248 gack~ Gaaack!~ $n gacks with dismay!~ Appalled, you gack at $N.~ $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~ $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~ *GACK!*~ Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~ kiss~ Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ ~ You kiss $M.~ $n kisses $N.~ $n kisses you.~ All the lonely people :(~ ~ bounce~ BOIINNNNNNGG!~ $n bounces around with a happy smile.~ You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~ $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~ $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~ You bounce your head like a basketball.~ $n plays basketball with $s head.~ smile~ You smile happily.~ $n smiles happily.~ You smile at $M.~ $n beams a smile at $N.~ $n smiles at you.~ You smile at yourself.~ $n smiles at $mself.~ dance~ Feels silly, doesn't it?~ $n dances wildly before you!~ You lead $M to the dancefloor.~ $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~ $n sends you across the dancefloor.~ You skip and dance around by yourself.~ $n skips a light Fandango.~ cackle~ You cackle gleefully.~ $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ You cackle gleefully at $N~ $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ laugh~ You fall down laughing.~ $n falls down laughing.~ You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ giggle~ You giggle.~ $n giggles.~ You giggle in $S presence.~ $n giggles at $N's actions.~ $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~ $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ shake~ You shake your head.~ $n shakes $s head.~ You shake $S hand.~ $n shakes $N's hand.~ $n shakes your hand.~ You are shaken by yourself.~ $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ puke~ You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~ $n pukes.~ You puke on $M.~ $n pukes on $N.~ $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ You puke on yourself.~ $n pukes on $s clothes.~ growl~ {RGrrrrrrrrrr...~{x $n growls.~ {RGrrrrrrrrrr...{xtake that, $N!!!~ $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ scream~ {RARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~{x $n screams loudly!~ ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~ $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ comfort~ Do you feel uncomfortable?~ ~ You comfort $M.~ $n comforts $N.~ $n comforts you.~ You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~ sigh~ You sigh.~ $n sighs.~ You sigh as you think of $M.~ $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ sulk~ You sulk.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ hug~ Hug who?~ ~ You hug $M.~ $n hugs $N.~ $n hugs you.~ You hug yourself.~ $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ snuggle~ Who?~ ~ You snuggle $M.~ $n snuggles up to $N.~ $n snuggles up to you.~ You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ cuddle~ Who do you feel like cuddling today?~ ~ You cuddle $M.~ $n cuddles $N.~ $n cuddles you.~ You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ nuzzle~ Nuzzle who??~ ~ You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ ~ cry~ Waaaaah..~ $n bursts into tears.~ You cry on $S shoulder.~ $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ $n cries on your shoulder.~ You cry to yourself.~ $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ poke~ Poke who??~ ~ You poke $M in the ribs.~ $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ $n pokes you in the ribs.~ You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ accuse~ Accuse who??~ $n is in an accusing mood.~ You look accusingly at $M.~ $n looks accusingly at $N.~ $n looks accusingly at you.~ You accuse yourself.~ $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ grin~ You grin {Devilly{x.~ $n grins {Devilly{x.~ You grin {Devilly{x at $M.~ $n grins {Devilly{x at $N.~ $n grins {Devilly{x at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ bow~ You bow deeply.~ $n bows deeply.~ You bow before $M.~ $n bows before $N.~ $n bows before you.~ You kiss your toes.~ $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~ applaud~ Clap, clap, clap.~ $n gives a round of applause.~ You clap at $N's actions.~ $n claps at $N's actions.~ $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ blush~ Your cheeks are {rburning{x.~ $n blushes.~ You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ $n {rblushes{x as $e sees $N here.~ $n {rblushes{x as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ You {rblush{x at your own folly.~ $n {rblushes{x as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ burp~ You burp loudly.~ $n burps loudly.~ You burp loudly to $M in response.~ $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ You burp at yourself.~ $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ chuckle~ You chuckle politely.~ $n chuckles politely.~ You chuckle at $S joke.~ $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ $n chuckles at your joke.~ You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ clap~ You clap your hands together.~ $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ You clap at $S performance.~ $n claps at $N's performance.~ $n claps at your performance.~ You clap at your own performance.~ $n claps at $s own performance.~ cough~ Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~ $n coughs loudly.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ curtsey~ You curtsey to your audience.~ $n curtseys gracefully.~ You curtsey to $M.~ $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ fart~ Where are your manners ?~ $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ $n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ flip~ You flip head over heels.~ $n flips head over heels.~ You flip $M over your shoulder.~ $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ You tumble all over the room.~ $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ fondle~ Who needs to be fondled ?~ ~ You fondly fondle $M.~ $n fondly fondles $N.~ $n fondly fondles you.~ You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~ $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~ frown~ You frown disapprovingly.~ $n frowns.~ You frown at what $E did.~ $n frowns at what $N did.~ $n frowns at what you did.~ You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....~ gasp~ You gasp in astonishment.~ $n gasps in astonishment.~ You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ You look at yourself and gasp!~ $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~ glare~ You glare at nothing in particular.~ $n glares around $m.~ You glare icily at $M.~ $n glares at $N.~ $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ groan~ You groan loudly.~ $n groans loudly.~ You groan at the sight of $M.~ $n groans at the sight of $N.~ $n groans at the sight of you.~ You groan as you realize what you have done.~ $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ grope~ Whom do you wish to grope ??~ ~ Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~ $n gropes $N.~ $n gropes you.~ You grope yourself - YUCK.~ $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~ hiccup~ *HIC*~ $n hiccups.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ lick~ You lick your mouth and smile. ~ $n licks $s mouth and smiles. ~ You lick $N's jawline delicately. ~ $n licks $N's jawline delicately. ~ $n licks your jawline delicately. ~ You lick your own eyebrows. ~ $n licks $s own eyebrows.~ love~ You love the whole world.~ $n loves everybody in the world.~ You tell your true feelings to $N.~ $n whispers softly to $N.~ $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~ $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ moan~ You start to moan.~ $n starts moaning.~ You moan for the loss of $M.~ $n moans for the loss of $N.~ $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ You moan at yourself.~ $n makes $mself moan.~ nibble~ Nibble on who ?~ ~ You nibble on $N's ear.~ $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ $n nibbles on your ear.~ You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~ $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~ pout~ Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $n pouts.