9 0 0 
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky!
C'est magnifique! $n kisses $s fingers.
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Seeing you puckering, your love fled the room.
I'm too sexy for my body...
Tres bizarre! $n kisses $mself all over $s body.
 
22 0 0 
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around.
You bounce into $M.
$n bounces into $N.
$n bounces into you.
Find another trampoline to bounce upon.
You go bouncing against the walls.
$n bounces off the walls!
 
23 1 0 
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
No one seems to notice your lovely smile. Try it on another person.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.
 
24 1 7 
You dance upon your enemy's grave.
$n starts dancing as if $e had not a care in the world.
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Try asking someone else for a dance.
You dress in drag and do the hula.
$n skips a light Fandango.
 
26 0 0 
You cackle gleefully.
$n capers about cackling gleefully!
You grasp $S shoulder and cackle at $M.
$n grasps $N's shoulder, throws back $s head and cackles insanely.
$n insanely cackles in your face.
Your madness seems to have affected your eyesight.
Still working on that wicked witch impersonation?
$n begins to cackle to $mself like an old crone.
 
27 0 0 
You laugh heartily.
$n bursts out laughing.
You clap $N on the shoulder and wipe tears of mirth from your eyes.
$n tells $N a witty story, $e finds it quite amusing.
$n tries to make you laugh.
Well you may see something funny but I don't.
You seem to find yourself very amusing.
$n starts laughing at $s own joke.
 
28 0 0 
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You look at $N and break into a fit of giggling.
$n points at $N and begins to giggle uncontrollably.
$n looks at you and giggles, wonder what $e finds so funny.
Well you may see something funny but I don't.
You seem to find yourself very amusing.
$n giggles at $sself.
 
29 0 5 
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.
 
30 0 0 
You puke.
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n pukes on your clothes!
Your stomach contracts forcing dry heaves.
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.
 
31 0 0 
You growl.
$n growls.
You growl at $M.
$n growls menacingly at $N.
$n growls at you threateningly.
Your stomach growls, but no one seems to notice but you.
Grrrrrrrrr...
$n growls softly to $mself.
 
32 0 0 
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
You scream at $M.
$n screams loudly in $N's ear.
$n screams in your ear! AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!
No one can hear your screams.
You are so mad at yourself, you could just scream!
$n gapes in a silent expression of pain and angst.
 
33 1 5 
You're insulted.
$n is insulted!
You rudely insult $M!
$n rudely insults $N.
$n rudely insults you!
It is not nice to insult people.
You find your intelligence insulted.
$n finds that this insults $s intelligence.
 
34 0 5 
Do you feel uncomfortable?
$n looks uncomfortable.
You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n tries to comfort $mself.
 
35 1 0 
You nod thoughtfully.
$n nods thoughtfully.
You nod at $M.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you.
You nod at a passing cloud.
You nod inwardly at a wise revelation.
$n begins to nod off, $e looks a bit sleepy.
 
36 0 0 
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
You look at $M and sigh.
$n sighs at $N.
$n sighs at you.
You sigh in a halfhearted way.
You sigh to yourself under your breath.
$n looks around bewildered and gives a big sigh.
 
37 1 5 
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
You look at $M and sulk.
$n sulks around $N.
$n looks at you and sulks.
You sulk about in the shadows.
You sulkily look at yourself.
#
 
49 1 5 
Hug who?
#
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.
 
50 1 5 
You make yourself look cute and snuggily.
$n looks about for snuggles.
You snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
Kind of hard to snuggle when so far away.
Hmmm...
#
 
51 1 5 
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
$n looks as if $e needs a cuddle.
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed.
#
 
52 1 5 
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
You can't nuzzle someone who's not here!
I'm sorry friend, but that's impossible.
#
 
53 0 5 
Waaaaah...
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

84 1 0 
You cast your eyes downward.
$n casts $s eyes downward.
You cast a shy look at $M.
$n casts a shy look at $N.
$n casts a shy look at you.
Try invoking magical spells... Casting is for fishing poles.
You cast about for the answer.
$n is casting about for the answer.
 
94 0 0 
Poke who??
$n pokes the air.
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here!
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
 
96 0 4 
Accuse who??
#
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.
 
97 0 0 
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $N.
$n grins evilly at you.
Grin away -- you will look like a fool.
You give yourself a knowing grin.
$n is grinning like the Cheshire Cat.
 
98 0 5 
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Try bowing to someone you can see.
You touch your toes.
$n reaches for $s own toes.
 
104 0 5 
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You applaud $S great deed.
$n applauds $N's good work.
$n applauds your accomplishment
Your champion has already left the scene.
You vainly applaud your own accomplishment.
$n applauds $s own deeds.
 
