#/daemons/soul_d.c
messages ([])
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A fucking democracy?!",]),"gofigure":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"Go figure!\"",]),"rodneyking":(["":"$N $vnote, \"I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King!\"",]),"fbi":(["LIV":"$N $vreport $t to the FBI's crack Anti-Pinging Unit.",]),"plick":(["LIV":({"$N $vgive $t a passionate licking.  $N $vfeel like $n could $vdo this forever.","$N $vgive $t a passionate licking.","$N $vgive $t a passionate licking.  $T $v1wish it would go on forever.",}),]),"whip":(["":"You hear the sound of a whip snapping in the background.","LIV":"Dressed in crotchless leather, $n $vcrack $p whip on $p1 exposed back.","LIV STR":"Dressed in $o, $n $vcrack $p whip on $p1 exposed back.",]),"fbogleg":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Fucking Bogleg!\"",]),"sgfibfbog":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Super Giga Fucking 'I've been forced' Bog!\"",]),"rumble":(["LIV LIV":"$N $vpunch $t, but then $vduck out of the way.  $N1 $v1try to hit $t10, but $v1miss, hitting $t12 square in the face.  $N2 $v2are caught off guard, and $v2are sent sprawling!",]),"stroke":(["":"$N $vstroke.","OBJ":"$N $vstroke the $o.","LIV":"$N $vstroke $t playfully.","STR":"$N $vstroke $o.",]),"sellcrazy":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Sell crazy somewhere else.  We're all stocked up here.\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Sell crazy somewhere else.  We're all stocked up here.\"",]),"cower":(["":"$N $vcower in fear.","LIV":"$N $vcower before $t.","STR":"$N $vcower $o.",]),"chastity":(["LIV":"$N $voffer a chastity belt to $t.",]),"jump":(["":"$N $vjump up and down.","LIV":"$N $vjump up and down on $t.","STR":"$N $vjump $o.",]),"slackware":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Debian... RedHat... aw, who cares. At least we can agree that Slackware sucks.\"",]),"curuntarsuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vnote that Curuntar sucks so much, he runs a TMI-2 based MUD.",]),"mudos":(["":"Gamedriver $vask $n, \"What?  WHAT?!\"",]),"whatever":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Whatever!\"",]),"gradingsux":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Grading sux so much, they even wrote a soul about it!\"",]),"chew":(["":"$N $vchew on a stringy bit of obfuscation.",]),"ifiygd":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"I fart in your general direction!\"","LIV":"$N $vlook straight at $T and $vdeclare, \"I fart in your general direction!\"",]),"moose":(["LIV":"$N $vwhack $t over the head with a stuffed animal, yelling 'MOOSE!'",]),"leer":(["LIV":"$N $vleer at $t.",]),"wander":(["":"$N $vwander.","STR":"$N $vwander $o.",]),"punt":(["":"$N $vdrop back 10 and $vpunt.","LIV":"$N drop $vkick $p1 ass all the way to Kansas.","STR":"$N $vpunt $o.",]),"neurotic":(["":"$N $vpoint out $n $vare only neurotic, so there is nothing to worry about.",]),"tip2":(["":"You tip generously.","LIV":"$N $vtip $t generously.",]),"destone":(["WRD WRD":"$N $vsing, \"$O users logged into the MUD, $o users logged in!  Dest the most idle, kicking him off, $o1 users logged in!\"",]),"feh":(["":"$N $vgo: \"Feh.\"","LIV":"$N $vlook at $t and $vgo, \"Feh.\"",]),"sf":(["":"$N phucking $vsmurfleg.","LIV":"$N phucking $vsmurfleg to $t.",]),"holdhands":(["LIV":"$N $vhold $t hand.",]),"parrot":(["":"$N $vsay, \"This parrot is NO MORE!\"",]),"didfake":(["STR":"*** $Np $o",]),"knife":(["":"$N $vexplain, \"You use the knife to stop your enemy from pressing the button.\"",]),"speel":(["":"$N $vattempt to speel, but $vfail miserbably.","STR":"$N $vattempt to speel \"$o\", but $vfail miserably.",]),"french":(["":"$N $vpoot ohn $p vehry behste Frehnche acsente!","LIV":"$N $vpull $t in close and $vkiss $t passionately.",]),"eden":(["":"$N $vremark that if ignorance is bliss, then this place must be Eden.",]),"me":(["":"$N $vpoint to $r and $vask, 'Me?'",]),"bogarm":(["":"$N $vbogarm.","STR":"$N $vbogarm $o.",]),"calon":(["":"Calon reminds $N that before you code an entire module, check to see if it already exists.",]),"hell":(["":"$N $vwonder where we are going.... and why are we in this handbasket?",]),"loser":(["":"$N $vgo, \"I'm a loser baby...\"","LIV":"$N $vgo, \"You're a loser, $tp!!\"",]),"addict":(["LIV":"$N $vare addicted to $t.",]),"gdmf":(["":"$N $vscream, \"YOU STUPID DUMB-SHIT GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKER!\"","LIV":"$N $vscream in $p1 face, \"YOU STUPID DUMB-SHIT GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!\"",]),"novell":(["":"$N $vcomplain that Novell is a shitty, fucked-up, lamer, bug-ridden, festering pool of wanna-be-a-real-networking-OS disk dump of code.",]),"contemplate":(["":"$N $vcontemplate $p navel.","LIV":"$N $vcontemplate $p1 navel.",]),"dancingqueen":(["":"$N $vare the dancing queen!",]),"gpf3":(["":"$N $vpoint to the front of the t-shirt that reads, \"Microsoft Access - General Protection Fault\"","LIV":"$N $vpoint to the front of $p1 t-shirt that reads: \"Microsoft Access - General Protection Fault\"",]),"fnog":(["":"$N fucking $vnog, nog, nog, nog, nog!",]),"zifnabsuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vnote that Zifnab sucks so much that he was the last admin to get a suxsomuch emote!",]),"linux3":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Linux, the OS for people with IQs higher than 95.\"",]),"car":(["":"$N $vgo to move $p car.",]),"moebius":(["":"$N $vfold $r into a one-sided surface, making nearby Moebius strips jealous.",]),"verbs2":(["":"$N $vgo through the Merriam-Webster New Collegiate Dictionary, making LIV rules for all the transitive verbs.",]),"mrt":(["LIV":"$N $vsay, \"Hey $tp, you look mighty fine there in them jeans!\"",]),"orbust":(["STR":"$N $vexclaim, \"$O or bust!\"",]),"moron":(["":"$N $vshow $p certificate proving that $n $vare a certified Moron [tm].","LIV":"$Ts $v1show $p1 certificate proving that $ts $v1are a certified Moron [tm].",]),"piss":(["":"$N $vpiss on $r.","OBJ":"$N $vpiss on the $o.","LIV":"$N $vpiss on $p1 leg.",]),"pda":(["":"$N $vgive a public service announcement: Marriage is a wonderful thing. You gotta be faithful. If you can't be faithful try to limit it to say... 2 or 3 hookers a week. If you can't limit it to 2 or 3 hookers a week at least try to not bring them home and have sex with them on the kitchen table. If you can't not bring them home and.... (N B C)",]),"faint":(["":({"-=THUD=-  You wake up quite groggy, realizing you have just fainted.
