#ADAREA
N corporate nightmare~
B None~
V 7500 7599
S 1
F 0
M 0
End


#ADMOBS
#7500
N junk computer~
S the junk computer~
L This computer brand was So much cheaper!
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7501
N trashy desk~
S a trashy desk~
L They got these desks from a third hand shop.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7502
N junk chair~
S a junk chair~
L No matter what you do, this chair still wobbles.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7503
N rusty file cabinet~
S a rusty file cabinet~
L It's rusty, the drawers squeak, and it eats your paperwork.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7504
N shelfless bookcase~
S a shelfless bookcase~
L This bookcase is great! If you only need one shelf.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7505
N homicidal worker~
S a homicidal worker~
L He's looking up stats on cheap semi-auto weapons... be afraid.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7506
N middle management~
S middle management~
L He's only middle management, so has only had a partial lobotomy.
~
D ~
A 1
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7507
N upper management~
S upper management~
L Yes, a full lobotomy IS required for upper management.
~
D ~
A 1
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7508
N slacker~
S the slacker~
L He comes in late, leaves early. Looks like promotion material.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7509
N sexual harassment bitch~
S the sexual harassment bitch~
L She's a sexual harrassment case looking to happen.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7510
N copy machine~
S the evil copy machine~
L It's out of toner, not warmed up, or eating your papers.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7511
N nice desk~
S the functional desk~
L This desk has draws that actually open. Imagine that.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7512
N telephone~
S a telephone~
L It rings, and rings, and rings....
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7513
N receptionist~
S the busy receptionist~
L A girl can only do so many things at once.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7514
N irate copier~
S an irate copier~
L He just wants to make a damn copy, is that so much to ask?
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7515
N hr director~
S the HR directer~
L She actually supervises this crap?
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7516
N hr employee~
S a HR employee~
L They lied about the benefits, and are denying all knowlege.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7517
N water cooler jerk~
S the water cooler jerk~
L They block the hallway to discuss important issues.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7518
N accounting clerk~
S the accounting clerk~
L They are busy losing your paycheck.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7519
N chatty employee~
S the chatty employee~
L He has no real job, he's just here to talk.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7520
N it guy~
S the IT guy~
L He's too busy to fix your problem right now.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7521
N troubled user~
S a troubled user~
L All they want is a functional pc.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7522
N empty coffee pot~
S an empty coffee pot~
L No one ever starts a new pot when they take the last cup.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7523
N caffiene fiend~
S the caffiene fiend~
L He just wants the pot full ONCE in his FUCKING LIFE!
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7524
N ass kisser~
S the brown-noser~
L Sure hope the boss doesn't make any sudden turns.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7525
N snack machine~
S the snack machine~
L It never gives you what you want.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7526
N drink machine~
S the drink machine~
L It always steals your money.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7527
N head secretary~
S the boss's secretary~
L Part pit-bull, part retriever, all dog.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7528
N doug allison~
S the big boss~
L He makes Mr. Burns look young.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7529
N best furniture~
S the best furniture~
L It's new, it's expensive, it makes you want to scream.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7530
N server~
S the ever-crashing server~
L It might stay up for more than a day at a time, but it's not likely.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7531
N tape backup~
S the tape backup system~
L Store your backups?  It's too busy eating the tapes.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#7532
N conference table~
S a conference table~
L This table takes up most the space in the room.
~
D ~
A 3
Af 0
Al 0
Lv 325
G 0
Sx 0
End
#0



