%rainfall:500 %latitude:40 %mobiles Name = claypool Pname = "Les Claypool" Location = bargandpand2 Speed = 0 Strength = 1000 Damage = 15 Armor = 10 Aggression = 0 Description = " Les Claypool, bassist for Primus, is practicing his speed riffs here." End = claypool %objects Name = cucumber AltName = purple Location = IN_ROOM:bargandpand1 Oflags {wearable food} Aflags {Back} BValue = 250 Size = 1 Weight = 1 Desc[0] = "A large purple cucumber sits on a table beside the bed." Examine = " This cucumber would look yummy, if it weren't for the odd purplish tinge. You wonder what on earth it is here for." End = cucumber Name = strap Location = IN_ROOM:bargandpand2 Oflags {armor wearable} Aflags {Chest Back} armor = 5 BValue = 250 Size = 1 Weight = 1 Desc[0] = "Bargalad's famous mithril guitar strap is sitting here." Examine = " This is the strap that Bargalad wears on his Stratocaster in concert. It is definitely a valuable collector's item, and might help in combat, too." End = strap Name = stratocaster AltName = strat Location = IN_ROOM:bargandpand2 Oflags {Weapon Lit} damage = 20 BValue = 500 Size = 5 Weight = 2 Desc[0] = " Bargalad's Stratocaster is gleaming, just waiting to be played!" Examine = " This is Bargalad's famous purple Stratocaster, with lace sensor pickups, locking tuning peg, roller nut, and individual string suspension. It is quite a beauty to behold! It looks like you could probably bash some orcs pretty good with it, too." End = stratocaster Name = bass Location = WIELDED_BY:claypool Oflags {Weapon} damage = 15 BValue = 250 Size = 5 Weight = 2 Desc[0] = " Les Claypool's six-string fretless bass is sitting here. Better not touch it!" Examine = " This is the bass that Les Claypool plays with Primus. He used it to get many of the unique sounds found in songs such as 'Tommy the Cat' and 'Jerry was a Racecar Driver.' You could use it to go slaughter kobolds." End = bass %locations bargandpand1 e:bargandpand2; lflags {party private} &+CBargalad&N and &+YPandora&N's Humble Abode^ You have entered the bedroom of Bargalad and Pandora. Just looking around this room it is easy to tell that they are newlyweds. The large, comfortable waterbed is covered with a plaid comforter in bright yellows, blues, and reds. The bed covers are folded down to reveal white satin sheets. A lovely yellow rose has been placed across the pillows. Above the bed there is a beautiful oil painting of a couple on their wedding day. (Bargalad and Pandora maybe?) You can't help but stare at the handsome couple. A very large television is pushed against the wall facing the bed, and a copy of 'The Medicine Man' is still playing. A large victorian mirror dominates a wooden chest of drawers, and pictures of the couple and their family and friends cover the top. Next to you is an open door which seems to lead into another room. A huge window allows in enough light to illuminate the room. The window, which is framed in bright yellow curtains that are pinned up with matching bows, overlooks a breathtaking view of the lands below. As you walk around the room and your feet sink into the plush wall to wall carpeting, you can't help but think how lucky Bargalad and Pandora must be. ^ bargandpand2 w:bargandpand1; lflags {party} &+CBargalad&N and &+YPandora&N's Entertainment Center^ As you walk in, the first thing you notice is the opposite wall. It is lined, floor to ceiling with guitars. You notice various vintage models: the double-necked Gibson that Jimmy Page played "Stairway to Heaven" on live, the double-necked Rickenbacker bass/guitar that Geddy Lee used with RUSH, the Fender Stratocaster that David Gilmour recorded "Dark Side of the Moon" on, the Stratocaster that Eric Clapton played on "Layla," and the Ibanez played by Steve Vai. In the corner, you notice a little upright piano -- an inscription tells you that Tori Amos learned to play on this very instrument. Looking to the wall on your right, you see an impressive stereo system with an equally impressive CD collection: autographed copies of "The Wall", "Slowhand", "Houses of the Holy", "Moving Pictures", "Under the Pink", and "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" (you stop and think to yourself: "Sailing the Seas of Cheese"?!) On the wall above the CD player, there is a limited edition 10,000 Maniacs/ REM poster in a black frame, autographed by various members of the bands. You also notice a note on the Under the Pink CD which says "Stay awake next time!" In the center of the room is a large whirlpool. Oddly enough, it appears to be in the shape of a large cucumber, and the lights under the water give it a strange purple glow. Too bad you didn't bring your speedos. The room is well furnished in all black, with black marble floors and what looks like obsidian trim. You are tempted to have a seat on the plush black sofa, pop in a CD, and listen to your favorite tunes. ^