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Name Twin Peeks~
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VNUMs 16600 16699
Security 9
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#MOBILES
#16600
Madame Log~
Madame Log~
Madame Log says, "the owls are not what they appear to be".
~
This petite lady is in her early 50s and can communicate with logs,
especially ones that pitch tents. She has told Kooper and company
that on the night of Laura's murder her log-- via empathic communication
with the woods-- saw lights and owls and heard screams. You wonder
what else, besides finding out what goes on in the woods, she uses
that log for.
~
dwarf~
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CDEFHIKO AB LQ R
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AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M GRALL 16621 99~
M GIVE 16620 16669~
#16601
John Jenault~
John Jenault~
Jarring John Jenault wants revenge on Kooper, so what.
~
John has a French-Canadian accent like his brothers. He blames Kooper
for the deaths of his 2 brothers. He is a wicked character and has
committed every vile act little ole angelic you can think of and then
some. I think his mother used to beat him when he was a kid: he
grew to like this.
~
human~
ABT H -1000 0
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CDFIKO AB 0 0
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16602
Kamal the Innkeeper~
Kamal the Innkeeper~
Kamal the Innkeeper will never pay his debts off
~
~
troll~
ABT FHJ 1000 0
51 0 10d175+958 51d10+100 5d17+29 none
-21 -21 -21 -5
DFIKNO AB BE HK
stand stand male 1300
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV M 0
#16603
Lexy the ex-exotic dancer~
Lexy the Ex-Exotic Dancer~
Lexy the Ex-Exotic Dancer will carry your bags for you
~
Damn, can you believe it? I left my paycheck here and some one stole it.
Kamal, I was going to use the money to bail Christie out of jail, can
I please borrow $500. In the meantime, I'll go back to stripping where
I'll have a better chance of recovering the money faster. Lexy looks
looks at you and says "Would you care for a $500 lap dance? I'll make
it the best one you've ever had! If not, carry you own bags I've got
some dancing to do.
~
draconian~
ABGR CDFGJOTVZ -1000 0
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CDEFHIJKMNO AL HJ S
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M GRALL 20209 2~
#16604
Christie the exotic dancer~
Christie the exotic dancer~
Christie the exotic dancer is thinking of scamming Kamal's money again
~
I thought the Palmer's had a butler. Huh, who would have guesses it was the
plumber who killed Laura. Anyways, I hope my cousin Lexy is able to get
Kamal to believe that I need bail money... She probably will because
he is a sucker for pretty girls. He is so glued to the front desk that
he probably wouldn't notice me even if I happened to auto-wander into
the same room that he is in. By the way, I am dancing tonight at Deja-Vu
but dont bother me unless you are ready to spend at least $100.
~
human~
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-22 -22 -22 -6
CDEGHIKO ABILMNPQR ES GHJKO
stand stand female 2000
AEHJMVc ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M GRALL 16640 5~
M DELAY 16641 100~
#16605
Bassam~
Bassam~
Bassam the bartender is thinking of killing Kamal
~
Please dont kill me before I get to kill Kamal. I'll kill him, then you
can take me on and kill him after he repops. Do me this one favor
and as soon as I remember how to make a Bahama Mama it's on the house.
~
human~
ABQ HVa 1000 0
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-23 -23 -23 -6
DFHINO ABHJ 0 0
stand stand male 1300
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M SPEECH 16607 range~
M SPEECH 16605 crew~
M SPEECH 16606 hisk~
M SPEECH 16604 illian~
M GRALL 16603 50~
M SPEECH 16605 river~
M SPEECH 16607 uice~
#16606
Robert Rikard~
Robert Rikard the Fortean~
Robert Rikard the Fortean discusses why the X-Files is Fortean
~
Like if you dont already know, the X-files is Fortean because it deals with
ETs, extra-terrestrials, not Entropy, in case some of here mud, the Jersey
Devil, the face on Mars, voodoo, alien implants, telepathy, inherited
memories and vampyrism to name just a few topics. By the way, has Bassam
remembered the the way to make Bahama Mamas yet? In addition, I dont
really think Laura Palmer is dead, I believe she was abducted by aliens,
and that they left a dead duplicate of her for us so that we would not be
suspicious. They are probably using her for breeding experiments and if
you dont believe me it is because you are closed minded and part
of a govermental conspiracy. You would probably like to kill me
because of my beliefs huh? or maybe just for xp?
