $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says in a threatening voice~
END

Name roll~
Noargch You roll your eyes in disgust.~
Noargotr $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~
Chfound You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~
Otrfound $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~
Vctfound $n rolls $s eyes at you.~
Chauto At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot rolls their eyes, saying~
END

Name swoon~
Noargch You swoon.~
Noargotr $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~
Chfound You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~
Otrfound $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~
Vctfound $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot nearly falls over, saying~
END

Name bird~
Noargch You flick a bird...How obscene!~
Noargotr $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~
Chfound You shoot a bird at $N.~
Otrfound $n gives $N the bird.~
Vctfound $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot flips the bird to everyone, exclaiming~
END

Name eyebrow~
Noargch {xYou raise an {Ce{Wy{Ce{Wb{Cr{Wo{Cw{x at the notion.~
Noargotr {x$n raises an {Ce{Wy{Ce{Wb{Cr{Wo{Cw{x at the notion.~
Chfound You raise your eyebrow at $N.~
Otrfound $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~
Vctfound $n raises an eyebrow at you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot quirks and eyebrow, saying~
END

Name serenade~
Noargch You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~
Noargotr $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~
Chfound You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
Otrfound $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
Vctfound $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~
Chauto You sing a loud serenade to yourself.  What type of person are you?!~
Otrauto $n serenades $mself.  What an ego!~
Chnemot sings out a serenade,~
END

Name grimace~
Noargch You grimace painfully at the thought.~
Noargotr $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~
Chfound You grimace at $N.~
Otrfound $n grimaces at $n.~
Vctfound $n grimaces at you.  What could be wrong?~
Chauto You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~
Otrauto $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~
Chnemot grimaces saying~
END

Name boggle~
Noargch You boggle at the concept.~
Noargotr $n boggles at the concept.~
Chfound You boggle at $N.~
Otrfound $n boggles at $N.~
Vctfound $n boggles at you.~
Chauto You boggle at yourself.  Hmmm...intriguing.~
Otrauto $n boggles quietly to $mself.~
Chnemot boggles, saying~
END

Name beckon~
Noargch You beckon for everyone to follow.~
Noargotr $n beckons for everyone to follow.~
Chfound You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~
Otrfound $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~
Vctfound $n beckons for you to follow.~
Chauto You beckon to your shadow to follow.~
Otrauto $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~
Chnemot beckons everyone to follow with a loud~
END

Name wonder~
Noargch You wonder about how things could have been.~
Noargotr $n gets a blank stare on $s face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
Chfound You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~
Otrfound $n looks at $N and wonders....~
Vctfound $n looks at you quizzically.~
Chauto You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~
Otrauto A blank stare crosses $n's face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
Chnemot wonders about~
END

Name worry~
Noargch You worry about what's going to happen.~
Noargotr A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
Chfound You look at $N worriedly.~
Otrfound $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~
Vctfound $n looks at you worriedly.~
Chauto You worry about what's going to happen.~
Otrauto A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
Chnemot worries about~
END

Name drool~
Noargch {xYou {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{x down the front of your shirt.~
Noargotr {x$n {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{Bs{x down the front of $s shirt.~
Chfound {xYou {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{x messily on $N.~
Otrfound {x$n messily {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{Bs{x upon $N.~
Vctfound {x$n looks at you and lustily {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{B{x.~
Chauto {xYou {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{x down the front of your shirt.~
Otrauto {x$n {Cd{Br{Co{Bo{Cl{Bs{x all over $mself -- making a {RTERRIBLE{x mess!~
Chnemot drools, saying~
END

Name nod~
Noargch {xYou {Cn{co{Cd{x.~
Noargotr {x$n {Cn{co{Cd{Cs{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Cn{co{Cd{x at $N.~
Otrfound {x$n {Cn{co{Cd{cs{x at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Cn{co{Cd{cs{x at you in agreement.~
Chauto {xYou attempt to {Cnod{x at yourself and get {Wdizzy{x instead.~
Otrauto {x$n {Cn{co{Cd{cs{x quietly to $mself. What a {Rw{rack{Ro{x.~
Chnemot nods, saying~
END

Name purr~
Noargch {RMMMM{GEEEEEEEE{YOOOOOOOO{MWWWWWWWW{C!!!!!!{x~
Noargotr {x$n {mpurrs{x contentedly.~
Chfound {xYou {Wrub{x up against $N and {mpurr{x contentedly.~
Otrfound {x$n {Wrubs{x against $N and {mpurrs{x contentedly.~
Vctfound {x$n {Wrubs{x up against you and {mpurrs{x contentedly.~
Chauto {xYou {mpurr{x quietly to yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n {mpurrs{x contentedly. to $mself.{x~
Chnemot purrs, saying~
END

Name point~
Noargch You point in every direction.~
Noargotr $n points excitedly!~
Chfound You point at $N.~
Otrfound $n points excitedly at $N!~
Vctfound $n points at you.  How rude!~
Chauto You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~
Otrauto $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~
Chnemot points out their own imperfections, saying~
END

Name rub~
Noargch You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~
Noargotr $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~
Chfound You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~
Otrfound $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~
Vctfound $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~
Chauto You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~
Otrauto $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~
Chnemot rubs their hands togeather saying~
END

Name bleed~
Noargch You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~
Noargotr $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~
Chfound You bleed on $N -- ewww!~
Otrfound $n bleeds on $N.  Watch out, YOU might be next!~
Vctfound $n bleeds on you -- ewww!  Get away!!~
Chauto You bleed all over yourself.~
Otrauto $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~
Chnemot bleeds out~
END

Name highfive~
Noargch You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~
Noargotr $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~
Chfound You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~
Otrfound $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~
Vctfound $n gives you a BIG high five!  Way to go!!~
Chauto You try to give yourself a high five.  What ARE you thinking?~
Otrauto $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~
Chnemot extends for a highfive, exclaiming~
END

