#SOCIAL
name		aargh~
cnoarg		AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~
onoarg		$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~
cfound		You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~
ofound		$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~
vfound		$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~
oauto		$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		accept~
cnoarg		You accept the proferred apology graciously. ~
onoarg		$n graciously accepts the proferred apology. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		accuse~
cnoarg		Accuse who??~
onoarg		$n is in an accusing mood.~
cfound		You look accusingly at $M.~
ofound		$n looks accusingly at $N.~
vfound		$n looks accusingly at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You accuse yourself.~
oauto		$n seems to have a bad conscience.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		adjust~
cnoarg		You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~
onoarg		$n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		agree~
cnoarg		You agree absolutely.~
onoarg		$n agrees absolutely.~
cfound		You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
ofound		$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
vfound		$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You find yourself most agreeable.~
oauto		$n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		air~
cnoarg		You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~
onoarg		$n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~
cfound		You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~
ofound		$n is surrounded by air groupies. ~
vfound		$n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You play softly to yourself.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		anticipate~
cnoarg		You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~
onoarg		$n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		apologize~
cnoarg		You apologize until you are blue in the face.~
onoarg		$n apologizes profusely.~
cfound		You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~
ofound		$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~
vfound		$n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		applaud~
cnoarg		Clap, clap, clap.~
onoarg		$n gives a round of applause.~
cfound		You clap at $N's actions.~
ofound		$n claps at $N's actions.~
vfound		$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
oauto		$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		babble~
cnoarg		You babble endlessly.~
onoarg		$n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~
cfound		You babble to $N for hours on end.~
ofound		$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~
vfound		$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~
oauto		$n babbles quietly to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bark~
cnoarg		You bark loudly.~
onoarg		$n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~
cfound		You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~
ofound		$n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~
vfound		$n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~
oauto		$n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bat~
cnoarg		You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. ~
onoarg		$n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bcatch~
cnoarg		You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~
onoarg		$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		beam~
cnoarg		You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~
onoarg		$n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~
cfound		You dazzle $N with your smile.~
ofound		$n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~
vfound		$n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Well, aren't you special?~
oauto		$n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bearhug~
cnoarg		Whom do you wish to bearhug?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~
ofound		$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~
vfound		$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~
oauto		$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible.  Looks like $e could use a hand.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		beckon~
cnoarg		You beckon for everyone to follow.~
onoarg		$n beckons for everyone to follow.~
cfound		You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~
ofound		$n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~
vfound		$n beckons for you to follow.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You beckon to your shadow to follow.~
oauto		$n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		beer~
cnoarg		You pull out a six-pack.~
onoarg		$n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~
cfound		You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~
ofound		$n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~
vfound		$n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You pop off the top and down a beer.~
oauto		$n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		beg~
cnoarg		You beg the gods for mercy.~
onoarg		The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
cfound		You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
ofound		$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~
vfound		$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bird~
cnoarg		You flick a bird...How obscene!~
onoarg		$n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~
cfound		You shoot a bird at $N.~
ofound		$n gives $N the bird.~
vfound		$n gives you the bird...What an ass!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bite~
cnoarg		You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~
onoarg		$n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~
cfound		You bite $N on the neck.~
ofound		$n bites $N on the neck!~
vfound		$n bites you on the neck.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bite your knuckle in anguish.~
oauto		$n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bkiss~
cnoarg		You blow kisses to the air.~
onoarg		$n blows kisses at no one in particular.~
cfound		You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~
ofound		$n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~
vfound		$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~
oauto		$n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bleed~
cnoarg		You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~
onoarg		$n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~
cfound		You bleed on $N -- ewww!~
ofound		$n bleeds on $N.  Watch out, YOU might be next!~
vfound		$n bleeds on you -- ewww!  Get away!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bleed all over yourself.~
oauto		$n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		blink~
cnoarg		You bat your eyelashes.~
onoarg		$n blinks innocently.~
cfound		You blink innocently at $N.~
ofound		$n blinks innocently at $N.~
vfound		$n blinks innocently at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		blush~
cnoarg		Your cheeks are burning.~
onoarg		$n blushes.~
cfound		You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
ofound		$n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
vfound		$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You blush at your own folly.~
oauto		$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		boast~
cnoarg		You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~
onoarg		$n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~
cfound		You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~
ofound		$n boasts to $N.~
vfound		Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You boast to yourself of all your great feats!  Your own biggest fan.~
oauto		$n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		boggle~
cnoarg		You boggle at the concept.~
onoarg		$n boggles at the concept.~
cfound		You boggle at $N.~
ofound		$n boggles at $N.~
vfound		$n boggles at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You boggle at yourself.  Hmmm...intriguing.~
oauto		$n boggles quietly to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bonk~
cnoarg		***BONK!!!***~
onoarg		~
cfound		You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~
ofound		$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~
vfound		$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~
oauto		$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bounce~
cnoarg		BOIINNNNNNGG!~
onoarg		$n bounces around with a happy smile.~
cfound		You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~
ofound		$n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~
vfound		$n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bounce your head like a basketball.~
oauto		$n plays basketball with $s head.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		bow~
cnoarg		You bow deeply.~
onoarg		$n bows deeply.~
cfound		You bow before $M.~
ofound		$n bows before $N.~
vfound		$n bows before you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You kiss your toes.~
oauto		$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		brb~
cnoarg		Hope to see you soon!~
onoarg		$n will be right back!~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		buff~
cnoarg		You buff your nails on your cloak. ~
onoarg		$n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		burp~
cnoarg		You burp loudly.~
onoarg		$n burps loudly.~
