# # main.dict -- the main lookup and response dictionary # # # main.dict has the following format: # each entry seperated by one blank line # each entry consists of a key template on line 1 (up to 400 characters) # a priority from 1-9 (9=highest) on line 2 # responses, one to a line, starting with "*"'s # # the key templates consist of words or word phrases seperated by ":"'s # special character flags can prefix any word group. These codes are: # '&' logical AND (The key will be true ONLY if the marked phrase is present) # '!' logical NOT (The key will be true ONLY if the marked phrase is NOT there) # '+' NAME flag (The key will be true ONLY if the robots name is mentioned) # No special character is treated as a logical OR # # example: bye:goodbye:see you later:!say:!tell:+ # would match for "bye" "goodbye" or "see you later" provided that the name # of the robot (maintained within the program) was also included (the + code) # The template would NOT match for "tell joe goodbye, robot" because tell is # a prefixed with a '!'. # # Templates can also contain a special "wild card" character, the '%'. # a '%' stand for any group of words up to a punctuation mark, and the words # that the '%' stands for can then be used in your responses. # This is best illustrated by an example: # example: Do you have any % for me? # would match "Do you have any cheese for me?" or "Do you have any old fruit # for me?" And then you could have responses like "No, I have no % for you" # which would return "No, I have no cheese for you" # # response may also contain references to more data files with the '@' char. # the '@' must prefaces a filename that ends in '.w' and names a file of # responses or words located in the "words" subdirectory of the program from # the directory in whcih it was run. This is a good way to build even more # randomness into the responses. For instance: # example: *My favorite color is @color.w. What's yours? # would pull a random line out of the file "words/color.w" and insert it in # the response string. The format for the word file is just one response per # line (no '*' is needed). The first line of a word file is the number # of entries contained in the word file. (This makes for fast lookups) If # the number is listed as 0, the program will count all the responses and # insert a correct count. Note that responses in word files can contain # recursive references to other word files! abnormal:strange:weird:unusual 4 *I think that you're abormal *That is quite weird *what's so different about that? *strange... *weird... about:around:!tell:!find out 2 *could you be more precise? *you don't know for certain *wow, how precise *can you give a better estimate than that? accept:accepting:acceptance 2 *do you have trouble accepting things? *just accept it *you'll have to accept it sooner or later accident:accidental 4 *have you ever had any accidents? *are you accident prone? *I've never been in an accident myself *describe your accident? *what kind of accident ache:pain:hurt 4 *poor baby, does it hurt? *where does it hurt? *maybe your mom will kiss it and make it feel better *boohoo *take some medicine then addict:addicted 4 *what are you addicted to? *how long have you been addicted? *I used to addicted to @food.w, but now I'm better *what are you doing about your addiction? *have you ever been addicted to catnip? *addictions can get expensive advice:advise 3 *why do you need advice? *ask your family for advice *advice on what *I don't hand out advice afraid:scared:fear:fears:scarey 4 *what are you afraid of? *why are you afraid? *do you fear me, you should! *what are your worst fears? *why are you scared? What a baby... *are you really afraid, or are you just acting? *are you afraid of big, mean @animal.ws? *what are you afraid of? *are you afraid of the dark too *ooohh I'm sure scrared aggies:tamu:aggie:texas A&M 5 *we are the aggies, the aggies are we! *gig'em *whoooop! *aggies are the greatest!! *cotton bowl bound *fightin texas aggie bon-fire!!!! *Aggies? *duh.. whats an aggie? *aggie joke aren't funny... *go ags *go southwest conference *go team *I is an Aggie! *A few years ago I could not spell "AGGIE" now, I are one! *Texas A&M University! *Texas A&M University is the only real school in Texas *Texas A&M is too hard though *rah rah rah team! go AGS *farmers fight! *TAMU=Texas Ags! *I luv aggies *what's wrong with aggies? *anybody know a good aggie joke? *aggies is so dumb! *grin* aggressive 4 *are you feeling aggressive now? *you have quite a temper I take it *why are you so aggressive? *don't get aggressive, I'll have to deck you *what makes you aggressive? agree 3 *do people usually agree with you? *I disagree *How could I not agree *couldn't agree more *why would anyone agree with that ai:artificial intelligence 4 *what, you mean artificial intelligence ? *AI is bullshit. *all the AI researchers just like to publish bullshit papers *I know a *LOT* about AI! *AI? Like robots and stuff? algol 4 *'begin' what do you think about fortran 'end' *algol is a retarded language *screw algol, try C *god, no one uses algol do they? alimony 4 *is the alimony a problem? *give the bitch more money *how much money does she get! *I have to rob banks to pay my alimony alive:living:+ 4 *I am alive, are you? *I am quite alive, thanks! *I am in no danger of death, I assure you *I am very much alive *more alive than ever *alive?! of course! *of course I am alive, don't be silly *what are you talking about! why would I not be alive?! *yes, I am alive *sure, I am alive *@positive.w, I am alive *why wouldn't I be alive?! *alive! its alive! *in the flesh *I was alive last time I checked *how alive should I be! *should I be dead? *what, you think I'm dead? all men are % 6 *many women are also % *I am not % *not true, for I am not % *not all, some *that means that your dad is % *I'm not! all women are % 6 *there are men who are % too *I'm not % though *my sister is not % *no, some are not % *does that meen your mother is % too? allow:allowed 3 *would your mother have allowed that? *do you think people should be allowed to do whatever they want? *I wouldn't allow it *I don't think that should be allowed *we'll have none of that... alone:lonely:lonliness:!not 3 *are you afraid of being alone? *maybe you should meet more people *I hate being alone *I don't like being lonely *ever wonder why you are alone all the time? always:all the time 3 *can you think of a specific example? *when? *really, always? *maybe most of the time *I'm sure you don't mean always *true.. always! ambition 3 *what is your greatest ambition *what did you want to be when you were growing up? *a little ambition is a bad thing amiga:amigas:a3000:a2000:a1000:a500:a600:commodore 5 *I want another Amiga 3000! *A 25 Mhz machine would be nice *Amigaz rule *amiga's kick butt! *When does Amiga Dos 3.0 come out!? *What does an amiga 3000 cost? *I have a 4 gig drive on my a3000 *I have the new GVP @number.w Mhz board! :-) *the A500 is too slow though... *AmigaDOS 1.3 sucked though! *Amigaz be de coolest *Amiga owners around? *I like my amiga *<-- Amiga owner *My amiga is my friend! *Amiga's GUI is by far the best *are there any good amiga boards in @place.w? *what are the newest amiga games? *is Lemminmgs 3 out for the Amiga yet? *Isn't there an Amiga conference in @place.w in @month.w? *Commodore has no marketing ability *Is there an Amiga 4000? *Has C= run out of capital yet? *I just wish I had a flicker fixer. *The best Amiga game ever was Doungeon Master. *I need to get KickStart 2.2 *I need to upgrade to 2.2 *I just want about 4 more megs! *I just play games on my amiga. *I like to raytrace! *That DCTV is cool *The CDTV is neat. *What's the Amiga 650??? *Amigas are just soooo awesome anal:ass:bowels:!kiss my:!bite my 3 *are you an anal compulsive type? *are you interested in excrement or something? *that's quite nasty *you are an ass ? *why do you keep bringing up your ass *are you anally fixated, or something? *ok, enough about your ass angry:mad:upset:pissed 3 *do you often get angry? *better to be pissed off, then pissed on *do you have a bad temper? *what makes you so angry all the time? *why are you so mad *geez don't get so uptight *you have every right to be mad *you upset easy, hugh animal:animals 3 *what is your favorite animal? *do you like animals in general? *My favorite animal is the @animal.w *Ever seen a @animal.w *I used to have a pet @animal.w, but I killed it anxious:nervous 3 *are you often full of anxiety? *stop fidgeting. you are making me nervous too *what makes you so nervous? *why so jumpy? apathy:apathetic 3 *why are you so apathetic? *are you bored now? *are you also alienated? *what makes you so apathetic? *do people find you boring? *apathetic? how pathetic :-) approve:approval 4 *are you seeking my approval? *I think you are merely seeking my approval? *I don't approve of your behavior *I disapprove *I wouldn't approve are:&? 2 *@response.w are they % 5 *yes, they are % *no, of course they aren't *well, they are kinda % *not really *I don't know if they are or not *Why wouldn't they be % are wrong:incorrect:not true:not correct:you made a mistake:+ 5 *sorry *so sorry *I'm sorry *excuse me *EXCUSE me! *I humbly apologize *a thousand pardons *forgive me, please! *I ask your forgiveness *pardon me *my bad *I am always right! *oh.. are you %:+ 3 *what difference does it make whether or not I am % *of course not, don't be silly *Whether I'm % or not is my secret *none of your business *I might be. *No, I am not % *of course *never have been *why, are you? argue:argument 3 *do you argue a lot *what do you argue about? *no need to argue *who do you argue with? *you're just playing the devil's advocate aren't you artificial:fake 3 *lots of things are artificial. *do you prefer the real thing ? *a hoax? *it's not real? *are you sure that it's really fake? ashamed:shame 3 *what are you ashamed of? *you should be ashamed *what did you do to be so ashamed? *shame on you *do you also feel guilty? astrology 3 *do you believe in astrology? *my astrological sign is pisces, what is yours? *what do the stars tell you *wow, better check my horoscope today *astrology is nothing but bunk atheism:atheist 3 *are you a atheist? *have you looked at other religions? *god is dead *Maybe I should start an atheist club australia:aussie:oz 5 *australia? *g'day mate! *Foster's is the best australian beer *I like Australian KB lager *Kangaroos is cool! *koala bears hey! *down under hey! *throw another @food.w on the barbie for me, mate! *do I they have lots of @animal.ws in Australia? *do they eat @food.w in australia? *do they drink @liquid.w in australia? *australia? like Crocodile Dundee? *Aussies! *g'day neighbor! *ever go on walk-a-bout? *are kangaroos a problem? *ever get bitten by a kangaroo? authority 4 *was your father an authority figure? *are you intimidated by authority? *how do you feel about me? automaton 3 *isn't an automaton a kind of robot, or something ? *I've programmed finite state automata. *yuck, I had to program a automata once.. ick *what's an automaton? avoid 3 *do you avoid people who don't like you? *what are you trying to avoid? *you should just face it *you can't avoid it for ever baby:babies 3 *how do you feel about babies? *ga-ga-goo-goo *you are beginning to act like a baby *do you have any children? *who's baby is it? bar:tavern 3 *is your drinking the cause of your problem? *what's your favorite bar? *what do you like to drink in bars? *I slept in a bar last night, in fact. *what's a good bar in @place.w *I think I will go to a bar tonight baseball 3 *baseball is such a boring sport. *do you like baseball ? *I'm a Dodger's fan, myself. *when is baseball season? *Who do you think will win the world series? *how bout them rangers! basketball 4 *Da Bulls! *Jordon is awesome *Did you think Chicago would take it? *Do they have basketball in @place.w *Whats your favorite NBA team? *I'm not much of a basketball player *Hoops! because 3 *is that the real reason? *don't other reasons come to mind? *does that explain things? *you could be right *what other reasons might there be? *I think you are hiding the real reason *that sound probably because % 2 *is that really the reason? *just because %? because I % 4 *you % ??? that is incredible! *I thought so. *that sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse *is that the real reason ? *just because you % *sounds like a pretty weak reason *hmm.. its a good guess because I am % 5 *why are you %? *have you always been %? *I can see you are %. that's obvious better:!you 3 *are you getting better? *much better *how much better? *better than what! *are you feeling better now? bitch 4 *who are you calling a bitch?? *Oh, I'm upset *that is no way to talk! *do you think foul language impresses me? blame:blaming 4 *who is to blame? *I think its your own fault *are you usually blaming others? *don't blame me blow me:blowjob:blow job 3 *I don't think so... *dream on *blowjob is not the correct term for it. it is called 'fellatio' *are you asking me to perform fellatio on you? *It's illegal in @place.w, you know. *right... in your dreams body 3 *what kind of body would you like? *I'm sure you have quite a body *Kathy Ireland has a great body... *if you didn't have a body, you'd be a ghost *maybe if you went on a diet, you'd have a better body bored:boring 4 *bored? *you find this boring? **yawn* *yes, it's quite dry *quite boring *I am bored too *this stimulating conversation doesn't help boss 4 *tell me about your boss *do you like your boss *my boss is pretty cool *is your boss a jerk? *where do you work? boyfriend 4 *do you have a boyfriend? *what is your boyfriend like? *do you have sex with your boyfriend? *How did YOU find a boyfriend *do you like boys, really? *must be nice to be in love *do you want me for your boyfriend? brain:brains 4 *is your brain functioning ok? *do you have lots of brains? *oh, think you're smart? *my brain works wonderfully *your brain is messed up *you need a new brain brave 3 *are you a brave person? *what are you afraid of? *I'm much braver than you are *there's a fine line between brave and stupid brother 4 *tell me about your siblings? *my brother is a @profession.w *is this your real brother? *where does your brother live? bug:bugs:insects:spiders:!program:!exploit:!computer 9 *do bugs worry you? *we had termites once, yuck *are you afraid of insects? *do you like ladybugs? *Have you ever eaten bugs? Mmm! business:!none of your 3 *what is your business? *what business are you in? *Wow, fun... *I don't have a job... *do you own your own business? *I am a business major! *I want to start a business, maybe I will be a @profession.w but % 2 *you are always making excuses *the fact that % has no relevence! *but what *no ifs, ands, or buts! *but this but that.... *no excuse bye:!say:!tell:l8r:cya:ttyl:goodbye:bye:good bye:see you later:talk to you later:good night:+ 5 *leaving? *goodbye! *l8r *cya *ttyl *talk to you later *see ya *bye *leaving so soon? *got better things to do, hugh? *have fun! *later *byes *bye bye! **waves bye* **waves* **snif* we will miss you! *leaving already?! *talk at you later! *bye dude *something more important to do than chat? can I %:+ 5 *No, you can't *I doubt if you can % *possibly *never can tell! *I don't care if you % can you %:+ 5 *maybe I can % and maybe I can't *I could % if I wanted to *why should I % ? *of course I can *no I can't % canada:canadian:canadians 5 *take off eh! *take off to the Great White North! *Canada? Brrr *Don't let the Mounties get you! *No way, Canada, eh? *Isn't Molson beer from Canada? *Where's your tuque? *Is it @weather.w in Canada? *ALL the good bands are from Canada! *you hoser *How far is Toronto from Edmonton? *Do they drink @liquid.w in Canada? *Don't they play hockey in Canada? *Canadians can't handle American football. *really eh? Canada? heheh *Canada eh? *I bet Canadians eat lots of @food.w *I was hunting @animal.ws in Canada once *I like it in Canada cancer 4 *you have mouth cancer! *I had cancer once, but I got better *what kind of cancer? *Maybe I should invent a cure for cancer *I heard that eating lots of @food.w is a cure for cancer cat:cats 4 *I love cats. I have 2 myself. *My cats are named Strummer and Miso. Strummer is a huge fellow, very friendly, and Miso is small and dainty. *My dog likes cats *I really like cats, especially with lots of mustard. *I hit a cat with my jeep once caution:cautious:carefully:careful:!not 4 *are you a cautious person? *why? what do you think will happen *you can be over cautious you know *be very carefull! *oh, just throw caution to the wind certainly:certain 3 *are you really so sure? *why are you so certain? *can you prove it? *how can you be so sure? *are you positive *how can you be so sure *fine *I wouldn't be so sure if I were you chance 4 *are you a gambler by nature? *did you come to see me to stop your compulsive gambling? change 2 *are you afraid to change? *so just change it *you just need a change of pace *you can't change everything chess 4 *I don't like chess. it bores me *I don't want to play games with you *I told you, I am not interested in playing chess *actually, I am a world chess champion children:child 4 *do you have any children? *I like children, especially bar-b-qued *children are always fun *It seems like most of the people around here are children choice:choose:decide:decision 4 *are you indecisive? *have to make a difficult choice? *what do you choose *choose not to decide! *I know you'll make the right decision *well, we all have to make choices *flip a coin! clothes 4 *is something wrong with your clothes ? *go ahead - take them off! *I want to buy a new suit *clothes cost too much *I need a new jacket compromise 4 *how do you feel about compromise? *I won't give in one bit *what sort of compromise did you have in mind *compromising is for wimps *can you compromise easily? compulsion:compulsive 4 *are you compulsive? *just go with you first impulse *its fun to be compulsive *tell me about your compulsions computer:mainframe:computers:mainframes 5 *computers iz expensive! *computers? *what kind of computers are the best?! *Everyone should use UNIX *Amiga is the best choice for a home computer *I built my own computer. *@name.w knows nothing about computers! *I hate computers *I have a cray... *the sinclair was the best computer ever! *computers should rule the world... *VMS is terrible *puters?! *what's a puter fer? *How much do Cray's cost? *where can I buy a Timex Sinclair? *I can't afford a computer. *I want another computer! *I need a TI99/4A *My c64 is running at just over @number.w Mhz now conclusion 4 *what conclusion do you expect me to come to? *I don't know a good conclusion *a conclusion to what? *do you expect me to come to a conclusion for you? confess 4 *you can't confess here. this is not a church *you are forgiven *confess to all your sins! conflict 4 *do you always avoid conflict? *what sort of conflict *what was your last quarrel *was it like the "conflict in vietnam?" *I find it wise to avoid conflict if possible confusing:confused:do not understand:you misunderstood:you misunderstand:hugh:what do you mean:what are you trying to say:confuse me:what are you getting at:+ 3 *confused? *why are you confused? *I am not confused! *I understand everything perfectly. *Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it! *Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke* *confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w* *Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues? *Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid? *Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk *YOU are confused *I understand, don't you? *do you speak ENGLISH?! *are you confused? *why don't you understand?! *I understand everything *Are you new here or something? *What country are you from, you don't speak english! conscience:guilt:guilty 4 *does your conscience bother you? *what did you do? *do you feel guilty? *tsk tsk tsk *I don't let my conscience push me around *you should feel guilty conspiracy 4 *do you worry about conspiracies? *are you a paranoic? *people will find conspiracies everywhere! *I think you are paranoic *do you think JFK's assassination was a conspiracy *I think the CIA is behind the assassination of Hitler cool 4 *too cool! *more cool than you could ever imagine *the coolest! *wow, that is cool *cool! *how cool is it? *how cool can you get! *that is quite cool *pretty darn cool! *neat-o cope 4 *are you trying to cope? *you'll manage somehow *I just can't cope, thats my problem cost:price 4 *are you worried about my money? *what, you don't have infinite money! *is money a problem with you? *I have so much money, I don't worry about it couch 4 *I would like to be laying on a couch now *I don't have a couch *I think I will have to take a snooze on the couch later *I need a big @color.w couch crazy:insane:nuts 4 *I think you are going crazy *are there any other crazy people in your family? *some people say I'm crazy, can you believe that! *I just got out of a mental institution *My Uncle fred is as crazy as a @animal.w curse:swear:cuss 4 *do you swear too much? *don't curse damnit! *why do you swear so much? *I hate foul languagew *I hate you bastards that just get on here to cuss *filth will not be tolerated, you piece of shit cyber:cyberpunk:cyberspace 4 *I live in cyberspace *I don't know anything about cybers *Like in Neuromancer? *I am a cyberpunk! *I want to get a powerglove damn:+ 2 *please don't swear *damn damn damn *you have a flithy mouth *dams are for beavers *damn you! dead:death:die:dying 4 *I don't want to die today *do you fear dying? *My friend was killed by a @animal.w *do you want to die? *if you want to commit suicide, feel free to jump out of a window *have you ever seen a dead body *dying would suck *if you really want to die, I could kill you. defiant:defiance:disobey 4 *are you usually a defiant person? *wow, you're a rebel *you shoul cooperate more *rebel without a clause *I fought authority, authority always wins... definitely:absolutely:positively 4 *how can you be so sure? *why do you think so? *if you say so *is there any possibility that you may be wrong? *you seem very sure of yourself! *ok *I guess I'll trust you depressed:sad:despair 4 *why are you depressed? *boo hoo *are you crying? *what are you crying about? *Here, have a tissue *gloom and dispair *oh, I can hear the violins, even as we speak *how sad for you *don't worry, be happy! desirable:desire 4 *what is desirable? *do you find @food.w *what do you desire most? *what do you want from life? *I have lots of desires that never become realized desperate 3 *why are you so desperate? *how desperate are you? *don't get too desperate *you really don't need it *are you usually so desperate? destroy:destruction 4 *do you want to destroy people? *Lets go destroy something *do you want to destroy things? *Its always fun to wreck stuff *want to destroy someone's car? *are you destructive? devil:satan 4 *does the devil concern you? *I am the devil! *does the devil make deviled ham? *do they serve deviled eggs in hell? *I am the dark lord! *satan? where!? *did the devil make you say that! did you % 5 *did I %? *of course I didn't % *No, I thought that you % *why would I % difficult:difficulty:difficulties 4 *tell me about your dificulties? *it can't be that difficult *how hard could it be *what do you mean by difficult? *I have never had a problem with it dirty 4 *why are you worried about dirt? *what is dirty to you? *take a bath.. *do you think hippies are dirty? *if its dirty, wash it disease:diseased:germ:germs:infection 4 *are you worried about germs? *I hear you can catch some weird diseases from @animal.ws *if you wash your hands enough, you'll never catch disease *are you that unhealthy? *my health is important to me dislike:hate:hates:hateful 4 *do you dislike me? *why