259 Name gack~ Noargch Gaaack!~ Noargotr $n gacks with dismay!~ Chfound Appalled, you gack at $N.~ Otrfound $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~ Vctfound $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~ Chauto *GACK!*~ Otrauto Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~ Chnemot gacks loudly, saying~ END Name kiss~ Noargch Whom would you like to plant a wet kiss on?~ Noargotr $n would you like someone to plant a wet kiss on... do you volunteer?~ Chfound You kiss $M.~ Otrfound $n kisses $N.~ Vctfound $n kisses you.~ Chauto You practice your kissing techniques on yourself.~ Otrauto $n practices $s kissing techniques on $mself.... how sad.~ Chnemot puckers up, saying~ END Name bounce~ Noargch BOIINNNNNGG!~ Noargotr $n bounces around with a happy smile.~ Chfound You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~ Otrfound $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~ Vctfound $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~ Chauto You bounce your head like a basketball.~ Otrauto $n bounces $s head like a basketball.~ Chnemot bounces around, saying~ END Name dance~ Noargch Feels silly, doesn't it?~ Noargotr $n dances wildly before you!~ Chfound You lead $M to the dancefloor.~ Otrfound $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~ Vctfound $n sends you across the dancefloor.~ Chauto You skip and dance around by yourself.~ Otrauto $n skips a light Fandango.~ Chnemot dances around, saying~ END Name cackle~ Noargch You cackle gleefully.~ Noargotr $n cackles gleefully.~ Chfound You cackle gleefully at $M.~ Otrfound $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ Vctfound $n cackles gleefully at you.~ Chauto You cackle gleefully at yourself.~ Otrauto $n has gone mad.. $e is cackling gleefully to $mself.~ Chnemot cackles, saying~ END Name laugh~ Noargch You fall down laughing.~ Noargotr $n falls down laughing.~ Chfound You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ Otrfound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ Vctfound $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ Chauto You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ Otrauto $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ Chnemot laughs, saying~ END Name giggle~ Noargch You giggle~ Noargotr $n giggles~ Chfound You giggle in $S presence.~ Otrfound $n giggles in $N's presence.~ Vctfound $n giggles in your presence.~ Chauto You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you...~ Otrauto $n giggles at $mself, $e must be nervous or something.~ Chnemot giggles, saying~ END Name shake~ Noargch You shake your head.~ Noargotr $n shakes $s head.~ Chfound You shake $S hand.~ Otrfound $n shakes $N's hand.~ Vctfound $n shakes your hand.~ Chauto You are shaken by yourself.~ Otrauto $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ Chnemot shakes their head, saying~ END Name puke~ Noargch You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~ Noargotr $n pukes.~ Chfound You puke on $M.~ Otrfound $n pukes on $N.~ Vctfound $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ Chauto You puke on yourself.~ Otrauto $n pukes on $s clothes.~ Chnemot manages to muffle out words, while puking~ END Name growl~ Noargch Grrrrrrrrrr...~ Noargotr $n growls.~ Chfound Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~ Otrfound $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ Vctfound $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ Chauto You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ Otrauto $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ Chnemot growls, almost wolflike~ END Name scream~ Noargch ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ Noargotr $n screams loudly!~ Chfound ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ Otrfound $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~ Vctfound $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ Chauto You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ Otrauto $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ Chnemot screams~ END Name comfort~ Noargch Do you feel uncomfortable?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You comfort $M.~ Otrfound $n comforts $N.~ Vctfound $n comforts you.~ Chauto You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ Otrauto $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~ Chnemot says in a comforting voice,~ END Name sigh~ Noargch You sigh.~ Noargotr $n sighs.~ Chfound You sigh as you think of $M.~ Otrfound $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ Vctfound $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching huh?~ Chauto You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ Otrauto $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ Chnemot sighs saying,~ END Name sulk~ Noargch You sulk.~ Noargotr $n sulks in the corner.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot sulks, saying~ END Name hug~ Noargch Whom to hug?~ Noargotr $n looks around for someone to hug... You could volunteer!~ Chfound You hug $M.~ Otrfound $n hugs $N.~ Vctfound $n hugs you.~ Chauto You hug yourself, lonely?~ Otrauto $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ Chnemot opens his arms and says~ END Name snuggle~ Noargch Who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You snuggle $M.~ Otrfound $n snuggles up to $N.~ Vctfound $n snuggles up to you.~ Chauto You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ Otrauto $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ Chnemot says, snuggly~ END Name cuddle~ Noargch Who do you feel like cuddling today?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You cuddle $M.~ Otrfound $n cuddles $N.~ Vctfound $n cuddles you.~ Chauto You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ Otrauto $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ Chnemot says, cuddely~ END Name nuzzle~ Noargch Nuzzle who??~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ Otrfound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ Vctfound $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ Chauto I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot nuzzles their nose up in the air, and says~ END Name cry~ Noargch Waaaaah..~ Noargotr $n bursts into tears.~ Chfound You cry on $S shoulder.~ Otrfound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ Vctfound $n cries on your shoulder.~ Chauto You cry to yourself.~ Otrauto $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ Chnemot crys, saying~ END Name poke~ Noargch Poke who??~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You poke $M in the ribs.~ Otrfound $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ Vctfound $n pokes you in the ribs.~ Chauto You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ Otrauto $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ Chnemot thrusts their figure to to the air, and explaims~ END Name accuse~ Noargch Accuse who??~ Noargotr $n is in an accusing mood.~ Chfound You look accusingly at $M.~ Otrfound $n looks accusingly at $N.~ Vctfound $n looks accusingly at you.~ Chauto You accuse yourself.~ Otrauto $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ Chnemot says, accusingly~ END Name bow~ Noargch You bow deeply.~ Noargotr $n bows deeply.~ Chfound You bow before $M.~ Otrfound $n bows before $N.~ Vctfound $n bows before you.~ Chauto You kiss your toes.~ Otrauto $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~ Chnemot takes a deep bow, and says~ END Name applaud~ Noargch Clap, clap, clap.~ Noargotr $n gives a round of applause.~ Chfound You clap at $N's actions.~ Otrfound $n claps at $N's actions.~ Vctfound $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ Chauto You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ Otrauto $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ Chnemot applauds, saying~ END Name blush~ Noargch Your cheeks are burning.~ Noargotr $n blushes.~ Chfound You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ Otrfound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~ Vctfound $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ Chauto You blush at your own folly.~ Otrauto $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ Chnemot turns beed red, and squeeks~ END Name burp~ Noargch You burp loudly.~ Noargotr $n burps loudly.~ Chfound You burp loudly to $M in response.~ Otrfound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ Vctfound $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ Chauto You burp at yourself.~ Otrauto $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ Chnemot burps out~ END Name chuckle~ Noargch You chuckle merrily.~ Noargotr $n chuckles merrily.~ Chfound You chuckle at $S joke.~ Otrfound $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ Vctfound $n chuckles at your joke.~ Chauto You chuckle at yourself since no one else did.~ Otrauto $n chuckles at $mself since no one else did.~ Chnemot chuckles, saying~ END Name clap~ Noargch You clap your hands together.~ Noargotr $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ Chfound You clap at $S performance.~ Otrfound $n claps at $N's performance.~ Vctfound $n claps at your performance.~ Chauto You clap at your own performance.~ Otrauto $n claps at $s own performance.~ Chnemot claps their hands, and says~ END Name cough~ Noargch Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~ Noargotr $n coughs loudly.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot coughs out~ END Name curtsey~ Noargch You curtsey to your audience.~ Noargotr $n curtseys gracefully.~ Chfound You curtsey to $M.~ Otrfound $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ Vctfound $n curtseys gracefully to you.~ Chauto You vainly curtsey to yourself for attention.~ Otrauto $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ Chnemot curtseys gracefully curtseys and says,~ END Name fart~ Noargch Where are your manners ?~ Noargotr $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ Chfound You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ Otrfound $n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ Vctfound $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ Chauto You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ Otrauto $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ Chnemot lets one rip and says~ END Name flip~ Noargch You flip head over heels.~ Noargotr $n flips head over heels.~ Chfound You flip $M over your shoulder.~ Otrfound $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ Vctfound $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ Chauto You tumble all over the room.~ Otrauto $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ Chnemot flips head over heels, and yells~ END Name fondle~ Noargch Who needs to be fondled ?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You fondly fondle $M.~ Otrfound $n fondly fondles $N.~ Vctfound $n fondly fondles you.~ Chauto You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~ Otrauto $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~ Chnemot fondles themselves, saying~ END Name frown~ Noargch You frown disapprovingly.~ Noargotr $n frowns.~ Chfound You frown at what $E did.~ Otrfound $n frowns at what $N did.~ Vctfound $n frowns at what you did.