14 Oct, 2010, Runter wrote in the 2nd comment:
Reminds me of the final fantasy ten blitzball minigame.
Random Picks
Sample:
A duck stops your progress! Hes tall, and hes dressed in something
that looks a little bit like a sailor costume.
What would you like to do?
> examine duck
It looks kind of like a cartoon duck. It has a big yellow "O" on its chest.
It looks like it might be able to cast some sort of blind spell,
but it left the components at home.
> attack
You have scored!
> attack
You have recovered an onside kick!
> attack
You have scored!
Theres lightning in the area. The game has been suspended.
The game has resumed. Oregon has initiative.
> defend zone read
Your defensive end is unblocked. Oregon has gained 14 yards!
> defend zone read
Your defensive end is unblocked. Oregon has gained -2 yards!
> defend zone read
Your defensive tackle is unblocked. Oregon has scored.
> defend zone read
Your defensive end is unblocked. Oregon has gained 7 yards!
> defend zone read
Your defensive tackle is unblocked. Oregon has gained -3 yards!
> defend zone read
Your defensive end is unblocked, but surprise! Its a bubble screen. Oregon has scored.
> quit
unrecognized command
> fast-forward
The game has ended. Oregon has won.
> score
You don't want to know.
> score
You still don't want to know.
> score
Fine. 48-13.
> yikes
What'd I tell you?
> skip Saturday
Looks like you're in Knoxville.
You encounter a young dragon!
> say "Trogdor? Is that you?"
What is this, 2005? Come on.
> examine dragon
Although most dragons are dangerous, this one doesn't seem that bad.
Maybe it's because you don't have a sword.
> name dragon
What would you like to name the dragon?
> name dragon Grundle
The dragon's name is now Grundle.