","$N faints.
",}),"LIV":"$N $vfaint into $p1 arms.",]),"noweigh":(["":"$N $vgo \"No weigh!\"",]),"att2":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Ever been sodomised by a vaseline smeared chainsaw on full throttle?  You will.  And the company that will bring it to you? AT&T.\"",]),"scooby":(["LIV":"$N $vsay, \"Now let's find out who $Tp really is!\"  $N then $vproceed to remove $p1 mask, revealing James, the museum curator!",]),"elm":(["":"$N $vtry to start up elm, but $vfail miserably.",]),"bowleg":(["":"$N $vbowleg.",]),"attack":(["LIV":"With brutal force, $n $vattack $t.",]),"keycaps":(["":"$N $vsay: All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?",]),"mwank":(["LIV":"$Ts $v1wank all over the mashed potatoes, moaning and sighing.",]),"wachu":(["":"$N asks, \"Whachu talking 'bout Willis?\"",]),"hand":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Hand.\"",]),"lpscript":(["":"$N $vwish $n90 $vwere written in LPscript.","LIV":"$N $vwish $t were written in LPscript.","LIV STR":"$T1s $v1say, \"The LPscript for me contains the line '$o'.\"","STR":"$N $vwish $o were written in LPscript.",]),"miss":(["LIV":"In great emotional distress, $n $vtell $t just how much $n0 missed $t1.",]),"tentacle":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Tentacle.\"",]),"beenchosen":(["":"$N $vsay, \"I have been chosen! Farewell my friends, I go on to a better place!\"",]),"akiss":(["LIV":"$N $vkiss $p1 ass.",]),"icecream":(["":"$N $vgo on at length about the evils of strawberry icecream.",]),"thissux":(["":"$N $vgo, \"This sux!!!!\"",]),"weigh":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Weigh, dude!\"",]),"woman":(["":"Lib $vtell $n, \"Why yes, we DO have a \"woman\" command here.  This is a progressive 90's kind of mudlib!\"",]),"oic":(["":({"$N $vsay, \"Oh, I see.\"","$N $vsay, \"Oh, I see.\"",}),]),"drakhar":(["":"$N $vhave another question ....",]),"shudder":(["":"$N $vshudder.","LIV":"$N $vshudder in revulsion at $t.","STR":"$N $vshudder $o.",]),"bite":(["LIV":"$N $vbite $t.",]),"warn":(["":"$N $vwarn Warning playing too much mud can cause: Failure in real life, constipation, feet falling asleep syndrome, refrigerator opening, eye staleness, q-tip collecting, chicken overcooking, toenail picking, combing pubic hair syndrome, inward pinky toe problems, three letter acyronynm talking in public, smiling sideways in real life, finger exhaustion, blindness, falling-asleep-on-your-keyboard, walking backwards, sneezing inversely, chocolate eating, listening to bad music, losing girlfriend/boyfriend, the desire to pick on AOLers constantly, oven overheating, garage door failures, air conditioning breakdown, expensive electrical and phone bills, failure in school, and generally just a basic failure in life.","LIV":"$N $vare gonna give $t1 three seconds... exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off $p1 face or $n will gouge out $p1 eyeballs and skull fuck $t.",]),"world":(["":"The world revolves around $n.",]),"linux":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Linux: The Choice of a GNU Generation.\"",]),"panic":(["":"$N $vpanic.","STR":"$N $vpanic $o.",]),"pentagonal":(["":"$N $vnote that it is hip to be pentagonal.",]),"STR":(["STR":"$N $vwhip out $p pocket dictionary, $vlook up '$o', but $vgive up and $vshrug.",]),"mudlib":(["":"$N $vwave around a sign, \"Will write mudlib for food.\"",]),"giyf":(["":"$N $vintone, \"Grep is your friend!\"",]),"lastclue":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"You better pick up that clue you just dropped... it is your last one...\"",]),"wow":(["":"$N $vgo, \"WOWSERS!\"  You hear the Inspector Gadget theme song in the background.",]),"sister2":(["STR":"$N $vsay: $O tells you: Could you send me pictures? Or is she yours already?",]),"poke":(["LIV":"$N $vpoke $t in the tummy.","LIV STR":"$N $vpoke $p1 $o.",]),"w00":(["":"$N $vgo, \"W00 W00!\"",]),"incoming":(["":"$N $vduck for cover, screaming \"Incoming!!!!\" ",]),"xpelt":(["LIV":"$N $vtie $t to the bed and $vpelt $t with lacy underwear.","LIV STR":"$N $vtie $t to the bed and $vpelt $t with $o.",]),"guilt":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Fasten your seatbelt, we're going on a guilt trip!\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Fasten your seatbelt, we're going on a guilt trip!\"",]),"perl":(["":"$N $vnote that Perl is probably the only interpreted language with a complexity level approaching C++.",]),"universe":(["LIV":"$N $vnote that there are 10^40 objects in the known universe, and $t would sleep with well over half of them.",]),"canuck":(["":"$N $vmake like a Canadian and $vsay, \"Eh?\" while opening a can of \"moosehead\" beer, and turning on the TV to Hockey Night in Canada.",]),"nodick":(["LIV":"$N $vlook at $ts and $vsay, \"Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.\"",]),"ad&d":(["":"$N $vnote that $n should add AD&D combat rules to Lima so it will have complex combat rules, but annoying enough that most people will have to rewrite it in order to open their mud to players.",]),"okleg":(["":"$N $vokleg!",]),"apologize":(["":"$N $vapologize.","LIV":"$N $vapologize to $t.","LIV STR":"$N $vapologize to $t $o.","STR":"$N $vapologize, '$o'",]),"ball":(["LIV":"$N $vnotice a ball and chain around $p1 ankle.",]),"bogspam":(["LIV":".",]),"hrmaleg":(["":"$N hrm-a-$vleg.",]),"fixit":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Fix it, damnit!