~
dwarf~
ABHO HJV -1000 0
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CEFGHIK AB LQ R
stand stand male 1300
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#16607
Paul Seveking~
Paul Seveking the Fortean~
Fortean Paul Seveking thinks Rikard was abducted by ETs
~
Damn, I cant find my friend and a fellow Fortean Robert Rikard. Those
ETs are up to no good again. They are probably going to experiment on
him and then put implants in him so they can keep track of him when they
bring him back to earth. Maybe he will get a chance to see Laura
Palmer and see whether the breeding experiment turned out ok.
~
hobgoblin~
ABHR HJV 1000 0
52 0 10d182+988 104d10+100 5d18+27 none
-22 -22 -22 -6
HKN AB LQ 0
stand stand male 1300
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJKY M 0
#16608
Lou Ferrigno~
Lou~
Lou Ferrigno the Hulkster and Fortean Hater misses his mom
~
I wish the Forteans would stop saying that my mom ran away to live in
the mountains with bigfoot, she could do a lot better than him and is
probably living with the Loch Ness Monster. Further, I dont ever think
I'll see that money I lent Kamal ever again and I was going to give it
to the Laura Palmer Memorial Society. Dratz, I dont know who I hate more,
Kamal or the Forteans.
~
giant~
ABGT HVac 1000 0
55 0 10d204+1078 55d10+100 5d19+28 none
-24 -24 -24 -7
CKNO AB HI JP
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M RANDOM 16627 2~
M RANDOM 16626 4~
#16609
dog jim swaggert~
Swaggert~
A large dog says "Hi, I'm Jim Swaggert, would you like to buy a tire"?
~
The preaching business has been in a rut recently so I have to sell tires
to make ends meet. I can give you a good price on a Goodyear all weather
radial with steel-belt reinforcement. I hope Laura did not die a painful
death, she always bought tires from me.
~
dog~
ABHQ Oac -1000 0
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-24 -24 -24 -7
CDFHINO ABEH 0 IY
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AGV ACDEFHJKUV M 0
M RANDOM 16628 2~
#16610
Uncle Gug Sweeney~
Uncle Gug Sweeney~
Uncle Gug Sweeney exclaims "I always buy the best equipment possible"
~
I dont know what I am doing here, I was in Australia just a minute ago...
Must be those damn extra-terrestrials the Forteans are always talking about
who transported me here... Last thing I remember my dog Ginger Lynn was
digging holes in my yard and chewing on my tennis shoes... Damn, did I say
dog, I meant dingo, I still think like I am in America, wait, I am in the US
now. Loony tunes, it was 24 hours ago when my dingo was digging those
holes. Damn, ETs must have transported me here, I have experienced "missing
time". Anyways, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT FIGHTING ME, I may not have much
experience as the others here but I have become extremely virile by taking
nutritional supplements daily for the past 4 years, and as always, I took
the best. The cold still makes me weak though.
~
pixie~
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N ABCDHJKOPQ H IKO
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M RANDOM 16622 2~
#16611
King George Forman~
King George Forman ~
King George Forman has just eaten 6 steaks and is still hungry
~
I used to help Laura with the "Meals on Wheels" program but got kicked
out because I was eating most of the food I should have been delivering
to those not able to acquire food. I couldn't help myself, I am always
hungry and must keep up my weight so that I may kill the person who
killed Laura, if I ever find out who and where he is.. I hear he has
some awesome equipment...maybe I'll eat it after I kill him... you better
get it before I do...By the way, you look pretty appetizing...
