#yawn~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns at $N.  Maybe you should let them go to bed?~
$n yawns at you.  Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~
#nasty~
Nasty, nasty, nasty!~
$n looks around for someone to do the nasty with.~
You do the nasty with $M!~
$n does the nasty with $N!~
$n does the nasty with you.~
You do the nasty with yourself!~
$n does the nasty with $mself.~
#sarc~
Your lips drip with sarcasm.~
$n is dripping with sarcasm.~
Your biting sarcasm emasculates $N.~
$n is being sarcastic with $N.~
You are emasculated by $n's biting sarcasm.~
You are being sarcastic with yourself.~
$n is being sarcastic with $mself. What a wacko!~
#eh~
You say, "Eh??"~
$n says, "Eh??"~
You raise an eyebrow at $M and say, "Eh??"~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N and says, "Eh??"~
$n raises an eyebrow at you and says, "Eh??"~
You strut proudly and do the Canadian EH.~
$n struts proudly and does the Canadian EH.~
#woo~
You yell WOOHOO at the top of your lungs!~
$n screams WOOHOO!~
You WOOHOO $N to death~
$n yells WOOHOO at $N~
$n gets in your face and yells WOOHOO!~
WOOHOO Yerself lamer!~
$n yells WooHoo at $mself.~
#prod~
You look around for someone to prod.~
$n looks around for someone to prod.~
$n prods $N.~
$n is prodding $N.~
$n is prodding you. Wonder what $e wants now.~
You prod yourself. Ummm...~
$n is prodding $mself. Kinky.~
#slither~
You slither away.~
$n slithers away.~
You slither up next to $N.~
$n slithers up next to $N.~
$n slithers up next to you.~
You slither around the room, peering up girls' dresses!~
$n slithers around the room, peering up girls' dresses!~
#bleah~
You yell, 'Bleah.. hurmbug'.~
$n yells, 'Bleah.. hurmbug'.~
You turn to $N and yell 'BLEAH!'~
$n turns to $N and yells 'BLEAH!'~
$n turns to you and yells 'BLEAH!'~
You yell 'Bleah' for what you just did.~
$n yells 'Bleah' for what $e just did.~
#whistle~
You whistle appreciatively.~
$n whistles appreciatively.~
You whistle at the sight of $M.~
$n whistle at the sight of $N.~
$n whistles at the sight of you, woohoo!~
You whistle at yourself...you're beautiful!~
$n whistles at $mself, since nobody else will.~
#snort~
You snort at the thought.~
$n snorts at the thought.~
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#hkl~
You look for someone to Hug Kiss and Love.~
$n is looking for someone to hug and kiss and love and call George.~
You give the full treatment of affection to $M.~
$n attacks $N with a barrage of hugs and kisses!~
$n gives you tons of loving hugs and kisses.~
You are one sick puppy. Get a room!~
$n practices romantic techniques...alone...~
#embrace~
Embrace whom?~
~
You embrace $M lovingly.~
$n embraces $N lovingly.~
$n embraces you lovingly.~
You wrap your arms around yourself.... how sweet.~
$n embraces $mself... how sweet.~
#boggle~
You boggle at all the loonies.~
$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.~
You boggle at what $N just said.~
$n boggles at what $N just said.~
$n boggles at what you just said.~
You boggle in incomprehension.~
$n boggles in complete incomprehension.~
#anglais~
You exclaim loudly, 'Ostie d'anglais!'~
$n exclaims, 'Ostie d'anglais!'~
You say to $M, 'Toi, l'anglais, ta yeule!'~
$n says to $N, 'Toi, l'anglais, ta yeule!'~
$n says to you, 'Toi, l'anglais, ta yeule!'~
You exclaim loudly, 'J'ai tu l'air d'un anglais, criss!?'~
$n exclaims loudly that, 'Je suis pas un anglais batard!'~
#nuzzle~
You look around for someone to nuzzle.~
$n Looks around for someone to nuzzle.~
You nuzzle $N's neck softly.~
$n nuzzles $N's neck softly.~
$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
You must be very lonely to nuzzle your own neck.~
$n nuzzles $n's own neck, kinky eh?~
#accuse~
Accuse whom?~
$n is in an accusing mood.~
You look accusingly at $M.~
$n looks accusingly at $N.~
$n looks accusingly at you.~
You accuse yourself.~
$n seems to have a bad conscience.~
#ack~
You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
$n ACKS at $s big mistake.~
You ACK $M.~
$n ACKS $N.~
$n ACKS you.~
You ACK yourself.~
$n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~
#addict~
You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~
$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~
$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~
You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
#agree~
You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
$n seems to agree.~
You agree with $M.~
$n agrees with $N.~
$n agrees with you.~
Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
$n agrees with $mself, of course.~
#autostrip~
You drool in ecstasy as Mel Gibson strips naked in front of you!~
$n drools in ecstasy as Mel Gibson peels off all his clothes!~
