9 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
#
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
#

22 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around.
#

23 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.


24 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n tries to dance breakdance, but nearly breaks $s neck!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.

26 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
#

27 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
#

28 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
#

29 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.

30 0 0
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YEAH!
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.

31 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
#

32 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
#

34 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
#
You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
#

35 1 0
You nod solemnly.
$n nods solemnly.
#

36 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
#

37 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
#

49 1 5
Hug who?
#
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.

50 1 5
Who?
#
you snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
They aren't here.
Hmmm...
#

51 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
#
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed..   :)
#

52 1 5
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
#

53 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

94 0 0
Poke who??
#
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here !.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

96 0 5
Accuse who??
#
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.

97 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You flash an evil grin at $M.
$n flashes an evil grin at $N.
$n flashes you an evil grin.
Grin at who?
What's the point?
#

98 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.

104 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
#

105 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
#

106 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp in $M ear.
$n burps in $N's ear.
$n burps in your ear.
Who?
You burp in your own ear.
$n opens $s mouth wide and burps in $s own ear.

107 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
#

108 0 0
You clap your small hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s small hands together.
#

109 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time !
$n coughs loudly.
#

110 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
#

111 0 0
Where are your manners ?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ...a greenish cloud envelopes $n!
#

112 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
#

113 0 5
Who needs to be fondled ?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!

114 0 0
What's bothering you ?
$n frowns.
#

115 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
#

116 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m ?

117 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
#

118 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope ??
#
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here ?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself - YUCK.
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.

119 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
#

120 0 0
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself - YUCK.

121 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?

122 0 0
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
#

123 0 0
Nibble on who ?
#
You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not present.
You nibble on your OWN ear???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).

124 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
#

125 0 0
MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
$n purrs contentedly.
#

126 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
#
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo !

127 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
#

128 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
#

129 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE ! $n has begun to sing.
#

130 0 0
Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
#
You slap $N.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...

131 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
#

132 0 0
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
#

133 0 0
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
#

134 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
#

135 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
#

136 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
#

137 0 0
You spit over your left shoulder.
$n spits over $s left shoulder.
You spit on $M.
$n spits $N in the face.
$n spits you in the face.
Can you spit that far ?
You drool down your front.
$n drools down $s front.

138 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO ???
#
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little !
$n squeezes $mself.

139 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST !

140 0 0
You strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
#

141 0 5
Thank you too.
#
You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks $hself since you won't.

142 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
#

143 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave aloha to $N.
$n waves aloha to $N.
$n waves aloha to you.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well ??
$n waves to $mself.

144 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
#

145 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
#

146 0 5
Have you got something in your eye ?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...

147 0 0
Gosh, will you trade those teeth for mine?? - you get my glasseyes in the bargain too!
$n yawns.
#

148 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at ??
#
You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.

160 0 0
Kiss whom ??
#
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.

161 0 0
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.

162 0 0
Massage what ? - thin air ?
#
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practise yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.

163 0 0
Who do you want to tickle ??
#
You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that ??
You tickle yourself, how funny !
$n tickles $mself.

165 0 0
Pat who ??
#
You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what ??
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.

171 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^$$%@*&! !!!!!
You regale $N with a wide selection of profanity.
$n spews obscenities at $N.
$n spews obscenities at you, making you feel bad.
That person isn't here to hear it.
You make yourself feel really low.
$n swears at $mself.

176 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.

178 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy. ( No way you're gonna get it ! :->)
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
How ? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
#

179 0 0
You make a dark red mess on yourself and everyone else.
Blood streams out of $n and onto $mself and everyone else.
#

180 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
#

181 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.
#

182 1 5
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away.. they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.

183 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me..
#

184 0 0
You hop around on one foot.
$n hops around on one foot.
You leap over $M in a grand arc.
$n leaps over $N.
$n leaps over you.
That would be quite a feat, considering that that person is not here.
You fall down trying.
$n tries to leap over $mself and falls down.

185 0 0
Yep. Nudge, nudge to you too.
#
You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
Nudge who?
You seem to be trying to tell yourself something.
$n nudges $mself.

186 0 0
You peer intently at your feet.
$n peers intently at $s feet.
You peer intently at $M.
$n peers intently at $N.
$n peers intently at you.
Who?
You peer intently at yourself.
$n peers intently at $mself.

187 0 0
You point at nothing in particular.
$n points at what seems to be a random place in the universe.
You point at $M.
$n points at $N.
$n points at you.
You don't know where to point!
You indicate yourself.
$n points at $mself.

188 0 0
You detach from reality for a moment, pondering.
$n begins to ponder on something.
#

189 0 0
What? Are you looking for a party?
#
You take a swing at $M.
$n takes a swing at $N.
$n takes a swing at you.
Who? What? Where?
You land one on your left eye.
$n gives $mself a black eye.

190 0 0
You make a noise like an animal. Aren't you the wild one?
$n snarls like a beast.
You make noises in $S face.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you.
In whose face do you want to snarl?
You scare yourself with your fierceness.
$n gets frightened by $s own snarling.