~ Chauto You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ Otrauto $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....~ Chnemot frowns, saying~ END Name gasp~ Noargch You gasp in astonishment.~ Noargotr $n gasps in astonishment.~ Chfound You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ Otrfound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ Vctfound $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ Chauto You look at yourself and gasp!~ Otrauto $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~ Chnemot gasps, saying~ END Name glare~ Noargch You glare at nothing in particular.~ Noargotr $n glares around $m.~ Chfound You glare icily at $M.~ Otrfound $n glares at $N.~ Vctfound $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ Chauto You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ Otrauto $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ Chnemot glares, saying~ END Name groan~ Noargch You groan loudly.~ Noargotr $n groans loudly.~ Chfound You groan at the sight of $M.~ Otrfound $n groans at the sight of $N.~ Vctfound $n groans at the sight of you.~ Chauto You groan as you realize what you have done.~ Otrauto $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ Chnemot groans, saying~ END Name grope~ Noargch Whom do you wish to grope ??~ Noargotr ~ Chfound Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~ Otrfound $n gropes $N.~ Vctfound $n gropes you.~ Chauto You grope yourself - YUCK.~ Otrauto $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~ Chnemot grins like a pervert, saying~ END Name hiccup~ Noargch *HIC*~ Noargotr $n hiccups.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot hiccups, saying~ END Name lick~ Noargch You lick your mouth and smile. ~ Noargotr $n licks $s mouth and smiles. ~ Chfound You lick $N's jawline delicately. ~ Otrfound $n licks $N's jawline delicately. ~ Vctfound $n licks your jawline delicately. ~ Chauto You lick your own eyebrows. ~ Otrauto $n licks $s own eyebrows.~ Chnemot licks his lips and says~ END Name love~ Noargch You love the whole world.~ Noargotr $n loves everybody in the world.~ Chfound You tell your true feelings to $N.~ Otrfound $n whispers softly to $N.~ Vctfound $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ Chauto Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~ Otrauto $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ Chnemot says lovingly~ END Name moan~ Noargch You start to moan.~ Noargotr $n starts moaning.~ Chfound You moan for the loss of $M.~ Otrfound $n moans for the loss of $N.~ Vctfound $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ Chauto You moan at yourself.~ Otrauto $n makes $mself moan.~ Chnemot moans out~ END Name nibble~ Noargch Nibble on who ?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You nibble on $N's ear.~ Otrfound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ Vctfound $n nibbles on your ear.~ Chauto You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~ Otrauto $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~ Chnemot nibbles their bottom lip and says~ END Name pout~ Noargch Ah, don't take it so hard.~ Noargotr $n pouts.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot pouts, saying~ END Name ruffle~ Noargch You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ Otrfound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ Vctfound $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ Chauto You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~ Otrauto $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~ Chnemot ruffles around, saying~ END Name shiver~ Noargch Brrrrrrrrr.~ Noargotr $n shivers uncomfortably.~ Chfound You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ Otrfound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ Vctfound $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ Chauto You shiver to yourself?~ Otrauto $n scares $mself to shivers.~ Chnemot shivers as they spirt out~ END Name shrug~ Noargch You shrug.~ Noargotr $n shrugs helplessly.~ Chfound You shrug in response to $S question.~ Otrfound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ Vctfound $n shrugs in response to your question.~ Chauto You shrug to yourself.~ Otrauto $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ Chnemot gives alittle shrug and says~ END Name sing~ Noargch You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~ Noargotr HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! $n has begun to sing.~ Chfound You sing a ballad to $M.~ Otrfound $n sings a ballad to $N.~ Vctfound $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ Chauto You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ Otrauto $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ Chnemot sings~ END Name slap~ Noargch What is the sound of one hand slapping?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~ Otrfound *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~ Vctfound $n slaps you stingingly.~ Chauto You slap yourself, silly you.~ Otrauto $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~ Chnemot raises their hand, and says~ END Name smirk~ Noargch You smirk.~ Noargotr $n smirks.~ Chfound You smirk at $S saying.~ Otrfound $n smirks at $N's saying.~ Vctfound $n smirks at your saying.~ Chauto You smirk at yourself. Okay.....~ Otrauto $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ Chnemot smirks, saying~ END Name snap~ Noargch Eureka! You snap your fingers. ~ Noargotr $n snaps $s fingers. ~ Chfound You snap back at $M. ~ Otrfound $n snaps back at $N. ~ Vctfound $n snaps back at you! ~ Chauto You snap yourself to attention. ~ Otrauto $n snaps $mself to attention. ~ Chnemot snaps his figure, and exclaimes~ END Name sneeze~ Noargch Gesundheit !~ Noargotr $n sneezes.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot sneezes and says~ END Name snicker~ Noargch You snicker softly.~ Noargotr $n snickers softly.~ Chfound You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ Otrfound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ Vctfound $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ Chauto You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ Otrauto $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ Chnemot snickers, saying~ END Name sniff~ Noargch You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ Noargotr $n sniffs sadly.~ Chfound You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ Otrfound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ Vctfound $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ Chauto You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ Otrauto $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ Chnemot sniffs out~ END Name snore~ Noargch Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ Noargotr $n snores loudly.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot snores out~ END Name squeeze~ Noargch Where, what, how, WHO ???~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You squeeze $M fondly.~ Otrfound $n squeezes $N fondly.~ Vctfound $n squeezes you fondly.~ Chauto You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ Otrauto $n squeezes $mself.~ Chnemot squeezes their lips togeather and quacks out~ END Name stare~ Noargch You stare at the sky.~ Noargotr $n stares at the sky.~ Chfound You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ Otrfound $n stares dreamily at $N.~ Vctfound $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ Chauto You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ Otrauto $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ Chnemot stares blankly off into space and says~ END Name strut~ Noargch Strut your stuff.~ Noargotr $n struts proudly.~ Chfound You strut to get $S attention.~ Otrfound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ Vctfound $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ Chauto You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ Otrauto $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ Chnemot struts alittle, pulls a move, and exclaims~ END Name thank~ Noargch Thank you too.~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You thank $N heartily.~ Otrfound $n thanks $N heartily.~ Vctfound $n thanks you heartily.~ Chauto You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ Otrauto $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ Chnemot says thankingly~ END Name twiddle~ Noargch You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ Noargotr $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ Chfound You twiddle $S ears.~ Otrfound $n twiddles $N's ears.~ Vctfound $n twiddles your ears.~ Chauto You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ Otrauto $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ Chnemot twiddles their fingers, and says sheepishly~ END Name wave~ Noargch You wave.~ Noargotr $n waves happily.~ Chfound You wave goodbye to $N.~ Otrfound $n waves goodbye to $N.~ Vctfound $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ Chauto Are you going on adventures as well??~ Otrauto $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ Chnemot gives alittle wave~ END Name whistle~ Noargch You whistle appreciatively.~ Noargotr $n whistles appreciatively.~ Chfound You whistle at the sight of $M.~ Otrfound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ Vctfound $n whistles at the sight of you.~ Chauto You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ Otrauto $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ Chnemot whisles then says~ END Name wiggle~ Noargch Your wiggle your bottom.~ Noargotr $n wiggles $s bottom.~ Chfound You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ Otrfound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ Vctfound $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ Chauto You wiggle about like a fish.~ Otrauto $n wiggles about like a fish.~ Chnemot wiggles their bottom, saying~ END Name wink~ Noargch Have you got something in your eye?~ Noargotr $n winks suggestively.~ Chfound You wink suggestively at $N.~ Otrfound $n winks at $N.~ Vctfound $n winks suggestively at you.~ Chauto You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~ Otrauto $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ Chnemot winks, saying~ END Name yawn~ Noargch You must be tired.~ Noargotr $n yawns.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot yawns out~ END Name snowball~ Noargch Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ Otrfound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~ Vctfound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~ Chauto You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~ Otrauto $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~ Chnemot is an idiot and babbles out~ END Name french~ Noargch Kiss whom?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ Otrfound $n kisses $N passionately.~ Vctfound $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ Chauto You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ Otrauto $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ Chnemot tongue protrudes the lips and says~ END Name comb~ Noargch You comb your hair - perfect.