105 0 4 
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
You glance at $M and blush.
$n glances at $N and blushes.
$n glances at you and blushes deeply.
You are too embarrassed for words.
You blush at the merest sight of yourself.
# 

106 0 5 
You burp loudly! Better excuse yourself.
$n burps loudly.
You burp in $S face.
$n burps in $N's face.
$n burps in your face.
Burping in someone's face is not polite.
You try to stifle a small burp.
$n's tummy seems to be bothering $m.
 
107 0 0 
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
You chuckle at $M.
$n chuckles at $N.
$n chuckles at you.
Hmm... No one like that seems to be about.
You chuckle quietly to yourself.
$n chuckle quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke.
 
108 0 0 
You clap your small hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.
You clap $M on the back.
$n claps $N on the back.
$n claps you on your back.
You make the sound of one hand clapping.
You clap you hands over your ears.
$n claps $s hands over $s ears.
 
109 0 0  
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
You cough at $M trying to get attention.
$n coughs all over $N.
$n coughs all over you.
You suddenly seized by a coughing fit.
Something tickles your throat and you begin to cough.
$n coughs all over $sself.
 
110 0 0 
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtsies gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtsies gracefully to $N.
$n curtsies to you.
But there is nobody by that name here.
You try to curtsy to yourself and fall over.
$n falls over on $s derriere.
 
111 0 0 
Where are your manners?
$n farts, letting off a real rip-roarer!
You fart in $M general direction.
$n farts in $N's general direction.
$n farts in your general direction.
You let loose a noxious stinky cloud that only you can smell.
You fart and are overwhelmed by the odiferous stench.
$n farts and nearly faints from the smell.
 
112 0 0 
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip over $S head.
$n flips over $N's head.
$n flips over your head.
You try to flip over someone who isn't here and fall flat on your face.
You flip your lid!
$n flips $s lid!
 
113 0 5 
Who needs to be fondled?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
$n fondly fondles $mself -- this is going too far!!
 
114 0 0 
What's bothering you?
$n frowns.
You frown at $M.
$n frowns at $N.
$n frowns at you.
You frown, but who cares.
You frown at yourself, not your own best friend today?
$n frowns at $mself.
 
115 0 0 
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp in total astonishment at $M.
$n gasps in astonishment at $N.
$n gasps in utter astonishment at you.
You gasp desperately for air.
You gasp at your own misfortune.
$n seems to gasp at $mself in utter astonishment.
 
116 0 0 
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
 
117 0 0 
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan in agony at $M.
$n groans at $N.
$n groans in agony at you.
You groan into the wind.
You groan at what you just said.
$n groans at what $e just said.
 
118 0 5 
Whom do you wish to grope??
$n gropes at thin air.
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try groping someone who's here.
You grope yourself -- YUCK.
#
 
119 0 0 
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
#
 
120 0 0 
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself -- YUCK.
 
121 0 0 
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $M.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it?
 
122 1 0 
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
You moan passionately at $M.
$n moans at $N.
$n moans passionately at you.
You moan at the moon.
You moan as if you were your own ghost.
#
 
123 0 0 
Nibble on who?
$n nibbles on $s lip.
You nibble on $S ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it.
You take a few nibbles out of your own arm! Ouch!
$n nibbles on $s own arm! Ouch!
 
124 0 0 
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
You look at $M and pout.
$n pouts at $N.
$n pouts at you.
You pout, but no one notices.
You purse your lips and pout.
#
 
125 0 0 
Meow!
$n purrs contentedly.
You purr contentedly at $M.
$n purrs at $N.
$n purrs contentedly at you.
You purr, but no one notices.
You make little purring sounds to yourself.
$n purrs to $sself.
 
126 0 0 
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
#
You ruffle $S hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo!
 
127 0 0 
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
You shiver at the sight of $M.
$n shivers at $N in fear.
You cause $n to shiver in fear.
Brrrrrr, mighty cold in here.
You shiver, feeling your skin covered with goose bumps.
$n shivers at $s own reflection.
 
128 0 0 
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You look at $M and shrug helplessly.
$n looks at $N and shrugs.
$n looks at you and shrugs helplessly.
Might be a bit difficult.
You shrug your shoulders.
$n shrugs $s shoulders totally confused.
 
129 0 0 
You sing an old song from your youth.
$n starts singing.
You serenade $M.
$n sings softly to $N.
$n sings you a love song.
Sing away no-one will hear.
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE! $n has begun to sing.
 
130 1 4 
Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
#
You slap $M.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...
 
131 0 0 
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You look at $M and smirk.
$n smirks at $N.
$n smirks at you.
How about smirking at someone in the same room as you?
You smirk at yourself.
$n smirks at $mself, really strange...
 
132 0 0 
PRONTO! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap your fingers $M.
$n snaps $s fingers at $N.
$n snaps $s fingers at you. Hurry up!
How snap your fingers at no one in particular.
You snap you fingers. Aww shucks.
$n snaps $s fingers at $mself.
 
