#SOCIALS

#1
gack~
Gaaack!~
$n gacks with dismay!~
Appalled, you gack at $N.~
$n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~
$n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~
That person isn't here.~
*GACK!*~
Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~
#2
kiss~
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
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You kiss $M.~
$n kisses $N.~
$n kisses you.~
Never around when required.~
All the lonely people :(~
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#3
eve~
You hop around like Eve!~
$n hops around like Eve!!!~
You bounce onto $S lap.~
$n bounces onto $N's lap, hoping desperately that $e is Eve.~
$n bounces onto your lap and wiggles around.~
Eve doesn't seem to be around right now.~
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#4
bounce~
BOIINNNNNNGG!~
$n bounces around.~
You bounce onto $S lap.~
$n bounces onto $N's lap.~
$n bounces onto your lap.~
You don't see your plaything.~
You bounce your head like a basketball.~
$n plays basketball with $s head.~
#5
smile~
You smile happily.~
$n smiles happily.~
You smile at $M.~
$n beams a smile at $N.~
$n smiles at you.~
There's no one by that name around.~
You smile at yourself.~
$n smiles at $mself.~
#6
dance~
Feels silly, doesn't it?~
$n dances wildly before you!~
You lead $M to the dancefloor.~
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.~
$n sends you across the dancefloor.~
Eh, WHO?~
You skip and dance around by yourself.~
$n skips a light Fandango.~
#7
cackle~
You cackle gleefully.~
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
You cackle gleefully at $N~
$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
You can't find a friend to cackle with.~
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~
#8
giggle~
You giggle.~
$n giggles.~
You giggle in $S presence.~
$n giggles at $N's actions.~
$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.~
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~
$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~
#9
shake~
You shake your head.~
$n shakes $s head.~
You shake $S hand.~
$n shakes $N's hand.~
$n shakes your hand.~
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.~
You are shaken by yourself.~
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
#10
puke~
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~
$n pukes.~
You puke on $M.~
$n pukes on $N.~
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
Once again?~
You puke on yourself.~
$n pukes on $s clothes.~
#11
growl~
Grrrrrrrrrr...~
$n growls.~
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
No one can see you growl that far.~
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
#12
scream~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
$n screams loudly!~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
Your lungs can't reach that far!~
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
#13
comfort~
Do you feel uncomfortable?~
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You comfort $M.~
$n comforts $N.~
$n comforts you.~
Comfort who?~
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~
#14
sigh~
You sigh.~
$n sighs.~
You sigh as you think of $M.~
$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.~
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
#15
sulk~
You sulk.~
$n sulks in the corner.~
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#16
hug~
Hug who?~
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You hug $M.~
$n hugs $N.~
$n hugs you.~
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
You hug yourself.~
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
#17
snuggle~
Who?~
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You snuggle $M.~
$n snuggles up to $N.~
$n snuggles up to you.~
They aren't here.~
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
#18
cuddle~
Who do you feel like cuddling today?~
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You cuddle $M.~
$n cuddles $N.~
$n cuddles you.~
They aren't here.~
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
#19
nuzzle~
Nuzzle who??~
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You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
No.. they aren't here..~
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
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#20
cry~
Waaaaah..~
$n bursts into tears.~
You cry on $S shoulder.~
$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
$n cries on your shoulder.~
Who's that?~
You cry to yourself.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself.~
#21
accuse~
Accuse who??~
$n is in an accusing mood.~
You look accusingly at $M.~
$n looks accusingly at $N.~
$n looks accusingly at you.~
Accuse somebody who's not even there ??~
You accuse yourself.~
$n seems to have a bad conscience.~
#22
grin~
You grin evilly.~
$n grins evilly.~
You grin evilly at $M.~
$n grins evilly at $N.~
$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
You must be delirious.~
You grin at youself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
#23
bow~
You bow deeply.~
$n bows deeply.~
You bow before $M.~
$n bows before $N.~
$n bows before you.~
Who's that?~
You kiss your toes.~
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~
#24
applaud~
Clap, clap, clap.~
$n gives a round of applause.~
You clap at $N's actions.~
$n claps at $N's actions.~
$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.~
You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
#25
blush~
Your cheeks are burning.~
$n blushes.~
You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
You blush as you notice that person isn't here.~
You blush at your own folly.~
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
#26
burp~
You burp loudly.~
$n burps loudly.~
You burp loudly to $M in response.~
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
You can't find your victim.~
You burp at yourself.~
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
#27
chuckle~
You chuckle politely.~
$n chuckles politely.~
You chuckle at $S joke.~
$n chuckles at $N's joke.~
$n chuckles at your joke.~
You can't find a friend to chuckle with.~
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
#28
clap~
You clap your hands together.~
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
You clap at $S performance.~
$n claps at $N's performance.~
$n claps at your performance.~
You clap for nothing.~
You clap at your own performance.~
$n claps at $s own performance.~
#29
cough~
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~
$n coughs loudly.~
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#30
curtsey~
You curtsey to your audience.~
$n curtseys gracefully.~
You curtsey to $M.~
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
You curtsey to no one in particular.~
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
#31
fart~
Where are your manners ?~
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~
You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