~ Noargotr $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~ Chfound You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~ Otrfound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~ Vctfound $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~ Chauto You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~ Otrauto $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~ Chnemot tidies up and says~ END Name massage~ Noargch Massage what? Thin air?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ Otrfound $n massages $N's shoulders.~ Vctfound $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~ Chauto You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ Otrauto $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~ Chnemot offers a massage with this slogan~ END Name tickle~ Noargch Whom do you wish to tickle?~ Noargotr $n is looking for a victim to tickle... get ready to laugh.~ Chfound You tickle $N.~ Otrfound $n tickles $N.~ Vctfound $n tickles you - Hehe!~ Chauto You tickle yourself, how funny!~ Otrauto $n has commenced to tickling $mself, how pathetic!~ Chnemot tickles themself and giggles out~ END Name pat~ Noargch Pat who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You pat $N on $S head.~ Otrfound $n pats $N on $S head.~ Vctfound $n pats you on your head.~ Chauto You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~ Otrauto $n pats $mself on the head.~ Chnemot pats themself on the back, saying~ END Name curse~ Noargch You swear loudly for a long time.~ Noargotr $n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~ Chfound You swear at $M.~ Otrfound $n swears at $N.~ Vctfound $n swears at you! Where are the manners?~ Chauto You swear at your own mistakes.~ Otrauto $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ Chnemot curses out the horrible words of ~ END Name pray~ Noargch You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ Noargotr $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ Chfound You crawl in the dust before $M.~ Otrfound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ Vctfound $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ Chauto Talk about narcissism...~ Otrauto $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ Chnemot prays for~ END Name beg~ Noargch You beg the gods for mercy.~ Noargotr The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ Chfound You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ Otrfound $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~ Vctfound $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~ Chauto Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot begs for~ END Name cringe~ Noargch You cringe in terror.~ Noargotr $n cringes in terror!~ Chfound You cringe away from $M.~ Otrfound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ Vctfound $n cringes away from you.~ Chauto I beg your pardon?~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot cringes, saying~ END Name daydream~ Noargch You dream of better times.~ Noargotr $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot stares off into space, calmly stating~ END Name fume~ Noargch Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~ Noargotr $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ Chfound You stare at $M, fuming.~ Otrfound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ Vctfound $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ Chauto That's right - hate yourself!~ Otrauto $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~ Chnemot screams out in a horrible fit of anger~ END Name grovel~ Noargch You grovel in the dirt.~ Noargotr $n grovels in the dirt.~ Chfound You grovel before $M~ Otrfound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ Vctfound $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ Chauto That seems a little silly to me.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot grovels about for~ END Name hop~ Noargch You hop around like a little kid.~ Noargotr $n hops around like a little kid.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot hops around, saying~ END Name nudge~ Noargch Whom do you wish to nudge?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You nudge $M.~ Otrfound $n nudges $N.~ Vctfound $n nudges you.~ Chauto You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ Otrauto $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ Chnemot nudges about, saying~ END Name ponder~ Noargch You ponder the question.~ Noargotr $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot ponders for a moment, then says softly~ END Name punch~ Noargch Punch whom?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You punch $M playfully.~ Otrfound $n punches $N playfully.~ Vctfound $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ Chauto You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ Otrauto $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ Chnemot puts up their dukes, and exclaims~ END Name snarl~ Noargch You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ Noargotr $n snarls angrily.~ Chfound You snarl at $M.~ Otrfound $n snarls at $N.~ Vctfound $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ Chauto You snarl at yourself.~ Otrauto $n snarls at $mself.~ Chnemot snarls out~ END Name spank~ Noargch Spank whom?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You spank $M playfully.~ Otrfound $n spanks $N playfully.~ Vctfound $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ Chauto You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~ Otrauto $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~ Chnemot (null)~ END Name hand~ Noargch Kiss whose hand?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You kiss $S hand.~ Otrfound $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ Vctfound $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ Chauto You kiss your own hand.~ Otrauto $n kisses $s own hand.~ Chnemot holds out their hand, as if to be kissed, then says~ END Name yodel~ Noargch You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~ Noargotr $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~ Chfound $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~ Otrfound $n yodels to $N.~ Vctfound $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~ Chauto Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~ Otrauto $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.~ Chnemot yodles out~ END Name faint~ Noargch You faint.~ Noargotr $n faints.~ Chfound You faint into $S arms.~ Otrfound $n faints into $N's open arms.~ Vctfound $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot faints and the following words might be said~ END Name pinch~ Noargch You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~ Noargotr $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~ Chfound You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~ Otrfound $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~ Vctfound $n pinches your bottom and grins. ~ Chauto You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~ Otrauto $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~ Chnemot pinches about, saying~ END Name stroke~ Noargch You stroke the air vaguely. ~ Noargotr $n makes vague stroking motions. ~ Chfound You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply. ~ Otrfound $N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~ Vctfound $n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply. ~ Chauto You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~ Otrauto # ~ Chnemot strokes a cat, and says~ END Name apologize~ Noargch You apologize until you are blue in the face.~ Noargotr $n apologizes profusely.~ Chfound You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~ Otrfound $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~ Vctfound $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says with the most sincere look on their face~ END Name caress~ Noargch Who do you wish to caress?~ Noargotr $n looks for someone to caress.~ Chfound You tenderly caress $M.~ Otrfound $n tenderly caresses $N.~ Vctfound $n tenderly caresses your body.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot caresses a random limb, and gibbers out~ END Name stagger~ Noargch You stagger blindly around the room.~ Noargotr $n staggers blindly around the room.~ Chfound You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~ Otrfound $n staggers into $N.~ Vctfound $n staggers blindly into you.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot staggers around and exclaims~ END Name snort~ Noargch You snort derisively. ~ Noargotr $n snorts derisively. ~ Chfound You snort derisively at $N. ~ Otrfound $n snorts derisively at $N. ~ Vctfound $n snorts at you. ~ Chauto You snort derisively at yourself. ~ Otrauto $n snorts derisively at $sself.~ Chnemot snorts out~ END Name slobber~ Noargch You slobber down your front.~ Noargotr $n slobbers all over $mself.~ Chfound You slobber on $N.~ Otrfound $n slobbers on $N **Yuck**~ Vctfound $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says, behind the slobbering~ END Name blink~ Noargch You bat your eyelashes.~ Noargotr $n blinks innocently.~ Chfound You blink innocently at $N.~ Otrfound $n blinks innocently at $N.~ Vctfound $n blinks innocently at you.~ Chauto You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot blinks confusingly~ END Name tease~ Noargch What a tease. SHEESH.~ Noargotr $n looks around for someone to tease.~ Chfound You tease $N in a playful way.~ Otrfound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ Vctfound $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~ Chauto You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~ Otrauto $n teases $mself.~ Chnemot teases, saying~ END Name knee~ Noargch You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~ Noargotr $n cocks one knee threateningly.~ Chfound You knee $M hard in the groin.~ Otrfound $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~ Vctfound $n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.~ Chauto What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot hops around on one foot, saying~ END Name flirt~ Noargch You flirt outrageously.~ Noargotr $n is an outrageous flirt.~ Chfound You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~ Otrfound $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~ Vctfound $n flirts with you.~ Chauto You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~ Otrauto $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~ Chnemot says sentually,~ END Name tip~ Noargch You tip your hat gallantly.~ Noargotr $n gallantly tips $s hat.~ Chfound You tip your hat to $N.~ Otrfound $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ Vctfound $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot tips their hat, and exclaims~ END Name lust~ Noargch Your hormones begin to rage.~ Noargotr $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~ Chfound You have lust after $N.~ Otrfound $n looks lustily at $N.~ Vctfound $n lusts after your delectable body.