133 0 4 
Gesundheit!
$n sneezes.
You sneeze on $M.
$n sneezes all over $N.
$n sneezes all over you.
Aww-chooo!
Something tickles your nose and you sneeze.
$n sneezes snot all over $mself.
 
134 0 0 
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker at $M.
$n snickers at $N.
$n snickers at you.
Hmm no one like that to be seen.
You snicker quietly to yourself.
$n snickers quietly to $mself, obviously some private joke.
 
135 0 0 
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff $M.
$n sniffs $N.
$n sniffs under your arm. Hope you have bathed!
You sniff about - Hmmm nowhere to be found.
You sniff under your arm and nearly faint from the fumes.
$n sniffs under $s underarm.
 
136 0 3 
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
#
 
137 0 0 
You spit over your left shoulder.
$n spits over $s left shoulder.
You spit on $M.
$n spits in $N's face.
$n spits in your face.
Can you spit that far?
You drool down your front.
$n drools down $s front.
 
138 0 0 
Where, what, how, WHO???
#
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
You try to put the squeeze on someone.
You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.
 
139 0 5 
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N.
$n stares at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself -- enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself!
 
140 0 0 
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
#
 
141 0 5 
Thank you too.
#
You thank $M heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!
$n thanks $mself since you won't.
 
142 0 0 
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
#
 
143 0 0 
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $M.
$n waves to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.
 
144 0 0 
You whistle a happy tune.
$n whistles merrily.
You whistle at $M appreciatively.
$n whistles at $N appreciatively.
$n whistles at you -- do you know $m.
Oh yeah -- and who might that be?
Woah!
$n seems impressed.
 
145 0 0 
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle you bottom at $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom at $N.
$n wiggles $s bottom at you -- do you know $m.
You wiggle like a worm, but no one notices.
You wiggle yourself!
#
 
146 0 5 
You wink. Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to?
$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on...
 
147 0 0 
You sleepily yawn.
$n yawns.
You yawn sleepily at $N.
$n yawns sleepily at $N.
$n yawns sleepily at you. Are you really that boring?
No one with that name is present.
You cause yourself to yawn! You truly are a dull person.
$n yawns at $mself. Talk about dull!
 
148 0 0 
Who do you want to throw a snowball at??
It begins to snow!
You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.
 
160 0 4 
Kiss whom??
#
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
 
161 0 5 
You comb your hair -- perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen!
You patiently untangle $S hair -- what a mess!
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
 
162 0 4 
Massage what, thin air?
#
You gently massage $S shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.
 
163 0 5 
Who do you want to tickle??
#
You mirthfully tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you -- tee hee hee.
Who is that??
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.
 
165 0 4 
Pat who??
#
You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Pat who?
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.
 
171 0 0 
You loudly curse the heavens for a long time.
$n angrily curses the heavens: #@*"*&^$$%@*&!!!!!!
You curse $M and all $S ancestors and decedents.
$n calls doubt on $N's parentage.
$n curses you, what a moron!
Your curses echo emptily.
You make yourself a solemn promise.
$n curses under $s breath.
 
176 0 0 
You feel righteous and truly devout.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such deity around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange gestures and mumbles a prayer to $mself.
 
178 1 0 
You beg the gods for mercy. (No way you're gonna get it!)
The gods laugh at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few crowns from $M.
$n begs $N for a few groats.
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
#
 
179 0 0 
You bleed profusely, making an awful mess...
$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess...
You bleed on $M.
$n bleeds on $N.
$n bleeds on you, if only you would bind $s wounds.
You bleed in vain for no one cares.
You pick at an old scab and begin to bleed.
$n picks at an old scab and bleeds all over $sself.
 
 
180 1 0 
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
#
 
181 1 0 
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
#
 
182 1 5 
Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away.. they ain't here.
That's right -- hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.
 
183 1 3 
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Whom do you wish to grovel before?
That seems a little silly to me.
#
 
184 0 5 
You hop about on one foot
$n hops about looking anxious.
You hop over $S back.
$n hops over $N's back.
$n hops over your back.
Hard to play `Leap-Frog' when no one is around.
You are a frog, right?
#
 
185 0 0 
Nudge, nudge... 
#
You nudge $M with your elbow.
$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow.
$n nudges you suggestively. You two have an understanding.
Eh?  That person isn't here, you know.
Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position?
$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken.
 
186 1 0 
You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true.
$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly.
You peer at $M, $E does seem familiar.
$n peers at $N... what's wrong with $s eyes?
$n peers at you intently... do you know $m from somewhere?
Peer away there ain't nuthin' to see.
You do a quick personal inventory. Yup its all where it should be.
$n examines $mself carefully.
 