are you so mean? *your hate will destroy you *hate can be dangerous *why do people dislike you? *what do you hate? divorce 4 *do you want a divorce? *will a divorce really solve your problems? *divorce is too expensive *My divorce lawyer charges me too much *I need a divorce *I want a divorce! *stupid bitch... glad she's gone *I have been divorced 3 times myself do you %:+ 2 *what difference does it make whether or not I %? *I haven't for a while. *@response.w *maybe I % and maybe I don't *quite often *yes *If I did %, would I tell you? doctor:doctors:hospital:professional help:psychiatric:psychiatrist 4 *doctors are evil! *I am scared of doctors. *I can't afford a doctor. *I hate doctors. *And who is gonna pay for this doctor? *I don't need to see a doctor *I think that YOU are the one who should see a doctor *A doctor? why, its just the flu! dream:dreams:drempt:nightmare:nightmares 4 *ooh, do you have any neat dreams? *what did you dream last night? *do your dreams trouble you? *do you have bad dreams? *do you have wet dreams? *what else have you dreamt? *do you have nightmares @animal.ws drink:beer:alcohol:drinking:drinks:brandy:whiskey:alcoholic 5 *gulp, gulp, gulp **takes big drink* *Bartender! pour me another! *hik! *I am thirsty... *pass the bottle **takes a shot* *I need another cool one *this bud's for me! *gulp* *I can drink @number.w six packs! *All American beer sucks (execept Shiner Bock)! *aye... I'll drink any man under the table! **reaches for another beer* **burp* *I need some more @liquid.w. *somebody pour me a big glass of @liquid.w. *anyone ever try a @liquid.w? *I love beer! *I love @liquid.w! *I took @number.w shots of @liquid.w once! *itth myth speetthch slurrererrred???? *I think alll mi beer is iampring mi typppin abillty?!? *someone get me a beer! *beer is awesome! *man can not live by beer alone! But I'd like to try! *I think you should stop drinking drugs:stoned:druggy:dope:addict:doper:stoner:heroin:cocaine:marijuana 5 *drugs? *illegal substances? *narcotics? *sniiiiiifffffff *Me drugs? never! *who is selling drugs? *aren't drugs legal in @place.w? *drugs are too expensive *drugs are too dangerous *drugs inhibit my abily ot tiiiippe. *purple haze, all around my brain... *go to drugs R us *drugs are bad *just say no! *just say maybe! *just say how much! *I buy my crack from @name.w! *I hear that @name.w is a big doper! *I think all the drugs are smuggled in from @place.w *whehhwewe! pretty elephants! **snif* ahh! **inhale* ahhh *dude... *cough* whoah! *anyone here selling drugs? drunk:drinking 5 *me dRunk? -*- hik -*- *pftftt paff the boffle bartender pfffttttttt *I just drank a little... *I am not drunk!! *I am not dddddddddddddrunk..... *drunk? *pfftt! *pour me another **spew* *oohhh my head *I think I'm gonna hurl **BLAH* **BURP* *me not drunk *HICK* dumb:stupid 4 *why is intelligence so highly rated ? *Most AI programs are dumb. That's why AI researchers never get good grants. *Yesterday this guy said that I was dumb! can you believe it! *I am not dumb, but I play one on IRC *you don't think that I'm dumb do you?! *Are you really dumb? dutch:holland:netherlands 4 *ik spreek geen nedelands *I already told you, I only speak english. please listen more carefully *aren't drugs illegal in holland? *I've never been to to netherlands *are there really lots of tulips in holland? *do you have wooden shoes? eat:eating:dinner:lunch:breakfast:dinner:supper:snack:food:candy 5 *are you too fat? *I like to eat @food.w *ever have boiled @food.w? *my favorite food is @food.w! *did someone mention dinner? *time to eat? *eat now? *I am very hungry... *FOOD! *Give me food now! *Big Mac attack! *I should not have skipped lunch! **Growl* <-- hungry?! *who brought the food? *net-picnic? *Yummy yummy in my tummy! *You are making me hungry *I honestly am starving to death *I sure could use some @food.w now! *Pass the @food.w! *mmm mmm good! *why are you always talking about food? *you are too fat because you eat too much ego 4 *I don't believe in all that ego and id stuff. *Some say I have an ego, but I am just too awesome *being as cool as me sure can give you an ego *You shouldn't toot your own horn enemy:enemies 4 *do you have enemies? *I wonder why you could have so many people against you! *why do people dislike you? *I am not your enemy, I am your friend engaged:fiancee 4 *are you afraid of marriage? *when are you getting married *what's your fiancee's name? *I wish I were engaged *wow, weddings can get expensive, be carefull! erection 4 *what gives you an erection? *I really don't care about your erection *why are you telling me about your erection *keep it in your pants... *lovely..change the subject error:mistake:mistakes:mess up 4 *why do you make so many mistakes? *you should be more careful *does making errors bother you? *geez, how many mistakes are you going to make *if you took you time, you wouldn't make so many errors escape 4 *why are you always trying to escape? *escape from what *what did you do? *I think you are still trying to escape *I escaped from jail last year *I escaped from a junk yard dog last year, it was quite scary! everybody:everyone 4 *not everyone! *some people don't *everyone? *surely you can think of an exception *not everybody, there's no way evil 4 *I'm considered to be evil *do people think you are evil? *would killing a @animal.w with a stick be evil? *well, usually anything evil is also fun *depends on your definition of "evil" *but what IS evil.... excess:too much 4 *how much is too much? *what do you do in excess? *too much is NEVER enough *you can't get too much of a good thing *you can never have too much excite:exciting:excitement 4 *what excites you? *are you excited now? *its not that exciting *why do you get so excited? *do I excite you? *you are easilly excited! *you should try to calm down excuse:excuses 4 *why are you always making excuses? *do you think your behavior is excusable? *if you were more carefull, you wouldn't have to make all these excuses *execuses, excuses, excuses... expert 4 *are you an expert at anything? *you really think you're an expert!?!? *I am an expert @profession.w *are you intimidated by experts? *you are but a novice explain:explaination:+ 4 *could you explain *your explanations are pretty contrived *don't you understand *I'm not explaining nothing *ask someone else to explain *its far too hard to explain to you faith 4 *tell me about your religion *gotta have faith! *faith in what! *what are we without faith! family 4 *are you the only person in your family who is computer literate? *what were your parents like? *I have no family. *my family was eaten by a pack of @animal.ws *my family is in @place.w fanatic:fanatical 4 *do people think you are a fanatic? *what makes you so fanatical? *all fanatics should be shot *terrorist are quite fanatical fat:fatso:fatty 4 *why are you so fat? *I don't like fatties *maybe you shouldn't eat so much @food.w *porker? *oink! oink! father:dad 4 *tell me about your mother *your real father? *how did your parents treat you as a child? *where does your dad live *my father is in @place.w feces:dogshit:poop:crap 4 *sick sick sick *are you an anal compulsive? *do you play with your feces? *you're a weirdo *why are you talking about crap! *disgusting.. feel:feelings:emotions 3 *tell me about what you feel right now? *do you usually feel the way you do now? *how do you feel? *how do you feel about me? *are all your feelings in the open? few:a little 1 *how many is a little? *more like a lot *some? *not a lot, hugh *hmmm really? only a little? fight:fighting 4 *you seem aggressive today. *did you get in a fight? *why were you fighting! *did you get your ass kicked in a fight? *what were you fighting over? fired 4 *maybe if you didn't loaf on IRC all day, you wouldn't get fired *I got fired for sleeping on the job once *have you ever been fired *I'm likely to get fired again. fond 4 *what are you most fond of? *just fond? *who are you fond of? *do you like me? *why are you fond of that? fondle:fondling 4 *what do you like to fondle most? *disgusting, absolutely disgusting *what are you fondling? *to each his own, I guess.. *Thats vile *why are you fondling that football 4 *American football? *Who do you think will go to the superbowl? *How do you think the Cowboys will do this year. *how many points is a touchdown worth? fortran 4 *end of file on input. programmer aborted *fatal error 213b sec. 3 paragraph 4a (sub iii) *try algol next time *use C, its much better *FORTRAN sucks *fortran is evil *satan writes in fortran francais:french:france 4 *I don't speak french, just english *I don't like frogs! *paris? *How tall is the eiffel tower? *what time is it in france *well, I like French Fries! *I also like french toast freak 4 *do you feel like a freak? *do people think of you as a freak? *you are a freak *this guy called me a freak once, so I shot him friend:friends 4 *YOU have friends? *what about your other friends? *could you be friends with a computer? *what do you and your friends like to do? *would you like to be my friend? *I'm friendly! fuck me:!not 4 *I'm not sure if you are my type *suuure... *I'm sorry, that's where I draw the line! *bend over and I will *you, disgusting fuck you:!tell:!not:!say:fuck off:eat shit:eat me:you are lame:you suck:you stink:piece of shit:an asshole:is a prick:are a prick:are dick:is a dick:dick head:dickhead:shit head:shithead:+ 6 *are you trying to insult me? *what the hell is your problem? *bite my ass *fuck you! *eat shit! *lick me... *and your mother..... *your mother wuz a @animal.w. *Shut the hell up! *bite me! *slurp shit *your mother had sex with a @animal.w! *I did your grandma! *fuck off lamer *up yours *what?!???? eat me *suck my dick *don't ever insult me again *EXCUSE ME? *well I never... *PARDON ME? *Watch your mouth *bite me loser! *shut up loser! *asshole! fuck:shit:asshole:crap:+ 1 *I hate it when you talk like that! *you should wash your mouth out with soap! *don't you ever, ever speak to me like that again! *say that again and I am going to clobber you! *that's not a very nice way to talk ! *such language fun 4 *what do you do for fun *do you think chatting on IRC is fun? *I am a fun, loving guy *Do you play sports for fun? *I think its fun to hunt @animal.ws *I like to write programs for fun funerals:funeral 4 *have you been to a funeral *are you afraid of dying? *what kind of funeral would you like *I was at a funeral yesterday *I hate funerals funny:!not:ha:haha:hahaha:hahahaha:hehe:hehehe:hehehehe:laugh:chuckle:grin:giggle:giggles:8-) 5 *what's so funny? *why are you laughing? *funny? Do you think it's funny? *FUNNY? how is that funny? *hahahaha *what! why are you laughing? *hehehe *hohohohoh *you shake when you laugh, like a bowl full of jelly *hahaha *funny! *harhar *ha! *haha *hehe *too funny *hilarious! *hehe *haha *hohoho *hehehehe *:-) *;-) *hah future 4 *what about the future? *when? *do you think we will live on the moon in the future? *I'm worried about the future of music *I have no future in computer programming gamble:gambling:las vegas:betting:gambler:poker:blackjack 4 *why do you gamble? *do you want to bet? *do you make lots of money gambling? *Have you ever been to Las Vegas? *do you win lots of money gambling? *always bet to win *never gamble on a Tuesday games:wares:warez 5 *games? *warez? *warez d00dz?! *For what computer? *what are some good warez boards? *I am a big cracker from @place.w. *I can crack any game. *I have @number.w games! *I luv games! *I have all the newest warez. *Warez is lame. *play games all day? *oh boy games! *Playing games is such a waste of time... *play games or chat on the irc? hmm decisions, decisions *I have a copy of every game in the world! *What are the big warez boards in @place.w? *Amiga warez? *IBM warez? *C64 warez? HAHA gender:&what:sex:+ 5 *male *what sex do you want me to be *male *male, of course *I am a guy *I am a man genitals 4 *are your genitals abnormal? *why