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ruffle~ You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ ~ You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~ $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~ shiver~ Brrrrrrrrr.~ $n shivers uncomfortably.~ You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ You shiver to yourself?~ $n scares $mself to shivers.~ shrug~ You shrug.~ $n shrugs helplessly.~ You shrug in response to $S question.~ $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ $n shrugs in response to your question.~ You shrug to yourself.~ $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ sing~ You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~ $n has begun to sing.~ You sing a ballad to $M.~ $n sings a ballad to $N.~ $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ slap~ What is the sound of one hand slapping?~ ~ *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~ *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~ $n slaps you stingingly.~ You slap yourself, silly you.~ $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~ smirk~ You smirk.~ $n smirks.~ You smirk at $S saying.~ $n smirks at $N's saying.~ $n smirks at your saying.~ You smirk at yourself. Okay.....~ $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ snap~ Eureka! You snap your fingers. ~ $n snaps $s fingers. ~ You snap back at $M. ~ $n snaps back at $N. ~ $n snaps back at you! ~ You snap yourself to attention. ~ $n snaps $mself to attention. ~ sneeze~ Gesundheit !~ $n sneezes.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ snicker~ You snicker softly.~ $n snickers softly.~ You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ sniff~ You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ $n sniffs sadly.~ You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ snore~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ $n snores loudly.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ squeeze~ Where, what, how, WHO ???~ ~ You squeeze $M fondly.~ $n squeezes $N fondly.~ $n squeezes you fondly.~ You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ $n squeezes $mself.~ stare~ You stare at the sky.~ $n stares at the sky.~ You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ $n stares dreamily at $N.~ $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ strut~ Strut your stuff.~ $n struts proudly.~ You strut to get $S attention.~ $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ thank~ Thank you too.~ $n thanks the gods!~ You thank $N heartily.~ $n thanks $N heartily.~ $n thanks you heartily.~ You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ twiddle~ You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ You twiddle $S ears.~ $n twiddles $N's ears.~ $n twiddles your ears.~ You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ wave~ You wave.~ $n waves happily.~ You wave goodbye to $N.~ $n waves goodbye to $N.~ $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ Are you going on adventures as well??~ $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ whistle~ You whistle appreciatively.~ $n whistles appreciatively.~ You whistle at the sight of $M.~ $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ $n whistles at the sight of you.~ You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ wiggle~ Your wiggle your bottom.~ $n wiggles $s bottom.~ You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ You wiggle about like a fish.~ $n wiggles about like a fish.~ wink~ Have you got something in your eye?~ $n winks suggestively.~ You wink suggestively at $N.~ $n winks at $N.~ $n winks suggestively at you.~ You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~ $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ yawn~ You must be tired.~ $n yawns.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ snowball~ Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~ ~ You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~ $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~ You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~ $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~ french~ Kiss whom?~ ~ You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ $n kisses $N passionately.~ $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ comb~ You comb your hair - perfect.~ $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~ You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~ $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~ $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~ You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~ $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~ massage~ Massage what? Thin air?~ ~ You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ $n massages $N's shoulders.~ $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~ You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~ tickle~ Whom do you want to tickle?~ ~ You tickle $N.~ $n tickles $N.~ $n tickles you - ho ho ho.~ You tickle yourself, how funny!~ $n tickles $mself.~ pat~ Pat who?~ ~ You pat $N on $S head.~ $n pats $N on $S head.~ $n pats you on your head.~ You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~ $n pats $mself on the head.~ curse~ You swear loudly for a long time.~ $n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~ You swear at $M.~ $n swears at $N.~ $n swears at you! Where are the manners?~ You swear at your own mistakes.~ $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ pray~ You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ You crawl in the dust before $M.~ $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ Talk about narcissism...~ $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ beg~ You beg the gods for mercy.~ The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~ $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~ Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ ~ cringe~ You cringe in terror.~ $n cringes in terror!~ You cringe away from $M.~ $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ $n cringes away from you.~ I beg your pardon?~ ~ daydream~ You dream of better times.~ $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ fume~ Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~ $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ You stare at $M, fuming.~ $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ That's right - hate yourself!~ $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~ grovel~ You grovel in the dirt.~ $n grovels in the dirt.~ You grovel before $M~ $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ That seems a little silly to me.~ ~ hop~ You hop around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ nudge~ Nudge whom?~ ~ You nudge $M.~ $n nudges $N.~ $n nudges you.~ You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ ponder~ You ponder the question.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ punch~ Punch whom?~ ~ You punch $M playfully.~ $n punches $N playfully.~ $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ snarl~ You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ $n snarls angrily.~ You snarl at $M.~ $n snarls at $N.~ $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ You snarl at yourself.~ $n snarls at $mself.~ spank~ Spank whom?~ ~ You spank $M playfully.~ $n spanks $N playfully.~ $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~ $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~ hand~ Kiss whose hand?~ ~ You kiss $S hand.~ $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ You kiss your own hand.~ $n kisses $s own hand.~ yodel~ You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~ $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~ $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~ $n yodels to $N.~ $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~ Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~ $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.~ faint~ You faint.~ $n faints.~ You faint into $S arms.