>rand_prog 3~ if rand (50) say Care to spare any change? else beg $r endif ~ >bribe_prog 1000~ worship $n yell $N is such a kind soul! ~ >bribe_prog 500~ dance say Thank you! ~ >bribe_prog 100~ smile $n say Thanks for caring. ~ >bribe_prog 2~ smile $n ~ >bribe_prog 1~ yell You cheapskate! if isnghost ($n) murder $n endif ~ |