ss AARGH AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! <S-NAME> throws back <S-HIS-HER> head and howls in profound frustration!
ss AARGH <T-NAME> You scream your frustration and grab for <T-HIS-HER> throat with both hands! <S-NAME> howls in frustration, and leaps for <T-NAMESELF>, trying to throttle <T-HIM-HER>! <S-NAME> grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration! You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!
ss AARGH SELF You scream in frustration at your own stupidity! <S-NAME> screams in frustration at <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity!
ww ACCEPT You accept the proferred apology graciously. <S-NAME> graciously accepts the proferred apology.
ww ACCUSE Accuse who?? <S-NAME> is in an accusing mood.
ww ACCUSE <T-NAME> You look accusingly at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> looks accusingly at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks accusingly at you. Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
ww ACCUSE SELF You accuse yourself. <S-NAME> seems to have a bad conscience.
oo ADJUST You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool." <S-NAME> looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" <S-HIM-HERSELF>...
ww AGREE You agree absolutely. <S-NAME> agrees absolutely.
ww AGREE <T-NAME> You nod in enthusiastic agreement with <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> nods in enthusiastic agreement with <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> nods in enthusiastic agreement with you. Sorry, your target is absent.
ww AGREE SELF You find yourself most agreeable. <S-NAME> finds <S-HIM-HERSELF> the most agreeable being alive.
mo AIR You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth. <S-NAME> air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!
mo AIR <T-NAME> You hope <T-HE-SHE> appreciates your (total lack of) talent. <S-NAME> is surrounded by air groupies. <S-NAME> plays a most excellent tune for you on <S-HIS-HER> most excellent air guitar. Awww... you have no audience!
mo AIR SELF You play softly to yourself.
mv ANGELIC You smile angelically. Becoming the poster child of innocence, <S-NAME> smiles angelically.
mv ANGELIC <T-NAME> You smile angelically at <T-NAME>, the epitome of innocence exuding from you. In an attempt to be the epitome of innocence, <S-NAME> smiles angelically at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> tries to smile angelically at you. And pigs fly. You and innocence mix like oil and water -- and they knew that before they left.
ww ANTICIPATE You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' <S-NAME> murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'
ww APOLOGIZE You apologize until you are blue in the face. <S-NAME> apologizes profusely.
ww APOLOGIZE <T-NAME> You might as well apologize because <T-HE-SHE> sure as hell won't. <S-NAME> apologizes to <T-NAMESELF> with a very sincere look on <S-HIS-HER> face. <S-NAME> apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness. Who's that?
ms APPLAUD Clap, clap, clap. <S-NAME> gives a round of applause.
ms APPLAUD <T-NAME> You clap at <T-NAMESELF>'s actions. <S-NAME> claps at <T-NAMESELF>'s actions. <S-NAME> gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good! You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.
ms APPLAUD SELF You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited! <S-NAME> applauds at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Boy, are we conceited!
oo ATL <T-NAME> You attach to <T-YOUPOSS> leg in a panicked attempt to make <T-HIM-HER> stay! <S-NAME> divebombs <T-YOUPOSS> leg in a pathetic attempt to get <T-HIM-HER> to stay. <S-NAME> attaches to your leg so you can`t leave. *PANIC* you can`t get <S-HIM-HER> off! They`ve already left.
oo AWE You stand in awe. <S-NAME> stands in awe.
oo AWE <T-NAME> You stand in awe of <T-NAME>, like WOW, dude! <S-NAME> stands in awe of <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> stands in awe of you. You must be imagining things, they aren`t here.
oo AWE SELF You stand in awe of yourself, WOW, don`t you just rock?! <S-NAME> stands in awe of <S-him-herself>.
ww BABBLE You babble endlessly. <S-NAME> babbles endlessly, won't <S-HE-SHE> EVER shut up?
ww BABBLE <T-NAME> You babble to <T-NAMESELF> for hours on end. <S-NAME> babbles to <T-NAMESELF> for what seems an eternity, how can <T-NAMESELF> stand it? <S-NAME> babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping <S-HE-SHE> will shut up soon. Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?
ww BABBLE SELF You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!! <S-NAME> babbles quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ss BARK You bark loudly. <S-NAME> barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! bark.wav
ss BARK <T-NAME> You bark at <T-NAMESELF> scaring <T-HIM-HER> silly -- SHAME ON YOU!! <S-NAME> barks at <T-NAMESELF> scaring <T-HIM-HER> senseless. <S-NAME> barks loudly at you, you back away, because <S-HE-SHE> might bite too!! Bark at whom? bark.wav
ss BARK SELF You bark at yourself and jump back in fear. <S-NAME> barks at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and cowers in fear. bark.wav
mo BAT You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. <S-NAME> bats <S-HIS-HER> long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.
mv BATHE You bathe yourself. <S-NAME> bathes <S-him-herself>.
mv BATHE <T-NAME> You wash <T-NAME> gently. <S-NAME> gently bathes <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> gently bathes you. Mmmm..this is the life. Bathe who?
mv BATHE SELF You scrub yourself clean while humming `Rubber ducky" quietly. <S-NAME> hums `Rubber ducky" softly to <S-his-herself>.
mv BBL We will see you when you get back. <S-NAME> will be back later.
mo BCATCH You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight. <S-NAME> reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to <S-HIM-HER>.
mo BEAM You beam delightedly at nothing in particular. <S-NAME> beams broadly at nothing in particular.
mo BEAM <T-NAME> You dazzle <T-NAMESELF> with your smile. <S-NAME> must like <T-NAMESELF> a great deal to beam at <T-HIM-HER> so broadly! <S-NAME> must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly! You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends...
mo BEAM SELF Well, aren't you special? <S-NAME> beams at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously pleased.
oo BEARHUG Whom do you wish to bearhug?
ov BEARHUG <T-NAME> You overwhelm <T-NAMESELF> with a great, big, hulking bearhug. <S-NAME> encompasses <T-NAMESELF> in an ENORMOUS bearhug! <S-NAME> clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug! Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here? bighug.wav
oo BEARHUG SELF You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation. <S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> as tightly as possible. Looks like <S-HE-SHE> could use a hand. bighug.wav
mo BECKON You beckon for everyone to follow. <S-NAME> beckons for everyone to follow.
mo BECKON <T-NAME> You beckon for <T-NAMESELF> to follow -- sure hope they do! <S-NAME> beckons <T-NAMESELF> to follow...hmmm what's going on? <S-NAME> beckons for you to follow. So sorry, that person has already left.
mo BECKON SELF You beckon to your shadow to follow. <S-NAME> beckons to <S-HIS-HER> shadow to follow.
mv BEER You pull out a six-pack. <S-NAME> starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
mv BEER <T-NAME> You toss a bottle of beer at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> tosses a bottle of beer at <T-NAMESELF> ... let's just hope <S-HE-SHE>'ll catch it! <S-NAME> tossed you a bottle of beer... I think <S-HE-SHE> wants something... The bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.
mv BEER SELF You pop off the top and down a beer. <S-NAME> pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.
ww BEG You beg the gods for mercy. The gods fall down laughing at <S-NAME>'s request for mercy.
ww BEG <T-NAME> You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> begs you for money. You graciously let <S-HIM-HER> peep at your fortune. <S-NAME> begs <T-NAMESELF> for a dime or two - or twenty ! Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
ww BEG SELF Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
mo BIRD You flick a bird...How obscene! <S-NAME> flicks a bird at no one in particular.
mo BIRD <T-NAME> You shoot a bird at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> the bird. <S-NAME> gives you the bird...What an ass! Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?
ww BITE You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath. <S-NAME> glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under <S-HIS-HER> breath.
mt BITE <T-NAME> You bite <T-NAMESELF> on the neck. <S-NAME> bites <T-NAMESELF> on the neck! <S-NAME> bites you on the neck. Hungry? No such luck.
mo BITE SELF You bite your knuckle in anguish. <S-NAME> bites <S-HIS-HER> knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!
ss BKISS You blow kisses to the air. <S-NAME> blows kisses at no one in particular. bkiss.wav
ms BKISS <T-NAME> You blow a kiss at <T-NAMESELF> and wonder if <T-HE-SHE> will catch it. <S-NAME> blows a kiss at <T-NAMESELF> ... isn't <S-HE-SHE> so CUTE? <S-NAME> blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at <S-HIM-HER>. You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to. bkiss.wav
ms BKISS SELF You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful? <S-NAME> blows a kiss to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously very in love. bkiss.wav
mo BLEED You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess! <S-NAME> weakly bleeds all over the floor.
mo BLEED <T-NAME> You bleed on <T-NAMESELF> -- ewww! <S-NAME> bleeds on <T-NAMESELF>. Watch out, YOU might be next! <S-NAME> bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!! Bleed on whom?
mo BLEED SELF You bleed all over yourself. <S-NAME> bleeds profusely all over <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo BLINK You bat your eyelashes. <S-NAME> blinks innocently.
mo BLINK <T-NAME> You blink innocently at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> blinks innocently at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> blinks innocently at you. Feign innocence for whom?
mo BLINK SELF You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
mo BLUSH You ^rblush^?. <S-NAME> ^rblushes^?.
mo BLUSH <T-NAME> You get flustered upon seeing <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> blushes as <S-HE-SHE> sees <T-NAMESELF> here. <S-NAME> blushes as <S-HE-SHE> sees you here. Such an effect on people! You blush as you notice that person isn't here.
mo BLUSH SELF You blush at your own folly. <S-NAME> blushes as he notices <S-HIS-HER> mistake.
ww BOAST You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments. <S-NAME> boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
ww BOAST <T-NAME> You boast to <T-NAMESELF> of all your great deeds. <S-NAME> boasts to <T-NAMESELF>. Once again, <S-NAME> boasts to you, what a bloated ego! Your ego takes a blow. They've already left.
ww BOAST SELF You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan. <S-NAME> boasts to <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- what an ego!
mo BOGGLE You boggle at the concept. <S-NAME> boggles at the concept.
mo BOGGLE <T-NAME> You boggle at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> boggles at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> boggles at you. Boggle away. They've left.
mo BOGGLE SELF You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing. <S-NAME> boggles quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo BONK ***BONK!!!*** <S-NAME> bonk(s) <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the head for being such a moron.
mt BONK <T-NAME> You bonk <T-NAMESELF> on the head for being such a moron. <S-NAME> bonks <T-NAMESELF> on the head for being such an UTTER moron. <S-NAME> bonks you on the head for being so foolish. ***BONK*** they left...
mo BONK SELF You bonk yourself, fool that you are. <S-NAME> bonks <S-HIM-HERSELF> and grimaces in pain.
oo BOUNCE BOIINNNNNNNGG! <S-NAME> bounces around with a happy smile. bounce.wav
oo BOUNCE <T-NAME> You bounce up and down on <T-HIS-HER> lap. WHEEE! <S-NAME> bounces onto <T-NAMESELF>'s lap and wiggles about. <S-NAME> bounces onto your lap and wiggles about. You don't see your plaything.
ov BOUNCE SELF You bounce your head like a basketball. <S-NAME> plays basketball with <S-HIS-HER> head. bounce.wav
oo BOW You bow deeply. <S-NAME> bows deeply.
oo BOW <T-NAME> You bow before <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> bows before <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> bows before you. Who's that?
oo BOW SELF You kiss your toes. <S-NAME> folds up like a jacknife and kisses <S-HIS-HER> own toes.
ss BRB Hope to see you soon! <S-NAME> will be right back!
ov BRICK You throw a brick at someone, but miss. <S-NAME> throws a brick wildly through the air. <S-HE-SHE> looks pissed!
ov BRICK <T-NAME> You throw a brick at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> throws a brick at <T-NAME>! <S-NAME> throws a brick at you! Now what did you do? Brick who?
ov BRICK ALL You start throwing bricks at everyone! <S-NAME> has gone mad, and starts throwing bricks at everyone! You start throwing bricks madly at everyone, but no one is there!
ov BRICK SELF You dodge an incoming brick! <S-NAME> ducks underneath an incoming brick.