You grab $N and start to rip $S clothes off!~
$n grabs $N and starts to rip $S clothes off!~
$n grabs you and attempts to rip off all your clothes!~
You suddenly feel adventurous and begin to rip your clothes off!~
$n moans as $e begins to take off all $s clothing...~
#apologize~
You apologize for your behavior.~
$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
You apologize to $M.~
$n apologizes to $N.~
$n apologizes to you.~
You apologize to yourself.~
$n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~
#bark~
Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks like a dog.~
You bark at $M.~
$n barks at $N.~
$n barks at you.~
You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~
#beg~
You beg the gods for mercy.~
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
$n begs $N for a gold piece!~
$n begs you for money.~
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
$n begs $mself for money.~
#blah~
You say 'BLAH!'~
$n says 'BLAH!'~
You tell $M that everything is just blah.~
$n tells $N that everything is just blah.~
$n tells you that everything is just blah.~
You scream 'BLAH BLAH BLAH!'~
$n screams 'BLAH BLAH BLAH!'~
#bleed~
You bleed all over the room!~
$n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!~
You bleed all over $M!~
$n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!~
$n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!~
You bleed all over yourself!~
$n bleeds all over $mself.~
#blink~
You blink in utter disbelief.~
$n blinks in utter disbelief.~
You blink at $M in confusion.~
$n blinks at $N in confusion.~
$n blinks at you in confusion.~
You are sooooooooooooo confused~
$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~
#blush~
Your cheeks are burning.~
$n blushes.~
You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
You blush at your own folly.~
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
#bonk~
BONK.~
$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.~
You bonk $m for being a numbskull.~
$n bonks $N.  What a numbskull.~
$n bonks you.  BONK BONK BONK!~
You bonk yourself.~
$n bonks $mself.~
#bounce~
BOIINNNNNNGG!~
$n bounces around.~
You bounce onto $S lap.~
$n bounces onto $N's lap.~
$n bounces onto your lap.~
You bounce your head like a basketball.~
$n plays basketball with $s head.~
#bow~
You bow deeply.~
$n bows deeply.~
You bow before $M.~
$n bows before $N.~
$n bows before you.~
You kiss your toes.~
$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~
#brb~
You announce that you will be right back.~
$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~
You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~
$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~
#burp~
You burp loudly.~
$n burps loudly.~
You burp loudly to $M in response.~
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
You burp at yourself.~
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
#bye~
You say goodbye to all in the room.~
$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
You say goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to you.~
You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
$n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~
#cackle~
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
You cackle gleefully at $N~
$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~
#cheer~
ZIS BOOM BAH!  BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!~
$n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'~
You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~
$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~
$n cheers you on!~
You cheer yourself up.~
$n cheers $mself on.~
#chuckle~
You chuckle politely.~
$n chuckles politely.~
You chuckle at $S joke.~
$n chuckles at $N's joke.~
$n chuckles at your joke.~
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
#clap~
You clap your hands together.~
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
You clap at $S performance.~
$n claps at $N's performance.~
$n claps at your performance.~
You clap at your own performance.~
$n claps at $s own performance.~
#comfort~
Do you feel uncomfortable?~
~
You comfort $M.~
$n comforts $N.~
$n comforts you.~
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~
#cough~
You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
$n coughs loudly.~
You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?~
You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
$n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~
#cringe~
You cringe in terror.~
$n cringes in terror!~
You cringe away from $M.~
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
$n cringes away from you.~
I beg your pardon?~
~
#cry~
Waaaaah ...~
$n bursts into tears.~
You cry on $S shoulder.~