#ADOBJ
#0



#ADROOMS
#7500
N Corporate Lobby~
D The receptionist is Much too busy to help you.  She's having to juggle her
personal call, filing her nails, and surfing the web.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7511 3 7500
R M 7512 10 7500
R M 7513 1 7500
R M 7508 5 7500
R M 7508 5 7500
Dr 0 0 0 7501
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7545
~
~
End
#7501
N First Floor Hallway~
D It's a hallway, how much excitement did you expect?
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7502
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7510
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7500
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7503
~
~
End
#7502
N Elevators, Ground Floor~
D You wait on the elevator.  All of them are currently going up, not a single one
coming down.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 2 0 0 7501
~
~
Dr 4 0 0 7517
~
~
End
#7503
N Ground Floor Hallway~
D Again, a hallway, get over it.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7508
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7501
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7509
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7504
~
~
End
#7504
N Ground Floor Hallway~
D You guessed it, more hallway
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 1 0 0 7503
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7505
~
~
End
#7505
N Water Cooler~
D Yes, they're too busy working to help anyone, but they have all day to talk
about the latest Survivor series.  Great.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7517 10 7505
R M 7517 10 7505
R M 7517 10 7505
R M 7517 10 7505
Dr 0 0 0 7506
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7504
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7507
~
~
End
#7506
N Copy Room~
D The theory that there are no inanimate objects is proven here daily.  That copy
machine IS out to get you.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7510 15 7506
R M 7510 15 7506
R M 7510 15 7506
R M 7514 15 7506
R M 7514 15 7506
Dr 2 0 0 7505
~
~
End
#7507
N Inhumane Resource Department~
D All pretense has been dropped in this office, they've decided to name it
correctly here.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7515 1 7507
R M 7516 8 7507
R M 7516 8 7507
R M 7516 8 7507
R M 7516 8 7507
Dr 0 0 0 7505
~
~
End
#7508
N Payroll Department~
D This is where they mess up, lose, and generally foul your pay.  Think they
ever have trouble with theirs?
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7518 5 7508
R M 7518 5 7508
R M 7518 5 7508
R M 7518 5 7508
R M 7505 5 7508
Dr 2 0 0 7503
~
~
End
#7509
N Office 108~
D The desk, the computer that won't cooperate, the piles of paperwork that
you'll get through some day... it's all here.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7509
R M 7501 9 7509
R M 7502 1 7509
R M 7503 9 7509
R M 7504 1 7509
R M 7505 12 7509
Dr 0 0 0 7503
~
~
End
#7510
N Fist Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7515
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7511
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7516
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7501
~
~
End
#7511
N Fist Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 1 0 0 7512
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7510
~
~
End
#7512
N Fist Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7513
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7514
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7511
~
~
End
#7513
N Office 103~
D It's small, always overly-hot, or overly cold.  You work here, you'll die here.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7513
R M 7501 9 7513
R M 7502 1 7513
R M 7503 9 7513
R M 7504 1 7513
R M 7505 12 7513
Dr 2 0 0 7512
~
~
End
#7514
N Office 104~
D It's small, always overly hot, or overly cold.  You work here, you'll die here.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7514
R M 7501 9 7514
R M 7502 1 7514
R M 7503 9 7514
R M 7504 1 7514
R M 7505 12 7514
Dr 0 0 0 7512
~
~
End
#7515
N Office 105~
D This office is great.  Right by the elevators so the boss can check in on you
before heading up to his own.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7515
R M 7501 9 7515
R M 7502 9 7515
R M 7503 9 7515
R M 7504 9 7515
R M 7508 9 7515
Dr 2 0 0 7510
~
~
End
#7516
N Office 106~
D You bare your teeth and scream in rage from the lack of intelligence in
Management.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7516
R M 7501 9 7516
R M 7502 9 7516
R M 7503 9 7516
R M 7504 9 7516
R M 7508 9 7516
Dr 0 0 0 7510
~
~
End
#7517
N Elevator, Second Floor~
D The guy next to you keeps trying to start a conversation, you just want to get
the day over with.  Can't he just shut the fuck up?
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7519 20 7517
R M 7519 20 7517
R M 7519 20 7517
R M 7519 20 7517
R M 7519 20 7517
Dr 2 0 0 7520
~
~
Dr 4 0 0 7532
~
~
Dr 5 0 0 7502
~
~
End
#7518
N Second Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7530
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7519
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7531
~
~
End
#7519
N Second Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7529
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7520
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7528
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7518
~
~
End
#7520
N Second Floor, IT~
D Sesond floor, the realm of the mysterious IT department.  Think they'll get
to your problem today? Doubt it.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7517
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7521
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7527
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7519
~
~
End
#7521
N Second Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7525
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7522
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7526
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7520
~
~
End
#7522
N Second Floor Hallway~
D ~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7523
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7524
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7521
~
~
End
#7523
N IT Dept~
D This is the "busy" IT department.  They're so busy, they never have time to
fix anything it seems.  They think they are God, and are sure you know less
than a headless goat.  Just ask them.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7520 10 7523
R M 7520 10 7523
R M 7521 10 7523
R M 7521 10 7523
Dr 2 0 0 7522
~
~
End
#7524
N Server Room~
D The temperature in here is a cool 98 degrees. (Seperate AC for the server room?
Why would we need that?)  The head of the IT department is here trying to
calm down so he doesn't kill the last user who interupted him.  Of Course
it was an emergency, he couldn't change the background on his work station for
God's sake!
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7520 10 7524
R M 7520 10 7524
R M 7530 2 7524
R M 7531 2 7524
Dr 0 0 0 7522
~
~
End
#7525
N Copy Machine Room~
D Suck my toner cartridge you piece of imported shit, just give me my copy!
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7510 15 7525
R M 7510 15 7525
R M 7510 15 7525
R M 7514 15 7525
R M 7514 15 7525
R M 7514 15 7525
Dr 2 0 0 7521
~
~
End
#7526
N Office 206~
D Just because you're closer to the IT department, doesn't mean you get better
service.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7526
R M 7501 9 7526
R M 7502 9 7526
R M 7503 9 7526
R M 7504 9 7526
R M 7508 9 7526
Dr 0 0 0 7521
~
~
End
#7527
N Coffee Room~
D This is where the IT guys hang out.  Maybe they can put up with all the stupid
users in the building if they can just get enough coffee.  Doubt it.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7522 5 7527
R M 7522 5 7527
R M 7522 5 7527
R M 7523 5 7527
R M 7523 5 7527
Dr 0 0 0 7520
~
~
End
#7528
N Office 208~
D This office worker it twitching from lack of nicotine.  It's raining out, and
he is cursing the non-smokers of the world.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7528
R M 7501 9 7528
R M 7502 9 7528
R M 7503 9 7528
R M 7504 9 7528
R M 7508 9 7528
Dr 0 0 0 7519
~
~
End
#7529
N Office 209~
D The desk is cluttered, the file cabinets open, and she's busy making sure
she got the bid in on time at E-bay.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7529
R M 7501 9 7529
R M 7502 1 7529
R M 7503 9 7529
R M 7504 1 7529
R M 7505 12 7529
Dr 2 0 0 7519
~
~
End
#7530
N Conference Room~
D This is where all the important business is carried on.  Endless, pointless
meetings, time consuming presentations, and don't forget, the ever popular
staff meetings.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7512 5 7530
R M 7532 1 7530
R M 7507 10 7530
R M 7507 10 7530
Dr 2 0 0 7518
~
~
End
#7531
N Office 210~
D This office is noticably empty.  The last 3 people left after a month in search
of any job that didn't involve this company in any form, shape, or fashion.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7531
R M 7501 9 7531
R M 7502 1 7531
R M 7503 9 7531
R M 7504 1 7531
Dr 0 0 0 7518
~
~
End
#7532
N Elevator, Third Floor~
D Third floor.  Bathrooms, break room, and yes, another copy machine room.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 2 0 0 7533
~
~
Dr 4 0 0 7541
~
~
Dr 5 0 0 7517
~
~
End
#7533
N Third Floor Hallway~
D The carpet here is noticably more worn than on the other floors.  Think maybe
employees spend more time here than anywhere else?
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7532
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7535
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7534
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7538
~
~
End
#7534
N Third Floor Break Room~
D So This is where all the workers from the empty office are!
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7519 20 7534
R M 7519 20 7534
R M 7523 15 7534
R M 7523 15 7534
R M 7525 3 7534
R M 7526 3 7534
Dr 0 0 0 7533
~
~
End
#7535
N Third Floor Hallway~
D Blah blah, hallway.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7536
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7537
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7533
~
~
End
#7536
N Women's Bathroom~
D The myths are all true.  This room is actually spotless.  There is a couch 
along one wall, chairs by the sinks. and wonderful lighting.  The stalls are large
and clean, and all of them actually have toilet paper!
(Yes, this is fantasy land, isn't it?)
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7509 10 7536
R M 7509 10 7536
R M 7509 10 7536
R M 7509 10 7536
R M 7509 10 7536
Dr 2 0 0 7535
~
~
End
#7537
N Men's Bathroom~
D The myths are all true.  This room smells, the floor is eerily sticky, and
the urinals are all stained beyond cleaning.  No one is hanging out in here to
talk about anything
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7519 15 7537
R M 7519 15 7537
R M 7523 15 7537
R M 7523 15 7537
Dr 0 0 0 7535
~
~
End
#7538
N Third Floor Hallway~
D Does anyone even care?
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7539
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7533
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 7540
~
~
End
#7539
N Third Floor Copy Room~
D Yes, three copy rooms WERE needed, and STILL the bastard machines never work!
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7510 15 7539
R M 7510 15 7539
R M 7510 15 7539
R M 7514 15 7539
R M 7514 15 7539
R M 7514 15 7539
Dr 2 0 0 7538
~
~
End
#7540
N Office 310~
D This is the Brown-noser's office.  Closer to the boss's office, for better
range.  We wouldn't want his neck stretched too far, would we?
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7500 9 7540
R M 7501 9 7540
R M 7502 1 7540
R M 7503 9 7540
R M 7504 1 7540
R M 7524 1 7540
Dr 0 0 0 7538
~
~
End
#7541
N Elevator, Top Floor~
D Boss's Office. What the hell are you doing up here?
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 2 0 0 7542
~
~
Dr 5 0 0 7532
~
~
End
#7542
N Top Floor Hallway~
D Your shoes echo off the floor tiles.  No chance on sneaking up on these
guys.
 