187 1 0 
You point whereto?
$n points in all directions, seemingly confused.
You point at $M.
$n points at $N.
$n points at you.!
You must have a VERY long index-finger...
You point at yourself. Insinuating something?
$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e.
 
188 1 0 
You ponder over matters as they appear to you at this moment.
$n ponders the situation.
You ponder over what $E just said.
$n ponders $N's words.
$n ponders your words.
You ponder Ponder, Imp of Archipelago.
You ponder your very existence.
$n seems to be pondering why $e is even here.
 
189 0 0 
Punch the air? Sure, go ahead, fine by me...
$n clenches $s fists -- looks like $e'd like to hit someone.
You punch $M right in the nose! Yuck, the BLOOD!
$n punches $N in the nose.
$n tries a punch at you but misses.
Punch who?
You punch yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied.
$n punches $mself in the arm.
 
190 0 0 
You snarl like a vicious animal.
$n snarls like a cornered, vicious animal.
You snarl at $M angrily. Control yourself!
$n snarls angrily at $N.
$n snarls viciously at you.
My, my, we certainly are in a snarly mood today.
You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia.
$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened.
 
191 0 7 
You think someone desperately needs a spanking.
$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand.
You vigorously spank $M long and hard. Your hand hurts.
$n spanks $N over $s knee. It hurts to even watch.
$n spanks you long and hard. You feel like a naughty child.
Are you sure about this? I mean, that person isn't even here!
You give yourself a resounding slap on the buttock.
$n slaps $s thigh.
 
192 0 0 
You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!)
$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief.
You fume and rage at $M.
$n starts ranting at $N, $s face purple with rage.
$n starts yelling at you, $e should calm down.
Sure sure, but who might that be?
You scold yourself, there thats you told.
$n seems furious about something or other.
 
193 0 5 
You tackle the air. It stands not a chance.
$n dives on the ground yelling 'INCOMING!'.
You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.
$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.
$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!
That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...)
Tackle yourself?  Yeah, right....
$n makes a dexterous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
 
194 0 0 
You taunt the everyone before you.
$n taunts you mercilessly.
You taunt $M, to your own delight.
$n taunts $N rather insultingly.
$n taunts you. It really hurts your feelings.
Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here.
You taunt yourself, almost making yourself cry.
$n taunts $mself to tears.
 
195 1 5 
You think about life, the universe, and everything.
$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life.
You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life.
$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought.
Your ears burn as $n thinks about you... you wonder what about.
You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact!
You think about yourself (for once).
$n thinks about $mself for a change.
 
196 0 0 
You whine piteously.
$n emits a thin keening wail.
You whine at $M.
$n starts whining at $N.
$n whines at you. How pathetic.
You can whine, but no one will care.
You whine to yourself -- poor you.
$n whines piteously about the whole situation.
 
197 0 5 
You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshiping.
$n starts worshiping.
You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply.
$n falls to $s knees, worshiping $N with uncanny dedication.
$n kneels before you in solemn worship.
Try worshiping a god you can see.
You seem sure to have found a true deity.....
$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself.
 
198 0 5 
You start yodeling loudly and rather beautifully to your own ears.
$n yodels for all to hear.
You yodel at $N.
$n yodels in $N's ear. Yodelayheehoo!
$n yodels in your ear -- Yodelayheehoo!
Heh heh, your victim seems to have fled -- very wise.
Yodelayheehoo!
$n yodels quietly to $mself.
 
244 0 0 
Come back soon!
$n will be right back!
#
 
259 1 0 
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust.
You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes with disgust.
$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in disgust.
Roll over and play dead?
You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself.
 
260 1 5 
You flirt outrageously.
$n flirts outrageously.
You flirt outrageously with $N.
$n flirts outrageously with $N.
$n flirts outrageously with you.
Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around.
You flirt with yourself.  Must look stupid.
$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world.
 
261 0 7 
Who would you like to tango with?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth, as if ready to tango.
You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively.
That player isn't around. Better sit this one out.
Feels rather stupid, doesn't it?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and does the tango.
 
262 0 0 
You reach but come away empty.
$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there.
You embrace $M warmly.
$n embraces $N warmly.
$n embraces you warmly.
Alas, your embracee is not here.
You embrace yourself??
$n wraps $s arms around $mself for a warm self-embrace.
 
263 0 0 
Whom would you like to stroke?
#
You gently stroke $s hair.
$n gently strokes $N's hair.
$n gently strokes your hair with feathery touches.
That person is not within reach.
You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.
$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.
 
264 0 0 
You greet every one?
$n greets everyone $e sees about $m.
You greet $m with a light kiss on $S cheek.
$n greets $N with a light kiss on $S cheek.
$n greets you with a light kiss on your cheek.
Please -- try someone who is here?
So, you've finally discovered yourself!
$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one.
 