ov BSCRATCH <T-NAME> You bscratch <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> bscratchs <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> bscratchs you. Bscratch who?
mo BUFF DAMN I`m good!!! <S-NAME> buffs <S-HIS-HER> nails on <S-HIS-HER> cloak.
ss BURP Burp. <S-NAME> burps. <S-NAME> burps in your general direction. burp.wav
ss BURP <T-NAME> You burp loudly to <T-HIM-HER> in response. <S-NAME> burps loudly in response to <T-NAMESELF>'s remark. <S-NAME> burps loudly in response to your remark. You can't find your victim. burp.wav
ss BURP SELF You burp at yourself. <S-NAME> burps at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a sick sight. burp.wav
ss CACKLE You cackle gleefully. <S-NAME> throws back <S-HIS-HER> head and cackles with insane glee! cackle.wav
ss CACKLE <T-NAME> You cackle gleefully at <T-NAMESELF> <S-NAME> cackles gleefully at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from <S-HIM-HER>. You can't find a friend to cackle with. cackle.wav
ss CACKLE SELF You cackle at yourself. Now THAT'S strange! <S-NAME> is really crazy now! <S-HE-SHE> cackles at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. cackle.wav
oo CAMEL You pretend you are a camel. <S-NAME> pretends to be a camel.
mo CAMEL <T-NAME> You light a Camel cigarette for <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette for <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette for you. You don't see that personhere.
mo CAMEL SELF You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply. <S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.
mo CARESS Who do you wish to caress? <S-NAME> looks for someone to caress.
mt CARESS <T-NAME> You tenderly caress <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> tenderly caresses <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> tenderly caresses your body. You're S.O.L., buddy.
mv CHALLENGE You challenge everyone to a duel! <S-NAME> challenges everyone to a duel. Hmm, <S-he-she> must be very good or very foolish.
mt CHALLENGE <T-NAME> You challenge <T-NAME> to a duel. <S-NAME> challenges <T-NAME> to a duel! Who`s taking bets? <S-NAME> is challenging you to a duel. Perhaps you should think about this. Challenge who?
ov CHARGE You charge into the fray! <S-NAME> charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.
ov CHARGE <T-NAME> With surprising dexterity, you head-butt <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts <T-NAMESELF>! OOF! <S-NAME> rammed <S-HIS-HER> head into your stomach! That HURT. Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!
ov CHARGE SELF You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!
ww CHEER You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth! <S-NAME> cheers and sings... <S-HE-SHE> is just BURSTING with joy! cheer.wav
ww CHEER <T-NAME> You cheer <T-NAMESELF> on and wish <T-HIM-HER> good luck! *Yay!* Go <T-NAMESELF>!!! <S-NAME> cheers <T-HIM-HER> on. You are cheered on by <S-NAME>... you feel so loved! Who? Huh? Where? They're not here, that's for sure cheer.wav
ww CHEER SELF You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will <S-NAME> resorts to cheering for <S-HIM-HERSELF>... how sad. cheer.wav
ss CHORTLE Heh. <S-NAME> chortles mischievously.
ss CHORTLE <T-NAME> You chortle mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> chortles mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> chortles mischievously at you. Took you a while to get that....they aren't here.
ss CHORTLE SELF You chortle at your own joke. <S-NAME> chortles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke. Don't bother.
ss CHUCKLE You chuckle. <S-NAME> chuckles. chuckle.wav
ss CHUCKLE <T-NAME> You chuckle at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> chuckles at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> chuckles at you. You can't find a friend to chuckle with. chuckle.wav
ss CHUCKLE SELF You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. <S-NAME> chuckles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke, since none of you would. chuckle.wav
ms CLAP You clap your hands together. <S-NAME> claps. clap.wav
ms CLAP <T-NAME> You clap at <T-HIS-HER> performance. <S-NAME> claps at <T-NAMESELF>'s performance. <S-NAME> claps at your performance. You clap for nothing. clap.wav
ms CLAP SELF You clap at your own performance. <S-NAME> claps at <S-HIS-HER> own performance. clap.wav
mo CLAW You tighten your hands into a fist. <S-NAME> clenches <S-HIS-HER> fists until blood drips from them...
ot CLAW <T-NAME> You claw <T-HIS-HER> eyes out... GROSS! <S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> nails in <T-NAMESELF>'s eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD! <S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood! They aren't here to claw.
oo CLAW SELF You claw yourself to shreds! <S-NAME> rips <S-HIM-HERSELF> to shreds with <S-HIS-HER> fingernails!
ov COLLAPSE You collapse on the floor from exhaustion. <S-NAME> dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. collapse.wav
ov COLLAPSE <T-NAME> You collapse right into <T-NAMESELF>'s arms. <S-NAME> collapses right into <T-NAMESELF>'s arms. Suddenly, <S-NAME> collapses into your arms from exhaustion. They've already left, just collapse on the floor. collapse.wav
mo COMB You comb your hair - perfect. <S-NAME> combs <S-HIS-HER> hair, what a dashing specimen !
ot COMB <T-NAME> You patiently untangle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair - what a mess ! <S-NAME> tries patiently to untangle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair. <S-NAME> pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. That person is not here.
mo COMB SELF You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. <S-NAME> tries to comb <S-HIS-HER> tangled hair.
wo COMFORT Do you feel uncomfortable?
ww COMFORT <T-NAME> You comfort <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> comforts <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> comforts you. Comfort who?
ww COMFORT SELF You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. <S-NAME> has no one to comfort <S-HIM-HER> but <S-HIM-HERSELF>
mv COMPREHEND <S-youposs> face lights up as you FINALLY understand. <S-youposs> face lights up as <S-he-she> finally understands.
mo CONFUSED Your confusion is showing. <S-NAME> blinks slowly...
mo CONFUSED <T-NAME> You blink slowly, trying to decipher <T-HIS-HER> comment. <S-NAME> blinks slowly. Maybe <T-NAMESELF> left a word out of <T-HIS-HER> sentence... <S-NAME> blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence? No wonder you're confused.
mo CONSPIRE You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. <S-NAME> winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
mo CONSPIRE <T-NAME> You induct <T-HIS-HER> into your private conspiracy with a wink. <S-NAME> winks conspiratorily at <T-NAMESELF>. You wonder what this can mean. <S-NAME> inducts you into <S-HIM-HER> private conspiracy with a wink. Even you conspire against yourself.
mo CONSPIRE SELF <S-NAME> is paranoid enough to distrust even <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo CONTEMPLATE You bite your lip contemplatively. <S-NAME> bites <S-HIS-HER> lip contemplatively.
ss COUGH You cough loudly. <S-NAME> coughs loudly.
ss COUGH <T-NAME> You cough ostentatiously on <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> coughs ostentatiously on <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> coughs on ostentatiously on you.
mo COVER You cover your ears to protect them from the noise. <S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> ears to protect them from all the noise.
mo COVER <T-NAME> You glare at <T-NAMESELF> and cover your ears. <S-NAME> glares at <T-NAMESELF> and covers <S-HIS-HER> ears. <S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD! They aren't here right now.
mo COVER SELF No... I don't think so.
mo COWER You cower in a corner. <S-NAME> cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
mo COWER <T-NAME> You cower away from <T-NAMESELF> and <T-HIS-HER> harsh words. <S-NAME> cowers in a corner, terrified that <T-NAMESELF> will come after <S-HIM-HER>. You scared poor <T-NAME>! Now <T-HIS-HER> is cowering in a corner, afraid for <T-HIS-HER> life. That person is AWOL at the moment.
mo COWER SELF You are afraid of your own shadow! <S-NAME> cowers in the corner afraid of <S-HIS-HER> own shadow
mv CPAT Who do you want to pat on the cheek?
mv CPAT <T-NAME> You pat <T-YOUPOSS> cheek gently. <S-NAME> pats <T-YOUPOSS> cheek amicably. <S-NAME> pats <T-YOUPOSS> cheek gently. They don`t want you to touch them, apparently -- they aren`t there.
mo CRAMP You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. <S-NAME> gasps and clutches <S-HIM-HER> abdomen in agony.
ov CRAMP <T-NAME> You hammerlock <T-HIM-HER>, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" <S-NAME> hammerlocks <T-NAMESELF>, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". <S-NAME> hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" Suffering as you are, you didn't see that person slip out.
mo CRINGE You cringe in terror. <S-NAME> cringes in terror!
mo CRINGE <T-NAME> You cringe away from <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> cringes away from <T-NAMESELF> in mortal terror. <S-NAME> cringes away from you. I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
mo CRINGE SELF I beg your pardon?
ww CRITICIZE Yes, but who?
ww CRITICIZE <T-NAME> You criticize <T-HIM-HER> with all the warmth of a snake. With a nasty grin, <S-NAME> rips apart <T-NAMESELF>s efforts. <S-NAME> informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments. Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...
ww CRITICIZE SELF You criticize yourself profusely. <S-NAME> tears <S-HIM-HERSELF> apart, cursing <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity.
ss CRY Waaaaah.. <S-NAME> bursts into tears. scry.wav
ss CRY <T-NAME> You cry on <T-HIS-HER> shoulder. <S-NAME> cries on <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulder. <S-NAME> cries on your shoulder. Who's that? scry.wav
ss CRY SELF You cry to yourself. <S-NAME> sobs quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>. scry.wav
mo CUDDLE Who do you feel like cuddling today?
mt CUDDLE <T-NAME> You cuddle <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> cuddles <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> cuddles you. They aren't here.
mo CUDDLE SELF You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :) <S-NAME> cuddles up to <S-HIS-HER> shadow. What a sorry sight.
ww CURSE You swear loudly for a long time. <S-NAME> swears : #@*"*&*#%@*&! !!!!! cursebeepout.wav
ww CURSE <T-NAME> You swear at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> swears at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> swears at you! Where are the manners? You can't find the victim of your frustrations. cursebeepout.wav
ww CURSE SELF You swear at your own mistakes. <S-NAME> starts swearing at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Why don't you help? cursebleepout.wav
oo CURTSEY You curtsey to your audience. <S-NAME> curtseys gracefully.
ot CURTSEY <T-NAME> You curtsey to <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> curtseys gracefully to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> curtseys gracefully for you. You curtsey to no one in particular.
oo CURTSEY SELF You curtsey to your audience (yourself). <S-NAME> curtseys to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, since no one is paying attention to <S-HIM-HER>.
ov DANCE Feels silly, doesn't it? <S-NAME> dances wildly before you!
ov DANCE <T-NAME> You lead <T-HIM-HER> to the dancefloor. <S-NAME> sends <T-NAMESELF> across the dancefloor. <S-NAME> sends you across the dancefloor. Eh, WHO?
ov DANCE SELF You skip and dance around by yourself. <S-NAME> skips a light Fandango.
mo DAYDREAM You dream of better times. <S-NAME> looks absent-minded, <S-HIS-HER> eyes staring into space.
ov DISCODANCE Groovy! <S-NAME> discos wildly!
ov DISCODANCE <T-NAME> You grab <T-NAMESELF> and disco wildly! Groovy! <S-NAME> grabs <T-NAMEself> and does <S-HIS-HER> best Travolta! <S-NAME> grabs you and does <S-HIS-HER> best Travolta! It`s okay, you can disco solo, too.
mv DOH You hit your head like Homer Simpson and holler `DOH!!!` <S-NAME> hits <S-HIS-HER> head like Homer Simpson and hollers `DOH!!!` doh.wav
mw DOH <T-NAME> You hit your head like Homer Simpson and holler `DOH!!!` at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> hits <S-HIS-HER> head like Homer Simpson and hollers `DOH!!!` at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> looks right at you and lets out a loud ^yDOH^?!!!! DOH! doh.wav
mo DROOL You drool down the front of your shirt. <S-NAME> drools all over <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
oo DROOL <T-NAME> You drool messily on <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> drools upon <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks at you lustily and drools. Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!
mo DROOL SELF You drool down the front of your shirt. <S-NAME> drools all over <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
ss DSIGH You let out a deep sigh of exasperation. <S-NAME> sighs deeply.
