>rand_prog 3~
if rand(50) then
 em adjusts her stockings and looks self-consciously around.
else
 em pulls up her cleavage and scratches her crotch.
endif
~

>all_greet_prog 10~
 if ispc($n)
 say Hey sugar, can I help you with anything?
 wink $n
 endif
~
>bribe_prog 2000~
say Oh my!  C'mon lets find an Inn and I'll love you real good.
mpjunk all
~

>bribe_prog 1000~
mpjunk all
if ispc($n)
em pushes you roughly to the floor.  
say  A bit hot in here?
echo $n breaks into a cold sweat ...UH OH ...
endif
~

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