$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
$n cries on your shoulder.~
You cry to yourself.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself.~
#cuddle~
Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
$n looks around for someone to cuddle with.~
You cuddle $M.~
$n cuddles $N.~
$n cuddles you.~
You cuddle up into a little ball...how sweet.~
$n cuddles up into a little ball...how sweet.~
#curse~
You swear loudly for a long time.~
$n swears: @*&^%@*&!~
You swear at $M.~
$n swears at $N.~
$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
You swear at your own mistakes.~
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
#dammit~
You curse like a drunken sailor for how the fates have treated you.~
$n slams $s weapon on the ground and yells, 'Dammit Dammit DAMMIT!'~
You throw your hands up in disgust and let the verbal barbs fly at $N!~
$n curses $N to eternity while throwing a fit.~
$n curses you out like never before, $e must be pretty ticked off.~
You curse your own stupidity! Bah!~
$n curses $mself!~
#curtsey~
You curtsey to your audience.~
$n curtseys gracefully.~
You curtsey to $M.~
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
#dance~
You dance like only Snoopy can!~
$n does the Snoopy Dance of Joy.~
You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
You skip and dance around by yourself.~
$n dances a pas-de-une.~
#dive~
You dive into the ocean.~
$n dives into the ocean.~
You dive behind $M and hide.~
$n dives behind $N and hides.~
$n dives behind you and hides.~
You take a dive.~
$n takes a dive.~
#doh~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
#drool~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~
You drool all over $N.~
$n drools all over $N.~
$n drools all over you.~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~
#duck~
Whew!  That was close!~
$n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~
You duck behind $M.  Whew!  That was close!~
$n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~
$n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~
You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!~
$n tries to duck behind $mself.  $n needs help getting untied now.~
#eyebrow~
You raise an eyebrow.~
$n raises an eyebrow.~
You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
$n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~
#faint~
You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~
$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~
You faint into $S arms.~
$n faints into $N's arms.~
$n faints into your arms.  How romantic.~
You look down at your condition and faint.~
$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~
#fakerep~
You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
#fart~
You cut the cheese.~
$n cuts the cheese! Somebody light a match.~
You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
$n farts in $N's direction.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
#flex~
You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.~
$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!~
You flex your bulging muscles at $M.~
$n flexes $s muscles at $N.~
$n flexes $s muscles at you.  $n must be trying to impress you.~
You flex your muscles at yourself.  Wow, you are HUGE!~
$n flexes $s muscles at $mself.  How narcissistic!~
#flip~
You flip head over heels.~
$n flips head over heels.~
You flip $M over your shoulder.~
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
You tumble all over the room.~
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
#flirt~
Wink wink!~
$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
You flirt with $M.~
$n flirts with $N.~
$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
You flirt with yourself.~
$n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~
#frag~
You say, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
$n says, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
You glare at $N and say, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
$n glares at $N and says, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
$n glares at you and says, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
You mutter angrily to yourself, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
$n mutters angrily to $mself, 'FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG!!!'~
#fondle~
Who needs to be fondled?~
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You fondly fondle $M.~
$n fondly fondles $N.~
$n fondly fondles you.~
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?~
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!~
#french~
Kiss whom?~
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
$n kisses $N passionately.~
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