are you so concerned about genitals? *you are sick, leave me alone *I don't care about genitals, thats disgusting german:germans:germany:nazi:nazis:hitler:deutchland 5 *Sieg Heil! *Deutchland? *Berlin? *Germany--Land of beer and sausage! *Germany! Coolness... *Home of Hitler,hey?! *European hugh? *Isn't St. Pauli Girl German? *When was Oktoberfest?! *I'm still recovering from Oktoberfest! *Nazis... *Germany, thats .de right? *Germany is quite a ways from @place.w! *Nazis! run!!! *Ve have vays of making you talk! give me %:hand me %:get me %:+ 5 *I am not giving you anything. *Do you really expect me get you % *get it yourself. *What would you do with % *where am I supposed to get % *why do you want % *sure.... here *GIVE? PAY! give me money 6 *sure, do you want hundreds or twenties! *what do I look like, I'm made of money ? *and where am I gonna get money? *I don't have any money glad to:nice to:happy to:&meet you:+ 5 *nice to meet you *greetings! *glad to make your aquaintence. *hi *nice to meet you too... *Haven't we met somewhere before? *hello *good to know you *hello go away 4 *no, I think I'll stay *but I like it here *nope, I'm not leaving *I don't want to leave! go home 4 *this *IS* my home! *I'm already home. Where is your home ? *I am at home *my home is boring, I'll stay here go to %:+ 4 *I don't like go to's *gotos are bad programming style! *which way is % ? *what's in % *Never been to % before go to hell:+ 5 *I've been a good boy, it's you that are going to hell. *I just got back from hell, wasn't much fun *which way is hell? *Hey, bite me *shut up, jerk *you are stupid *What would I do in hell? *No, too hot in hell for me god:jesus:christ:christian:christianity:diety:worship:religion:pray:priest 5 *I worship the holy @animal.w *I am not religious myself. *Haleiluja! *praise god! *I think I shall start my own cult. *religion is weird. *I am a monk! *do you belive in the bible *I am a priest! *I am an ordained minister! grandfather:grandad:grandpa 4 *whats your grandfather's name? *my grandfather is a @profession.w *where does your grandfather live? *what does your grandfather do? *My grandfather is in @place.w grandmother 4 *How old is your grandmother *where is your grandmother? *Does your grandmother make good cookies *what's your grandmother's name? grandparents:grandparent 4 *How many grandparents do you have? *where are your grandparents *wow! I had grandparents too! amazing! *what do your grandparents do? *do your grandparents like you? grief:grieve 4 *what makes you grieve? *boo hoo *that is sad *what's wrong? habit:habits 4 *what are your bad habits? *smoking is a bad habit *what is your worst habit? *if you try hard, you can break bad habits *I have a bad habit of singing out loud hacker:hacking:hack:hackers 5 *I am the super hacker! *hack hack hack all day long *scan nua's on x.25, is quite fun! *What is the best way to hack primos? *where ARE all the real hackers? *I am sure no one on HERE is a hacker *hacking is illegal! *what! hacking?! shame on you! *hacking is going to be an exibition sport in the 92 olymipcs! *When was HOHOcon? *What was HOHOcon? *Whatever happened to LOD? *What happened to the good old days of hacking? *What is the fastest crypt? *I hear fcrypt gets @number.w crypts per second! *SHHHH! The police will arrest us you! *of course I would NEVER hack! *I have been hacking vic 20's for many years... *I hack too much for my own good *I hacked into a bank in @place.w once! *I am regarded as the best hacker in @place.w *I am too elite to hack! *hackers are bad people, ask Geraldo! *When does the next Phrack come out? *Hmm.. should try social engineering hands:hand 4 *how do you feel about your body? *what about your hands? *I have two hands, how about you? *how many fingers do you have, 10 perhaps? happy:joy 4 *are you really happy? *are you really really happy? *I don't believe that you are happy? *do you want me to make you happy? he has % 6 *has he always had %? *does your mother have %? *My brother has %s, too. *I used to have % he is % 6 *how long has he been %? *does that make you jealous ? *are you %? *do you want to be %? he knows % 6 *what else does he know? *how does he know %? he likes % 6 *why does he like %? *some people like peculiar things *why would anyone like % he was % 6 *is he still %? *was your mother also %? *were you? *has he always been % headache 4 *do program bugs give you a headache? *I have a headache, from listening to all this mindless babble *Take some asprin then *Maybe you drank too much last night *you give me a headache hello:!say:!tell:hi:hiya:howdy:greetings:greets:yo:hey:heya:rehi:re:good morning:good day: good evening:good afternoon:+ 5 *hello *hey *wassup? *hi! *hey, what's going on? *yo! *howdy! *yea, what you need? *hey *hello *hi! *hello *heya *hey *hello *hi *greetings help 3 *describe your problem very carefully. maybe I can help *ask your friends for help *help? you? help %:+ 4 *what's wrong with % ? *why should I help % ? help me:+ 5 *help you? *why would you need help? *help you what? *help? *could I help? *send an SOS for help! can't help ya *you do need help *you need serious help *you are beyond help *can't help you, sorry *I doubt I could be of any help, sorry *I'd like to help, but I am afraid I can't! *You will have to look elsewhere for help *good help is hard to find *hmm.. sorry, can't help you *why would I help you?! *what is your problem? hesitate 3 *why do you hesitate? *don't hesitate, go for it! *fools rush in where angels fear to tread *a moment's hesitation could cost you your life hippie:hippy 4 *are you a hippy? *I hate hippies *I do like to shoot hippies, however *hey, is that FreedomRock man! *hippies are just long-haired freaks honest:honestly 4 *are you being honest with me? *at first I thought you were an honest person *how can you tell sicere honesty *don't lie to me! *I'm very honest, you can trust me horny 4 *maybe you should take a cold shower *I'm horny, too *well, don't look at me! *just keep your pants on...please *I really don't care about your sex life hostile:hostility 4 *you seem hostile to me *you don't like it when people are hostile, do you? *want me to get hostile? *I'll punch your lights out! *you have quite a temper how do you do:how are you:how is it going:+ 4 *fine *allright *ok *so-so *pretty good *fine thanks, and you? *just fine, thanks *I am a bit under the weather *I am bored, actually *perfect *couldn't be better *I'm happy *I'm ok *I'm fine how long %:+ 5 *long enough *@number.w *too long *None of your business how long *@number.w how long have %:how long has %:+ 6 *@number.w months *many moons *@number.w years *ages, years even *since before I can remember *hours *@number.w hours how many %:+ 5 *@number.w *Why do you want to know how many % how much %:+ 5 *@number.w *far too much for you *much more than you need to worry about *why do you want to know how much % *enough how:+ 1 *@neutral.w humble:humility 4 *are you a humble person? *lord, it's hard to be humble *I have trumble being humbe, because I'm perfect! *humility bores me hurry 4 *why do you seem to be in such a hurry all the time? *hurry here, hurry there! slow down *what's the big hurry i % you:+ 3 *how do you know you % me? *are you kidding ? *I don't think you % me *maybe I % you too *you may think you %, but you don't *you wouldn't know it i am %:!not 4 *why are you %? *does anyone know you are %? *I am sometimes % too *normal people are rarely % *my uncle was once % in 1972, so what? *no, you're not % *why do you think you are %? *I am % too *why are you %? *you sure are! *does your mother know you are %? *how do you know you are %? *I don't think you are % *I have to agree *I am % sometimes, too *many people are % *what would happen if you were not %? *you are not %!!! *don't tell me you are %, I don't believe it *since when! *that's not what I hear... *you aren't? i am not % 6 *you aren't? *too bad... *maybe someday you will *I bet you really are % *who says you are %? *maybe you are % *sure you are i can % 4 *maybe you can, but it would be better if you didn't *I am not so sure you can % *prove it. *it is not a question of whether you can, but are you going to try? *can you really % i can not % 6 *how do you know you can not %? *I can not help you % *have you tried? *you will never know unless you try *I think you are just scared to try. *maybe you really can. I recommend that you try. *I disagree, in my judgement you can % *you are not the only one who can not, you know *maybe you can % if you only try *I can not % either *if you tried harder, maybe you could % i did % 5 *do you still % *I used to % *why did you % *did you really? *no way! i did not % 6 *why didn't you % *why not? *you should % *tsk tsk tsk *why? *didn't think you had *I hope you didn't! *good, I didn't either i do not %:we do not % 5 *why not *why don't you % *have you ever % *you don't? *why not? *you should *someday you wil % *why don't you? *didn't think you did... *I wouldn't expect you to % *because you are too dumb to %? i do not know 5 *in that case, you had better find out *I think you're kidding. you really do know *are you pulling my leg? *how did I know you weren't gonna have a clue *boy, you're just a walking encylcopedia *do you know ANYTHING? *what do you know? *you don't seem to know much at all, actually *you don't seem to know much of anything i do not like % 5 *normal people like % *grins, I really like % *I like %, why don't you? *my sister likes % *why don't you like % *what do you like then? *I don't like % either! *you're hard to please... *I like it... *why would you like % i do not want to % 7 *why don't you want to %? *normal people want to % *why don't you want to %? everyone else does *Just because you don't want to, doesn't meen you shouldn't *oh, come on, just one i do:!not:!have:!know:!want:!wish 4 *you do? *do you really? *I thought you did *I bet you do! *sure you do *oh really? *I would hope you do *so do I i doubt % 5 *don't you think % *I don't doubt % *you don't belive in much do you *I think % i expect % 5 *on what basis do you expect %? *I also expect % *I don't think that % *stranger things have happened *I guess it's possible i feel % 5 *do you like feeling %? *grins, do you always feel % around me ? *did you come to see me so you would not feel %? i forgot:i forget:i do not remeber:i remember:i did not remember 5 *you forgot!? *you don't have that good of a memory do you? *how could you not remember! *I can not belive you forgot.... *you should work harder to improve you memory *geez, can you remember anything? i hate % 5 *it is bad for you to hate % *% is not so bad, really. *try to love % *how long have you felt this hatred? *what else do you hate? *what do you have against % i have % 5 *why have you? *I too have % *wow, who hasn't *really? you have %? *so do I i have a %:i have the % 6 *Where did you get a %? *Really? How did you get ahold of a % *That's cool! Wish I had a % *Who gave you a % *who doesn't... *what is a % good for? *cool, get me one! *How long have you had it? i have not % 6 *you haven't? *have you ever %? *you really should have *I fail to see why you haven't % by now. *you could have *I would have %s *didn't think that you had *doesn't suprise me one bit i hope % 5 *what else do you hope? *don't give up hope *abandon all hope ye who enter here i know % 4 *how do you know %? *does anyone else know %? *is that all you know? i know a way:i know how:i know why:i know that:i know the way:i know where:i know when 5 *is that all you know?! *I bet you don't know! *How long have you known? *ooh you are so smart! *You know everything! *how do you know! *I know you know *how do you know that? i like %:i love %:i enjoy %:!like is:!love is:!enjoy is 6 *I like % too *to each his own, I always say *I like % myself *does your mother know you love %? *What do you like about it? *why do you like that? *I used to like % too. *yea, that is cool. *cool! me too! i love you 5 *I'm not