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#SOCIAL
Name        accuse~
CharNoArg   Accuse whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is in an accusing mood.~
CharFound   You look accusingly at $N.~
OthersFound $n looks accusingly at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks accusingly at you.~
CharAuto    You accuse yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to have a bad conscience.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ack~
CharNoArg   You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
OthersNoArg $n ACKS at $s big mistake.~
CharFound   You ACK $M.~
OthersFound $n ACKS $N.~
VictFound   $n ACKS you.~
CharAuto    You ACK yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        addict~
CharNoArg   You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersNoArg $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
CharFound   You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~
CharAuto    You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersAuto  $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        adore~
CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to adore!~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to adore!~
CharFound   You look at $N with adoring eyes.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N with adoring eyes.~
VictFound   $n looks at you with adoring eyes.~
CharAuto    Aww! You adore yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n adores $mself soooo much!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        again~
CharNoArg   You think, "not again!"~
OthersNoArg $n hits $s head on a tree and cries, "Not AGAIN!?"~
CharFound   You beg $N to do it again!  You must have enjoyed the first time.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says, "Thank you, may I have another?"~
VictFound   $n begs you for a repeat performance. Do it again!~
CharAuto    You make a mental note to do that again.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a mental note to do what $e just did more often!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        agree~
CharNoArg   You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to agree.~
CharFound   You agree with $M.~
OthersFound $n agrees with $N.~
VictFound   $n agrees with you.~
CharAuto    Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n agrees with $mself, of course.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ahem~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat loudly and look slowly around.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat loudly and looks around.~
CharFound   You cock an eyebrow at $N and clear your throat.~
OthersFound $n cocks an eyebrow at $N and clears $s throat.~
VictFound   $n cocks an eyebrow at you and clears $s throat.~
CharAuto    You quickly clear your throat and glance around nervously.~
OthersAuto  $n suddenly clears $s throat and glances around nervously.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alfalfa~
CharNoArg   You hear a strange voice yell 'Spaaanky!'~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes look puzzled as $e hears strange voices...~
CharFound   You point a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
OthersFound $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
VictFound   $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of your noggin sproing to attention.~
CharAuto    Buy some mousse.~
OthersAuto  $n dreams of mousse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alligator~
CharNoArg   You hop around like you were just bitten by an alligator.~
OthersNoArg $n was just bitten by an alligator!! OW!!~
CharFound   You throw an alligator at $N.~
OthersFound $n throws an alligator at $N!!~
VictFound   $n throws an alligator at you!!~
CharAuto    You wrestle with an alligator.~
OthersAuto  $n wrestles with an alligator, the alligator seems to have the upper hand.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        apologize~
CharNoArg   You apologize for your behavior.~
OthersNoArg $n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
CharFound   You apologize to $M.~
OthersFound $n apologizes to $N.~
VictFound   $n apologizes to you.~
CharAuto    You apologize to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        applaud~
CharNoArg   Clap, clap, clap.~
OthersNoArg $n gives a round of applause.~
CharFound   You clap at $S actions.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
CharAuto    You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        arf~
CharNoArg   You exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
CharAuto    You run around the room exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
OthersAuto  $n runs around the room exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babble~
CharNoArg   You begin to babble like an idiot.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
CharFound   You begin to babble at $N and $E can't understand a word you are saying.~
OthersFound $n tries to say something to $N but just babbles like an idiot.~
VictFound   $n tries to talk to you but just babbles like an idiot.~
CharAuto    You babble at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babe~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most babe-like style!~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $s most babe-like style!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think, "Wow! What a babe!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks, "Wow! What a babe!"~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme babe!~
CharAuto    You think you are a babe!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think that $e is a babe!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        baffle~
CharNoArg   You scrunch up your face cuz you are totally baffled!~
OthersNoArg $n scrunches up $s face cuz $e is totally baffled!~
CharFound   You scrunch up your face at $N cuz $S behavior totally baffles you!~
OthersFound $n scrunches up $s face at $N cuz $n is totally baffled by $N!~
VictFound   $n scrunches up $s face at you cuz you totally baffle $m!~
CharAuto    You baffle yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be baffled by $s own thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bagel~
CharNoArg   You pop a bagel in the fire and toast it till it's golden brown.~
OthersNoArg $n pops a bagel in the fire and toasts it till it's golden brown.~
CharFound   You pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    Your pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and pop it in your mouth. Yummy!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and pops it into $s mouth. Yummy!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bah~
CharNoArg   You utter "Bah" out of frustration.~
OthersNoArg $n says, "Bah" and turns away in contempt.~
CharFound   You utter incoherent words in your state of anxiety.~
OthersFound $n begins making sheeplike noises.~
VictFound   $n bahs at you.~
CharAuto    Talking to yourself again?~
OthersAuto  $n is obviously frustrated at something or someone..~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        banana~
CharNoArg   Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersNoArg $n leans way back, and bellows forth, 'DAAAAAAAYO!'~
CharFound   You sneak up on $N, and sing, 'DAAAAAYO!'  Bananas are dancing before $S eyes.~
OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $N and screams 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O' at the top of $s lungs.. Bananas are dancing before $S eyes now.~
VictFound   DAAAAAYO! Ack! Bananas! Bananas everywhere!  $n snickers at your predicament.~
CharAuto    Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersAuto  $n bellows forth, 'DAAAAAYO!' and dances a little rumba.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bandaid~
CharNoArg   You search for a bandage for your wounds.~
CharFound   You give $M a bandaid.~
VictFound   $n gives you a bandaid. Hope it helps :(~
CharAuto    You put a bandaid over your finger.  Does it feel better now?~
OthersAuto  $n puts a bandaid over $s finger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        barf~
CharNoArg   You scream out "I'm gonna be sick!" and then heave your stomach contents onto the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n is so sick that $e tells everyone "I gotta barf!".~
CharFound   You yell at $N "Run!  I gotta barf" and then spill out your dinner on $N.~
OthersFound $n barfs all over $N!  Yecchh what a mess!~
VictFound   $n has just projectile vomited all over your nice, clean armor!~
CharAuto    You say to yourself "Am I ever sick!" and then barf up your dinner!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to projectile vomit over everything in the room!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bark~
CharNoArg   Woof!  Woof!~
OthersNoArg $n barks like a dog.~
CharFound   You bark at $M.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N.~
VictFound   $n barks at you.~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
OthersAuto  $n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bashful~
CharNoArg   For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersNoArg $n begins looking quite bashful.~
CharFound   You look up at $N, look at the ground and bashfully trace figure eights with your foot.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N, then bashfully stares at $s feet.~
VictFound   $n looks up at you, then bashfully traces figure eights with $s foot.~
CharAuto    For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersAuto  $n begins looking quite bashful.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbl~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back later.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back later.~
CharFound   You inform $M that you will be back later.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e will be back later~
VictFound   $n informs you that $e will be back later~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself that $e'll be back later.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bearhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You bearhug $M.~
OthersFound $n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.~
VictFound   $n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
CharAuto    You bearhug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n bearhugs $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beckon~
CharNoArg   Psst, c'mon.  Anyone?~
OthersNoArg $n beckons to the air.  That might prove wise if $e gets stranded in a medieval submarine.~
CharFound   You beckon $N follow you through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
OthersFound $n beckons $N follow $m.  You smell a rat.~
VictFound   $n beckons you follow $m through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
CharAuto    Psst, c'mon $n.~
OthersAuto  $n beckons $n follow $n.  Ooooooook.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beer~
CharNoArg   You draw a cold, frosty beer.~
OthersNoArg $n downs a cold, frosty beer.~
CharFound   You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
OthersFound $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
VictFound   $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~
CharAuto    You pour yourself a cold, frosty beer and think, "It just doesn't get better than this."~
OthersAuto  $n draws $mself a beer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beg~
CharNoArg   You beg the gods for mercy.~
OthersNoArg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
CharFound   You desperately beg for a favor from $N.~
OthersFound $n gets on $s knees begging for a favor from $N..how unbecoming.~
VictFound   $n is begging you for something.~
CharAuto    Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
OthersAuto  $n begs for a favor.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        behead~
CharNoArg   You look around for some heads to cut off.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for some heads to cut off.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $N and brandish your weapon.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N while brandishing $s weapon!~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you, brandishing $s weapon.~
CharAuto    I really don't think you want to do that...~
OthersAuto  $n is so desperate for exp that $e tries to decapitate $mself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        binary~
CharNoArg   You stand and proclaim, "There are 10 types of people on this planet. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."~
OthersNoArg $n stands and proclaims, "There are 10 types of people on this planet. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bkiss~
CharNoArg   Blow a kiss to whom?~
OthersNoArg $n blows at $s hand.~
CharFound   You blow a kiss to $M.~
OthersFound $n blows a kiss to $N.  Touching, ain't it?~
VictFound   $n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?~
CharAuto    You blow a kiss to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n blows a kiss to $mself.  Weird.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blank~
CharNoArg   You get a blank look on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a blank look on $s face.~
CharFound   You look at $N but draw a complete blank.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N but draws a blank.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and draws a total blank.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blast~
CharNoArg   You count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blast off!~
OthersNoArg $n counts down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blasts off.~
CharFound   You look at $N and give $M a real blast.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and gives $M a real blast!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and gives you a real blast!~
CharAuto    Do you really think that's polite?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e wants a blast.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleed~
CharNoArg   You bleed all over the room!~
OthersNoArg $n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!~
CharFound   You bleed all over $M!~
OthersFound $n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!~
VictFound   $n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!~
CharAuto    You bleed all over yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n bleeds all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleh~
CharNoArg   You grimace as if tasting something hideous and say "BLEH!"~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out and says "Bleh!"~
CharFound   You "bleh!" right in $N's face!~
OthersFound $n says "bleh!" while making a horrid face at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and says "BLEH!"~
CharAuto    You bleh at yourself in response to something disagreeable.~
OthersAuto  $n blehs at the thought of something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blink~
CharNoArg   You blink in utter disbelief.~
OthersNoArg $n blinks in utter disbelief.~
CharFound   You blink at $M in confusion.~
OthersFound $n blinks at $N in confusion.~
VictFound   $n blinks at you in confusion.~
CharAuto    You are sooooooooooooo confused~
OthersAuto  $n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blownose~
CharNoArg   You blow your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n blows $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You blow your nose on $S shirt.~
OthersFound $n blows $s nose on $N's shirt.~
VictFound   $n blows $s nose on your shirt.~
CharAuto    You blow your nose on your shirt.~
OthersAuto  $n blows $s nose on $s shirt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blunk~
CharNoArg   You try to blink but blunk instead.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to blink but $e blunks instead.~
CharFound   You blunk at $N.~
OthersFound $n blunks at $N.~
VictFound   $n blunks at you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blush~
CharNoArg   Your cheeks are burning.~
OthersNoArg $n blushes.~
CharFound   You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
OthersFound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
VictFound   $n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
CharAuto    You blush at your own folly.~
OthersAuto  $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        boggle~
CharNoArg   You boggle in complete incomprehension.~
OthersNoArg $n boggles in complete incomprehension.~
CharFound   You boggle in complete incomprehension of $S actions.~
OthersFound $n boggles in complete incomprehension of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n boggles in complete incomprehension of your actions.~
CharAuto    You boggle in complete incomprehension of your own actions.  Confused?~
OthersAuto  $n boggles, plain and simple.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bonk~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to bonk!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to bonk! Better start running now!~
CharFound   You bonk $N! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!~
OthersFound $n bonks $N! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!~
VictFound   $n bonks you! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!~
CharAuto    You bonk yourself! Owwwww!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!~
OthersAuto  $n bonks $mself! Whatta loon.. eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bounce~
CharNoArg   BOIINNNNNNGG!~
OthersNoArg $n bounces around.~
CharFound   You bounce onto $S lap.~
OthersFound $n bounces onto $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n bounces onto your lap.~
CharAuto    You bounce your head like a basketball.~
OthersAuto  $n plays basketball with $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bow~
CharNoArg   You bow deeply.~
OthersNoArg $n bows deeply.~
CharFound   You bow before $M.~
OthersFound $n bows before $N.~
VictFound   $n bows before you.~
CharAuto    You kiss your toes.~
OthersAuto  $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brainstorm~
CharNoArg   Ignoring the cautions of the gods themselves, you turn your brain on.~
OthersNoArg $n, ignoring the gods' many cautions, turns $s brain on.~
CharFound   $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through your mighty noggin.~
OthersFound $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through $n's mighty noggin.~
VictFound   You shiver in terror as you notice thoughts flowing through $n's mighty noggin.~
CharAuto    Even the gods themselves don't know what might possibly be done about you and your noggin.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to squeeze some thoughts from $s noggin, making the gods themselves, terrorized by this display, run.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brb~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be right back.~
OthersNoArg $n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
CharFound   You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
OthersFound $n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
VictFound   $n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bristle~
CharNoArg   You clench your teeth and bristle with anger.~
OthersNoArg $n clenches $s teeth and bristles with anger.~
CharFound   You glare at $N, bristling with anger.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N, bristling with anger.~
VictFound   $n glares at you, bristling with anger.~
CharAuto    Your bristle at your foolishness.~
OthersAuto  $n bristles at $mself and $s foolishness.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brownie~
CharNoArg   You munch on a delicious brownie ... You begin to feel light headed.~
OthersNoArg $n munches on a funny-looking brownie. $n begins to feel light headed.~
CharFound   You give $N a funny-looking brownie.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a funny-looking brownie.~
VictFound   $n gives you a funny-looking brownie. Be careful!~
CharAuto    You look very strange giving yourself a brownie.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a brownie, $e might be a BIT strange.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brush~
CharNoArg   Brush what? Who? Where?~
OthersNoArg $n seems to be looking for someone to brush.~
CharFound   You brush out $S hair for $M.  Very thoughtful.~
OthersFound $n brushes $N's hair for $M.  Looks better now.~