ss DSIGH <T-NAME> You sigh deeply at <T-NAME>, exasperated. <S-NAME> sighs deeply at <T-NAME> in exasperation. Oh, no. Now you`ve done it. <S-NAME> sighs deeply at <T-NAME> in exasperation. *sigh*
ss DSIGH SELF You exhale deeply because of your loss. <S-NAME> sighs deeply, saddened by something.
mo DUCK DUCK!!!! <S-NAME> ducks defensively.
mo DUCK <T-NAME> You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> ducks, anticipating <T-NAMESELF>'s reaction. <S-NAME> ducks, please oh please don't hit <S-HIM-HER>!
mo EGRIN You grin evilly. <S-NAME> grins evilly.
mv EGRIN <T-NAME> You grin evilly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> grins at <T-NAMESELF> evilly-- <T-HE-SHE> better watch out! <S-NAME> grins at <T-NAME> evilly-- You better watch out! You grin evilly at who?
mo EMBRACE Who would you like to embrace?
ot EMBRACE <T-NAME> You wrap your arms around <T-NAMESELF> in a warm and loving embrace. <S-NAME> wraps <S-HIS-HER> arms around <T-NAMESELF> in a warm and loving embrace. <S-NAME> takes you in <S-HIS-HER> arms in a warm and loving embrace. Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.
mo EMBRACE SELF You try to console yourself with a loving embrace. <S-NAME> tries to console <S-HIM-HERSELF> by wrapping <S-HIS-HER> arms around <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mv ENOD You eagerly nod <S-YOUPOSS> approval. <S-NAME> eagerly nods <S-HIS-HER> approval.
mv ENOD <T-NAME> You eagerly nod at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> eagerly nods at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> must approve! <S-NAME> nods at <T-NAME> in approval.
mv ENOD SELF You bob <S-YOUPOSS> head up and down rapidly. <S-NAME> nods <S-HIS-HER> head rapidly in some bizarre dance move.
mo EPOKE You get ready to poke someone in the eye. <S-NAME> looks around for some eyes to gouge.
mo EPOKE <T-NAME> You poke <T-NAME> in the eye! Squishy! <S-NAME> pokes <T-NAME> in the eye. That must`ve hurt. <S-NAME> pokes you in the eye! OWWIE!!! They aren`t around to poke. Sorry.
mo EPOKE SELF You jam your thumb into your eye. Was that fun? <S-NAME> jabs <S-HIS-HER> thumb into <S-HIS-HER> eye and squishes it around.
mo EXCITED Whoohoo! <S-NAME> is so excited <S-HE-SHE> is bouncing off the walls!
mo EXCITED <T-NAME> You bounce excitedly at <T-NAME>! <S-NAME> hops around excitedly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> looks at you and bounces with excitement. So much energy, but nobody to share it with.
oo EXPLODE You feel the blood boiling in your veins! <S-NAME> turns a deep red, fighting to contain <S-HIS-HER> temper...
oo EXPLODE <T-NAME> You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach... <S-NAME> burns holes through <T-NAMESELF> with <S-HIS-HER> explosive anger! <S-NAME> is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!! Temper Temper... they left.
oo EXPLODE SELF Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing. <S-NAME> implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where <S-HE-SHE> once stood.
mo EYE You eye the room suspiciously. <S-NAME> eyes the room suspiciously.
mo EYE <T-NAME> You eye <T-NAME> suspiciously. <S-NAME> sizes up <T-NAME> carefully. You wonder what <S-he-she> is up to. <S-NAME> eyes you suspiciously. What did you do? You must be going blind! They aren`t here.
mo EYE SELF You carefully inspect yourself making sure nothing is out of place. <S-NAME> checks over <S-HIS-HER> belongings, looking for something.
mo EYEBROW You raise an eyebrow at the notion. <S-NAME> raises an eyebrow.
mo EYEBROW <T-NAME> You raise your eyebrow at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> raises an eyebrow at <T-NAMESELF>'s weird actions. <S-NAME> raises an eyebrow at you. Forget it. They aren't here.
oo FAINT You faint. <S-NAME> faints.
ot FAINT <T-NAME> You faint into <T-HIS-HER> arms. <S-NAME> faints into <T-NAMESELF>'s open arms. <S-NAME> just fainted into YOUR arms. You fall on the floor and look stupid--really suave.
mo FAREWELL You raise a hand in farewell. <S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell.
mo FAREWELL <T-NAME> You raise a hand in farewell to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell to you.
ss FART Stinky! <S-NAME> lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops <S-NAME>! fart.wav
ov FART <T-NAME> You fart at <T-HIM-HER>. Boy, you are sick. <S-NAME> farts in the direction of <T-NAMESELF>. Better flee before <S-HE-SHE> turns to you! <S-NAME> farts in your direction. You gasp for air. You can't hold it that long! fart.wav
ov FART SELF You fart at yourself. You deserve it. <S-NAME> farts at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Better <S-HIM-HER> than you. fart.wav
ov FBEG You kneel down and beg forgiveness. <S-NAME> pleads for forgiveness on <S-HIS-HER> knees.
ov FBEG <T-NAME> You beg forgiveness from <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> begs <T-NAME> for mercy. <S-NAME> begs <T-NAME> for forgiveness. Who do you want to beg forgiveness from?
mv FIDGET You fidget uncomfortably. <S-NAME> fidgets in discomfort.
mv FIDGET <T-NAME> You fidget uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze. <S-NAME> fidgets uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze. <S-NAME> fidgets uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze. There is no one there by that name.
mv FIST You shake your fist angrily in the air! <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> fist angrily in the air!
mv FIST <T-NAME> You shake your fist at <T-HIM-HER>! <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> fist at <T-NAME>! Uh-oh! <S-NAME> shakes his fist at <T-NAME>! Uh-oh! You must have scared them off.
mo FLARE You flare your nostrils disdainfully. <S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully.
mo FLARE <T-NAME> You flare your nostrils disdainfully at <T-NAMESELF>... HOW RUDE! <S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully at <T-NAMESELF> and turns up <S-HIS-HER> snobbish nose. <S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO??? Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.
mo FLARE SELF *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
oo FLASH You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got! <S-NAME> rips <S-HIS-HER> clothes off and parades naked around the room!
oo FLASH <T-NAME> Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get <T-HIM-HER> to notice you. Cover your eyes, <S-NAME> is exposing <S-HIM-HERSELF> to <S-NAME>! EWWWW! You gasp! <S-NAME> has just revealed <S-HIS-HER> "equipment" to you! Exhibitionist, that person isn't here!
oo FLASH SELF That's sick. PERVERT PRESENT! <S-NAME> is trying to flash <S-HIM-HERSELF>
oo FLAUGH You fall down laughing. <S-NAME> falls down laughing.
oo FLAUGH <T-NAME> You fall down laughing mercilessly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> falls down laughing mercilessly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> falls down laughing mercilessly at you. HAHAHA You fall down laughing at......noone!!!
oo FLAUGH SELF You fall over laughing at yourself. What a dork! <S-NAME> falls over laughing at <S-him-herself>.
mo FLEX You flex your muscles proudly! <S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles...what a stud!?!
mo FLEX <T-NAME> You show off to <T-NAMESELF>, flexing your muscles proudly. <S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles, in a vain attempt to impress <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
mo FLINCH EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain. <S-NAME> flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what <S-HE-SHE> did THIS time.
mo FLINCH <T-NAME> Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die? <S-NAME> sneaks a glance at <T-NAMESELF> and flinches. <S-NAME> flinches in response to your cold rebuke. Relax, <T-HE-SHE> is gone.
mo FLINCH SELF You can't belive what you've done... <S-NAME> twitches violently, shocked at <S-HIS-HER> own behavior.
ov FLIP You flip head over heels. <S-NAME> flips head over heels.
ov FLIP <T-NAME> You flip <T-HIM-HER> over your shoulder. <S-NAME> flips <T-NAMESELF> over <S-HIS-HER> shoulder. <S-NAME> flips you over <S-HIS-HER> shoulder. Hmmmm. You can't find the person.
ov FLIP SELF You tumble all over the room. <S-NAME> does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
ww FLIRT You flirt outrageously. <S-NAME> is an outrageous flirt.
ww FLIRT <T-NAME> You flirt with <T-NAMESELF> trying to get <T-HIS-HER> attention. <S-NAME> flirts with <T-NAMESELF>, hmmm wonder what <S-HE-SHE> wants? *wink* <S-NAME> flirts with you. Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(
ww FLIRT SELF You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!? <S-NAME> flirts with <S-HIM-HERSELF>, wonder what <S-HE-SHE> is trying to accomplish?
mo FLUTTER You flutter your eyelashes seductively. <S-NAME> flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes seductively.
mo FLUTTER <T-NAME> You flutter your eyelashes at <T-NAMESELF>, trying to be seductive. <S-NAME> flirts with <T-NAMESELF>, flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes at you coyly. EH? Can't see them here.
mv FOLD You fold your arms over your chest. <S-NAME> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest. Uh oh.
mv FOLD <T-NAME> You glare at <T-NAME> as you fold your arms over your chest. <S-NAME> glares at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest. <S-NAME> glares at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest. They got away!
mv FOLD SELF You fold your hands in your lap. <S-NAME> folds <S-HIS-HER> hands in <S-HIS-HER> lap.
mt FONDLE Who needs to be fondled ?
mt FONDLE <T-NAME> You fondly fondle <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> fondly fondles <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> fondly fondles you. You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
mt FONDLE SELF You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it? <S-NAME> fondly fondles <S-HIM-HERSELF> - this is going too far!!
mt FRENCH Kiss whom?
mt FRENCH <T-NAME> You give <T-NAMESELF> a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... <S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF> passionately. <S-NAME> gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
ot FRENCH SELF You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself. <S-NAME> makes an attempt at kissing <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mv FROLICK You frolick merrily about. Hop, bunny, hop! <S-NAME> frolicks about merrily with no apparent direction in mind.
mv FROLICK <T-NAME> You frolick about <T-NAME>, trying to make <T-HIM-HER> dizzy. Or disgusted. Or both. <S-NAME> frolicks playfully about <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> frolicks around <T-NAME> playfully. They left too quickly, it seems.
mo FROWN You frown disapprovingly. <S-NAME> frowns.
mo FROWN <T-NAME> You frown at what <T-HE-SHE> did. <S-NAME> frowns at what <T-NAMESELF> did. <S-NAME> frowns at what you did. You don't see any reason to frown.
mo FROWN SELF You frown at yourself. Poor baby. <S-NAME> frowns at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a sad puppy....
ms FTAP You tap your foot impatiently. <S-NAME> taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently.
ms FTAP <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAME> and tap your foot impatiently. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently. <S-NAME> looks at you and taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently. You don't see anyone here by that name to tap your foot at.
mo FUME Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly. <S-NAME> grits <S-HIS-HER> teeth and fumes with rage.
mo FUME <T-NAME> You stare at <T-HIM-HER>, fuming. <S-NAME> stares at <T-NAMESELF>, fuming with rage. <S-NAME> stares at you, fuming with rage! Fume away... they ain't here.
mo FUME SELF That's right - hate yourself! <S-NAME> clenches <S-HIS-HER> fists and stomps <S-HIS-HER> feet, fuming with anger.
ss GACK Gaaack! <S-NAME> gacks with dismay!
ss GACK <T-NAME> Appalled, you gack at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gacks expressively, shooting <T-NAMESELF> a dismayed look. <S-NAME> gacks, and looks your way, dismayed. That person isn't here.
ss GACK SELF *GACK!* Appalled, <S-NAME> gacks at <S-HIM-HERSELF>!
ss GASP You gasp in astonishment. <S-NAME> gasps in astonishment. gasp.wav
ss GASP <T-NAME> You gasp as you realize what <T-HE-SHE> did. <S-NAME> gasps as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what <T-NAMESELF> did. <S-NAME> gasps as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what you did. You need to panic. gasp.wav
ss GASP SELF You look at yourself and gasp! <S-NAME> takes one look at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and gasps in astonisment! gasp.wav
ss GIGGLE You giggle. <S-NAME> giggles. giggle.wav
ss GIGGLE <T-NAME> You giggle at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> giggles at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> giggles at you. You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with. giggle.wav
ss GIGGLE SELF You giggle to yourself. <S-NAME> giggles to <T-HIM-HERSELF>. giggle.wav
mo GIRN You girn at noone in particular. <S-NAME> girns at noone in particular.