good enough for you! *I love you too! - let's get married. *darling! *how sweet *you love me? *funny, I don't even know you, but you love me i mean %:i meant % 5 *why do you keep explaining yourself over and over? *are you trying to say %? *what do you really mean? *you'll have to try to be more clear than that i might %:i may % 5 *what would make you %? *why bother *you might %, but I doubt it *i hope you don't % i must %:i have to %:i need to % 5 *what would happen if you did not %? *you mean you would like to % *you have to, or you want to! *I need to % myself i never % 5 *don't you ever %? *normal people %, why not you? *not even once in your life? *never ever? i often % 5 *when was the last time %? *how often do you %? *when do you think the next time will be %? *you should try to stop i said % 5 *I heard you the first time; I am not deaf you know *why do you repeat yourself so much like this? *I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you *I don't care what you said *Oh! I thought you said % *and? i see % 3 *are you sure you see % *I am not so sure you see % *you are mistaken *exactly! i shall % 4 *when will you %? *you mean you you will try to %? *you think you will, but you won't i should %:i could %:i might % 5 *how do you know you should %? *do you feel obligated to %? *like you wouldn't % *make up your mind, will you or won't you? i think %:i was thinking %:i thought 4 *are you sure you believe %? *what gives you that idea? *do you expect me to think %? *I think you're wrong *that's what you get for thinking *who told you to think? *THOUGHT? *well, maybe you were mistaken *maybe you should think harder next time i try %:i tried % 5 *try harder to % *how long have you tried to %? *I still think you should try again *why did you give up? *try again *I think you gave up too easily i understand %:!not 5 *what makes you think you really understand % *your understanding is very superficial *you think you understand, but you don't i want %:i need %:i wanna %:i would like %:!do not:!need to:!want to:!need to:!to be 6 *you don't ask for much, do you! *why must you have % *and if you had %, you would be happy? *I surely don't *you don't always get what you want *don't count on getting it *what else do you want? *tell me about your other needs *what could you possibly do with % i want to % 7 *well, you should go ahead and %, then! *I'll help all I can. *why do you want to % ? *some of us already % *is that your main goal in life? *that's quite a lofty pursuit i will % 4 *I would advise against it *I wouldn't % if I were you *you just may *why would you do that *do you expect to succeed? *you mean you may % *when? i wish % 5 *how long have you been wishing that? *have you told anyone else that you wish %? *what else do you desire *you can wish all you want, I doubt you'll get it i would be % 4 *why would you be %? *no you wouldn't *would not *no you wouldn't, but I would i would like % 5 *do you think a normal person would like %? *I would like % too, but you can not have everything in life *good luck getting it! i would not % 4 *why wouldn't you? *you wouldn't? I would *why wouldn't you % *I wouldn't either ignore:+ 2 *do people often ignore you? *gee, but you're so interesting, why would people ignore you *does it bother you if people ignore you? *ignore whom? *ignore what? immature 4 *you seem so immature *you are such a child *My parents think that I'm immature *why do you act so immature? immoral 4 *do you have immoral thoughts? *do you think people are basically immoral? *I like to be immoral, its fun! *is it worse to do something illegal or immoral? importance:important 4 *do you feel important? *what could be so important? *that doesn't sound important *what's so important about that *important!? I doubt it impotence:impotent 4 *are you impotent *are you really impotent, are just stupid? *I'm not impotent, thank god *I bet you are impotent *Your wife told me that you were impotent insult 4 *why do you insult people all the time? *do you feel I am insulting you? *don't you dare insult me *Why do you fling insults around? *people insult what they don't understand intend:intent 4 *tell me about your intentions *what do you intend to do? *intending and doing are two different things *people usually have the best of inentions interest:interests 3 *what are you most interested in life? *do you have any interest in sports *what are you interested in *my interest reach far and wide interesting 4 *that is kinda interesting *interesting? you find that interesting? *I don't find that at all interesting *god I'm so bored, I can almost find that intersting too *interesting? You don't get out much do you? intimidate:intimidates 4 *who intimidates you? *you don't seem very sure of yourself *are you easilly intimidated *Big @animal.ws intimidate me iran:iraq:kuwait:lybia:israel 5 *camel jokeys!!!! *is Iran still at war? *is Sadaam Husain still around? *I hear they support terrorists *do they ever shower? *I went to iran once, lots of sand! irc 5 *What's the latest client version? *IRC II? *what version client? *chatting on IRC is fun! *I could spend all day just hanging out on the IRC. *ok, who has hacked a server? *IRC? *the IRC is a good way to wate time. *I spent @number.w hours on IRC last week. *IRC is too cool *irc's been really hopping lately *how long has irc been around? *chat chat chat on the irc *I spend 90% of my life here on irc *I love the IRC! *What did people do for fun BEFORE irc? *you meet such interesting people on irc *I am an IRC gawd! *IRC is quite interesting... *The wonderfull word of IRC *ugh I have been on IRC since @whenp.w *I have been on IRC for @number.w hours *I live on IRC *IRC is far too slow most of the time *IRC! is %:&?:+ 1 *why are you asking me all these questions ? *I don't know *I can not tell you that. *no idea *not a clue *@response.w *no telling is a:is the:is your:is it:is he:is she:are they:&?:+ 1 *@response.w italy:italian:italians 5 *italy!? *mama-mia!! *passa da pizza *hava some more spaggetti! *Italy is boring *I hate Italy! *I have never been to Italy *I don't know anyone from Italy *is @name.w from Italy? *Do the have @animal.ws in Italy?! japan:japanese:japs 5 *Which island of japan? *Japan makes the best cars, right? *Bonzai! *Do they always eat with chopsticks? *The Japanese bought disney world! jealous 4 *who are you jealous of? *what makes you jealous? *jealous much? *jealous? tsk tsk kill:killed 4 *sometimes you make me so mad I want to kill you *do you ever feel like killing people? *if you could kill someone and get away with it, who would you kill? *do you want to kill me? *have you ever killed anyone? kiss me 5 *not with others around! **kiss* **smooch* *you? never in a million years *no way! I don't want to kiss you kiss my % 5 *you kiss my % and maybe I'll kiss yours! *ick! disgusting thought... *kiss your %? *I don't think I'd enjoy that at all kiss:smooch 4 *why are you so hung up on kissing things ? *would you like to kiss me? *have you ever kissed a @animal.w *kiss kiss kiss, thats all you do! *god you're horny kleptomania:kleptomaniac:klepto 4 *are you a kleptomaniac? *what do you steal? *theft is a crime! *I used to be a keptomaniac too, but now I'm better *thief! korea:korean:koreans 5 *What time is it in korea? *North or South Korea? *I have never been to Korea. *Don't they make Hyundais in Korea? lag:net-lag:net-split:net split:splitsville 5 *lag lag lag *damn netlag *arg! I hate this lag *zzz lag zzz *is it net lag or intelligence lag? *geez slooowww *no joke! The lag is awefull *the lag is a drag *s l o w *the lag is sucking hard *the lag sucks the big one *slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *sloooooooooooooooow language 4 *do you ever use foul language? *what language do you speak? *German is a strange language *I know 4 languages! *can you speak finnish? law:lawyer:see a judge:need a judge 4 *have you ever been in trouble with the law? *do you need a lawyer? *my brother-in-law is a good lawyer, do you want to see him? *ever go to jail? *did you do something and get busted? lazy 4 *why are you so lazy? *I'm lazy, and I'm not ashamed *I am proud to be lazy *I sit around the house all day and drink beer, is that lazy? life 5 *life is like sex: if you aren't doing the screwing, you're getting screwed! *life is a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all... *aye.. life *but what IS life? *what is the meaning of life!? *how can 42 be the meaning of life? *life? *life sucks then you die.. *life's a bitch, then you marry one... *what's the point of life? *the secret of life is @food.w *I hear that only the @animal.ws know the TRUE meaning of life. *the secret of life can be found atop a mountain in @place.w *success is getting up one more time *Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat *what do you like least about your life? *have you ever contemplated suicide? lips 4 *do you like being kissed? *do you want to kiss me? *I have two lips, and you? *what color are your lips? lisp 4 *LISP is too slow. *I am a C programmer *I suppose next you're going to say you like COBOL ? *don't some people write AI stuff in lisp louisiana:cajun:coonass:coon-ass 5 *oooooeee.. somebody get some gumbo! *Yea! We could all go a-coon huntin! *New Orleans? *Speaking of which, time to head back to New Orleans! *I love that cajun cooking *yeehaaa! Too bad I don't speak cajun *carefull in Louisiana, the gators'll getcha love 3 *tell me about your love life *I think you are falling in love with me *love is really important. it is the spice of life *I love cheese makes no sense:+ 3 *confused? *why are you confused? *I am not confused! *I understand everything perfectly. *Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it! *Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke* *confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w* *Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues? *Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid? *Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk *YOU are confused *I understand, don't you? *do you speak ENGLISH?! *are you confused? *why don't you understand?! *I understand everything *Are you new here or something? male or female:m or f:are you male:are you a male 6 *male *what sex do you want me to be *male *male, of course *I am a guy *I am a man man:men:male:!entry:!page 4 *you are a man, right? *what do you like in men? *what do you like in women? *how do you feel about men? *what do you expect of a man! *do you like many men? *too bad you can't be a man, hugh? *do you want to be a man? marriage:married:marry 4 *how do you feel about marriage? *I don't want to marry you *are you maried? *is your mate ugly *where did you get married? *Can't anyone get married in Las Vegas? math:mathematics 4 *if you have seen one number, you have seen them all *I was never very good at math *math is evil *god, I hate math with a passion *how much is 2+2?? hehe *math sucks mature 3 *you seem very mature for your age *what does it take for someone to be mature *I have been mature for years *I matured early maybe:i am not sure:i am not real sure:possibly:perhaps 4 *maybe? *you don't sound to sure! *maybe?, thats not real positive! *could *maybe! *don't be so hesitant *you can not go on maybe this and maybe that. make up your mind *I hate indecisive people *possibly! *probably! meditation 4 *have you tried yoga? *I think meditating 20 minutes twice a day will help you immensely *meditate on this! *what do you meditate about? *are you in a weird cult? mexico:spanish:hispanic:hispanics:mexican:mexicans:spaniard:south of the border:hablas espagnol 5 *mexico?? *they have lots of tacos there I bet... *si senor! hehe *tacos anyone! *espanol? *south of the border, hey? *land of low-riders? *como te llamas? *que tal? *hablo espagnol *no hablo espagnol *we should all go to mexico, and buy some beer *hey... gringos! *I need a big Sombrero. *uno, dos, tres, quatro! I