#27100
Silk Trader - 27137~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.23%
case 1
emote eyes a passing woman.
say Come, m'lady, and have a look at this precious silk!
break
case 2
say Wouldn't you look lovely in this!
emote shows you a gown of indigo silk.
break
case 3
emote holds a pair of silk gloves up for you to inspect.
break
case 4
say Have at this fine silk from exotic corners of the world you will likely never see!
smirk
break
case 5
say Step forward, my pretty locals!
break
case 6
emote shades %self.hisher% eyes with %self.hisher% hand.
break
case 7
say Have you ever seen an ogre in a silken gown?
say I didn't *think* so!
cackle
break
case 8
emote hands you a glass of wine.
say Come, have a seat and view my wares.
break
case 9
emote looks at you.
emote shakes %self.hisher% head sadly.
break
case 10
emote fiddles with some maps.
break
case 11
say Here here! Beggars and nobles alike come forward and make your bids!
break
case 12
say I am in this bourgeois hamlet for a limited time only!
emote swirls some wine in a glass.
break
case 13
say Ah! Fellow travellers! Come have a look at the finest silk this side of the infamous Ched Razimtheth!
break
case 14
look %actor%
say You are feebly attired for the danger that lies ahead.
break
case 15
say Silk is the way to go.
emote smiles warmly.
break
case 16
say Worthy adventurers, hear my call!
break
case 17
emote adjusts %self.hisher% cloak.
break
case 18
say Certain doom awaits you, therefore shall you die in silk?
emote bows respectfully.
break
case 19
say Can you direct me to the nearest tavern?
break
case 20
say Heard the latest ogre joke?
emote snickers to %self.himher%self.
break
case 21
say What ho, traveller! Rest your legs here for a spell and peruse the latest in fashion!
break
case 22
say Beware ye, traveller, lest ye come to live in Exile!
emote grins evilly.
break
case 23
emote touches your shoulder.
say A word of advice. Beware of any ale labeled 'mushroom' or 'pumpkin'.
emote shivers uncomfortably.
break
default
smile
break
done
~
#27101
Athos - 27153~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.7%
case 1
emote gazes into %self.hisher% wine gloomily.
break
case 2
emote grimaces.
break
case 3
emote asks you, 'Have you seen the lady, pale and fair, with a heart of stone?'
say That monster will be the death of us all.
break
case 4
say God save the King!
break
case 5
say All for one and .. one for...
emote drowns %self.himher%self in a swig of wine.
break
case 6
emote looks up with a philosophical air.
say Women - God's eternal punishment on man.
break
case 7
emote downs his glass and leans heavily on the oaken table.
say You know, we would best band together and wrestle the monstrous woman from her lair and home!
break
default
break
done
~
#27102
Hangman - 27102~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.5%
case 1
emote whirls %self.hisher% noose like a lasso and it lands neatly around your neck.
say You're next, you ugly rogue!
say Just kidding.
emote pats you on your head.
break
case 2
say I was conceived in Exile and have been integrated into society!
say Muahahaa.
break
case 3
say Anyone have a butterknife I can borrow?
break
case 4
emote suddenly pulls a lever.
%echo% With the flash of light on metal a giant guillotine comes crashing down!
%echo% A head drops to the ground from the platform.
shout Next!
break
case 5
emote whistles a local tune.
break
default
break
done
~
#27103
Butcher - 27142~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.17%
case 1
say I need a Union.
emote glares angrily.
emote rummages about for an axe.
break
case 2
emote gnaws on a toothpick.
break
case 3
emote runs a finger along the edge of a giant meat cleaver.
emote grins evilly.
break
case 4
say Pork for sale!
break
case 5
emote whispers to you, 'I've got some great damage eq in the back room. Wanna see?
emote throws back %self.hisher% head and cackles with insane glee!
break
case 6
emote yawns sleepily.
break
case 7
emote throws an arm around the headless body of an ogre and asks to have %self.hisher% picture taken.
break
case 8
emote listlessly grabs a cleaver and hurls it into the wall behind your head.
break
case 9
emote juggles some fingers.
break
case 10
emote eyes your limbs.
emote chuckles.
break
case 11
say Hi, Alice.
break
case 12
emote listlessly grabs a cleaver and hurls it into the wall behind your head.
break
case 13
say Everyone looks like food to me these days.
emote sighs loudly.
break
case 14
emote throws up his head and shouts wildly.
emote shouts, 'Bring out your dead!'
break
case 15
say The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out..
break
case 16
emote sings 'Brave, brave Sir Patton...'
emote whistles a tune.
emote smirks.
break
case 17
say Get Lurch to bring me over a case and I'll sport you a year's supply of grilled ogre.
break
default
break
done
~
#27104
Stu - 27166~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.14%
case 1
say I'm so damn cool, I'm too cool to hang out with myself!