$n farts in the direction of $N.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
You can't hold it that long!~
You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
#32
flip~
You flip head over heels.~
$n flips head over heels.~
You flip $M over your shoulder.~
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
You can't find the person.~
You tumble all over the room.~
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
#33
fondle~
Who needs to be fondled?~
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You fondly fondle $M.~
$n fondly fondles $N.~
$n fondly fondles you.~
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.~
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~
#34
frown~
What's bothering you ?~
$n frowns.~
You frown at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what you did.~
You don't see any reason to frown.~
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
$n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....~
#35
gasp~
You gasp in astonishment.~
$n gasps in astonishment.~
You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
You need to panic.~
You look at yourself and gasp!~
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
#36
glare~
You glare at nothing in particular.~
$n glares around $m.~
You glare icily at $M.~
$n glares at $N.~
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.~
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
#37
groan~
You groan loudly.~
$n groans loudly.~
You groan at the sight of $M.~
$n groans at the sight of $N.~
$n groans at the sight of you.~
You see no reason to groan.~
You groan as you realize what you have done.~
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
#38
grope~
Whom do you wish to grope ??~
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Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
$n gropes $N.~
$n gropes you.~
Try someone who's here.~
You grope yourself - YUCK.~
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
#39
hiccup~
*HIC*~
$n hiccups.~
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#40
lick~
You lick your mouth and smile.~
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.~
You lick $M.~
$n licks $N.~
$n licks you.~
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.~
You lick yourself.~
$n licks $mself - YUCK.~
#41
love~
You love the whole world.~
$n loves everybody in the world.~
You tell your true feelings to $N.~
$n whispers softly to $N.~
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
Alas, your love is not present...~
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~
#42
moan~
You start to moan.~
$n starts moaning.~
You moan for the loss of $M.~
$n moans for the loss of $N.~
$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
You see no cause to moan.~
You moan at yourself.~
$n makes $mself moan.~
#43
pout~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~
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#44
ruffle~
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
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You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles your hair playfully.~
Might be a bit difficult.~
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~
#45
shiver~
Brrrrrrrrr.~
$n shivers uncomfortably.~
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
You don't see any reason to shiver.~
You shiver to yourself?~
$n scares $mself to shivers.~
#46
shrug~
You shrug.~
$n shrugs helplessly.~
You shrug in response to $s question.~
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
$n shrugs in response to your question.~
You shrug to no one in particular.~
You shrug to yourself.~
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
#47
sing~
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~
HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL!  $n has begun to sing.~
You sing a ballad to $M.~
$n sings a ballad to $N.~
$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
You see no one to sing to.~
You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
#48
slap~
What is the sound of one hand slapping?~
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You slap $N.~
$n slaps $N.~
You are slapped by $n.~
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??~
You slap yourself, silly you.~
$n slaps $mself, really strange ...~
#49
smirk~
You smirk.~
$n smirks.~
You smirk at $S saying.~
$n smirks at $N's saying.~
$n smirks at your saying.~
You want to smirk to whom?~
You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....~
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
#50
snap~
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.~
$n snaps $s fingers.~
You snap back at $M.~
$n snaps back at $N.~
$n snaps back at you!~
You must be very agitated.~
You snap yourself to attention.~
$n snaps $mself to attention.~
#51
sneeze~
Gesundheit!~
$n sneezes.~
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#52
snicker~
You snicker softly.~
$n snickers softly.~
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
Huh?~
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
#53
sniff~
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
$n sniffs sadly.~
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
You see no reason to sniff.~
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
#54
snore~
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
$n snores loudly.~
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#55
squeeze~
Where, what, how, WHO ???~
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You squeeze $M fondly.~
$n squeezes $N fondly.~
$n squeezes you fondly.~
Where, what, how, WHO ???~
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
$n squeezes $mself.~
#56
stare~
You stare at the sky.~
$n stares at the sky.~
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~
$n stares dreamily at $N.~
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...~
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
#57
strut~
Strut your stuff.~
$n struts proudly.~
You strut to get $S attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
You don't see an audience.~
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
#58
thank ~
Thank you too.~
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You thank $N heartily.~
$n thanks $N heartily.~
$n thanks you heartily.~
No one answers to that name here.~
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
$n thanks $mself since you won't.~
#59
twiddle~
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
You twiddle $S ears.~
$n twiddles $N's ears.~
$n twiddles your ears.~
You don't see the person here.~
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
#60
wave~
You wave.~
$n waves happily.~
You wave goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.~
Are you going on adventures as well??~
$n waves goodbye to $mself.~
#61
whistle~
You whistle appreciatively.~
$n whistles appreciatively.~
You whistle at the sight of $M.~
$n whistles at the sight of $N.~