Name propose~
Noargch You propose to everyone in the room.~
Noargotr $n proposes to everyone in the room.  Very odd.~
Chfound You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~
Otrfound $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~
Vctfound $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~
Chauto You are SO full of yourself!~
Otrauto $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~
Chnemot gets to a knee, and says~
END

Name peer~
Noargch You peer around yourself intently.~
Noargotr $n peers around $mself intently.~
Chfound You peer intently at $N.~
Otrfound $n peers intently at $N.~
Vctfound $n peers at you intently.~
Chauto You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~
Otrauto $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~
Chnemot peers about, saying~
END

Name worship~
Noargch You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~
Noargotr $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~
Chfound You fall on your knees and worship $N.~
Otrfound $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~
Vctfound $n falls to the ground and worships you.~
Chauto You worship yourself.~
Otrauto $n worships $mself.~
Chnemot worships Davion with a mighty~
END

Name bearhug~
Noargch {xWhom do you wish to {Bbear{bhug{x?~
Noargotr {x$n wishes to {Bbear{bhug{x someone, do you volunteer?~
Chfound {xYou overwhelm $N with a great, big, {Gh{gu{Gl{gk{Gi{gn{Gg{x {Bbear{bhug{x.{x~
Otrfound {x$n emcompasses $N in an {YENORMOUS {Bbear{bhug{x!~
Vctfound {x$n cluthes you tightly in an {Woverwhelming {Bbear{bhug{x!~
Chauto {xYou vainly clutch yourself in a {Bbear{bhug{x for {Rconsolation{x.~
Otrauto {x$n {Ch{cu{Cg{cs{x $mself as {Gt{gi{Gg{gh{Gt{gl{G{gy{x as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~
Chnemot {xwants to {Ch{cu{Cg{x someone, but only says,~
END

Name innocent~
Noargch You innocently whistle a tune.~
Noargotr $n looks around and whistles innocently.~
Chfound You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~
Otrfound $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~
Vctfound $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says, innocently~
END

Name collapse~
Noargch You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~
Noargotr $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.   ~
Chfound You collapse right into $N's arms.~
Otrfound $n collapses right into $N's arms.~
Vctfound Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.  ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot collapses with a loud~
END

Name stretch~
Noargch You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~
Noargotr $n stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot stretches, saying~
END

Name spam~
Noargch You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~
Noargotr $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~
Chfound You SPAM $N mercilessly!~
Otrfound $n spams $N!~
Vctfound You've been SPAMMED by $n!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot spams~
END

Name boast~
Noargch You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~
Noargotr $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~
Chfound You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~
Otrfound $n boasts to $N.~
Vctfound Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~
Chauto You boast to yourself of all your great feats!  Your own biggest fan.~
Otrauto $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~
Chnemot boasts about~
END

Name squirm~
Noargch You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~
Noargotr $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~
Chfound You look at $N and squirm with delight.              ~
Otrfound $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~
Vctfound $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot squrms, saying~
END

Name moo~
Noargch {xYou chew your {Gc{gud{x and {Wmoo {mpl{Main{mtive{Mly{x. {WMuh-OOOO{x!~
Noargotr {x$n turns cowlike {Cey{ce{Cs{x on you, chews $s {Gc{gud{x and {Wmoos {mpl{Main{mtive{Mly{x.~
Chfound {xYou focus all your {Bb{bovine{x Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. {rM{Ruh{r-{ROOOO{x!~
Otrfound {x$n looks at $N, chews $s {gc{Gu{gd{x, and {rM{Ruh{r-{ROOOO's{x!~
Vctfound {x$n {Wmoos{x at you. What {Cp{co{Css{cib{Cl{cy{x could that mean?~
Chauto {xYou settle down into the center of your {Bb{bovin{Be{x Zen, the {Rf{roolish{x world thinks you're just {Wmooing{x!~
Otrauto {x$n is {Wmooing{x at $mself again.. You should look for an {Rexit{x...~
Chnemot chews his cud, and moos out~
END

Name moon~
Noargch You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~
Noargotr $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~
Chfound You bend over and moon $N.~
Otrfound $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~
Vctfound $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~
Chauto You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~
Otrauto $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~
Chnemot moons everyone, saying~
END

Name goose~
Noargch Who would you like to goose?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~
Otrfound $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~
Vctfound $n gooses you tenderly!~
Chauto You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~
Otrauto $n pinches $mself on the rear.~
Chnemot speaks like a goose~
END

Name wince~
Noargch You wince in agony.~
Noargotr $n winces in agony.~
Chfound You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~
Otrfound $n winces at $N's remark.~
Vctfound $n winces at your remark.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot winses, exclaiming~
END

Name type~
Noargch You can't type for crap tonight!  You give up in frustration!~
Noargotr $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot can't type today, but lets see what they can do.~
END

Name brb~
Noargch Hope to see you soon!~
Noargotr $n will be right back!~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot is gone for this reason~
END

Name mutter~
Noargch {xYou {Dmutter{x quietly to yourself.~
Noargotr {x$n {Dmutters{x something quietly to $mself.~
Chfound {xYou {Dmutter{x something to $N.~
Otrfound {x$n looks at $N and {Dmutters{x something nasty under $s breath.~
Vctfound {x$n looks at you and {Dmutters{x something nasty under $s breath.~
Chauto {xYou {Dmutter{x quietly to yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n {Dmutters{x something quietly to $mself.~
Chnemot {Dmutters{x somthing about... {m {x~
END

Name rofl~
Noargch {xYou {Mr{mo{Mll{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically.~
Noargotr {x$n {Mr{mo{Mll{ms{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically.~
Chfound {xYou {Mr{mo{Mll{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically at $N's remark.~
Otrfound {x$n {Mr{mo{Mll{ms{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically at $N's remark.~
Vctfound {x$n {Mr{mo{Mll{ms{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically at you!~
Chauto {xYou {Mr{mo{Mll{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically at your own joke, {Dpathetic{x!~
Otrauto {x$n {Mr{mo{Mll{ms{x on the {Wfloo{Wr{x {Cl{cau{Cgh{cing{x hysterically at $s own joke, {Dpathetic{x!~
Chnemot rolls on the floor laughing.~
END