#frown~
What's bothering you ?~
$n frowns.~
You frown at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what $N did.~
$n frowns at what you did.~
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
$n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~
#fruff~
You turn into a fruff monster and look for someone to fruff.~
$n turns into a fruff monster and looks around for a fruff victim.~
You fruff $N until $E starts to giggle out loud.~
$n fruffs $N until $E giggles!~
$n fruffs you and you giggle out loud!~
Finding no one else, you fruff yourself.~
Finding no one else, $n fruffs $mself.~
#ghug~
You grab everyone in the room and give 'em all a squeeze!~
$n grabs you all in a big group hug for a squeeeeze!~
GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
$n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
#giggle~
You giggle.~
$n giggles.~
You giggle in $S presence.~
$n giggles at $N's actions.~
$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~
#glare~
You glare at nothing in particular.~
$n glares around $m.~
You glare icily at $M.~
$n glares at $N.~
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
#goose~
You honk like a goose.~
$n honks like a goose.~
You goose $S luscious bottom.~
$n gooses $N's soft behind.~
$n squeezes your tush.  Oh my!~
You goose yourself.~
$n gooses $mself.  Yuck.~
#grimace~
You contort your face in disgust.~
$n grimaces is disgust.~
You grimace in disgust at $M.~
$n grimaces in disgust at $N.~
$n grimaces in disgust at you.~
You grimace at yourself in disgust.~
$n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~
#grin~
You grin evilly.~
$n grins evilly.~
You grin evilly at $M.~
$n grins evilly at $N.~
$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
#groan~
You groan loudly.~
$n groans loudly.~
You groan at the sight of $M.~
$n groans at the sight of $N.~
$n groans at the sight of you.~
You groan as you realize what you have done.~
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
#grovel~
You grovel in the dirt.~
$n grovels in the dirt.~
You grovel before $M.~
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n grovels in the dirt before you.~
That seems a little silly to me.~
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#growl~
Grrrrrrrrrr ...~
$n growls.~
Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
#grumble~
You grumble.~
$n grumbles.~
You grumble to $M.~
$n grumbles to $N.~
$n grumbles to you.~
You grumble under your breath.~
$n grumbles under $s breath.~
#grunt~
GRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!~
$n grunts like a pig.~
GRNNNHTTTT.~
$n grunts to $N.  What a pig!~
$n grunts to you.  What a pig!~
GRNNNHTTTT.~
$n grunts to $mself.  What a pig!~
#highfive~
You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.~
$n jumps in the air by $mself.  Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?~
You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!~
You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive!  Wonder what $e did?~
#hmm~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
#hug~
Hug whom?~
~
You hug $M.~
$n hugs $N.~
$n hugs you.~
You hug yourself.~
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
#kiss~
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
~
You kiss $M.~
$n kisses $N.~
$n kisses you.~
All the lonely people :(~
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#lag~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
#lapdance~
You look around for someone to lapdance.~
$n looks around for someone to lapdance.~
You lapdance $M making $M pop into a sweat!~
$n lapdances $N till they beg for mercy!~
$n lapdances you slowly to the beat of Latin music!~
You lapdance yourself.  Kinky!~
$n lapdances $mself. You wonder, 'Are they really that lonely?'~
#laugh~
You laugh.~
$n laughs.~
You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
#lick~
You lick your lips and smile.~
$n licks $s lips and smiles.~
You lick $M.~
$n licks $N.~
$n licks you.~
You lick yourself.~
$n licks $mself - YUCK.~
#liege~
You kneel down on the ground, looking for someone to liege.~
$n kneels to the ground, looking for someone to liege.~
You kneel before $M and say, 'My liege!'~
$n kneels before $N and says, 'My liege!'~
$n kneels before you and says, 'My liege!'~
You liege yourself, how silly!~
$n lieges $mself, how strange.~
#massage~
Massage what?  Thin air?~
~
You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
$n massages $N's shoulders.~
$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~
#mmm~
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
#mock~
You mock nothing in general.~
$n mocks nothing in general.~
You look at $M, smile, and say 'I mock you.'~
$n mocks $N mercilessly.~