break
case 2
say I'm really the NICEST guy you ever MEET!
break
case 3
say Follow me for exp, gold and lessons in ADVANCED C!
break
case 4
say Mind if I upload 200 megs of pregnant XXX gifs with no descriptions to your bbs?
break
case 5
say Sex? No way! I'd rather jog 20 miles!
break
case 6
say I'll take you OUT!! ...tomorrow
break
case 7
say I invented Mud you know...
break
case 8
say Can I have a cup of water?
break
case 9
say I'll be jogging down ventnor ave in 10 minutes if you want some!
break
case 10
say just let me pull a few strings and I'll get ya a site, they love me! - doesn't everyone?
break
case 11
say Pssst! Someone tell Mercy to sport me some levels.
emote nudges you with his elbow.
break
case 12
say Edgar! Buddy! Let's group and hack some ogres to tiny quivering bits!
break
case 13
emote tells you, 'Skylar has bad taste in women!'
emote screams in terror!
flee
break
case 14
emote flexes.
break
default
break
done
~
#27105
Earl of Sundhaven - 27100~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.9%
case 1
say Lovely weather today.
break
case 2
emote practices a lunge with an imaginary foe.
break
case 3
say Hot performance at the gallows tonight.
emote winks suggustively.
break
case 4
say Must remember to up the taxes at my convenience.
break
case 5
say Sundhaven is impermeable to the enemy!
emote growls menacingly.
break
case 6
say Decadence is the credence of the abominable.
break
case 7
say I look at you and get a wonderful sense of impending doom.
emote chortles merrily.
break
case 8
emote touches his goatee ponderously.
break
case 9
say It's Mexican Madness night at Maynards!
emote bounces around.
break
default
break
done
~
#27106
Blinder - 27161~
0 k 5
~
%echo% %self.name% whispers, 'So, %actor.name%! You wouldst share my affliction!'
wait 1 sec
%send% %actor% %self.name%'s frayed cloak blows as he aims a bony finger at you.
%echoaround% %actor% %self.name%'s frayed cloak blows as he points at %actor.name%.
wait 1 sec
%send% %actor% A flash of pale fire explodes in your face!
%echoaround% %actor% A flash of pale fire explodes in %actor.name%'s face!
dg_cast 'blindness' %actor%
~
#27107
Idiot - 27115~
0 b 10
~
wait 1 sec
switch %random.13%
case 1
say even if idiot = god.
say and Stu = idiot.
say Stu could still not = god.
emote smiles.
break
case 2
emote balances a newbie sword on his head.
break
case 3
emote doesn't think you could stand up to him in a duel.
break
case 4
say Rome really was built in a day.
emote snickers.
break
case 5
emote flips over and walks around on his hands.
break
case 6
emote cartwheels around the room.
break
case 7
say How many ogres does it take to screw in a light bulb?
emote stops and whaps himself upside the head.
break
case 8
say Uh huh. Uh huh huh.
break
case 9
emote looks at you.
emote whistles quietly.
break
case 10
emote taps out a tune on your forehead.
break
case 11
emote has a battle of wits with himself and comes out unharmed.
break
case 12
say All this and I am just a number.
emote cries on your shoulder.
break
case 13
say A certain hunchback I know dresses very similar to you, very similar...
break
default
break
done
~
#27108
Slipping on Marbles - 27147~
1 q 100
~
* By Rumble of The Builder Academy tbamud.com 9091
* A leave trigger that checks for low dexterity.
if %actor.is_pc%
if %actor.dex% < 15
%send% %actor% You slip on %self.shortdesc% and fall flat on your face.
%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% slips on %self.shortdesc% and falls on his face.
return 0
nop %actor.pos(sitting)%
else
%send% %actor% You slip on %self.shortdesc%, but manage to regain your balance.
%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% slips on %self.shortdesc%, but manages to regain %actor.hisher% balance.
end
end
~
#27109
Dump - 27125, 27126~
2 h 100
~
%echo% %object.shortdesc% vanishes in a puff of smoke!
%send% %actor% You are awarded for outstanding performance.
%echoaround% %actor% %actor.name% has been awarded for being a good citizen.
eval value %object.cost% / 10
%purge% %object%
if %value% > 50
eval value 50
elseif %value% < 1
eval value 1
end
if %actor.level% < 3
nop %actor.exp(%value%)%
else
nop %actor.gold(%value%)%
end
~
#27110
Thief - 27143, 27107~
0 b 10
~
set actor %random.char%
if %actor%
if %actor.is_pc% && %actor.gold%
%send% %actor% You discover that %self.name% has %self.hisher% hands in your wallet.
%echoaround% %actor% %self.name% tries to steal gold from %actor.name%.
eval coins %actor.gold% * %random.10% / 100
nop %actor.gold(-%coins%)
nop %self.gold(%coins%)
end
end
~
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