~
cyclops~
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-25 -25 -25 -7
CDEFGHIKNO AB HI JP
stand stand male 1300
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV G 0
#16612
Sunshine~
Sunshine~
Sunshine is cleaning up and tells you "I like Tom Cruise"
~
Tom Cruise is a way better actor than Brad Pitt and is like way better
looking in my humble opinion. Still I feel that both are way too short
for me because I am 6'4" with high-heels on and I never take them off,
even when sleeping, and they are essential to my night job as a dancer.
I heard that the person who killed Laura Palmer has an excellent pair
of high-heels and I wish I could find her or him (possibly a cross-
dresser). It is rumored that an agoraphobic person has Laura Palmer's
diary, which contain's clues as to who killed her. I wonder who this
person who has her diary is? I have heard much from the people who
frequent this hotel but this person's whereabouts or name has not been
mentioned. Oh well, I guess I'll continue cleaning up and maybe I'll
hear something new about this person. "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Staying Alive,
Staying Alive...."
~
giant~
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-23 -23 -23 -6
EFGHJKN ABILQ HI JP
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M RANDOM 16629 4~
#16613
sweety militant feminist~
Sweety~
Sweety the Militant Feminist tells you "I despise Rush Limbaw"
~
It was probably a man who killed our dear sweet Laura Palmer. I hear tell
that his name is Bo or something like that. If only we could find the
parts of her diary and the audio tapes she made for Dr. Jakoby we could
probably figure out which man is responsible for her death. He is
probably one of the powerful city leaders who has kept us oppressed.
DEATH TO THE MEN WHO HAVE HURT US AND TO THE WOMEN WHO HAVE SUPPORTED
THEM: THAT MEANS YOU NORMA JENNINGSLY.
~
dragon~
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DEFGHIKMN AB BEH FI
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M RANDOM 16630 2~
#16614
The Ghoul of Parma~
The Ghoul of Parma~
The Ghoul of Parma wishes Froggy was here
~
Hey, Hey, Hey. Who cares about who killed Laura Palmer, I cant find froggy.
I think I may have blown up the last existing froggy made with an M80.
Damn, I'll have to find some other people or dolls to abuse and it appears
that I hear a few off to the East.
~
pixie~
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-26 -26 -26 -8
CDFGHIKO AB HN KO
sleep stand male 2050
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16615
Jerry Horn~
Jerry Horn~
Jerry Horn drank too much wine and cant get up, help him
~
Jerry is dreaming of the Icelandic woman he was with last week on his
search for an exotic dish to add to the Timber Room's menu. Although
she was much bigger than him, this was not a problem because he likes
the missionary position. This dream is interrupted by a bird that
says "Laura.... Maybe this bird hold one of the keys to the whereabouts
of Laura's killer or maybe someone does not want Jerry to have any
dream-fun...YOU FIGURE IT OUT... now dont you think Jerry has slept
enough?
~
elf~
ABHR HJV -1000 0
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CEFGHIKO AB B Z
sleep stand male 1300
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#16616
larry karr dad~
Dad~
Larry Karr whispers to you "My friends call me Dad, but you can call me Al"
~
Maybe I should find out what that muttering about Laura Palmer is all
about since you seem unwilling to do so. I remember seeing Laura at
the Roadhouse a couple of weeks ago and the nasty things she was doing
with this stranger made me feel young again. What I would not have given
to be in his shoes: at least as much as I have spent on lap dances at
Leggs in the past 20 years, which must be close to $5,000 dollars
I believe. Anyways, I hope Kamal does not want to borrow any more
money from me because I already lent him more than Bassam has and it's
getting to the point where I wont have enough money to buy alcohol and
lap dances, and then I'll have no life at all and would kindly ask you
to put me out of my misery, but not until then, ok?
~
dryad~
ABQ JVac 1000 0
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-25 -25 -25 -7
CDEFHIKO AB BN KZ
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16617
sinister enemies~
Jozwiak's sinister enemy~
One of Lord Jozwiak's sinister enemies snaps at you.
~
You are looking at one of the biggest Draconian warriors you have ever seen.
~
draconian~
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-23 -23 -23 -6
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1800
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#16618
Good Audrey Horn~
Good Audrey Horn~
Wicked Audrey Horn says "Agent Kooper, dont you find me desirable?"