~ Chauto Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~ Otrauto $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~ Chnemot says lustfully~ END Name flutter~ Noargch You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~ Noargotr $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~ Chfound You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~ Otrfound $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~ Vctfound $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot flutters the long sentual eyelashes, saying~ END Name bark~ Noargch You bark loudly.~ Noargotr $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~ Chfound You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~ Otrfound $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~ Vctfound $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~ Chauto You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~ Otrauto $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~ Chnemot barks out~ END Name howl~ Noargch You howl at the moon.~ Noargotr $n howls at the moon.~ Chfound You howl soulfully at $N.~ Otrfound $n howls at $N.~ Vctfound $n howls soulfully at you.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot howls out~ END Name babble~ Noargch You babble endlessly.~ Noargotr $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~ Chfound You babble to $N for hours on end.~ Otrfound $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~ Vctfound $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~ Chauto You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~ Otrauto $n babbles quietly to $mself.~ Chnemot babbles on about~ END Name ramble~ Noargch You ramble on and on.~ Noargotr $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~ Chfound You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~ Otrfound $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~ Vctfound $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot rambles on about~ END Name hush~ Noargch SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ Noargotr $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...~ Chfound You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~ Otrfound $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~ Vctfound $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~ Chauto You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~ Otrauto $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~ Chnemot quiets everyone with a boombing~ END Name threaten~ Noargch You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~ Noargotr You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~ Chfound You stand tall as you threaten $N.~ Otrfound $n threatens $N forcefully.~ Vctfound $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says in a threatening voice~ END Name roll~ Noargch You roll your eyes in disgust.~ Noargotr $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~ Chfound You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~ Otrfound $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~ Vctfound $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ Chauto At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot rolls their eyes, saying~ END Name swoon~ Noargch You swoon.~ Noargotr $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~ Chfound You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~ Otrfound $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot nearly falls over, saying~ END Name bird~ Noargch You flick a bird...How obscene!~ Noargotr $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~ Chfound You shoot a bird at $N.~ Otrfound $n gives $N the bird.~ Vctfound $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot flips the bird to everyone, exclaiming~ END Name eyebrow~ Noargch You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~ Noargotr $n raises an eyebrow at the notion.~ Chfound You raise your eyebrow at $N.~ Otrfound $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~ Vctfound $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot quirks and eyebrow, saying~ END Name serenade~ Noargch You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~ Noargotr $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~ Chfound You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ Otrfound $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ Vctfound $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~ Chauto You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!~ Otrauto $n serenades $mself. What an ego!~ Chnemot sings out a serenade,~ END Name grimace~ Noargch You grimace painfully at the thought.~ Noargotr $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~ Chfound You grimace at $N.~ Otrfound $n grimaces at $n.~ Vctfound $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?~ Chauto You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~ Otrauto $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~ Chnemot grimaces saying~ END Name boggle~ Noargch You boggle at the concept.~ Noargotr $n boggles at the concept.~ Chfound You boggle at $N.~ Otrfound $n boggles at $N.~ Vctfound $n boggles at you.~ Chauto You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.~ Otrauto $n boggles quietly to $mself.~ Chnemot boggles, saying~ END Name beckon~ Noargch You beckon for everyone to follow.~ Noargotr $n beckons for everyone to follow.~ Chfound You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~ Otrfound $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~ Vctfound $n beckons for you to follow.~ Chauto You beckon to your shadow to follow.~ Otrauto $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~ Chnemot beckons everyone to follow with a loud~ END Name wonder~ Noargch You wonder about how things could have been.~ Noargotr $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?~ Chfound You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~ Otrfound $n looks at $N and wonders....~ Vctfound $n looks at you quizzically.~ Chauto You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~ Otrauto A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?~ Chnemot wonders about~ END Name worry~ Noargch You worry about what's going to happen.~ Noargotr A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ Chfound You look at $N worriedly.~ Otrfound $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~ Vctfound $n looks at you worriedly.~ Chauto You worry about what's going to happen.~ Otrauto A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ Chnemot worries about~ END Name drool~ Noargch You drool down the front of your shirt.~ Noargotr $n drools down the front of $s shirt.~ Chfound You drool messily on $N.~ Otrfound $n messily drools upon $N.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and lustily drool.~ Chauto You drool down the front of your shirt.~ Otrauto $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ Chnemot drools, saying~ END Name nod~ Noargch You nod.~ Noargotr $n nods.~ Chfound You nod at $N.~ Otrfound $n nods at $N.~ Vctfound $n nods at you in agreement.~ Chauto You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~ Otrauto $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.~ Chnemot nods, saying~ END Name purr~ Noargch MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~ Noargotr $n purrs contentedly.~ Chfound You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~ Otrfound $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~ Vctfound $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~ Chauto You purr quietly to yourself.~ Otrauto $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~ Chnemot purrs, saying~ END Name point~ Noargch You point in every direction.~ Noargotr $n points excitedly!~ Chfound You point at $N.~ Otrfound $n points excitedly at $N!~ Vctfound $n points at you. How rude!~ Chauto You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~ Otrauto $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~ Chnemot points out their own imperfections, saying~ END Name rub~ Noargch You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~ Noargotr $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~ Chfound You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~ Otrfound $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~ Vctfound $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~ Chauto You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~ Otrauto $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~ Chnemot rubs their hands togeather saying~ END Name bleed~ Noargch You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~ Noargotr $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~ Chfound You bleed on $N -- ewww!~ Otrfound $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!~ Vctfound $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!~ Chauto You bleed all over yourself.~ Otrauto $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~ Chnemot bleeds out~ END Name highfive~ Noargch You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~ Noargotr $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~ Chfound You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~ Otrfound $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~ Vctfound $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!~ Chauto You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?~ Otrauto $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~ Chnemot extends for a highfive, exclaiming~ END Name propose~ Noargch You propose to everyone in the room.~ Noargotr $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.~ Chfound You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~ Otrfound $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~ Vctfound $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~ Chauto You are SO full of yourself!~ Otrauto $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~ Chnemot gets to a knee, and says~ END Name peer~ Noargch You peer around yourself intently.~ Noargotr $n peers around $mself intently.~ Chfound You peer intently at $N.~ Otrfound $n peers intently at $N.~ Vctfound $n peers at you intently.~ Chauto You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~ Otrauto $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~ Chnemot peers about, saying~ END Name worship~ Noargch You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~ Noargotr $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~ Chfound You fall on your knees and worship $N.~ Otrfound $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~ Vctfound $n falls to the ground and worships you.~ Chauto You worship yourself.~ Otrauto $n worships $mself.~ Chnemot worships Davion with a mighty~ END Name bearhug~ Noargch Whom do you wish to bearhug?~ Noargotr $n wishes to bearhug someone, do you volunteer?~ Chfound You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~ Otrfound $n emcompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~ Vctfound $n cluthes you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~ Chauto You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~ Otrauto $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~ Chnemot wants to hug someone, but only says,~ END Name innocent~ Noargch You innocently whistle a tune.~ Noargotr $n looks around and whistles innocently.~ Chfound You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~ Otrfound $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says, innocently~ END Name collapse~ Noargch You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~ Noargotr $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. ~ Chfound You collapse right into $N's arms.