VictFound   $n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $m.~
CharAuto    You brush out your hair.  There - much better.~
OthersAuto  $n brushes out $s hair.  Looks much better now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bungee~
CharNoArg   You look around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
CharFound   You whip out a bungee cord, stick it on $N, and kick $M off the mud!~
OthersFound $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on $N, and pushes $M off the mud.~
VictFound   $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on you, and pushes you off the mud!! Eeeep!~
CharAuto    You connect yourself to a bungee cord, and jump off the mud! Bombs away!!~
OthersAuto  $n connects itself to a bungee cord and jumps off the mud! Phew, you were hoping $E would leave soon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bunny~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny. Awww.~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny. Awww.~
CharFound   You look at $N and say, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"~
CharAuto    Awww... Do you miss your bunny?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e misses $s little bunny.  Aww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        burp~
CharNoArg   You burp loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n burps loudly.~
CharFound   You burp loudly to $M in response.~
OthersFound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
CharAuto    You burp at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bye~
CharNoArg   You say goodbye to all in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You say goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n says goodbye to $N.~
VictFound   $n says goodbye to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
OthersAuto  $n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cackle~
CharNoArg   You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
OthersNoArg $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
CharFound   You cackle gleefully at $N.~
OthersFound $n cackles gleefully at $N.~
VictFound   $n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
CharAuto    You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
OthersAuto  $n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        card~
CharNoArg   You whip out your Tooth of the Dragon card and apply it to your Magus of Storms card thus creating the Magus of Dragon Storms... at which point you employ Rain of Dragon's Fury!~
OthersNoArg $n whips out $s Tooth of the Dragon card and applies it to $s Magus of Storms card thus creating the Magus of Dragon Storms... at which point $e employs Rain of Dragon's Fury!~
CharFound   You whip out your Tooth of the Dragon card and apply it to your Magus of Storms card thus creating the Magus of Dragon Storms... who launches their Rain of Dragon's Fury directly at $N!~
OthersFound $n whips out $s Tooth of the Dragon card and applies it to $s Magus of Storms card thus creating the Magus of Dragon Storms... who launches their Rain of Dragon's Fury directly at $N!~
VictFound   $n whips out $s Tooth of the Dragon card and applies it to $s Magus of Storms card thus creating the Magus of Dragon Storms... who launches their Rain of Dragon's Fury directly at you!~
CharAuto    You whip out the Tooth of the Dragon card and apply it to yourself thus transforming into 'Dragonmaster $n!'~
OthersAuto  $n whips out the Tooth of the Dragon card and applies it to $mself thus transforming into 'Dragonmaster $n!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        caress~
CharNoArg   Who needs to be caressed?~
OthersNoArg $n caresses $s hands softly because no one else will.~
CharFound   You gently caress $S face.~
OthersFound $n gently caresses $N's face.~
VictFound   $n gently caresses your face.~
CharAuto    You gently caress your face. My, what soft skin.~
OthersAuto  $n gently caresses $s face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        catnap~
CharNoArg   You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersNoArg $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
CharFound   You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~
OthersFound $n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~
VictFound   $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~
CharAuto    You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        challenge~
CharNoArg   Challenge who?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to challenge to a fight to the death!~
CharFound   You challenge $N to a fight to the death.~
OthersFound $n challenges $N to a fight to the death.~
VictFound   $n challenges you to a fight to the death.~
CharAuto    Challenge YOURSELF to a fight to the death?  I think not...~
OthersAuto  $n tries to challenge $mself, how odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        charge~
CharNoArg   Geronimo!!!~
OthersNoArg $n runs smack dab into a nearby wall.  Oh, sweet victory...~
CharFound   You duck your head and charge toward $N.~
OthersFound $n ducks $s head, stamps $s foot three times and charges toward $N.~
VictFound   $n lowers $s head, stamps $s foot three times and runs toward you screaming.. ~
CharAuto    You scream, 'Geronimo!,' as you chase yourself about the room.~
OthersAuto  $n screams, 'Geronimo!,' as they chase themself about the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheer~
CharNoArg   And the peasants rejoiced...~
OthersNoArg $n emits an unrivaled cheer! Woo!~
CharFound   You show your wild enthusiasm for your new friend, $N.~
OthersFound $n cheers maniacally as $N shows them who's boss.~
VictFound   $n cheers you on like it's going out of style.~
CharAuto    Go me!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's pretty damned neat.  Go $n!!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheesecake~
CharNoArg   You wish you had some cheesecake....yummmm.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes $e had some cheesecake....yummmm.~
CharFound   You start begging $N for some cheesecake...how pathetic.~
OthersFound $n is begging $N for some cheesecake...how pathetic.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Please!  I'll do anything, just give me some cheesecake!'~
CharAuto    Desperate for cheesecake, you start nibbling on yourself!  Yuck!~
OthersAuto  $n starts thinking $e is a cheesecake and begins to nibble on $mself.  Yuck!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chicken~
CharNoArg   You peer around the room for cowards.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a coward.~
CharFound   You grin at $N and say 'Chicken?'~
OthersFound $n grins at $N and says 'Chicken?'~
VictFound   $n grins at you and says, 'Chicken?'~
CharAuto    You can't believe what a chicken you are.~
OthersAuto  $n shamefully admits $e's a chicken.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chill~
CharNoArg   You mutter the words "chill out" to no one in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n stares off into space and mutters "chill out" to $s imaginary friends. They must be on crack or something.~
CharFound   You wish $N would just chill out!~
OthersFound $n turns to $N and shouts, "Chill out, freako!"~
VictFound   $n turns to you and shouts "Chill out, freako!"~
CharAuto    You chill.~
OthersAuto  $n chills.  They're so cool.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chocolate~
CharNoArg   You are suffering from chocolate withdrawals.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering from chocolate withdrawls.~
CharFound   You have given $N a Hershey Kiss. How Sweet  !~
OthersFound $n gives $N a big Hershey's kiss. How sweet!~
VictFound   $n has given you a big Hershey's Kiss. Awwwwww~
CharAuto    You suddenly feel like a Hershey's Kiss. You drool uncontrollably.~
OthersAuto  $n is suffering from a big chocolate witdrawl.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chortle~
CharNoArg   You chortle with glee.~
OthersNoArg $n chortles with glee.~
CharFound   You chortle loudly at $M.~
OthersFound $n chortles loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n chortles loudly at you.~
CharAuto    You chortle loudly to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n chortles loudly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chuckle~
CharNoArg   You chuckle politely.~
OthersNoArg $n chuckles politely.~
CharFound   You chuckle at $S joke.~
OthersFound $n chuckles at $N's joke.~
VictFound   $n chuckles at your joke.~
CharAuto    You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
OthersAuto  $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cigar~
CharNoArg   You light up a big cigar. All the females leave the room.~
OthersNoArg $n lights up a big cigar. All the females leave the room.~
CharFound   You give $N a big cigar and light it for $M. All the females flee the room.~
OthersFound $n gives a big cigar to $N and light it for $M. All the females flee the room.~
VictFound   $n gives you a big cigar and lights it for you. All the females flee the room.~
CharAuto    You give a cigar to yourself, are you feeling ok?~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a cigar.  Hmmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clap~
CharNoArg   You clap your hands together.~
OthersNoArg $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
CharFound   You clap at $S performance.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's performance.~
VictFound   $n claps at your performance.~
CharAuto    You clap at your own performance.~
OthersAuto  $n claps at $s own performance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clue~
CharNoArg   You want to give a clue to yourself? You must have no clue, eh?~
OthersNoArg $n thinks $e has a clue ... but $e is wrong.~
CharFound   You try to give $N a clue ... but $E is totally clueless ... whadda dork, eh?~
OthersFound $n tries to give $N a clue ... but $E is totally clueless ... whadda dork, eh?~
VictFound   $n tries to give you a clue ... $e must think you are totally clueless, eh?~
CharAuto    You want to give yourself a clue? Bonehead!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to give themself a clue ... but $e is totally clueless, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        coffee~
CharNoArg   You wish someone would give you a cup of coffee.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes someone would offer $m a cup of coffee.~
CharFound   You pour a steaming hot cup of coffee and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to $n.~
VictFound   $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    You pour yourself a cup of coffee. It is a necessity of mud life.~
OthersAuto  $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee. Bet you had one too!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comb~
CharNoArg   You comb your hair - perfect.~
OthersNoArg $n combs $s hair, how dashing!~
CharFound   You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess!~
OthersFound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
VictFound   $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
CharAuto    You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comfort~
CharNoArg   Do you feel uncomfortable?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to comfort $mself, $e looks uncomfortable.~
CharFound   You comfort $M.~
OthersFound $n comforts $N.~
VictFound   $n comforts you.~
CharAuto    You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cookie~
CharNoArg   You munch thoughtfully on a chocolate-chip cookie.~
OthersNoArg $n munches thoughtfully on a chocolate-chip cookie.~
CharFound   You give a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to $N.~
OthersFound $n gives a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to $N.~
VictFound   $n gives a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to you.~
CharAuto    You want to give a cookie to yourself? ~
OthersAuto  $n tries to give a cookie to $mself. How selfish!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cough~
CharNoArg   You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
OthersNoArg $n coughs loudly.~
CharFound   You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
OthersFound $n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
VictFound   $n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $m that cold?~
CharAuto    You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cower~
CharNoArg   What are you afraid of?~
OthersNoArg $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~
CharFound   You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!~
OthersAuto  $n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cringe~
CharNoArg   You cringe in terror.~
OthersNoArg $n cringes in terror!~
CharFound   You cringe away from $M.~
OthersFound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
VictFound   $n cringes away from you.~
CharAuto    I beg your pardon?~
OthersAuto  $n cringes away from $mself, that has to be difficult.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croak~
CharNoArg   You attempt to sing, but it sounds more like a croak. Take lessons :P~
OthersNoArg $n is in obvious need of singing lessons as $m begins to croak out a song!   ~
CharFound   You begin croaking out the song "Row Row Row Your Boat" to $N. Hmmm.~
OthersFound $n begins to croak to $N. You realize that $m is attempting to sing "Row Row Row Your Boat". Ick.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and begins to croak out a song. Ugh!~
CharAuto    You hum to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to croak to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croon~
CharNoArg   You croon out a tune to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n croons out a tune to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You croon out a tune to $N.~
OthersFound $n croons out a tune to $N.~
VictFound   $n croons out a tune to you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cruel~
CharNoArg   You make a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
OthersNoArg $n makes a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
CharFound   You give $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
VictFound   $n gives you a look so cruel that you fear for your life!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crush~
CharNoArg   You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
OthersNoArg $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
CharFound   You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
OthersFound $n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
VictFound   $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
CharAuto    You crush yourself.  YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~
OthersAuto  $n crushes $mself into the ground.  OUCH!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cry~
CharNoArg   Waaaaah ...~
OthersNoArg $n bursts into tears.~
CharFound   You cry on $S shoulder.~
OthersFound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~
VictFound   $n cries on your shoulder.~
CharAuto    You cry to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sobs quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cuddle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
OthersNoArg $n looks like $e needs someone to cuddle.~
CharFound   You cuddle $M.~
OthersFound $n cuddles $N.~
VictFound   $n cuddles you.~
CharAuto    You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
OthersAuto  $n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curse~
CharNoArg   You swear loudly for a long time.~
OthersNoArg $n swears: @*&^%@*&!~
CharFound   You swear at $M.~
OthersFound $n swears at $N.~
VictFound   $n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
CharAuto    You swear at your own mistakes.~
OthersAuto  $n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curtsey~
CharNoArg   You curtsey to your audience.~
OthersNoArg $n curtseys gracefully.~
CharFound   You curtsey to $M.~
OthersFound $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
VictFound   $n curtseys gracefully for you.~
CharAuto    You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
OthersAuto  $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cute~
CharNoArg   You flash your dimples thinking you are as cute as Marian.~
OthersNoArg $n flashes $s dimples. $n thinks $e is as cute as Marian.~
CharFound   You look at $N and wish $E was as cute as Marian.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and wishes $E was as cute as Marian.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were as cute as Marian.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dance~
CharNoArg   Feels silly, doesn't it?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~
CharFound   You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
OthersFound $n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
VictFound   $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
CharAuto    You skip and dance around by yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n dances a pas-de-une.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dazzle~
CharNoArg   You dazzling flirt you. No one can resist this smile.~
OthersNoArg Dazzling is the only word to describe $n's smile.~
CharFound   You attempt to dazzle $N as you flash $M a huge smile and stand straight.~
OthersFound A flash of white nearly blinds you as $n smiles . ~
VictFound   $n has the most amazing teeth , you think as $e flashes you an incredible smile.~
CharAuto    If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?~
OthersAuto  $n dazzles everyone with $s smile.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dive~
CharNoArg   You dive into the ocean.~
OthersNoArg $n dives into the ocean.~
CharFound   You dive behind $M and hide.~
OthersFound $n dives behind $N and hides.~
VictFound   $n dives behind you and hides.~
CharAuto    You take a dive.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a dive.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dizzy~
CharNoArg   You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~
OthersNoArg $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~
CharFound   You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~
OthersFound $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~
VictFound   $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~
CharAuto    You are dizzy from lack of air.  Don't talk so much!~
OthersAuto  $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doh~
CharNoArg   You slap your forehead and say '"DOH!"~
OthersNoArg $n slaps $mself on the head and yells, "DOH!"~
CharFound   You backhand $N's forehead and say, "DOH!."~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the head and says, "DOH!".~
VictFound   $n looks at you with disdain before slapping your forehead and saying, "DOH!"~
CharAuto    Slapping your forehead, you yell "DOH!" at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n keeps hitting $mself in the head and uttering, "Doh!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        douse~
CharNoArg   Douse who?~
OthersNoArg $n mutters something about the heat and pours cold water over $mself.  Great, now there's a a large puddle of water near you.~
CharFound   You slowly and methodically dump a bucket of ice over $N~
OthersFound Smirking, $n pours ice water on $N!  That should cool $M off!~
VictFound   $n has doused you with ice water. That should calm you.~
CharAuto    Hmmm...did that cool you off? ~
OthersAuto  Complaining of the heat, $n pours cold water over $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doze~
CharNoArg   Your chin drops to your chest as you suddenly get dozy.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes get heavy as $s head drops in a sudden doze.~
CharFound   You weave your hands in a hypnotic pattern trying to make $N sleepy.~
OthersFound $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern, attempting to put $N to sleep.~
VictFound   $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern. You start to feel dozy.~
CharAuto    You weave your hands in an odd pattern, suddenly finding yourself dozing off.~
OthersAuto  $n weaves $s hands in an odd pattern, looking surprized to be dozing off.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        drool~
CharNoArg   You drool on yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n drools on $mself.~
CharFound   You drool all over $N.~
OthersFound $n drools all over $N.~
VictFound   $n drools all over you.~
