#29801 lag beast~ the lag beast~ The big, ugly lag beast is standing here sizing you up. ~ Ick... What a disgusting creature! It is black and green and slimy and it is drooling everywhere... Looks mean too. ~ bcd 0 -750 E 5 19 7 1d1+50 1d2+0 50 2500 8 8 0 E #29802 lag monster~ the lag monster~ The lag monster stands here looking confused. Kill him! Kill him! ~ What an odd looking little beast. He looks harmless, but you never can tell. He is only about 4 feet tall, but he pretty muscular looking... Maybe you should ask if he needs help? Nah... Kill him. ~ cdg 0 0 E 2 20 8 0d0+20 1d2+0 20 400 8 8 1 E #29803 lag baby~ the baby lag~ Someone's little pet lag has gotten loose, and is sniffing about here. ~ Awwww... How cute! A little baby lag. He's about 3 feet long and you just want to cuddle him to death... No, you really want to kill him to tell the truth. But, remember, even a little lag can be a big problem. ~ dg 0 100 E 4 19 7 0d0+40 1d2+0 40 1600 8 8 1 E #29804 keeper lag monster~ the lag Guard~ The lag Guard is here wondering where that lag went. ~ The Guard also had the job of taking care of the court jester's pet lag, but he doesn't seem to be doing a good job of it. He looks at you and says, 'Have you seen that lag? Master will have my head if I don't find him. ' ~ bd 0 0 E 3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0 30 900 8 8 1 E #29805 court jester~ the court jester~ The court jester is here trying to make something. ~ He is a funny looking, furry little dude. He looks really busy trying to mix up a batch of something or other. ~ bd 0 0 E 5 19 7 1d1+50 1d2+0 50 2500 8 8 0 E #29806 crawler creepy lag thing~ the creepy lag crawler~ A creepy little crawling lag thing is scuttling along the floor at your feet. ~ Yuck! If they'd ever clean this place maybe it wouldn't attract vermin like this disgusting, little, six-legged, brown bug. ~ dg 0 -250 E 1 20 9 0d0+10 1d2+0 10 100 8 8 0 E #29807 lag zombie~ the zombiefied lag~ A VERY gaunt looking lag... it looks like a zombie! ~ This guy has been lost in here too long... It is more zombie than man now. You would feel sorry for it, but it is moving in to attack! ~ cdfg 0 -500 E 4 19 7 0d0+40 1d2+0 40 1600 8 8 0 E #29808 quasit imp lag thing~ the quasit lag~ A funny little imp-like lag thing (a quasit perhaps?) is sneaking about here. ~ Little green, vaguely humoniod shaped creature, with a long pointed tail. It is hard to say because before you ever get a good look at it, it darts back into the shadows. ~ cdfgh 0 -800 E 3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0 30 900 8 8 1 E #29809 great lag monster~ the Great Lag Monster~ The Great Lag Monster is wondering just what you'll taste like. ~ A massive man, with the head of a bull. He looks as strong as bull too, but not nearly as smart. Actually, now that you consider it... He looks a heck of a lot meaner than any bull you have ever seen... And he is coming this way! ~ dgjk 0 -1000 E 7 18 5 1d1+70 1d2+1 70 4900 8 8 1 E #29810 spectre lag ghost~ the dark spectre~ The dark spectre is lurking in the shadows. ~ The soul of a long since passed on adventurer... It lurks here waiting for a chance to bring death to any who cross its path. ~ bdgl bdt -850 E 6 18 6 1d1+60 1d2+1 60 3600 8 8 0 E #29811 annoying lag jerk~ the annoying lag~ A lag is here annoying the hell out of you. ~ What a jerk! He won't shut up, and he keeps making the most irritating comments about everything. Better silence him with cold, tempered steel MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ~ cdg 0 -500 E 2 20 8 0d0+20 1d2+0 20 400 8 8 1 E #29812 clueless lag moron~ clueless lag~ A lag is here looking terribly confused. ~ What a moron! Every question that is answered in the help files, he will ask and he will probably ask 2 or 3 times too. This guy just doesn't get it, best put him out of his misery. ~ cdg 0 0 E 1 20 9 0d0+10 1d2+0 10 100 8 8 1 E #29813 lag talkative~ the talkative lag~ A lag is here talking a lot. ~ Well, at least this gal seems pretty cool. Talks a lot, but she's a friendly, interesting sort. Seems to have a clue what she's doing also, unlike some others you might see. ~ dg 0 100 E 3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0 30 900 8 8 2 E #29814 lag lost~ the lost lag~ A lag is here wandering about aimlessly. ~ Hmmm... Looks like he has been around a while, but he wandered a little too far from home this time. Don't think he knows quite where he is, maybe you should help him out? ~ dg 0 300 E 4 19 7 0d0+40 1d2+0 40 1600 8 8 1 E #29815 lag smart~ the smart lag~ A lag is here, and he looks quite sure of himself. ~ Here is a guy who has it all together. Nice equipment too, must have read the help files, Eh? ~ cdg 0 500 E 5 19 7 1d1+50 1d2+0 50 2500 8 8 1 E #29816 gateguard~ a Gateguard~ You see a Gateguard standing here waiting for orders. ~ The Gate Guard looks quite like a small knight without his powerful steed. His armor is shiny and black. He stands ready to give his life for the Crown. ~ dg d -400 E 6 18 6 1d1+60 1d2+1 60 3600 8 8 1 E #29817 royalty guard~ the Royalty Guard~ You see a very large Royalty Guard. ~ The Royalty Guard is a very large man. Just from the looks of Him, this could very well be your doom should you tangle with him! ~ cdefglp d -600 E 27 11 -6 5d5+270 4d4+4 270 72900 8 8 0 E #29818 black knight~ a Black Knight~ Here stands a magnificent Knight of the dark realm. ~ The Black Knight is here, riding his ebony black war horse. His eyes flash behind his visor in vengence. ~ cdefgl d -400 E 18 14 0 3d3+180 3d3+3 180 32400 8 8 0 E #29819 white knight~ a White Knight~ Here stands a magnificent knight of the light realm. ~ The White Knight is here, riding his ivory white war horse. His eyes gleam behind his visor in joy. ~ cdefgl d 400 E 18 14 0 3d3+180 3d3+3 180 32400 8 8 0 E #29820 dungeon master~ the Dungeon Master~ A Dungeon Master stands here. ~ The Dungeon Master seems willing to help you straight into your grave so he can bless you properly. ~ bcdefgl d -500 E 24 12 -4 4d4+240 4d4+4 240 57600 8 8 0 E #29821 queen~ the Queen of the Castle of Desire~ The Queen of the Castle of Desire stands here. ~ The Queen is a strikingly beautiful woman with pale skin and a mass of dark hair that crowns her head like a black cloud. If looks could kill, you would already be dead. ~ bcdefgl dh -750 E 30 10 -8 6d6+300 5d5+5 300 90000 8 8 0 E #29822 king~ the King of the Castle of Desire~ The King of the Castle of Desire stands here. ~ The King is a menacing figure. You can easily understand why he is the king and you are not. ~ bcdefgl dh -999 E 30 10 -8 6d6+300 5d5+5 300 90000 8 8 0 E $