mt GIRN <T-NAME> You attempt to grin but fail horribly. <S-NAME> contorts <S-HIS-HER> face as <S-HE-SHE> attempts to grin. <S-NAME> contort(s) <S-HIS-HER> face at you. You girn at noone in particular.
mo GIRN SELF You attempt to grin but fail horribly.
mo GLARE You glare at nothing in particular. <S-NAME> glares around <S-HIM-HER>.
mo GLARE <T-NAME> You glare icily at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> glares at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
mo GLARE SELF You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. <S-NAME> glares at <S-HIS-HER> feet, what is bothering <S-HIM-HER>?
mv GOODNIGHT You yawn and wave good night. <S-NAME> yawns and waves good night.
mt GOODNIGHT <T-NAME> You yawn and wave good night to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> yawns and waves good night to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> yawns and waves good night to you. Good night to who?
mv GOODNIGHT SELF You hum a lullaby to yourself as you doze off. <S-NAME> begins to hum a lullaby as <S-he-she> dozes off.
mo GOOSE Who would you like to goose?
mt GOOSE <T-NAME> You tenderly goose <T-NAMESELF> on the tush. <S-NAME> reaches around <T-NAMESELF>'s backside and gooses <T-HIM-HER> tenderly. <S-NAME> gooses you tenderly! You should go hunting for another victim, they left.
mo GOOSE SELF You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate. <S-NAME> pinches <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the rear.
ov GOUGE Whose eyes do you want to gouge out today?
ov GOUGE <T-NAME> In a fit of rage, you attempt to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes. Take that! Outraged, <S-NAME> tries to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes! In a fit of rage, <S-NAME> tries to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes! OWW! No one present goes by that name.
mo GREET You raise a hand in greeting. <S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting.
mo GREET <T-NAME> You raise a hand in greeting to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting to you.
mo GRIMACE You grimace painfully at the thought. <S-NAME> grimaces painfully at the thought.
mo GRIMACE <T-NAME> You grimace at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> grimaces at <S-NAME>. <S-NAME> grimaces at you. What could be wrong? You grimace at no one in particular.
mo GRIMACE SELF You grimace painfully at your thoughts. <S-NAME> grimaces painfully to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo GRIN You grin. <S-NAME> grins.
mo GRIN <T-NAME> <S-NAME> grin at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> grins at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> grins at you.
mo GRIN SELF You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts. <S-NAME> grins at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. You must wonder what's in <S-HIS-HER> mind.
ss GROAN You groan loudly. <S-NAME> groans loudly. groan.wav
ss GROAN <T-NAME> You groan at the sight of <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> groans at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> groans at the sight of you. You see no reason to groan. groan.wav
ss GROAN SELF You groan as you realize what you have done. <S-NAME> groans as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what <S-HE-SHE> has done. groan.wav
mo GROPE Whom do you wish to grope ??
ot GROPE <T-NAME> Well, what sort of noise do you expect here? <S-NAME> gropes <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gropes you. Try someone who's here.
mo GROPE SELF You grope yourself - YUCK. <S-NAME> gropes <S-HIM-HERSELF> - YUCK.
mv GROUPHUG You pull everyone into a HUGE group hug. Snuggly! <S-NAME> pulls you into a HUGE group hug! Awwww.
ww GROVEL You grovel in the dirt. <S-NAME> grovels in the dirt.
mo GROVEL <T-NAME> You grovel before <T-HIM-HER> <S-NAME> grovels in the dirt before <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> grovels in the dirt before you. Who?
ww GROVEL SELF That seems a little silly to me.
ss GROWL Grrrrrrrrrr... <S-NAME> growls. growl.wav
ss GROWL <T-NAME> Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, <T-NAMESELF>!!! <S-NAME> growls at <T-NAMESELF>. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. <S-NAME> growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way! No one can see you growl that far. growl.wav
ss GROWL SELF You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter! <S-NAME> growls at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. This could get interesting... growl.wav
ww GRUMBLE You grumble distractedly to yourself <S-NAME> grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
ww GRUMBLE <T-NAME> You grumble at <T-NAMESELF>, disgusted with their presence. <S-NAME> seems to be a grumpy bear... <S-HE-SHE> is grumbling at poor <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> is grumbling at you... what'd you do? That person is presently AWOL.
ww GRUMBLE SELF Why bother?
mo HAIL <T-NAME> You toss some golfball-sized hail at <T-NAME>! <S-NAME> tosses some golfball-sized hail at <T-NAME>. Ouch, that`s gotta hurt! <S-NAME> tosses some golfball-sized hail at you. Ouch! Throw hail at who?
mo HAIR You attempt to blow the hair out of your eyes. <S-NAME> puffs <S-HIS-HER> cheeks out and blows a mighty puff of air.
mo HAIR <T-NAME> You gently brush <T-YOUPOSS> hair of <T-HIS-HER> face. <S-NAME> gently brushes the hair off <T-YOUPOSS> face. <S-NAME> gently brushes the hair out of your eyes. Hello!!! They aren`t here.
mv HAIR SELF You impatiently brush your hair from your face. <S-NAME> brushes <S-HIS-HER> hair out of <S-HIS-HER> face.
mo HAND Kiss whose hand?
ot HAND <T-NAME> You kiss <T-HIS-HER> hand. <S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF>'s hand. How continental! <S-NAME> kisses your hand. How continental! You can't find a lady in THIS group.
mo HAND SELF You kiss your own hand. <S-NAME> kisses <S-HIS-HER> own hand.
ot HANDSHAKE You grin brightly, and shake hands with everyone in the room. <S-NAME> grins brightly, and shakes hands with everyone in the room. <S-NAME> grins smarmily, and shakes hands with you.
ot HANDSHAKE <T-NAME> You shake <T-NAME>'s hand. <S-NAME> shakes <T-NAME>'s hand. <S-NAME> shakes your hand.
mo HEAD You toss your head haughtily. <S-NAME> tosses <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily.
mo HEAD <T-NAME> You toss your head haughtily at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> tosses <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily at <T-NAMESELF>... what an ATTITUDE! <S-NAME> tossed <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily at you... :( That person is AWOL.
mo HEAD SELF Why would you do that?
ss HICCUP *HIC* <S-NAME> hiccups. hiccup.wav
oo HIGHFIVE You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing. <S-NAME> wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
ov HIGHFIVE <T-NAME> You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> enthusiastically high-five's <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!! Sorry, they have already left.
ov HIGHFIVE SELF You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking? <S-NAME> tries to high five <S-HIM-HERSELF>, but ends up looking foolish instead.
mo HOMEWORK Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today... <S-NAME> looks stricken. Could <S-HE-SHE> have blown off some important homework?
ov HOP You hop around like a little kid. <S-NAME> hops around like a little kid.
ss HOWL You howl at the moon. <S-NAME> howls at the moon. howl.wav
ss HOWL <T-NAME> You howl soulfully at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> howls at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> howls soulfully at you. Who? What? Where? howl.wav
ov HSHAKE You grin brightly, and shake hands with everyone in the room. <S-NAME> grins brightly, and shakes hands with everyone in the room.
ot HSHAKE <T-NAME> You shake <T-NAME>`s hand. <S-NAME> shakes <T-NAME>`s hand. <S-NAME> shakes your hand. You would shake hands with someone if you could find them.
mt HUG Hug who?
mt HUG <T-NAME> You hug <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> hugs <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> hugs you. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mt HUG SELF You hug yourself. <S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> in a vain attempt to get friendship.
ss HUSH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <S-NAME> requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
ss HUSH <T-NAME> You nicely ask <T-NAMESELF> to be more quiet. <S-NAME> nicely asks <T-NAMESELF> to be more quiet. <S-NAME> kindly requests that you please quiet down. Who needs to be silenced?
ss HUSH SELF You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself. <S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> mouth in an attempt to silence <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ss INNOCENT You innocently whistle a tune. <S-NAME> looks around and whistles innocently.
ss INNOCENT <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence! <S-NAME> bats <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes innocently at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks at you and innocently bats <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes. Don't even TRY -- they've already left.
mo INSANE You feel your sanity slipping away... Before your eyes, <S-NAME>'s sanity is slipping away...
mo JUDGE Yes, but who?
mo JUDGE <T-NAME> You judge <S-HIM-HER> on a scale of 1 to 10. On a scale from 1 to 10, <S-NAME> thinks <T-NAMESELF> is a complete ZERO!!! <S-NAME> judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!! They aren't here right now.
mo JUDGE SELF You don't REALLY want to do that.
mo KISS Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
mv KISS <T-NAME> You kiss <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> kisses you. Never around when required. kiss.wav
mo KISS SELF All the lonely people :(
ov KNEE You raise one knee, preparing to do justice... <S-NAME> cocks one knee threateningly.
ov KNEE <T-NAME> You knee <T-HIM-HER> hard in the groin. <T-NAMESELF> doubles over in pain as <S-NAME> knees <T-HIM-HER> in the groin! <S-NAME> suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony. Whom do you wish to render impotent?
ov KNEE SELF What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!
oo LACES Whose laces?
ot LACES <T-NAME> With the greatest of stealth, you tie <T-HIS-HER> shoelaces together. <S-NAME> sneaks up to <T-NAMESELF> and ties <T-HIS-HER> shoelaces together. You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together! Whose laces?
ot LACES SELF You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall. <S-NAME> cleverly ties <S-HIS-HER> own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.
ss LAG Yes, yes. <S-NAME> is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...
mv LAP <T-NAME> You wiggle your bottom into <T-YOUPOSS> lap. <S-NAME> settles deep into <T-YOUPOSS> lap. <S-NAME> settles deep into <T-YOUPOSS> lap. I don`t think you really want to sit there. Look for a better spot.
ss LAUGH You laugh. <S-NAME> laughs. laugh.wav
ss LAUGH <T-NAME> You laugh at <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly. <S-NAME> laughs at <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly. <S-NAME> laughs at you mercilessly. You can't find the butt of your joke. laugh.wav
ss LAUGH SELF You laugh at yourself. <S-NAME> laughs at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. laugh.wav
mv LBITE Who do you want to give love bites?
mv LBITE <T-NAME> You bite <T-NAME> softly. <S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a love bite. <S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a love bite. They don`t want your love!
mo LEAN You look around for something to lean on. <S-NAME> looks around for something to lean on.
mo LEAN <T-NAME> You lean on <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> leans on <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> leans on you. You can`t lean on something when it`s not here.
mo LEAN SELF You try to lean on yourself. How will that work? <S-NAME> tries to lean on <S-HIM-HERSELF> and fails miserably.
mo LEER You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are! <S-NAME> peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!
mo LEER <T-NAME> You leer at <T-NAMESELF> like the pervert you are. <S-NAME> eyes <T-NAMESELF> up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! <S-NAME> eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! You'll have to settle for memories -- that person isn't here.
mo LEER SELF Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it? <S-NAME> leers at <S-HIM-HERSELF> shamelessly.
mv LICK You lick your lips and smile. <S-NAME> licks <S-HIS-HER> lips and smiles.
mo LICK <T-NAME> You delicately lick <T-YOUPOSS> jawline. <S-NAME> delicately licks <T-YOUPOSS> jawline. <S-NAME> delicately licks your jawline. Lick away, that person is not here!!
mv LICK SELF You lick your lips and smile. <S-NAME> licks <S-HIS-HER> mouth and smiles.
mo LIFE You try to get a life, and fail. <S-NAME> tries to get a life, and fails.
mo LIFE <T-NAME> <T-NAMESELF> needs to get a life! <T-NAMESELF> needs to get a life! You need to get a life! Who needs a life?
mo LIFE SELF But you have none to give! <S-NAME> attempts to give <S-HIM-HERSELF> a life, but has none to spare.
mo LIGHTBULB *Ding!* Inspiration! A light bulb appears above <S-NAME>'s head!