\"","LIV":"$N $vprod $t, \"Fix it, damnit!\"",]),"100sign":(["":"$N $vpresent archeological evidence suggesting early LIMA mudlib writers carried signs reading \"100 by 100 A.D.\"",]),"10000":(["":"$N $vgo, \"10,000 or bust!\"",]),"admins":(["":"$N $vnote that we only need 27 more admins to beat TMI-2.",]),"megaboob":(["":"$N $vsay, \"It's Megaboz, not Megaboob!\"",]),"kicka":(["LIV":"$N $vkick $p1 ass.",]),"snog":(["":"$N $vsnog.","LIV":"$N $vgrab $t and $vgive $t a good snog.","STR":".",]),"p6":(["":"$N $vsay, \"It's not just that it's 3 times faster than the pentium -- it's also got a PCI bus!\"",]),"vb":(["":"VB: The language that Dick and Jane built while reading about their adventures.",]),"cornholio":(["":"$N $vgo, \"I AM CORNHOLIO!\"",]),"maclover":(["LIV":"$N $vaccuse $n1 of being a Mac lover.",]),"beavis3":(["":"$N $vproclaim, \"The streets will flow with the blood of nonbelievers!\"",]),"affront":(["":"$N $vsay 'That is an affront to my sensibilities!'","LIV":"$N says 'That is an affront to my sensibilities!'",]),"ultima":(["":"$N hast lost an eighth.","LIV":"$N $vsay to $o, \"Thou hast lost an eighth.\"",]),"null":(["LIV":"$N $vram $t into /dev/null.",]),"emoteaproposisareallylongnameforsuchausefulcommand":(["":"$N $vwonder out loud if anyone actually types out 'emoteapropos' instead of aliasing it, while trying to make it appear as if $n $vare not one of those idiots.",]),"router":(["":"$N $vwonder whose router died this time.","STR":"$N $vblame $o's router for $p shitty link.",]),"whine":(["":"$N $vwhine.","LIV":"$N $vwhine annoyingly at $t.","STR":"$N $vwhine $o.",]),"children":(["":"$N $vcode an emote complaining about all the children hanging around Lima Bean.",]),"wslap":(["LIV":"$N $vslap $t on $p1 wrists with $p0 hands.",]),"babble2":(["":"$N $vbabble incoherently about macarel and rainclouds.",]),"bush":(["":"In $P best George Bush voice, $N $Vpromise, \"Read my lips...NO NEW MUDLIB BUGS!\"",]),"whee":(["":"$N $vgo, 'WHEE!'","LIV":"$N $vgo, 'WHEE', and $vtwirl around $t.","STR":"$N $vgo, 'WHEE', and $vtwirl around $o.",]),"kingkong":(["":({"You beat your chest and moan like the animal you are!","$N beats $p chest and moans like an animal.",}),"LIV":"$N $vbeat $p chest and $vmoan like an animal, trying to impress $t.",]),"notetitle":(["LIV":"$N $vpoint out $p1 title.",]),"arc":(["":"$N $varc an eyebrow.","LIV":"$N $varc an eyebrow at $t.","STR":"$N $varc an eyebrow $o.",]),"stupid":(["LIV":"$N $vnote that $ts $v1are an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.",]),"jones":(["":"$N $vslap $p arm a few times, saying, \"I need it bad!\"",]),"pepper":(["":"$N $vask, \"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?\"","LIV":"$N $vask $T, \"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?\"",]),"growl":(["":"$N $vgrowl.","LIV":"$N $vgrowl at $t.","LIV STR":"$N $vgrowl at $t $o.","STR":"$N $vgrowl $o.",]),"stomp":(["":"$N $vstomp $p feet.","LIV":"$N $vstomp on $p1 head.","STR":"$N $vstomp $p feet $o.",]),"bottle":(["LIV":"$N $vbottles $T and sells $m at the fair.",]),"grump":(["":"$N $vgrump.","LIV":"$N $vgrump at $O.","STR":"$N $vgrump $o.",]),"mleg":(["":"$N $vshow off $p middle leg.","LIV":"$N $vshow off $p middle leg to $t.",]),"crown":(["LIV":"$N $vcrown $p0 last checker and $vkick $p1 ass.",]),"zone":(["":"$N $vzone out.",]),"cleveland":(["":"$N $vshout, \"HELLO, CLEVELAND!\"",]),"dbog":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Double bog.\"",]),"hitler6":(["":"$N $vsay, \"And another good thing about Hitler:  The Holocaust museum in DC is just RAKING in the dough.\"",]),"crack2":(["":"$N $vsay, \"My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool\"",]),"ug":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Ug!!\"",]),"threaten":(["LIV":"$N $vthreaten $t.",]),"2600":(["":"$N $vsay, \"2600 or bust!\"",]),"newcombe":(["LIV":"$N $vpredict $n1 will take both boxes, and $n1 $v1do!  Sucker!",]),"2sexy":(["":"$N $vare too sexy for this mud!","LIV LIV":"$N $vnote that $t is too sexy for $t2!","LIV":"$N $vare too sexy for $t!","LIV LIV STR":"$N $vnote that $t $v1are too sexy for $p2 $o!","LIV STR":"$N $vare too sexy for $p1 $o!","STR":"$N $vare too sexy for $o!",]),"designate":(["LIV STR":"$N $vdesignate $t the official Lima [tm] $o.",]),"headcrush":(["LIV":"$N $vframe $t with $p thumb and forefinger, and $vcrush $p1 head!",]),"female":(["":"$N $vdo not trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.",]),"flaf":(["":"$N fucking $vlaf.","LIV":"$N fucking $vlaf at $t.",]),"mci":(["":"$N $vput on $p \"MCI is fucking up the Internet\" T-shirt and $voffer them around.",]),"pork":(["LIV":"$N $vgo: $t, the other white meat!",]),"smileleg":(["":"$N $vsmileleg.","STR":"$N $vsmileleg $o.",]),"pat":(["":"$N $vpat $p head and $vrub $p tummy.","LIV":"$N $vpat $t on the head.","LIV STR":"$N $vpat $t on the $o.",]),"feud":(["":"$N $vshout, \"SURVEY SAYS!