CharAuto    You drool on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n drools on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        duck~
CharNoArg   Whew!  That was close!~
OthersNoArg $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~
CharFound   You duck behind $M.  Whew!  That was close!~
OthersFound $n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~
VictFound   $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~
CharAuto    You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to duck behind $mself.  $n needs help getting untied now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eek~
CharNoArg   Visions of rabid rodents invade your thoughts and cause you to Eeeeeeeek loudly!~
OthersNoArg $n screams, "EEeeeeeek Rabid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!", and runs past you in fear.~
CharFound   Oh no! $N the rabid rodent! Run!!!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams, "Eeeek Rapid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!"~
VictFound   $n grabs $s mousetrap, wishing only despair on your foul, rodent soul.~
CharAuto    Oh no! $n the rabid rodent! Run!!!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to nibble on $s mousetrap. Stranger things...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eep~
CharNoArg   You eep!~
OthersNoArg $n eeps!~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'Eep!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Eep'!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Eep'!~
CharAuto    You want to eep yourself? No way!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eh~
CharNoArg   You look around and exclaim, "How's it going, eh?"~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and exclaims, "How's it going, eh?"~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim, "How's it going $N, eh?"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims, "How's it going $N, eh?" What a hoser!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "How's it going, eh?" What a hoser!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        embrace~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to hold?~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~
CharFound   You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~
OthersFound $n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
VictFound   $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~
CharAuto    You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?~
OthersAuto  $n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace.  $e looks pretty silly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        evilgrin~
CharNoArg   You grin so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersNoArg $n grins so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
CharFound   You grin so evilly at $M that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersFound $n grins so evilly at $N that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
VictFound   $n grins so evilly at you that your alignment drops to -1000.~
CharAuto    You grin so evilly at yourself that your alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersAuto  $n grins so evilly that $s alignment drops to -1000.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        excellent~
CharNoArg   You grin and say 'Excellent, Party on'~
OthersNoArg $n grins and says 'Excellent, Party on'~
CharFound   You tell $N, 'Excellent, Party on dude'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Excellent, Party on dude'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Excellent, Party on dude'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Excellent, I can party on!'~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e is enoying a good thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eyebrow~
CharNoArg   You raise an eyebrow.~
OthersNoArg $n raises an eyebrow.~
CharFound   You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
OthersFound $n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
VictFound   $n raises an eyebrow at you.~
CharAuto    You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
OthersAuto  $n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        faint~
CharNoArg   You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~
CharFound   You faint into $S arms.~
OthersFound $n faints into $N's arms.~
VictFound   $n faints into your arms.  How romantic.~
CharAuto    You look down at your condition and faint.~
OthersAuto  $n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fakerep~
CharNoArg   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersNoArg $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharFound   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersFound $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
VictFound   $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharAuto    You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersAuto  $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fear~
CharNoArg   You are overcome by fear and begin shaking uncontrollably.~
OthersNoArg $n is overcome by fear and begins shaking uncontrollbly.~
CharFound   You look at $N and are overcome by fear.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and is overcome by fear. $n's knees start knocking.~
VictFound   $n takes one look at you and is overcome by fear. $n's knees begin to knock and $s legs buckle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fiddledeedee~
CharNoArg   You exclaim, 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims, 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharFound   You tell $M, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $M and says, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself. Fiddle-dee-dee.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself. Fiddle-dee-dee.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flex~
CharNoArg   You flex.~
OthersNoArg $n flexes. Must think $e's buff.~
CharFound   You flex for $M. Impressive!~
OthersFound $n flexes in a vain attempt at impressing $N.~
VictFound   You watch $n flex. Are you impressed, or what?~
CharAuto    You flex, just to make sure you still got it.~
OthersAuto  $n flexes $s muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flip~
CharNoArg   You flip head over heels.~
OthersNoArg $n flips head over heels.~
CharFound   You flip $M over your shoulder.~
OthersFound $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
VictFound   $n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You tumble all over the room.~
OthersAuto  $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flirt~
CharNoArg   Wink wink!~
OthersNoArg $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
CharFound   You flirt with $M.~
OthersFound $n flirts with $N.~
VictFound   $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
CharAuto    You flirt with yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flutter~
CharNoArg   You flutter your eyelashes.~
OthersNoArg $n flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharFound   You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~
OthersFound $n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharAuto    You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fondle~
CharNoArg   You suddenly have the urge to fondle someone~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to fondle, get out while you can!~
CharFound   You fondly fondle $N.~
OthersFound $n starts fondling $N, maybe they should get a room~
VictFound   $n fondly fondles you.~
CharAuto    You start fondling yourself, lonely eh?~
OthersAuto  $n starts fondling $mself. Hey it's the 90's, it's allowed~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        footrub~
CharNoArg   You glance around the room looking for someone to rub your feet.~
OthersNoArg $n glances around the room looking for someone to rub $s feet.~
CharFound   You ask $N to rub your tired feet.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to rub $s tired feet. Better leave before $e asks you.~
VictFound   $n asks you to rub $s tired feet. Better leave your gloves on.~
CharAuto    You rub your tired feet, waiting for a refresh.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tired feet. $e sure could use a refresh.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        french~
CharNoArg   Kiss whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to kiss.~
CharFound   You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N passionately.~
VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
CharAuto    You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frolick~
CharNoArg   You throw confetti into the air and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersNoArg $n throws confetti into the air and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
CharFound   You take $N's hand and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersFound $n takes $N's hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
VictFound   $n takes your hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frown~
CharNoArg   What's bothering you ?~
OthersNoArg $n frowns.~
CharFound   You frown at what $N did.~
OthersFound $n frowns at what $N did.~
VictFound   $n frowns at what you did.~
CharAuto    You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
OthersAuto  $n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fstar~
CharNoArg   A falling star catches your eye.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a falling star to wish upon.~
CharFound   You and $N make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersFound $n and $N wistfully gaze upon a falling star.~
VictFound   $n wishes upon a falling star for $N's happiness.~
CharAuto    You make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersAuto  $n watches a falling star.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fume~
CharNoArg   You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~
OthersNoArg $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
CharFound   You stare at $M, fuming.~
OthersFound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
VictFound   $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
CharAuto    That's right - hate yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gag~
CharNoArg   You gag.~
OthersNoArg $n suddenly starts gagging.~
CharFound   You start gagging in $N's direction.~
OthersFound $n starts gagging in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n starts gagging in your direction.~
CharAuto    You attempt to gag yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to gag $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gasp~
CharNoArg   You gasp in astonishment.~
OthersNoArg $n gasps in astonishment.~
CharFound   You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
OthersFound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
VictFound   $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
CharAuto    You look at yourself and gasp!~
OthersAuto  $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gawk~
CharNoArg   You gawk at everyone around you.~
OthersNoArg $n gawks at everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You gawk at $M.~
OthersFound $n gawks at $N.~
VictFound   $n gawks at you.~
CharAuto    You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~
OthersAuto  $n is gawking again.  What is on $s mind?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gbhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a great big grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a great big grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You give $N a great big bearhug. Ooooof!~
OthersFound $n gives a great big bearhug to $N. Oooof!~
VictFound   $n gives you a great big bearhug. Ooooof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ghug~
CharNoArg   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersNoArg $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharFound   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersFound $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
VictFound   $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharAuto    GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersAuto  $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        giggle~
CharNoArg   You giggle.~
OthersNoArg $n giggles.~
CharFound   You giggle at $M.~
OthersFound $n giggles at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
CharAuto    You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
OthersAuto  $n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        girn~
CharNoArg   You try to grin, but somehow get it slightly wrong.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to grin, but somehow gets it slightly wrong.~
CharFound   You try to grin at $N, but $E gives you a funny look.~
OthersFound $n tries to grin at $N, but screws it up badly.~
VictFound   $n turns $s lips in a sad attempt at a lopsided grin.~
CharAuto    Your face becomes a ghastly mask as you fail to grin.~
OthersAuto  $n's face becomes a strange death mask as $s tries to grin.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gjob~
CharNoArg   You leap in the air and yell "Good Job!"~
OthersNoArg $n pats $mself on the back and smiles.~
CharFound   You plant a great big gold star on $N.~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N for a job well done.~
VictFound   $n sticks a gold star on your forehead and says "Good Job!"~
CharAuto    You try and stick a gold star on your forehead in order to get attention for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to praise $mself for a job well done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glare~
CharNoArg   You glare at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n glares around $m.~
CharFound   You glare icily at $M.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N.~
VictFound   $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
CharAuto    You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
OthersAuto  $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glower~
CharNoArg   You glower in frustration. Having a bad day?~
OthersNoArg $n glowers in frustration.~
CharFound   You glower at $N in frustration over what $E said.~
OthersFound $n glowers at $N in frustration.~
VictFound   $n glowers at you in frustration. Did you say something?~
CharAuto    You glower at yourself. Having a bad day?~
OthersAuto  $n glowers at $mself. Maybe $e's having a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gnight~
CharNoArg   You tell everyone goodnight.~
OthersNoArg $n tells everyone goodnight.~
CharFound   You give $N a soft goodnight kiss and wave to $M.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft goodnight kiss then waves to $M.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft goodnight kiss and then waves to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodnight to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says goodnight to $mself, $e must really be tired.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gobble~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat and gobble several times.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat and gobbles most musically.~
CharFound   You clear your throat and gobble profusely at $N.~
OthersFound $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at $N.~
VictFound   $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at you.~
CharAuto    Gobbling at yourself? Okaaaay then.~
OthersAuto  $n starts gobbling to $mself.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        goose~
CharNoArg   You honk like a goose!~
OthersNoArg It dawns on you that $n looks a lot like a goose.~
CharFound   You goose $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to goose $N! Uh oh...~
VictFound   $n gooses you and then runs away giggling!~
CharAuto    You try to hatch a goose egg.~
OthersAuto  $n nonchalantly sits on a goose egg and waits patiently.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gratz~
CharNoArg   Congratulate who?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to congratulate.~
CharFound   You congratulate $N with a big slap on $S back!~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N with a big hearty slap on the back!~
VictFound   $n congratulates you with a big slap on your back!~
CharAuto    You want to congratulate yourself? You must be an egomaniac!~
OthersAuto  $n congratulates $mself. What a goof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        greet~
CharNoArg   You greet everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n greets you with a pleasant smile.~
CharFound   You warmly greet $N, saying "Well met, $N! How fare thee, on this fine day?"~
OthersFound $n greets $N warmly.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you and says, "How fare thee on this fine day, $N?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grimace~
CharNoArg   You contort your face in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n grimaces in disgust.~
CharFound   You grimace in disgust at $M.~
OthersFound $n grimaces in disgust at $N.~
VictFound   $n grimaces in disgust at you.~
CharAuto    You grimace at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grin~
CharNoArg   You grin evilly.~
OthersNoArg $n grins evilly.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $M.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N.~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
CharAuto    You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grip~
CharNoArg   You tighten your grip on your weapon, preparing for battle.~
OthersNoArg $n tightens $s grip on $s weapon, preparing for battle.~
CharFound   You grip your weapon, preparing for battle with $N!~
OthersFound $n tightens $s grip on $s weapon, preparing for battle with $N!~
VictFound   $n tightens $s grip on $s weapon, preparing for battle with you!~
CharAuto    You attempt to get a grip on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to get a grip on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gripe~
CharNoArg   You gripe.~
OthersNoArg $n gripes about anything and everything to any who will listen.~
CharFound   You gripe to $N about everything from  the plague to chastity belts.~
OthersFound $n gripes to $N. ~
VictFound   $n gripes non stop. Perhaps $s armor is a bit too tight?~
CharAuto    You gripe to no one in particular.~
OthersAuto  $n is griping about something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        groan~
CharNoArg   You groan loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n groans loudly.~
CharFound   You groan at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n groans at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n groans at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You groan as you realize what you have done.~
OthersAuto  $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grope~
CharNoArg   You madly look around for someone to grope.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to grope, RUN AWAY!~
CharFound   You grope $N!~
OthersFound $n gropes $N, maybe you should leave them alone.~
VictFound   $n gropes you!~
CharAuto    You start groping yourself. Looking for love in all the wrong places, maybe?~
OthersAuto  $n starts groping $mself, maybe you should leave $m alone.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grovel~
CharNoArg   You grovel in the dirt.~
OthersNoArg $n grovels in the dirt.~
CharFound   You grovel before $M.~
OthersFound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n grovels in the dirt before you.~
CharAuto    That seems a little silly to me.~
OthersAuto  $n starts groveling to $mself, I think there might be a problem here.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        growl~
CharNoArg   Grrrrrrrrrr ...~
OthersNoArg $n growls.~
CharFound   Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~
OthersFound $n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
VictFound   $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
CharAuto    You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
OthersAuto  $n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grumble~
CharNoArg   You grumble.~
OthersNoArg $n grumbles.~
CharFound   You grumble to $M.~
OthersFound $n grumbles to $N.~
VictFound   $n grumbles to you.~
CharAuto    You grumble under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n grumbles under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grunt~
CharNoArg   GRNNNHTTTT.~