~ $n faints into $N's open arms.~ $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~ ~ ~ pinch~ You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~ $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~ You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~ $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~ $n pinches your bottom and grins. ~ You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~ $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~ stroke~ You stroke the air vaguely. ~ $n makes vague stroking motions. ~ You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply. ~ $N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~ $n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply. ~ You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~ # ~ apologize~ You apologize until you are blue in the face.~ $n apologizes profusely.~ You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~ $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~ $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~ ~ ~ caress~ Who do you wish to caress?~ $n looks for someone to caress.~ You tenderly caress $M.~ $n tenderly caresses $N.~ $n tenderly caresses your body.~ ~ ~ stagger~ You stagger blindly around the room.~ $n staggers blindly around the room.~ You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~ $n staggers into $N.~ $n staggers blindly into you.~ ~ ~ snort~ You snort derisively. ~ $n snorts derisively. ~ You snort derisively at $N. ~ $n snorts derisively at $N. ~ $n snorts at you. ~ You snort derisively at yourself. ~ $n snorts derisively at $sself.~ slobber~ You slobber down your front.~ $n slobbers all over $mself.~ You slobber on $N.~ $n slobbers on $N **Yuck**~ $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~ ~ ~ blink~ You bat your eyelashes.~ $n blinks innocently.~ You blink innocently at $N.~ $n blinks innocently at $N.~ $n blinks innocently at you.~ You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~ ~ tease~ What a tease. SHEESH.~ $n looks around for someone to tease.~ You tease $N in a playful way.~ $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~ You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~ $n teases $mself.~ knee~ You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~ $n cocks one knee threateningly.~ You knee $M hard in the groin.~ $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~ $n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.~ What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~ ~ flirt~ You flirt outrageously.~ $n is an outrageous flirt.~ You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~ $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~ $n flirts with you.~ You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~ $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~ tip~ You tip your hat gallantly.~ $n gallantly tips $s hat.~ You tip your hat to $N.~ $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ ~ ~ lust~ Your hormones begin to rage.~ $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~ You have lust after $N.~ $n looks lustily at $N.~ $n lusts after your delectable body.~ Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~ $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~ flutter~ You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~ $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~ You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~ $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~ $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~ ~ ~ bark~ You bark loudly.~ $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~ You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~ $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~ $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~ You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~ $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~ howl~ You howl at the moon.~ $n howls at the moon.~ You howl soulfully at $N.~ $n howls at $N.~ $n howls soulfully at you.~ ~ ~ babble~ You babble endlessly.~ $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~ You babble to $N for hours on end.~ $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~ $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~ You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~ $n babbles quietly to $mself.~ ramble~ You ramble on and on.~ $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~ You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~ $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~ $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~ ~ ~ hush~ SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...~ You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~ $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~ $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~ You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~ $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~ threaten~ You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~ You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~ You stand tall as you threaten $N.~ $n threatens $N forcefully.~ $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~ ~ ~ roll~ You roll your eyes in disgust.~ $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~ You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~ $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~ $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~ ~ swoon~ You swoon.~ $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~ You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~ $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~ $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~ ~ ~ bird~ You flick a bird...How obscene!~ $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~ You shoot a bird at $N.~ $n gives $N the bird.~ $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~ ~ ~ eyebrow~ You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~ $n raises an eyebrow.~ You raise your eyebrow at $N.~ $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~ $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ ~ ~ serenade~ You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~ $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~ You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~ You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!~ $n serenades $mself. What an ego!~ grimace~ You grimace painfully at the thought.~ $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~ You grimace at $N.~ $n grimaces at $n.~ $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?~ You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~ $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~ boggle~ You boggle at the concept.~ $n boggles at the concept.~ You boggle at $N.~ $n boggles at $N.~ $n boggles at you.~ You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.~ $n boggles quietly to $mself.~ beckon~ You beckon for everyone to follow.~ $n beckons for everyone to follow.~ You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~ $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~ $n beckons for you to follow.~ You beckon to your shadow to follow.~ $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~ wonder~ You wonder about how things could have been.~ $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?~ You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~ $n looks at $N and wonders....~ $n looks at you quizzically.~ You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~ A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?~ worry~ You worry about what's going to happen.~ A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ You look at $N worriedly.~ $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~ $n looks at you worriedly.~ You worry about what's going to happen.~ A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ drool~ You drool down the front of your shirt.~ $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ You drool messily on $N.~ $n drools upon $N.~ $n looks at you lustily and drools.