>rand_prog 3~
if rand(50)
	say No, no no.  You're doing it all wrong.
	pmote demonstrates the proper way to do use a bardiche.
else
	bow $r
endif
~
>greet_prog 5~
if rand (90)
	bow $n
	say Welcome to the training grouds.  How may I be of service?
else
	say You know...  There's a rumor that certain rare daggers can be used to parry, even when dual-wielded.
endif
~
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