The rite of appeasement of Shub-Internet:
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	Being the ritual whereby ones network throughput can be dramatically
increased through the use of the grand magickal ceremonie.

	Ingredients:
		> virgin CS undergrad (not hard to find)
		> a sharp stick
		> 2 large mushroom pizzas
		> a six pack of ORIGINAL coke classic (very hard to find)

	Ritual:
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	(celebrant is described here as actor, sacrifice is described herein
	as data)

label 10:
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Actor:	[holding coke in left hand, slice of pizza in right]
	"Hear our plea! Hear our plea!"

Data:	"WTF?"

Actor:	[bites pizza]
	"Ia! Ia! Shub-internet! Router of a thousand routes! Gateway of
	gateways!!"
	[sips coke]
	"Take this our sacrifice!!"
	[seize sharp stick and point it at Data]

Data:	"Eh?"
	[eyes pizza]

Actor:	"Ia! Ai! Shub-internet! ThruPut THRUPUT [shout] THRUPUT!!!!"
	[pokes Data with sharp stick]

Data:	"Owie!"

	<GOTO 10;>