\"    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT....",]),"eggnog":(["LIV":"$N $vgive $t a hard boiled egg nog.",]),"conforte":(["LIV":"$N $vconforte $t.",]),"ijig":(["":"$N $vlace on $p black leather shoes and $vdo a fine Irish jig.","OBJ":"$N $vlace on $p black leather shoes and $vdo a fine Irish jig around the $o.","LIV":"$N $vlace on $p black leather shoes and $vdo a fine Irish jig around $t.","STR":"$N $vlace on $p black leather shoes and $vdo a fine Irish jig $o.",]),"ftp":(["":"$N $vattempt to invoke the 'ftp' command, but $vfail miserably.","STR":"$N $vattempt to 'ftp' to $O (or was that ftp.x-rated.pics.com)?",]),"enolagay":(["LIV LIV":"$N $vsuggest $t1 board the 'Enola Gay', and fly towards $t2.",]),"turdboss":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t to show that turd who's the boss.",]),"fyi":(["":"$N $vgo \"For your information:\"","STR":"$N $vgo \"for your information: $o\"",]),"sewage2":(["":"$N $vsay, \"It comes out of your weed, dillweed!\"",]),"foo":(["":"$N $vfoo.","LIV":"$N $vfoo $t.","LIV STR":"$N $vfoo $t $o.","STR":"$N $vfoo $o.",]),"slam":(["LIV":"$N $vslam $t into the wall.",]),"suspect":(["":"$N $vsuspect it's a problem with $p code.","LIV":"$N $vsuspect it's a problem with $p1 code.",]),"feed":(["":"$N $vsay, \"It's your turn to feed the alien, Pinback.\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"It's your turn to feed the alien, $tp.\"",]),"spam3":(["":"$N $vdeclare that spam is an acronym, standing for spiced pork and ham.",]),"explode":(["":"$N $vexplode!  What a mess!",]),"kickass":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Kick ass!\"","LIV":"$N $vyell, \"Shut up, $tp!  I'm gonna have to kick your ass!\"",]),"lol":(["":"$N $vlaugh out loud.","LIV":"$N $vlaugh out loud at $t.",]),"fplump":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"I'm not fat!  I'm festively plump!\"",]),"daydream":(["LIV":"$N $vdaydream about $t.",]),"crism":(["":"$n $vgo, \"%^RED%^Muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!%^RESET%^\"","LIV":"$n $vgo, \"%^RED%^Muhahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!%^RESET%^\" at $t.",]),"holdhand":(["LIV":"$N $vhold $p1 hand.",]),"rd":(["LIV":"$N $vpoke $t in the tummy and $vwait for Red Dragon to go up again.",]),"huh":(["":"$N $vgo: huh?!?",]),"watch":(["":"$N $vglance at $p watch.","STR":"$N $vglance at $p watch, and $vsay, \"$o\"",]),"blade":(["":"$N $vsay, \"There's worse things out tonight than vampires... There's me!!!\"",]),"woo":(["":"$N $vgo: \"Woo woo!\"","LIV":"$N $vlook at $t and $vgo, \"Woo woo!\"",]),"std":(["":"This emote was added at Descartes' request.  You don't want to know why.",]),"flapear":(["":"$N $vflapear","LIV":"$N $vflapear to $t","STR":"$N $vflapear $o",]),"wheel":(["LIV":"$N $vthink $t $v1like reinventing the wheel.",]),"doofus":(["":"$N $vare such a doofus.","LIV":"$N $vpoint out that $ts $v1are such a doofus.",]),"beavis2":(["":"$N $vgo, \"I am the great Cornholio!  I need TP for my bunghole!\"","STR":"$N $vdo $p best Beavis impression: $o",]),"ged7":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Take the second letter in the name of the country, and think of an animal that starts with that letter.\"",]),"etcleg":(["":"$N $vetcleg ...",]),"flail":(["":"$N $vflail $p arms about.","LIV":"$N $vflail $p arms about nearly striking $t!",]),"uhoh":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Uhoh!\"","LIV":"$N $vgo, \"Uhoh!  It's $n1o!\"","STR":"$N $vgo, \"Uhoh!  $O\"",]),"yawnleg":(["":"$N $vyawnleg.",]),"pondering":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?\"",]),"pint":(["":"$N $vdown a pint of muscle relaxant.",]),"bored":(["":"$N $vare bored...anyone want yet another emote?",]),"shrugarm":(["":"$N $vshrugarm.","STR":"$N $vshrugarm $o.",]),"disclaimer":(["":"$N $vwant everyone to know that the '245' emote is not accurate.",]),"4letter":(["":"$N $vnote that two of the original Lima mudlib writers chose 4 letter words as names, and $vwonder if this somehow explains the frequency with which such words occur in the souls.",]),"sarcasm":(["":"$N $vdrip with sarcasm.",]),"psychobilly":(["":"$N $vscreech, \"It's a PSYCHOBILLY FREAK-OUT!\"",]),"sketchanus":(["":"$N $vreport, \"Samples recovered from the scene led to this composite sketch of the perpetrator's anus.\"",]),"adhom":(["":"$N $vrepeat the previous argument (NOT!).",]),"supremacy":(["":"You $vstomp around and $vsay, angrily, \"Where is that damn Supremacy?  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Why me?  Why?  Why?  Why?\"",]),"yob":(["":"$N $vfeel like a yob.","LIV":"$N $vaccuse $t of being a yob.",]),"harry":(["":"$N $vnote that every mudlib needs a Harry.",]),"bat":(["":"$N $vbat $p eyelashes.","LIV":"$N $vbat $p eyelashes at $t.",]),"gsnort":(["":"$N $vgigglesnort.",]),"wheeze":(["":"$N $vwheeze.","STR":"$N $vwheeze $o.",]),"nototlw":(["":"$N $vnote that that is NOT the One True Lima Way (*Tm)",]),"silly":(["LIV":"$N $vsilly $t. 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It looked like those chinese stars ninja use.  Whether it's 1938 or 1985, chinese stars are cool.\"",]),"swirly":(["LIV":"$N $vgive $t a swirly.",]),"hold2":(["LIV":"$N $vhold $p1 hand.",]),"tear":(["":"A tear $vdrop from $p eye",]),"ring":(["LIV":"$N $vring $n1.",]),"good":(["":({"You tell everyone: \"That's a good thing (tm).\"
