>greet_prog 80~ if ispc($n) beg $n say Spare some gold? endif ~ >bribe_prog 10000~ dance $n french $n ~ >bribe_prog 1000~ say Oh my GOD! Thank you! Thank you! french $n ~ >bribe_prog 100~ say Wow! Thank you! Thank you! ~ >bribe_prog 1~ thank $n ~ >fight_prog 20~ say Help! Please somebody help me! if rand(50) say Ouch! else say I'm bleeding. endif ~ >death_prog 50~ if rand(50) mpechoaround $i $I says 'Now I go to a better place.' else mpechoaround $i $I says 'Forgive me God for I have sinned...' endif ~ |