Name sob~
Noargch {xYou {cs{Co{cb{x quietly to yourself.~
Noargotr {x$n {cso{Cb{cs{x in misery.~
Chfound {xYou {cs{Co{cb{x quietly to yourself because $N has {rhurt{x your feelings SO badly.~
Otrfound {x$n {cso{Cb{cs{x quietly to $mself because $N was a {Rj{rer{Rk{x!~
Vctfound {xYou feel like a {Djerk{x because you've mad $n {cs{Co{cb{x.~
Chauto {xYou {cs{Co{cb{x uncontrolably thinking of what you've done.~
Otrauto {x$n {cso{Cb{cs{x uncontrolably thinking of what $e did.~
Chnemot sobs, saying~
END

Name pant~
Noargch You pant lustily.~
Noargotr $n pants lustily.~
Chfound You pant lustily at $M.~
Otrfound $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~
Vctfound $n looks at you and pants lustily...~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot pants, saying~
END

Name whine~
Noargch You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~
Noargotr $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~
Chfound You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~
Otrfound $n whines pathetically to $N.~
Vctfound $n whines pathetically to you.  What a loser!~
Chauto You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~
Otrauto $n whines to $mself.  At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~
Chnemot whines about~
END

Name flex~
Noargch {xYou {Rf{rle{Rx{x your muscles proudly.~
Noargotr {x$n {Rf{rlexe{Rs{x your muscles proudly.~
Chfound {xYou show off to $N, {Rf{rlexin{Rg{x your muscles proudly.~
Otrfound {x$n shows off to $N, {Rf{rlexin{Rg{x $s muscles proudly.~
Vctfound {x$n {Rf{rlexe{Rs{x $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~
Chauto {xYou stand in front of the mirror {Rf{rlexin{Rg{x to yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n stands in front of the mirror {Rf{rlexin{Rg{x to $mself.~
Chnemot flexes, saying~
END

Name embrace~
Noargch {xYou would you like to {membrace{x?~
Noargotr {x$n looks around for someone to {membrace{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Wwrap{x your arms around $N in a warm{x and loving {membrace{x.~
Otrfound {x$n {Wwraps{x $s arms around $N in a warm and loving {membrace{x.~
Vctfound {x$n {Wtakes{x you in $s arms in a warm and loving {membrace{x.~
Chauto {xYou try to {Bconsole{x yourself with a loving {membrace{x.~
Otrauto {x$n tries to {Bconsole{x $mself with a loving {membrace{x.~
Chnemot wraps their arms around themself and says,~
END

Name duck~
Noargch DUCK!!!!~
Noargotr $n ducks defensively.~
Chfound You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~
Otrfound $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~
Vctfound $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot quacks out~
END

Name bonk~
Noargch ***BONK!!!***~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~
Otrfound $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~
Vctfound $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~
Chauto You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~
Otrauto $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~
Chnemot bonks about, saying~
END

Name squeal~
Noargch You squeal with delight!~
Noargotr $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~
Chfound You look at $N and squeal with delight!~
Otrfound $n squeals with delight at $N.~
Vctfound $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot squeals out~
END

Name tackle~
Noargch You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You tackle $N playfully.~
Otrfound $n playfully tackles $N.~
Vctfound $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot tackles the phrase~
END

Name spit~
Noargch You spit in utter disgust.~
Noargotr $n spits in utter disgust!~
Chfound You spit on $N...you're gross!~
Otrfound $n spits on $N.~
Vctfound $n spits on you -- how gross!~
Chauto You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~
Otrauto $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~
Chnemot spits out~
END

Name life~
Noargch You try to get a life, and fail.~
Noargotr $n tries to get a life, and fails.~
Chfound $N needs to get a life!~
Otrfound $N needs to get a life!~
Vctfound You need to get a life!~
Chauto But you have none to give!~
Otrauto $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~
Chnemot didn't get a life... this is why~
END

Name mosh~
Noargch You mosh insanely around the room!~
Noargotr $n moshes insanely around the room!~
Chfound You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~
Otrfound $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~
Vctfound $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you.  That REALLY hurts!~
Chauto Masochist!~
Otrauto $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~
Chnemot moshes about, screaming~
END

Name flinch~
Noargch EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~
Noargotr $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~
Chfound Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~
Otrfound $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~
Vctfound $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~
Chauto You can't belive what you've done...~
Otrauto $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~
Chnemot flinches, saying~
END

Name air~
Noargch You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~
Noargotr $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~
Chfound You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~
Otrfound $n is surrounded by air groupies. ~
Vctfound $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~
Chauto You play softly to yourself.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot air guitars it, and sings~
END

Name tweak~
Noargch {x{CT{cwea{Ck{x who?~
Noargotr {x$n looks around for a cheek to {Ct{cwea{Ck{x.~
Chfound {xYou gently {Ct{cwea{Ck{x $S cheek. Isn't $E so {MC{mU{MT{mE{x?~
Otrfound {x$n {Ct{cweak{Cs{x $N's cheek.... don't they look so {Ra{rdor{Ra{rbl{Re{x together?~
Vctfound {x$n lovingly {Ct{cweak{Cs{x your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma.. {Ys{yni{Yf{yf{x...~
Chauto {xYou {Ct{cwea{Ck{x yourself on the cheek... WIERDO!~
Otrauto {x$n {Ct{cwea{Cks{x $mself on the cheek... what a WIERDO!~
Chnemot tweaks about, saying~
END

Name peck~
Noargch {xWouldn't you like to {Cp{cec{Ck{x a kiss on someone, insted of the air?~
Noargotr {x$n {Cp{cec{Cks{x a kiss in the air.~
Chfound {xRisking a {Rslap{x to the face, you give $N a {Cpe{cc{Ck{x on the cheek.~
Otrfound {x$n {Ys{ymi{Yl{ye{Ys{x and gives $N a chaste {Cp{cec{Ck{x on the cheek.~
Vctfound {x$n {Cp{ce{Cc{ck{Cs{x you on the cheek, how {Ms{mwee{Mt{x!~
Chauto {xYou must {RREALLY{x like yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n tries in {Rvain{x to wrap $s {mlips{x around $s cheeks.~
Chnemot {x{Cp{cec{Ck{cs{x away saying,~
END