$n looks at you, smiles, and says 'I mock you.'~
You mock yourself alot.~
$n mocks $mself just cause $e can.~
#moan~
You start to moan.~
$n starts moaning.~
You moan at the sight of $M~
You moan at the sight of $N.~
$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
You moan at yourself.~
$n makes $mself moan.~
#muhaha~
You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
Muhaha at yourself??  Wierd.~
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#ni~
You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~
#nibble~
Nibble on whom?~
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You nibble on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on your ear.~
You nibble on your OWN ear. Nice lobes.~
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear. Now That's talent!~
#nod~
You nod affirmative.~
$n nods affirmative.~
You nod in recognition to $M.~
$n nods in recognition to $N.~
$n nods in recognition to you.~
You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?~
$n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.~
#nudge~
Nudge whom?~
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You nudge $M.~
$n nudges $N.~
$n nudges you.~
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
#oral~
Answer: &YORAL SEX!! &PAnd lots of it!~
$n yells, &C'Answer: ORAL SEX!! And lots of it!'~
Answer: &YORAL SEX!! &PAnd lots of it!~
$n yells, &C'Answer: ORAL SEX!! And lots of it!'~
$n yells, &C'Answer: ORAL SEX!! And lots of it!'~
You remind yourself of the answer, &YORAL SEX!~
$n yells, &C'Answer: ORAL SEX!! And lots of it!'~
#ooo~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
#pet~
Pat whom?~
~
You pat $N on $S head.~
$n pats $N on $S head.~
$n pats you on your head.~
You pat yourself on your head.  Aren't you proud?~
$n pats $mself on the head.  $e is proud of $mself!~
#peer~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
You peer at $M quizzically.~
$n peers at $N quizzically.~
$n peers at you quizzically.~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
#pinch~
You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.~
$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.~
You pinch $S rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches your chubby cheeks.~
You need a pinch of salt.~
$n needs a pinch of salt.~
#point~
Point at whom?~
~
You point at $M accusingly.~
$n points at $N accusingly.~
$n points at you accusingly.~
You point proudly at yourself.~
$n points proudly at $mself.~
#poke~
Poke whom?~
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You poke $M in the ribs.~
$n pokes $N in the ribs.~
$n pokes you in the ribs.~
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
#pounce~
You crouch low to the ground, looking for someone to pounce on...~
$n pounces up and down like a mad man!~
You pounce onto $N's lap playfully.~
$n pounces onto $N's lap playfully.~
$n crouches low to the ground, looking for someone to pounce on...~
You attempt to pounce on yourself. Not too swift...~
$n attempts to pounce on $mself! Not too swift...~
#ponder~
You ponder the question.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
You ponder what $N just did.~
$n ponders what $N just did.~
$n ponders what you just did.~
You ponder your sexuality.~
$n ponders $s sexuality.~
#pout~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts at $N.  What did $N do?~
$n pouts at you.  What did you do to $m?~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~
#pray~
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
You crawl in the dust before $M.~
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
Talk about narcissism ...~
$n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
#puke~
You puke ... chunks everywhere!~
$n pukes.~
You puke on $M.~
$n pukes on $N.~
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
You puke on yourself.~
$n pukes on $s clothes.~
#raise~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response to you.~
You raise your hand in response.~
$n raises $s hand in response.~
#rofl~
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
$n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~
#roflmao~
You roll on the floor, laughing your ass off!~
$n rolls on the floor, laughing $s ass off!~
You roll on the floor, laughing your ass off at $M!~
$n rolls on the floor, laughing $s ass off at $N!~
$n rolls on the floor, laughing $s ass off at YOU!~
You roll on the floor, laughing your ass off at yourself!~
$n rolls on the floor, laughing $s ass off at $mself...Strange.~
#roll~
You roll your eyes.~
$n rolls $s eyes.~
You roll your eyes at $M.~
$n rolls $s eyes at $N.~
$n rolls $s eyes at you.~
You roll your eyes at yourself.~
$n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~
#ruffle~