$n whistles at the sight of you.~
You don't see nothing special to whistle at.~
You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
#62
wiggle~
Your wiggle your bottom.~
$n wiggles $s bottom.~
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
You must be alone.~
You wiggle about like a fish.~
$n wiggles about like a fish.~
#63
wink~
Have you got something in your eye?~
$n winks suggestively.~
You wink suggestively at $N.~
$n winks at $N.~
$n winks suggestively at you.~
No one with that name is present.~
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
#64
yawn~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~
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#65
snowball~
Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.~
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~
#66
french~
Kiss whom?~
none~
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
$n kisses $N passionately.~
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.~
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
#67
comb~
You comb your hair - perfect.~
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
That person is not here.~
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
#68
massage~
Massage what?  Thin air?~
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You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
$n massages $N's shoulders.~
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.~
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~
#69
tickle~
Whom do you want to tickle?~
none~
You tickle $N.~
$n tickles $N.~
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
Who is that??~
You tickle yourself, how funny!~
$n tickles $mself.~
#70
pat~
Pat who?~
none~
You pat $N on $S head.~
$n pats $N on $S head.~
$n pats you on your head.~
Who, where, what?~
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~
$n pats $mself on the head.~
#71
curse~
You swear loudly for a long time.~
$n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~
You swear at $M.~
$n swears at $N.~
$n swears at you!  Where are the manners?~
You can't find the victim of your frustrations.~
You swear at your own mistakes.~
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
#72
pray~
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
You crawl in the dust before $M.~
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.~
Talk about narcissism...~
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
#73
beg~
You beg the gods for mercy.~
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.~
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
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#74
cringe~
You cringe in terror.~
$n cringes in terror!~
You cringe away from $M.~
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
$n cringes away from you.~
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?~
I beg your pardon?~
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#75
daydream~
You dream of better times.~
$n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~
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#76
fume~
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
You stare at $M, fuming.~
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
Fume away... they ain't here.~
That's right - hate yourself!~
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
#77
grovel~
You grovel in the dirt.~
$n grovels in the dirt.~
You grovel before $M~
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n grovels in the dirt before you.~
Who?~
That seems a little silly to me.~
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#78
hop~
You hop around like a little kid.~
$n hops around like a little kid.~
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#79
nudge~
Nudge whom?~
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You nudge $M.~
$n nudges $N.~
$n nudges you.~
Who?~
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
#80
ponder~
You ponder the question.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
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#81
punch~
Punch whom?~
none~
You punch $M playfully.~
$n punches $N playfully.~
$n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
You can't find your boxing partner.~
You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
$n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
#82
snarl~
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
$n snarls angrily.~
You snarl at $M.~
$n snarls at $N.~
$n snarls at you, for some reason.~
No need to snarl!~
You snarl at yourself.~
$n snarls at $mself.~
#83
spank~
Spank whom?~
none~
You spank $M playfully.~
$n spanks $N playfully.~
$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
Your hand can't find your victim!~
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~
$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~
#84
hand~
Kiss whose hand?~
none~
You kiss $S hand.~
$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
$n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
You can't find a lady in THIS group.~
You kiss your own hand.~
$n kisses $s own hand.~
#85
yodel~
You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~
$n begins to yodel:  HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~
$N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~
$n yodels to $N.~
$n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~
That person just escaped!~
Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~
$n yodels to $mself.  What a sado-masochist.~
#86
faint~
You faint.~
$n faints.~
You faint into $S arms.~
$n faints into $N's open arms.~
$n just fainted into YOUR arms.~
You fall on the floor and look stupid--really suave.~
none~
none~
#87
pinch~
You pinch the thin air!~
none~
You pinch $S tight little buns!~
$n pinches $N's buns.~
$n pinches your A*S!~
You'd like to, wouldn't you?~
You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!~
$n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming!~
#88
stroke~
Whose thigh would you like to stroke?~
none~
You gently stroke $S inner thigh.~
none~
$n gently strokes your inner thigh...you get goose bumps!~
Maybe you should practice on yourself first.~
You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.~
none~
#89
apologize~
You apologize until you are blue in the face.~
$n apologizes profusely.~
You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~
$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~
$n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~
Who's that?~
none~
none~
#90
caress~
Who do you wish to caress?~
$n looks for someone to caress.~
You tenderly caress $M.~
$n tenderly caresses $N.~
$n tenderly caresses your body.~
You're S.O.L., buddy.~
none~
none~
#91
stagger~
You stagger blindly around the room.~
$n staggers blindly around the room.~
You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~
$n staggers into $N.~
$n staggers blindly into you.~
Stagger into whom!?!?~
none~
none~
#92
snort~
You snort.~
$n snorts.~