~ Otrfound $n collapses right into $N's arms.~ Vctfound Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot collapses with a loud~ END Name stretch~ Noargch You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~ Noargotr $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot stretches, saying~ END Name spam~ Noargch You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~ Noargotr $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~ Chfound You SPAM $N mercilessly!~ Otrfound $n spams $N!~ Vctfound You've been SPAMMED by $n!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot spams~ END Name boast~ Noargch You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~ Noargotr $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~ Chfound You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~ Otrfound $n boasts to $N.~ Vctfound Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~ Chauto You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.~ Otrauto $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~ Chnemot boasts about~ END Name squirm~ Noargch You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~ Noargotr $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~ Chfound You look at $N and squirm with delight. ~ Otrfound $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot squrms, saying~ END Name moo~ Noargch You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOO!~ Noargotr $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud and moos plaintively.~ Chfound You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOO!~ Otrfound $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and Muh-OOOO's!~ Vctfound $n moos at you. What possibly could that mean?~ Chauto You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen, the foolish world thinks you're just mooing!~ Otrauto $n is mooing at $mself again.. You should look for an exit...~ Chnemot chews his cud, and moos out~ END Name moon~ Noargch You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~ Noargotr $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~ Chfound You bend over and moon $N.~ Otrfound $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~ Vctfound $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~ Chauto You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~ Otrauto $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~ Chnemot moons everyone, saying~ END Name goose~ Noargch Who would you like to goose?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~ Otrfound $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~ Vctfound $n gooses you tenderly!~ Chauto You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~ Otrauto $n pinches $mself on the rear.~ Chnemot speaks like a goose~ END Name wince~ Noargch You wince in agony.~ Noargotr $n winces in agony.~ Chfound You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~ Otrfound $n winces at $N's remark.~ Vctfound $n winces at your remark.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot winses, exclaiming~ END Name type~ Noargch You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!~ Noargotr $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot can't type today, but lets see what they can do.~ END Name brb~ Noargch Hope to see you soon!~ Noargotr $n will be right back!~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot is gone for this reason~ END Name mutter~ Noargch You mutter quietly to yourself.~ Noargotr $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ Chfound You mutter something to $N.~ Otrfound $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. ~ Vctfound $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ Chauto You mutter quietly to yourself.~ Otrauto $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ Chnemot mutters something about~ END Name rofl~ Noargch You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~ Noargotr $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~ Chfound You roll on the floor laughing hysterically at $N's remark.~ Otrfound $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically at $N's remark.~ Vctfound $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically at you!~ Chauto You roll on the floor laughing hysterically at your own joke, pathetic!~ Otrauto $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically at $s own joke, pathetic!~ Chnemot rolls on the floor laughing.~ END Name sob~ Noargch You sob quietly to yourself.~ Noargotr $n sobs in misery.~ Chfound You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings SO badly.~ Otrfound $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~ Vctfound You feel like a jerk because you've mad $n sob.~ Chauto You sob uncontrolably thinking of what you've done.~ Otrauto $n sobs uncontrolably thinking of what $e did.~ Chnemot sobs, saying~ END Name pant~ Noargch You pant lustily.~ Noargotr $n pants lustily.~ Chfound You pant lustily at $M.~ Otrfound $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and pants lustily...~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot pants, saying~ END Name whine~ Noargch You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~ Noargotr $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~ Chfound You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~ Otrfound $n whines pathetically to $N.~ Vctfound $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!~ Chauto You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~ Otrauto $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~ Chnemot whines about~ END Name flex~ Noargch You flex your muscles proudly.~ Noargotr $n flexes your muscles proudly.~ Chfound You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~ Otrfound $n shows off to $N, flexing $s muscles proudly.~ Vctfound $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~ Chauto You stand in front of the mirror flexing to yourself.~ Otrauto $n stands in front of the mirror flexing to $mself.~ Chnemot flexes, saying~ END Name embrace~ Noargch Who would you like to embrace? ~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ Otrfound $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ Vctfound $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~ Chauto You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~ Otrauto $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~ Chnemot wraps their arms around themself and says,~ END Name duck~ Noargch DUCK!!!!~ Noargotr $n ducks defensively.~ Chfound You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~ Otrfound $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~ Vctfound $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot quacks out~ END Name bonk~ Noargch ***BONK!!!***~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~ Otrfound $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~ Vctfound $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~ Chauto You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~ Otrauto $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~ Chnemot bonks about, saying~ END Name squeal~ Noargch You squeal with delight!~ Noargotr $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~ Chfound You look at $N and squeal with delight!~ Otrfound $n squeals with delight at $N.~ Vctfound $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot squeals out~ END Name tackle~ Noargch You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You tackle $N playfully.~ Otrfound $n playfully tackles $N.~ Vctfound $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot tackles the phrase~ END Name spit~ Noargch You spit in utter disgust.~ Noargotr $n spits in utter disgust!~ Chfound You spit on $N...you're gross!~ Otrfound $n spits on $N.~ Vctfound $n spits on you -- how gross!~ Chauto You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~ Otrauto $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~ Chnemot spits out~ END Name life~ Noargch You try to get a life, and fail.~ Noargotr $n tries to get a life, and fails.~ Chfound $N needs to get a life!~ Otrfound $N needs to get a life!~ Vctfound You need to get a life!~ Chauto But you have none to give!~ Otrauto $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~ Chnemot didn't get a life... this is why~ END Name mosh~ Noargch You mosh insanely around the room!~ Noargotr $n moshes insanely around the room!~ Chfound You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~ Otrfound $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~ Vctfound $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!~ Chauto Masochist!~ Otrauto $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~ Chnemot moshes about, screaming~ END Name flinch~ Noargch EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~ Noargotr $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~ Chfound Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~ Otrfound $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~ Vctfound $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~ Chauto You can't belive what you've done...~ Otrauto $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~ Chnemot flinches, saying~ END Name air~ Noargch You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~ Noargotr $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~ Chfound You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~ Otrfound $n is surrounded by air groupies. ~ Vctfound $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~ Chauto You play softly to yourself.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot air guitars it, and sings~ END Name tweak~ Noargch Tweak who?~ Noargotr $n looks around for a cheek to tweak.~ Chfound You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?~ Otrfound $n tweaks $N's cheek.... don't they look so adorable together?~ Vctfound $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma.. sniff...~ Chauto You tweak yourself on the cheek... WIERDO!~ Otrauto $n tweaks $mself on the cheek... what a WIERDO!~ Chnemot tweaks about, saying~ END Name peck~ Noargch Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~ Otrfound $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~ Vctfound $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~ Chauto You must REALLY like yourself.~ Otrauto $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~ Chnemot pecks away, saying~ END Name explode~ Noargch You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~ Noargotr $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~ Chfound You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~ Otrfound $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~ Vctfound $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~ Chauto Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~ Otrauto $n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~ Chnemot explodes with a mighty~ END Name raspberry~ Noargch You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~ Noargotr $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~ Chfound You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~ Otrfound $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~ Vctfound You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~ Chauto You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot sticks their tongue out~ END Name flash~ Noargch You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~ Noargotr $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~ Chfound Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $N to notice you.