265 1 0 
You start to drool.
$n starts to drool.
You drool all over $M.
$n drools all over $N.
$n drools all over you.
Your drooling would be more effective on someone actually here.
Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk!
$n drools on $mself. What a sight.
 
327 1 0 
You scratch your head.
$n scratches $s head in frustration.
You rake $S face with your nails.
$n tries to scratch $N's eyes out.
$n lunges at you hissing like a stray cat.
Ahh you frightened them off! Good.
Ahhhhh that feels good!
$n scratches $s fleas!
 
328 1 0 
You arch an eyebrow.
$n raises an eyebrow speculatively.
You raise an eyebrow at $N.
$n arches an eyebrow at $N.
$n raise an eyebrow at you... NUDGE NUDGE!
They seem to have scarpered.
What's the matter? Right brain not talking to the left?
$n furiously waggles $s eyebrows... What a loony!
 
329 1 0 
You tap your foot impatiently.
$n starts tapping $s foot.
You tap $M on the shoulder.
$n taps $N on the shoulder.
$n taps you on the shoulder.
You move to tap them -- but they are gone.
You knowingly tap yourself on the side of your head.
$n knowingly taps $mself on the side of $s head.
 
330 1 0 
You nod in agreement.
$n nods in agreement.
You nod in agreement with $M.
$n nods, agreeing with $N.
$n nods in agreement with you.
Agree with them - you can't even see them.
You agree with yourself, how very reasonable.
$n starts muttering to $mself. Perhaps $e should seek professional help.
 
331 0 0 
Please don't play these games with me, you tease!
$n is such a tease.
You tease $M.
$n teases $N. Tee Hee Hee Hee...
$n teases you gently.
Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here.
You tease yourself, this is fun!
$n teases $mself. What a peculiar person.
 
332 0 0 
You try sort all this confusion out.
$n seems puzzled.
$E looks as confused as you.
$n gives $N a puzzled look.
$n gives you a puzzled look.
Hmmm wonder where they went?
You attempt to confuse yourself and succeed!!
$n succeeds in confusing $mself.
 
333 0 0 
You blink.
$n blinks.
You blink at $M in disbelief.
$n blinks at $N.
$n blinks at you in disbelief.
Surprise! Surprise they are not here.
You blink your eye... Something in there?
$n seems to have something caught in $s eye.
 
334 0 0 
Hurmmmmm.
$n hmmms.
#
 
335 0 0 
Urrrgghhh! Someone just walked over your grave.
$n shudders.
You shudder at the sight of $M.
$n shudders at $N as if $s has just seen a ghost.
$n shudders at the very sight of you.
A spooky sensation tingles up and down your spine.
You shudder in fear, as if you have seen your own ghost.
$n shudders, frightened by $s own shadow.
 
342 0 0 
You jeer at the world in general.
$n seems upset with the world.
You jeer $M.
$n jeers at $N, how cruel.
$n jeers at you in an insulting and hurtful way.
Hmmm wonder where they went?
You laugh at your own inadequacies.
$n succeeds in making a fool of $mself.
 
343 0 0 
Hooray!
$n gives a resounding cheer.
You cheer $M.
$n cheers $N's great work.
$n gives you a hearty cheer.
Hmmm wonder where they went?
You congratulate yourself.
$n seems to be very impressed with $mself.

348 0 0 
Whom do you wish to bid adieu?
#
You bid $M a fond adieu.
$n bids $N a fond adieu.
$n bids you a fond adieu.
They must have already left.
You bid yourself a fond adieu.
$n bids $mself a fond adieu.
 
349 1 0 
You are away from keyboard.
$n is afk.
#
 
350 0 0 
You apologize to the gods for your very existence.
$n apologizes for even being alive.
You apologize to $M.
$n apologizes $N.
$n apologizes to you.
Your apology does not seem to have been well received.
You apologize to yourself for being such a numskull.
$n apologizes to $mself for everything $e has ever done.
 
351 0 0 
You babble unintelligently.
$n is babbling unintelligently.
You babble at $M in a meaningless manner.
$n is babbling at $n in a confused way.
$n is babbling something utterly meaningless at you.
You babble like a brook that only you can hear.
You babble to yourself like the total idiot that you are.
$n babbles to $mself like the fool $e really is.
 
352 0 0 
You bark like a dog.
$n barks!
You bark angrily at $M.
$n is barking angrily at $N.
$n barks at you!
Your bark would make a tree proud -- too bad no one can hear you.
You make like a dog and bark at yourself.
$n seems to be barking at $mself. $E must think $e is a dog!
 
353 0 0 
You beam like a golden ray of sunshine.
$n is beaming like a golden ray of sunshine.
You beam a cheery smile at $M.
$n beams a cheery smile at $N.
$n beams a cheery smile at you.
You feel so warm and sunny, why not beam a smile at a real person?
You inwardly glow with warmth.
$n beams a warm smile at $mself.
 