~
You are looking at a short, full-figured, extremely sexy-- I mean I am
crazy about her-- brunette. She occasionally lives in a dream world,
and you can see her sway slowly, erotically and dreamily to mood music
whenever it is playing. She is in love with Dale Kooper but he sees
himself as a father figure/friend to her (he must surely be crazy).
She is the daughter of Ten Horn and is working, like you, on finding
the killer of Laura Palmor. Many are investigating Laura's death because
by doing so they will discover much about themselves and their friends
and family since everyone was connected to Laura in someway. In a way,
is not all humanity connected? And can we not learn much by exploring
people and life instead of just leveling all of the time?
~
gnome~
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FH AB FI ER
rest stand female 1300
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16619
The Good Dale Kooper~
The Good Dale Kooper~
Good Dale Kooper: "I do, but you should see boys your own age".
~
You see a tall, slim, very dark haired man, who is kind and considerate
to all, but is also tough and dangerous when the situation calls for it.
He is a very logical person at times, but uses his visions and intuition
in addition to his logic in order to examine the mysteries of life, if
I were him I would examine the mystery that is Audry regardless of her
being only 17 and he 27. He loves his coffee black and often. I really
like him as a person for he never acts like a monkey-spank. He tape-
records all of his adventures for his secretary Dieann. And he protects
the innocent at all times.
~
elf~
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M RANDOM 16622 15~
#16620
Mike Half-Nelson~
Mike Half-Nelson~
Swordpupil Mike Half-Nelson says "Nadeen, you were terrific".
~
You see a 6'3" male teenager with blond hair and broad shoulders who
training to be a warrior at TP Guildhall. He was the best wrestler at
the guild until Nadine enrolled there after suffering an overdose that
made her believe she was a teenager again. Mike used to go out with
Donna Wayward but things changed after Laura died. Donna fell in love
with James as it was always meant to be. But believe me, with the extra
vigor that Nadeen gained after her overdose, Mike is very happy with
her sexual prowess.
~
giant~
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-25 -25 -25 -7
DFK AB HI JP
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16621
lei evil norwegian~
An evil Norwegian~
An evil Norwegian is visiting Twin Peeks
~
An evil Norwegian is here visiting Twin Peeks.
~
draconian~
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-48 -48 -48 -19
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1250
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16622
angelic greek woman~
An Angelic Greek Woman~
An angelic Greek woman is looking for a washroom here.
~
She says 'I need to potty!'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
93 0 10d583+2623 93d10+100 5d32+49 wrath
-48 -48 -48 -19
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1250
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#16623
Fanny Bobby Blackbird~
Fanny Bob Blackbird~
Fanny Bob Blackfern says, "Help me and I'm yours".
~
Well Winsome brought me here and now I am possessed, please exorcize me,
and you get the powerful weapon I have, or at least kiss me.
~
elf~
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-46 -46 -46 -18
CFIO AB B Z
stand stand female 2500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16624
vwadek mies~
{b-Vwadek Mies~
Vwadek Mies{Y leaps on you!{x
~
~
human~
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-83 -83 -83 -36
0 A 0 0
stand stand none 0
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16625
Ten Horn~
Ten Horn~
Lord Ten Horn says "Your healing pouch has made me whole again".
~
This skinny, medium-sized man is one of the most unscrupulous business
wizards you will ever kill. He owns the Great Northern, Horn's General
Store and One-Eyed Flaps casino and brothel. You have heard that he has
had sex with every woman at the brothel, Eileen Wayward, and Laura Palmor
and still wants even more sex, who doesn't?
~
pixie~
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DFGHIK AB H KO
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#16626
evil-looking hawaiian man~
a Hawaiian man~
An evil-looking Hawaiian man is squatting here.
~
He says 'Got any poi?'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
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0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1250
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16627
James Burly~
James Burly~
Sword-Pupil James Burly popped a wheely on his pony Harlee.
~
It's amazing how much Maddalin looks like her cousin Laura. She got an
audio tape from Laura's room that had some nasty stuff on it that we
listened to with Donna. But there was a missing tape that we need to find.
