#25400 villager man~ the villager~ A man is here, going about whatever business Mordecai has set him to. ~ The villager looks quite like any other man you might meet on any other street in any other town. ~ cdg 0 -200 E 6 18 6 1d1+60 1d2+1 60 3600 8 8 1 E #25401 skinny woman villager~ the skinny woman~ A skinny woman stands here. She is pale, sickly and generally pathetic to see. ~ The woman would probably be quite a hotty if not for her ribs showing through the flimsy fabric of her grubby, raggety dress. ~ cdg 0 400 E 6 18 6 1d1+60 1d2+1 60 3600 8 8 2 BareHandAttack: 8 E #25402 lieutenant caspan caspan soldier~ Lieutenant Caspan~ Caspan recognizes you as an intruder immediately and attacks! ~ Strong, tall, and mean as hell, this man could probably tear you limb from limb. ~ bdflpqr d -600 E 29 11 -7 5d5+290 4d4+4 290 84100 8 8 1 BareHandAttack: 3 E #25403 penelope penelope~ Penelope~ Penelope stands here, looking beautiful as a Goddess. ~ Slighty plump, but all in the right places, Penelope looks as if she knows a trick or two with the fellas. ~ bdpqr 0 600 E 15 15 1 3d3+150 2d2+2 150 22500 8 8 2 E #25404 soldier mordecai~ the soldier~ One of Mordecai's soldiers marches by, intent on his duties. ~ Dressed in matching rags, these soldiers present a pitiful ragtag bunch. ~ bdlm 0 -400 E 18 14 0 3d3+180 3d3+3 180 32400 8 8 1 E #25405 little village whore~ the little whore~ A poor twelve year old girl is here, offering herself to all men in the village. ~ The girl looks worn and beaten. Perhaps you should have pity on her? Certainly, her way of life has been ordered by Mordecai. ~ dg s -50 E 8 18 5 1d1+80 1d2+1 80 6400 8 8 2 E #25406 pale child chanker~ the chanker ridden child~ A child covered in nasty chankers trudges past. ~ The child, dressed in the dirtiest of rags, looks up at you through his pussy eyes, and smiles a toothless smile. ~ dgh s -50 E 8 18 5 1d1+80 1d2+1 80 6400 8 8 1 E #25407 pregnant woman~ the pregnant woman~ A pregnant woman sits here, eating a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. ~ The woman looks at you with hope and asks, "Got any ice cream?!? " ~ bd 0 500 E 12 16 2 2d2+120 2d2+2 120 14400 6 6 2 BareHandAttack: 10 E #25408 three legged dog~ the three legged dog~ A three legged dog limps by you. ~ This flea-bitten, beaten-half-to-death-every-day-of-its-life dog looks sadly at you and then continues limping along. ~ dg 0 0 E 2 20 8 0d0+20 1d2+0 20 400 8 8 0 BareHandAttack: 4 E #25409 hag toothless~ a toothless hag~ A toothless hag lays here, smiling big, trying to look appealing. ~ As the hag notices your interest, her smile gets wider. She turns slowly onto her back, spreads her legs and raises a suggestive eyebrow. ~ bd 0 0 E 10 17 4 2d2+100 1d2+1 100 10000 6 6 2 E #25410 mordecai mordecai~ Mordecai~ Mordecai stand before you; proud, defiant... and dirty. ~ Mordecai is a menacing figure. A true Lord of Grubs. ~ bcdefl dh -999 E 30 10 -8 6d6+300 5d5+5 300 90000 8 8 1 E #25411 wandering chicken~ the chicken~ A chicken wanders by you, no concerns in life but to cluck. ~ Sometimes you wonder if life would be better as a chicken. ~ dg 0 0 E 3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0 30 900 8 8 0 E #25412 woman filthy shitting~ a squatting woman~ A woman is here, squatting over a hole in the ground. ~ The woman seems only slightly upset to see you here as she tries to shit. You sense she is having a tough time with her business. ~ bdl 0 0 E 4 19 7 0d0+40 1d2+0 40 1600 8 8 2 BareHandAttack: 13 E #25413 bastard sneaky~ the sneaky little bastard~ A sneaky little bastard is here, counting his coins. ~ The grubby hands and shifty eyes give this little brat the look of a criminal. He's rooting through his purse inspecting his loot. Perhaps some of it came from yours. ~ cdgh s 0 E 10 17 4 2d2+100 1d2+1 100 10000 8 8 1 E #25414 man old~ the grouchy old man~ A grouchy old man is here, complaining about the weather. ~ What crawled up this guys arse? ~ dgln 0 -200 E 15 15 1 3d3+150 2d2+2 150 22500 8 8 1 E $