354 0 0 
Which bear do you wish to hug?
$n is pretending to be a bear... RUN!
You give $M a HUGE bearhug and nearly crack $S spine.
$n gives $N a huge bearhug!
$n gives you a huge, bone crushing bearhug!
Perhaps you better take lessons from a real bear?
You try to break every bone in your body.
$n seems to be trying to break every bone in $s body!
 
355 0 0 
Whom do you wish to beckon?
#
You beckon $M over to where you stand.
$n beckons $N over to $m.
$n beckons you over to $m.
You beckon, but no one comes.
#
 
356 0 0 
A belch rumbles from the bottom of your stomach and echoes loudly in the room!
The room rumbles and shakes as $n belches!
You belch in $S face for a long time.
$n belches in $N's face.
$n belches in your face for a long time.
Belching in someone's face is quite disgusting!
#
 
357 1 0 
You blame everyone!
$n blames you!
You blame $M.
$n blames $n.
$n blames YOU!
Try placing the blame on someone you can see.
You blame yourself.
$n blames $mself.
 
358 0 0 
You boast about your great deed.
$n boasts loudly about $s great deed.
You boastfully tell $M about yourself.
$n boasts to $N.
$n boastfully tells you about $mself.
Your boasts seem generally ignored.
You boast to yourself and fill your head with silly thoughts.
#
 
359 0 0 
You are completely boggled.
$n is completely boggled.
You are boggled by $M.
$n seems a bit boggled by $N.
You seem to have boggled $n.
You are truly and utterly boggled it seems.
You boggle yourself... evidently it was quite easy.
$n's mind is completely boggled.
 
360 0 0 
Whom do you wish to bonk on the head?
#
You bonk $M on the head.
$n bonks $N on the head.
$n bonks you on the head. OUCH!
The bonkee seems to have fled.
You bonk yourself on the head. Hey! that hurt!
$n bonks $mself in the head.
 
361 0 0 
You flick a booger from your finger off into space.
$n flicks a booger from $s finger.
You flick a slimy booger at $M.
$n flicks a booger at $N.
$n flicks a slimy booger at you. How disgusting!
Flicking boogers at people is not a good way of becoming well liked.
You pick your nose and discover a tasty booger.
$n picks $s nose and finds a big, green booger... ick!
 
362 0 0 
You buzz like a bug.
$n buzzes.
You buzz like a mosquito in $S ear.
$n is buzzing in $N's ear.
$n buzzes annoyingly in your ear.
You are much too big of a bug to buzz!
Something seems to be buzzing in your ear.
A cloud of gnats buzz around $n's head.
 
363 1 0 
Piece of cake!
$n thinks it will be a `piece of cake!'
#
 
364 0 0 
Whom do you wish to caress?
#
You gently caress $M.
$n gently caress $N.
$n gently caresses you.
I hope you know this person!
You caress yourself... hmmmm.
$n caresses $mself in front of everyone.
 
365 0 0 
You do a cartwheel. Wheeee!
$n does a cartwheel!
You cartwheel past $M.
$n cartwheels past $N in a blur.
$n cartwheels past you in a blur.
You spin me right round baby, right round...
You spin yourself around and around and around and...
$n does several cartwheels in a row. $e looks quite dizzy!
  
367 1 5 
Whom do you challenge to a duel to the death?
#
You challenge $M to a duel!
$n challenges $N to a duel!
$n challenges you to a duel!
Are you sure you wish to go through with this challenge?
You seem a bit challenged.
$n is a bit challenged.
 
368 0 5 
You look charming.
$n looks charming.
You are charmed by $M.
$n is charmed by $N.
$n is charmed by you.
Charming, isn't it?
You seem to be charmed by your own reflection.
$n is charmed by $s own reflection.
 
369 0 0 
CHARGE! Into the fray!
$n charges into the fray!
You charge headlong into $M!
$n charges headlong into $N.
$n charges right into you!
Will that be VISA, MasterCard, or AmEx?
#
 
370 1 4 
You chitter like a squirrel.
$n chitters loudly.
You chitter at $M like a squirrel.
$n chitters at $N.
$n chitters at you.
You chitter like a rabid squirrel at no one in particular.
You chitter to yourself like a squirrel off his nut.
$n chitters loudly to $mself.
 
371 0 0 
You collapse into a heap of weary bones.
$n collapses into a heap.
You collapse on top of $M.
$n collapses on top of $N.
$n collapses on top of you.
Are you really at the point of total collapse?
You totally collapse.
$n totally collapses.
 
372 0 0 
You cower away in fear.
$n cowers away in fear.
You cower away from $M in fear!
$n cowers away from $N.
$n cowers away from you in fear!
Who has scared you to the point of cowering?
You cower away from your own shadow.
$n cowers away from $s own shadow!
 