~ You drool down the front of your shirt.~ $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ nod~ You nod.~ $n nods.~ You nod at $N.~ $n nods at $N.~ $n nods at you in agreement.~ You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~ $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.~ purr~ MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~ $n purrs contentedly.~ You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~ $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~ $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~ You purr quietly to yourself.~ $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~ point~ You point in every direction.~ $n points excitedly!~ You point at $N.~ $n points excitedly at $N!~ $n points at you. How rude!~ You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~ $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~ rub~ You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~ $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~ You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~ $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~ $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~ You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~ $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~ bleed~ You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~ $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~ You bleed on $N -- ewww!~ $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!~ $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!~ You bleed all over yourself.~ $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~ highfive~ You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~ $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~ You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~ $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~ $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!~ You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?~ $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~ propose~ You propose to everyone in the room.~ $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.~ You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~ $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~ $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~ You are SO full of yourself!~ $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~ peer~ You peer around yourself intently.~ $n peers around $mself intently.~ You peer intently at $N.~ $n peers intently at $N.~ $n peers at you intently.~ You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~ $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~ worship~ You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~ $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~ You fall on your knees and worship $N.~ $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~ $n falls to the ground and worships you.~ You worship yourself.~ $n worships $mself.~ bearhug~ Whom do you wish to bearhug?~ ~ You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~ $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~ $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~ You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~ $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~ innocent~ You innocently whistle a tune.~ $n looks around and whistles innocently.~ You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~ $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~ $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~ ~ ~ collapse~ You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~ $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. ~ You collapse right into $N's arms.~ $n collapses right into $N's arms.~ Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. ~ ~ ~ stretch~ You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~ $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ spam~ You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~ $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~ You SPAM $N mercilessly!~ $n spams $N!~ You've been SPAMMED by $n!~ ~ ~ boast~ You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~ $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~ You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~ $n boasts to $N.~ Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~ You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.~ $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~ squirm~ You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~ $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~ You look at $N and squirm with delight. ~ $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~ $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~ ~ ~ moo~ You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!~ $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~ You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!~ Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~ $n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?~ You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~ $n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...~ moon~ You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~ $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~ You bend over and moon $N.~ $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~ $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~ You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~ $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~ goose~ Who would you like to goose?~ ~ You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~ $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~ $n gooses you tenderly!~ You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~ $n pinches $mself on the rear.~ wince~ You wince in agony.~ $n winces in agony.~ You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~ $n winces at $N's remark.~ $n winces at your remark.~ ~ ~ type~ You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!~ $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ brb~ Hope to see you soon!~ $n will be right back!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ mutter~ You mutter quietly to yourself.~ $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ You mutter something to $N.~ $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. ~ $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ You mutter quietly to yourself.~ $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ rofl~ You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~ $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~ You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~ $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~ ~ ~ lol~ You laugh out loud.~ $n laughs out loud.~ You laugh out loud at what $N said.~ $n laughs out loud at what $N said.~ $n laughs out loud at what you said.~ ~ ~ sob~ You sob quietly to yourself.~ $n sobs in misery.~ You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~ $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~ You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~ ~ ~ pant~ You pant tiredly.~ $n pants tiredly.~ You pant tiredly at $M.~ $n looks at $N and pants tiredly.~ $n looks at you and pants tiredly...~ ~ ~ whine~ You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~ $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~ You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~ $n whines pathetically to $N.~ $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!~ You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~ $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~ flex~ You flex your muscles proudly!~ $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~ You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~ $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~ $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~ ~ ~ embrace~ Who would you like to embrace? ~ ~ You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~ You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~ $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~ duck~ DUCK!!!!