~
F 0
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7541
~
~
Dr 1 0 0 7543
~
~
End
#7543
N Head Secretary's Office~
D You're standing outside the boss's office.  His secretary gets a pit bull look
in her eye when you try to enter his office without an appointment.
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7527 1 7543
R M 7511 3 7543
R M 7512 5 7543
R M 7512 5 7543
Dr 0 3 0 7544
~
~
Dr 3 0 0 7542
~
~
End
#7544
N Boss's Office~
D So THIS is where the company's budget is spent.  Leather chairs, a solid highly
polished desk, bookshelves, and file cabinets.  This is the guy that didn't
want you re-imbursed for the miles you put on your car??
 
~
F 0
S 0
R M 7528 1 7544
R M 7529 4 7544
R M 7529 4 7544
R M 7529 4 7544
R M 7506 5 7544
R M 7506 5 7544
R M 7507 5 7544
R M 7507 5 7544
Dr 2 3 0 7543
~
~
End
#7545
N Outside The Corporate Nightmare~
D The sun is shining, there's a light breeze blowing, and the temperature is
perfect.  It's one of those rare days when everything has come together to
make the text book definition of a perfect day.  Except you're about to enter
your office building, and waste this day in the corporate nightmare.
 
~
F 4
S 0
Dr 0 0 0 7500
~
~
Dr 2 0 0 3503
~
~
End
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