You snort derisively at $N.~
$n snorts derisively at $N.~
$n snorts at you.~
Snort at whom?~
You snort at your own stupidity.~
$n snorts at $s own stupidity.~
#93
slobber~
You slobber down your front.~
$n slobbers all over $mself.~
You slobber on $N.~
$n slobbers on $N  **Yuck**~
$n slobbers disgustingly on you.~
Slobber on WHOM?~
none~
none~
#94
blink~
You bat your eyelashes.~
$n blinks innocently.~
You blink innocently at $N.~
$n blinks innocently at $N.~
$n blinks innocently at you.~
Feign innocence for whom?~
You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
none~
#95
tease~
What a tease.   SHEESH.~
$n looks around for someone to tease.~
You tease $N in a playful way.~
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
$n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~
Tease whom?~
You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~
$n teases $mself.~
#96
knee~
Be careful, you could hurt someone!!~
$n raises $s knee up.  UH OH!~
You place your knee in $S groin, you'd better get away QUICK!~
$N doubles over in pain as $n places $s knee in $S groin.~
$n places $s knee in your groin - you fall to your knees in agony.~
Whom do you wish to render impotent?~
What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~
none~
#97
flirt~
You flirt outrageously.~
$n is an outrageous flirt.~
You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~
$n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~
$n flirts with you.~
Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(~
You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~
$n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~
#98
tip~
You tip your hat gallantly.~
$n gallantly tips $s hat.~
You tip your hat to $N.~
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~
But there is no one here to impress?!?!~
none~
none~
#99
lust~
Your hormones begin to rage.~
$n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~
You have lust after $N.~
$n looks lustily at $N.~
$n lusts after your delectable body.~
Whom are you trying to lust after?~
Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~
$n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~
#100
flutter~
You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~
You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~
$n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~
EH? Can't see them here.~
none~
none~
#101
bark~
You bark loudly.~
$n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~
You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~
$n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~
$n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~
Bark at whom?~
You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~
$n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~
#102
howl~
You howl at the moon.~
$n howls at the moon.~
You howl soulfully at $N.~
$n howls at $N.~
$n howls soulfully at you.~
Who? What? Where?~
none~
none~
#103
babble~
You babble endlessly.~
$n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~
You babble to $N for hours on end.~
$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~
$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~
Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?~
You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~
$n babbles quietly to $mself.~
#104
ramble~
You ramble on and on.~
$n rambles on about a boring exploit.~
You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~
$n blithers on and on to $N about something.~
$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~
??EH??~
none~
none~
#105
hush~
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
$n requests everyone quiet down.  Shhhhhhhhhhh...~
You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~
$n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~
$n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~
Who needs to be silenced?~
You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~
$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~
#106
threaten~
You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~
You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~
You stand tall as you threaten $N.~
$n threatens $N forcefully.~
$n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~
Whom do you wish to intimidate?~
none~
none~
#107
roll~
You roll your eyes in disgust.~
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~
You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~
$n rolls $s eyes at you.~
You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.~
At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~
none~
#108
swoon~
You swoon.~
$n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~
You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~
$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~
$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~
Who?~
none~
none~
#109
bird~
You flick a bird...How obscene!~
$n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~
You shoot a bird at $N.~
$n gives $N the bird.~
$n gives you the bird...What an ass!~
Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?~
none~
none~
#110
eyebrow~
You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~
$n raises an eyebrow.~
You raise your eyebrow at $N.~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~
$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
Forget it.  They aren't here.~
none~
none~
#111
serenade~
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~
$n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~
The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.~
You sing a loud serenade to yourself.  What type of person are you?!~
$n serenades $mself.  What an ego!~
#112
grimace~
You grimace painfully at the thought.~
$n grimaces painfully at the thought.~
You grimace at $N.~
$n grimaces at $n.~
$n grimaces at you.  What could be wrong?~
You grimace at no one in particular.~
You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~
$n grimaces painfully to $mself.~
#113
boggle~
You boggle at the concept.~
$n boggles at the concept.~
You boggle at $N.~
$n boggles at $n.~
$n boggles at you.~
Boggle away.  They've left.~
You boggle at yourself.  Hmmm...intriguing.~
$n boggles quietly to $mself.~
#114
beckon~
You beckon for everyone to follow.~
$n beckons for everyone to follow.~
You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~
$n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~
$n beckons for you to follow.~
So sorry, that person has already left.~
You beckon to your shadow to follow.~
$n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~
#115
wonder~
You wonder about how things could have been.~
$n gets a blank stare on $s face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~
$n looks at $N and wonders....~
$n looks at you quizzically.~
You wonder what would have happened had they been here.~
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~
A blank stare crosses $n's face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
#116
worry~
