#30300 Dorm Room~ This dorm room seems to be unoccupied at the moment. The same furniture is in this room as any other dorm room, a desk, bed, and exit... This time to the south. ~ 303 ad 2 D2 The hallway lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30299 E credits info~ See zone description room for Campus. Zone 303 is linked to the following zones: 302 Campus at 30300 (south) ---> 30299 302 Campus at 30301 (west ) ---> 30299 302 Campus at 30302 (north) ---> 30296 302 Campus at 30312 (down ) ---> 30295 301 Campus at 30320 (west ) ---> 30130 301 Campus at 30324 (east ) ---> 30130 301 Campus at 30325 (north) ---> 30130 ~ S #30301 The Animal Cage~ This room certainly does not resemble a regular dorm room, as it has been completely renovated and then altered and then renovated again. It now contains bars hanging from the ceiling and where the desk should be, according to the layout of every other room you have seen here at least, stands a large water bottle structure similar to the ones used in modern day hamster and gerbil cages. The only exit is to the west. Just as you finish looking around, your eye spots a SEP. ~ 303 ad 4 D3 Thank Bob, the hallway is still to the west of here. ~ ~ 0 -1 30299 E sep~ This is Someone Else's Problem. The only way that you are able to spot it is by jumping around and looking like an idiot as you try and avert your eyes so that it can be seen. Unfortunately, seeing it doesn't help. It looks like some sort of Italian Bistro... Rather strange actually. ~ E bars bar ceiling~ The bars hanging from the ceiling look quite sturdy and it looks like you could swing on them rather easily... If you were coordinated that is. ~ S #30302 Hallway~ This hallway grinds to a halt here. The main reason it halts is because there is a room to the south and a door to the east. The hallway grinds to a start when you move northwards though. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 The hallway starts here and runs northwards. You'd better catch it before it gets away. *Groan* ~ ~ 0 -1 30296 D1 There is a door blocking you view of the stairs behind it. ~ door~ 2 30142 30306 D2 There is a small dorm room to your south. The martian standing on your shoulder looks to his south and sees a very nice blank wall in front of it. ~ ~ 0 -1 30303 E erp! erp~ Get it... Elephants Ride Porcupines! ... ERP! ~ E martian~ It's just a joke, you are supposed to smile at the obscure gag hidden in it. It's almost like saying the Elephants Ride Porcupines! ~ S #30303 Smithville~ This room is a replica of Smithville. In a really, really small form that is. You didn't think we could get the entire town in one room do you? Think about it... You'd try to buy something from one shopkeeper and the other four would say that they don't have that item. The logistics just don't work on these magnitudes, with more rooms maybe, but definitely not one room. There is an exit to the north. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 This leads back to the hallway out of this stupidity. ~ ~ 0 -1 30302 E smithville town~ The town is rather accurately portrayed here... Wait are those really people moving down there? ~ S #30304 Ledge~ This ledge looks rather precarious. You do get a nice view of the roof below you though... About 60 feet below you that is. If you go north, you can escape back to the real world (the balcony at least, just type exit to see where you end up if you go down). ~ 303 0 4 D0 The salvation of the balcony is directly to the north. All it needs is for you to press N and then RETURN. ~ ~ 0 -1 30311 D5 You have to type EXIT to see what is this way, no cheating allowed. ~ ~ 0 -1 30305 E roof~ It sure is a long way down... Look at the neat things on it though, you can almost reach one... Wait... EEEEK!!! You almost let go and fell down to .... Type EXIT to see what you almost fell to. ~ S #30305 A Really Bad, Evil, And Nasty Deathtrap~ The name says it all, doesn't it? ~ 303 cd 0 E deathtrap~ It's designed to kill, so if you are reading this, either you have avoided it somehow or you are an immortal or something. ~ S T 30300 #30306 Really Narrow Stairwell, Part I~ This stairwell is just wide enough for one person at a time. If I knew how to make it so that characters could only attack a creature one at a time, I just might do so... But I didn't so feel lucky. It is quite a tight fit trying to navigate the stairs though. The fact that there is an exit to the west blocked by a door doesn't help. The fact that the only other way out is to go up. Not coincidentally, that doesn't help either. ~ 303 acd 5 D3 This is blocked by a door. Unless you opened it already, which is pretty likely. ~ door~ 2 30142 30302 D4 The really narrow stairs lead up. They are so narrow, that