// This is the post-punchline resolution of the stupid orc joke. #include <mudlib.h> inherit OBJECT ; void create() { set ("id", ({ "soap" }) ) ; set ("short", "a bar of Ivory soap") ; set ("long", "Orcs love to use Ivory soap because it floats!\n") ; set ("mass", 25) ; set ("bulk", 10) ; set ("value", ({ 5, "copper" }) ) ; }