~ $n ducks defensively.~ You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~ $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~ $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~ ~ ~ bonk~ ***BONK!!!***~ ~ You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~ $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~ $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~ You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~ $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~ squeal~ You squeal with delight!~ $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~ You look at $N and squeal with delight!~ $n squeals with delight at $N.~ $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~ ~ ~ tackle~ You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~ ~ You tackle $N playfully.~ $n playfully tackles $N.~ $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~ ~ ~ spit~ You spit in utter disgust.~ $n spits in utter disgust!~ You spit on $N...you're gross!~ $n spits on $N.~ $n spits on you -- how gross!~ You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~ $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~ life~ You try to get a life, and fail.~ $n tries to get a life, and fails.~ $N needs to get a life!~ $N needs to get a life!~ You need to get a life!~ But you have none to give!~ $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~ mosh~ You mosh insanely around the room!~ $n moshes insanely around the room!~ You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~ $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~ $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!~ Masochist!~ $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~ flinch~ EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~ $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~ Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~ $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~ $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~ You can't belive what you've done...~ $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~ air~ You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~ $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~ You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~ $n is surrounded by air groupies. ~ $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~ You play softly to yourself.~ ~ tweak~ Tweak who?~ ~ You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?~ $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~ $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~ You can't DO that.~ ~ peck~ Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~ ~ Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~ $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~ $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~ You must REALLY like yourself.~ $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~ explode~ You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~ $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~ You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~ $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~ $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~ Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~ $n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~ raspberry~ You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~ $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~ You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~ $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~ You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~ You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~ ~ flash~ You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~ $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~ Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~ Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n! EWWWW!~ You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~ That's sick.~ PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself~ strip~ You do a slow strip tease for the people...~ $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act.~ You rip the clothed off of $N, HEY get your hands off of that!~ You gasp as you realise that $n is beclothing $N in front of you!~ OH MY GOD! $n is ripping off your clothing!~ You can't DO that in public!~ ~ undress~ You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~ $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~ You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~ You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~ Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~ A mirror would work better...~ ~ tongue~ You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~ ~ Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~ $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~ $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~ You slowly tongue yourself.~ $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~ view~ You sit back and watch the world go by.~ $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ grumble~ You grumble distractedly to yourself~ $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~ You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~ $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~ $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~ Why bother?~ ~ cheer~ You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~ $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~ You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~ *Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.~ You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~ You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~ $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~ plead~ You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~ $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ charge~ You charge into the fray!~ $n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.~ With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~ $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~ OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.~ You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!~ ~ criticize~ Yes, but who?~ ~ You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~ With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~ $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~ You criticize yourself profusely.~ $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~ run~ You run away in terror and horror!~ $n runs away in utter terror!~ You run away from $N in complete terror!~ $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~ $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~ Are you THAT ugly?~ $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~ judge~ Yes, but who?~ ~ You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~ On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~ $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~ You don't REALLY want to do that.~ ~ insane~ You feel your sanity slipping away...~ Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ cover~ You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~ $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~ You glare at $N and cover your ears.~ $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~ $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~ No... I don't think so.~ ~ flare~ You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~ $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~ You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~ $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~ $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~ *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!~ ~ head~ You toss your head haughtily.~ $n tosses $s head haughtily.~ You toss your head haughtily at $N.~ $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~ $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~ Why would you do that?