oo LIVER You look(s) around agrily for someone to disembowel. <S-NAME> look(s) around angrily for someone to disembowel.
oo LIVER <T-NAME> You rip out <T-HIS-HER> liver and eat it. <S-NAME> rips out <T-NAMESELF>'s liver and eats it. <S-NAME> rips out your liver and eats it. The object of your wrath is absent.
ss LOL You laugh hysterically. <S-NAME> laughs hysterically.
ss LOL <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAME> and laugh hysterically. <S-NAME> look(s) at <T-NAMESELF> and laughs hysterically. <S-NAME> look(s) at you and laughs hysterically. Who?
ss LOL SELF You laugh hysterically at your own stupidity. <S-NAME> laughs hysterically at <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity.
ww LOVE You love the whole world. <S-NAME> loves everybody in the world.
ww LOVE <T-NAME> You tell your true feelings to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> whispers softly to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> whispers to you sweet words of love. Alas, your love is not present...
ww LOVE SELF Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !) <S-NAME> loves <S-HIM-HERSELF>, can you believe it ?
mo LUST Your hormones begin to rage. <S-NAME> has that look of lust in <S-HIS-HER> eyes --- Get away QUICK!
mo LUST <T-NAME> You have lust after <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks lustily at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> lusts after your delectable body. Whom are you trying to lust after?
mo LUST SELF Oh, please! You aren't THAT great... <S-NAME> lusts after <S-HIM-HERSELF>, lonely eh?
mo MAKE You breathe heavily and wetly. <S-NAME> breathes heavily and wetly.
mt MAKE <T-NAME> You steam up the windows with <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> and <T-NAMESELF> start steaming up the windows. <S-NAME> starts steaming up the windows with you. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo MASSAGE Massage what? Thin air?
mt MASSAGE <T-NAME> You gently massage <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulders. <S-NAME> massages <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulders. <S-NAME> gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh... You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
mo MASSAGE SELF You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself. <S-NAME> gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo MATE Umm, with yourself?
mo MATE <T-NAME> You make passionate love to <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> makes passionate love to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> makes passionate love to you. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo MATE SELF You make passionate love to yourself. You don't want to know what <S-NAME> is doing right now.
mo MEDITATE You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate. <S-NAME> rests and begins to meditate... <S-HE-SHE> chants softly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo MISCHIEVOUS You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. <S-NAME> grins mischievously at a nasty idea.
mo MISCHIEVOUS <T-NAME> You grin mischievously at <T-HIM-HER>, thinking an evil thought. <S-NAME> grins mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-HIM-HER> must be thinking something evil. <S-NAME> grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. You must be delirious.
mo MISCHIEVOUS SELF You grin mischievously to yourself. <S-NAME> grins mischievously to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ss MOAN You start to moan. <S-NAME> starts moaning.
ss MOAN <T-NAME> You moan for the loss of <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> moans for the loss of <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm. You see no cause to moan.
ss MOAN SELF You moan at yourself. <S-NAME> makes <S-HIM-HERSELF> moan.
ss MOO You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO! <S-NAME> turns cowlike eyes on you, chews <S-HIS-HER> cud, and moos plaintively. moo.wav
ss MOO <T-NAME> You focus all your bovine Zen on <T-NAMESELF>, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO! Slowly, <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF>, chews <S-HIS-HER> cud, and muh-OOOOs! <S-NAME> moos at you. What could that possibly mean? You'd better find someone else to moo at. moo.wav
ss MOO SELF You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing. <S-NAME> is mooing at <S-HIM-HERSELF> again... You look for an exit... moo.wav
oo MOON You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room! <S-NAME> drops <S-HIS-HER> pants and gives you the vertical smile!
oo MOON <T-NAME> You bend over and moon <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> drops <S-HIS-HER> pants and rudely moons <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> bends over and gives you the vertical smile! You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!
oo MOON SELF You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well. <S-NAME> nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ov MOSH You mosh insanely around the room! <S-NAME> moshes insanely around the room!
ov MOSH <T-NAME> You mosh sadistically against <T-NAMESELF> ... you WILL be punished. <S-NAME> bounces off of <T-NAMESELF> in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER. <S-NAME> slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts! Hmmm... your victim found a new dance partner.
ov MOSH SELF Masochist! <S-NAME> throws <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the floor, grinding <S-HIM-HERSELF> into a bloody pulp
mo MULL You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. <S-NAME> mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
ws MUTTER You mutter quietly to yourself. <S-NAME> mutters something quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ws MUTTER <T-NAME> You mutter something to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and mutters something nasty under <S-HIS-HER> breath. <S-NAME> looks at you and mutters something nasty under <S-HIS-HER> breath. There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!
ws MUTTER SELF You mutter quietly to yourself. <S-NAME> mutters something quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mv NARROW You narrow your eyes in disdain. <S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes in disdain.
mv NARROW <T-NAME> You narrow your eyes at <T-NAME>. Guess <T-HE-SHE> better watch out! <S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes at <T-NAME>... Uh oh - <S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes at <T-NAME>! There is no one there by that name.
mo NIBBLE Nibble on who ?
mt NIBBLE <T-NAME> You nibble on <T-NAMESELF>'s ear. <S-NAME> nibbles on <T-NAMESELF>'s ear. <S-NAME> nibbles on your ear. Sorry, not present.
mo NIBBLE SELF You nibble on your OWN ear ??????????????????? <S-NAME> nibbles on <S-HIS-HER> OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).
mo NOD You nod. <S-NAME> nods.
mo NOD <T-NAME> You nod at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> nods at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> nods at you. Nod your head off -- they aren't here.
mo NOD SELF You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead. <S-NAME> nods quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a wacko.
mo NOOGIE You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.
mt NOOGIE <T-NAME> You grab <T-NAMESELF>, get <T-HIM-HER> in a head lock and NOOGIE <T-HIM-HER>! <S-NAME> grabs <T-NAMESELF> in a head lock and NOOGIES <T-HIM-HER>... ARGH!!! Oh NO, <S-NAME> grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you! That person has gone off to other lands...
mt NOOGIE SELF You rub your head and create a static charge... <S-NAME> rubs <S-HIS-HER> OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*
mv NTWIST You pinch and twist your nipples playfully. <S-NAME> twists <S-HIS-HER> nipples in a seductive manner. Ooh-lala!
mv NTWIST <T-NAME> You twist <T-YOUPOSS> nipples. <S-NAME> twists <T-YOUPOSS> nipples. Ouch! <S-NAME> twists <T-YOUPOSS> nipples! Whose nipples do you want to twist?
mv NTWIST SELF You masochist! <S-NAME> twists <S-HIS-HER> nipples. What a masochist!
mo NUDGE Nudge whom?
mt NUDGE <T-NAME> You nudge <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> nudges <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> nudges you. Who?
oo NUDGE SELF You nudge yourself, for some strange reason. <S-NAME> nudges <S-HIM-HERSELF>, to keep <S-HIM-HERSELF> awake.
mo NUZZLE Nuzzle who??
mt NUZZLE <T-NAME> You nuzzle <T-HIS-HER> neck softly. <S-NAME> softly nuzzles <T-NAMESELF>'s neck. <S-NAME> softly nuzzles your neck. No.. they aren't here..
mo NUZZLE SELF I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
mo OOGLE You start to oogle at everyone in the room. <S-NAME> oogles at everyone in the room.
mo OOGLE <T-NAME> You oogle at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> oogles at <T-NAME> and drools. <S-NAME> oogles at you, drooling and grinning. Aww. All your oogle zen and they aren`t even here.
mo OOGLE SELF You oogle at yourself. Having fun? <S-NAME> oogles at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and giggles.
mo PALE You feel the blood draining from your face.
mo PALE SELF You feel the blood draining from your face.
ss PANT You pant lustily. <S-NAME> pants lustily. pant.wav
ss PANT <T-NAME> You pant lustily at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and pants lustily. <S-NAME> looks at you and pants lustily... pant.wav
ov PASSOUT You belch and pass out. <S-NAME> is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... <S-HE-SHE> burps loudly and passes out!
mo PAT Pat who?
ot PAT <T-NAME> You pat <T-NAMESELF> on <T-HIS-HER> head. <S-NAME> pats <T-NAMESELF> on <T-HIS-HER> head. <S-NAME> pats you on your head. Who, where, what?
mo PAT SELF You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. <S-NAME> pats <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the head.
ot PATPAT <T-NAME> You patpat <T-NAMESELF>, trying to comfort <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> patpats <T-NAME>. <T-NAME> is NOT comforted. <S-NAME> patpats you. They must not need your comforting.
mo PECK Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?
ot PECK <T-NAME> Risking a slap to the face, you give <T-NAMESELF> a peck on the cheek. <S-NAME> smiles and gives <T-NAMESELF> a chaste peck on the cheek. <S-NAME> pecks you on the cheek, how sweet! I guess you scared them away...
mo PECK SELF You must REALLY like yourself. <S-NAME> tries in vain to wrap <S-HIS-HER> lips around <S-HIS-HER> cheeks.
mo PEER You peer around yourself intently. <S-NAME> peers around <S-HIM-HERSELF> intently.
mo PEER <T-NAME> You peer intently at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> peers intently at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> peers at you intently. They aren't here.
mo PEER SELF You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down. <S-NAME> peers at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, crossing <S-HIS-HER> eyes in the process.
mv PET You pet the air. <S-NAME> happily pets the air.
mo PET <T-NAME> You gently pet <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> gently pets <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> pets you softly. Oops. Sorry. Nobody is here to pet!
mv PET SELF You happily pet yourself. <S-NAME> pets <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a show!
ov PIE <T-NAME> You toss a pie at <T-NAMESELF> and hit <T-HIM-HER> right in the FACE! <S-NAME> tosses a pie at <T-NAMESELF> and hits <T-HIM-HER> right in the FACE! <S-NAME> tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO! That person isn't here...
mo PIE SELF You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :) <S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> face in the pie, licking the pan clean.
oo PILLOW You raise a pillow over your head and look around savagely. <S-NAME> raises a pillow over <S-HIS-HER> head and looks around savagely.
oo PILLOW <T-NAME> You *WHACK* <T-NAMESELF> over the head with a pillow. <S-NAME> *WHACKS* you over the head with a pillow.
oo PILLOW SELF You bop yourself on the head with a pillow. <S-NAME> bop(s) <S-HIM-HERSELF> over the head with a pillow.
ww PINCH You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' <S-NAME> says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'
mt PINCH <T-NAME> You squeeze <T-HIS-HER> bottom and grin. <S-NAME> pinches <T-NAMESELF>'s bottom and grins. <S-NAME> pinches your bottom and grins. You'd like to, wouldn't you?
mo PINCH SELF You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! <S-NAME> pinches <S-HIM-HERSELF> to see if <S-HE-SHE> is dreaming!
mo PISSED You are PISSED! <S-NAME> is PISSED so watch out!
mo PISSED <T-NAME> You turn a stoney gaze toward <T-NAMESELF>... you are SOOO pissed at <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> glares at <S-NAME>.... <S-NAME> is SOOO PISSED at <S-HIM-HER>! <S-NAME> is pissed at you now... What do you think <S-HE-SHE>'ll DO? That person is not here...
mo PISSED SELF You are PISSED at yourself! <S-NAME> is so pissed at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. How could <S-HE-SHE> be so stupid???
ww PLEAD You beg and plead to anyone who will listen. <S-NAME> pleads <S-HIS-HER> case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for <S-HIS-HER>.
mv POCKETS You shove your hands into your pockets, look skyward and whistle a jaunty tune. <S-NAME> shoves <S-HIS-HER> hands into <S-HIS-HER> pockets, looks skyward and whistles a jaunty tune.
mo POINT You point in every direction. <S-NAME> points excitedly!
mo POINT <T-NAME> You point at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> points excitedly at <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> points at you. How rude! You point at no one in particular.
mv POINT DOWN You point down. <S-NAME> points down.
mv POINT EAST You point east. <S-NAME> point(s) east.
mv POINT NORTH You point north. <S-NAME> points north.
mo POINT SELF You point at yourself, obviously very confused. <S-NAME> points at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously very confused.