you have no idea what you are headed into. ~ ~ 0 -1 30307 S #30307 Really Narrow Stairwell, Part II~ The Stairwell's Revenge. Now there is an exit to the west and one down. ~ 303 acd 5 D3 This leads to a nice entrance hall. ~ ~ 0 -1 30308 D5 This leads down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30306 E stairwell~ The Stairwells' Revenge... Montezuma's Revenge. ~ S #30308 Entry Hall~ This hall is so muddy, you can instantly tell that it is the equivalent of a mudroom. That is, you remove the mud from your footwear here. The hall continues to the west into a nice, clean room and to the east to a stairwell. ~ 303 ad 3 D1 The dreaded stairwell is here. ~ ~ 0 -1 30307 D3 The room to the west seems to be a living room. ~ ~ 0 -1 30309 E mudroom~ Bad pun, Eh? ~ S #30309 Living Room~ This room seems to be the hub of this apartment which must below to whoever is roaming the apartment... Have you seen it yet? There is opulent furniture furnishing the room, such as a rocking chair, a coffee table, and a couch. All of the furnishings are decorated in a somewhat flowery style. You can leave this room by going east to the entrance hall or south to the bedroom. ~ 303 d 2 D1 The entrance hall is directly to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30308 D2 The bedroom is to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30310 E couch rocking chair~ The flowery pattern makes you recoil in disgust, but other than that it seems to be a normal piece of furniture. ~ E coffee table~ As you look at the coffee table, you notice a copy of the really rude Madonna book... No wait, that was just censored by the Builders. We are allowing none of that smut here. You are disgusted by the flowery pattern on the table. ~ S #30310 Bedroom~ This is the place you've been waiting for. The bedroom. There are standard bedroom furnishings here, a bed (obviously), a night-table, and a dresser. There are exits to the north and to the balcony to the east. ~ 303 d 2 D0 The living room is to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30309 D1 The balcony is to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30311 E dresser~ Too bad none of the clothes in here fit you at all. ~ E night-table~ The night-table is like any ordinary night-table, one drawer and a big open space underneath. The thing that makes it different is that the drawer is empty and the top and empty space are just that. Empty. ~ E bed~ You feel sleepy as you look towards this, maybe ... Nope, none of those thoughts here! ~ S #30311 Balcony~ From this balcony you can see a marvellous countryside. Cows, horses, cats, dogs, frgos, and pigs fill the countryside. Unfortunately, the countryside does not resemble the real countryside, so you aren't sure what you are seeing exactly. Must be an illusion. Anyways, there is an exit back to the bedroom in the west wall. ~ 303 c 2 D2 This leads to a thin ledge. ~ ~ 0 -1 30304 D3 This leads back to a bedroom. ~ ~ 0 -1 30310 E frgos~ No, this isn't a spelling mistake! It's just a neat little creature that you have never seen before and will probably never see again after this. After all, this is an illusion, or something, isn't it? ~ E dogs cats cat dog~ These seem to be ordinary domesticated animals. Again, you aren't sure why they are where they are. ~ E cows horses pigs pig cow horse~ These are normal farm animals. You aren't quite sure what farm they are on though. ~ S #30312 Hallway Junction~ This hallway leads north and south and there is a stairwell in the east wall. There is a sign on the wall. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 The hallway continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30313 D2 There is a room to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30319 D5 The stairwell leads down to the lobby. ~ ~ 0 -1 30295 E sign~ The sign states: The Campus Party is Here!! Vote for the Campus Party, Supporting our Beliefs!!! ~ S #30313 Hallway~ The hallway turns west-south here and there is an opening to the north. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 There is a room to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30314 D2 The hallway continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30312 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30315 S #30314 The V.P.'s Room~ This is the room of the Vice President of Leonard Hall. The walls are liberally plastered with pictures of boats and snow. On the north side of the room, you can see a large collection of CDs and Cassettes... Exam time must be coming up soon. On the east wall sits a large computer with lots of neat accessories. The only exit is to the south. ~ 303 ad 2 D2 The hallway leads away from here to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30313 E pictures snow boats walls~ The pictures cover the walls completely and you find it difficult to see any of the wall whatsoever between the pictures of snowscapes that you don't recognize and boats that you would love to own. ~ E cds cd cassettes cassette~ There is a large variety of music represented here... Everything from african tribal music to the latest from Neil Young. ~ E computer accessories~ This is so large and incomprehensible that you simply do not understand it. ~ S #30315 Hallway~ This hallway leads east and has an opening to the north and one to the west and one to the south. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 Bubbles seem to be coming from the northern entrance. ~ ~ 0 -1 30316 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30313 D2 There is a room to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30318 D3 There is also a room to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30317 S #30316 Bubble Land~ This room (if it can be called that) is filled with large, pink bubbles. There is only one exit... To the south (you think). With all the bubbles you can't see anything else in the room. ~ 303 ad 5 D2 You think the hallway lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30315 E bubbles bubble~ All you can see in this room are large, pink bubbles. As you reach out to touch one *pop* ... Well maybe not. ~ S #30317 C.S.E.~ This is the headquarters of the Campus Stock Exchange. You can tell just by looking around since the room is lavishly decorated with stock certificates and the fact that other than that the room is completely empty of furniture, but wait, that pizza box in the corner seems to be acting as a table of sorts with all the newspapers supporting it. There is an exit to the east. ~ 303 ad 2 D1 The hallway extends to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30315 E news newspapers~ It's only the business sections, and they are old. Type NEWS for a more updated edition. ~ E pizza box~ It's about 3 weeks old and seems to be growing mould.... Yech. ~ E furniture~ There isn't any furniture, unless you plan on marketing that mouldy pizza box as the table of the future. ~ E stock certificates~ They all seem to be immensely valuable but with your awful luck, you can't seem to pry any of them from the walls. ~ S #30318 Lennon's Shrine~ This room is a shrine to the immortalized John Lennon (well, immortalized in this room at least). There are posters of John all over the walls as well as a few of the other Beatles... Wait you don't see any of Paul... Strange. There is only one exit, the one to the north. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 The hallway is directly to your north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30315 E paul~ Wait... There's one of Paul... See it? The one with all the darts stuck in it. ~ E posters john lennon beatles~ The majority of the posters in this room deal with John Lennon but there are a few of Ringo and George also. ~ S #30319 Common Room~ This is the common room of the floor. It is decorated the way every common room in a residence is decorated, with a fridge, stove and of course a TV. Unfortunately, there does not seem to be any couches or chairs in the room. There is an exit to the north and a door on the east wall with no doorknob. ~ 303 ad 2 D0 The hallway leads to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30312 D1 The door seems to be permanently closed and there does not seem to be a way through. ~ door~ 2 0 -1 E chair chairs couch couches~ You don't see any such thing. Read the description. ~ E fridge stove tv~ These are all the regular appliances you would expect to find in a room of this magnitude. ~ E door~ The door seems to be permanently closed and there does not seem to be a way through. ~ S #30320 Hallway~ The hallway curves around slightly so that you can't quite see what is to the west and east. The sound of snoring denotes a lecture hall to the south. ~ 303 d 2 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30321 D2 An opening to the south brings you to Lecture hall "B". ~ ~ 0 -1 30326 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30130 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30321 Hallway~ The hallway curves around slightly so that you can't quite see what is to the west and east. The sound of snoring denotes a lecture hall to the south. ~ 303 d 2 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30322 D2 An opening to the south brings you to Lecture hall "A". ~ ~ 0 -1 30327 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30320 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30322 Hallway~ The hallway curves around slightly so that you can't quite see what is to the west