OthersNoArg $n grunts like a pig.~
CharFound   GRNNNHTTTT.~
OthersFound $n grunts to $N.  What a pig!~
VictFound   $n grunts to you.  What a pig!~
CharAuto    GRNNNHTTTT.~
OthersAuto  $n grunts to nobody in particular.  What a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gulp~
CharNoArg   You gulp nervously and loosen your neckwear.~
OthersNoArg $n gulps nervously and loosens $s neckwear.~
CharFound   You loosen your neckwear and gulp nervously under $N's gaze.~
OthersFound $n loosens $s neckwear and gulps nervously at $N.~
VictFound   $n loosens $s neckwear and gulps nervously at you.~
CharAuto    You gulp nervously and loosen your neckwear.~
OthersAuto  $n gulps nervously and loosens $s neckwear.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hair~
CharNoArg   You run your fingers through your hair.~
OthersNoArg $n runs $s fingers through $s hair, how vain!~
CharFound   You run your fingers through $N's hair.~
OthersFound $n runs $s fingers through $N's hair, how sweet.~
VictFound   $n runs $s fingers through your hair soothingly.~
CharAuto    Having a bad hair day?~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be having a bad hair day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hand~
CharNoArg   Kiss whose hand?~
CharFound   You kiss $S hand.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
VictFound   $n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
CharAuto    You kiss your own hand.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses $s own hand.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        happy~
CharNoArg   You look happy! =)~
OthersNoArg $n Looks happy! Awww whatta chum!~
CharFound   You force $N to yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersFound $n forces you to yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
CharAuto    You yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersAuto  $n yells, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!' Don't mind $m, $e's a bit looney.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        haus~
CharNoArg   $n sighs and dreams of $s hero... Haus.~
OthersNoArg $n sighs and dreams of $s hero... Haus~
CharFound   Pretending you're Haus, you flex and attempt to summon a pet named Balzhur.~
OthersFound $n imitates Haus and tries to summon a huge demon to attack you!~
VictFound   Your attempt to impress someone while pretending to be Haus will surely not be met with favor from the Gods.~
CharAuto    Your meager attempt at being like Haus is pitiful.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to be like Haus, but fails miserably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hay~
CharNoArg   You look around the room and ask everyone, "How are you?"~
OthersNoArg $n looks around the room and asks everyone, "How are you?"~
CharFound   You look at $N and ask "How are you?"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and asks "How are you?"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and asks, "How are you?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heal~
CharNoArg   You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'~
CharFound   You start yelling at $N for a heal!~
OthersFound $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'~
VictFound   $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'~
CharAuto    You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heh~
CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".~
OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".~
CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $N and say, "heh heh heh".~
OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $N and says, "heh heh heh".~
VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you and says, "heh heh heh".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hello~
CharNoArg   You say hello to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says hello to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tell $N how truly glad you are to see $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hi!'~
VictFound   $n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~
CharAuto    You greet yourself enthusiastically.~
OthersAuto  $n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hercules~
CharNoArg   You strut around, acting like Hercules.~
OthersNoArg $n struts around, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharFound   You pose for $N, acting like you are Hercules.~
OthersFound $n poses for $N, acting like $e is Hercules.~
VictFound   $n poses for you, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharAuto    You think you are Hercules!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think $e's Hercules.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hfive~
CharNoArg   You jump into the air and attempt to give no one a high five, and land flat on your face! Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n jumps in the air attempting to give an invisible person a high five! Whatta fool!~
CharFound   You jump into the air and give $N a MEGA high five! Woo hoo!~
OthersFound $n jumps into the air and gives $N a MEGA high five!~
VictFound   $n jumps into the air and gives you a MEGA high five! Woo hoo!~
CharAuto    You jump into the air, and perform the ever exciting triple flip, half twist, piked, high five with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps into the air, and for the lack of anything else to do, high fives itself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hfoot~
CharNoArg   You clasp your feet behind your back.~
OthersNoArg $n clasps $s feet behind $s back.~
CharFound   You hold $N's foot in your hand.~
OthersFound $n holds $N's foot in $s hand.~
VictFound   $n holds your foot in $s hand. Awwww ... isn't $e sweet?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hhand~
CharNoArg   You clasp your hands behind your back.~
OthersNoArg $n clasps $s hands behind $s back.~
CharFound   You take $N's hand in yours.~
OthersFound $n holds $N's hand. Awwww aren't they cute?~
VictFound   $n holds your hand lovingly.~
CharAuto    You clasp your hands behind your back.~
OthersAuto  $n clasps $s hands behind $s back.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiccup~
CharNoArg   You hiccup loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n hiccups loudly.~
CharFound   You hiccup loudly at $M.  How rude!~
OthersFound $n hiccups at $n.  How rude!~
VictFound   $n hiccups at you.  How rude!~
CharAuto    You hiccup to yourself.  How musical.~
OthersAuto  $n hiccups to $mself.  How musical.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiss~
CharNoArg   You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
CharFound   You hiss spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
OthersFound $n hisses spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
VictFound   $n hisses spitefully at you through bared teeth.~
CharAuto    You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersAuto  $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hmmmm~
CharNoArg   You Hmmmm out loud.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
CharFound   You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
OthersFound $n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
VictFound   $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
CharAuto    You Hmmmm out loud.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        homage~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to pay homage to.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
CharFound   You pay homage to $N.~
OthersFound $n pays homage to $N.~
VictFound   $n acknowledges your superiority.~
CharAuto    You look for someone to proclaim your superior.~
OthersAuto  $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honk~
CharNoArg   You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a huge hankie and honks $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at you.~
CharAuto    You want to honk yourself? Sounds illegal.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to honk $mself. I'd be leery of $n.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hop~
CharNoArg   You hop around like a frog.~
OthersNoArg $n hops around like a frog.~
CharFound   You hop onto $N's head. Youch!~
OthersFound $n hops onto $N's head. Youch!~
VictFound   $n hops right on top of your head. Ouchie Wouchies!!!~
OthersAuto  $n hops around like a little kid.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hoser~
CharNoArg   You think "Where can I get some beer and back bacon, eh?"~
OthersNoArg $n is thinking that $e is a real hoser.~
CharFound   You point out that $N has all the characteristics of a hoser!~
OthersFound $n screams out "$N is a hoser eh!!"~
VictFound   $n yells out to you, "Hey!  Pass the beer and back bacon, eh?  We got hosers in here!"~
CharAuto    You say to yourself "Boy am I a hoser."~
OthersAuto  $n proudly proclaims $mself to be a hoser.  Now if $e could just find the bottle opener?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        how~
CharNoArg   You ask, "how?"~
OthersNoArg $n asks, "how?"~
CharFound   You ask $N, "how?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N, "how?"~
VictFound   $n asks you, "how?"~
CharAuto    You ask yourself, "how could this happen to me?"~
OthersAuto  $n asks $mself, "how could this happen to me?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hrm~
CharNoArg   You hrm. Hrm.~
OthersNoArg You hear $n hrm.~
CharFound   You hrm in the direction of $N. Hrm!~
OthersFound $n hrms at $N. $e isn't too normal.~
VictFound   $n hrms in your general direction. Is that normal?~
CharAuto    You hrm yourself into submission.~
OthersAuto  $n hrms quietly. $e must be in deep thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hshake~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to shake hands with.~
OthersNoArg $n looks in vain for someone to shake hands with.~
CharFound   You shake $N's hand.~
OthersFound $n shakes $N's hand.~
VictFound   $n shakes your hand.~
CharAuto    You shake hands with yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shakes hands with $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hthink~
CharNoArg   You close your eyes and think happy thoughts.~
OthersNoArg $n closes $s eyes and starts muttering happy thoughts, happy thoughts.~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back and say "Remember, happy thoughts."~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back and says, "Remember, Happy Thoughts. Think of your happy place."~
VictFound   $n reminds you to think "Happy Thoughts!"~
CharAuto    You look around with a goofy smile and mutter, "Must think Happy Thoughts."~
OthersAuto  $n is wandering around with a goofy look on $s face whispering "Happy Thoughts" to no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hug~
CharNoArg   Hug whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to hug, $e must be lonesome.~
CharFound   You hug $M.~
OthersFound $n hugs $N.~
VictFound   $n hugs you.~
CharAuto    You hug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hum~
CharNoArg   Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
OthersNoArg $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
CharFound   You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
OthersFound $n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
VictFound   $n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
CharAuto    Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
OthersAuto  $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ick~
CharNoArg   You ick.~
OthersNoArg $n icks!~
CharFound   You look at $N and go 'ick'!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and goes 'ick'!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and goes 'ick'!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        innocent~
CharNoArg   You do your best to look utterly innocent.~
OthersNoArg $n looks innocently about $mself.~
CharFound   You do your best to convince $N of your innocence.~
OthersFound $n does $s best to convince $N of $s innocence.~
VictFound   $n gives you the most innocent look you have ever seen.~
CharAuto    You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
OthersAuto  $n does $s best to prove $s innocence to all, especially $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jade~
CharNoArg   You worship Jade even though she isn't a deity.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to act like Jade but fails miserably.~
CharFound   You try to impress $N by trying to impersonate Jade.~
OthersFound $n is obviously under mental duress as $e tries to act like Jade and slay you all with a smile.~
VictFound   $n is dressed like Jade. Report $m at once for Impersonating a Goddess!~
CharAuto    You dream of being Jadelike~
OthersAuto  $n has had one too many magic mushrooms and fancies $mself being Jadelike. Bwahahhahaha~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jealous~
CharNoArg   You are jealous.~
OthersNoArg $n is jealous.~
CharFound   You are jealous of $N for stealing your love.~
OthersFound $n is jealous of $N for stealing $s love.~
VictFound   $n is jealous of you for stealing $s love.~
CharAuto    You are jealous of your own studliness.~
OthersAuto  $n is jealous of $mself, what a dork.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jest~
CharNoArg   You smirk at nothing, and say 'Just kidding!' Time to log off?~
OthersNoArg $n smirks at nothing, and says 'Just kidding!' Time for $m to log off.~
CharFound   You smirk at $N, and say 'Just kidding!'~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N, and says 'Just kidding!'~
VictFound   $n smirks at you, and says 'Just kidding!'~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself, and say 'Just kidding!' By Thoric, you've lost it.~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $mself, and says 'Just kidding!' By Thoric, $e has lost it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        joy~
CharNoArg   You are filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy.~
OthersNoArg $n filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy. Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy.~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        juggle~
CharNoArg   You whip out your flaming torches and begin juggling them madly before the group of awed onlookers!~
OthersNoArg $n whips out $s flaming torches and begins to juggle them. Wow. What skill, what grace!~
CharFound   You whip out your flaming torches and begin to juggle for $N. Won't $E think you're great NOW?  ~
OthersFound $n whips out a bunch of flaming torches to begin $s juggling act. You wonder if this room is non-flammable. Hmmm.~
VictFound   $n gets a crazy look in $s eyes as $e pulls out some flaming torches and begins to juggle. You look around for a fire-extinguisher.~
CharAuto    Feeling very proud of yourself, you begin to juggle three VERY sharp swords. No one can beat you now. NO ONE. Mwahahahaha..~
OthersAuto  $n pulls out some VERY sharp swords and begins to juggle them with a crazed look in $s eyes. Maybe its time to leave ... ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kiss~
CharNoArg   Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
OthersNoArg $n looks for someone to kiss.~
CharFound   You kiss $M.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses you.~
CharAuto    All the lonely people :(~
OthersAuto  $n tries to kiss $mself.  $e's lonely!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitchie~
CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
OthersNoArg $n makes a funny face and says, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
CharFound   You tickle $N saying, "kitchie kitchie koo"~
OthersFound $n tickles $N saying, "kitchie kitchie koo"~
VictFound   $n tickles you saying, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitten~
CharNoArg   You meow like a kitten.~
OthersNoArg $n meows like a kitten.~
CharFound   You love $N's little kitten. Awwww.~
OthersFound $n loves $N's little kitten. Awwww.~
VictFound   $n loves your little kitten. Awwww.~
CharAuto    You think that you are a cute little kitten. Meeeeow.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a cute little kitten. Meeeeow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kkong~
CharNoArg   You beat your chest and moan like the animal you are!~
OthersNoArg $n beats $s chest and reveals $s true animal nature.~
CharFound   You beat your chest to show $N what a brute you are!~
OthersFound $n swings from a vine and beats $s chest to impress $N.~
VictFound   $n jumps from vine to vine pounding $s chest in some ancient mating ritual.~
CharAuto    You pound your chest to practice courting.~
OthersAuto  $n beats $s chest to practice for an upcoming mating ritual.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kneel~
CharNoArg   You kneel down.~
OthersNoArg $n kneels down.~
CharFound   You kneel before $N.~
OthersFound $n kneels before $N.~
VictFound   $n kneels before you.~
CharAuto    You drop to your knees.~
OthersAuto  $n kneels down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        koochie~
CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say, "koochie koochie koo".~
CharFound   You tickle $N saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
OthersFound $n tickles $N saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
VictFound   $n tickles you saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lag~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible lag.~
OthersNoArg $n starts complaining about the terrible lag.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about the terrible lag.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about the terrible lag.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about the terrible lag.~
CharAuto    You start muttering about the awful lag.~
OthersAuto  $n starts muttering about the awful lag.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lalala~
CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'la la la'.~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'la la la'~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'la la la'.~
OthersFound $n croons to $N 'la la la'.~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'la la la'.~
CharAuto    You want to 'la la la' yourself?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lap~
CharNoArg   You look around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
CharFound   You climb into $N's lap and cuddle up with $M.~
OthersFound $n climbs into $N's lap and cuddles up with $M.~
VictFound   $n climbs into your lap and cuddles up with you.~
CharAuto    You try to climb into your own lap and cuddle with yourself.  Are you lonely?~
OthersAuto  $n looks awful funny trying to crawl up into $s own lap and cuddle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        laugh~
CharNoArg   You laugh.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs.~
CharFound   You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
VictFound   $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
CharAuto    You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        leer~
CharNoArg   You begin to leer at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n leers around $m. ~
CharFound   You leer at $N with pure contempt.~
OthersFound $n leers at $N unabashedly.~
VictFound   $n makes $N feel vulnerable with $s unabashed leer.~
CharAuto    You leer at yourself and think "mmmmmmm, I look good!"~
OthersAuto  $n leers at $mself and smiles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lick~
CharNoArg   You lick your lips and smile.~
OthersNoArg $n licks $s lips and smiles.~
CharFound   You lick $M.~
OthersFound $n licks $N.~
VictFound   $n licks you.~
CharAuto    You lick yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n licks $mself - YUCK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loom~
CharNoArg   You loom menacingly.  Few are impressed.~
CharFound   You loom menacingly over $N, intimidating $M slightly.~
OthersFound $n looms menacingly over $N.  You remain unimpressed.~
VictFound   $n looms menacingly over you.  Ooooooo.~
CharAuto    Now stop that.  Self-loomination is impossible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        love~
CharNoArg   You love the whole world.~
OthersNoArg $n loves everybody in the world.~
CharFound   You tell your true feelings to $N.~
OthersFound $n whispers softly to $N.~
VictFound   $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