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Welcome back, to that same old place that we laughed about.\"","LIV":"$N $vsing to $t, \"Welcome back, the dreams were your ticket out.  Welcome back, to that same old place that we laughed about.\"",]),"muzzle":(["LIV":"$N $vmuzzle $t.",]),"zakksuxworse":(["":"$N $vretort, \"Oh yeah?  Well, Zakk sux worse!!\"","STR":"$N $vretort, \"Oh yeah?  Well, Zakk sux $o!!\"",]),"punch":(["LIV":"$N $vpunch $t.",]),"tame":(["":"$N $vwant a tame coder.","LIV":"$N $vwant $n1 to be $p tame coder.","LIV STR":"$N $vwant $n1 to be $p tame $o.","STR":"$N $vwant a tame $o.",]),"twoo":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Tiny woo.\"",]),"notaste":(["LIV":"$N $vnote that $n1 $v1have no taste.",]),"sql":(["":({"$N $vsing, \"SQL!  All I really want is SQL!\"","Beastie $N $vsing, \"SQL!  All I really want is SQL!\"",}),"LIV":({"Beastie $Ts $v1sing, \"SQL!  All I really want is SQL!\"","Beastie $Ts $v1sing, \"SQL!  All I really want is SQL!\"","$Ts $v1sing, \"SQL!  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How romantic.\"",]),"taunt":(["":"$N $vsneer, \"Go ahwahy ohr ah will tauhnt you ah secohnd tihme!\"","LIV":"$N $vtaunt $t.",]),"thirstymonkey":(["LIV":"$N $vwatch in horror as $n1 $v1are stoned to death by a group of thirsty monkeys.",]),"boglover":(["":"$N $vare a Bog-Lover.","LIV":"$N $vaccuse $t of being a Bog-Lover.",]),"lfbog":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Little fucking bog!\"",]),"malicsuxsomuch3":(["":"$N $vnote that Malic sucks so much he has two suxsomuch emotes.",]),"quake":(["":"$N $vquake.","STR":"$N $vquake $o.",]),"ignoring":(["LIV":"$N $vscream in $p1 ear, \"I'm not DEAF, I'm IGNORING YOU!\"",]),"purr":(["":"$N $vpurr.","LIV":"$N $vcrawl up into $p1 lap and $vpurr like a cat.","STR":"$N $vpurr $o.",]),"nc":(["":"$N $vgo, \"No Comment.\"",]),"netradio":(["":"$N $vspawn the NETRADIO and $vget down with DA GROOVE!",]),"iizukaissodumb":(["":"Izzuka is so dumb, he can't even find Spinal Tap an enjoying movie!","LIV":"Iizuka is so dumb that he didn't even find \"This Is Spinal Tap\" to be one of the best movies of all time; just ask $tp!",]),"lovin":(["LIV":"$N $vwhisper to $t, \"Give papa the lovin!\"",]),"nike":(["":"$N just $vdo it.",]),"bark":(["":"$N $vbark.","LIV":"$N $vbark like a dog at $t.","STR":"$N $vbark $o.",]),"swave":(["":"$N $vwave stupidly... too early.",]),"fire":(["":"$N say$v: \"FIRE! 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Aww, how cute.",]),"orbit":(["":"$N $vsay we should take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.","LIV":"$N $vsay, \"We should take off and nuke $Tp from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.\"","STR":"$N $vsay we should just take off and nuke $o from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.",]),"upgrade":(["":"$N $vshout, \"Upgrade or DIE!\"","LIV":"$N $vshout at $t, \"Upgrade or DIE!\"",]),"nevermind":(["":"$N $vmutter Never Mind.",]),"hehleg":(["":"$N $vhehleg.","LIV":"$N $vhehleg at $t.",]),"smirkpenis":(["":"$N $vsmirkpenis.","STR":"$N $vsmirkpenis $o.",]),"pancake":(["":"$N $vflip a pancake into the air.","LIV":"$N $vflip a pancake on $p1 head.","LIV STR":"$N $vflip a pancake on $p1 $o.",]),"ffb":(["":"$N $vsay: 'Feel Free to Break it.'","LIV":"$N $vadvise $t, 'Feel Free to Break it.'",]),"pout":(["":"$N $vpout.","LIV":"$N $vpout at $t.","STR":"$N $vpout $o.",]),"ab":(["":"After that nice round of ass lovin', $n $vexperience a bit of bloody anal seepage.",]),"zifnabrox":(["":"$N $vfind $r compelled to note how much Zifnab ROX!","LIV":"$N $vare compelled to note that Zifnab rocks $t so much it hurts.",]),"rtfc":(["":"$N $vscream, \"RTFC!\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"RTFC, bonehead.\"",]),"(schmuck)":(["":"$N $vgo \"You schmuck!!!\"","LIV":"$N $vgo \"$T, you schmuck!!!\"",]),"punchmeat":(["":"$N $vget arrested by the FDA for using slabs of beef as punching bags.",]),"laddemote":(["":"$N $vlove addemote.",]),"cha":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Cha, right!\"",]),"dordon":(["LIV":"$N calmly $vdraw $p katana and $vsever $p1 head from $p1 body.  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Both would look a lot better if someone would dare to use a can of Rust remover ...\"",]),"alt2600":(["":"$N $vnote that alt.2600 is NOT a newsgroup about the Lima soul daemon.",]),"nodleg":(["":"$N $vnodleg.","LIV":"$N $vnodleg at $t.","STR":"$N $vnodleg $o.",]),"stink":(["":"Boy, $N sure $vdo stink today.","LIV":"$N politely $vinform $t that $n1s $v1stink and that $n1s should go take a shower.",]),"cracker":(["":"$N $vscream \"A cracker is not a hacker (d00d)\"",]),"boitano":(["":"$N $vwonder would Brian Boitano would do in this situation.",]),"canyon":(["LIV":"$N $vnote that $t $v1have a canyon where there should be a mountain.",]),"make":(["":"$N $vtry to do a 'make', but $vfail miserably.",]),"scottish":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!\"","LIV":"$N $vdeclare $t to be, \"not Scottish.\"","STR":"$N $vsay, \"$O is definitely not Scottish.\"",]),"glass":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"You wanna play broken glass against the head game!?!\"",]),"changelog":(["":"$N changed that, read the changelog.",]),"cabbage":(["LIV":"$N $vthrow cabbages at $t.",]),"postalpha":(["":"$N $vmutter about postalpha",]),"congrat":(["LIV":"$N $vcongratulate $t.",]),"hat":(["":"$N $vgive a stylish tip of $p hat, and then gruesomely $vrip it off and $vstomp on it.","LIV":"$N $vgive a stylish tip of $p hat to $t, then violently $vrip it off and $vthrow it at $t.",]),"nothanks":(["":"$N $vsay, \"No Thanks!