Name explode~
Noargch You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~
Noargotr $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~
Chfound You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~
Otrfound $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~
Vctfound $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~
Chauto Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~
Otrauto $n implodes!!!  Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~
Chnemot explodes with a mighty~
END

Name raspberry~
Noargch You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~
Noargotr $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~
Chfound You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~
Otrfound $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~
Vctfound You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~
Chauto You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot sticks their tongue out~
END

Name flash~
Noargch {xYou grin and {gstrut{x as you open your coat and {Wshow{x what you've got!~
Noargotr {x$n {Rrips{x $s clothes off and parades {Cnaked{x around the room!~
Chfound {x{WSwiftly{x you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $N to {Mnotice{x you.~
Otrfound {xCover your eyes, $n is {Cex{cp{Cosing{x $mself to $N! {REWWW{x!~
Vctfound {xYou {Dgasp{x! $n has just {Mre{mv{Mea{mle{Md{x $s "equipment" to you!~
Chauto {xThat's {Rsick{x!~
Otrauto {RPERVERT PRESENT!{x $n is trying to {Wflash{x $mself.~
Chnemot flashes, screaming~
END

Name strip~
Noargch You do a slow strip tease for the people...~
Noargotr $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~
Chfound You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~
Otrfound $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~
Vctfound $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~
Chauto You can't DO that in public!~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot strips down, saying~
END

Name undress~
Noargch You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~
Noargotr $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~
Chfound You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~
Otrfound You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~
Vctfound Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~
Chauto A mirror would work better...~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot undress everyone with their eyes, slobbering out~
END

Name tongue~
Noargch You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~
Noargotr ~
Chfound Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~
Otrfound $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~
Vctfound $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~
Chauto You slowly tongue yourself.~
Otrauto $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~
Chnemot wraps their tongue about them, saying~
END

Name view~
Noargch You sit back and watch the world go by.~
Noargotr $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot watches about, saying~
END

Name grumble~
Noargch You grumble distractedly to yourself~
Noargotr $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~
Chfound You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~
Otrfound $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~
Vctfound $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~
Chauto Why bother?~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot grumbles out~
END

Name cheer~
Noargch {xYou {Yc{yh{Ye{ye{Yr{x and {Md{ma{Mnc{me{x as the {Cj{co{Cy{x within you bursts forth!~
Noargotr {x$n {Yc{yh{Ye{ye{Yr{ys{x and {Md{ma{Mnc{me{Ms{x as the {Cj{co{Cy{x within $m bursts forth!~
Chfound {xYou {Cc{ch{Ce{ce{Cr{x $N on and wish $M good luck!~
Otrfound {x$n {mc{Mh{me{Me{mr{Ms{x $N on and wishes $M good luck!~
Vctfound {x$n {Gc{gh{Ge{ge{Gr{gs{x you on and wishes you good luck!~
Chauto {xYou {Bc{bh{Be{be{Br{x silently for yourself since nobody else will.~
Otrauto {x$n resorts to {Rc{rh{Re{re{Rr{ri{Rn{rg{x for $mself... how sad.~
Chnemot {Rcheers{x out,~
END

Name plead~
Noargch You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~
Noargotr $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot pleads for~
END

Name charge~
Noargch You charge into the fray!~
Noargotr $n charges into the fray!  All guts, no brains.~
Chfound With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~
Otrfound $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~
Vctfound OOF!  $n rammed $s head into your stomach!  That HURT.~
Chauto You run your head into a brick wall.  OUCH!~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot charges about, saying~
END

Name criticize~
Noargch Yes, but who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~
Otrfound With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~
Vctfound $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~
Chauto You criticize yourself profusely.~
Otrauto $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~
Chnemot says, criticizingly~
END

Name run~
Noargch You run away in terror and horror!~
Noargotr $n runs away in utter terror!~
Chfound You run away from $N in complete terror!~
Otrfound $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~
Vctfound $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~
Chauto Are you THAT ugly?~
Otrauto $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~
Chnemot runs about, saying~
END

Name judge~
Noargch Yes, but who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~
Otrfound On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~
Vctfound $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~
Chauto You don't REALLY want to do that.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says judgmentaly,~
END

Name insane~
Noargch You feel your sanity slipping away...~
Noargotr Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot blabbers out~
END

Name cover~
Noargch You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~
Noargotr $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~
Chfound You glare at $N and cover your ears.~
Otrfound $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~
Vctfound $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~
Chauto No... I don't think so.~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot covers their head, and says~
END

Name flare~
Noargch You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~
Noargotr $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~
Chfound You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~
Otrfound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~
Vctfound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~
Chauto *Sniff*  But you should LOVE yourself!~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot flares their nostrals, saying~
END

Name head~
Noargch You toss your head haughtily.~
Noargotr $n tosses $s head haughtily.~
Chfound You toss your head haughtily at $N.~
Otrfound $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~
Vctfound $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~
Chauto Why would you do that?~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot tosses their head about, saying~
END

Name pie~
Noargch You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~
Noargotr $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~
Chfound You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~
Otrfound $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~
Vctfound $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~
Chauto You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~
Otrauto $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~
Chnemot eats a pie, and speaks out messaly~
END

Name cower~
Noargch You cower in a corner.~
Noargotr $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~
Chfound You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~
Otrfound $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~
Vctfound You scared poor $n!  Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~
Chauto You are afraid of your own shadow!~
Otrauto $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~
Chnemot cowers, saying~
END

Name noogie~
Noargch You can't noogie the AIR!  It has no head.~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~
Otrfound $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~
Vctfound Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~
Chauto You rub your head and create a static charge...~
Otrauto $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~
Chnemot doesn't know why they used this one,~
END