We know who has the tape and we made a video of Maddalin disguised as Laura
telling this person that Laura wants to meet secretly with him. This
will allow Donna and I to search for the tape while they are at the meeting
place. He should take the bait because the sexual things Laura talked
about on tape would make any straight man want to believe that she is still
alive. I am the sweetest guy in the world. Laura would hit me some times,
but I like it when she did. I am courting Donna now, but unfortunately she
is not a sadist. I will have to adapt, but I can always pay a visit to
One-Eyed Flaps when I need a spanking.
~
draconian~
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-30 -30 -30 -10
DFKO ABL 0 S
stand stand male 2200
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M RANDOM 16634 2~
#16628
Albert Hosenfield~
Albert Hosenfield~
Minister Albert Hosenfield is abusing anyone he can here.
~
You see a short, skinny man with a big nose and a rude, arrogant temperment
standing haughtily before you. He is a necromancer of sorts and is able
to ascertain the cause of deaths by examining corpses. He has already had
his face punched into next week by Hairy Twomen because of his rudeness.
But when it comes to autopsies and great put-down jokes, nobody beats
Albert.
~
gnome~
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0 AB FI ER
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M HPCNT 16635 25~
M DEATH 16636 99~
#16629
Big-Head Burly~
Big-Head~
Knight Big-Head states: Arabian stallions are on sale today.
~
You see a huge man with rugged looks yet with a kind soul. He is married
to nadeen but she is kind of nuts so he has fallen in love with Norma
Jenningsly, who is currently married to an ex-con named Dank. Big Head
takes care of Norma and cares for her, but because she is nuts, he cant
have an intimate relationship with her. Why is everything so messed up?
Why cant life be perfect? Oh, woo is me.
~
draconian~
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-28 -28 -28 -9
DIO AL 0 S
stand stand male 2400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M DELAY 16609 100~
M GRALL 16608 5~
#16630
Norma Jenningsly~
Norma Jenningsly~
Norma Jenningsly is off to hunt for Hogs and Rabbits for her Diner
~
God I hope Donna is as well loved as Laura was on the "Meals for Feels"
program. Maybe her visit to partyland loosened her up a bit. Damn, my
husband Dank is getting out of jail soon, that will really mess up my
relationship with Big Head Burly. Maybe I'll mess around with both of them
and neither of them will be the wiser. Lord knows what they do behind my
back anyways. Oh, if you see members of the SHE-WOMAN MAN-HATERS CLUB, tell
them to @!#%$& off.
~
pixie~
ABR HTVc 1000 0
71 0 10d340+1648 142d10+100 5d24+39 none
-34 -34 -34 -12
CDFHIJKO ABH HK KO
stand stand female 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16631
Nadeen Burly~
Nadeen Burly~
The White Priestess Nadeen Burly intones "Judicandus erectus"
~
Nadeen is a tall, slim, red head. She is married to Big Head Burly
and is the inventor of silent drape-runners, which were made silent
when Big Head accidently dropped some substance on them when he came
home. She is nuts, and so are we all, but not as much as she is.
After her overdose, which gave her great strength and made her believe
she was a teenager again, she fell in love with Mike.
~
dwarf~
ABQ HJV 0 0
57 0 10d219+1144 114d10+100 5d19+33 none
-25 -25 -25 -7
FK AB LQ R
stand stand female 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16632
Eileen Wayward~
Eileen Wayward~
Lady Eileen Wayward is mad at Sir Godwin for making her floor muddy
~
Lady Eileen is married to Dr. Will Wayward. She is in a wheel-chair.
Donna has discovered that her real father is Ten Horn, and Eileen is
sad that Donna's illusion that she was part of a perfect family is
gone. God, why does this always "has" to happen.
~
gnome~
ABT VZc 1000 0
64 0 10d276+1387 64d10+100 5d22+34 none
-30 -30 -30 -10
CEFGHIKO AB FI ER
stand stand female 2400
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16633
sarah palmor immortall~
Sarah Palmor~
Holy Sarah Palmor chants "Damn walls need to be repaired weekly"
~
You see Laura Palmor's mom. She is always seeing visions of unicorns and
occasionally sees visions of a disgusting long-haired man of great evil.
