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You stick your fingers in your mouth and go :P~
$n sticks $s fingers in $s mouth and goes :P~
You stick your tongue out at $N.~
$n rudely sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
$n sticks $s fingers in $s mouth, turns to you, and goes :P~
Heh ... you'd like to ...~
Ewww!!! That's gross!!!~
$n tries to perform an unspeakable, yet impossible act.~