Name yeehaw~
Noargch You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~
Noargotr $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot bounces about, screaming~
END

Name pissed~
Noargch You are PISSED!~
Noargotr $n is PISSED so watch out!~
Chfound You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~
Otrfound $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~
Vctfound $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~
Chauto You are PISSED at yourself!~
Otrauto $n is so pissed at $mself.  How could $e be so stupid???~
Chnemot glares about, seeming quite annoyed,~
END

Name passout~
Noargch You belch and pass out.~
Noargotr $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot passes out. ~
END

Name adjust~
Noargch You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~
Noargotr $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot adjusts their tool, saying~
END

Name scratch~
Noargch You scratch yourself contentedly.~
Noargotr $n reaches down and scratches $mself...  Now $e looks VERY happy.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot scratch themself happily, saying~
END

Name meditate~
Noargch You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~
Noargotr $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot meditates, chanting~
END

Name bkiss~
Noargch You blow kisses to the air.~
Noargotr $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~
Chfound You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~
Otrfound $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~
Vctfound $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~
Chauto You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~
Otrauto $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~
Chnemot blows kisses about, saying~
END

Name beer~
Noargch You pull out a six-pack.~
Noargotr $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~
Chfound You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~
Otrfound $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~
Vctfound $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~
Chauto You pop off the top and down a beer.~
Otrauto $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~
Chnemot downs a beer and says~
END

Name bcatch~
Noargch You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~
Noargotr $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot catches, then downs the beer, and says~
END

Name claw~
Noargch You tighten your hands into a fist.~
Noargotr $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~
Chfound You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~
Otrfound $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~
Vctfound $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~
Chauto You claw yourself to shreds!~
Otrauto $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~
Chnemot claws about, saying~
END

Name rose~
Noargch {xWhom should this {Rrose{x go to?~
Noargotr {x$n seems to have a {Rrose{x $s is looking to give away.. maybe it will come to you?~
Chfound {xYou hand $M a beautiful {G--'-,({R@{x~
Otrfound {x$n hands $N a beautiful {G--'-,({R@{x~
Vctfound {x$n hands you a beautiful {G--'-,({R@{x~
Chauto {xYou give yourself a {Rrose{x and feel a little sad...~
Otrauto {x$n gives $mself a {Rrose{x, dont you feel sorry for $n?~
Chnemot gets rosey cheaks and says~
END

Name laces~
Noargch Whose laces?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~
Otrfound $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~
Vctfound You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown!  Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~
Chauto You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~
Otrauto $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~
Chnemot trips over their own laces, and screams out~
END

Name tag~
Noargch Tag whom?~
Noargotr $n casts about for someone to tag.~
Chfound >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly!  BWAHAHA!!!~
Otrfound $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N.  $N IS IT!~
Vctfound $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you!  You're IT!~
Chauto Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~
Otrauto Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself.  Are you impressed?~
Chnemot slaps a tag on themself and dances about, saying~
END

Name tank~
Noargch You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else.  Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~
Noargotr $n offers to tank!~
Chfound You offer to tank for $N.~
Otrfound $n offers to tank for $N.~
Vctfound $n offers to tank for you!~
Chauto No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM!  (right?)~
Otrauto In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~
Chnemot gets tanked, and spits out~
END

Name starve~
Noargch You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~
Noargotr $n is withering before your eyes!  Starvation!~
Chfound You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~
Otrfound $n begs $N for food.  One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~
Vctfound $n is starving before your eyes!  Could you spare some food, please?~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says, weary with hunger~
END

Name aargh~
Noargch AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~
Noargotr $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~
Chfound You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~
Otrfound $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~
Vctfound $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~
Chauto You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~
Otrauto $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~
Chnemot screams out~
END

Name homework~
Noargch Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~
Noargotr $n looks stricken.  Could $e have blown off some important homework?~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot screams about their homework~
END

Name puff~
Noargch You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~
Noargotr $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot is attempting to mimic puff~
END

Name yae~
Noargch You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
Noargotr $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
Chfound There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~
Otrfound $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~
Vctfound $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~
Chauto You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~
Otrauto $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~
Chnemot says, not impressed with the general intellegence~
END

Name lightbulb~
Noargch *Ding!*  Inspiration!~
Noargotr A light bulb appears above $n's head!~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot got the idea of~
END

Name voodoo~
Noargch Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~
Noargotr $n looks hostile for a moment.~
Chfound You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~
Otrfound $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~
Vctfound Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~
Chauto You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll!  Agony!~
Otrauto $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~
Chnemot stabs a pin into a doll, screaming~
END

Name ogg~
Noargch Ogg who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound Engage!~
Otrfound $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos!  $N reels.~
Vctfound $n oggs your head with photon torpedos!  You are reeling.~
Chauto If you do that, the universe will explode.~
Otrauto $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~
Chnemot oggs about, saying~
END

Name confused~
Noargch Your confusion is showing.~
Noargotr $n blinks slowly...~
Chfound You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~
Otrfound $n blinks slowly.  Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~
Vctfound $n blinks slowly.  Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says, quite confused may I add, ~
END

Name beam~
Noargch {xYou {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{x delightedly at nothing in particular.~
Noargotr {x$n {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{Ys{x delightedly at nothing in particular.~
Chfound {xYou {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{x at $N delightedly.~
Otrfound {x$n {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{Ys{x at $N delightedly.~
Vctfound {x$n {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{Ys{x at you delightedly.~
Chauto {xWell aren't you {Cs{cp{Ce{cc{ci{Ca{cl{x?~
Otrauto {x$n {Yb{ye{Ya{ym{Ys{x at $mself, obviously pleased.~
Chnemot beams happily, saying~
END

Name bite~
Noargch You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~
Noargotr $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~
Chfound You bite $N on the neck.~
Otrfound $n bites $N on the neck!~
Vctfound $n bites you on the neck.~
Chauto You bite your knuckle in anguish.~
Otrauto $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~
Chnemot bits about, saying~
END