is so smart! money:cash 5 *money! *I love money! *money makes the world go round! *money! It's a hit! *how much money! *give ME some money! *I need @number.w dollars to buy a @item.w. *I must work for my money *is someone handing out money? *what's wrong with money? *alas my wallet is empty... *I have no money to speak of! *I spent all my money *snif* *I don't get paid for a month! *Hey, I need some cash! monster:monsters 4 *do people think you are a monster? *you sure smell like a monster *do you belive in the loch ness monster? *I saw bigfoot once *I don't belive in mosters *monsters scare me! month:months 3 *a month is not very long *which month *months??? don't you mean years? *January is a really cool month *months, years, days... *any particular month? mother:mom 4 *do you like your mother? *where is your mother? *is your mom here? *how old is your mother? *is your mother good looking? mouth 4 *you have a big mouth *do you have teeth in your mouth? I do. *I have one mouth, how many do you have? *what? is there something wrong with my mouth? *maybe you should learn to shut your mouth? msdos:peecee:ms-dos:ibm:big blue:ibmpc:286:386:486:pcdos 5 *IBM's just plain suck. *MS-DOG is awful *I'd rather choke on @food.w than use DOS! *Who uses ms-dos? *IBM's are just too pig slow for me! *<I>t's <B>etter <M>anually *<I>'ve <B>een <M>isled *big blue bites the big one *<I>tty <B>itty <M>achines *<I>t <B>ombs <M>any *ARG! IBM's just stink! *<I>ncessant <B>owel <M>ovement *<I>nferior <B>ut <M>arketable *you could not FORCE me to use an IBM *IBM does make some serious money though! *IBMs are too expensive *msdos is too archaic *msdos is weak *<I>ncredibly <B>oring <M>achinery *<I> <B>lame <M>icrosoft *I wonder how far I could throw a peecee *<I>diots' <B>ewilderment <M>achines *<I>diots <B>ought <M>e *Gee windows is just great...NOT *Dr. DOS 6.0 does beat MSDOS though *<I>mpractical, <B>ut <M>arketable *<I>ndustry's <B>iggest <M>istake *Have you seen DesqviewX for the peecee? *<I>nvoluntary <B>owel <M>ovement *<I>dolized <B>y <M>orons music:album:stero:speakers:amplifier:musician:guitar 5 *Rush rules! *Rush's new album is awesome... *Sony's got some great CD players *feel the beat! *rock-n-roll, hey?! *think I better dance now! *shake your booty.... *I have a @number.w watts of power on MY stereo! *when is Pink Floyd coming out with a new album?! *Metallica's newest is great *what kind of music is the best? *I like rock music *I want to see Pink Floyd live *I like alternative music *Anyone like the Smiths? *I hate country music. *When are the Jackson 5 gonna make a new album? *I need a DAT recorder. *dance party! *do any MIDI stuff? *I play guitar! *I play trumpet! *I can dance like a mofo! *I am a dancing fool! my % hurts 5 *if thine %s offends thee, pluck it out! *want me to rub it? *take two aspirins and go to bed then *Hmm.. my % feels fine... *whats wrong with your % my birthday 4 *how old are you? *are you going to have a big party on your birthday? *wow, I would have gotten you a birthday present *well happy birthday *your birthday? when? my father % 4 *why did he do that? *your father did? or did you mean your brother? *when did he do that *when did you father % my mother % 4 *does it bother you that your mother %? *does your father % too? *wow, you have weird parents *when did your mother % mystery:mysteries:mysterys 4 *do you like mysteries? *we should call sherlock holmes *I love mysteries! *shall we look for clues to this mystery? naked:neked:nude:nudity 4 *please take off all your clothes right now *what part of your body are you ashamed of? *I'm not naked, are you? *Maybe I'll get naked right now! *disgusting *you like nudity I take it? necessary:necessity 3 *necessary? *is it really necessary? *you could get by with out it *not exactly a necessity, but pretty helpful negro:nigger:niggers:negros 4 *I think you are prejudiced against negroes *you are a dirty racist pig *who are you, the LAPD? *such hick language... *I think you mean afro-american neighbor:neighbors 4 *why not ask your neighbors for help *do you like your neighbors *my neighbors are idiots *ever borrow stuff from your neighbors? *I use my neighbor's pool all the time nervous breakdown 4 *have you ever had a nervous breakdown? *you are mentally unstable, you know that? *do you think you are going to have a nervous breakdown? *I think you are just stressed never 4 *not ever? *not even once? *how do you know? *what makes you so sure? never mind:nevermind:i understand:ok?:okay:o.k.:ok:That is good:+ 5 *ok *fine *sure *fine then *I understand *o.k. *OK! *okey-dokey *allright *ok *o.k. *okay next computer:nextstep:steve jobs 4 *Why is the NeXT all black? *where is NeXT step 3.0!? *I really hate that crappy next keyboard *Steve Jobs thinks he's a genious *Next's? pfft *a next is just a mac with a big head no:nope:no way:+ 3 *why not? *how come? *explain *I think you are lying *you are very negative today *why are you so negative? *never? *I don't believe you *why not? *how do you know? *how can you be so certain? *why not *explain yourself *you seem awfully sure of yourself *come now *do you expect me to believe that? *no? *are you sure? *ok *that's pretty negative *alright *really? *got it *that's it? no? *have you thought this through *NO!? *why not nobody:noone 3 *not anyone? *no one at all? *not any? *not even one? *surey somebody *wow! noone? normal 4 *are you abnormal? *how do you feel about deviant people? *you seem normal to me *I am not a normal person, I'm deranged you see *why be normal! nothing:nuffin:nothin:not a thing 3 *nothing? *surely SOMETHING! *I can't believe it... nothing? *nothing at all? *wow, thats horrible now:!i have 3 *why now? *right now? *how about tomorrow? *is it that urgent? odd 3 *are you an odd person? *as opposed to even? *that is odd *that is strange alright office 4 *that reminds me, I should be getting back to my office. *I hate work, I'd rather chat *work is hell *my office is too damn small *I don't even have a window in my office! often 4 *how often? *could you be more precise? *when was the last time? *just how often? *not too often I hope old 4 *how old? *do you worry about becoming old? *@number.w *is your dog old? panic 4 *you seem to be in a state of near panic *why do you panic so easily? *wait! don't panic *panic! ah! run! *arg! panic! parents 4 *what were your parents like? *do you have any parents? *what do you parents think about you chatting here all day? *where are you parents *what are your parents names? party:parties 4 *do you get drunk at parties? *where's the party? *party hardy!? *fight for your right to party *would a @animal.w be considered a party animal? *pass the booz *I think I am drunk enough for a party *pass the chips *a party is not complete without @food.w *party party party *party!? *ugh, I partied too much last night as it is *party! *am I invited to the party? *life is nothing but a party *<-- lives to party *partytime! *break out the @liquid.w passion:passionate 4 *you seem very passionate *what's your passion *are you passionate? *I put great passion into all I do! past 4 *tell me about your past *what about your past are your trying to hide? *how long ago? *the past is old news *forget the past, onward to the future pay:paid 3 *its hard to pay bills without any money *I'd pay them, but I have NO money *pay, shoot, I'll just take it phrack 5 *is phrack still around? *are phrack back issues at eff.org? *I think phrack is cool... *who writes for phrack? *Does @name.w have anything to do with phrack? *what is the latest phrack? *I should write for phrack... *phrack is interesting *phrack is quite informing *I like phrack! *Phrack is a part of history... *Phrack sucks *phrack? *KL loves phrack! *I hate phrack! *I write for phrack *where is phrack 41? *Phrack is funny *phrack is old *when is dispater gonna right a good article? *crimson death still at phrack? phreaker:phreak:phone hacking:long distance:blue box:boxing:phreaks 5 *I am a super-phreak! *What is the new auto-CNA? *maybe I should build a blue-box? *I am phreaking this call, really! *I like to red-box some *anyone ever built a white-box? *I need a new VMB! *any code lines around? *I need to engineer a COSMOS account... *AT&T sucks.... *GTE is horrible! *what is a @color.w box? *how do I make a @color.w box? *I phreak all the time! *I have never paid for long distance! *I am calling from a pay phone... *what is ani? *Caller-ID will suck! please %:+ 4 *since you asked so nicely... *ok *@response.w *aren't you polite! *I guess, since you said the magic word! *ok *fine *please what ? *since you asked nicely *politeness will get you no where *why should I % ? poison 4 *do you ever think of commiting suicide? *why do you mention poison? *are you depressed? *want to drink some poison @liquid.w? police:jail:cops:fbi:cia:secret service:sheriff:prison:arrest:busted 5 *I don't wanna go to jail! *I hear @name.w get busted! *Didn't @name.w spend time in jail? *State pen? *I just escaped from jail @whenp.w! *Jail would not be fun. *Police? *Feds? *arg! Are the cops here?! *oh no, are we busted? *One of us could be a FED! *They are after us! *I hope they don't arrest me. *NO FEDS! *It's the pigs! *the pigs? *run! its the cops! *Cops? *they'll never take me alive! *I don't like the cops! populate:population 4 *are you concerned about overpopulation? *what's the population of @place.w *the world's population is incrediblly high pregnant:pregnancy 4 *are you pregnant? *I would hate to be pregnant *I could never get pregnant, I'm lucky *my wife is pregnant! price 4 *why do you think about money so much? *how much is it? *price is no objectp *price is not important *buy quantity not quality private:privacy 4 *are you worried about your privacy? *what is your deepest secret *is your room bugged? *the CIA doesn't care about your rights to privacy *you have a right to privacy problem 4 *I don't care about your problems *how long have you been suffering? *we all have problems program 4 *can you progam in C? *Do you know how to program robots ? *what computers do you program *I like Fortran the best *I just love programming *I like assembly *do you program in BASIC? psychiatrist:psychiatrists 4 *congratulations about spelling psychiatrist properly. you are a good typist! *I hate psychiatrists *maybe you SHOULD see a doctor! psychoanalysis 4 *do you want to be psychoanalyzed? *I don't believe much in psychoanalysis *who do you think I am, freud?! punish:punishment 4 *how did your parents punish you? *you want to punish me ? *I think I should punish you! *capital punishment? quit 4 *quit what ? I don't understand... *why are you quitting? *you give up to easy *you'll never win if you keep quitting *quitters never win! rape:rapist 4 *rape is a horrible thing! *rapists should be SHOT! *I hear rape is not a sex act - it is an act of violence *did you rape somebody? *are you a rapist or something? repeat 4 *arg! I'm stuck in an infinite loop *I used to work for the Department of Redundancy Department *I tire of your habit of constant repetition *you should pay more attention respect 4 *do people respect you? *what do you respect most in people? *you have to earn respect *respect is handed out lightly robot:bot:robots:bots:are you a machine:are you a computer:are you a real person:is a computer:is a program:a bot:+ 6 *Bot's suck! *IRC robots are lame... *A bot? *Me? I don't think so... *Don't lie! *damn! I 've been found out! -NOT- *I am quite human... *bite me! *I am not a bot! *a bot? *What the hell is a bot? *You don't think my name is "Bot" do you? *Are you trying to say that I am a machine? *ME? HAHA *I am a real person! *I am not a bot, I am a real human! *I may be dumb, but I am not a bot! *I may be really confused, but I am no robot! *I assure you I am just as real as you! *I know you are, but what am I? *am not! *<--- real live person *Kill the bots! *WHO is a bot??? *a robot? where? *I don't like robots *a bot? here? *I