191 0 0
Interesting thought, but it needs to be directed somewhere.
#
You turn $M on your knee and spank $M.
$n turns $N on $s knee and spanks $M.
$n turns you on $m knee and spanks you.
Your target isn't here.
You start slapping your rear end, giggling.
Giggling wildly, $n spanks $mself.

192 0 0
Steam pours from your ears.
$n heats up, steam rising from $m ears.
#

193 0 0
Tackle Whom?
#
You grab $M and drag $M down.
$n tackles $N and drags $M down.
$n tackles you and drags you down.
Tackle Whom?
You manage to grab yourself before you can get away.
$n tackles $mself, preventing $m own escape.

194 0 0
Taunting requires someone to taunt.
#
You taunt $M.
$n taunts $N, 'Nah-nah! Nah-nah!'
$n taunts you, 'Nah-nah! Nah-nah!'
Who?
You tread on your self-esteem.
$n taunts $mself. Apparently, $n has finally cracked.

195 0 0
You get the gears moving in your head.
$n works on a problem in $s head.
#

196 0 0
You make a high-pitched pleading sound.
$n makes a high-pitched pleading sound.
#

197 0 0
You make a few signs and pledge your allegiance to the gods.
$n appears to have been struck with awe for the gods.
You pledge unending faith in $M.
$n bows in front of $N and worships $M.
$n bows in front of you and pledges you unending faith.
That would require a greater act of faith.
You find that you are the only one you truely have faith in.
$n worships $mself.

198 0 0
You strain yourself as you mouth out all those rapid notes.
$n's face turns red during a wild bout of yodeling.
#

242 0 0
You tap your foot in time with your heartbeat.
$n taps $s foot.
You tap $M on $S shoulder.
$n taps $N on $S shoulder.
$n taps you on your shoulder.
Tap who?
You tap yourself on your shoulder.
$n taps $mself on the shoulder.

243 0 0
Touch is a sense requiring an object to be touched.
#
You touch $M.
$n touches $N. Interesting.
$n touches you.
Touch who?
You touch yourself. You feel normal.
$n touches $mself. Very interesting.

244 0 0
You scratch an itch.
$n scratches at an itch.
You scratch $S back.
$n scratches $N's back.
$n scratches your back.
Scratch who?
You scratch yourself.
$n scratches $mself.

248 0 0
Why don't you pinch somebody?
#
You pinch $N, who jumps up in the air.
$n pinches $N, who jumps up in the air.
$n pinches you. Ouch!
Pinch who?
You pinch yourself hard enough to make a mark. Are you having fun?
$n pinches $mself. It seems that $n likes that sort of thing.

249 0 0
You wince.
$n winces in pain.
#

250 0 0
You toss an imaginary salad.
$n pretends to toss a salad. How quaint.
You toss $M up in the air and catch $M.
$n tosses $N up in the air and catches $M.
$n tosses you up in the air. Wheee!!!
Toss who?
You do some sort of leap and land on your back.
$n tosses $mself up in the air and lands on $s back.

251 0 0
You sizzle in flames.
$n sizzles in flames.
You turn on the flamethrower at $M.
$n throws flames at $N, who only gets singed.
$n throws flames at you, yet you are undamaged, except for your feelings.
Flame who?
You burn yourself up in flames.
$n burns $mself up in flames.

252 0 0
You twist your concepts around in a clever mixture of syllabification.
$n arches a witty saying, ground in bizarre concepts.
#

253 0 0
You can only hope to amaze SOMEBODY.
#
You do your best to amaze $M.
$n does amazing feats in front of $N - or at least tries to.
$n does $s best to amaze you. Nice try.
Amaze who?
You amaze yourself. Wow! You never knew how talented you were.
$n has amazed $mself from a fit of self-inspiration. Goody for $m.

254 0 0
You twirl around, getting dizzy.
$n twirls around, making you dizzy.
You spin $M around.
$n spins $N around, making $M dizzy.
$n spins you around. You feel a bit dizzy.
Spin who?
You spin yourself around and around and around.
$n spins $mself around, getting dizzy.

255 0 0
Your saliva escapes your mouth.
$n drools in anticipation.
You drool on $M.
$n drools all over $N.
$n drools all over you. Yuck!
Drool on who?
You drool all over yourself. Yum!
$n drools all over $mself. Yuck!

256 0 0
You need somebody to caress!
#
You lovingly caress $M.
$n lovingly caresses $N.
$n lovingly caresses you.
Caress who?
You caress yourself. You feel loved.
$n caresses $mself. $e must be lonely.

257 0 0
You take a bath.
$n takes a bath.
You give $M a bath.
$n gives $N a bath. They seem very close.
$n gives you a bath, and $s hands are very intimate with your body.
Bathe who?
You bathe yourself.
$n gives $mself a bath, $s hands all over $s body.

258 0 0
You need to embrace SOMEBODY!
#
You give $M a warm embrace.
$n gives $N a warm embrace.
$n gives you a warm embrace.
Embrace who?
You wrap your arms about your body.
$n embraces $mself.

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