You worry about what's going to happen.~
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
You look at $N worriedly.~
$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~
$n looks at you worriedly.~
Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!~
You worry about what's going to happen.~
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
#117
drool~
You drool down the front of your shirt.~
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
You drool messily on $N.~
$n drools upon $N.~
$n looks at you lustily and drools.~
Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!~
You drool down the front of your shirt.~
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
#118
nod~
You nod.~
$n nods.~
You nod at $N.~
$n nods at $N.~
$n nods at you in agreement.~
Nod your head off -- they aren't here.~
You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~
$n nods quietly to $mself.  What a wacko.~
#119
purr~
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~
$n purrs contentedly.~
You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~
$n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~
$n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~
You silly cat!  They aren't here.~
You purr quietly to yourself.~
$n purrs contentedly to $mself.~
#120
point~
You point in every direction.~
$n points excitedly!~
You point at $N.~
$n points excitedly at $N!~
$n points at you.  How rude!~
You point at no one in particular.~
You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~
$n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~
#121
rub~
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~
$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~
You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~
$n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~
$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense
shoulders...Mmmm...~
Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.~
You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~
$n rubs $mself...what a creep!~
#122
bleed~
You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~
$n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~
You bleed on $N -- ewww!~
$n bleeds on $N.  Watch out, YOU might be next!~
$n bleeds on you -- ewww!  Get away!!~
Bleed on whom?~
You bleed all over yourself.~
$n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~
#123
highfive~
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~
$n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~
$n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~
$n gives you a BIG high five!  Way to go!!~
Sorry, they have already left.~
You try to give yourself a high five.  What ARE you thinking?~
$n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~
#124
propose~
You propose to everyone in the room.~
$n proposes to everyone in the room.  Very odd.~
You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~
$n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~
$n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~
You must be lonely.  They aren't here.~
You are SO full of yourself!~
$n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~
#125
peer~
You peer around yourself intently.~
$n peers around $mself intently.~
You peer intently at $N.~
$n peers intently at $N.~
$n peers at you intently.~
They aren't here.~
You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~
$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~
#126
worship~
You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~
$n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~
You fall on your knees and worship $N.~
$n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~
$n falls to the ground and worships you.~
You can't worship someone who isn't here.~
You worship yourself.~
$n worships $mself.~
#127
bearhug~
Whom do you wish to bearhug?~
none~
You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~
$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~
$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~
Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here?~
You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~
$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible.  Looks like $e could use a hand.~
#128
innocent~
You innocently whistle a tune.~
$n looks around and whistles innocently.~
You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~
$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~
$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~
Don't even TRY -- they've already left.~
none~
none~
#129
collapse~
You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~
$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.   ~
You collapse right into $N's arms.~
$n collapses right into $N's arms.~
Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.  ~
They've already left, just collapse on the floor.~
none~
none~
#130
stretch~
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~
$n stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
#131
spam~
You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~
$n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~
You SPAM $N mercilessly!~
$n spams $N!~
You've been SPAMMED by $n!~
Spam away -- they've left.~
none~
none~
#132
boast~
You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~
$n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~
You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~
$n boasts to $N.~
Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~
Your ego takes a blow.  They've already left.~
You boast to yourself of all your great feats!  Your own biggest fan.~
$n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~
#133
squirm~
You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~
$n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~
You look at $N and squirm with delight.              ~
$n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~
$n looks at you and squirms with delight.~
none~
none~
none~
#134
moo~
You chew your cud and moo plaintively.  Muh-OOOOO!~
$n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~
You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts.  Muh-OOOOO!~
Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~
$n moos at you.  What could that possibly mean?~
You'd better find someone else to moo at.~
You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~
$n is mooing at $mself again...  You look for an exit...~
#135
moon~
You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~
$n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~
You bend over and moon $N.~
$n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~
$n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~
You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!~
You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~
$n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~
#136
goose~
Who would you like to goose?~
none~
You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~
$n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~