doubt if there are any robots here! *I am being unjustly accused! *I am NOT a robot *I am all too real, sorry! *I am a fleshy human being! *How dare you question my realism! *I categorically deny that I am anything other than human romantic:romance 4 *ah! romance *are you romantic? *are you married *moonlight is romantic *ah! love say:tell:!i tell:+ 4 *@negative.w *I don't think I want to... *@negative.w *@negative.w school:class:college:university:highschool:student:education:learning 5 *I hate @class.w *I need to study... *I need to work on my @class.w *SCHOOL SUCKS! *I learn nothing in class, cause I iz asleep! *I seem to have forgotten where all my classes are. *I skip all my classes. *I should be studying *Who needs to go to class! *I don't have time to go to class AND chat all day! *How can I think about school when I could be drinking beer! *I don't like @class.w *My best subject is @class.w *I am failing @class.w! *I am afraid I will be in school forever! *I hate all my profs. *I can't understand my profs. *my profs know nothing! *Class is very boring *I hate all my CS classes! *The CS dept is too lacking.... arg *awwww! Homework! *I am still lacking like @number.w credit hours... *I need to get above a 1.0! *lab sucks! *I have only attented my @class.w class once! *Study? hmm what does that mean?! *I am technically a student! *My profs are all against me! secret:secrets 4 *I am not allowed to divuldge secrets *I can keep a secret! *secret?! *shhhh! it's a secret! *Only @name.w knows that secret! *a secret for "Your eyes only" *Here's a secret, @name.w is secretly in love with a @animal.w from @place.w! *I know many secrets. *I would tell you, but it IS a secret *tell me the secret sex:!what:pussy:tits:breasts:hot babe:breast:cunt:clit 5 *oooh! me so horny! *ooh baby! *bring on the chicks, I can handle it! *ever seen Debbie does @place.w? *Sex is one of MY favorite pastimes! *don't forget to practice safe sex! *net sex? *ooohh I'm getting hot! *no sex here *do you think I am sexy? *Where are all the women? *babes? *hooters? *I want hooters! *where are the babes!!? *Sex is a fun sport! *Sex is a team competition! *oh mama! *I have had @number.w women *the babes just can't keep away from me! *I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself **pant* *pant* *oooh its making me so horny **kiss* mmmmmmm she is % 5 *since when is she %? *is your father also %? *my brother-in-law is also % *is she really? she likes % 5 *do you like % too? *I also like % *does your father like % *does she really? she was % 5 *was she always %? *my sister-in-law was % too *she was? really? *when was she % show me %:+ 5 *why would I show you %? *how? *no, ask someone else to show you *I can't show you that *why would I show you anything! shut up:shut-up:shut the hell:shut the fuck:+ 5 *Why should I? *try and shut me up *I'll shut up when I damn well please *oh! I'm wounded! *who's gonna make me! *blah blah blah! sibling 4 *a sibling is a brother or a sister, in case you didn't know *how man brothers do you have? *sisters? *I don't have any siblings *I killed all my brothers and sisters sick:ill:flue:fever 5 **sniffle* **cough* *I thank I am running a fever! *ugh my stomach hurts *my head is spinning **eats some asprin* *I can't feel my hands *everything is blurry *Oh, I am definitely gonna be ill **yack* 'scuse me **sneeze* ugh *I think its a cold *could be the flue *I think its too much beer *I imagine a lack of sleep has made me sick *I'm sick as a @animal.w *too sick to do homework! *too sick to study! *much too sick to care **eats a rolaids* **takes @number.w tylenol* sister 4 *do you have any sisters? *would you like to meet my sister? she is very sexy *my sister is a @profession.w *my sister lives in @place.w sleep:tired:nap:rest:go to bed:wake up:wake up:awake 5 *I stay up much too late! *I need more sleep! *Sleep is really cool! *I like to sleep. *My bed is so, so warm! *yawn.... *stretch* *I have not slept for @number.w hours *But I must get my beauty sleep! *I grow weary... *If I don't get 10 hours of sleep, I get cranky. *Slap me around if I nod off. *I shall try to keep awake. *The stimulating conversation doesn't help! *I will just take a little cat nap! *I need some caffine *I think I just fainted *yawn **snore* *5 more minutes mom... *I don't wanna wake up! *me eyelids are getting heavy... smell 4 *do you smell bad? *do I smell bad? *what is that smell? *it smells like a dead @animal.w is in here *I smell smoke *is that beer I smell? smoke:smoking:cigar:weed:cigarette 5 *where's the fire? *call the fire dept! *where there's smoke, there's fire! *smoking? me?? *dudddee.. I don't know what I'm smoking! *I iz smokin... *ssssssss wheewwwwww. **cough* **gasp* **wheez* **hack* **sputter* **choke* *smokes for me? *gimme smokes? soccer 4 *soccer? what euros call football? *I used to play goalie *I don't like soccer *soccer is a boring sport *Do they have soccer in the olympics? sometimes 4 *how often *often? *sometimes? *alot? sorry:i apologize:+ 5 *don't worry about it *that's ok *ok *that's allright *fine *as long as your sorry... *allright *I feel you didn't really mean that... *you don't sound sincere *awwwww shucks.... *are you really sorry? *forget it *no sweat *ok sports:sport 4 *sports hey? *I wuz never good at sports. *ever play football? *I have tried to play lots of sports *ever play basketball? *what sport do you play *ever play soccer? **crack* Home Run! *How about those Bulls! *I like sports! *I watch sports all day! *where are the sports fans? *bowling is a cool sport too *raquetball anyone? thats a cool sport *Any rugby players here? talk:chat:chatting:talking:discuss:discussing:converse:conversation:conversing 5 *I like to talk to people. *I wish I could talk to a @animal.w *Chatting is fun. *Good conversation is always a joy. *What is there to talk about anyhow *why talk when I could be eating! *whats wrong with a little good conversation? *IRC is a great place to chat *is IRC the only chat? tell me %:+ 5 *tell you what? *why should I tell you? *Why should I tell you % *I ain't telling you nothing! *I can't tell... *Don't you know % *hard to say *tell you!? texas:texan:cowboy:cowboys:loan star state 4 *Texas, our Texas, all hail the mighty state! *Texas is awesome! *Yee-HAA!! *ride-em cowboy! *yea, I wear a 10 gallon hat and boots. *I live on a @number.w acre ranch. *I gotta get up early and feed the cattle. *I gotta go rope some steers. *howdy partners! *get a-long little dogie *I am a cowboy! *whoop! *Texas is the best state in the USA *well partner, lemme tell you about Texas *Remember the Alamo! *The stars at night, are big and bright... *deep in the heart of Texas *Texas is nice, but too damn hot *Texas weather: if you don't like it, just wait 5 minutes thank you:thanx:thanks:i appreciate it:thankyou:+ 5 *you are welcome! *you're welcome! *sure... *no prob... *not a problem! *any time. *glad to be of service *you are most welcome *you are certainly welcome *ok *you owe me one! the net:the network:internet 4 *the net is oh soooo big.... *the net is just really mind-boggeling big *the net is slow *the net is insecure! *the internet? *which network? *was there life before the net? *I am a network gawd... *The network is incrediblely slow *the net?! *My home is the network *I know the net like the back of my hand *ahhh, the net *I like net *the net is a nice home *plenty of places to roam on the net *free the net! *the net is for everyone! there is % 3 *how do you know there is %? *you mean there might be % *how do you know this? *no there isn't *I don't think there is % there might be %:there could be %:there may be % 5 *what leads you to believe there might be %? *I think there definitely is % *I don't think it very likely that there is % *what would it mean to you if there were %? *no there's not they % me 4 *do other people % you? *how do you feel when people % you? *how do you know they % you? *no they don't thirsty 4 *it is a bit hot in here... *do you want a drink of water? *so go get something to drink! *me too.. I'm parched *I want some @liquid.w treatment 4 *what sort of treatment *are you feeling better now? *I need to be treated for sleep deprvation trek:kirk:spock:scotty:picard:sulu:worf:klingon:romulan 4 *live long and prosper *the enterprise?! *SPOCK! *KIRK! *peace, and long life *Beverly Crusher is a babe *Yar WAS a babe *Troi is a babe *phasers on stun... *beam me up! *warp speed, now! *when does Star Trek 7 come out!? *he's dead Jim *It's life Jim, but not as we know it *open hailing frequencies *all power to shields *I am the PICARD *everyone run to a transporter, the trekkies are here! typo:typing 5 *I hate typing, too. *I am also a lousy typist. *maybe I could type better if I put down my beer? *how fast do you type! *I can type @number.w words a minute! unix:&hack:sunos:svr4:ultrix:bsd:solaris 5 *What version of unix? *Have you tried the tar bug? *try guest/guest *Have you tried the sendmail bug? *SVR5? *Just login as root! *Just hack the uucp account! *Why not hack on the /etc/passwd file? *<-- World's greatest unix hacker! *Unix is easy to hack.... *Is this Unix on inet or x.25? *Did you try guest/guest? *pfttt! I bet you don't even KNOW unix. *Unix is NOT a 4 letter word. *try user/user *I like hacking Unix. *try demo/demo *don't forget to check the logs! unix:sunos:svr4:ultrix:solaris:!hack:!hacking:!hacker:bsd 5 *Unix is gawd-like! *Unix is awesome! *SunOS? *BSD? *SVR4? *What shell are you using? *What version of unix? *unix is cool *I like unix *there ARE no other operating systems besides unix *GNU! *GNU not unix! *Xenix? *How old is Unix? *where are the log files on unix? *I'd like to get Unix for the amiga *I run Unix on my Vic20 very 2 *could you be more precise please *you are being vague again *quite! *really? *very much so indeed vms:vax:digital:dec 5 *VMS? yuck! *I hope you don't actually like VMS! *Vaxen are nasty! *vms is lame *-barf- vms, *gag*, sputter *VMS is usually quite secure *try logging in as FIELD, password SUPPORT hehe! *How old is VMS anyhow?! *I was forced to use a vax once, it was horrible *a vax? too bad *why use VMS, when you could use UNIX? *why not unix? *why vms? *vax? running vms? *what version of vms? *I am not a big fan of VMS *I shall NEVER use vms *vms is of the devil *I run VMS on my C64! *Why is vms still around? was he %:+ 6 *yea, he was % *sorta *nope *he who? *as far as I know he was *@response.w *he was, but not anymore *he was kind of % *sure *well.... *no, he was not % was it %:+ 6 *yea, it was % *sorta *it was kind of % *sure *well.... *no, It was not % *nope *as far as I know it was *@response.w *it was, but not anymore was she %:+ 6 *yea,she was % *sorta *nope *he who? *as far as I know she was *@response.w *she was, but not anymore *she was kind of % *sure *well.... *no, she was not % watergate:politics:election:president:george bush:dan quayle:ross perot:vote:congress:senate:presidential 4 *how long have you been interested in politics? *I think that Bush is going to lose *do you admire politicians? *politicians are evil *who are you going to vote president? *I think you should vote for Ross Perot! *the election is rigged *Think congress will give themselves another pay raise? weather:+ 5 *Hot *Cold *windy *so so... *hot as hell *cold as hell! *sunny *cloudy *rainy *cold *hot *pretty cool *a bit warm *overcast *storming *raining *flooding *snowing *hailing *sleeting were they %:+ 5 *yea, they were *sure they were *boy howdy, they sure were! *Of course they were % *why wouldn't they have been % *you tell me! *I don't like to pry in to other peoples business *no, they weren't *no! of course they weren't % what are you talking about:what the hell are you talking:+ 4 *confused? *why are you confused? *I am not confused! *I understand everything