mv POINT SOUTH You point south. <S-NAME> points south.
mv POINT UP You point up. <S-NAME> points up.
mv POINT WEST You point west. <S-NAME> points west.
mo POKE Poke who??
mt POKE <T-NAME> You poke <T-HIM-HER> in the ribs. <S-NAME> pokes <T-NAMESELF> in the ribs. <S-NAME> pokes you in the ribs. You can't poke someone who's not here!.
mo POKE SELF You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. <S-NAME> pokes <S-HIM-HERSELF> in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
ss POLITE You give a polite little chuckle. <S-NAME> gives a polite little chuckle.
ss POLITE <T-NAME> You indicate your underappreciation of <T-HIS-HER> joke. <S-NAME> gives a polite little chuckle to <T-NAMESELF>'s joke. <S-NAME> gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
ss POLITE SELF You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. <S-NAME> chuckles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke, since none of you would.
mo PONDER You ponder the question. <S-NAME> sits down and thinks deeply.
mo PONDER <T-NAME> You ponder the matters <T-NAME> has raised. <S-NAME> ponders the matters <T-NAME> has raised. <S-NAME> ponders the matters you have raised.
oo POUNCE You playfully pounce at your own shadow, catching it and pinning it to the ground. <S-NAME> pounces at <S-HIS-HER> own shadow, and pins it to the ground.
oo POUNCE <T-NAME> You suddenly pounce on <T-NAME>, knocking <T-HIM-HER> down. <S-NAME> suddenly pounces on <T-NAME>, rolling them both to the ground. <S-NAME> suddenly pounces on you, rolling you both to the ground. You pounce at somebody who isn`t here and just look silly.
oo POUNCE SELF You pounce at yourself, missing by but a hair! <S-NAME> pounces at <S-him-herself>, and misses by a hair.
mo POUND You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. <S-NAME> makes vague pounding motions with <S-HIM-HER> fist at the thought.
ot POUND <T-NAME> You pound <T-HIM-HER> into a bloody mass. <S-NAME> pounds <T-NAMESELF> into a bloody mass. <S-NAME> pounds you into a bloody mass. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo POUT You quiver your lower lip and try to look pathetically helpless. <S-NAME> quivers <S-HIS-HER> lower lip as <S-HIS-HER> eyes fill with tears.
ww PRAY You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish. <S-NAME> begs and grovels to the powers that be.
ww PRAY <T-NAME> You crawl in the dust before <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> falls down and grovels in the dirt before <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> kisses the dirt at your feet. No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
ww PRAY SELF Talk about narcissism... <S-NAME> performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ww PROPOSE You propose to everyone in the room. <S-NAME> proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.
mw PROPOSE <T-NAME> You kneel and romantically propose to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gets on one knee and proposes to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you. You must be lonely. They aren't here.
ww PROPOSE SELF You are SO full of yourself! <S-NAME> proposes to <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- how narcissistic!
mv PUKE You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK! <S-NAME> pukes. puke.wav
ov PUKE <T-NAME> You puke on <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> pukes on <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing! Once again? puke.wav
mv PUKE SELF You puke on yourself. <S-NAME> pukes on <S-HIS-HER> clothes. puke.wav
oo PUNCH Punch whom?
ov PUNCH <T-NAME> You punch <T-HIM-HER> playfully. <S-NAME> punches <T-NAMESELF> playfully. <S-NAME> punches you playfully. OUCH! You can't find your boxing partner. punch.wav
ov PUNCH SELF You punch yourself. You deserve it. <S-NAME> punches <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Why don't you join in? punch.wav
ss PURR MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! <S-NAME> purrs contentedly. meow.wav
ss PURR <T-NAME> You rub up against <T-NAMESELF> and purr contentedly. <S-NAME> rubs against <T-NAMESELF> and purrs contentedly. <S-NAME> rubs up against you and purrs contentedly. You silly cat! They aren't here. meow.wav
ss PURR SELF You purr quietly to yourself. <S-NAME> purrs contentedly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mv PURSE You purse your lips. <S-NAME> gains a look of perplexity as <S-HE-SHE> purses <S-HIS-HER> lips.
mv PURSE <T-NAME> You gaze at <T-NAME>, pursing your lips. <S-NAME> gazes at <T-NAME> with <S-HIS-HER> lips pursed, looking quite perplexed. <S-NAME> gazes at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> purses <S-HIS-HER> lips, looking quite perplexed. How perplexing -- they aren`t there.
ww RAMBLE You ramble on and on. <S-NAME> rambles on about a boring exploit.
ww RAMBLE <T-NAME> You ramble on to <T-NAMESELF> about your past adventures. <S-NAME> blithers on and on to <T-NAMESELF> about something. <S-NAME> tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest. ??EH??
ss RASPBERRY You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one. <S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
ss RASPBERRY <T-NAME> You give <T-NAMESELF> the raspberry... and spit all over yourself. <S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE! You are splattered with saliva as <S-NAME> gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE! Hang your tongue out if you like, <S-HE-SHE> isn't here. raspberry.wav
ss RASPBERRY SELF You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same. raspberry.wav
mv REGAL You sit up straight. <S-NAME> sits up straight, lending <S-HIM-HER> a regal appearance.
mv REGAL <T-NAME> You look regally down your nose at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> looks down upon <T-NAME> haughtily. <S-NAME> looks down upon <T-NAME> haughtily. They left too quickly, it seems.
ms ROFL You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. <S-NAME> falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically. <S-NAME> falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
ms ROFL <T-NAME> You fall to the floor laughing at <T-NAMESELF>'s remark. <S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing at <T-NAMESELF>'s antics! <S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
ov ROFLMAO You roll on the floor hysterically laughing your ass off. <S-NAME> rolls on the floor hysterically laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off.
oo ROFLMAO <T-NAME> You roll on the floor laughing your ass off at <T-HIS-HER> joke! <S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass of at <T-YOUPOSS> joke! <S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off at you! You can roll on the floor, but they aren`t around to laugh at.
ov ROFLMAO SELF You roll on the floor hysterically laughing your ass off. <S-NAME> rolls on the floor hysterically laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off.
mo ROLL You roll your eyes in disgust. <S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes, disgusted.
mo ROLL <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and roll your eyes in disgust. <S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes in disgust at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes at you. You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.
mo ROLL SELF At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?
mo ROLLOVER You roll over onto your back waiting for someone to scratch your belly. <s-name> rolls over onto <s-his-her> back waiting for you to scratch <s-his-her> belly.
oo ROSE Who would you like to give it to?
ot ROSE <T-NAME> You give <T-HIM-HER> a pretty rose. <S-NAME> hands <T-NAMESELF> a beautiful rose. <S-NAME> hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@ They seem to have left.
oo ROSE SELF You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad... <S-NAME> gives <S-HIM-HERSELF> a rose, dont you feel sorry for <S-HIM-HER>?
mo RUB You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation. <S-NAME> rubs <S-HIS-HER> hands together in greedy anticipation.
mt RUB <T-NAME> You give <T-NAMESELF> a nice, long, kinky rubdown. <S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> a nice long rubdown. <S-NAME> gives you a rubdown, running <S-HIS-HER> hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm... Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.
mo RUB SELF You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places. <S-NAME> rubs <S-HIM-HERSELF>...what a creep!
mo RUFFLE You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
ot RUFFLE <T-NAME> You ruffle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair playfully. <S-NAME> ruffles <T-NAMESELF>'s hair playfully. <S-NAME> ruffles your hair playfully. Might be a bit difficult.
mo RUFFLE SELF You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. <S-NAME> ruffles <S-HIS-HER> hair - weirdo!
ov RUN You run away in terror and horror! <S-NAME> runs away in utter terror!
ov RUN <T-NAME> You run away from <T-NAMESELF> in complete terror! <S-NAME> runs away from <T-NAMESELF> in utter terror and horror! <S-NAME> runs from you, fearing for <S-HIS-HER> life! No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.
ov RUN SELF Are you THAT ugly? <S-NAME> looks in the mirror, sees <S-HIS-HER> face, and runs away terrified!
mo SAGE You nod sagely. <S-NAME> nods sagely.
oo SALUTE You click your heels together and salute sharply. <S-NAME> clicks <S-HIS-HER> heels together and salutes sharply.
oo SALUTE <T-NAME> You click your heels together and salute <T-NAME>. Yes, sir!! <S-NAME> clicks <S-HIS-HER> heels together and salutes <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> salutes you obediently. Salute who?
mo SALUTE SELF You salute yourself, how pathetic. <S-NAME> smartly salutes <S-him-herself>.
mo SCRATCH You scratch yourself contentedly. <S-NAME> reaches down and scratches <S-HIM-HERSELF>... Now <S-HE-SHE> looks VERY happy.
ov SCRATCH <T-NAME> You scratch <t-name> on <t-his-her> belly. <s-name> scratches <t-name> on <t-his-her> belly. <s-name> scratches your belly, causing you to shake your leg wildly. WOOF! Scratch who?
ww SCREAM ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! <S-NAME> screams loudly!
ww SCREAM <T-NAME> ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been <T-HIS-HER> fault!!! <S-NAME> screams loudly at <T-NAMESELF>. Better leave before <S-NAME> blames you, too!!! <S-NAME> screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff* Your lungs can't reach that far!
ss SCREAM SELF You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension! <S-NAME> screams loudly at <S-HIM-HERSELF>! Is there a full moon up?
oo SCUFF You scuff your foot sheepishly. <S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.
oo SCUFF <T-NAME> You scuff your foot, avoiding <T-NAMESELF>'s gaze. <S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot and shyly avoids <T-NAMESELF>'s gaze. <S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot and shyly avoids your gaze. They aren't here.
ww SERENADE You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love. <S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> voice to serenade the world.
ww SERENADE <T-NAME> You raise your voice in a loving serenade to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> voice in a loving serenade to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> serenades you, you are swept away by <S-HIS-HER> voice. The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.
ww SERENADE SELF You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?! <S-NAME> serenades <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What an ego!
mv SHAKE You shake your head. <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head.
mo SHAKE <T-NAME> <S-NAME> shake <S-YOUPOSS> head disapprovingly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head disapprovingly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME> and <S-HE-SHE> does not look pleased. Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
ov SHAKE SELF You are shaken by yourself. <S-NAME> shakes <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo SHIVER Brrrrrrrrr. <S-NAME> shivers uncomfortably.
mo SHIVER <T-NAME> You shiver at the thought of fighting <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> shivers at the thought of fighting <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you. You don't see any reason to shiver.
mo SHIVER SELF You shiver to yourself? <S-NAME> scares <S-HIM-HERSELF> to shivers.
mo SHOO You shoo everyone away. <S-NAME> shoos everyone away. Get lost!
mo SHOO <T-NAME> You shoo <T-NAME> away. <S-NAME> shoos <T-NAME>. Watch out or <S-HE-SHE> might shoo you! <S-NAME> shoos you away. Watch out! No shoo for you!
mo SHRUG You shrug helplessly. <S-NAME> shrugs helplessly.
mo SHRUG <T-NAME> You shrug in response to <T-HIS-HER> question. <S-NAME> shrugs in response to <T-NAMESELF>'s question. <S-NAME> shrugs in response to your question. You shrug to no one in particular.
mo SHRUG SELF You shrug to yourself. <S-NAME> shrugs to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo SHUDDER You shudder at the horror and repress tears. <S-NAME> shudders at the horror and represses tears.
ss SIGH You sigh. <S-NAME> sighs.
ss SIGH <T-NAME> You sigh as you think of <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> sighs at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> sighs as <S-HE-SHE> thinks of you. Touching, huh? You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.
ss SIGH SELF You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely. <S-NAME> sighs at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ov SILLY You do the silly walk all around the room. <S-NAME> does the silly walk all around the room. <S-HE-SHE> *is* silly.
mo SLAP What is the sound of one hand slapping?