Name discodance~
Noargch Groovy!~
Noargotr $n discos wildly!~
Chfound You grab $N and disco wildly!  Groovy!~
Otrfound $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~
Vctfound $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot discos about, singing~
END

Name scuff~
Noargch You scuff your foot sheepishly.~
Noargotr $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~
Chfound You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~
Otrfound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~
Vctfound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot scuffs his foot in the dirt, and says sheepishly~
END

Name whap~
Noargch Whap who?~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You whap $N upside the head!~
Otrfound With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~
Vctfound HEY!  $n whaps you upside the head!~
Chauto Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~
Otrauto Biff!  $n whaps $mself upside the head!~
Chnemot whaps about, saying~
END

Name lag~
Noargch Yes, yes.~
Noargotr $n is   m o v i n g      v  e    ry  sl  o w   l   y ...~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot llllllaaaaaaaaagggggggsssssss horribly, and complains~
END

Name chortle~
Noargch Heh.~
Noargotr $n chortles mischievously.~
Chfound You chortle mischievously at $N.~
Otrfound $n chortles mischievously at $N.~
Vctfound $n chortles mischievously at you.~
Chauto You chortle at your own joke.~
Otrauto $n chortles at $s own joke.  Don't bother.~
Chnemot chortles saying~
END

Name zerbert~
Noargch {xGotta {Cz{Be{Cr{Bb{Ce{Br{Ct{x SOMEBODY!~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~
Otrfound $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~
Vctfound Yeek!  $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~
Chauto Careful, people are staring...~
Otrauto $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~
Chnemot zerberts themself and giggles, saying~
END

Name twitch~
Noargch You twitch nervously.~
Noargotr $n twitches nervously.~
Chfound You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~
Otrfound $N must really be getting to $n...~
Vctfound $n notices you and twitches.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot twitches, saying~
END

Name leer~
Noargch You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~
Noargotr $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~
Chfound You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~
Otrfound $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~
Vctfound $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~
Chauto Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~
Otrauto $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~
Chnemot leers about, saying~
END

Name polite~
Noargch You give a polite little chuckle. ~
Noargotr $n gives a polite little chuckle. ~
Chfound You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~
Otrfound $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~
Vctfound $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~
Chauto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~
Otrauto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~
Chnemot says politly~
END

Name mischievous~
Noargch You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~
Noargotr $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~
Chfound You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~
Otrfound $n grins mischievously at $N.  $m must be thinking something evil.~
Vctfound $n grins mischievously at you.  You inch toward the door. ~
Chauto You grin mischievously to yourself. ~
Otrauto $n grins mischievously to $mself.~
Chnemot grins mischievously and says~
END

Name anticipate~
Noargch You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~
Noargotr $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot grins in anticipation, saying~
END

Name shudder~
Noargch You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~
Noargotr $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot shudders, saying~
END

Name powertrip~
Noargch {xYou scream {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Noargotr {x$n writhes, screaming {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Chfound {xYou look at $N and scream {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Otrfound {x$n looks at $N screaming {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Vctfound {x$n looks at you writhing screaming {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Chauto Looking in the mirror you scream, {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Otrauto While looking in the mirror $n screams, {W'The {RPP{rpp{mpp{Mpp{YPO{yOO{GOO{goo{DoW{CWW{cww{BwE{brr{WRRR!{x~
Chnemot says all upidy dupidy~
END

Name mull~
Noargch You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~
Noargotr $n mulls over the idea at hand.  Please be patient. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says~
END

Name wait~
Noargch You wait patiently. ~
Noargotr $n waits patiently. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot waits about, saying~
END

Name bat~
Noargch {xYou bat your {Bl{bon{Bg{x, {Ddark{x {Ml{mash{Mes{x and {Ysm{yi{Yle{x {Wi{wnn{Wo{wc{Wen{wt{Wly{x.~
Noargotr {x$n bats $s {Bl{bon{Bg{x, {Ddark{x {Ml{mash{Mes{x and {Ysm{yi{Yle{x {Wi{wnn{Wo{wc{Wen{wt{Wly{x.~
Chfound {xYou bat your {Bl{bon{Bg{x, {Ddark{x {Ml{mash{Mes{x and {Ysm{yi{Yle{x {Wi{wnn{Wo{wc{Wen{wt{Wly{x at $M.~
Otrfound {x$n bats $s {Bl{bon{Bg{x, {Ddark{x {Ml{mash{Mes{x and {Ysm{yi{Yle{x {Wi{wnn{Wo{wc{Wen{wt{Wly{x at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n bats $s {Bl{bon{Bg{x, {Ddark{x {Ml{mash{Mes{x and {Ysm{yi{Yle{x {Wi{wnn{Wo{wc{Wen{wt{Wly{x at you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot bats the eyelashes, saying~
END

Name sage~
Noargch You nod sagely. ~
Noargotr $n nods sagely. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot nods sagely, saying~
END

Name contemplate~
Noargch You bite your lip contemplatively. ~
Noargotr $n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot contemplates out loud~
END

Name agree~
Noargch You agree absolutely.~
Noargotr $n agrees absolutely.~
Chfound You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
Otrfound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
Vctfound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~
Chauto You find yourself most agreeable.~
Otrauto $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~
Chnemot says in agreement~
END

Name toast~
Noargch You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~
Noargotr $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~
Chfound You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~
Otrfound $n silently toasts $N. ~
Vctfound $n silently toasts you. ~
Chauto You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~
Otrauto $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~
Chnemot says a toast to~
END

Name conspire~
Noargch You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~
Noargotr $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~
Chfound You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~
Otrfound $n winks conspiratorily at $N.  You wonder what this can mean. ~
Vctfound $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~
Chauto $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~
Otrauto # ~
Chnemot says conspiratly~
END

Name support~
Noargch You fully support the plan. ~
Noargotr $n fully supports the plan. ~
Chfound You hug $M supportively and smile. ~
Otrfound $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~
Vctfound $n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~
Chauto You hug yourself sadly. ~
Otrauto $n hugs $mself sadly.  Perhaps you could help? ~
Chnemot says supportivly~
END