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
~
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles your hair playfully.~
You ruffle your hair.~
$n ruffles $s hair.~
#sad~
You put on a glum expression.~
$n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
You give $M your best glum expression.~
$n looks at $N glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
$n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~
#salute~
You salute smartly.~
$n salutes smartly.~
You salute $M.~
$n salutes $N.~
$n salutes you.~
Huh?~
~
#scream~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
$n screams loudly!~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!~
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
#shake~
You shake your head.~
$n shakes $s head.~
You shake $S hand.~
$n shakes $N's hand.~
$n shakes your hand.~
You are shaken by yourself.~
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
#shrug~
You shrug.~
$n shrugs helplessly.~
You shrug in response to $s question.~
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
$n shrugs in respopnse to your question.~
You shrug to yourself.~
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
#sigh~
You sigh.~
$n sighs loudly.~
You sigh as you think of $M.~
$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
#slobber~
You slobber all over the floor.~
$n slobbers all over the floor.~
You slobber all over $M.~
$n slobbers all over $N.~
$n slobbers all over you.~
You slobber all down your front.~
$n slobbers all over $mself.~
#smile~
You smile happily.~
$n smiles happily.~
You smile at $M.~
$n beams a smile at $N.~
$n smiles at you.~
You smile at yourself.~
$n smiles at $mself.~
#slap~
You look around for someone to slap.~
$n looks around for someone to slap.~
You slap $M.~
$n slaps $N.~
$n slaps you.~
You slap yourself across the face.~
$n slaps $mself across the face.~
#smirk~
You smirk.~
$n smirks.~
You smirk at $S saying.~
$n smirks at $N's saying.~
$n smirks at your saying.~
You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
#smooch~
You are searching for someone to smooch.~
$n is looking for someone to smooch.~
You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
$n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
$n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
You smooch yourself.~
$n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~
#sneeze~
Gesundheit!~
$n sneezes.~
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#snicker~
You snicker softly.~
$n snickers softly.~
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
#sniff~
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
$n sniffs sadly.~
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
#spank~
Spank whom?~
~
You spank $M playfully.~
$n spanks $N playfully.~
$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
$n spanks $mself.  Kinky!~
#squeeze~
Where, what, how, whom?~
~
You squeeze $M fondly.~
$n squeezes $N fondly.~
$n squeezes you fondly.~
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
$n squeezes $mself.~
#strip~
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you.~
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~
#strut~
Strut your stuff.~
$n struts proudly.~
You strut to get $S attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
#swoon~
You swoon in ecstacy.~
$n swoons in ecstacy.~
You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~
$n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~
$n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~
You swoon in ecstacy.~
$n swoons in ecstacy.~
#tackle~
You can't tackle the AIR!~
~
You run over to $M and bring $M down!~
$n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~
$n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~
#tap~
You tap your foot impatiently.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently.~
You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
$n taps $mself on the head.~
#thank~
Thank you too.~
~
You thank $N heartily.~
$n thanks $N heartily.~
$n thanks you heartily.~
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
$n thanks $mself since you won't.~
#think~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.  Maybe $e is thinking of you?~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
#tickle~
Whom do you want to tickle?~
~
You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.~
$n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.~
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
You tickle yourself, how funny!~
$n tickles $mself.~
#twiddle~
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
You twiddle $S ears.~
$n twiddles $N's ears.~
$n twiddles your ears.~
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
#wave~
You wave.~
$n waves happily.~
