Your combination punch misses a twinkie.
Your haymaker tickles the world for 468hp.
Your fist blow misses a fortune cookie.
Your haymaker misses Bubba.
Your haymaker misses the wind.
Your sucker punch misses your alter ego.
Your fist blow tickles a voice in your head for 413hp.
You dodge a voice in your head's attack.
Your fist blow misses the ground.
Your sucker punch misses a white rabbit.
Your shadow trips you and you go down!
You dodge your index finger's attack.
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