Name pound~
Noargch You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~
Noargotr $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~
Chfound You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~
Otrfound $n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~
Vctfound $n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot pounds their head, and says~
END

Name wrist~
Noargch You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~
Noargotr $n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~
Chfound You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~
Otrfound $n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~
Vctfound $n slaps your wrist sharply. ~
Chauto You slap your own wrist. ~
Otrauto $n slaps $m own wrist. ~
Chnemot slaps their own wrist, saying~
END

Name romeo~
Noargch You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~
Noargotr $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says dreamaly~
END

Name camel~
Noargch You pretend you are a camel.~
Noargotr $n pretends to be a camel.~
Chfound You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~
Otrfound $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~
Vctfound $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~
Chauto You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~
Otrauto $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~
Chnemot spits out~
END

Name whip~
Noargch You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~
Noargotr $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~
Chfound You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~
Otrfound $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~
Vctfound $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~
Chauto You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~
Otrauto $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~
Chnemot cracks their whip, and yells out~
END

Name cramp~
Noargch You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~
Noargotr $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~
Chfound You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~
Otrfound $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~
Vctfound $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot screams out in pain~
END

Name make~
Noargch You breathe heavily and wetly. ~
Noargotr $n breathes heavily and wetly. ~
Chfound You steam up the windows with $M. ~
Otrfound $n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~
Vctfound $n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot breaths heavily and wetly, and says~
END

Name sweep~
Noargch {xYou look at your {Dempty{x arms and {ysigh{x.~
Noargotr {x$n looks at $s {Dempty{x arms and {bsighs{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Ms{mw{We{me{Mp{x $M into your arms and {rk{Ri{rss{x $M long and deeply.~
Otrfound {x$n {Ms{mw{ce{me{Mp{cs{x $N into $m arms and {rk{Ri{rss{Res{x $M long and deeply.~
Vctfound {x$n {Ws{mw{ce{me{Wp{cs{x you into $m arms and {rk{Ri{rss{Res{x you long and deeply.~
Chauto {xYou try to {Cs{cw{We{ce{Cp{x yourself up and give yourself a {Rk{riss{x.~
Otrauto {x$n tries to {Cs{mw{We{me{Cp{x $mself up and give $mself a {Rk{riss{x.~
Chnemot sweeps the ground, saying~
END

Name buff~
Noargch You buff your nails on your cloak. ~
Noargotr $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot buffs their nails, saying~
END

Name liver~
Noargch You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~
Noargotr $n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~
Chfound You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~
Otrfound $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~
Vctfound $n rips out your liver and eats it. ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot obviously drank to much lastnight~
END

Name wrestle~
Noargch ~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~
Otrfound $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~
Vctfound $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~
Chauto You wrestle with your conscience. ~
Otrauto $n wrestles with $m conscience. ~
Chnemot says like your tipical wrestler~
END

Name tie~
Noargch You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~
Noargotr $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~
Chfound You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~
Otrfound $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~
Vctfound $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ties themselves to a bed, then pants out~
END

Name tight~
Noargch ~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~
Otrfound $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~
Vctfound $n holds you in $m arms. ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot grabs themself tightly, and says~
END

Name fatality~
Noargch ~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You intone, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
Otrfound $n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
Vctfound $n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot says in a fatal tone~
END

Name yowl~
Noargch You yowl in frustration. ~
Noargotr $n yowls in frustration! ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot yowls out~
END

Name silly~
Noargch You do the silly walk all around the room. ~
Noargotr $n does the silly walk all around the room.  $e *is* silly. ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot sillily states~
END

Name rolf~
Noargch You roll on laughing floor!~
Noargotr $n rolls on laughing floor! What is that?~
Chfound You roll on laughing floor, in front of $N!~
Otrfound $n rolls on laughing floor, in front of $N!~
Vctfound $n rolls on laughing floor, in front of you!~
Chauto You roll on laughing floor, all for yourself!~
Otrauto $n rolls on laughing floor, for $s own amusement!~
Chnemot ~
END

Name smack~
Noargch Smack who??~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You smack $M upside the head, and hope it hurts.~
Otrfound $n smacks $N upside the head... Hard too.~
Vctfound $n smacks you upside the head... Damm that hurt.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ~
END

Name nocomment~
Noargch You withold comment.~
Noargotr $n witholds comment.~
Chfound You withold comment on $N~
Otrfound $n witholds comment on $N~
Vctfound $n witholds comment on you.~
Chauto You withold comment on yourself.~
Otrauto $n witholds comment on $mself~
Chnemot bites $s tongue, then says~
END

Name dfa~
Noargch You are death from above! AIYEEE!~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You are death from above to $N! AIYEE!~
Otrfound $n falls from the ceiling onto $N, screaming "AIYEE!"~
Vctfound $n falls on you from the sky, screaming "AIYEE!"~
Chauto You cannot fall on yourself from above. Sorry. It just can't be done.~
Otrauto $n tries to fall from the sky and attack $mself, but it just doesn't work.~
Chnemot ~
END

Name eyeshift~
Noargch you look at your own nose.~
Noargotr ~
Chfound you shift your eyes nervously from side to side.~
Otrfound $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~
Vctfound $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~
Chauto You shift your eyes nervously from side to side.~
Otrauto $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~
Chnemot ~
END

Name jump~
Noargch {xYou {Rjump{x around happily.~
Noargotr $n jumps around happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~
Chfound You jump around $N happily, your heels clicking against each other.~
Otrfound $n jumps around $N happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~
Vctfound $n jumps around you happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~
Chauto You look around for something to jump on.~
Otrauto $n looks around for something to jump on.~
Chnemot ~
END