$n gooses you tenderly!~
You should go hunting for another victim, they left.~
You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~
$n pinches $mself on the rear.~
#137
wince~
You wince in agony.~
$n winces in agony.~
You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~
$n winces at $N's remark.~
$n winces at your remark.~
none~
none~
none~
#138
type~
You can't type for crap tonight!  You give up in frustration!~
$n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
#139
brb~
Hope to see you soon!~
$n will be right back!~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
none~
#140
mutter~
You mutter quietly to yourself.~
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
You mutter something to $N.~
$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~
$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~
There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!~
You mutter quietly to yourself.~
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
#141
rofl~
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~
$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~
You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~
none~
none~
none~
#142
sob~
You sob quietly to yourself.~
$n sobs in misery.~
You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~
You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~
none~
none~
none~
#143
pant~
You pant lustily.~
$n pants lustily.~
You pant lustily at $M.~
$n looks at $N and pants lustily.~
$n looks at you and pants lustily...~
none~
none~
none~
#144
whine~
You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~
$n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~
You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~
$n whines pathetically to $N.~
$n whines pathetically to you.  What a loser!~
They really don't care.~
You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~
$n whines to $mself.  At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~
#145
flex~
You flex your muscles proudly!~
$n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~
You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~
$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~
$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~
none~
none~
none~
#146
embrace~
Who would you like to embrace?  ~
none~
You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~
Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.~
You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~
$n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~
#147
duck~
DUCK!!!!~
$n ducks defensively.~
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~
$n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~
$n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~
none~
none~
none~
#148
bonk~
***BONK!!!***~
none~
You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~
$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~
$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~
***BONK*** they left...~
You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~
$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~
#149
squeal~
You squeal with delight!~
$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~
You look at $N and squeal with delight!~
$n squeals with delight at $N.~
$n looks at you and squeals with delight!~
none~
none~
none~
#150
tackle~
You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~
none~
You tackle $N playfully.~
$n playfully tackles $N.~
$n brings you down in a playful tackle!~
none~
none~
none~
#151
spit~
You spit in utter disgust.~
$n spits in utter disgust!~
You spit on $N...you're gross!~
$n spits on $N.~
$n spits on you -- how gross!~
Your victim isn't here.~
You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~
$n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~
#152
life~
You try to get a life, and fail.~
$n tries to get a life, and fails.~
$N needs to get a life!~
$N needs to get a life!~
You need to get a life!~
Who needs a life?~
But you have none to give!~
$n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~
#153
mosh~
You mosh insanely around the room!~
$n moshes insanely around the room!~
You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~
$n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~
$n slams into you, moshing painfully against you.  That REALLY hurts!~
Hmmm...  your victim found a new dance partner.~
Masochist!~
$n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~
#154
flinch~
EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~
$n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~
Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~
$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~
$n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~
Relax, $E is gone.~
You can't belive what you've done...~
$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~
#155
air~
You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~
$n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~
You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~
$n is surrounded by air groupies. ~
$n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~
Awww... you have no audience!~
You play softly to yourself.~
none~
#156
tweak~
Tweak who?~
none~
You gently tweak $S cheek.  Isn't $E so CUTE?~
$n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~
$n lovingly tweaks your cheek.  It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~
*Sniff*  That cheek seems to be missing.~
You can't DO that.~
none~
#157
peck~
Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~
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Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~
$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~
$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~
I guess you scared them away...~
You must REALLY like yourself.~
$n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~
#158
explode~
You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~
$n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~
You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~
$n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~
$n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~
Temper Temper... they left.~
Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~
$n implodes!!!  Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~
#159
raspberry~
You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~
$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~
You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~
$n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~
You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~
Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn't here.~
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~
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#160
flash~
You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~
$n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~
Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~
Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n!  EWWWW!~
You gasp!  $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~
Exhibitionist, that person isn't here!~
That's sick.~
PERVERT PRESENT!  $n is trying to flash $mself~
#161
strip~
You do a slow strip tease for the people...~
$n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~
You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~
$n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~
$n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~
Your toy doesn't seem to be here...~
You can't DO that in public!~
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#162
undress~
You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~
$n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~
You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~
You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~
Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~
They are not here...~
A mirror would work better...~
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#163
tongue~
You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~
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Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~
$n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~
$n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~
Never around when required...~
You slowly tongue yourself.~
$n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~
#164
grumble~
You grumble distractedly to yourself~
$n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~
You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~
$n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~
$n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~
That person is presently AWOL.~
Why bother?~
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#165
cheer~
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~
$n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~
You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~
*Yay!*  Go $N!!!  $n cheers $M on.~
You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~
Who? Huh? Where?  They're not here, that's for sure~
You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~
$n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~
#166
plead~
You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~
$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~
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#167
charge~
You charge into the fray!~
$n charges into the fray!  All guts, no brains.~
With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~
$n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~
OOF!  $n rammed $s head into your stomach!  That HURT.~
Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!~
You run your head into a brick wall.  OUCH!~
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#168
criticize~
Yes, but who?~
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You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~
With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~
$n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~
Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...~
You criticize yourself profusely.~
$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~
#169
run~
You run away in terror and horror!~
$n runs away in utter terror!~
You run away from $N in complete terror!~
$n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~
$n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~
No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.~
Are you THAT ugly?~
$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~
#170
judge~
Yes, but who?~
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You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~
On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~
$n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~
They aren't here right now.~
You don't REALLY want to do that.~
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#171
insane~
You feel your sanity slipping away...~
Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~
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#172
cover~
You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~
$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~
You glare at $N and cover your ears.~
$n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~
$n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~
They aren't here right now.~
No... I don't think so.~
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#173
flare~
You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~
Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.~
*Sniff*  But you should LOVE yourself!~
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#174
head~
You toss your head haughtily.~
$n tosses $s head haughtily.~
You toss your head haughtily at $N.~
$n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~
$n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~
That person is AWOL.~
Why would you do that?~
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#175
pie~
You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~
$n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~
You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~
$n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~
$n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~
That person isn't here...~
You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~
$n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~
#176
cower~
You cower in a corner.~
$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~
You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~
$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~
You scared poor $n!  Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~
That person is AWOL at the moment.~
You are afraid of your own shadow!~
$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~
#177
noogie~
You can't noogie the AIR!  It has no head.~
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You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~
$n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~
Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~
That person has gone off to other lands...~
You rub your head and create a static charge...~
$n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~
#178
yeehaw~
You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~
$n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~
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#179
pissed~
You are PISSED!~
$n is PISSED so watch out!~
You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~
$n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~
$n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~
That person is not here...~
You are PISSED at yourself!~
$n is so pissed at $mself.  How could $e be so stupid???~
#180
passout~
You belch and pass out.~
$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~