\"","LIV":"$N $vsay to $t, \"No thanks to you, bitch!\"",]),"hmmrust":(["":"$N $vrepeat: Rust says: hmm, no one added a new emote?",]),"malicsuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vnote that Malic sucks so much, the fact that he sucks is encoded an infinite number of times within itself.",]),"anvil":(["LIV":"$N $vthreaten $t with an anvil.",]),"beeksuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vpoint out Beek sucks so much that every line of code in the lib should have a comment mentioning it.",]),"pavlov":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Does Pavlov ring a bell?\"",]),"clueless":(["":"$N $vlook clueless.",]),"lima4":(["":"$N $vnote that Lima stands for, \"Lima Is Multi Acronymed\".",]),"risc2":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Yeah... 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No 'z' here!\"",]),"pea":(["LIV":"$N $vthrow peas into $p1 mouth.",]),"aol5":(["":"$N $vshout \"ME TOO\"",]),"rip":(["":"$N $vrip $p hair out",]),"arm":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Arm.\"",]),"crackslap":(["":"$N $vprepare for a CrackSlap!","LIV":"$N $vdeliver a perfect CrackSlap! alongside $p1 head",]),"lumberjack":(["":"$N $vstart to sing \"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK ...\"",]),"malicsuxsomuch135":(["":"$N $vnote that Malic sucks so much, he has a non-contiguous suxsomuch block.",]),"yodel":(["":"$N $vyodel.","STR":"$N $vyodel $o.",]),"spam2":(["":"$N $vdecide there's too much spamming going on, and $vfire up grep to deal with it.","LIV":"$N $vdecide there's too much spamming going on, and $vfire up grep to deal with $t.","STR":"$N $vdecide there's too much spamming going on, and $vfire up grep to deal with $o.",]),"alibi":(["LIV":"$N $vsing to $t, \"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you UGLY! 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Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!\"",]),"sexy":(["":"$N $vask, \"What's wrong with being sexy?\"",]),"bitwise":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Bit wise, byte foolish!\"",]),"finger":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Finger.\"",]),"sing":(["":"$N $vsing a Neil Young song.","STR":"$N $vsing, '$o'",]),"beeksuxsomuch3":(["":"$N $vnote that Beek sucks so much, he has an event horizon.",]),"heavensux":(["":"$N $vpreach, \"In the beginning God created Heaven 7 and the earth. Heaven 7 was without form and void, and darkness and ineptitude were upon the faces of the admin. And God said let there be Lima!, and there was Lima. And God saw that Lima was good.\"",]),"disclaim":(["":"$N $vnote, \"All emotes in this mudlib, even those based on real people--are entirely fictional.  All celebrity quotes are impersonated....poorly.  The LIMA mudlib contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be used by anyone.\"",]),"backrow":(["":"$N $vsay: \"Back row sucks!\"",]),"coolio":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Coolio!\"",]),"signs":(["":"$N $vshake $p magic eight ball, and $vcome up with \"Signs Point To No.\"",]),"rustsuxsomuch2":(["":"$N $vpoint out Rust sucks so much that the login screen should still mention it.",]),"78":(["":"$N $vsing '7, 8, stay up late ...'",]),"glorph":(["":"$N $vglorph.","STR":"$N $vglorph $o.",]),"bust":(["":"$N $vsing \"I must, I must, I must increase my bust!\"",]),"crush":(["LIV":"$N $vcrush $t.",]),"swamp":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Swamp.\"",]),"barney":(["":"Fearless, $N $vsing, \"I love you, you love me, ...\" over and over and over again...",]),"ketsuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vnote that Ket sucks so much, Zakk has none left for his mom!",]),"fith":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Fire in the hole!\"",]),"pantsdown":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Come out with your pants down!!\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Come out with your pants down!!\"",]),"netgods":(["":"The gods of the net have deemed that $n will maintain a connection for no more than 10 minutes at a time.","LIV":"The gods of the net have deemed that $t will maintain a connection for no more than 10 minutes at a time.",]),"pore":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Pore.\"   WTF?",]),"lfshrugleg":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Little Fucking Shrugleg!\"",]),"refer":(["LIV STR":"$N $vrefer $t to the \"$o\" emote.","STR":"$N $vrefer to the \"$o\" emote.",]),"mike":(["":"$N $vtap $p microphone, \"Is this thing on?\"",]),"fg":(["":"$N $vtry to go to the 'fg' process, but $vfail miserably.",]),"aspirin":(["LIV":({"$N $vgive $t an aspirin.","$N solemnly $vpush an aspirin to $t with $p0 toy ambulance.","$N kindly $vpass $t an aspirin with $p0 toy ambulance.",}),]),"hiccup":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Hic!\"","LIV":"$N $vbeg $t for a glass of water to cure $p hiccups.",]),"ignoreme":(["":"$N $vwhisper, \"Ignore me...I'm just being silly.\"",]),"fark":(["":"$N $vpretend $n $vare Cletus on '3 Kingdoms' and $vgo 'Fark'.",]),"ket":(["":"$N $vnote that it's hot upstairs and cold downstairs.  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    ----/|
    \\ o,O|
     =(-)= ACK!!!!!
