CircleMUD v3.0 Shop File~ #27500~ 350 352 -1 1.05 0.15 2 -1 %s Terribly sorry, I don't have one of those, but I have a poem about one. Would you like to hear it?~ %s Don't you know Goethe knows all? Sell me something you have.~ %s Get a clue! Try the store next door. Non-poets can't stand them.~ %s I've spent all my money to feed all the hungry artists in the world. I can't afford that.~ %s Sorry, you can't afford that, but you can afford a copy of 'Goethe: the poet's early years' (autographed version).~ %s That will cost you %d coins. And with that fine purchase you recieve a free copy of 'Goethe: Mere Genius or God.'~ %s Money is but transient ether. I will buy it for %d coins.~ 0 6 27500 0 27581 -1 0 28 0 0 #27501~ 4103 6106 -1 1.20 0.05 4 10 -1 %s I beg your pardon sir, but I do not seem to have that right now.~ %s I see no such item on your person kind sir.~ %s Sorry, sir, but I do not buy anything of that sort.~ %s Sorry, but I do not seem to be in a position to buy that item.~ %s I do not mean to be rude, but you cannot afford that item.~ %s Kind sir, that will be %d coins and thank you for your patronage.~ %s Oh, thank you for the opportunity to buy from you.~ 0 6 27501 0 27513 -1 0 28 0 0 #27502~ 332 351 353 354 -1 1.05 0.15 3 4 15 0 0 -1 %s I don't have that item...better try again sometime later.~ %s I might be old, but I'm not stupid. You don't have that item.~ %s I have no interest in anything like that, go try somewhere else.~ %s Sorry, but buying that item would put me over my budget.~ %s Come back after you get a job to earn some money to buy that!~ %s That will be %d coins.~ %s Thank you for helping enlarge my collection, here are %d coins.~ 0 6 27502 0 27568 -1 0 28 0 0 #27510~ 300 301 302 -1 2.00 0.01 -1 %s Oops, I forgot to order more, please don't tell Sam.~ %s I might be from Indiana, but you can't put a cow in my lap!~ %s HA HA, now why would I want something like that?~ %s Everytime Sam goes on a date, he leaves me with no money to buy anything!~ %s Sorry, but only Mr. Peterson's allowed to run up a tab anymore.~ %s That will be %d coins.~ %s Here are %d coins, wait until Sam hears about what I bought.~ 0 6 27510 0 27583 -1 0 28 0 0 #27558~ 27503 27504 27505 27506 27528 27507 27514 27529 -1 2.00 0.10 5 9 16 18 21 -1 %s Sorry, but that item hasn't been unloaded from the trucks yet.~ %s Like, stop wasting my time with things you don't have!~ %s You can't return something that you can't buy here!~ %s Sorry, the store's going through financial difficulties now.~ %s Look, I've got better things to do than talking to dead beats!~ %s That will be %d coins, thank you and come again!~ %s Here is your %d coins for your item.~ 0 6 27558 0 27597 -1 0 28 0 0 #27562~ 27516 27521 310 -1 2.00 0.01 -1 %s Sorry, I don't have that right now.~ %s What the hell's wrong with you, boy...you blind?!~ %s This is a fish store...you can't expect me to buy that!~ %s Sorry, business is bad, so I can't buy that right now.~ %s If you want that, you'd better come back with some money.~ %s That will be %d coins.~ %s Here are %d coins.~ 0 6 27562 0 27507 -1 0 28 0 0 #27563~ 27510 27511 27519 322 324 320 321 323 325 -1 2.00 0.10 5 -1 %s What are you, blind? Can't you see I don't have that right now?!~ %s Do you think I'm blind!? Get out of here, you con artist!~ %s I don't buy that sh*t!~ %s Sorry, but all my money went into bailing me out of jail!~ %s Get out of here, you no good bum, come back when you get some money!~ %s Pssst, I'll let you have it for %d coins.~ %s You got yourself a deal.~ 0 6 27563 0 27517 -1 0 28 0 0 #27564~ 27520 27521 27522 27526 27527 27523 27524 27525 -1 2.00 0.50 -1 %s Yrros, ew era tuo fo taht thgir won.~ %s Ouy tog ot eb gniddik, ouy t'nod evah taht meti.~ %s Ew od ton yub gnihtyna tuohtiw tpiecer, hcihw ew t'nod evig.~ %s I t'nod yub yna smeti, os ti t'nseod rettam taht m'I ekorb!~ %s Ouy dlouhs peek retteb kcart to ruoy yenom esuac' ruoy ekorb!~ %s Taht lliw eb %d snioc.~ %s S'taht elbissopmi esuac' I t'nod yub gnihtyna.~ 0 6 27564 0 27518 -1 0 28 0 0 #27576~ 3061 361 -1 2.00 0.50 22 -1 %s I don't have that! Try list!~ %s Show me one and I'll buy it! You don't have one!~ %s Sorry, that thing doesn't look like it floats too well!~ %s That's such a fine vessel... too bad, I can't afford it.~ %s Har! No free rides here! Come back when you have more money!~ %s That'll be %d coins, matie. Happy sailing.~ %s I'll give you %d coins for that fine craft.~ 0 6 27576 0 27501 -1 0 28 0 0 #27577~ 340 341 342 343 344 346 370 371 375 376 380 381 385 386 -1 2.00 0.50 9 -1 %s Haven't got that on storage -- try list!~ %s You don't seem to have that.~ %s I only buy armors.. Go away!~ %s That is too expensive for me - Try a wizard!~ %s You can't afford it!~ %s That'll be %d coins, please.~ %s You'll get %d coins for it!~ 0 6 27577 0 27567 -1 0 28 0 0 #27579~ 25620 26114 27531 30821 -1 2.00 0.50 -1 %s Sorry, I don't have that -- try list!~ %s I don't buy!~ %s I don't buy!~ %s I don't buy!~ %s Friend, you don't seem to have enough money for that.~ %s That'll be %d coins.~ %s Here, you can have %d coins for that.~ 0 6 27579 0 27512 -1 0 28 0 0 $~