CharAuto    Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself, can you believe it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lust~
CharNoArg   You are getting lusty feelings!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around lustily.~
CharFound   You stare lustily at $N.~
OthersFound $n stares lustily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares lustily at you.~
CharAuto    You stare lustily at...youself?~
OthersAuto  $n looks $mself up and down lustily.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mad~
CharNoArg   A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over your face.~
OthersNoArg A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over $n's face.~
CharFound   You turn to $N and posit, "You're quite mad, you know?"~
OthersFound $n inquires of $N as to whether $E is aware that $E is mentally ill.~
VictFound   $n inquires of you as to whether you are aware that you are mentally ill.~
CharAuto    If you think you're crazy now, wait till you figure out you're talking to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mulls $s own ill mental health.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        maim~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to maim?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to maim.~
CharFound   You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
CharAuto    You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        manners~
CharNoArg   You wonder where people get their manners from these days.~
OthersNoArg $n wonders where people get their manners from these days.~
CharFound   You wonder where $N learned $S manners.~
OthersFound $n wonders where $N learned $S manners.~
VictFound   $n wonders where you learned your manners.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        marshmallow~
CharNoArg   $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
CharFound   You point at $N and pinching $S widdle, cute cheek, say 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
OthersFound $n thinks $N looks like a widdle, cute, marshmallow! Don't you agree? Awwwww~
VictFound   $n points at you and pinches your widdle, cute cheek, and says 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
CharAuto    You wrap your body up into a little ball and dive into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!!!'~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s body up into a little ball and dives into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!!!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        massage~
CharNoArg   Massage what?  Thin air?~
CharFound   You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
OthersFound $n massages $N's shoulders.~
VictFound   $n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~
CharAuto    You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mean~
CharNoArg   You look meaner than a junkyard dog!~
OthersNoArg $n looks meaner than a junkyard dog!~
CharFound   You give $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
OthersFound $n gives $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
VictFound   $n gives you the meanest look you have ever seen!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        melt~
CharNoArg   Your heart begins to melt as you think of someone special.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to melt before your very eyes.~
CharFound   You have melted into $S arms!~
OthersFound $n appears to melt into $N's arms! Must be love ...~
VictFound   $n melts at the thought of you!~
CharAuto    You begin to melt.~
OthersAuto  $n is ranting like a lunatic.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        men~
CharNoArg   You throw your hands in the air and say "BAH! Do men even think?!'~
OthersNoArg $n wonders why men were ever invented.~
CharFound   You give $N an understanding look and say "At least they're good for opening cans."~
OthersFound $n commiserates with $N about the existence of men.~
VictFound   $n says "Men should come with warning labels" to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could trade men for EQ.~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e could trade men for EQ.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        meow~
CharNoArg   MEOW.~
OthersNoArg $n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~
CharFound   You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~
OthersFound $n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~
VictFound   $n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.~
CharAuto    You meow like a kitty cat.~
OthersAuto  $n meows like a kitty cat.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        milk~
CharNoArg   You pour yourself a glass of cold creamy milk and drink it down.~
OthersNoArg $n pours $mself a glass of cold creamy milk and gulps it down.~
CharFound   You pour a glass of cold creamy milk for $N and give it to $M.~
OthersFound $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and hands it to you.~
CharAuto    You hoist a glass of cold creamy milk and gulp it down.~
OthersAuto  $n hoists a glass of cold frothy milk and gulps it down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        miss~
CharNoArg   Your heart pines for a special someone that you miss so much. Awwww.~
OthersNoArg $n's heart pines for a special someone $e misses so much. Awwwww.~
CharFound   You tell $N that your heart has been aching cuz you've missed $M so much. Awww.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed $M so much. Awww.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed you so much. Awww.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mistletoe~
CharNoArg   You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersNoArg $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
CharFound   You point to the mistletoe above $N's head, puckering up.~
OthersFound $n points to the mistletoe above $N's head, and puckers up.~
VictFound   $n points to the mistletoe above your head, puckering up.~
CharAuto    You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersAuto  $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mmm~
CharNoArg   You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharFound   You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
OthersFound $n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharAuto    You think of yourself and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks of $mself and says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moan~
CharNoArg   You start to moan.~
OthersNoArg $n starts moaning.~
CharFound   You moan for the loss of $M.~
OthersFound $n moans for the loss of $N.~
VictFound   $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You moan at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes $mself moan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moi~
CharNoArg   You look demure and ask, "moi?"~
OthersNoArg $n looks demure and asks, "moi?"~
CharFound   You look at $N demurely and ask, "moi?"~
OthersFound $n looks demurely at $N and asks, "moi?"~
VictFound   $n looks at you demurely and asks, "moi?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        monkey~
CharNoArg   You run around looking for a tree to swing on...maybe a banana.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a tree to swing on...maybe a banana.~
CharFound   You climb all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
OthersFound $n is climbing all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
VictFound   $n climbs all over you like a love-struck monkey.~
CharAuto    You make a monkey out of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is making a monkey out of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mooch~
CharNoArg   You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Spare change?'~
CharFound   You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersFound $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
VictFound   $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
CharAuto    You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Spare change?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moocow~
CharNoArg   You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersNoArg $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharFound   You make cow noises at $M.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersFound $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharAuto    You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersAuto  $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moon~
CharNoArg   You howl at the moon. Is that fur on your knuckles?~
OthersNoArg $n howls at the moon. Is that fur on $s knuckles?~
CharFound   You howl at $N. Feeling a little feral are we?~
OthersFound $n howls at $N. Could be that $e is feeling a bit feral?~
VictFound   $n howls at you. Could $e be feeling a bit feral?~
CharAuto    Howling to yourself? The moon does seem a bit bright tonight..~
OthersAuto  $n is howling to $mself.  Must be a bright moon tonight..~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muffin~
CharNoArg   You bite into a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
OthersNoArg $n bites into a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
CharFound   You give $N a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
VictFound   $n gives you a big warm muffin. Yum! Yum! Yummy!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muhaha~
CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
CharFound   You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself??  Weird.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mumble~
CharNoArg   You mumble incoherently.~
OthersNoArg $n is mumbling under $s breath.~
CharFound   You mumble to $N, hoping $E will listen.~
OthersFound $n is mumbling something to $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and starts mumbling.  Uh-oh.~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is mumbling something to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mutter~
CharNoArg   You mutter distractedly.~
OthersNoArg $n mutters distractedly.~
CharFound   You mutter to yourself and shake your head at $M.~
OthersFound $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at $N.~
VictFound   $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at you.~
CharAuto    You mutter dithyrambically to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nag~
CharNoArg   You feel nagged.~
OthersNoArg $n feels nagged.~
CharFound   You nag $N. Nag $M like a hag!~
OthersFound $n nags $N. Nags $M like a hag!~
VictFound   $n nags you. Nags you like a hag!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nail~
CharNoArg   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersNoArg $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
CharFound   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersFound $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
VictFound   $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!~
CharAuto    You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ngd~
CharNoArg   You stand and proclaim, "I am a certified nerd. I am a complete geek. I am 100% dork. If you don't like it, I'll try to teach you binary."~
OthersNoArg $n stands and proclaims, "I am a certified nerd. I am a complete geek. I am 100% dork. If you don't like it, I'll try to teach you binary."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nibble~
CharNoArg   Nibble on whom?~
CharFound   You nibble on $N's ear.~
OthersFound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~
VictFound   $n nibbles on your ear.~
CharAuto    You nibble on your OWN ear.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nod~
CharNoArg   You nod solemnly.~
OthersNoArg $n nods solemnly.~
CharFound   You nod in agreement to $M.~
OthersFound $n nods in agreement to $N.~
VictFound   $n nods in agreement with you.~
CharAuto    You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?~
OthersAuto  $n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nog~
CharNoArg   You nog yourself!~
OthersNoArg $n nogs $sself.~
CharFound   You nog $N.~
OthersFound $n nogs $N.~
VictFound   $n nogs you.~
CharAuto    You nog yourself. Prevert!~
OthersAuto  $n nogs $mself. What a pervert!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        noogie~
CharNoArg   You noogie.~
CharFound   You grind your knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
OthersFound $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
VictFound   $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of your head with glee.~
CharAuto    Doesn't that hurt?~
OthersAuto  $n grinds $s knuckles into $s head, oblivious to the pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nose~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s nose.~
CharFound   You tweak $S nose.~
OthersFound $n tweaks $N's nose.~
VictFound   $n tweaks your nose.~
CharAuto    You tweak your own nose!~
OthersAuto  $n tweaks $s own nose!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nudge~
CharNoArg   Nudge whom?~
CharFound   You nudge $M.~
OthersFound $n nudges $N.~
VictFound   $n nudges you.~
CharAuto    You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
OthersAuto  $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nuzzle~
CharNoArg   Nuzzle whom?~
CharFound   You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
OthersFound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
VictFound   $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
CharAuto    I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ogle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to ogle?~
CharFound   You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~
OthersFound $n ogles $N.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
VictFound   $n ogles you.  Guess what $e is thinking about?~
CharAuto    You ogle yourself.  You may just be too weird for this mud.~
OthersAuto  $n ogles $mself.  Better hope that $e stops there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ohno~
CharNoArg   Oh no!  You did it again!~
OthersNoArg Oh no!  $n did it again!~
CharFound   You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersFound $n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
VictFound   $n exclaims to you, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
CharAuto    You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersAuto  $n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oink~
CharNoArg   Ooooooink! You're such a pig!~
OthersNoArg $n is acting like a pig!~
CharFound   You look at $N and bellow 'Oooooink!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and bellows 'Ooooink!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and bellows 'Ooooink!'  $e must think you are a pig!~
CharAuto    You start thinking that you are acting like a pig, stop that!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks that $e is acting like a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ooo~
CharNoArg   You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
OthersNoArg $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharFound   You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
OthersFound $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharAuto    You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
OthersAuto  $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oops~
CharNoArg   You put your finger in your mouth and say, "Oopsie! Did I do that?"~
OthersNoArg $n puts $s finger in $s mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?"~
CharFound   You look at $N and say, "Oopsie! Did I do that to you $N?"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that to $N?"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that to you $N?"~
CharAuto    You want to oops yourself? Sounds demented.~
OthersAuto  $n wants to oops $mself. $n must be delusional.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ouch~
CharNoArg   You say 'ouchie wouchies'!~
OthersNoArg $n says 'ouchie wouchies'!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'ouchie wouchies'!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'ouchie wouchies'!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'ouchie wouchies'!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        owl~
CharNoArg   You turn your head around in a circle and ask, "Who? Who? Who?"~
OthersNoArg $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks "Who? Who? Who?"~
CharFound   You turn your head around in a circle and ask $N "Who? Who? Who?"~
OthersFound $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks "Who? Who? Who?"~
VictFound   $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks you, "Who? Who? Who?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pace~
CharNoArg   You pace around the room in agitation.~
OthersNoArg $n paces around the room with an agitated expression.~
CharFound   You pace around $N, wearing a path around $M.~
OthersFound $n paces around $N, wearing a rather large path .~
VictFound   $n paces around you. It's starting to make your head spin.~
CharAuto    You pace around yourself, making yourself quite dizzy.~
OthersAuto  $n paces around $mself, looking rather dizzy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pant~
CharNoArg   You begin to pant loudly and sloppily.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to pant loudly.~
CharFound   You begin to pant loudly at $N.~
OthersFound $n begins to pant loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n begins to pant loudly at you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pants~
CharNoArg   You remove your pants.~
OthersNoArg $n removes $s pants.~
CharFound   You politely ask $N to remove $S pants.~
OthersFound $n politely asks $N to remove $S pants.~
VictFound   $n politely asks you to remove your pants and any other non-essential garments.~
CharAuto    You hastily put on your pants.~
OthersAuto  $n hastily puts on $s pants.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        passout~
CharNoArg   You totter for a bit, then fall flat on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n totters a bit and passes out flat on $s face.~
CharFound   You pass out cold, toppling on to $N.  Poor sot.~
OthersFound $n topples on to $N, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
VictFound   $n topples on to you, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
CharAuto    You try to catch yourself as you pass out, but fail miserably.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to catch $mself as $e passes out, but fails miserably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pat~
CharNoArg   Pat whom?~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back.~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back.~
VictFound   $n pats you on your back.~
CharAuto    You pat yourself on your back.~
OthersAuto  $n pats $mself on the back.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peck~
CharNoArg   You peck for seeds on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
CharFound   You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~
VictFound   $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
CharAuto    You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peer~
CharNoArg   You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersNoArg $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
CharFound   You peer at $M quizzically.~
OthersFound $n peers at $N quizzically.~
VictFound   $n peers at you quizzically.~
CharAuto    You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersAuto  $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        phew~
CharNoArg   Phew! That was too close for words...~
OthersNoArg $n wipes $s brow with obvious relief.~
CharFound   You share your obvious relief with $M.~
OthersFound $n glances at $N, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
VictFound   $n glances at you, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters in obvious relief, wiping $s brow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pinch~
CharNoArg   You pinch yourself to see if you're really awake!~
OthersNoArg $n prepares to pinch someone .~
CharFound   You pinch $N playfully..awww. ~
OthersFound $n pinches $N! Must be some strange courting ritual...~
VictFound   $n pinches your cheeks and smiles.~
CharAuto    You pinch yourself and find that it wasn't a good idea. Ow!~
OthersAuto  $n pinches $mself. Now that's lonely!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        point~