and east. There is an extraneous exit to the north. ~ 303 d 2 D0 To the north you see... the centre of the building? ~ ~ 0 -1 30325 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30323 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30321 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30323 Hallway~ The hallway curves around slightly so that you can't quite see what is to the est and east. The sound of snoring denotes a lecture hall to the south. ~ 303 d 2 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30324 D2 An opening to the south brings you to Lecture hall "D". ~ ~ 0 -1 30328 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30322 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30324 Hallway~ The hallway curves around slightly so that you can't quite see what is to the west and east. The sound of snoring denotes a lecture hall to the south. ~ 303 d 2 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30130 D2 An opening to the south brings you to Lecture hall "C". ~ ~ 0 -1 30329 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30323 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30325 An Odd Circular Room~ A small circular room sits in the centre of the building. There are exits to the north and south. ~ 303 d 1 D0 The entrance can been seen to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30130 D2 Another hallway can be seen to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30322 E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30326 Lecture Hall "B"~ The lecture hall is comprised of almost two dozen rows of uncomfortable seats with small tables bolted to them. As soon as you enter the room, you get a very sleepy feeling... ~ 303 d 0 D0 Well, it's the hallway you entered from... Or is it? ~ ~ 0 -1 30320 E letter number lettering numbering order~ You aren't too sure that there is an order to the lettering scheme. ~ E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30327 Lecture Hall "A"~ The lecture hall is comprised of almost two dozen rows of uncomfortable seats with small tables bolted to them. As soon as you enter the room, you get a very sleepy feeling... ~ 303 d 0 D0 Well, it's the hallway you entered from... Or is it? ~ ~ 0 -1 30321 E letter number lettering numbering order~ You aren't too sure that there is an order to the lettering scheme. ~ E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30328 Lecture Hall "D"~ The lecture hall is comprised of almost two dozen rows of uncomfortable seats with small tables bolted to them. As soon as you enter the room, you get a very sleepy feeling... ~ 303 d 0 D0 Well, it's the hallway you entered from... Or is it? ~ ~ 0 -1 30323 E letter number lettering numbering order~ You aren't too sure that there is an order to the lettering scheme. ~ E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30329 Lecture Hall "C"~ The lecture hall is comprised of almost two dozen rows of uncomfortable seats with small tables bolted to them. As soon as you enter the room, you get a very sleepy feeling... ~ 303 d 0 D0 Well, it's the hallway you entered from... Or is it? ~ ~ 0 -1 30324 E letter number lettering numbering order~ You aren't too sure that there is an order to the lettering scheme. ~ E round circle circular curves curve~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30330 Hallway~ This hallway leads through the darkness... There seems to be some sort of conveyer belt under your feet, and you can see glinting objects ahead, and the way back east seems to have disappeared. The pictures on the walls make you feel extremely comfortable. ~ 303 acd 1 D1 There isn't an exit in this direction, so don't even bother trying to go this way. ~ ~ 0 -1 -1 D3 The hallway continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30331 E wall walls pictures picture~ The pictures on the wall make up a large mural depicting Mediterranean scenery and make you feel extraordinarily comfortable. ~ S #30331 Abattoir~ The walls of this room are covered with rotating knives and seem to be heavily soundproofed. There are chutes evenly spaced along the floor where it meets the wall, and there are several suction devices designed to suck your mangled flesh away.... Wait a minute.... This must be a Death Trap... And so it is! But, the system seems to work well, as the rotating knives cut you up into tiny little pieces of flesh and your blood drains down the chutes, and the suction devices casually suck what's left of your mangled flesh away.... ~ 303 d 0 D1 Why even look...it won't halt the mangling? ~ ~ 0 -1 30330 E monty python~ This section of the area was designed in accordance with Monty Python guidelines in mind... Thanx to Monty Python for their infamous "Architect's Sketch". ~ S $~