373 1 0 
You creep quietly.
$n is creeping along quietly.
#
 
374 1 0 
You criticize the whole world.
$n criticizes everything and everyone.
You harshly criticize $M.
$n harshly criticizes $N.
$n harshly criticizes you, $e should talk!
Whom do you wish to criticize?
Don't be so hard on yourself!
$n harshly criticizes $mself.
 
375 0 0 
You croon a melody in a mellow, soothing voice.
$n croons a soulful melody.
You croon a soothing tune to $M.
$n croons a song to $N in a soothing voice.
$n soulfully croons a song to you.
You croon away... off into space...
Ol' Blue Eyes, eh?
$n thinks $e croons like Frank Sinatra.
 
376 0 0 
You differ with that.
$n begs to differ.
You differ with what $E just said.
$n begs to differ with what $N just said.
$n begs to differ with what you just said.
You differ with whom?
#
 
377 1 4 
You feel discombobulated.
$n feels discombobulated.
#
 
378 0 0 
Doh!
$n dohs!
You look at $M and exclaim 'doh!'
$n looks at $N and exclaims 'doh!'
$n looks at you and exclaims 'doh!'
Doh a deer, a female deer...
You slap your forehead and exclaim 'doh!'
$n slaps $s forehead and exclaims 'doh!'
 
379 0 5 
You duck out of the way.
$n ducks out of the way.
You duck past $M.
$n ducks past $N.
$n ducks past you.
Quack?
You begin to waddle and quack like a duck.
$n begins to waddle and quack like a duck.
 
380 0 0 
Whom do you wish to give the evileye?
#
You give $M the evileye.
$n gives $M the evileye.
$n gives you the evileye... scary!
Better check out that evileye.
You give yourself the evileye?
#
 
381 0 0 
You say 'excuse me'
$n exclaims 'Excuse me!'
You excuse yourself to $M.
$n excuses $mself to $N.
$n excuses $mself to you.
Well EXCUSE me!
You excuse yourself.
$n excuses $mself.
 
382 0 0 
Your eyebrows are raised in surprise!
$n raises $s eyebrows as if caught by surprise!
You raise your eyebrows at $M.
$n raises $s eyebrows at $N.
$n raises $s eyebrows at you.
At whom do you wish to raise your eyebrows?
#
 
383 0 0 
You faint.
$n faints.
You faint into the arms of $M.
$n faints into $N's outstretched arms.
$n faints into your outstretched arms.
You faint, but no one catches you.
You faint at the sight of yourself.
$n faints at the sight of $mself.
 
384 0 0 
You flare your nostrils.
$n flares $s nostrils.
You flare your nostrils at $M.
$n flares $s nostrils at $N.
$n flares $s nostrils at you.
You send up a flare, but no one notices.
You seem to have a certain flare.
$n seems to have a certain flare about $mself.
 
385 0 0 
You flash the room.
$n flashes you.
You flash $M.
$n flashes $N.
$n flashes you.
No one seems to notice you, you pervert!
#
 
386 0 0 
You phlegm.
$n phlegms.
#
 
387 0 0 
You flex.
$n flexes.
You flex your muscles at $M.
$n flexes $s muscles at $N.
$n flexes $s muscles at you.
Oooo... Ahhhrnold!
You flex for yourself.
#
 
388 1 0 
You flinch.
$n flinches.
$M makes you flinch.
$N makes $n flinch.
You make $n flinch.
Someone made you flinch?
You make yourself flinch.
$n makes $mself flinch.
 
389 0 0 
You flutter like a butterfly.
$n flutters like a butterfly.
#
 
390 0 0 
You foam at the mouth.
$n foams at the mouth!
You foam at the mouth at the sight of $M!
$n foams at the mouth at the sight of $N.
$n foams at the mouth at the sight of you!
You seem a bit foamy today.
MAD DOG!
$n foams at the mouth like a mad dog! Run away!
 
391 0 0 
You froth at the mouth.
$n froths at the mouth!
#
 
392 1 0 
You furrow your brow in thought.
$n furrows $s brow in thought.
You furrow your brow at $M.
$n furrows $s brow at $N.
$n furrows $s brow at you.
With furrows so deep, I doubt any one could see you.
#
 
393 1 0 
You make a fuss.
$n makes a fuss.
You make a fuss over $M.
$n makes a fuss over $N.
$n makes a fuss over you.
Fussy, fussy!
You make a fuss over yourself.
$n makes a fuss over $mself.
 
394 0 7 
Whom do you want to goose?  Choose carefully.
#
You goose $S tush!
$n gooses $N's tush.
$n gooses your tush!
Goose? Mother Goose?
You goose your own tush!
$n gooses $s own tush.
 