CharNoArg   Point at whom?~
CharFound   You point at $M accusingly.~
OthersFound $n points at $N accusingly.~
VictFound   $n points at you accusingly.~
CharAuto    You point proudly at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n points proudly at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        poke~
CharNoArg   Poke whom?~
CharFound   You poke $M in the ribs.~
OthersFound $n pokes $N in the ribs.~
VictFound   $n pokes you in the ribs.~
CharAuto    You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
OthersAuto  $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ponder~
CharNoArg   You ponder the question.~
OthersNoArg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        possum~
CharNoArg   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersNoArg $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
CharFound   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersFound $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
VictFound   $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
CharAuto    You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersAuto  $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pounce~
CharNoArg   Pounce on whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to pounce on.~
CharFound   You pounce on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
OthersFound $n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
VictFound   $n pounces on you, pinning you to the ground.~
CharAuto    You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to pounce on $mself, but it doesn't quite work.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pout~
CharNoArg   Ah, don't take it so hard.~
OthersNoArg $n pouts.~
CharFound   You pout at the way $N is treating you.~
OthersFound $n pouts at the way $e is being treated by $N.~
VictFound   $n pouts at the way you are treating $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pray~
CharNoArg   You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
OthersNoArg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
CharFound   You crawl in the dust before $M.~
OthersFound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
CharAuto    Talk about narcissism ...~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        propose~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to marry.~
OthersNoArg $n desperately seeks someone to marry.~
CharFound   You fall onto your knees, and beg $N to marry you!~
OthersFound $n drops to $s knees and begs $N to take $s hand in marriage!~
VictFound   $n drops to one knee and begs you to become $s significant other for all eternity!~
CharAuto    You love yourself so much that you would marry yourself if you could.~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself far too much.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        puke~
CharNoArg   You make loud wretching noises and puke on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.~
CharFound   You make loud wretching noises and puke on $N's shoes. Ewwwww!~
OthersFound $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on $N's shoes. Ewwww!~
VictFound   $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on your shoes. Ewwwww!~
CharAuto    After emptying your stomach you look down and see that you are ankle deep in puke!~
OthersAuto  $n emptied $s stomach here and has left the room ankle deep in puke!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pulse~
CharNoArg   A vein in your head begins to pulse as you feel a killer headache begin to form.~
OthersNoArg A vein begins to bulge on $n's forehead.  $e looks stressed!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        punch~
CharNoArg   Punch whom?~
CharFound   You punch $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n punches $N playfully.~
VictFound   $n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        purr~
CharNoArg   MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.~
OthersNoArg $n purrs contentedly.~
CharFound   You purr contentedly in $S lap.~
OthersFound $n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n purrs contentedly in your lap.~
CharAuto    You purr at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        quack~
CharNoArg   You quack like a duck!~
OthersNoArg $n quacks like a duck!~
CharFound   You quack at $N. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
OthersFound $n quacks at $N. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
VictFound   $n quacks at you. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raise~
CharNoArg   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand in response.~
CharFound   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand in response.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand in response to you.~
CharAuto    You raise your hand in response.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand in response.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rampage~
CharNoArg   You rampage merrily.~
OthersNoArg $n rampages merrily.~
CharFound   You rampage all over $N in a very merry manner.~
OthersFound $n rampages all over $N in a very merry manner.~
VictFound   $n rampages all over you in a very merry manner.~
CharAuto    You rampage all over yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rampages all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rant~
CharNoArg   You begin to rant and rave like a lunatic..~
OthersNoArg $n begins to rant and rave like a lunatic..~
CharFound   You rant and rave because of $N's actions.~
OthersFound $N rants and raves because of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n rants and raves because of something you did.~
CharAuto    You rant and rave at yourself. You ok?~
OthersAuto  $n rants and raves at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ready~
CharNoArg   You dig down into the dirt, ready to do battle.~
OthersNoArg $n digs down into the dirt, obviously ready to do battle.~
CharFound   You nod, alerting $N that this foe must now die miserably.~
OthersFound $n nods, alerting $N that their unlucky foe must now die miserably.~
VictFound   $n nods, signaling you that your foe must now die miserably.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a neat motivational speech.~
OthersAuto  $n withdraws into the clutches of some sort of motivational mantra.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        repop~
CharNoArg   You begin to squeak like a mouse, hoping for a contagion.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to squeak like a mouse.  Straaange.~
CharFound   Sorry, $N won't be able to conjure squeakies any faster than you.~
OthersFound $n begs $N to conjure some squeakies.  Shrink recommendations?~
VictFound   $n grovels at your boots, drooling rabidly in hopes of squeakies.~
CharAuto    Not even a mouse...~
OthersAuto  $n desperately scours the room in pursuit of those elusive squeakies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ridicule~
CharNoArg   You feel very ridiculous.~
OthersNoArg $n feels very sheepish.~
CharFound   You point and laugh at $N.  What a geek.~
OthersFound $n falls down laughing, pointing at $N.~
VictFound   $n is pointing and laughing at you.~
CharAuto    You feel rather foolish, and grin sheepishly.~
OthersAuto  Feeling foolish, $n laughs sheepishly at $self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roar~
CharNoArg   You ROAR like a dragon.~
OthersNoArg $n ROARS with a ferocity that shakes the earth!~
CharFound   You ROAR in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n ROARS at $N. (Obviously this is the part where you should feel intimidated)~
VictFound   As $n roars in your face you curse the fact that toothpaste is hundreds of years away from being invented.~
CharAuto    You ROARRRRRR!~
OthersAuto  $n ROARS loudly to establish $s dominance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rofl~
CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
CharFound   You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
OthersFound $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
CharAuto    You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roll~
CharNoArg   You roll your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls $s eyes.~
CharFound   You roll your eyes at $M.~
OthersFound $n rolls $s eyes at $N.~
VictFound   $n rolls $s eyes at you.~
CharAuto    You roll your eyes at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rub~
CharNoArg   You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
CharFound   You rub your eyes.  Has $N been playing as long as you have?~
OthersFound $n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s eyes.  Have you been playing as long as $m?~
CharAuto    You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ruffle~
CharNoArg   You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
CharFound   You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
OthersFound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
VictFound   $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
CharAuto    You ruffle your hair.~
OthersAuto  $n ruffles $s hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        runaway~
CharNoArg   You scream 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.~
CharFound   You scream '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersFound $n screams '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
VictFound   $n screams '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
CharAuto    You desperately look for somewhere to run to!~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e's about to run away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sad~
CharNoArg   You put on a glum expression.~
OthersNoArg $n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
CharFound   You give $M your best glum expression.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
VictFound   $n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
CharAuto    You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
OthersAuto  $n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        salute~
CharNoArg   You salute smartly.~
OthersNoArg $n salutes smartly.~
CharFound   You salute $M.~
OthersFound $n salutes $N.~
VictFound   $n salutes you.~
CharAuto    Huh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sandwich~
CharNoArg   You whip out a samwhich and munch quietly.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a samwich and begins to munch quietly.~
CharFound   You whip out a samwich and give it to $N. Maybe $E will like you now.~
OthersFound $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to $N. $n hopes $E will like $m now.~
VictFound   $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to you. $n hopes you will like $m now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scowl~
CharNoArg   You scowl angrily.~
OthersNoArg $n scowls angrily.~
CharFound   You scowl angrily at $M.~
OthersFound $n scowls angrily at $N.~
VictFound   $n scowls angrily at you.~
CharAuto    You scowl angrily at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n scowls angrily at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scream~
CharNoArg   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
OthersNoArg $n screams loudly!~
CharFound   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
OthersFound $n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
VictFound   $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
CharAuto    You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
OthersAuto  $n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        serenade~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
CharFound   You sing a ballad to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shake~
CharNoArg   You shake your head.~
OthersNoArg $n shakes $s head.~
CharFound   You shake your head in response to $N's question.~
OthersFound $n shakes $s head in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n shakes $s head in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You are shaken by yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shame~
CharNoArg   You are ashamed of yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n is ashamed of $mself.~
CharFound   You point at $N and say, "shame! shame!"~
OthersFound $n points at $N and says, "shame! shame!"~
VictFound   $n points at you and says, "shame! shame!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shhh~
CharNoArg   You frown and say, "Shhhhhh"~
OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to please be quiet.~
CharFound   You tell $N to be quiet.~
OthersFound $n attempts to make $N close $S mouth in the interest of peace.~
VictFound   $n has asked you to please be quiet.~
CharAuto    You remind yourself to shaddup.~
OthersAuto  $n oddly tells $mself to be quiet. Those darn voices again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shiver~
CharNoArg   Brrrrrrrrr.~
OthersNoArg $n shivers uncomfortably.~
CharFound   You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
OthersFound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
VictFound   $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
CharAuto    You shiver to yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n scares $mself to shivers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shopping~
CharNoArg   You announce it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the room!~
OthersNoArg $n announces it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the room!~
CharFound   You tell $N it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the room!~
OthersFound $n tells $N it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the room!~
VictFound   $n tells you it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the room!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shrug~
CharNoArg   You shrug.~
OthersNoArg $n shrugs helplessly.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $S question.~
OthersFound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
VictFound   $n shrugs in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You shrug to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shudder~
CharNoArg   Your body shivers in uncontrollable revulsion.~
OthersNoArg $n convulses as $e shudders in disgust.~
CharFound   Just looking at $N makes you want to wretch!~
OthersFound $n shudders in disgust at $N!~
VictFound   $n shudders in disgust at your wretched behavior!~
CharAuto    You disgust yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shudders with repulsion as $e thinks of $s behavior.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sigh~
CharNoArg   You sigh.~
OthersNoArg $n sighs loudly.~
CharFound   You sigh as you think of $M.~
OthersFound $n sighs at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
CharAuto    You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
OthersAuto  $n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        silly~
CharNoArg   You announce that you are just a big old silly.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is just a big old silly.~
CharFound   You think $N is a big old silly.~
OthersFound $n thinks $N is a big old silly.~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a big old silly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slap~
CharNoArg   Slap whom?~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand spastically as if to slap an unseen annoyance.~
CharFound   You rear back and slap $M with all your might.~
OthersFound $n rears back and slaps $N for $S stupidity.~
VictFound   $n rears back and slaps you cruelly for your stupidity.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You slap yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n slaps $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slaughter~
CharNoArg   Wielding a massive cleaver, you prowl for unsuspecting meat.~
OthersNoArg $n grips a massive cleaver tightly, grinning mischievously.~
CharFound   Your cleaver swings carelessly as you chop $N into itsy bitsy pieces.~
OthersFound $n's cleaver cuts through the air, then through $N... repeatedly.~
VictFound   That's gonna leave a mark.~
CharAuto    Chop, chop, chop.  Ouch, ouch, ouch.~
OthersAuto  A-chopping $n will go...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slime~
CharNoArg   Slime who?~
CharFound   You dump a bucket of slime all over $N. How cavalier!~
OthersFound $n dumps a bucket of slime all over $N. How cavalier!~
VictFound   $n dumps a bucket of slime all over you. Eeeeeeeew! How gross!~
CharAuto    You want to slime yourself? Don't be silly!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slobber~
CharNoArg   You slobber all over the floor.~
OthersNoArg $n slobbers all over the floor.~
CharFound   You slobber all over $M.~
OthersFound $n slobbers all over $N.~
VictFound   $n slobbers all over you.~
CharAuto    You slobber all down your front.~
OthersAuto  $n slobbers all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slurp~
CharNoArg   Slurp! Slurp!~
OthersNoArg $n slurps $s drink noisily.~
CharFound   You slurp $N!~
OthersFound $n takes $N's face into $s hands and slurps $M! ~
VictFound   $n grabs ahold of your face and slurps you!~
CharAuto    That's really not possible.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to do something not physically possible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smile~
CharNoArg   You smile happily.~
OthersNoArg $n smiles happily.~
CharFound   You smile at $M.~
OthersFound $n beams a smile at $N.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You smile at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smiles at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smirk~
CharNoArg   You smirk.~
OthersNoArg $n smirks.~
CharFound   You smirk at $S saying.~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N's saying.~
VictFound   $n smirks at your saying.~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smite~
CharNoArg   You are in the mood to smite someone.~
OthersNoArg $n is in a smiting mood. Runaway!!!~
CharFound   You attempt to smite $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to SMITE $N with a single mighty blow!~
VictFound   $n smites you with a single blow!~
CharAuto    Smiting oneself is not permitted by the Gods.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to smite $mself. Fortunately, the Gods intervened just in time.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smooch~
CharNoArg   You are searching for someone to smooch.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to smooch.~
CharFound   You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
OthersFound $n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
VictFound   $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
CharAuto    You smooch yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snap~
CharNoArg   PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.~
OthersNoArg $n snaps $s fingers.~
CharFound   You snap back at $M.~
OthersFound $n snaps back at $N.~
VictFound   $n snaps back at you!~
CharAuto    You snap yourself to attention.~
OthersAuto  $n snaps $mself to attention.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snarl~
CharNoArg   You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
OthersNoArg $n snarls angrily.~
CharFound   You snarl at $M.~
OthersFound $n snarls at $N.~
VictFound   $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
CharAuto    You snarl at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n snarls at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneer~
CharNoArg   You sneer in contempt.~
OthersNoArg $n sneers in contempt.~
CharFound   You sneer at $M in contempt.~
OthersFound $n sneers at $N in contempt.~
VictFound   $n sneers at you in contempt.~
CharAuto    You sneer at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n sneers at $mself in contempt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneeze~
CharNoArg   Gesundheit!~
OthersNoArg $n sneezes.~
CharFound   You sneeze all over $N.~
OthersFound $n sneezes all over $N. Ewwww!~
VictFound   $n sneezes all over you. How rude!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sngrin~
CharNoArg   You grin mischieviously.~
OthersNoArg $n grins as if $s thoughts are mischevious.~
CharFound   You give $N your award winning sneaky grin..~
OthersFound $n gives $N a very sneaky looking grin.~
VictFound   $n gives you a grin that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
CharAuto    You grin mischieviously.~
