package com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Abilities.Songs;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.core.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.core.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Abilities.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Areas.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Behaviors.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.CharClasses.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Commands.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Common.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Exits.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Items.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Locales.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.MOBS.interfaces.*;
import com.planet_ink.coffee_mud.Races.interfaces.*;
import java.util.*;
/*
Copyright 2000-2006 Bo Zimmerman
Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
You may obtain a copy of the License at
http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
limitations under the License.
*/
public class Skill_Joke extends BardSkill
{
public String ID() { return "Skill_Joke"; }
public String name(){ return "Joke";}
protected int canAffectCode(){return 0;}
protected int canTargetCode(){return CAN_MOBS;}
public int abstractQuality(){return Ability.QUALITY_INDIFFERENT;}
private static final String[] triggerStrings = {"JOKE"};
public String[] triggerStrings(){return triggerStrings;}
public int classificationCode(){return Ability.ACODE_SKILL|Ability.DOMAIN_FOOLISHNESS;}
public boolean invoke(MOB mob, Vector commands, Environmental givenTarget, boolean auto, int asLevel)
{
MOB target=this.getTarget(mob,commands,givenTarget);
if(target==null) return false;
// if they can't hear the sleep spell, it
// won't happen
if((!auto)&&(!CMLib.flags().canBeHeardBy(mob,target)))
{
mob.tell(target.charStats().HeShe()+" can't hear your words.");
return false;
}
if(!super.invoke(mob,commands,givenTarget,auto,asLevel))
return false;
boolean success=proficiencyCheck(mob,0,auto);
String str=null;
if(success)
{
if(auto) str="<T-NAME> remember(s) a joke!";
else
{
Vector insultd=Resources.getFileLineVector(Resources.getFileResource("skills/insultd.txt",true));
Vector insulto=Resources.getFileLineVector(Resources.getFileResource("skills/insulto.txt",true));
String[] ob=new String[5];
String[] de=new String[5];
for (int cnt=1; cnt<4; cnt++)
{
ob[cnt] = (String)insulto.elementAt(CMLib.dice().roll(1,insulto.size(),-1));
de[cnt] = (String)insultd.elementAt(CMLib.dice().roll(1,insultd.size(),-1));
}
String joke=null;
switch(CMLib.dice().roll(1,7,0))
{
case 1:
joke= "Q: What do you get if you cross a "+ob[1]+" with a "+ob[2]+"?\n\r"
+"A: "+de[1]+" "+ob[3]+"!";
break;
case 2:
joke= "What did the "+ob[1]+" say to the "+ob[2]+"?\n\r"
+"'You are "+de[1]+" "+ob[3]+"!'";
break;
case 3:
joke= "Person 1: 'Knock, knock!'\n\r"
+"Person 2: 'Who's there?'\n\r"
+"Person 1: 'A "+ob[1]+".'\n\r"
+"Person 2: 'A "+ob[1]+" who?'\n\r"
+"Person 1: '"+de[1]+" "+ob[2]+"!'";
break;
case 4:
joke= "Q: What's the difference between a "+ob[1]+" and a "+ob[2]+"?\n\r"
+"A: A "+ob[1]+" is "+de[1]+" "+ob[3]+"!";
break;
case 5:
joke= "Q: What did the big "+ob[1]+" say to the little "+ob[1]+"?\n\r"
+"A: 'You are "+de[1]+" "+ob[2]+"!'";
break;
case 6:
joke= "Q: What do you call "+de[1]+" "+ob[1]+" without "+de[2]+" "+ob[2]+"?\n\r"
+"A: "+CMStrings.capitalizeAndLower(de[3])+" "+ob[3]+"!";
break;
case 7:
joke= "Q: When is "+de[1]+" "+ob[1]+" not "+de[1]+" "+ob[1]+"?\n\r"
+"A: When it's "+de[2]+" "+ob[2]+"!'";
break;
}
str="<S-NAME> joke(s) to <T-NAMESELF>:\n\r"+joke;
}
CMMsg msg=CMClass.getMsg(mob,target,this,CMMsg.MSG_SPEAK|(auto?CMMsg.MASK_ALWAYS:0),str);
if(mob.location().okMessage(mob,msg))
{
mob.location().send(mob,msg);
if(CMLib.dice().rollPercentage()<25)
{
Ability A=CMClass.getAbility("Spell_Laughter");
A.invoke(mob,target,true,asLevel);
}
else
{
Ability A=CMClass.getAbility("Disease_Giggles");
A.invoke(mob,target,true,asLevel);
}
}
}
else
return beneficialVisualFizzle(mob,target,"<S-NAME> attempt(s) to think up a joke for <T-NAMESELF>, but fail(s).");
return success;
}
}