Her husband Leyland loves his family but often gets violent with them
and does not remember that he has gotten violent. Sarah is often crying
over the death of her daughter and you feel like it is euthanasia time.
~
goblin~
ABQ HJVc 1000 0
63 0 10d267+1355 126d10+100 5d22+31 none
-29 -29 -29 -9
CFHIKO AB Q C
stand stand female 2300
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16634
Dr. Jakobee~
Dr. Jakobee~
Dr. Jakobee sleeptalks "can I be on the bottom this time Laura?"
~
I know the seeecrets of most of the inhabitant's of Twin Peeks because I am
the town shrink. I especially loved hearing about Laura's dirty secrets.
Runette Polanski's and Tareesa Thanks' secrets come a close second. Now
leave me alone, Laura is getting ready to mount.......
~
dryad~
ABQ HJVc 1000 0
67 0 10d303+1492 134d10+100 5d23+35 none
-31 -31 -31 -10
CFHIO AB B Z
sleep stand male 1500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16635
Prick Tremane~
Prick Tremane~
Merchant Prick Tremane teaches Snobbery 101 at T.P. Guild Hall.
~
Prick works at Ten Horns General Store. He is a prim, snobby, Englishman.
He has been dating Lucy Moron and may possibly be the father of her baby.
He wants her to get an abortion-- the scum bag-- and does not really love
her. Well he is a jerk anyways so if you dont kill him I will.
~
human~
ABS HVc -1000 0
65 0 10d285+1420 65d10+100 5d22+36 none
-30 -30 -30 -10
CEFHIO AB 0 0
stand stand male 2195
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M GIVE 20216 key letter map note portal diary sword mace dagger knife axe flail whip belt pouch armor leggings ring earring necklace bracer boots gloves gauntlets~
M ACT 20215 nods at you~
M GRALL 20214 25~
M RANDOM 16632 2~
#16636
Bettie Brigs~
Bettie Brigs~
Baroness Bettie Brigs wails "Barland always seems to disappear"
~
Another motherly looking mother: they need to shop at Frederick's of
Hollywood; I mean they could look hot if they wanted to, Catt sure does
for her age. Bettie is Garlan's wife and Mobby's mom. While Garlan has
love and discipline and logic to offer his son, Bettie is the embodiment
of pure love. Poor Bettie, her son is always getting in trouble with the
law and her husband keeps getting abducted by aliens. They often miss
the wonderful meal she has cooked for them because of this.
Sheesh, I keep getting her husband's name wrong, it is Barland
not Garland.
~
kobold~
ABQT HJV 1000 0
65 0 10d285+1420 130d10+100 5d22+36 none
-30 -30 -30 -10
CFHIO AB L C
stand stand female 1500
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKQ M 0
#16637
Sarah Sorceress~
Sarah~
Sultry Seductive Sarah Sorceress says "See something sweet stud? Sink..."
~
Sarah leaves me speechless, so just use your imagination.....
~
cat~
ABR HVZc -1000 0
66 0 10d294+1455 66d10+100 5d23+33 none
-31 -31 -31 -10
CFGHIKMO AB 0 0
stand stand female 1500
AGV ACDEFHJKQUV M 0
M GIVE 16637 16672~
M GRALL 16638 99~
#16638
persian woman~
a Persian woman~
A saintly Persian woman is selling rugs here.
~
She says 'Greeks suck'.
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
58 0 10d227+1175 58d10+100 5d20+30 claw
-26 -26 -26 -8
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1250
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16639
Gordung Coal~
Gordung Coal~
Gordung Coal has the hots for Jelly Donson.
~
Gordung cant hear very well and is Kooper's boss.