~ Otrfound Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $N! EWWW!~ Vctfound You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~ Chauto That's sick!~ Otrauto PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself.~ Chnemot flashes, screaming~ END Name strip~ Noargch You do a slow strip tease for the people...~ Noargotr $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~ Chfound You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~ Otrfound $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~ Vctfound $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~ Chauto You can't DO that in public!~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot strips down, saying~ END Name undress~ Noargch You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~ Noargotr $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~ Chfound You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~ Otrfound You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~ Vctfound Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~ Chauto A mirror would work better...~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot undress everyone with their eyes, slobbering out~ END Name tongue~ Noargch You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~ Noargotr ~ Chfound Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~ Otrfound $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~ Vctfound $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~ Chauto You slowly tongue yourself.~ Otrauto $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~ Chnemot wraps their tongue about them, saying~ END Name view~ Noargch You sit back and watch the world go by.~ Noargotr $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot watches about, saying~ END Name grumble~ Noargch You grumble distractedly to yourself~ Noargotr $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~ Chfound You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~ Otrfound $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~ Vctfound $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~ Chauto Why bother?~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot grumbles out~ END Name cheer~ Noargch You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~ Noargotr $n cheers and dances as the joy within $m bursts forth!~ Chfound You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~ Otrfound $n cheers $N on and wishes $M good luck!~ Vctfound $n cheers you on and wishes you good luck!~ Chauto You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will.~ Otrauto $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~ Chnemot cheers out,~ END Name plead~ Noargch You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~ Noargotr $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot pleads for~ END Name charge~ Noargch You charge into the fray!~ Noargotr $n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.~ Chfound With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~ Otrfound $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~ Vctfound OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.~ Chauto You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot charges about, saying~ END Name criticize~ Noargch Yes, but who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~ Otrfound With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~ Vctfound $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~ Chauto You criticize yourself profusely.~ Otrauto $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~ Chnemot says, criticizingly~ END Name run~ Noargch You run away in terror and horror!~ Noargotr $n runs away in utter terror!~ Chfound You run away from $N in complete terror!~ Otrfound $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~ Vctfound $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~ Chauto Are you THAT ugly?~ Otrauto $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~ Chnemot runs about, saying~ END Name judge~ Noargch Yes, but who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~ Otrfound On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~ Vctfound $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~ Chauto You don't REALLY want to do that.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says judgmentaly,~ END Name insane~ Noargch You feel your sanity slipping away...~ Noargotr Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot blabbers out~ END Name cover~ Noargch You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~ Noargotr $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~ Chfound You glare at $N and cover your ears.~ Otrfound $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~ Vctfound $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~ Chauto No... I don't think so.~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot covers their head, and says~ END Name flare~ Noargch You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~ Noargotr $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~ Chfound You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~ Otrfound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~ Vctfound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~ Chauto *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot flares their nostrals, saying~ END Name head~ Noargch You toss your head haughtily.~ Noargotr $n tosses $s head haughtily.~ Chfound You toss your head haughtily at $N.~ Otrfound $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~ Vctfound $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~ Chauto Why would you do that?~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot tosses their head about, saying~ END Name pie~ Noargch You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~ Noargotr $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~ Chfound You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~ Otrfound $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~ Vctfound $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~ Chauto You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~ Otrauto $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~ Chnemot eats a pie, and speaks out messaly~ END Name cower~ Noargch You cower in a corner.~ Noargotr $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~ Chfound You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~ Otrfound $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~ Vctfound You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~ Chauto You are afraid of your own shadow!~ Otrauto $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~ Chnemot cowers, saying~ END Name noogie~ Noargch You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~ Otrfound $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~ Vctfound Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~ Chauto You rub your head and create a static charge...~ Otrauto $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~ Chnemot doesn't know why they used this one,~ END Name yeehaw~ Noargch You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~ Noargotr $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot bounces about, screaming~ END Name pissed~ Noargch You are PISSED!~ Noargotr $n is PISSED so watch out!~ Chfound You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~ Otrfound $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~ Vctfound $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~ Chauto You are PISSED at yourself!~ Otrauto $n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???~ Chnemot glares about, seeming quite annoyed,~ END Name passout~ Noargch You belch and pass out.~ Noargotr $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot passes out. ~ END Name adjust~ Noargch You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~ Noargotr $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot adjusts their tool, saying~ END Name scratch~ Noargch You scratch yourself contentedly.~ Noargotr $n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot scratch themself happily, saying~ END Name meditate~ Noargch You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~ Noargotr $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot meditates, chanting~ END Name bkiss~ Noargch You blow kisses to the air.~ Noargotr $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~ Chfound You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~ Otrfound $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~ Vctfound $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~ Chauto You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~ Otrauto $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~ Chnemot blows kisses about, saying~ END Name beer~ Noargch You pull out a six-pack.~ Noargotr $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~ Chfound You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~ Otrfound $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~ Vctfound $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~ Chauto You pop off the top and down a beer.~ Otrauto $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~ Chnemot downs a beer and says~ END Name bcatch~ Noargch You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~ Noargotr $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot catches, then downs the beer, and says~ END Name claw~ Noargch You tighten your hands into a fist.~ Noargotr $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~ Chfound You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~ Otrfound $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~ Vctfound $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~ Chauto You claw yourself to shreds!~ Otrauto $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~ Chnemot claws about, saying~ END Name rose~ Noargch Whom should this rose go to?~ Noargotr $n seems to have a rose $s is looking to give away.. maybe it will come to you?~ Chfound You hand $M a beautiful --'-,(@~ Otrfound $n hands $N a beautiful --'-,(@~ Vctfound $n hands you a beautiful --'-,(@~ Chauto You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~ Otrauto $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $n?~ Chnemot gets rosey cheaks and says~ END Name laces~ Noargch Whose laces?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~ Otrfound $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~ Vctfound You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~ Chauto You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~ Otrauto $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~ Chnemot trips over their own laces, and screams out~ END Name tag~ Noargch Tag whom?~ Noargotr $n casts about for someone to tag.~ Chfound >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!