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You bearhug thin air.~
$n bearhugs thin air.~
You give $N a great big bearhug.~
$n gives $N a huge bearhug.  You hear some ribs break.~
$n gives you a huge bearhug.  Some ribs break.~
They aren't here...~
You try to give yourself a bearhug, but it doesn't work like that...~
$n tries to give $mself a bearhug, but $s arms get all tangled up.~