You wave goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
Are you going on adventures as well?~
$n waves goodbye to $mself.~
#wedgie~
You look around for someone to wedgie.~
$n is looking around for someone to wedgie!  Run!~
You wedgie $M.  Must be fun! ~
$n wedgies $N to the heavens.~
$n wedgies you!  Ouch!~
You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.~
$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.~
#whine~
Would you like some cheese with that whine?~
$n whines 'I want to be a god already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~
$n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I..'~
$n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I...'~
You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
$n whines 'I want to be a god already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
#wince~
You wince.  Ouch!~
$n winces.  Ouch!~
You wince at $M.~
$n winces at $N.~
$n winces at you.~
You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
$n winces at $mself.  Ouch!~
#wink~
You wink suggestively.~
$n winks suggestively.~
You wink suggestively at $N.~
$n winks at $N.~
$n winks suggestively at you.~
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
#worship~
You worship the powers that be.~
$n worships the powers that be.~
You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~
$n prostrates $mself before $N.~
$n believes you are all powerful.~
You worship yourself.~
$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~
#fk~
You say FUCK IT and sit yo ass down.~
$n says Fuck this shit man!~
You tell $M to Fuck this shit man!~
$n tells $N to Fuck it.~
$n just told you to Fuck it.~
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#snuggle~
You look for someone to snuggle with.~
$n is in a snuggling mood.~
You snuggle up against $M lovingly.~
$n snuggles up against $N in a loving fashion.~
$n snuggles against you in a loving fashion.~
You snuggle up into a little ball.~
$n snuggles up into a little ball.~
#jig~
You break out into a lively jig.~
$n breaks out into a lively jig.~
You dance a jig around $M~
$n dances a jig around $N.~
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You do a happy jig by yourself.~
$n does a jig by themself, with a smile on their face.~
#wiggle~
You wiggle your bottom.~
$n wiggles $s bottom.~
You wiggle your bottom at $M.~
$n wiggles $s bottom towards $N.~
$n wiggles $s bottom at you.~
You wiggle your bottom like a bowl of Jell-O.~
$n wiggles $s bottom like Jell-O.~
#fume~
You fume with frightening rage!~
$n fumes in anger around $mself.~
You are fuming with rage at $N.~
$n is fuming with rage at $N.~
$n is furious with you!~
You are furious with yourself.~
$n's ears are smokin' with rage.~
#undress~
You slowly begin to remove your clothes...kinky!~
$n slowly begins to undress in front of you, OooOOo!~
You slowly undress $M with your eyes.~
$n slowly undresses $N with their eyes.~
$n looks at you and begins to undress you with their eyes!~
You look at yourself and wish you were naked.~
$n looks at $mself and wishes they were naked.~
#bird~
You stand proudly, and give the one-finger salute.~
$n gives the finger to nobody in particular.~
You flip $N off.~
$n flips the bird to $N!~
$n flips you the bird!~
You give yourself the finger, Doh!~
$n gives $mself the finger, must love $mself.~
#gasp~
You gasp in astonishment.~
$n gasps in astonishment.~
You gasp as you realize what $e did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
You look at yourself and gasp!~
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!~
#ltns~
Long time no see whom?~
~
Hey! It's $N! Long time no see!~
$n is overjoyed to see $N.~
$n seems to be very happy to see you! Long time no see!~
Better see some counselling about that.~
$n hasn't seen $mself lately. Makeover time.~
#smite~
You look around for someone to smite.~
$n is taking volunteers to smite.~
You smite $M.~
$n looks down upon $N and says, "I smite thee!"~
$n towers over you and says, "I smite thee!"~
You smite yourself.~
$n curses $mself with smite.~
#beat~
You look around for someone to beat.~
$n looks around for someone to beat! Better move fast!~
You beat $M with a rubber chicken.~
$n beats $N with a rubber chicken.~
$n beats you with a rubber chicken.~
You beat yourself up about the last loss. *sniff*~
$n beats $mself about $s last loss.~
#subzero~
You say in a booming voice 'FINISH HIM!'~
$n says in a booming voice 'FINISH HIM!'~
You rip off $N's head and hold it in the air. FATALITY.~
$n rips off $N's head and holds it in the air. FATALITY~
$n rips your head off and holds it in the air. FATALITY.~
You rip your head off and hold it in the air. FATALITY.~
$n rips his head off and holds it in the air. FATALITY.~
#END~