cfound		You burp loudly to $M in response.~
ofound		$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
vfound		$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You burp at yourself.~
oauto		$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cackle~
cnoarg		You cackle gleefully.~
onoarg		$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
cfound		You cackle gleefully at $N~
ofound		$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
vfound		$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
oauto		$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		camel~
cnoarg		You pretend you are a camel.~
onoarg		$n pretends to be a camel.~
cfound		You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~
ofound		$n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~
vfound		$n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~
oauto		$n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		caress~
cnoarg		Who do you wish to caress?~
onoarg		$n looks for someone to caress.~
cfound		You tenderly caress $M.~
ofound		$n tenderly caresses $N.~
vfound		$n tenderly caresses your body.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		charge~
cnoarg		You charge into the fray!~
onoarg		$n charges into the fray!  All guts, no brains.~
cfound		With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~
ofound		$n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~
vfound		OOF!  $n rammed $s head into your stomach!  That HURT.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You run your head into a brick wall.  OUCH!~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cheer~
cnoarg		You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~
onoarg		$n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~
cfound		You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~
ofound		*Yay!*  Go $N!!!  $n cheers $M on.~
vfound		You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~
oauto		$n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		chortle~
cnoarg		Heh.~
onoarg		$n chortles mischievously.~
cfound		You chortle mischievously at $N.~
ofound		$n chortles mischievously at $N.~
vfound		$n chortles mischievously at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You chortle at your own joke.~
oauto		$n chortles at $s own joke.  Don't bother.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		chuckle~
cnoarg		You chuckle politely.~
onoarg		$n chuckles politely.~
cfound		You chuckle at $S joke.~
ofound		$n chuckles at $N's joke.~
vfound		$n chuckles at your joke.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
oauto		$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		clap~
cnoarg		You clap your hands together.~
onoarg		$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
cfound		You clap at $S performance.~
ofound		$n claps at $N's performance.~
vfound		$n claps at your performance.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You clap at your own performance.~
oauto		$n claps at $s own performance.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		claw~
cnoarg		You tighten your hands into a fist.~
onoarg		$n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~
cfound		You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~
ofound		$n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~
vfound		$n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You claw yourself to shreds!~
oauto		$n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		collapse~
cnoarg		You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~
onoarg		$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.   ~
cfound		You collapse right into $N's arms.~
ofound		$n collapses right into $N's arms.~
vfound		Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.  ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		comb~
cnoarg		You comb your hair - perfect.~
onoarg		$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~
cfound		You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~
ofound		$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
vfound		$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
oauto		$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		comfort~
cnoarg		Do you feel uncomfortable?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You comfort $M.~
ofound		$n comforts $N.~
vfound		$n comforts you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
oauto		$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		confused~
cnoarg		Your confusion is showing.~
onoarg		$n blinks slowly...~
cfound		You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~
ofound		$n blinks slowly.  Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~
vfound		$n blinks slowly.  Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		conspire~
cnoarg		You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~
onoarg		$n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~
cfound		You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~
ofound		$n winks conspiratorily at $N.  You wonder what this can mean. ~
vfound		$n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		$n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~
oauto		# ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		contemplate~
cnoarg		You bite your lip contemplatively. ~
onoarg		$n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cough~
cnoarg		Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~
onoarg		$n coughs loudly.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cover~
cnoarg		You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~
onoarg		$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~
cfound		You glare at $N and cover your ears.~
ofound		$n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~
vfound		$n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		No... I don't think so.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cower~
cnoarg		You cower in a corner.~
onoarg		$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~
cfound		You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~
ofound		$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~
vfound		You scared poor $n!  Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You are afraid of your own shadow!~
oauto		$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cramp~
cnoarg		You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~
onoarg		$n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~
cfound		You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~
ofound		$n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~
vfound		$n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cringe~
cnoarg		You cringe in terror.~
onoarg		$n cringes in terror!~
cfound		You cringe away from $M.~
ofound		$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
vfound		$n cringes away from you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		I beg your pardon?~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		criticize~
cnoarg		Yes, but who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~
ofound		With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~
vfound		$n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You criticize yourself profusely.~
oauto		$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cry~
cnoarg		Waaaaah..~
onoarg		$n bursts into tears.~
cfound		You cry on $S shoulder.~
ofound		$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
vfound		$n cries on your shoulder.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You cry to yourself.~
oauto		$n sobs quietly to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		cuddle~
cnoarg		Who do you feel like cuddling today?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You cuddle $M.~
ofound		$n cuddles $N.~
vfound		$n cuddles you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
oauto		$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		curse~
cnoarg		You swear loudly for a long time.~
onoarg		$n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~
cfound		You swear at $M.~
ofound		$n swears at $N.~
vfound		$n swears at you!  Where are the manners?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You swear at your own mistakes.~
oauto		$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		curtsey~
cnoarg		You curtsey to your audience.~
onoarg		$n curtseys gracefully.~
cfound		You curtsey to $M.~
ofound		$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
vfound		$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
oauto		$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		dance~
cnoarg		Feels silly, doesn't it?~
onoarg		$n dances wildly before you!~
cfound		You lead $M to the dancefloor.~
ofound		$n sends $N across the dancefloor.~
vfound		$n sends you across the dancefloor.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You skip and dance around by yourself.~
oauto		$n skips a light Fandango.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		daydream~
cnoarg		You dream of better times.~
onoarg		$n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		discodance~
cnoarg		Groovy!~
onoarg		$n discos wildly!~
cfound		You grab $N and disco wildly!  Groovy!~
ofound		$n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~
vfound		$n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		drool~
cnoarg		You drool down the front of your shirt.~
onoarg		$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