ot SLAP <T-NAME> *thwock!* You slap <T-NAMESELF> ringingly. *thwock!* <S-NAME> slaps <T-NAMESELF>! <S-NAME> slaps you stingingly. How about slapping someone in the same room as you ?? slap.wave
mo SLAP SELF You slap yourself, silly you. <S-NAME> slaps <S-HIM-HERSELF>, really strange ... slap.wav
mo SLOBBER You slobber down your front. <S-NAME> slobbers all over <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo SLOBBER <T-NAME> You slobber on <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> slobbers on <T-NAMESELF> **Yuck** <S-NAME> slobbers disgustingly on you. Slobber on WHOM?
mo SMILE You smile happily. <S-NAME> smiles happily.
mo SMILE <T-NAME> You smile at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> smiles at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smiles at you. There's no one by that name around.
mo SMILE SELF You smile at yourself. <S-NAME> smiles at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo SMIRK You smirk. <S-NAME> smirks.
mo SMIRK <T-NAME> You smirk at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smirks at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smirks at you. You want to smirk to whom?
mo SMIRK SELF You smirk at yourself. Okay..... <S-NAME> smirks at <S-HIS-HER> own 'wisdom'.
mo SMOOCH You smooch thin air. <S-NAME> puckers up and smooches nothing but air.
ov SMOOCH <T-NAME> You smooch <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smoochs <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smooches you. Smooch who?
so SMOOCH SELF You smooch yourself. <S-NAME> smooches <S-HIS-HER> own hand.
ss SMURF Who would you like to smurf?
ss SMURF <T-NAME> You smurf <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> smurf(s) <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> smurfs you! That's not smurfy! They left!
ss SMURF SELF You smurf. <S-NAME> smurfs.
mo SNAP Eureka! You snap your fingers. <S-NAME> snaps <S-HIS-HER> fingers.
mo SNAP <T-NAME> You snap back at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> snaps back at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> snaps back at you! You must be very agitated.
mo SNAP SELF You snap yourself to attention. <S-NAME> snaps <S-HIM-HERSELF> to attention.
ss SNARL You grizzle your teeth and look mean. <S-NAME> snarls angrily.
ss SNARL <T-NAME> You snarl at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> snarls at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> snarls at you, for some reason. No need to snarl!
ss SNARL SELF You snarl at yourself. <S-NAME> snarls at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ss SNEEZE ACHOOOOOO! <S-NAME> sneezes. <S-NAME> sneezes. sneeze.wav
ss SNICKER You snicker. <S-NAME> snickers. snicker.wav
ss SNICKER <T-NAME> You snicker at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> snickers at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> snickers at you. Huh? snicker.wav
ss SNICKER SELF You snicker at your own evil thoughts. <S-NAME> snickers at <S-HIS-HER> own evil thoughts. snicker.wav
ss SNIFF <T-NAME> You sniff sadly at the way <T-HE-SHE> is treating you. <S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way <T-NAMESELF> is treating <S-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way you are treating <S-HIM-HER>. You see no reason to sniff.
ss SNIFFLE You sniff sadly. *SNIFF* <S-NAME> sniffs sadly. sniffle.wav
ss SNIFFLE <T-NAME> You sniff sadly at the way <T-HE-SHE> is treating you. <S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way <T-NAMESELF> is treating <S-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way you are treating <S-HIM-HER>. You see no reason to sniffle. sniffle.wav
ss SNIFFLE SELF You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities. <S-NAME> sniffs sadly at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Something MUST be bothering <S-HIM-HER>. sniffle.wav
ss SNORE Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. <S-NAME> snores loudly. snore.wav
ss SNORT You snort derisively. <S-NAME> snorts derisively.
ss SNORT <T-NAME> You snort derisively at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> snorts derisively at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> snorts at you. Snort at whom?
ss SNORT SELF You snort derisively at yourself. <S-NAME> snorts derisively at <S-HIS-HERSELF>.
oo SNOWBALL Who do you want to throw a snowball at?
ot SNOWBALL <T-NAME> You throw a snowball in <T-NAMESELF>'s face. <S-NAME> conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you. You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
oo SNOWBALL SELF You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself. <S-NAME> conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mt SNUGGLE Who?
mt SNUGGLE <T-NAME> You snuggle <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> snuggles up to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> snuggles up to you. They aren't here.
mo SNUGGLE SELF You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep. <S-NAME> snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.
ss SOB You sob quietly to yourself. <S-NAME> sobs in misery. sob.wav
ss SOB <T-NAME> You sob quietly to yourself because <T-NAMESELF> has hurt your feelings so badly. <S-NAME> sobs quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF> because <T-NAMESELF> was a jerk! You feel like a cad because you've made <S-NAME> sob. sob.wav
ww SPAM You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again. <S-NAME> rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ww SPAM <T-NAME> You SPAM <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly! <S-NAME> spams <T-NAMESELF>! You've been SPAMMED by <S-NAME>! Spam away -- they've left.
oo SPANK Spank whom?
ov SPANK <T-NAME> You spank <T-HIM-HER> playfully. <S-NAME> spanks <T-NAMESELF> playfully. <S-NAME> spanks you playfully. OUCH! Your hand can't find your victim!
ov SPANK SELF You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM... <S-NAME> spanks <S-HIM-HERSELF>....HMMMMMMM...
ov SPIN You spin around the room until you`re dizzy. <S-NAME> spins and twirls around the room.
ov SPIN <T-NAME> You grab <T-YOUPOSS> hands and spin around in circles. <S-NAME> takes hold of <T-YOUPOSS> hands and begins to spin around the room. <S-NAME> takes <T-YOUPOSS> hands and starts to spin around the room with you. They aren`t there.
mo SPIT You spit in utter disgust. <S-NAME> spits in utter disgust!
mt SPIT <T-NAME> You spit on <T-NAMESELF>...you're gross! <S-NAME> spits on <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> spits on you -- how gross! Your victim isn't here.
mo SPIT SELF You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh? <S-NAME> spits on <S-HIM-HERSELF>...what a sicko!
oo SPOON <T-NAME> You curl up and spoon next to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> curls up and spoons next to <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> curls up, spooning next to you.
oo SPOON SELF You curl up around yourself. <S-NAME> curls up into a cute little ball.
ss SQUEAL You squeal with delight! <S-NAME> lets out a sudden squeal of delight!
ss SQUEAL <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and squeal with delight! <S-NAME> squeals with delight at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> looks at you and squeals with delight!
mo SQUEEZE Where, what, how, WHO ???
mt SQUEEZE <T-NAME> You squeeze <T-HIM-HER> fondly. <S-NAME> squeezes <T-NAMESELF> fondly. <S-NAME> squeezes you fondly. Where, what, how, WHO ???
mo SQUEEZE SELF You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little! <S-NAME> squeezes <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo SQUIRM You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation. <S-NAME> squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.
mo SQUIRM <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and squirm with delight. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and squirms with delight. <S-NAME> looks at you and squirms with delight.
mo SSMILE You smile sweetly. <S-NAME> smiles sweetly.
mo SSMILE <T-NAME> You smile sweetly at <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> smiles sweetly at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> smiles sweetly at you. There's no one by that name around.
mo SSMILE SELF You sweetly smile to yourself. <S-NAME> smiles sweetly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
oo STAGGER You stagger blindly around the room. <S-NAME> staggers blindly around the room.
oo STAGGER <T-NAME> You stagger toward <T-NAMESELF> as the room begins to spin. <S-NAME> staggers into <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> staggers blindly into you. Stagger into whom!?!?
mo STARE You stare at the sky. <S-NAME> stares at the sky.
mo STARE <T-NAME> You stare dreamily at <T-NAMESELF>, completely lost in <T-HIS-HER> eyes.. <S-NAME> stares dreamily at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
mo STARE SELF You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. <S-NAME> stares dreamily at <S-HIM-HERSELF> - NARCISSIST!
mo STARVE You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity. <S-NAME> is withering before your eyes! Starvation!
mo STARVE <T-NAME> You throw yourself upon <T-HIS-HER> mercy, begging for food. <S-NAME> begs <T-NAMESELF> for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now... <S-NAME> is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please? Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.
mv STRANGLE Who do you want to strangle?
ov STRANGLE <T-NAME> You dive at <T-NAME> and try to strangle <T-HIM-HER> with all the strength you can muster. You watch in horror as <S-NAME> tries to strangle <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> slips <S-HIS-HER> fingers around <T-YOUPOSS> throat and tries to strangle <T-NAME>. They made a smooth getaway.
mo STRETCH You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs. <S-NAME> stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?
mo STRIP You do a slow strip tease for the people... <S-NAME> begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...
mt STRIP <T-NAME> You start to undress <T-NAMESELF> ... one piece of clothing at a time... <S-NAME> runs <S-HIS-HER> hands over <T-NAMESELF>s body, slowly stripping away the clothing... <S-NAME> has started to strip you... woah BABY! Your toy doesn't seem to be here...
mo STRIP SELF You can't DO that in public!
mo STROKE You stroke the air vaguely. <S-NAME> makes vague stroking motions.
ot STROKE <T-NAME> You gently stroke <T-HIS-HER> inner thigh, <T-he-she> inhales sharply. <T-NAME> exhales sharply and suddenly. <S-NAME> gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply. Maybe you should practice on yourself first.
mo STROKE SELF You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. <S-NAME> strokes <S-him-herself>. You really don`t want to see this.
oo STRUT Strut your stuff. <S-NAME> struts proudly.
oo STRUT <T-NAME> You strut to get <T-HIS-HER> attention. <S-NAME> struts, hoping to get <T-NAMESELF>'s attention. <S-NAME> struts, hoping to get your attention. You don't see an audience.
oo STRUT SELF You strut to yourself, lost in your own world. <S-NAME> struts to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, lost in <S-HIS-HER> own world.
mo SULK You sulk. <S-NAME> sulks in the corner.
mo SUPPORT You fully support the plan. <S-NAME> fully supports the plan.
ot SUPPORT <T-NAME> You hug <T-HIM-HER> supportively and smile. <S-NAME> hugs <T-NAMESELF> supportively and smiles. <S-NAME> hugs you supportively and smiles. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo SUPPORT SELF You hug yourself sadly. <S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> sadly. Perhaps you could help?
ws SWEET Sweeeeet!! <S-NAME> looks impressed and says `Sweet`!
wv SWEET <T-NAME> Like wow dude!!!! That is so sweet. <S-NAME> looks to be sweet on <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> appears to be sweet on you. Awww thats sweet, but they aren`t here.
mv SWEET SELF Awwwwww. You are soooo sweet. <S-NAME> appears to be sweet on <S-him-herself>. What a kook!
mo SWOON You swoon. <S-NAME> swoons in absolute ecstasy.
mo SWOON <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and swoon in ecstasy. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and swoons in ecstasy. <S-NAME> looks at you and swoons in ecstasy. Who?
mo TACKLE You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!
ot TACKLE <T-NAME> You tackle <T-NAMESELF> playfully. <S-NAME> playfully tackles <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> brings you down in a playful tackle!
oo TAG Tag whom? <S-NAME> casts about for someone to tag.
ov TAG <T-NAME> >From nowhere, you pounce on <T-NAMESELF> and TAG <T-HIM-HER> remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!! <S-NAME> dives from the shadows and TAGS <T-NAMESELF>. <T-NAMESELF> IS IT! <S-NAME> pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT! Who were you going to tag, then?
oo TAG SELF Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT! Unable to catch anyone else, <S-NAME> tags <S-HIM-HERSELF>. Are you impressed?
ww TANK You boldly offer to tank for everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into? <S-NAME> offers to tank!
ww TANK <T-NAME> You offer to tank for <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> offers to tank for <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> offers to tank for you! Tank for whom?
ww TANK SELF No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?) In dazzling chivalry, <S-NAME> offers to tank-- for <S-HIM-HERSELF>!
mo TEASE You are such a tease!!! Shame on you! <S-NAME> is such a tease! How rude!
mt TEASE <T-NAME> You point at <T-NAME> and laugh. HAHA!! <S-NAME> points at <T-NAME> and laughs. What`s so funny? <S-NAME> points <S-HIS-HER> finger at you and laughs. Tease who?
mo TEASE SELF You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH. <S-NAME> teases <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ww THANK Thank you too.
ww THANK <T-NAME> You thank <T-NAMESELF> heartily. <S-NAME> thanks <T-NAMESELF> heartily. <S-NAME> thanks you heartily. No one answers to that name here.