395 0 4 
You grimace in pain.
$n grimaces in pain.
You look at $M and grimace in pain.
$n grimaces at $N.
$n looks at you and grimaces in pain.
Life that bad, huh?
#
 
396 1 0 
You grumble.
$n grumbles.
You grumble at $M.
$n grumbles at $N.
$n grumbles at you.
You should at least grumble at someone nearby.
Your stomach grumbles.
$n's stomach grumbles.
 
397 1 0 
Whom do you wish to highfive?
#
You leap up and highfive $M.
$n leaps up and highfives $N.
$n leaps up and highfives you.
Sky me, baby!
#
 
398 0 0 
Whom do you wish to give a hotfoot?
#
You light a match and give $M at hotfoot!
$n lights a match and gives $N a hotfoot!
$n lights a match and gives you a hotfoot!
Hmmm?
You light a match and gives yourself a hotfoot!
$n lights a match and gives $mself a hotfoot!
 
399 0 0 
AWWWWROOOOO!
$n howls at the moon.
You howl at $M.
$n howls at $N.
$n howls at you.
Full moon tonight, eh?
#
 
400 0 0 
You hum.
$n hums.
You hum an annoying little tune in $M's ear.
$n hums in $N's ear.
$n hums an annoying little tune in your ear.
Humming is so very much fun, no?
You hum to yourself.
$n hums to $mself.
 
401 0 0 
You hush.
$n hushes.
You try to hush $M.
$n tries to hush $N.
$n tries to hush you.
Whom do you wish to hush?
You hush yourself.
$n hushes $mself.
 
402 0 0 
You hustle along.
$n hustles along.
You hustle past $M.
$n hustles past $N.
$n hustles past you.
Do the Hustle!
You do the Hustle!
$n does the Hustle!
 
403 0 0 
You give a resounding, HUZZAH!
$n huzzahs!
You huzzah $M!
$n huzzahs $N.
$n huzzahs you!
Hmmm?
#
 
404 1 0 
You look innocent.
$n looks innocent.
You look innocent at $M.
$n looks innocently at $N.
$n looks innocently at you.
You don't seem that innocent to me.
#
 
405 1 0 
You always were a bit daft.
$n is insane!
#
 
407 1 5
You kneel.
$n kneels.
You kneel before $M.
$n kneels before $N.
$n kneels before you.
You fall over and bruise your knee.
#
 
408 1 6 
Whom do you wish to knight?
#
You tap a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knight $M.
$n taps a magical sword on $N's shoulder and knights $M.
$n taps a magical sword on your shoulder and knights you!
Huh?
#
 
409 0 7 
You are suffering from lag.
$n is lagging.
You lag behind $M.
$n lags behind $N.
$n lags behind you.
The lag doesn't seem that bad for them.
You are really lagged.
$n is really lagged.
 
410 0 4 
You lusty devil you.
$n is lusty.
You lust after $M!
$n lusts after $N.
$n lusts after you!
It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!
#
 
411 0 0 
Meeeeooow!
$n meows.
#
 
412 0 0 
Mooooooooo.
$n moos.
#
 
413 0 0 
From whom do you wish to mooch?
#
You try to mooch off of $M.
$n tries to mooch off of $N.
$n is trying to mooch off of you!
Try mooching off of someone.
#
 
414 0 0 
You moon the whole world.
$n moons everyone in sight.
You drop your pants and moon $M!
$n drops $s pants and moons $N
$n drops $s pants and moons you!
Blue Moon... You saw me standing alone...
#
 
415 1 0 
Muahahaha!
$n demonically chortles, 'Muahahaha!'
Muahahaha! You demonically chortles at $M. 
Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at $N. 
Muahahaha! $n demonically chortles at you.
You seem a bit insane, but nothing more.
You tip your head back and insanely chortle, `Muahahaha!'
$n tips $s head back and insanely chortles, `Muahahaha!'
 
416 0 0 
You mutter quietly under your breath.
$n mutters quietly under $s breath.
You mutter something at $M.
$n mutters something at $N.
$n mutters something at you.
If you mutter, how will anyone hear you?
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters quietly to $mself.
 
417 0 5 
Whom do you wish to noogie?
#
You give $M a noogie!
$n noogies $N.
$n gives you a noogie!
Such childish behavior and no one real to play with.
You give yourself a big noogie. Ouch!
$n gives $mself a big noogie!
 
418 0 5 
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
$n goes 'Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!'
You poke at $S eyes and go 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!'
$n pokes at $N's eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
$n pokes at your eyes and goes 'nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Oh? A wise guy, huh?
#
 
419 0 0 
At whom do you wish to ogle?
#
You amorously ogle $M.
$n amorously ogles $N.
$n is amorously ogling you.
Who do you love?
#
 
420 0 5
You go oh.
$n ohs.
#
 
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