cfound		You drool messily on $N.~
ofound		$n drools upon $N.~
vfound		$n looks at you lustily and drools.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You drool down the front of your shirt.~
oauto		$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		duck~
cnoarg		DUCK!!!!~
onoarg		$n ducks defensively.~
cfound		You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~
ofound		$n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~
vfound		$n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		embrace~
cnoarg		Who would you like to embrace?  ~
onoarg		~
cfound		You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
ofound		$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
vfound		$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~
oauto		$n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		explode~
cnoarg		You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~
onoarg		$n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~
cfound		You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~
ofound		$n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~
vfound		$n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~
oauto		$n implodes!!!  Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		eyebrow~
cnoarg		You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~
onoarg		$n raises an eyebrow.~
cfound		You raise your eyebrow at $N.~
ofound		$n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~
vfound		$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		faint~
cnoarg		You faint.~
onoarg		$n faints.~
cfound		You faint into $S arms.~
ofound		$n faints into $N's open arms.~
vfound		$n just fainted into YOUR arms.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		fart~
cnoarg		Where are your manners ?~
onoarg		$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~
cfound		You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
ofound		$n farts in the direction of $N.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
vfound		$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
oauto		$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		fatality~
cnoarg		~
onoarg		~
cfound		You intone, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
ofound		$n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
vfound		$n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.' ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flare~
cnoarg		You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~
onoarg		$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~
cfound		You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~
ofound		$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~
vfound		$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~
cnotfound		~
cauto		*Sniff*  But you should LOVE yourself!~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flash~
cnoarg		You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~
onoarg		$n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~
cfound		Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~
ofound		Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n!  EWWWW!~
vfound		You gasp!  $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		That's sick.~
oauto		PERVERT PRESENT!  $n is trying to flash $mself~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flex~
cnoarg		You flex your muscles proudly!~
onoarg		$n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~
cfound		You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~
ofound		$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~
vfound		$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flinch~
cnoarg		EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~
onoarg		$n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~
cfound		Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~
ofound		$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~
vfound		$n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You can't belive what you've done...~
oauto		$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flip~
cnoarg		You flip head over heels.~
onoarg		$n flips head over heels.~
cfound		You flip $M over your shoulder.~
ofound		$n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
vfound		$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You tumble all over the room.~
oauto		$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flirt~
cnoarg		You flirt outrageously.~
onoarg		$n is an outrageous flirt.~
cfound		You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~
ofound		$n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~
vfound		$n flirts with you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~
oauto		$n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		flutter~
cnoarg		You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~
onoarg		$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~
cfound		You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~
ofound		$n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~
vfound		$n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		fondle~
cnoarg		Who needs to be fondled ?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You fondly fondle $M.~
ofound		$n fondly fondles $N.~
vfound		$n fondly fondles you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
oauto		$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		french~
cnoarg		Kiss whom?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
ofound		$n kisses $N passionately.~
vfound		$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
oauto		$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		frown~
cnoarg		You frown disapprovingly.~
onoarg		$n frowns.~
cfound		You frown at what $E did.~
ofound		$n frowns at what $N did.~
vfound		$n frowns at what you did.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
oauto		$n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		fume~
cnoarg		Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~
onoarg		$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
cfound		You stare at $M, fuming.~
ofound		$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
vfound		$n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		That's right - hate yourself!~
oauto		$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		gack~
cnoarg		Gaaack!~
onoarg		$n gacks with dismay!~
cfound		Appalled, you gack at $N.~
ofound		$n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~
vfound		$n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		*GACK!*~
oauto		Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		gasp~
cnoarg		You gasp in astonishment.~
onoarg		$n gasps in astonishment.~
cfound		You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
ofound		$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
vfound		$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You look at yourself and gasp!~
oauto		$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		giggle~
cnoarg		You giggle.~
onoarg		$n giggles.~
cfound		You giggle in $S presence.~
ofound		$n giggles at $N's actions.~
vfound		$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~
oauto		$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		glare~
cnoarg		You glare at nothing in particular.~
onoarg		$n glares around $m.~
cfound		You glare icily at $M.~
ofound		$n glares at $N.~
vfound		$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
oauto		$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		goose~
cnoarg		Who would you like to goose?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~
ofound		$n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~
vfound		$n gooses you tenderly!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~
oauto		$n pinches $mself on the rear.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		grimace~
cnoarg		You grimace painfully at the thought.~
onoarg		$n grimaces painfully at the thought.~
cfound		You grimace at $N.~
ofound		$n grimaces at $n.~
vfound		$n grimaces at you.  What could be wrong?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~
oauto		$n grimaces painfully to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		grin~
cnoarg		You grin evilly.~
onoarg		$n grins evilly.~
cfound		You grin evilly at $M.~
ofound		$n grins evilly at $N.~
vfound		$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You grin at youself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
oauto		$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		groan~
cnoarg		You groan loudly.~
onoarg		$n groans loudly.~
cfound		You groan at the sight of $M.~
ofound		$n groans at the sight of $N.~
vfound		$n groans at the sight of you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You groan as you realize what you have done.~
oauto		$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		grope~
cnoarg		Whom do you wish to grope ??~
onoarg		~
cfound		Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
ofound		$n gropes $N.~
vfound		$n gropes you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You grope yourself - YUCK.~
oauto		$n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		grovel~
cnoarg		You grovel in the dirt.~
onoarg		$n grovels in the dirt.~
cfound		You grovel before $M~
ofound		$n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
vfound		$n grovels in the dirt before you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		That seems a little silly to me.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		growl~