~ ~ pie~ You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~ $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~ You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~ $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~ $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~ You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~ $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~ cower~ You cower in a corner.~ $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~ You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~ $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~ You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~ You are afraid of your own shadow!~ $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~ noogie~ You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.~ ~ You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~ $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~ Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~ You rub your head and create a static charge...~ $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~ yeehaw~ You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~ $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pissed~ You are PISSED!~ $n is PISSED so watch out!~ You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~ $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~ $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~ You are PISSED at yourself!~ $n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???~ passout~ You belch and pass out.~ $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ adjust~ You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~ $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ scratch~ You scratch yourself contentedly.~ $n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ meditate~ You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~ $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ bkiss~ You blow kisses to the air.~ $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~ You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~ $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~ $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~ You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~ $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~ beer~ You pull out a six-pack.~ $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~ You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~ $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~ $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~ You pop off the top and down a beer.~ $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~ bcatch~ You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~ $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ claw~ You tighten your hands into a fist.~ $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~ You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~ $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~ $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~ You claw yourself to shreds!~ $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~ rose~ Who would you like to give it to?~ ~ You give $M a pretty rose.~ $n hands $N a beautiful rose.~ $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@~ You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~ $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~ laces~ Whose laces?~ ~ With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~ $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~ You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~ You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~ $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~ tag~ Tag whom?~ $n casts about for someone to tag.~ >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!~ $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!~ $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!~ Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~ Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?~ tank~ You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~ $n offers to tank!~ You offer to tank for $N.~ $n offers to tank for $N.~ $n offers to tank for you!~ No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)~ In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~ starve~ You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~ $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!~ You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~ $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~ $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?~ ~ ~ aargh~ AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~ $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~ You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~ $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~ $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~ You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~ $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~ homework~ Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~ $n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ puff~ You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~ $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ yae~ You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~ $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~ $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~ You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~ $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~ lightbulb~ *Ding!* Inspiration!~ A light bulb appears above $n's head!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ voodoo~ Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~ $n looks hostile for a moment.~ You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~ $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~ Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~ You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!~ $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~ confused~ Your confusion is showing.~ $n blinks slowly...~ You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~ $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~ $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~ ~ ~ beam~ You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~ $n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~ You dazzle $N with your smile.~ $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~ $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~ Well, aren't you special?~ $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~ bite~ You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~ $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~ You bite $N on the neck.~ $n bites $N on the neck!~ $n bites you on the neck.~ You bite your knuckle in anguish.~ $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~ discodance~ Groovy!~ $n discos wildly!~ You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!~ $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~ $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~ ~ ~ scuff~ You scuff your foot sheepishly.~ $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~ You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~ $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~ $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~ ~ ~ whap~ Whap who?~ ~ You whap $N upside the head!~ With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~ HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!~ Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~ Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!~ lag~ Yes, yes.~ $n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...~ You sigh, looking at them as the LAG BEAST eats your legs!~ You feel sorry for $n as the LAG BEAST nibbles off their legs!~ $n looks at you, almost crying as the LAG BEAST eats their legs!~ ~ ~ chortle~ Heh.~ $n chortles mischievously.~ You chortle mischievously at $N.~ $n chortles mischievously at $N.~ $n chortles mischievously at you.~ You chortle at your own joke.~ $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.