       U   THPTH!!!!!!!",]),"idkfa":(["":"$N $vtype, 'idkfa'.  \"Very Happy Ammo Added.\"",]),"bigboned":(["":"$N $vgo, \"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!\"",]),"glare":(["at LIV":"=LIV","":"$N $vglare.","LIV":"$N $vglare at $t.","STR":"$N $vglare $o.",]),"calin":(["":"$N $vthink of something dumb.",]),"ramsey":(["LIV":"$N $vpoint out that of ALL the people on Lima Bean, $n1 $v1have neither three mutual friends nor three mutual strangers!",]),"snap":(["":"$N $vsnap $p fingers.","STR":"$N $vsnap $p fingers $o.",]),"hee":(["":"$N $vgo: \"Hee hee!\"",]),"enormousgenitals":(["":"$N $vannounce, \"Traveling comes naturally to Guard Number 3, as he's a licensed airplane pilot, welcome please, Enormous Genitals!\"",]),"etc":(["":"$N $vgo 'etc ...'",]),"2weiners":(["":"$N $vsay, \"If you had 2 weiners, how many nads would you have?\"",]),"idspispopd":(["":"$N $vtype, 'idspispopd'.  \"No Clipping Mode On.\"",]),"plead":(["LIV":"$N $vplead with $t.",]),"shakes":(["":"At the height of withdrawal, $N $vstart to get the shakes.",]),"faq2":(["":"$N $vgive up on the FAQ and $vdecide to log in at Lima Bean and pester someone there for the answer instead.","LIV":"$T $v1give up on the FAQ and $v1decide to log in at Lima Bean and pester someone there for the answer instead.",]),"smack":(["":"$N $vslap $p arm a few times, saying, \"I need it bad!\"","LIV":"$N $vsmack $t.",]),"hurry":(["":"$N $vare in a hurry.","LIV":"$N $vbeg $t to hurry.",]),"bogleg":(["":"$N $vbogleg at the concept of it.","LIV":"$N $vbogleg at the concept of $t.","STR":"$N $vbogleg at the concept of $o.",]),"gawk":(["LIV":"$N $vgawk at $t.",]),"wtfu":(["":"$N $vscream, \"WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!\"","LIV":"$N $vscream in $p1 face, \"WAKE THE FUCK UP!\"",]),"netbsd":(["":"$N $vnote that the rumors of NetBSD's difficulty of installation are highly exaggerated.",]),"kennysdead":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"Oh my god! 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Try again, dumbass!\"",]),"zoom":(["":"$N $vzoom.","STR":"$N $vzoom $o.",]),"fffucker":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Feel free, fucker!\"",]),"rookie":(["":"$N $vare a complete rookie.","LIV":"$N $vindicate that $ts $v1are a complete rookie.",]),"sfhellohowareyouleg":(["":"$N super $vfucking hello-how-are-you-leg.",]),"greet":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Greets!\"","LIV":"$N $vgreet $t.",]),"monty1":(["":"$N $vdeclare, \"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!\"","LIV":"$N $vdeclare to $t, \"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!\"",]),"upsidedown":(["":"$N $vturn the room upside-down and $vcollect the change as it falls out of everyone's pockets.",]),"cashvalue":(["":"$N $vnote that an adminship at Lima Bean carries a cash value of roughly 3 dollars and 24 cents.",]),"lips":(["":"As $n $vtalk, $p lips form different words from those you hear.  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    ----/|
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    ----/|
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    ----/|
    \\ o,O|
     =(-)= NACK!!!!!
       U   THPTH!!!!!!!",]),"ajnabisuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vpoint out Ajnabi sucks so much that he tries to prove theoroms that have already been proven.",]),"zakksux":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Zakk sux so much, they even wrote a soul about it!\"",]),"oink":(["":"$N $voink.",]),"ejectcore":(["":"$N $vshout, \"The anti-matter containment field is destabilizing...eject the warp core, NOW!\"",]),"offmycase":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Off my case, toilet face!\"","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Off my case, toilet face!\"",]),"bow":(["":"$N $vbow.","STR LIV":"$N $vbow $o to $t.","LIV":"$N $vbow to $t.","STR to LIV":"=STR LIV","STR":"$N $vbow $o.",]),"gagme":(["":"$N $vsay \"Gag me with a spoon!\"","LIV":"$T $vsay \"Gag me with a chainsaw!\"",]),"nmf":(["":"$N $vmutter \"It's not my fault . .\" In a Han Solo-like way . . .",]),"leg":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Leg.\"",]),"justified":(["":"$N $vintone: \"Arrogance is justified.\"",]),"jig":(["":"$N $vdance a jig.",]),"debug":(["":"$N $vsquash a pesky bug in $p code.","LIV":"$N $vlean over and $vsquash a bug in $p1 code.",]),"lwoo":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Little woo.\"",]),"apologise":(["LIV":"$N $vapologise to $n1.",]),"dordon2":(["":"$N $vwonder why the dordon emote severs someones head with a katana.",]),"gaybog":(["":"$N $vgaybog.",]),"zakksuxsomuch2":(["":"$N $vpoint out Zakk sucks so much it should be mentioned in header of every packet on the net.",]),"alanis2":(["":"$N $vhope to get a date with Alanis to go to the theatre.",]),"fork":(["":"$N $vcheck $p holster to see if $p fork is safely tucked away.","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Make like a process, and FORK OFF!\"",]),"prodstick":(["LIV":"$N $vprod $t with a stick.",]),"linux2":(["":"$N goes: Linux, the OS for people who have a fucking clue.",]),"sgvlbog":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Super Giga Very Little Bog!\" (the ultimate in oxymorons)",]),"extol":(["STR":"$N $v extol the virtues of $o.",]),"windows":(["":"$N $vexclaim, \"I don't do Windows!\"","STR":".",]),"wtdu":(["STR":"$N $vnote that $o is way too damn useful.",]),"coredump":(["":"$N $vdump core.","LIV":"$N $vdump core on $t.",]),"jane":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Jane, you ignorant slut!\"","LIV":"$N $vsay, \"$tp, you ignorant slut!\"",]),"ffiddle":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Feel Free to fiddle with it.\"",]),"cow":(["":"$N $vhave a cow.","LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Don't have a cow, man!\"",]),"wavie":(["":"$N $vwavie $p armies.","LIV":"$N $vwavie $p armies at $t.",]),"bleed":(["":"$N $vbleed.","LIV":"$N $vbleed on $t.",]),"win95":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Windows 95 < MacOS '87!\"","LIV":"$N $vthink $n1 $v1are as reliable as an alpha copy of Win95.","STR":"$N $vthink $o is as reliable as a alpha copy of Win95.",]),"dilith":(["":"$N secretly $vreplace the dilithium with Folger's crystals.","LIV":"$N secretly $vreplace $p1 dilithium with Folger's crystals.",]),"cool24":(["":"$N $vgo, \"When you's cool, you's cool twenty-four hours a day!\"",]),"monkey6":(["":"$N $vtwitch a little and ask, \"yadda yadda yadda how many more monkeys?  