ww THANK SELF You thank yourself since nobody else wants to! <S-NAME> thanks <S-HIM-HERSELF> since you won't.
mo THINK You think about it. <S-NAME> sits down and thinks deeply.
mo THINK <T-NAME> You think about what <T-NAME> has said. <S-NAME> thinks about what <T-NAME> has said. <S-NAME> thinks about what you have said.
ww THREATEN You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence. You feel threatened in the presence of the great <S-NAME>.
ww THREATEN <T-NAME> You stand tall as you threaten <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> threatens <T-NAMESELF> forcefully. <S-NAME> threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh* Whom do you wish to intimidate?
mt TICKLE <T-NAME> You tickle <T-NAME> mercilessly. <S-NAME> tickles <T-NAME> mercilessly. <S-NAME> tickles you mercilessly. Whom do you want to tickle?
ot TICKLE SELF You tickle yourself, how funny! <S-NAME> tickles <S-HIM-HERSELF>. <S-NAME> tickles <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo TIE You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. <S-NAME> toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.
ov TIE <T-NAME> You grab <T-NAMESELF> and tie <T-HIM-HER> to the bedposts. <S-NAME> grabs <T-NAMESELF> and ties <T-HIS-HER> to a four poster bed. <S-NAME> grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo TIGHT <T-NAME> You hold <T-HIM-HER> tightly in your arms. <S-NAME> holds <T-NAMESELF> tightly in <S-HIM-HER> arms. <S-NAME> holds you tightly in <S-HIS-HER> loving arms as if <S-he-she> will never let go. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mv TILT You tilt your head inquisitively. <S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head with a look of inquiry.
mv TILT <T-NAME> You tilt <S-YOUPOSS> head inquisitively at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME>, perplexed. <S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME> with a look of inquiry. You are even more perplexed now, than just a moment before.
mo TIP You tip your hat gallantly. <S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat.
mo TIP <T-NAME> You tip your hat to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat to you. But there is no one here to impress?!?!
ww TOAST You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. <S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> glass of champagne in a toast.
ww TOAST <T-NAME> You raise your glass of champagne to <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> silently toasts <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> silently toasts you. Your object of praise is absent.
ww TOAST SELF You grin evilly and toast yourself. <S-NAME> grins evilly and toasts <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo TONGUE You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.
mt TONGUE <T-NAME> Mmmm... you give <T-NAMESELF> a good working over with your tongue... <S-NAME> slides <S-HIS-HER> tongue over <T-NAMESELF>'s body... <S-NAME> wraps <S-HIS-HER> tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh... Never around when required...
mo TONGUE SELF You slowly tongue yourself. <S-NAME> slowly tongues <S-HIM-HERSELF>... ICK.
mv TOUT You stick out your tongue. <S-NAME> sticks out <S-HIS-HER> tongue. How rude!
mv TOUT <T-NAME> You stick your tongue out at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at <T-NAME>. Are you sure you wish to stick your tongue out without an audience?
mv TOUT SELF You stick your tongue out and wag it all about. <S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out and wags it all about.
ss TSK You shake your head slowly and tsk at nothing in particular. <S-NAME> tsks. Uh-oh, what did you do?
ss TSK <T-NAME> You tsk <T-NAME>, <T-HE-SHE> deserves it. <T-NAME> is being tsked by <S-NAME> for something. Ack, <S-NAME> is tsking you! Hide! Tsk, tsk, tsk.
ss TSK SELF You tsk yourself because of your poor behavior. <S-NAME> is tsking <S-HISHERSELF>. You don`t see that everyday.
mo TWEAK Tweak who?
mt TWEAK <T-NAME> You gently tweak <T-HIS-HER> cheek. Isn't <T-HE-SHE> so CUTE? <S-NAME> tweaked <T-NAMESELF>'s cheek... don't they look so adorable together? <S-NAME> lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff... *Sniff* That cheek seems to be missing.
mo TWEAK SELF You can't DO that.
mo TWIDDLE You patiently twiddle your thumbs. <S-NAME> patiently twiddles <S-HIS-HER> thumbs.
mo TWIDDLE <T-NAME> You twiddle <T-HIS-HER> ears. <S-NAME> twiddles <T-NAMESELF>'s ears. <S-NAME> twiddles your ears. You don't see the person here.
mo TWIDDLE SELF You twiddle your ears like Dumbo. <S-NAME> twiddles <S-HIS-HER> own ears like Dumbo.
mo TWITCH You twitch nervously. <S-NAME> twitches nervously.
mo TWITCH <T-NAME> You twitch involuntarily at <T-NAMESELF>'s presence. <T-NAMESELF> must really be getting to <S-NAME>... <S-NAME> notices you and twitches. Nervous? They aren't even here.
mo TYPE You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration! <S-NAME> throws <S-HIS-HER> hands up in disgust at <S-HIS-HER> lousy typing skills!
mo VIEW You sit back and watch the world go by. <S-NAME> kicks back and enjoys the view.
mo VOODOO Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person. <S-NAME> looks hostile for a moment.
mo VOODOO <T-NAME> You stare daggers at <T-NAMESELF>, jabbing pins into <T-HIS-HER> effigy. <S-NAME> glares balefully at <T-NAMESELF> while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll. Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull! Your hatred finds no such target.
mo VOODOO SELF You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony! <S-NAME> jabs a pin into <S-HIS-HER> own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!
mo WAIT You wait patiently. <S-NAME> waits patiently.
mo WAVE You wave happily. <S-NAME> waves happily.
mo WAVE <T-NAME> You wave goodbye to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> waves goodbye to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
mo WAVE SELF Are you going on adventures as well?? <S-NAME> waves goodbye to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo WEDGIE You look around for someone to wedgie. <S-NAME> looks around for someone to wedgie.
mo WEDGIE <T-NAME> You give <T-NAME> a HUGE wedgie! You got <T-HIM-HER> good! <S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a HUGE wedgie! Oh no! <S-NAME> gave you a HUGE wedgie! It's stuck in there good! There's no one by that name around.
ov WHAP Whap who?
ot WHAP <T-NAME> You whap <T-NAMESELF> upside the head! With a resounding WHAP!, <S-NAME> reprimands <T-NAMESELF>. HEY! <S-NAME> whaps you upside the head! Whiff...
mv WHAP SELF Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head. Biff! <S-NAME> whaps <S-HIM-HERSELF> upside the head!
mo WHEW That was a close call. You better check your pants. WHEW! <S-NAME> just survived a close call! Don`t ask about <S-HIS-HER> pants. whew.wav
ww WHINE You whine to anyone who will listen to you. <S-NAME> whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.
ww WHINE <T-NAME> You whine to <T-HIM-HER>, hoping desperately that at least <T-HE-SHE> will give a damn. <S-NAME> whines pathetically to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> whines pathetically to you. What a loser! They really don't care.
ww WHINE SELF You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen. <S-NAME> whines to <S-HIM-HERSELF>. At least <S-HE-SHE> isn't bitching to YOU.
ov WHIP You crack your bullwhip menacingly. <S-NAME> cracks a bullwhip menacingly. whip.wav
ov WHIP <T-NAME> You flick your whip across <T-HIS-HER> bare back. <S-NAME> flicks <S-HIS-HER> whip across <T-NAMESELF>'s bare back. <S-NAME> flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. whip.wav
ov WHIP SELF You whip yourself into a frenzy. <S-NAME> whips <S-HIM-HERSELF> into a frenzy.
ss WHISTLE You whistle appreciatively. <S-NAME> whistles appreciatively. whistle.wav
ss WHISTLE <T-NAME> You whistle at the sight of <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> whistles at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> whistles at the sight of you. You don't see nothing special to whistle at. whistle.wav
ss WHISTLE SELF You whistle a little tune to yourself. <S-NAME> whistles a little tune to <S-HIM-HERSELF>. whistle.wav
mo WIGGLE Your wiggle your bottom. <S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom.
oo WIGGLE <T-NAME> You wiggle your bottom toward <T-HIM-HER>. <S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom toward <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom toward you. You must be alone.
mo WIGGLE SELF You wiggle about like a fish. <S-NAME> wiggles about like a fish.
ov WIGGY You wiggy about. <S-NAME> wiggies about.
ov WIGGY <T-NAME> You wiggy <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> wiggies <T-NAME>. <S-NAME> wiggies all over you! <S-NAME> wiggies with <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo WINCE You wince in agony. <S-NAME> winces in agony.
mo WINCE <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and wince at <T-HIS-HER> remark. <S-NAME> winces at <T-NAMESELF>'s remark. <S-NAME> winces at your remark.
mo WINK Have you got something in your eye? <S-NAME> winks suggestively.
mo WINK <T-NAME> You wink suggestively at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> winks at <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> winks suggestively at you. No one with that name is present.
mo WINK SELF You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to? <S-NAME> winks at <S-HIM-HERSELF> - something strange is going on...
mo WONDER You wonder about how things could have been. <S-NAME> gets a blank stare on <S-HIS-HER> face. What could <S-HE-SHE> be wondering about?
mo WONDER <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> and wonder what will happen. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and wonders.... <S-NAME> looks at you quizzically. You wonder what would have happened had they been here.
mo WONDER SELF You wonder about yourself and your purpose here. A blank stare crosses <S-NAME>'s face. What could <S-HE-SHE> be wondering about?
mo WORRY You worry about what's going to happen. A troubled look suddenly crosses <S-NAME>'s face. Wonder what's wrong?
mo WORRY <T-NAME> You look at <T-NAMESELF> worriedly. <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> with a troubled gaze. <S-NAME> looks at you worriedly. Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!
mo WORRY SELF You worry about what's going to happen. A troubled look suddenly crosses <S-NAME>'s face. Wonder what's wrong?
ww WORSHIP You prostrate yourself and worship the gods! <S-NAME> prostrates <S-HIM-HERSELF> and worships the gods!
ww WORSHIP <T-NAME> You fall on your knees and worship <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> falls on <S-HIS-HER> knees and worships <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> falls to the ground and worships you. You can't worship someone who isn't here.
ww WORSHIP SELF You worship yourself. <S-NAME> worships <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
mo WRESTLE You wrestle with your conscience. <S-NAME> wrestles with <S-HIM-HER> conscience.
ov WRESTLE <T-NAME> You wrestle <T-HIM-HER> to the floor and pin <T-HIM-HER> there. <S-NAME> wrestles <T-NAMESELF> to the floor, pinning <T-HIM-HER> there. <S-NAME> wrestles you to the floor and pins you. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo WRESTLE SELF You wrestle with your conscience. <S-NAME> wrestles with <S-HIM-HER> conscience.
mo WRIST You hold out out a wrist for a slap. <S-NAME> holds out a wrist for a slap.
ot WRIST <T-NAME> You slap <T-HIS-HER> wrist sharply. <S-NAME> slaps <T-NAMESELF>'s wrist sharply. <S-NAME> slaps your wrist sharply. Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo WRIST SELF You slap your own wrist. <S-NAME> slaps <S-HIM-HER> own wrist.
ss YAWN You must be tired. <S-NAME> yawns. <S-NAME> yawns. yawn.wav
sv YEEHAW You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW! <S-NAME> bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*
ww YODEL You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel. <S-NAME> begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!
ww YODEL <T-NAME> <T-NAMESELF> covers <T-HIS-HER> ears as you begin to yodel. <S-NAME> yodels to <T-NAMESELF>. <S-NAME> yodels to you...you cringe and turn away. That person just escaped!
ww YODEL SELF Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing. <S-NAME> yodels to <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a sado-masochist.
ss YOWL You yowl in frustration. <S-NAME> yowls in frustration!
ss ZERBERT Gotta zerbert SOMEONE!
ot ZERBERT <T-NAME> You lift <T-NAMESELF>'s shirt and blow loudly into <T-HIS-HER> navel! <S-NAME> raises <T-NAME>s shirt and blows some tummy! <S-NAME> raises your shirt and blows into your tummy! You missed.
ss ZERBERT SELF Careful, people are staring... <S-NAME> looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into <S-HIS-HER> own navel!