~ zerbert~ Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~ ~ You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~ $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~ Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~ Careful, people are staring...~ $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~ twitch~ You twitch nervously.~ $n twitches nervously.~ You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~ $N must really be getting to $n...~ $n notices you and twitches.~ ~ ~ leer~ You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~ $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~ You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~ $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~ $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~ $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~ polite~ You give a polite little chuckle. ~ $n gives a polite little chuckle. ~ You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~ $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~ $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~ You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~ $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~ mischievous~ You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~ $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~ You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~ $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.~ $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. ~ You grin mischievously to yourself. ~ $n grins mischievously to $mself.~ accept~ You accept the proferred apology graciously. ~ $n graciously accepts the proferred apology. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ anticipate~ You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~ $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ shudder~ You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~ $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ powertrip~ You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe. ~ $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ mull~ You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~ $n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ wait~ You wait patiently. ~ $n waits patiently. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ bat~ You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. ~ $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ sage~ You nod sagely. ~ $n nods sagely. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ contemplate~ You bite your lip contemplatively. ~ $n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ agree~ You agree absolutely.~ $n agrees absolutely.~ You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~ You find yourself most agreeable.~ $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~ toast~ You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~ $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~ You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~ $n silently toasts $N. ~ $n silently toasts you. ~ You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~ $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~ conspire~ You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~ $n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean. ~ $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~ $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~ # ~ support~ You fully support the plan. ~ $n fully supports the plan. ~ You hug $M supportively and smile. ~ $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~ $n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~ You hug yourself sadly. ~ $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? ~ pound~ You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~ $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~ You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~ $n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~ $n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~ ~ ~ wrist~ You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~ $n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~ You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~ $n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~ $n slaps your wrist sharply. ~ You slap your own wrist. ~ $n slaps $m own wrist. ~ romeo~ You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~ $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ camel~ You pretend you are a camel.~ $n pretends to be a camel.~ You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~ $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~ $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~ You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~ $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~ whip~ You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~ $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~ You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~ $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~ $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~ You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~ $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~ cramp~ You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~ $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~ You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~ $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~ $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ ~ ~ make~ You breathe heavily and wetly. ~ $n breathes heavily and wetly. ~ You steam up the windows with $M. ~ $n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~ $n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~ ~ ~ sweep~ You look at your empty arms and sigh. ~ $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. ~ You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. ~ $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. ~ $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. ~ ~ ~ buff~ You buff your nails on your cloak. ~ $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ liver~ You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ $n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~ $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~ $n rips out your liver and eats it. ~ ~ ~ wrestle~ ~ ~ You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~ $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~ $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~ You wrestle with your conscience. ~ $n wrestles with $m conscience. ~ tie~ You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~ $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~ You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~ $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~ $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~ ~ ~ salute~ You salute the room and its dwellers!~ $n salutes everyone in the room.~ You give them the traditional Solamnic's salute.~ Raising a sword, $n salutes $N in the traditional Solamnic's salute.~ Raising a sword, $n salutes you in the traditional Solamnic's salute.~ You try to cut your head off...~ ~ think~ Don't think so hard, sheesh, you might hurt something!~ By The Gods! $n is actually using $s head!~ You think heavily about their question.~ Risking a discovery, $n thinks about $N's words.~ $n thinks what you've said over.~ ~ AWWWWW poor $n, $e's got something on $s mind!~ #~ lol 0 0~ You laugh out loud.~ Hehe, funny, $n laughs out loud!~ You laugh at what they've said.~ Laughing out loud, $n makes fun of $N!~ Nah, it aint happenin'.~ ~ Doesn't~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ tight~ ~ ~ You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~ $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~ $n holds you in $m arms. ~ ~ ~ fatality~ ~ ~ You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ ~ ~ yowl~ You yowl in frustration. ~ $n yowls in frustration! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ silly~ You do the silly walk all around the room. ~ $n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~