cnoarg		Grrrrrrrrrr...~
onoarg		$n growls.~
cfound		Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~
ofound		$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
vfound		$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
oauto		$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		grumble~
cnoarg		You grumble distractedly to yourself~
onoarg		$n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~
cfound		You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~
ofound		$n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~
vfound		$n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Why bother?~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		hand~
cnoarg		Kiss whose hand?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You kiss $S hand.~
ofound		$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
vfound		$n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You kiss your own hand.~
oauto		$n kisses $s own hand.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		head~
cnoarg		You toss your head haughtily.~
onoarg		$n tosses $s head haughtily.~
cfound		You toss your head haughtily at $N.~
ofound		$n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~
vfound		$n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Why would you do that?~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		hiccup~
cnoarg		*HIC*~
onoarg		$n hiccups.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		highfive~
cnoarg		You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~
onoarg		$n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~
cfound		You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~
ofound		$n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~
vfound		$n gives you a BIG high five!  Way to go!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You try to give yourself a high five.  What ARE you thinking?~
oauto		$n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		homework~
cnoarg		Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~
onoarg		$n looks stricken.  Could $e have blown off some important homework?~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		hop~
cnoarg		You hop around like a little kid.~
onoarg		$n hops around like a little kid.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		howl~
cnoarg		You howl at the moon.~
onoarg		$n howls at the moon.~
cfound		You howl soulfully at $N.~
ofound		$n howls at $N.~
vfound		$n howls soulfully at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		hug~
cnoarg		Hug who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You hug $M.~
ofound		$n hugs $N.~
vfound		$n hugs you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You hug yourself.~
oauto		$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		hush~
cnoarg		SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
onoarg		$n requests everyone quiet down.  Shhhhhhhhhhh...~
cfound		You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~
ofound		$n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~
vfound		$n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~
oauto		$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		innocent~
cnoarg		You innocently whistle a tune.~
onoarg		$n looks around and whistles innocently.~
cfound		You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~
ofound		$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~
vfound		$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		insane~
cnoarg		You feel your sanity slipping away...~
onoarg		Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		judge~
cnoarg		Yes, but who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~
ofound		On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~
vfound		$n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You don't REALLY want to do that.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		kiss~
cnoarg		Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You kiss $M.~
ofound		$n kisses $N.~
vfound		$n kisses you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		All the lonely people :(~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		knee~
cnoarg		You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~
onoarg		$n cocks one knee threateningly.~
cfound		You knee $M hard in the groin.~
ofound		$N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~
vfound		$n suddenly knees you in the groin!  You fall to your knees in agony.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		laces~
cnoarg		Whose laces?~
onoarg		~
cfound		With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~
ofound		$n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~
vfound		You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown!  Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~
oauto		$n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		lag~
cnoarg		Yes, yes.~
onoarg		$n is   m o v i n g      v  e    ry  sl  o w   l   y ...~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		laugh~
cnoarg		You fall down laughing.~
onoarg		$n falls down laughing.~
cfound		You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
ofound		$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
vfound		$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
oauto		$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		leer~
cnoarg		You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~
onoarg		$n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~
cfound		You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~
ofound		$n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~
vfound		$n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~
oauto		$n leers at $mself shamelessly.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		lick~
cnoarg		You lick your mouth and smile. ~
onoarg		$n licks $s mouth and smiles. ~
cfound		You lick $N's jawline delicately. ~
ofound		$n licks $N's jawline delicately. ~
vfound		$n licks your jawline delicately. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You lick your own eyebrows. ~
oauto		$n licks $s own eyebrows.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		life~
cnoarg		You try to get a life, and fail.~
onoarg		$n tries to get a life, and fails.~
cfound		$N needs to get a life!~
ofound		$N needs to get a life!~
vfound		You need to get a life!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		But you have none to give!~
oauto		$n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		lightbulb~
cnoarg		*Ding!*  Inspiration!~
onoarg		A light bulb appears above $n's head!~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		liver~
cnoarg		You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~
onoarg		$n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~
cfound		You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~
ofound		$n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~
vfound		$n rips out your liver and eats it. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		love~
cnoarg		You love the whole world.~
onoarg		$n loves everybody in the world.~
cfound		You tell your true feelings to $N.~
ofound		$n whispers softly to $N.~
vfound		$n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~
oauto		$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		lust~
cnoarg		Your hormones begin to rage.~
onoarg		$n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~
cfound		You have lust after $N.~
ofound		$n looks lustily at $N.~
vfound		$n lusts after your delectable body.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~
oauto		$n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		make~
cnoarg		You breathe heavily and wetly. ~
onoarg		$n breathes heavily and wetly. ~
cfound		You steam up the windows with $M. ~
ofound		$n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~
vfound		$n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		massage~
cnoarg		Massage what?  Thin air?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
ofound		$n massages $N's shoulders.~
vfound		$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
oauto		$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		meditate~
cnoarg		You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~
onoarg		$n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		mischievous~
cnoarg		You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~
onoarg		$n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~
cfound		You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~
ofound		$n grins mischievously at $N.  $m must be thinking something evil.~
vfound		$n grins mischievously at you.  You inch toward the door. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You grin mischievously to yourself. ~
oauto		$n grins mischievously to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		moan~
cnoarg		You start to moan.~
onoarg		$n starts moaning.~
cfound		You moan for the loss of $M.~
ofound		$n moans for the loss of $N.~
vfound		$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You moan at yourself.~
oauto		$n makes $mself moan.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		moo~
cnoarg		You chew your cud and moo plaintively.  Muh-OOOOO!~
onoarg		$n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~
cfound		You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts.  Muh-OOOOO!~
ofound		Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~