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#181
adjust~
You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~
$n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~
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#182
scratch~
You scratch yourself contentedly.~
$n reaches down and scratches $mself...  Now $e looks VERY happy.~
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#183
meditate~
You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~
$n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~
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#184
bkiss~
You blow kisses to the air.~
$n blows kisses at no one in particular.~
You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~
$n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~
$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~
You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to.~
You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~
$n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~
#185
beer~
You pull out a six-pack.~
$n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~
You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~
$n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~
$n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~
The bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.~
You pop off the top and down a beer.~
$n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~
#186
bcatch~
You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~
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#187
claw~
You tighten your hands into a fist.~
$n tightens $s hands into a fist, digging $s nails into $s palm.~
You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~
$n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~
$n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~
They aren't here to claw.~
You claw yourself to shreds!~
$n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~
#188
rose~
Who would you like to give it to?~
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You give $M a pretty rose.~
$n hands $N a beautiful rose.~
$n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@~
They seem to have left.~
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~
$n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~
#189
laces~
Whose laces?~
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With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~
$n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~
You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown!  Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~
Whose laces?~
You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~
$n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~
#190
tag~
Tag whom?~
$n casts about for someone to tag.~
From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly!  BWAHAHA!!!~
$n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N.  $N IS IT!~
$n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you!  You're IT!~
Who were you going to tag, then? Primus? :)~
Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~
Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself.  Are you impressed?~
#191
tank~
You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else.  Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~
$n offers to tank!~
You offer to tank for $N.~
$n offers to tank for $N.~
$n offers to tank for you!~
Tank for whom?~
No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM!  (right?)~
In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~
#192
starve~
You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~
$n is withering before your eyes!  Starvation!~
You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~
$n begs $N for food.  One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~
$n is starving before your eyes!  Could you spare some food, please?~
Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.~
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#193
aargh~
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~
$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~
You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~
$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~
$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~
You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!~
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~
$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~
#194
homework~
Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~
$n looks stricken.  Could $e have blown off some important homework?~
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#195
puff~
You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~
$n says, "Did you know that I'm written in MudScript?"~
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#196
differ~
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You glare at $N and disagree.~
$n shakes $s head, disagreeing with $N.~
$n glares at you, obviously disagreeing.~
Disagree with whom?~
You seethe with inner conflict, disagreeing with yourself.~
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#197
yae~
You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
$n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~
$n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~
$n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~
There are plenty of Eeediots, but that one doesn't seem to be present.~
You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~
$n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~
#198
lightbulb~
*Ding!*  Inspiration!~
A light bulb appears above $n's head!~
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#199
voodoo~
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~
$n looks hostile for a moment.~
You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~
$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~
Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~
Your hatred finds no such target.~
You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll!  Agony!~
$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and almost collapses!~
#200
laugh~
You fall down laughing.~
$n falls down laughing.~
You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
You can't find the butt of your joke.~
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
#201
poke~
Poke who??~
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You poke $M in the ribs.~
$n pokes $N in the ribs.~
$n pokes you in the ribs.~
You can't poke someone who's not here!.~
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
#202
nibble~
Nibble on who?~
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You nibble on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on $N's ear.~
$n nibbles on your ear.~
Sorry, not present.~
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~
#203
view~
You sit back and watch the world go by.~
$n kicks back and enjoys the view.~
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