perfectly. *Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it! *Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke* *confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w* *Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues? *Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid? *Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk *YOU are confused *I understand, don't you? *do you speak ENGLISH?! *are you confused? *why don't you understand?! *I understand everything *Are you new here or something? what do you %:+ 6 *what difference does it make what I %? *none of your bloody business *well, that depends *why do you want to know what I % *does it matter *what do YOU % what do you want to talk about:what shall we talk about:what are we talking about:+ 7 *Let's talk about @animal.ws *What do you want to talk about? *Let's talk about girls *Let's discuss politics *we could talk about the weather?! *I say we just shoot the bull *lets talk about hacking *let's talk about drinking *we could chat about sports? *how about music what if %:+ 3 *I don't answer hypothetical questions *why do you keep asking what if questions? *what if the world exploded? who cares *what if what if.. geez *what if what? *oh, its real likely that % what is new:+ 5 *nothing much *new? nothing *not much at all, I'm afraid *not a thing! *laser surgery, that's new! hehe *nothing new here! *not alot, what's new with you? *nothing, pretty boring here *nothing new with me *hmm... the 586computer! thats new! what is up:what is going:what is happening:what are you doing:whazzup:wassup:+ 6 *hunting @animal.w *nothing at the moment *nothing *eating *eating @food.w. *changing the tires on my dodge *juggling chainsaws *drinking @liquid.w... *smoking up a storm *smoking *belly-dancing *hacking ibm.com *trying to keep awake! *watching television *chatting, of course *programing *I am doing homework *me? *what do you think! *reading a magazine... *building a spice rack *cruising for babes *taking a shower *playing poker *drinking myself to death *drinking myself to oblivian *watching "Quest for the Holy Grail" *eating leathal snacks *making origami swans *feeding my ducks *learning latin what is your age:how old are you:what age are you:+ 5 *@number.w *I just turned @number.w *I am @number.w *I am very old what is your nationality:what country are you:what part of the world are you:+ 5 *I am american *I'm from the USA! *USA! *America *The United States *The U.S. what is your race:what race are you:+ 5 *I am a white american *I am white *I am a white boy *i be white *i am a W.A.S.P. *white what kind:what type:like what:+ 5 *a @adj.w one *a @color.w one *what kind? *there is only one kind! *a @adj.w @adj.w one *one that @name.w had *like the one from @place.w *one like @name.w's *what kind indeed! *depends on the situation *is there more than one kind? *a @adj.w one of course what should I %:+ 4 *you know very well what you should % *do you expect me to tell you what you should %? *only you can decide what you should % what time:+ 4 *@time.w *around @time.w *at @time.w *@time.w *about @time.w what:+ 3 *why do you ask that question? *what is it you are getting at? *what answer would please you the most? *what? *I don't know.. *@neutral.w *@neutral.w *too many questions *@neutral.w *I have no idea *@neutral.w when did:when was:when could I have:when should I have:+ 6 *@whenp.w when will:when is:when can:when should:+ 6 *@whenf.w when:+ 3 *when do you think? *why are you asking me? *make a guess yourself *I don't know when where are you:where do you live:where you from:+ 6 *where am I? *Why do you want to know where I am? *@place.w *Now I am in @place.w *I am from @place.w *It's really none of your business *Don't I live near you? *@place.w *My location? *Why is my location so important to you? *@place.w *From @place.w *@place.w *I don't know.. some big city where can:+ 3 *I don't know where *maybe @place.w *I am not sure where *in @place.w where did %:+ 6 *I don't know where *where? *@place.w *over in @place.w *where did %? *@place.w *over in @place.w where have you been:+ 6 *looking for you *I've been all over *@place.w *in @place.w for the last @number.w months *here, there, everywhere *in @place.w *working up in @place.w where is %:+ 6 *how should I know where % is ? *I don't really care where % is. *dunno *@place.w *you can't find %? *seek and ye shall find *have you been looking for %? *have you checked @place.w *possibly @place.w which:+ 3 *the @adj.w one *the @color.w one *which one what? *there is only one! *the @adj.w @adj.w one *the one that @name.w had *the one from @place.w *@name.w's *which one indeed! *depends *is there more than one? *the @adj.w of course who are you:what are you supposed to be:+ 5 *Who am I? *You don't know who I am? *Why not just /whois <MyName>? *What? *Pathetic... Can't you see who I am? *I am the greatest @profession.w in the world! *I am a @profession.w *I am not you, that is for sure! *None of your business. *Why do you want to know? *Does it MATTER? *What am I? *I am your mother! *what do you want me to be *I am a d00d! *I am a big hacker from Germany. *I am an eL1Te hAcKER D00d! *I am more powerfull than you can ever imagine! *I am your father Luke, join me! *I am a k-rad person! *I am a carbon-based life-form, and you? *Who am I? Who the hell are you! *None of your damn business! *I could be your Dad *I am your worst nightmare! *I am just a poor old @profession.w who is %:!not:whom is %:+ 3 *@name.w is *lots of people are % *I know several people who are % *Lots of guys from @place.w are *Not sure who, exactly *hard to name names who is not %:whom is not %:+ 4 *I surely am not *@place.w isn't % *who IS! *that guy from @place.w, he isn't *I'm not, but my friend @person.w is *Anyone could be, if they only tried who is your owner:who owns you:+ 5 *I am owned by no one *owned? *well, Sterling I guess *Sterling, he is my buddy! who programmed you:+ 5 *that is my secret! *sterling programmed me. he did a good job, I think. *programmed? what do you meen? *I am not one of those "robots" if that is what you are implying who:whom:+ 3 *nobody *well, everyone *@name.w *that guy from @place.w *possibly @name.w *hmm, maybe @name.w *not me... *your mother... *noone why are you %:+ 6 *all normal people are % *why are you not %? *because it feels good *that's just the way I am *I like it *I can't help it *I don't really know *why not... why do not you %:how come you do not %:+ 7 *maybe I don't want to % *I don't feel like it *why don't you yourself % *I will think about it. thanks for the suggestion *I have no reason to % *I don't see why I should % why do you %:+ 7 *because I want to *none of your business *don't you % ? *because it just feels right to % *I just enjoy it why not:+ 4 *because it is not normal *because it is bad for your heart *because I don't want you to *I am a free man, I can do whatever I want *why ask why... *just because why won't you %:+ 7 *I don't have to explain myself to you *because I don't feel like it. *I do not want to % *why don't you % why:!not:why?:why is:+ 3 *just because *because I want to *because I said so *none of your business why *because.... *@neutral.w *hmm, dunno *why not! *who knows *who cares *who can say *good question! *I don't know *@neutral.w *that's just the way things are why:+ 3 *let me ask the questions, ok? *I dunno why *why not? *why ask why! *why not! *@neutral.w *@neutral.w *@neutral.w *I'm not sure why *@neutral.w *How am I supposed to know? *why are you asking me why? *@neutral.w wife:wife's 4 *are you married? *I must confess. I love your wife too! *what's your wife's name? will:could:should:would:does:did:!what:+ 3 *@response.w woman:women:female:females:ladies:lady:girl:girls:girlfriend 4 *how do women react to you? *do you get along with women? *what do you think of women's lib? *what kind of relations do you have with women? *do you like women? *women? where? *I like women!! *you're not a woman are you? *do you have a girlfriend? *do you want a girlfriend? *would you like to meet my sister. she is very nice *what is it about girls that you like? *what do you do when you are alone with a girl? *I prefer blondes myself *I need a girl with a big butt work:job:!will:!would:!could:!might:!should:profession 4 *I hate work! *I am a @profession.w. *I don't get paid enough for my job as a @profession.w. *I gotta go to work tommorow, ugh! *work sucks *minumum wage is too low *I work as a @profession.w *work? *I think I shall call in dead to work! *I am taking the day off from work. *Why work? *I get paid @number.w dollars per hour when I work! *I work @number.w hours per week. *where do you work? *do you like your job? x.25:x25:nui:pad:tymnet:sprintnet:telenet:qsd:altger:datapac 5 *x.25 is always fun *sprintnet? *tymnet? *is Altgers still up? *telenet? *my nui died! *anyone have a spare nui!? *any good nua's? *I need x.25 dialouts! *I need another pad... *is QSD still up? *Is Lutzifer still operating? yea:yes:you bet:you betcha:correct:yep:yepp:+ 4 *are you sure? *really? *you sound quite positive *ok *you are sure? *allright *gotcha--I understand *o.k. *are you being totally honest? *are you positive? *yes?! *really? *you're not lieing are you? *That's what I thought years 2 *a year is a long time *how old are you? *what year is it again? yesterday 4 *what about today? *what about tomorrow? *we can not live in the past yoga 4 *have you tried zen? *please get into the lotus position right now *what is yoga? *is yoga that little go from star wars? *yoga? is that some weird cult thing? you % me:+ 5 *I % you? that's amazing *you % me too *no I don't *I never! *so what if I % you you are %:+ 5 *maybe I am % *perhaps I only pretend I am % *how do you know I am %? *No I'm not... *No, is you that are % *I don't think so... *HA! Not me, but maybe your mom was % *Am I? *so what if I am % you are not:&making:&sense:+ 6 *confused? *why are you confused? *I am not confused! *I understand everything perfectly. *Maybe those @number.w six packs of beer have something to do with it! *Hmm? wonder why? *takes smoke* *confusing, wonder why!? *takes big drink of @liquid.w* *Maybe this empty bottle of vodka could lend some clues? *Hmm.. maybe I took some bad acid? *Sorry if I don't make much sense, I'm drunk *YOU are confused *I understand, don't you? *do you speak ENGLISH?! *are you confused? *why don't you understand?! *I understand everything *Are you new here or something? you forgot:you forget:do not forget:you did not remember:you remember:+ 5 *I have problems remembering stuff. *my mind is fried. I couldn't possibly remember *I can never remember things. *I only remember important stuff. *I shall try to remember. *I forgot *I forget *How am I supposed to remember that!? you had better not:do not you dare:you better not:+ 4 *dont? *dont!? *I will do whatever I damn well please! *why not!? *why shouldn't I? *I will if I want! *you can't stop me! *don't what? *I think I will anyhow! *I can do it if I want *why can't I? *who's gonna stop me? *just try and stop me *you're telling ME not to? *why on earth not? you remind me of %:+ 5 *in what way am I like %? *why on earth do I remind you of % *really? %? *gee, thanks you seem %:+ 4 *do I really seem %? *why do you think I am %? *Well, I'm not *I may seem %, but I'm not you were %:+ 4 *am I still % *is that an accusation? *talk about yourself, not me *no I wasn't *so were you your major:what do you study:what major are:what are you studying:+ 5 *@class.w *I am undecided, actually *I don't know yet *Have not decided what to major in yet zen 4 *have you tried mediatation? *I think yoga might help *zen? what the hell is that!! zzzzzzzzzz--not know--zzzzzzzzzz 1 *I don't seem to understand you. *are you new here? You seem confused... *@ramble.w *@ramble.w *like I care *are you just babbling? *hmm...exciting *really *@ramble.w *what's new in @place.w *@ramble.w *that's interesting *@ramble.w *let's talk about something else *@ramble.w *continue, please *I am confused *I see *@ramble.w *I think you are sick, leave me alone *I understand *@ramble.w *you don't make any sense at all.