HOW MANY?!\"",]),"goaway":(["LIV":"$N $vsing, \"$tp, don't go away mad! $tp, just go away!\"","STR":"$N $vsing, \"$O, don't go away mad! $O, just go away!\"",]),"skiss":(["":"Excuse $n while $n0s $vkiss the sky.","LIV":"$N $vgive $t a soft, sexy kiss.",]),"codemachine":(["":"$N $vare a code-pounding machine!","LIV":"$N $vnote how $t $v1are a code-pounding machine!",]),"christmas":(["":"$N $vjump into the air and screams 'A very Merry Fucking Christmas to ya!'",]),"shove":(["":"$N $vshove.","LIV":"$N $vshove $t.","STR":"$N $vshove $o.",]),"squeeshy":(["":"$N $vlook somewhat squeeshy.","LIV":"$N $vsqueeze on $t and $vsay, \"Squeeshy!\"",]),"blaster":(["":"$N $vnote, \"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.\"",]),"lord":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Oh, dear lord!\"","STR":"$N $vgo, \"Oh, dear lord! $O.\"",]),"sfoow":(["":"$N $vgo, \"!ooW gnikcuf-repuS\"",]),"dc":(["":"$N $vnote that DC is a thrid world country.",]),"lala":(["":"$N $vturn blue and starts to hum: La LA la la la ...",]),"highfive":(["LIV":"$N $vhighfive $t.",]),"alone":(["":"$N $vscream, \"You're connected to a whole planet! 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There isn't even an emote for '$o'!!!",]),"gauntlet":(["":"$N $vsay, \"Red warrior is about to die!\"","LIV":"$N $vsay, \"$Tp needs food badly.  $Tp is about to die!\"",]),"slave":(["LIV":"$N $vbeg $t: I wanna be your love slave!","LIV LIV STR":"$N $vsell $n1 to $n2 for $o.",]),"bfgs":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Bog Fucking Giga-Super!\"",]),"fermez":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $n1, \"Fermez la bouche!\"",]),"ourmilk":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"No milk will ever be OUR milk.\"",]),"blue":(["":"$N $vwhisper, \"Beware the untapped blue...\"",]),"toy":(["":"$N $vtrade in all of LIMA's emotes for toys.",]),"tshake":(["LIV":"$N $vshake $p1 tentacle.",]),"encore":(["":"$N $vshout \"Encore, Encore!\"","LIV":"$N $vshout \"Encore, Encore!\" and $vclap $t on the back.",]),"eye":(["":"$N $veye everyone suspiciously.","LIV":"$N $veye $t suspiciously.",]),"annesuxsomuch":(["":"$N $vpoint out that Anne sucks so much, she got pregnant from it!",]),"seethe":(["":"$N $vseethe and $vfume, all the while giving everyone a baleful glare... 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    ----/|
    \\ o,O|
     =(-)= SYN!!!!!
       U   THPTH!!!!!!!",]),"dwarf":(["":({"You feel like a dwarf.
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\"Many many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was purdy as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law which changed my very life
My daughter was my mother cause she was my fathers wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle then it also made him brother
To the widows grown up daughter who of course was my step mother
My fathers wife then had a son who kept them on the run
He became my grandchild cause he was my daughters son
My wife is now my mothers mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
If my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild
Every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild
This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It's a-funny I know
But it really is so!
I'm my own grandpa!\"",]),"nametag":(["LIV":"Check out the name tag, grandma, $n1 $v1are in $p0 world now!",]),"becool2":(["LIV":"$N $vsay to $t, \"Tell that bitch to be cool!\"",]),"hitler":(["":"$N $vsay, \"One good thing about Hitler: without him, there'd be 11 million more people on the subway.\"",]),"admire":(["LIV":"$N $vadmire $t.",]),"tmianon":(["LIV":"$N $vinvite $t to join TMI anonymous.",]),"nosefuck":(["LIV":"$N $vfuck $t in the nose, and $ts smelt $n10o coming.",]),"luke":(["":"$N $vwhine, \"But I was gonna go to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters!\"",]),"gene":(["LIV":"$N $vblow $p whistle and $vyell, \"$Tp, out of the gene pool, now!\"",]),"ebcdicsux":(["":"$N $vintone \"EBCDIC sucks absolutely!\"","LIV":"$N $vintone \"EBCDIC sucks even more than $t !\"","STR":"$N $vintone \"EBCDIC sucks $o !\"",]),"whistle":(["":"$N $vwhistle.","LIV":"$N $vwhistle at $t.","LIV STR":"$N $vwhistle $o at $t.","STR":"$N $vwhistle $o.",]),"nad":(["":"$N $vfeel like a nad.  Yeah, nads... Heh, heh!","LIV":"$N $vaccuse $t of being a nad!",]),"thumb":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Thumb.\"",]),"toomanylegs":(["LIV":"$N $vhand $t a flower, and $vask for a donation for the Society for the Prevention of New Leg Emotes.",]),"win95sux":(["":"$N $vnote that Win95 sux so bad, they even wrote an emote about it.","LIV":"$N $vnote that $t sux worse than Win95. { =@ }","STR":"$N $vnote that $o sux worse than Win95. { =@ }",]),"sausage":(["LIV":"$N $vgive $t a sausage.",]),"dumbass":(["":"$N $vare a dumbass.","LIV":"$N $vgo to $t, \"You dumbass!\"","STR":"$N $vthink $o is a dumbass.",]),"rustsucksworsethanzakk":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Rust sucks worse than Zakk!!  Wait... just not possible, sorry.\"",]),"nail":(["LIV":"$N $vnail $p1 head to the floor.",]),"carpenter":(["LIV":"$N $vsuggest that $n1 $vgo on the Karen Carpenter diet plan.",]),"broke":(["":"$N $vmumble, \"I think we broke her.\"",]),"amylaar":(["":"Amylaar: A MudDriver you loathe always and revile.",]),"pole":(["":"$N $vsay, \"I'm not touching that one with a 20' pole.\"",]),"mutterover":(["":"$N $vmutter over $p breath.",]),"wigglestick":(["":"$N $vsing, \"I've got a wiggle stick, MAMA!\"",]),"dizzying":(["LIV":"$N $vtell $t, \"Truly you have a dizzying intellect.\"",]),"hell8a":(["":"$N $vcringe and $vpoint out that Heaven 7 is at 3.0 alpha.",]),"different":(["LIV":"Today, just to be different, $t $v1are a King Kamaya Maya bitch!",]),"squark":(["":"$N $vsquark.",]),"wince":(["":"$N $vwince.","LIV":"$N $vwince away from $t.","STR":"$N $vwince $o.",]),"900":(["LIV":"$N $vask, \"I'm bored.  $Tp, what was your 900 number again?\"",]),"sue":(["LIV":"$N $vaccuse $n1 of being a boy named Sue!",]),"breastfeed":(["":"$N $vare ready to breast feed anyone who is hungry.","LIV LIV":"$N $vwatch in horror as $n1 $v1feed at $p2 breast.","LIV":"$N $vbreastfeed off of $t.",]),"0cool":(["":"$N $vwish $n were Zero Cool...",]),"emacs3":(["":"$N $vgo, \"Emacs Makes All Computers Slow\"",]),"error":(["LIV":"$N $vmake fun of $t for causing a runtime error.  What a doofus.",]),"nod2":(["":"$N $vnod.
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