~ Otrfound $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!~ Vctfound $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!~ Chauto Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~ Otrauto Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?~ Chnemot slaps a tag on themself and dances about, saying~ END Name tank~ Noargch You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~ Noargotr $n offers to tank!~ Chfound You offer to tank for $N.~ Otrfound $n offers to tank for $N.~ Vctfound $n offers to tank for you!~ Chauto No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)~ Otrauto In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~ Chnemot gets tanked, and spits out~ END Name starve~ Noargch You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~ Noargotr $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!~ Chfound You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~ Otrfound $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~ Vctfound $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says, weary with hunger~ END Name aargh~ Noargch AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~ Noargotr $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~ Chfound You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~ Otrfound $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~ Vctfound $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~ Chauto You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~ Otrauto $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~ Chnemot screams out~ END Name homework~ Noargch Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~ Noargotr $n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot screams about their homework~ END Name puff~ Noargch You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~ Noargotr $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot is attempting to mimic puff~ END Name yae~ Noargch You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ Noargotr $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ Chfound There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~ Otrfound $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~ Vctfound $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~ Chauto You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~ Otrauto $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~ Chnemot says, not impressed with the general intellegence~ END Name lightbulb~ Noargch *Ding!* Inspiration!~ Noargotr A light bulb appears above $n's head!~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot got the idea of~ END Name voodoo~ Noargch Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~ Noargotr $n looks hostile for a moment.~ Chfound You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~ Otrfound $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~ Vctfound Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~ Chauto You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!~ Otrauto $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~ Chnemot stabs a pin into a doll, screaming~ END Name ogg~ Noargch Ogg who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound Engage!~ Otrfound $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.~ Vctfound $n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.~ Chauto If you do that, the universe will explode.~ Otrauto $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~ Chnemot oggs about, saying~ END Name confused~ Noargch Your confusion is showing.~ Noargotr $n blinks slowly...~ Chfound You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~ Otrfound $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~ Vctfound $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says, quite confused may I add, ~ END Name beam~ Noargch You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~ Noargotr $n beams delightedly at nothing in particular.~ Chfound You beam at $N delightedly.~ Otrfound $n beams at $N delightedly.~ Vctfound $n beams at you delightedly.~ Chauto Well aren't you special?~ Otrauto $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~ Chnemot beams happily, saying~ END Name bite~ Noargch You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~ Noargotr $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~ Chfound You bite $N on the neck.~ Otrfound $n bites $N on the neck!~ Vctfound $n bites you on the neck.~ Chauto You bite your knuckle in anguish.~ Otrauto $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~ Chnemot bits about, saying~ END Name discodance~ Noargch Groovy!~ Noargotr $n discos wildly!~ Chfound You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!~ Otrfound $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~ Vctfound $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot discos about, singing~ END Name scuff~ Noargch You scuff your foot sheepishly.~ Noargotr $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~ Chfound You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~ Otrfound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~ Vctfound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot scuffs his foot in the dirt, and says sheepishly~ END Name whap~ Noargch Whap who?~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You whap $N upside the head!~ Otrfound With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~ Vctfound HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!~ Chauto Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~ Otrauto Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!~ Chnemot whaps about, saying~ END Name lag~ Noargch Yes, yes.~ Noargotr $n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot llllllaaaaaaaaagggggggsssssss horribly, and complains~ END Name chortle~ Noargch Heh.~ Noargotr $n chortles mischievously.~ Chfound You chortle mischievously at $N.~ Otrfound $n chortles mischievously at $N.~ Vctfound $n chortles mischievously at you.~ Chauto You chortle at your own joke.~ Otrauto $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.~ Chnemot chortles saying~ END Name zerbert~ Noargch Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY!~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~ Otrfound $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~ Vctfound Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~ Chauto Careful, people are staring...~ Otrauto $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~ Chnemot zerberts themself and giggles, saying~ END Name twitch~ Noargch You twitch nervously.~ Noargotr $n twitches nervously.~ Chfound You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~ Otrfound $N must really be getting to $n...~ Vctfound $n notices you and twitches.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot twitches, saying~ END Name leer~ Noargch You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~ Noargotr $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~ Chfound You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~ Otrfound $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~ Vctfound $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ Chauto Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~ Otrauto $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~ Chnemot leers about, saying~ END Name polite~ Noargch You give a polite little chuckle. ~ Noargotr $n gives a polite little chuckle. ~ Chfound You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~ Otrfound $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~ Vctfound $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~ Chauto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~ Otrauto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~ Chnemot says politly~ END Name mischievous~ Noargch You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~ Noargotr $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~ Chfound You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~ Otrfound $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.~ Vctfound $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. ~ Chauto You grin mischievously to yourself. ~ Otrauto $n grins mischievously to $mself.~ Chnemot grins mischievously and says~ END Name anticipate~ Noargch You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~ Noargotr $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot grins in anticipation, saying~ END Name shudder~ Noargch You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~ Noargotr $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot shudders, saying~ END Name powertrip~ Noargch You scream 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Noargotr $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Chfound You look at $N and scream 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Otrfound $n looks at $N screaming 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Vctfound $n looks at you writhing screaming 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Chauto Looking in the mirror you scream, 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Otrauto While looking in the mirror $n screams, 'The PPppppppPOOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!~ Chnemot says all upidy dupidy~ END Name mull~ Noargch You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~ Noargotr $n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says~ END Name wait~ Noargch You wait patiently. ~ Noargotr $n waits patiently. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot waits about, saying~ END Name bat~ Noargch You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. ~ Noargotr $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot bats the eyelashes, saying~ END Name sage~ Noargch You nod sagely. ~ Noargotr $n nods sagely. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot nods sagely, saying~ END Name contemplate~ Noargch You bite your lip contemplatively. ~ Noargotr $n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot contemplates out loud~ END Name agree~ Noargch You agree absolutely.~ Noargotr $n agrees absolutely.~ Chfound You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ Otrfound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ Vctfound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~ Chauto You find yourself most agreeable.