vfound		$n moos at you.  What could that possibly mean?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~
oauto		$n is mooing at $mself again...  You look for an exit...~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		moon~
cnoarg		You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~
onoarg		$n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~
cfound		You bend over and moon $N.~
ofound		$n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~
vfound		$n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~
oauto		$n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		mosh~
cnoarg		You mosh insanely around the room!~
onoarg		$n moshes insanely around the room!~
cfound		You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~
ofound		$n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~
vfound		$n slams into you, moshing painfully against you.  That REALLY hurts!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Masochist!~
oauto		$n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		mull~
cnoarg		You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~
onoarg		$n mulls over the idea at hand.  Please be patient. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		mutter~
cnoarg		You mutter quietly to yourself.~
onoarg		$n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
cfound		You mutter something to $N.~
ofound		$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.                 ~
vfound		$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You mutter quietly to yourself.~
oauto		$n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		nibble~
cnoarg		Nibble on who ?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You nibble on $N's ear.~
ofound		$n nibbles on $N's ear.~
vfound		$n nibbles on your ear.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~
oauto		$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		nod~
cnoarg		You nod.~
onoarg		$n nods.~
cfound		You nod at $N.~
ofound		$n nods at $N.~
vfound		$n nods at you in agreement.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~
oauto		$n nods quietly to $mself.  What a wacko.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		noogie~
cnoarg		You can't noogie the AIR!  It has no head.~
onoarg		~
cfound		You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~
ofound		$n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~
vfound		Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You rub your head and create a static charge...~
oauto		$n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		nudge~
cnoarg		Nudge whom?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You nudge $M.~
ofound		$n nudges $N.~
vfound		$n nudges you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
oauto		$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		nuzzle~
cnoarg		Nuzzle who??~
onoarg		~
cfound		You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
ofound		$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
vfound		$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		ogg~
cnoarg		Ogg who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		Engage!~
ofound		$n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos!  $N reels.~
vfound		$n oggs your head with photon torpedos!  You are reeling.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		If you do that, the universe will explode.~
oauto		$n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pant~
cnoarg		You pant lustily.~
onoarg		$n pants lustily.~
cfound		You pant lustily at $M.~
ofound		$n looks at $N and pants lustily.~
vfound		$n looks at you and pants lustily...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		passout~
cnoarg		You belch and pass out.~
onoarg		$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pat~
cnoarg		Pat who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You pat $N on $S head.~
ofound		$n pats $N on $S head.~
vfound		$n pats you on your head.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~
oauto		$n pats $mself on the head.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		peck~
cnoarg		Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~
onoarg		~
cfound		Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~
ofound		$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~
vfound		$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You must REALLY like yourself.~
oauto		$n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		peer~
cnoarg		You peer around yourself intently.~
onoarg		$n peers around $mself intently.~
cfound		You peer intently at $N.~
ofound		$n peers intently at $N.~
vfound		$n peers at you intently.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~
oauto		$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pie~
cnoarg		You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~
onoarg		$n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~
cfound		You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~
ofound		$n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~
vfound		$n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~
oauto		$n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pinch~
cnoarg		You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~
onoarg		$n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~
cfound		You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~
ofound		$n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~
vfound		$n pinches your bottom and grins. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~
oauto		$n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pissed~
cnoarg		You are PISSED!~
onoarg		$n is PISSED so watch out!~
cfound		You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~
ofound		$n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~
vfound		$n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You are PISSED at yourself!~
oauto		$n is so pissed at $mself.  How could $e be so stupid???~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		plead~
cnoarg		You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~
onoarg		$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		point~
cnoarg		You point in every direction.~
onoarg		$n points excitedly!~
cfound		You point at $N.~
ofound		$n points excitedly at $N!~
vfound		$n points at you.  How rude!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~
oauto		$n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		poke~
cnoarg		Poke who??~
onoarg		~
cfound		You poke $M in the ribs.~
ofound		$n pokes $N in the ribs.~
vfound		$n pokes you in the ribs.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
oauto		$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		polite~
cnoarg		You give a polite little chuckle. ~
onoarg		$n gives a polite little chuckle. ~
cfound		You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~
ofound		$n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~
vfound		$n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~
oauto		$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		ponder~
cnoarg		You ponder the question.~
onoarg		$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pound~
cnoarg		You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~
onoarg		$n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~
cfound		You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~
ofound		$n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~
vfound		$n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pout~
cnoarg		Ah, don't take it so hard.~
onoarg		$n pouts.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		powertrip~
cnoarg		You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe. ~
onoarg		$n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		pray~
cnoarg		You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
onoarg		$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
cfound		You crawl in the dust before $M.~
ofound		$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
vfound		$n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Talk about narcissism...~
oauto		$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		propose~
cnoarg		You propose to everyone in the room.~
onoarg		$n proposes to everyone in the room.  Very odd.~
cfound		You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~
ofound		$n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~
vfound		$n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You are SO full of yourself!~
oauto		$n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		puff~
cnoarg		You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~
onoarg		$n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		puke~
cnoarg		You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~
onoarg		$n pukes.~
cfound		You puke on $M.~
ofound		$n pukes on $N.~
vfound		$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You puke on yourself.~
oauto		$n pukes on $s clothes.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		punch~
cnoarg		Punch whom?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You punch $M playfully.~
ofound		$n punches $N playfully.~
vfound		$n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
oauto		$n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		purr~
cnoarg		MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~
onoarg		$n purrs contentedly.~
cfound		You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~
ofound		$n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~