OthersAuto  $n grins in a way that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snicker~
CharNoArg   You snicker softly.~
OthersNoArg $n snickers softly.~
CharFound   You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
OthersFound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
VictFound   $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
CharAuto    You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sniff~
CharNoArg   You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
OthersNoArg $n sniffs sadly.~
CharFound   You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
OthersFound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
VictFound   $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
CharAuto    You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
OthersAuto  $n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snore~
CharNoArg   Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
OthersNoArg $n snores loudly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snorkel~
CharNoArg   You stick your head under water and blow bubbles out of your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s head under water and blows bubbles out of $s nose.~
CharFound   You invite $N to go snorkeling with you.~
OthersFound $n invites $N to go snorkling with $m.~
VictFound   $n invites you to go snorkeling with $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snort~
CharNoArg   You snort in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n snorts in disgust.~
CharFound   You snort at $M in disgust.~
OthersFound $n snorts at $N in disgust.~
VictFound   $n snorts at you in disgust.~
CharAuto    You snort at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n snorts at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snowball~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
CharFound   You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n throws a snowball at $N.~
VictFound   $n throws a snowball at you.~
CharAuto    You throw a snowball at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n throws a snowball at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snuggle~
CharNoArg   Who?~
CharFound   you snuggle $M.~
OthersFound $n snuggles up to $N.~
VictFound   $n snuggles up to you.~
CharAuto    You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snuke~
CharNoArg   You attempt to smile, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to smile, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys.~
CharFound   You try to smile at $N, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
OthersFound $n attempts to smile at $N, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys!~
VictFound   $n attempts to smile at you, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys!~
CharAuto    You snuke yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n snukes $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        social~
CharNoArg   You pray to the God's for a new social~
OthersNoArg Desperately begs for a new social~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spam~
CharNoArg   You gobble down a can of spam. Oink!~
OthersNoArg $n gobbles down a can of spam. Oink!~
CharFound   You hurl a can of Spam at $N. Hey! No spamming allowed here!~
OthersFound $n hurls a can of Spam at $N. Silly $n ... $e thinks that is spamming.~
VictFound   $n hurls a can of Spam at you. What a fool! I bet $e thinks $e is spamming you.~
CharAuto    You want to spam yourself? Forget it!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spank~
CharNoArg   Spank whom?~
CharFound   You spank $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n spanks $N playfully.~
VictFound   $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
OthersAuto  $n spanks $mself.  Kinky!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spin~
CharNoArg   You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
OthersNoArg $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
CharFound   You spin $M on one finger.~
OthersFound $n spins $N on $s finger.~
VictFound   $n spins you around on $s finger.~
CharAuto    You spin yourself around and around and around....~
OthersAuto  $n spins $mself around and around and around...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spit~
CharNoArg   You spit.~
OthersNoArg $n spits like a camel..get out of the way!!~
CharFound   You spit on $N. This is how the plague spreads.~
OthersFound $n has spit on $N. Obviously how the plague spread.~
VictFound   $n hocks a big glob of spit at you! Ewwww~
CharAuto    You spit on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n spits into the wind. Unfortunately the wind is blowing towards $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spum~
CharNoArg   You are so spammed you are now spummed.~
OthersNoArg $n is so spammed $e is now spummed.~
CharFound   You spam $N so much $E is now spummed.~
OthersFound $n spams $N so hard $E is now spummed.~
VictFound   $n spams you so hard you are now spummed.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeak~
CharNoArg   You squeak like a mouse.~
OthersNoArg $n squeaks like a mouse.~
CharFound   You squeak at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeaks at $N.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
VictFound   $n squeaks at you.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
CharAuto    You squeak at yourself like a mouse.~
OthersAuto  $n squeaks at $mself like a mouse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeal~
CharNoArg   You squeal with delight.~
OthersNoArg $n squeals with delight.~
CharFound   You squeal at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeals at $N.  Wonder why?~
VictFound   $n squeals at you.  You must be doing something good.~
CharAuto    You squeal at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squeals at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeeze~
CharNoArg   Where, what, how, whom?~
CharFound   You squeeze $M fondly.~
OthersFound $n squeezes $N fondly.~
VictFound   $n squeezes you fondly.~
CharAuto    You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
OthersAuto  $n squeezes $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squint~
CharNoArg   Bright light! Bright light!~
OthersNoArg $n hides $s wee pupils from Ra's menacing globe.~
CharFound   $N glows with energy!~
OthersFound $n hides $s wee pupils from $N's radiant aura.~
VictFound   $n hides $s wee pupils from your radiant aura.~
CharAuto    You attempt to invert your eyeballs.  That's GOTTA hurt.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to hide $s wee pupils from themself.  They glow with strangeness!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squirm~
CharNoArg   You squirm guiltily.~
OthersNoArg $n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $e did it.~
CharFound   You squirm in front of $M.~
OthersFound $n squirms in front of $N.~
VictFound   $n squirms in front of you.  You make $m nervous.~
CharAuto    You squirm and squirm and squirm....~
OthersAuto  $n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squish~
CharNoArg   You squish your toes into the sand.~
OthersNoArg $n squishes $s toes into the sand.~
CharFound   You squish $M between your legs.~
OthersFound $n squishes $N between $s legs.~
VictFound   $n squishes you between $s legs.~
CharAuto    You squish yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squishes $mself.  OUCH.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stare~
CharNoArg   You stare at the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n stares at the sky.~
CharFound   You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~
OthersFound $n stares dreamily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
CharAuto    You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
OthersAuto  $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        steam~
CharNoArg   You are so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersNoArg $n is so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears.~
CharFound   You are so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersFound $n is so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
VictFound   $n is so angry at you that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stomp~
CharNoArg   You stomp your feet and pout like the baby you are.~
OthersNoArg $n stomps $s feet and throws a tantrum like a baby.~
CharFound   $n kicks $s feet on the ground for what $N did to $s.~
OthersFound $n stomps $s feet and throws a tantrum at $N.~
VictFound   $n stomps $s feet like a baby.~
CharAuto    You stomp your feet in a virtual temper tantrum.~
OthersAuto  $n throws a tantrum. What a baby!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stone~
CharNoArg   $n kicks a stone at nothing in particular.~
CharFound   You begin to pelt $M with large stones.~
OthersFound $n attempts to stone $N to death! Eeeek!~
VictFound   $n throws several stones at you! Owwww. Are you gonna take that?~
CharAuto    The gods don't allow suicide.~
OthersAuto  $n picks up a rock and throws it straight up in the air. Watch out!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stretch~
CharNoArg   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersNoArg $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharFound   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersFound $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
VictFound   $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharAuto    You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strut~
CharNoArg   Strut your stuff.~
OthersNoArg $n struts, thinking $e's far too sexy for this mud.~
CharFound   You strut to get $S attention.~
OthersFound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
VictFound   $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
CharAuto    You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
OthersAuto  $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stud~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most studly style!~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $s most studly style!~
CharFound   You think $N is a supreme stud!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks, "Wow! What a stud!"~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme stud!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stuff~
CharNoArg   You stuff your imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersNoArg $n stuffs $s imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
CharFound   You stuff $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
OthersFound $n stuffs $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
VictFound   $n stuffs you into an extradimensional portal...where you belong.~
CharAuto    You attempt to dive head first into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to hide by diving head first into an extradimensional portal.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        suffer~
CharNoArg   No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
CharFound   You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~
CharAuto    No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersAuto  $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sulk~
CharNoArg   You sulk.~
OthersNoArg $n sulks in the corner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweetheart~
CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
CharFound   You croon to $N, "Let me call you sweetheart. I'm in love with you."~
VictFound   $n croons to you, "Let me call you sweetheart. I'm in love with you."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweetie~
CharNoArg   You look for your sweetie but cannot find them.~
OthersNoArg $n looks for $s sweetie but cannot find them.~
CharFound   You spot $N and coo, "Hello Sweetie!"~
OthersFound $n spots $N and coos, "Hello Sweetie!"~
VictFound   $n spots you and coos, "Hello Sweetie!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        swoon~
CharNoArg   You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersNoArg $n swoons in ecstacy.~
CharFound   You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~
OthersFound $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~
VictFound   $n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~
CharAuto    You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersAuto  $n swoons in ecstacy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tackle~
CharNoArg   You can't tackle the AIR!~
CharFound   You run over to $M and bring $M down!~
OthersFound $n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~
VictFound   $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tag~
CharNoArg   You shout, "Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!"~
OthersNoArg $n says, "Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!"~
CharFound   You slap $N on the back and scream, "You're it slowpoke!"~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the back and screams, "You're it slowpoke!"~
VictFound   $n slaps you on the back and screams, "You're it slowpoke!"~
CharAuto    You dodge your left hand, but are led directly into your right!  Fool!~
OthersAuto  $n dodges $s left hand, but is led directly into $s right!  Fool!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tamale~
CharNoArg   You are a hot tamale. Arriba!~
OthersNoArg $n is one hot tamale. Arriba!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tap~
CharNoArg   You tap your foot impatiently.~
OthersNoArg $n taps $s foot impatiently.~
CharFound   You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
OthersFound $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
VictFound   $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
CharAuto    You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n taps $mself on the head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        taunt~
CharNoArg   You peer around you, looking for someone to taunt.~
OthersNoArg $n wants to taunt someone.~
CharFound   You taunt $M. Hope $E doesn't make you do it a second time!~
OthersFound $n is taunting $N.~
VictFound   $n taunts you cruelly, and threatens to do it again! Watch out!~
CharAuto    You really can't taunt yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to taunt $mself. Perhaps $e needs help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        teapot~
CharNoArg   Where do your arms go again?..~
OthersNoArg $n tries to remember the words to that song...~
CharFound   You place your arms in position and begin singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout"~
OthersFound $n gets $s hands in position and beings doing the teapot dance.~
VictFound   $n puts $s hands in position and begins singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout", to you.~
CharAuto    You being doing the teapot dance for your own amusement..bored maybe?~
OthersAuto  $n begins singing and dancing to I'm a little teapot, better call the asylum.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tease~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to tease.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a victim to tease.~
CharFound   You tease $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n is such a tease!~
VictFound   $n teases you playfully.~
CharAuto    You attempt to tease yourself. Pick on someone else!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to tease $mself. What a loon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tee~
CharNoArg   You say "tee hee" showing off your cute dimples.~
OthersNoArg $n shows off $s cute dimples saying, "tee hee".~
CharFound   You show off your cute dimples to $N saying, "tee hee".~
OthersFound $n shows of $s cute dimples to $N saying, "tee hee".~
VictFound   $n shows off $s cute dimples to you saying, "tee hee".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        temple~
CharNoArg   You want to do what?? And to whom??~
CharFound   You begin to rub $S temples, attempting to reduce $S stress.~
OthersFound $n begins to rub $N's temples... $E begins to relax.~
VictFound   $n begins to carefully massage your temples... Your stress melts away.~
CharAuto    You rub your temples, your patience wearing thin.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s temples, looking rather impatient.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tendril~
CharNoArg   You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n reaches up to remove a stray whisp of hair from $s eyes.~
CharFound   You gently move a stray whisp of hair from $N's eyes.~
OthersFound $n reaches up to move a stray strand of hair from $N's eyes.~
VictFound   $n gently pushes the hair from your eyes.~
CharAuto    You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersAuto  $n casually flips the hair from in front of $s eyes~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thank~
CharNoArg   Thank you too.~
CharFound   You thank $N heartily.~
OthersFound $n thanks $N heartily.~
VictFound   $n thanks you heartily.~
CharAuto    You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
OthersAuto  $n thanks $mself since you won't.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        throttle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throttle?~
CharFound   You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~
OthersFound $n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out.  THUNK!~
VictFound   $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out.  THUNK!~
CharAuto    That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
OthersAuto  $n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thwap~
CharNoArg   You swing about in vain trying to thwap someone.~
OthersNoArg $n tries in vain to thwap someone who isn't here.~
CharFound   You THWAP $N for being a moron.~
OthersFound $n THWAPS $N for being a moron.~
VictFound   $n THWAPS you for being a moron. ~
CharAuto    You thwap yourself in the forehead. You loser.~
OthersAuto  $n thwaps $mself for being a moron.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tickle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to tickle?~
CharFound   You tickle $N.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N.~
VictFound   $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
CharAuto    You tickle yourself, how funny!~
OthersAuto  $n tickles $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tingle~
CharNoArg   You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersNoArg $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
CharFound   You feel all tingly as you set your eyes upon $N!~
OthersFound $N tingles with delight as $E is graced with a smile from $n.~
VictFound   $n stares at you with a warm, tingly look on $s face! You slowly back away..~
CharAuto    You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersAuto  $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tipcap~
CharNoArg   You tip your cap to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n tips $s cap to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tip your cap to $N.~
OthersFound $n tips $s cap to $N. My how chivalrous!~
VictFound   $n tips $s cap to you. My how chivalrous!~
CharAuto    You tip your cap to yourself, hoping someone may take the hint and acknowledge your presence.~
OthersAuto  $n tips $s cap to $mself, hoping in vain to have $s presence acknowledged.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tissue~
CharNoArg   You search for a tissue.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a tissue.~
CharFound   You give $M a tissue. Awwww.~
OthersFound $n gallantly gives $N a tissue.~
VictFound   $n hands you a tissue in an attempt to ease your pain.~
CharAuto    You search for a tissue. Hope you find one quickly.~
OthersAuto  $n looks for a tissue. Poor baby :(.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tkiss~
CharNoArg   You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
CharFound   You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~
CharAuto    You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tomato~
CharNoArg   You heft a large, rotten tomato and say "Ketchup anyone?"~
OthersNoArg $n hefts a rotten tomato and wonders if you would like to come a bit closer.~
CharFound   You whip a rotten tomato at $N!~
OthersFound $n whips a rotten tomato at $N!~
VictFound   $n whips a rotten tomato at you! SPLAT!!!~
CharAuto    You toss a tomato straight up in the air.  SPLAT!!  Boy it looks like you got tomato sauce all over your face.~
OthersAuto  Look out!! $n is the wild tomato tosser everyone warned you about.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tongue~
CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out.  How juvenile of $m!~
CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $N.  How impressed $E is with you now!~
OthersFound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N, apparently thinking this will impress $M.  Whadda jerk!~
VictFound   $n sticks $s tongue out at you, apparently thinking it will impress you.  Whadda fool!~
CharAuto    You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
OthersAuto  $n sticks $s tongue out. How juveneille of $m!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        torture~
CharNoArg   You have to torture someone!~
CharFound   You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!~
OthersFound $n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~
VictFound   $n tortures you with rusty weapons!  What did you DO!?!~
CharAuto    You torture yourself with rusty weapons.  Was it good for you?~
OthersAuto  $n tortures $mself with rusty weapons.  Looks like $e enjoys it!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        touche~
CharNoArg   With a cry of 'TOUCHE!' you smite your imaginary opponent.~
OthersNoArg $n waves $s sword around in the air, doing $s Zorro impression or something.~
CharFound   You touch your sword to $S chest and say 'Touche!'~
OthersFound $n touches $s sword to $N's chest and says 'Touche!'~
VictFound   $n touches $s sword to your chest and says 'Touche!'~
CharAuto    With an amazing flourish of steel, you drive your sword into your own chest.~
OthersAuto  $n drives $s sword into $s own chest and gurgles, 'Touche..' before falling dead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tralala~
CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'tra la la'.~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'tra la la'~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'tra la la'.~
OthersFound $n croons to $N 'tra la la'.~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'tra la la'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tsk~
CharNoArg   You tsk.~
OthersNoArg $n tsks.~
CharFound   You tsk at $N.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'tsk tsk tsk'.~
VictFound   $n looks at you, shakes $s head and says 'tsk tsk tsk'.~
CharAuto    You want to tsk yourself? I don't think so.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tuck~
CharNoArg   You search in vain for someone to tuck you in.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to tuck $m in.~
CharFound   You smile at $N and tuck $M into bed.~
OthersFound $n smiles at $N and tucks $M into bed.~
VictFound   $n tucks you into bed and smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You tuck yourself into a ball and roll across the room.~
OthersAuto  $n tucks $mself into a ball and rolls across the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tummy~
CharNoArg   You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
CharFound   You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~
OthersFound $n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food.  Please?~
CharAuto    You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turkey~
CharNoArg   You stand up full and gobble like a turkey.~
OthersNoArg $n rises up and gobbles like a turkey.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think what a turkey!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks, "What a turkey!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were a big turkey. Is Thanksgiving coming?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turtle~
CharNoArg   You pull your head back into your shell.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls $s head back into $s shell.~
CharFound   You pull your head back into your shell in an effort to hide from $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls $s head back into $s head in an effort to hide from $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls $s head back into $s shell in an effort to hide from you.~
CharAuto    You want to turn into a turtle? Try building a cocoon!~
OthersAuto  $n wants to be a turtle. Perhaps $e should build a cocoon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twiddle~
CharNoArg   You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
OthersNoArg $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
CharFound   You twiddle $S ears.~
OthersFound $n twiddles $N's ears.~
VictFound   $n twiddles your ears.~
CharAuto    You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
OthersAuto  $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twitch~
CharNoArg   You twitch nervously.~
OthersNoArg $n twitches nervously.~
CharFound   Your left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
OthersFound $n begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
VictFound   $n twitches repeatedly.~
CharAuto    You twitch.~
OthersAuto  $n is twitching uncontrollably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        type~
CharNoArg   You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
OthersNoArg $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
CharFound   You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
OthersFound $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
VictFound   $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
CharAuto    You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
OthersAuto  $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ugh~
CharNoArg   You scratch your head and say, "uggghh, I should know this."~
OthersNoArg $n scratches $s head and says, "Ugggggh, I should know this."~
CharFound   You take one look at $N and run away screaming "Uggggggh!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams, "Ugggggggghhhhh!  in pure terror! ~
VictFound   $n covers $s eyes and runs off screaming, "UGGGGGH!", after looking at you.~
CharAuto    You ugh at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n catches a glimpse of $self in a mirror and screams, "UGGGGGGGGH"!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        uplift~
CharNoArg   You summon a mystical hand to provide aid.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to summon a mystical hand to do $s bidding.~
CharFound   You summon a healing hand for $N, but it backfires! A demon hand appears and begins to thrash $M about the head repeatedly!~
OthersFound $N is slapped from afar by a strange mystical hand.~
VictFound   A mystical hand appears in front of you and *THWAPS* you hard!~
CharAuto    You attempt to summon a mystical hand to do your bidding.~
OthersAuto  You watch in horror as the mystical hand is summoned by $n.  The spell backfires and the hand begins to beat $m senseless!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vbite~
CharNoArg   You bare your fangs.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s fangs and peers around nonchalantly.~
CharFound   You sensually brush $N's neck with your lips before sucking $S blood!~
OthersFound $n softly brushes $N's neck with $s lips, and then BITES!~
VictFound   $n bites your neck! Ouchhhh!~
CharAuto    Now, if you could bite your own neck..I'd worry.~
OthersAuto  $n is in danger of hurting $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        village~
CharNoArg   You know there's a village idiot in every village. Why can't you find it here?? You boggle.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for the town imbecile in vain. You notice the "Village Idiot" sign attached to $s armor.~
CharFound   You dub $N the new Village idiot.~
OthersFound $n proudly introduces $N, the Village Idiot!~
VictFound   $n has dubbed thee Village Idiot! Congratulations!~
CharAuto    Ack! You realize you're the village idiot they all talk about!~
OthersAuto  $n prances around proclaiming $mself village idiot!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waddle~
CharNoArg   You waddle around, imitating a penguin.~
OthersNoArg $n waddles around imitating a penguin.  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharFound   You waddle at $N, like a penguin!~
OthersFound $n waddles at $N like a penguin! Maybe $e will squawk next!~
VictFound   $n waddles at you like a penguin! Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharAuto    You waddle at yourself like a penguin! Feeling alright?~
OthersAuto  $n waddles at $mself like a penguin! Wonder if $e is feeling alright.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waggle~
CharNoArg   You waggle your finger at nothing! Feeling delusional?~
OthersNoArg $n waggles $s finger at nothing.  Is $e feeling ok?~
CharFound   You waggle your finger at $N.  What did $E do?~
OthersFound $n waggles $s finger at $N, for some reason.~
VictFound   $n waggles $s finger at you! What did you do?'~
CharAuto    You waggle your finger at yourself! Have you lost it?~
OthersAuto  $n waggles $s finger at $mself! $e is really gone now...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wave~
CharNoArg   You wave.~
OthersNoArg $n waves happily.~
CharFound   You wave goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n waves goodbye to $N.~
VictFound   $n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
CharAuto    Are you going on adventures as well?~
OthersAuto  $n waves goodbye to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wedgie~
CharNoArg   You give the air a wedgie??~
OthersNoArg $n gives the air a wedgie? What a weirdo!!~
CharFound   You give $N a monster wedgie! OWWWW!!!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a wedgie, run or you might be next!~
VictFound   Your leggings violently go into your butt as $n gives you a monster wedgie! OWWWW!!!~
CharAuto    You give yourself a wedgie??--Kinky!!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls $s leggings up violently! --Kinky!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weep~
CharNoArg   You weep uncontrollably. You are unconsolable.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to weep uncontrollably breaking down into a huge sobbing fit.~
CharFound   You begin to weep uncontrollably. What has $N done to make you so unconsolable?~
OthersFound $n begins to weep uncontrollably. What has $N done to make $m so unconsolable?~
VictFound   $n begins to weep uncontrollably. What have you done to $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        what~
CharNoArg   You ask, "what?"~
OthersNoArg $n asks, "what?"~
CharFound   You ask $N, "what?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N, "what?"~
VictFound   $n asks you, "what?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whee~
CharNoArg   You jump up into the air and shout, "Wheeeee!"~
OthersNoArg $n jumps up into the air and hollers, "Wheeeee!"~
CharFound   You are so happy to see $N you jump into the air and holler, "Wheeeeeee!"~
OthersFound $n is so happy to see $N that $e jumps into the air and hollers, "Wheeeeee!"~
VictFound   $n is so happy to see you that $e jumps into the air and hollers, "Wheeeeee!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        when~
CharNoArg   You ask, "when?"~
OthersNoArg $n asks, "when?"~
CharFound   You ask $N, "when?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N, "when?"~
VictFound   $n asks you, "when?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whimper~
CharNoArg   You whimper loud enough for the entire room to hear.~
OthersNoArg $n whimpers loudly.~
CharFound   You whimper in fear of $N.~
OthersFound $n whimpers in fear of $N.~
VictFound   $n whimpers in fear of you.~
CharAuto    You whimper quietly to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n whimpers quietly in the corner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whine~
CharNoArg   You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
CharFound   You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersFound $n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I..'~
VictFound   $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I...'~
CharAuto    You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersAuto  $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whistle~
CharNoArg   You whistle appreciatively.~
OthersNoArg $n whistles appreciatively.~
CharFound   You whistle at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n whistles at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        why~
CharNoArg   You look up at the heavens and cry out, "why? why? why?"~
OthersNoArg $n looks up at the heavens and cries out, "why? why? why?"~
CharFound   You ask $N, "why? why? why?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N, "why? why? why?"~
VictFound   $n asks you, "why? why? why?"~
CharAuto    You look up at the heavens and ask, "why me?"~
OthersAuto  $n looks up at the heavens and asks, "why me?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wicked~
CharNoArg   Your face lights up as you exclaim, "Wicked!"~
OthersNoArg $n's face lights up as $e exclaims, "Wicked!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim, "Wicked!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims, "Wicked!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Wicked!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wiggle~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your bottom.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s bottom.~
CharFound   You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
OthersFound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
VictFound   $n wiggles $s bottom towards you.~
CharAuto    You wiggle about like a fish.~
OthersAuto  $n wiggles about like a fish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wince~
CharNoArg   You wince.  Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n winces.  Ouch!~
CharFound   You wince at $M.~
OthersFound $n winces at $N.~
VictFound   $n winces at you.~
CharAuto    You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n winces at $mself.  Ouch!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wink~
CharNoArg   You wink suggestively.~
OthersNoArg $n winks suggestively.~
CharFound   You wink suggestively at $N.~
OthersFound $n winks at $N.~
VictFound   $n winks suggestively at you.~
CharAuto    You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~
OthersAuto  $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        witch~
CharNoArg   You announce to all that you are indeed a witch!~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is a witch. You wonder where that frog came from.~
CharFound   You whisper to $N that you are a witch. $N is afraid you will turn $M into a frog.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn $N into a frog.~
VictFound   $n informs you $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn you into a frog.~
CharAuto    You think you are a witch? Hmmm ... you could be right.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a witch and $e probably is right.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        women~
CharNoArg   You wonder why women go to the bathroom together.~
OthersNoArg $n ponders why women do the things they do.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $N and say "women, can't live with em, can't shoot em and get away with it"~
OthersFound $n tries to explain the mystery of women and the way they think to $N, with no apparant luck.~
VictFound   $n says "Bah..women, i don't understand them", to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could understand women, why do they do that??~
OthersAuto  $n tries to figure out women, get back to $m in a couple hundred years.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woof~
CharNoArg   You lift your head towards the moon and cry, "Wooooof"~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and barks, "woof!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and "woof" loudly.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N. (The asylum may be short a few clients)~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "woof, woof, woof!"~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  (The mud administrators suggest you seek professional help)~
OthersAuto  The mud administrators suggest $N seek professional help as barking is not a normal action.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woohoo~
CharNoArg   You grin and shout 'WooHoo!!!'~
OthersNoArg $n grins and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
CharFound   You grin at $N and shout 'WooHoo!!!'.~
OthersFound $n grins at $N and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
VictFound   $n grins at you and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
CharAuto    You shout 'WooHoo!!!'.~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        worship~
CharNoArg   You worship the powers that be.~
OthersNoArg $n worships the powers that be.~
CharFound   You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~
OthersFound $n prostrates $mself before $N.~
VictFound   $n believes you are all powerful.~
CharAuto    You worship yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wriggle~
CharNoArg   You wriggle your toes for all to see. Oooh! You sexy thing!~
OthersNoArg $n wriggles $s toes for all to see. Oooh! What a sexy thing!~
CharFound   You wriggle your sexy toes for $N. Ooooh! You sexy thing!~
OthersFound $n wriggles $s toes for $N. Oooh! What a sexy thing $e is!~
VictFound   $n wriggles $s toes for you. Oooh. What a sexy thing $e is!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        xena~
CharNoArg   You make like Xena and puff out your chest!~
OthersNoArg $n makes like Xena and puffs out $s chest.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yabba~
CharNoArg   You jump into the air and holler, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
OthersNoArg $n jumps up and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and holler, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yawn~
CharNoArg   You must be tired.~
OthersNoArg $n yawns.~
CharFound   You yawn widely in the middle of $S sentence.~
OthersFound $n yawns widely while $N prattles on.~
VictFound   $n yawns widely in the middle of your sentence.~
CharAuto    Even boring yourself now, eh?~
OthersAuto  $n yawns, apparently boring even $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yoga~
CharNoArg   You begin to do some yogic meditations.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to do some yogic meditations. Ooooo.~
CharFound   You begin to show $N some of your yogic flying.~
OthersFound $n begins showing $N some yogic flying techniques.~
VictFound   $n begins showing you some yogic flying techniques.~
CharAuto    You jump up in the air and begin yogic flying!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps up in the air and begins to  yoga fly around the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yoyo~
CharNoArg   You whip out a yoyo and begin to play with it.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a yoyo and begins to play with it.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think, "What a yoyo!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks, "What a yoyo!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks, "What a yoyo!"~
CharAuto    You wish you were a yoyo? Get a grip!~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e was a yoyo. $n is a nutbar!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yummy~
CharNoArg   Your rub your tummy and say "Yummy!".~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim, "Yummy!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
CharAuto    You think you are yummy? How conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is yummy. How conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        zombie~
CharNoArg   You shuffle through the room, a dazed look on your face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to log off...~
OthersNoArg $n shuffles through the room, a dazed look on $s face, gurgling randomly. Maybe it's time to logoff...~
CharFound   You eye $N hungrily, uttering the word, 'Brraaaaaiiiinnnssss...'~
OthersFound $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnns...' Hrm, maybe it's time to get outta here.~
VictFound   $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnsss...' Better leave before $e turns on you...~
CharAuto    You look into the mirror and see a hallow eyed, slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature staring back at you.~
OthersAuto  $n wanders around the room, a slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature, mumbling something about brains...~
End

#END