~ Otrauto $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~ Chnemot says in agreement~ END Name toast~ Noargch You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~ Noargotr $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~ Chfound You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~ Otrfound $n silently toasts $N. ~ Vctfound $n silently toasts you. ~ Chauto You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~ Otrauto $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~ Chnemot says a toast to~ END Name conspire~ Noargch You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ Noargotr $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ Chfound You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~ Otrfound $n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean. ~ Vctfound $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~ Chauto $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~ Otrauto # ~ Chnemot says conspiratly~ END Name support~ Noargch You fully support the plan. ~ Noargotr $n fully supports the plan. ~ Chfound You hug $M supportively and smile. ~ Otrfound $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~ Vctfound $n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~ Chauto You hug yourself sadly. ~ Otrauto $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? ~ Chnemot says supportivly~ END Name pound~ Noargch You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~ Noargotr $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~ Chfound You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~ Otrfound $n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~ Vctfound $n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot pounds their head, and says~ END Name wrist~ Noargch You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~ Noargotr $n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~ Chfound You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~ Otrfound $n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~ Vctfound $n slaps your wrist sharply. ~ Chauto You slap your own wrist. ~ Otrauto $n slaps $m own wrist. ~ Chnemot slaps their own wrist, saying~ END Name romeo~ Noargch You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~ Noargotr $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says dreamaly~ END Name camel~ Noargch You pretend you are a camel.~ Noargotr $n pretends to be a camel.~ Chfound You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~ Otrfound $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~ Vctfound $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~ Chauto You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~ Otrauto $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~ Chnemot spits out~ END Name whip~ Noargch You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~ Noargotr $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~ Chfound You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~ Otrfound $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~ Vctfound $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~ Chauto You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~ Otrauto $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~ Chnemot cracks their whip, and yells out~ END Name cramp~ Noargch You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~ Noargotr $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~ Chfound You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~ Otrfound $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~ Vctfound $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot screams out in pain~ END Name make~ Noargch You breathe heavily and wetly. ~ Noargotr $n breathes heavily and wetly. ~ Chfound You steam up the windows with $M. ~ Otrfound $n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~ Vctfound $n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot breaths heavily and wetly, and says~ END Name sweep~ Noargch You look at your empty arms and sigh.~ Noargotr $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs.~ Chfound You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.~ Otrfound $n sweeps $N into $m arms and kisses $M long and deeply.~ Vctfound $n sweeps you into $m arms and kisses you long and deeply.~ Chauto You try to sweep yourself up and give yourself a kiss.~ Otrauto $n tries to sweep $mself up and give $mself a kiss.~ Chnemot sweeps the ground, saying~ END Name buff~ Noargch You buff your nails on your cloak. ~ Noargotr $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot buffs their nails, saying~ END Name liver~ Noargch You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ Noargotr $n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ Chfound You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~ Otrfound $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~ Vctfound $n rips out your liver and eats it. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot obviously drank to much lastnight~ END Name wrestle~ Noargch ~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~ Otrfound $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~ Vctfound $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~ Chauto You wrestle with your conscience. ~ Otrauto $n wrestles with $m conscience. ~ Chnemot says like your tipical wrestler~ END Name tie~ Noargch You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~ Noargotr $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~ Chfound You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~ Otrfound $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~ Vctfound $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot ties themselves to a bed, then pants out~ END Name tight~ Noargch ~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~ Otrfound $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~ Vctfound $n holds you in $m arms. ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot grabs themself tightly, and says~ END Name fatality~ Noargch ~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ Otrfound $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ Vctfound $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot says in a fatal tone~ END Name yowl~ Noargch You yowl in frustration. ~ Noargotr $n yowls in frustration! ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot yowls out~ END Name silly~ Noargch You do the silly walk all around the room. ~ Noargotr $n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly. ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot sillily states~ END Name rolf~ Noargch You roll on laughing floor!~ Noargotr $n rolls on laughing floor! What is that?~ Chfound You roll on laughing floor, in front of $N!~ Otrfound $n rolls on laughing floor, in front of $N!~ Vctfound $n rolls on laughing floor, in front of you!~ Chauto You roll on laughing floor, all for yourself!~ Otrauto $n rolls on laughing floor, for $s own amusement!~ Chnemot ~ END Name smack~ Noargch Smack who??~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You smack $M upside the head, and hope it hurts.~ Otrfound $n smacks $N upside the head... Hard too.~ Vctfound $n smacks you upside the head... Damm that hurt.~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot ~ END Name nocomment~ Noargch You withold comment.~ Noargotr $n witholds comment.~ Chfound You withold comment on $N~ Otrfound $n witholds comment on $N~ Vctfound $n witholds comment on you.~ Chauto You withold comment on yourself.~ Otrauto $n witholds comment on $mself~ Chnemot bites $s tongue, then says~ END Name dfa~ Noargch You are death from above! AIYEEE!~ Noargotr ~ Chfound You are death from above to $N! AIYEE!~ Otrfound $n falls from the ceiling onto $N, screaming "AIYEE!"~ Vctfound $n falls on you from the sky, screaming "AIYEE!"~ Chauto You cannot fall on yourself from above. Sorry. It just can't be done.~ Otrauto $n tries to fall from the sky and attack $mself, but it just doesn't work.~ Chnemot ~ END Name eyeshift~ Noargch you look at your own nose.~ Noargotr ~ Chfound you shift your eyes nervously from side to side.~ Otrfound $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~ Vctfound $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~ Chauto You shift your eyes nervously from side to side.~ Otrauto $n shifts $s eyes nervously from side to side.~ Chnemot ~ END Name jump~ Noargch You jump around happily.~ Noargotr $n jumps around happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~ Chfound You jump around $N happily, your heels clicking against each other.~ Otrfound $n jumps around $N happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~ Vctfound $n jumps around you happily, $s heels clicking against each other.~ Chauto You look around for something to jump on.~ Otrauto $n looks around for something to jump on.~ Chnemot ~ END Name smile~ Noargch You smile.~ Noargotr $n smiles.~ Chfound You smile at $N.~ Otrfound $n smiles at $N.~ Vctfound $n smiles at you.~ Chauto You smile to yourself.~ Otrauto $n smiles a little oddly.~ Chnemot smiles, saying~ END Name grin~ Noargch You grin.~ Noargotr $n grins.~ Chfound You grin at $M.~ Otrfound $n grins at $N.~ Vctfound $n grins at you.~ Chauto You grin at your own thoughts!~ Otrauto A grin passes across $n's face.~ Chnemot grins, saying~ END Name ssmile~ Noargch ~ Noargotr ~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot ~ END Name hmm~ Noargch You thoughtfully say 'Hmm..'~ Noargotr With a thoughtful look, $n says 'Hmm..'~ Chfound You consider $M with a thoughtful 'Hmm..'~ Otrfound A considering $n eyes $N with a 'Hmm..'~ Vctfound $n considers you with a thoughtful 'Hmm..' Time to worry?~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot 'Hmm..'s before saying,~ END Name bah~ Noargch You throw up your hands with a frustrated 'Bah!'~ Noargotr $n throws up $s hands with a frustrated 'Bah!'~ Chfound You eye $M and frustratedly utter 'Bah!'~ Otrfound $n yells a frustred 'Bah!' at $N.~ Vctfound $n frustratedly yells 'Bah!' at you. What'd you do?~ Chauto You fume at yourself, yelling 'Bah!'~ Otrauto $n yells 'Bah!' at $mself. Someone's a mite frustrated.~ Chnemot mutters with a 'Bah!'~ END Name gh~ Noargch Group hug!!! =)~ Noargotr $n pulls you all into one big group hug! Aww..~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto You shout 'Group hug!' and wrap your arms around.. yourselves?~ Otrauto $n searches for a group to hug, embracing $s own isolation instead.~ Chnemot says, hugging everyone,~ END Name pounce~ Noargch You pounce about happily.~ Noargotr $n pounces!~ Chfound You pounce happily on $N!~ Otrfound $n pounces on $N happily!~ Vctfound $n pounces on you happily!~ Chauto You try to pounce yourself, but fall down instead.~ Otrauto $n tries to pounce $mself, but falls down instead.~ Chnemot pounces around saying,~ END Name huggle~ Noargch Whom do you wish to huggle?~ Noargotr $n looks around for a huggle friend.~ Chfound You huggle $M.~ Otrfound $n huggles $N.~ Vctfound $n huggles you tightly.~ Chauto You grab yourself in a vain attempt to huggle yourself.~ Otrauto $n vainly tries to huggle $mself.~ Chnemot grabs the ground for a huggle and says,~ END Name meow~ Noargch MeeeoooW!~ Noargotr $n lets out a loud MeeeoooW!~ Chfound You meow at $N while wrapping yourself around $M leg.~ Otrfound $n meows while wrapping $mself around $N's leg.~ Vctfound $n meows while wrapping $mself around your leg.~ Chauto You meow sadly to yourself.~ Otrauto $n meows sadly to $mself.~ Chnemot meows and says,~ END Name roar~ Noargch You roar.~ Noargotr $n roars.~ Chfound You roar at $N.~ Otrfound $n roars at $N.~ Vctfound $n roars at you.~ Chauto You roar loudly to yourself.~ Otrauto $n roars loudly to $mself.~ Chnemot ~ END Name crazy~ Noargch You start to act CRAZY.~ Noargotr $n starts to act CRAZY.~ Chfound You declare $N to be CRAZY!~ Otrfound $n declares $N to be CRAZY!~ Vctfound $n declares you to be CRAZY!~ Chauto You declare yourself to be CRAZY!~ Otrauto $n declares $mself to be CRAZY!~ Chnemot says CRAZILY,~ END Name lol~ Noargch You laugh out loud!~ Noargotr $n laughs out loud!~ Chfound ~ Otrfound ~ Vctfound ~ Chauto ~ Otrauto ~ Chnemot ~ END