vfound		$n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You purr quietly to yourself.~
oauto		$n purrs contentedly to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		ramble~
cnoarg		You ramble on and on.~
onoarg		$n rambles on about a boring exploit.~
cfound		You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~
ofound		$n blithers on and on to $N about something.~
vfound		$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		raspberry~
cnoarg		You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~
onoarg		$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~
cfound		You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~
ofound		$n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~
vfound		You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		rofl~
cnoarg		You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~
onoarg		$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~
cfound		You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
ofound		$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~
vfound		$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		roll~
cnoarg		You roll your eyes in disgust.~
onoarg		$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~
cfound		You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~
ofound		$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~
vfound		$n rolls $s eyes at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		romeo~
cnoarg		You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~
onoarg		$n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		rose~
cnoarg		Who would you like to give it to?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You give $M a pretty rose.~
ofound		$n hands $N a beautiful rose.~
vfound		$n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~
oauto		$n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		rub~
cnoarg		You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~
onoarg		$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~
cfound		You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~
ofound		$n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~
vfound		$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~
oauto		$n rubs $mself...what a creep!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		ruffle~
cnoarg		You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
onoarg		~
cfound		You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
ofound		$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
vfound		$n ruffles your hair playfully.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~
oauto		$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		run~
cnoarg		You run away in terror and horror!~
onoarg		$n runs away in utter terror!~
cfound		You run away from $N in complete terror!~
ofound		$n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~
vfound		$n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Are you THAT ugly?~
oauto		$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sage~
cnoarg		You nod sagely. ~
onoarg		$n nods sagely. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		scratch~
cnoarg		You scratch yourself contentedly.~
onoarg		$n reaches down and scratches $mself...  Now $e looks VERY happy.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		scream~
cnoarg		ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
onoarg		$n screams loudly!~
cfound		ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
ofound		$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
vfound		$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
oauto		$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		scuff~
cnoarg		You scuff your foot sheepishly.~
onoarg		$n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~
cfound		You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~
ofound		$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~
vfound		$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		serenade~
cnoarg		You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~
onoarg		$n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~
cfound		You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
ofound		$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
vfound		$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You sing a loud serenade to yourself.  What type of person are you?!~
oauto		$n serenades $mself.  What an ego!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		shake~
cnoarg		You shake your head.~
onoarg		$n shakes $s head.~
cfound		You shake $S hand.~
ofound		$n shakes $N's hand.~
vfound		$n shakes your hand.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You are shaken by yourself.~
oauto		$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		shiver~
cnoarg		Brrrrrrrrr.~
onoarg		$n shivers uncomfortably.~
cfound		You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
ofound		$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
vfound		$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You shiver to yourself?~
oauto		$n scares $mself to shivers.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		shrug~
cnoarg		You shrug.~
onoarg		$n shrugs helplessly.~
cfound		You shrug in response to $S question.~
ofound		$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
vfound		$n shrugs in response to your question.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You shrug to yourself.~
oauto		$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		shudder~
cnoarg		You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~
onoarg		$n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sigh~
cnoarg		You sigh.~
onoarg		$n sighs.~
cfound		You sigh as you think of $M.~
ofound		$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
vfound		$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
oauto		$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		silly~
cnoarg		You do the silly walk all around the room. ~
onoarg		$n does the silly walk all around the room.  $e *is* silly. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sing~
cnoarg		You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~
onoarg		HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL!  $n has begun to sing.~
cfound		You sing a ballad to $M.~
ofound		$n sings a ballad to $N.~
vfound		$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
oauto		$n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		slap~
cnoarg		What is the sound of one hand slapping?~
onoarg		~
cfound		*thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~
ofound		*thwock!* $n slaps $N!~
vfound		$n slaps you stingingly.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You slap yourself, silly you.~
oauto		$n slaps $mself, really strange ...~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		slobber~
cnoarg		You slobber down your front.~
onoarg		$n slobbers all over $mself.~
cfound		You slobber on $N.~
ofound		$n slobbers on $N  **Yuck**~
vfound		$n slobbers disgustingly on you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		smile~
cnoarg		You smile happily.~
onoarg		$n smiles happily.~
cfound		You smile at $M.~
ofound		$n beams a smile at $N.~
vfound		$n smiles at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You smile at yourself.~
oauto		$n smiles at $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		smirk~
cnoarg		You smirk.~
onoarg		$n smirks.~
cfound		You smirk at $S saying.~
ofound		$n smirks at $N's saying.~
vfound		$n smirks at your saying.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....~
oauto		$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snap~
cnoarg		Eureka!  You snap your fingers. ~
onoarg		$n snaps $s fingers. ~
cfound		You snap back at $M. ~
ofound		$n snaps back at $N. ~
vfound		$n snaps back at you! ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You snap yourself to attention. ~
oauto		$n snaps $mself to attention. ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snarl~
cnoarg		You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
onoarg		$n snarls angrily.~
cfound		You snarl at $M.~
ofound		$n snarls at $N.~
vfound		$n snarls at you, for some reason.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You snarl at yourself.~
oauto		$n snarls at $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sneeze~
cnoarg		Gesundheit !~
onoarg		$n sneezes.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snicker~
cnoarg		You snicker softly.~
onoarg		$n snickers softly.~
cfound		You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
ofound		$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
vfound		$n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
oauto		$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sniff~
cnoarg		You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
onoarg		$n sniffs sadly.~
cfound		You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
ofound		$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
vfound		$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
oauto		$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snore~
cnoarg		Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
onoarg		$n snores loudly.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snort~
cnoarg		You snort derisively. ~
onoarg		$n snorts derisively. ~
cfound		You snort derisively at $N. ~
ofound		$n snorts derisively at $N. ~