Name smile~
Noargch {xYou {Ys{ymi{Yl{ye{x.~
Noargotr {x$n {Rs{rmi{Rl{re{Rs{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Cs{cmi{Cl{ce{x at $N.~
Otrfound {x$n {Ms{mmi{Ml{me{Ms{x at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Gs{gmi{Gl{ge{Gs{x at you.~
Chauto {xYou {Rs{rmi{Rl{re{x to yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n {Ys{ymi{Yl{ye{Ys{x a little oddly.~
Chnemot smiles, saying~
END

Name grin~
Noargch {xYou {Gg{grin{x.~
Noargotr {x$n {Cg{cr{Ci{cns{x.~
Chfound {xYou {Rg{rrin{x at $M.{x~
Otrfound {x$n {Yg{yri{Yn{ys{x at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n {Mg{mrin{Ms{x at you.~
Chauto {xYou {Dgrin{x at your own thoughts!~
Otrauto {xA {Bg{bri{Bn{x passes across $n's face.~
Chnemot grins, saying~
END

Name ssmile~
Noargch ~
Noargotr ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ~
END

Name bah~
Noargch You throw up your hands with a frustrated 'Bah!'~
Noargotr $n throws up $s hands with a frustrated 'Bah!'~
Chfound You eye $M and frustratedly utter 'Bah!'~
Otrfound $n yells a frustred 'Bah!' at $N.~
Vctfound $n frustratedly yells 'Bah!' at you. What'd you do?~
Chauto You fume at yourself, yelling 'Bah!'~
Otrauto $n yells 'Bah!' at $mself. Someone's a mite frustrated.~
Chnemot mutters with a 'Bah!'~
END

Name gh~
Noargch Group hug!!! =)~
Noargotr $n pulls you all into one big group hug! Aww..~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto You shout 'Group hug!' and wrap your arms around.. yourselves?~
Otrauto $n searches for a group to hug, embracing $s own isolation instead.~
Chnemot says, hugging everyone,~
END

Name meow~
Noargch {YM{yee{Yeo{yoo{YW!{x~
Noargotr {x$n lets out a loud {YM{yee{Yeo{yoo{YW!{x~
Chfound {xYou {Cmeow{x at $N while wrapping yourself around $M leg.~
Otrfound {x$n {Cmeows{x while wrapping $mself around $N's leg.~
Vctfound {x$n {Cmeows{x while wrapping $mself around your leg.~
Chauto {xYou {Bmeow{x sadly to yourself.~
Otrauto {x$n {Bmeows{x sadly to $mself.~
Chnemot meows and says,~
END

Name pounce~
Noargch {xYou {Yp{you{Yn{yce{x delightedly!~
Noargotr {x$n {Yp{you{Yn{yce{Ys{x delightedly!~
Chfound {xYou {Yp{you{Yn{yce{x $N delightedly.~
Otrfound {x$n {Yp{you{Yn{yce{Ys{x $N delightedly.~
Vctfound {x$n {Yp{you{Yn{yce{Ys{x you delightedly.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ~
END

Name huggle~
Noargch {xWhom do you wish to {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{x.~
Noargotr {x$n wishes to {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{x someone.~
Chfound {xYou wrap up $N and {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{x $M.~
Otrfound {x$n wraps up $N and {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{Cs{x $M.~
Vctfound {x$n wraps up you and {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{Cs{x you.~
Chauto {xYou {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{x yourself, since no one else will.~
Otrauto {x$n {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{Cs{x $mself, since no one else will.. {RAWWW{x... {Ch{cu{Cgg{cle{x $m?~
Chnemot ~
END

Name lol~
Noargch You {Rlaugh{x out loud!~
Noargotr $n {Rlaughs{x out {Bloud{x!~
Chfound You {Rlaugh{x at $N ...dont you {Mfeel{x {Ysilly{x!~
Otrfound $n laughs out loud at $N~
Vctfound $n {Rlaughs{x out {Bloud{x at your expense!~
Chauto {MFeeling{x silly you {Rlaugh{x out {Bloud{x at yourself!~
Otrauto $n {Rlaughs{x out {Bloud{x hysterically at {Y$sself{x!~
Chnemot laughs out loud, saying~
END

Name think~
Noargch {YYou{x quietly {Mthink{x to yourself ...{MH{x{Br{x{Rm{x{Ym{x!~
Noargotr ~
Chfound You {Mthink{x about what $N is doing!~
Otrfound $n {Mthinks{x about what $N is {Ycontemplating{x!~
Vctfound $n {BPecks{x at your brain to find out what your {Mthinking{x!~
Chauto {RHrmmm{x you {Mthink{x to yourself!~
Otrauto $n {Yponders{x, I {bw{x{Bo{x{bn{x{Bd{x{be{x{Br{x what $e is {Mthinking{x about?~
Chnemot ~
END

Name doh!~
Noargch You {Bboof{x yourself on the {Rforehead{x!~
Noargotr $n {Mslaps{x $mself on the {Rforehead{x yelling {BDoh{x!~
Chfound You yell {BDoh!{x at $N and slap $m on the {Rforehead{x~
Otrfound $n yells {BDoh!{x at $N, they must think your a {MMoron{x!~
Vctfound $n throws $s {Yhands{x in the air yelling, {BDoh!{x~
Chauto Feeling like {YHomer Simpson{x, you boof your own {Rforehead{x saying {BDoh!{x~
Otrauto $n {rpokes{x $s {Rtounge{x out at $e {Mshouting{x {BDoh!{x~
Chnemot ~
END

Name tkiss~
Noargch ~
Noargotr ~
Chfound ~
Otrfound ~
Vctfound ~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ~
END

Name hmm~
Noargch {WH{wmm{Wmm{wmm{x~
Noargotr $n goes {WH{wmm{Wmm{wmm{x.~
Chfound {xYou thoughtfully {WH{wmm{Wmm{wmm{x at $N.~
Otrfound {x$n thoughtfully {WH{wmm{Wmm{wmm{Ws{x at $N.~
Vctfound {x$n thoughtfully {WH{wmm{Wmm{wmm{Ws{x at you.~
Chauto ~
Otrauto ~
Chnemot ~
END