vfound		$n snorts at you. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You snort derisively at yourself. ~
oauto		$n snorts derisively at $sself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snowball~
cnoarg		Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
ofound		$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~
vfound		$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~
oauto		$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		snuggle~
cnoarg		Who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You snuggle $M.~
ofound		$n snuggles up to $N.~
vfound		$n snuggles up to you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
oauto		$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sob~
cnoarg		You sob quietly to yourself.~
onoarg		$n sobs in misery.~
cfound		You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~
ofound		$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~
vfound		You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		spam~
cnoarg		You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~
onoarg		$n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~
cfound		You SPAM $N mercilessly!~
ofound		$n spams $N!~
vfound		You've been SPAMMED by $n!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		spank~
cnoarg		Spank whom?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You spank $M playfully.~
ofound		$n spanks $N playfully.~
vfound		$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~
oauto		$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		spit~
cnoarg		You spit in utter disgust.~
onoarg		$n spits in utter disgust!~
cfound		You spit on $N...you're gross!~
ofound		$n spits on $N.~
vfound		$n spits on you -- how gross!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~
oauto		$n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		squeal~
cnoarg		You squeal with delight!~
onoarg		$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~
cfound		You look at $N and squeal with delight!~
ofound		$n squeals with delight at $N.~
vfound		$n looks at you and squeals with delight!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		squeeze~
cnoarg		Where, what, how, WHO ???~
onoarg		~
cfound		You squeeze $M fondly.~
ofound		$n squeezes $N fondly.~
vfound		$n squeezes you fondly.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
oauto		$n squeezes $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		squirm~
cnoarg		You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~
onoarg		$n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~
cfound		You look at $N and squirm with delight.              ~
ofound		$n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~
vfound		$n looks at you and squirms with delight.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		stagger~
cnoarg		You stagger blindly around the room.~
onoarg		$n staggers blindly around the room.~
cfound		You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~
ofound		$n staggers into $N.~
vfound		$n staggers blindly into you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		stare~
cnoarg		You stare at the sky.~
onoarg		$n stares at the sky.~
cfound		You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~
ofound		$n stares dreamily at $N.~
vfound		$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
oauto		$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		starve~
cnoarg		You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~
onoarg		$n is withering before your eyes!  Starvation!~
cfound		You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~
ofound		$n begs $N for food.  One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~
vfound		$n is starving before your eyes!  Could you spare some food, please?~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		stretch~
cnoarg		You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~
onoarg		$n stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		strip~
cnoarg		You do a slow strip tease for the people...~
onoarg		$n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~
cfound		You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~
ofound		$n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~
vfound		$n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You can't DO that in public!~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		stroke~
cnoarg		You stroke the air vaguely. ~
onoarg		$n makes vague stroking motions. ~
cfound		You gently stroke $S inner thigh.  $N inhales sharply. ~
ofound		$N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~
vfound		$n gently strokes your inner thigh.  You inhale sharply. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~
oauto		# ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		strut~
cnoarg		Strut your stuff.~
onoarg		$n struts proudly.~
cfound		You strut to get $S attention.~
ofound		$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
vfound		$n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
oauto		$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sulk~
cnoarg		You sulk.~
onoarg		$n sulks in the corner.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		support~
cnoarg		You fully support the plan. ~
onoarg		$n fully supports the plan. ~
cfound		You hug $M supportively and smile. ~
ofound		$n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~
vfound		$n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You hug yourself sadly. ~
oauto		$n hugs $mself sadly.  Perhaps you could help? ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		sweep~
cnoarg		You look at your empty arms and sigh. ~
onoarg		$n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. ~
cfound		You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. ~
ofound		$n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. ~
vfound		$n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		swoon~
cnoarg		You swoon.~
onoarg		$n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~
cfound		You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~
ofound		$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~
vfound		$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tackle~
cnoarg		You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~
onoarg		~
cfound		You tackle $N playfully.~
ofound		$n playfully tackles $N.~
vfound		$n brings you down in a playful tackle!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tag~
cnoarg		Tag whom?~
onoarg		$n casts about for someone to tag.~
cfound		>From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly!  BWAHAHA!!!~
ofound		$n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N.  $N IS IT!~
vfound		$n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you!  You're IT!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~
oauto		Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself.  Are you impressed?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tank~
cnoarg		You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else.  Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~
onoarg		$n offers to tank!~
cfound		You offer to tank for $N.~
ofound		$n offers to tank for $N.~
vfound		$n offers to tank for you!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM!  (right?)~
oauto		In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tease~
cnoarg		What a tease.   SHEESH.~
onoarg		$n looks around for someone to tease.~
cfound		You tease $N in a playful way.~
ofound		$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
vfound		$n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~
oauto		$n teases $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		thank~
cnoarg		Thank you too.~
onoarg		~
cfound		You thank $N heartily.~
ofound		$n thanks $N heartily.~
vfound		$n thanks you heartily.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
oauto		$n thanks $mself since you won't.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		threaten~
cnoarg		You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~
onoarg		You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~
cfound		You stand tall as you threaten $N.~
ofound		$n threatens $N forcefully.~
vfound		$n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tickle~
cnoarg		Whom do you want to tickle?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You tickle $N.~
ofound		$n tickles $N.~
vfound		$n tickles you - ho ho ho.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You tickle yourself, how funny!~
oauto		$n tickles $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tie~
cnoarg		You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~
onoarg		$n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~
cfound		You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~
ofound		$n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~
vfound		$n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tight~
cnoarg		~
onoarg		~
cfound		You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~
ofound		$n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~
vfound		$n holds you in $m arms. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tip~
cnoarg		You tip your hat gallantly.~
onoarg		$n gallantly tips $s hat.~
cfound		You tip your hat to $N.~
ofound		$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~
vfound		$n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		toast~
cnoarg		You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~
onoarg		$n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~
cfound		You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~
ofound		$n silently toasts $N. ~
vfound		$n silently toasts you. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~
oauto		$n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tongue~
cnoarg		You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~
onoarg		~
cfound		Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~
ofound		$n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~
vfound		$n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You slowly tongue yourself.~
oauto		$n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		tweak~
cnoarg		Tweak who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You gently tweak $S cheek.  Isn't $E so CUTE?~
ofound		$n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~
vfound		$n lovingly tweaks your cheek.  It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You can't DO that.~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		twiddle~
cnoarg		You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
onoarg		$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
cfound		You twiddle $S ears.~
ofound		$n twiddles $N's ears.~
vfound		$n twiddles your ears.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
oauto		$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		twitch~
cnoarg		You twitch nervously.~
onoarg		$n twitches nervously.~
cfound		You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~
ofound		$N must really be getting to $n...~
vfound		$n notices you and twitches.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		type~
cnoarg		You can't type for crap tonight!  You give up in frustration!~
onoarg		$n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		undress~
cnoarg		You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~
onoarg		$n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~
cfound		You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~
ofound		You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~
vfound		Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~
cnotfound		~
cauto		A mirror would work better...~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		view~
cnoarg		You sit back and watch the world go by.~
onoarg		$n kicks back and enjoys the view.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		voodoo~
cnoarg		Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~
onoarg		$n looks hostile for a moment.~
cfound		You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~
ofound		$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~
vfound		Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll!  Agony!~
oauto		$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wait~
cnoarg		You wait patiently. ~
onoarg		$n waits patiently. ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wave~
cnoarg		You wave.~
onoarg		$n waves happily.~
cfound		You wave goodbye to $N.~
ofound		$n waves goodbye to $N.~
vfound		$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Are you going on adventures as well??~
oauto		$n waves goodbye to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		whap~
cnoarg		Whap who?~
onoarg		~
cfound		You whap $N upside the head!~
ofound		With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~
vfound		HEY!  $n whaps you upside the head!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~
oauto		Biff!  $n whaps $mself upside the head!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		whine~
cnoarg		You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~
onoarg		$n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~
cfound		You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~
ofound		$n whines pathetically to $N.~
vfound		$n whines pathetically to you.  What a loser!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~
oauto		$n whines to $mself.  At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		whip~
cnoarg		You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~
onoarg		$n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~
cfound		You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~
ofound		$n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~
vfound		$n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~
oauto		$n whips $mself into a frenzy.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		whistle~
cnoarg		You whistle appreciatively.~
onoarg		$n whistles appreciatively.~
cfound		You whistle at the sight of $M.~
ofound		$n whistles at the sight of $N.~
vfound		$n whistles at the sight of you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
oauto		$n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wiggle~
cnoarg		Your wiggle your bottom.~
onoarg		$n wiggles $s bottom.~
cfound		You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
ofound		$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
vfound		$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You wiggle about like a fish.~
oauto		$n wiggles about like a fish.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wince~
cnoarg		You wince in agony.~
onoarg		$n winces in agony.~
cfound		You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~
ofound		$n winces at $N's remark.~
vfound		$n winces at your remark.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wink~
cnoarg		Have you got something in your eye?~
onoarg		$n winks suggestively.~
cfound		You wink suggestively at $N.~
ofound		$n winks at $N.~
vfound		$n winks suggestively at you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~
oauto		$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wonder~
cnoarg		You wonder about how things could have been.~
onoarg		$n gets a blank stare on $s face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
cfound		You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~
ofound		$n looks at $N and wonders....~
vfound		$n looks at you quizzically.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~
oauto		A blank stare crosses $n's face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		worry~
cnoarg		You worry about what's going to happen.~
onoarg		A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
cfound		You look at $N worriedly.~
ofound		$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~
vfound		$n looks at you worriedly.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You worry about what's going to happen.~
oauto		A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		worship~
cnoarg		You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~
onoarg		$n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~
cfound		You fall on your knees and worship $N.~
ofound		$n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~
vfound		$n falls to the ground and worships you.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You worship yourself.~
oauto		$n worships $mself.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wrestle~
cnoarg		~
onoarg		~
cfound		You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~
ofound		$n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~
vfound		$n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You wrestle with your conscience. ~
oauto		$n wrestles with $m conscience. ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		wrist~
cnoarg		You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~
onoarg		$n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~
cfound		You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~
ofound		$n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~
vfound		$n slaps your wrist sharply. ~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You slap your own wrist. ~
oauto		$n slaps $m own wrist. ~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		yae~
cnoarg		You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
onoarg		$n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
cfound		There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~
ofound		$n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~
vfound		$n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~
oauto		$n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		yawn~
cnoarg		You must be tired.~
onoarg		$n yawns.~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		yeehaw~
cnoarg		You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~
onoarg		$n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		yodel~
cnoarg		You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~
onoarg		$n begins to yodel:  HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~
cfound		$N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~
ofound		$n yodels to $N.~
vfound		$n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~
oauto		$n yodels to $mself.  What a sado-masochist.~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		yowl~
cnoarg		You yowl in frustration. ~
onoarg		$n yowls in frustration! ~
cfound		~
ofound		~
vfound		~
cnotfound		~
cauto		~
oauto		~
#END

#SOCIAL
name		zerbert~
cnoarg		Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~
onoarg		~
cfound		You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~
ofound		$n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~
vfound		Yeek!  $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~
cnotfound		~
cauto		Careful, people are staring...~
oauto		$n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~
#END

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