~
draconian~
ABGT FHTc 1000 0
66 0 10d294+1455 66d10+100 5d23+33 none
-31 -31 -31 -10
CDIKO ABL 0 S
stand stand male 2294
ABGHMVZ ABCDEFGHIJKQVX M 0
#16640
Deputy Handy Brennun~
Deputy Handy Brennun~
Deputy Handy Brennun is running scared from his own shadow
~
Handy is a slim, medium sized man who is the most gentle, kind, frightened
soul you will ever meet. He was depressed a few days ago because Lucy
would not talk to him and he did not know why. Well it turns out that
in addition to Prick, Handy might also be the father of Lucy's baby
and it was freaking Lucy out. Handy did not think that his semen was
viable but he just found out it was. Well, he really loves Lucy and
would, in my opinion, make great father.
~
human~
ABT HV -1000 0
67 0 10d303+1492 67d10+100 5d23+35 none
-31 -31 -31 -10
CHIKO AB 0 0
stand stand male 1500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16641
Bewitching Lucy Moron~
Bewitching Lucy Moron~
Bewitching Lucy Moron asks "Would you like some cream and sugar?"
~
The cutest, sweetest, and high-pitchiest voiced woman stands before you.
You feel like cuddling her. She is the station's receptionist and you
have already heard about her love life, and I am tired so.......
~
pixie~
ABR HTV -1000 0
68 0 10d312+1531 136d10+100 5d23+38 none
-32 -32 -32 -11
CDEFGHIKO AB H KO
stand stand female 1500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16642
Sheriff Hairy Twomen~
Sheriff Harry Twomen~
Sheriff Hairy Twomen says, "There was much fear in Josee's eyes".
~
You see a big man with a cowboy hat on who keeps law and order in the area.
He says, "When Agent Kooper saw Josee die, he saw a ghost leave her body,
and this ghost had a most fearful look on it's face....geez, just thinking
of this gives me the willies.....and thinking of Josee gives me a willy.
Now scram before I bust you for loitering.
~
cyclops~
ABT DHV 1000 0
68 0 10d312+1531 68d10+100 5d23+38 none
-32 -32 -32 -11
CDEGIKO AB HI JP
stand stand male 1500
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV M 0
M GRALL 16602 25~
#16643
Waldoh~
Waldoh~
Waldoh the mynah bird chirps "Laura, Laura, Leoh no, Leoh no".
~
This mynah bird is owned by Jack Jenault. It saw some stuff the night
Laura was killed that made him feel more like a man than a bird.
Leoh has heard that the sheriff has the bird as evidence to Laura's
killing and is on his way over here to take care of the problem. But
the bird has already spoken and been recorded on tape. Still, maybe
you would like to kill Waldoh before Leoh does, it has been awhile
since roast mynah bird has been served at the Timber Room, maybe
you'll get a good price for Waldoh.
~
song bird~
ABHS AIKTVWY -1000 0
69 0 10d321+1571 69d10+100 5d24+35 none
-33 -33 -33 -11
FH AB 0 0
stand stand male 2400
AGW ACDEFHKP M 0
M RANDOM 16601 6~
#16644
Robber Mobby Brigs~
Robber Mobby Brigs~
Robber Mobby Brigs wants to get back to Jelly for some loving.
~
Mobby used to go out with Laura. He was suspicious that James was also
seeing her and he was pissed, but then again he was also seeing Jelly.
Everybody in this town seems to have a few lovers; maybe you will move
here.
~
cyclops~
ABS DHVc 1000 0
69 0 10d321+1571 69d10+100 5d24+35 none
-33 -33 -33 -11
CFGHIKO AB HI JP
stand stand male 1500
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV M 0
#16645
Dilip Gethard~
Dilip Gethard~
Merchant Dilip Gethard snorts "Would you like to buy some shoes?"
~
Here you see a short, pudgy, one-armed man. He knows where the evil lurks
in Twin Peeks, in the hearts of men, people, possessed by one man. He has
encountered and has tried to stop this entity but has been unsuccessful.
Disguised as a mild-mannered shoe salesman, this man is in reality, Dread
Donson from the tv show The Fugitive. "Here he comes to slay the day".
~
pig~
ABT HV 1000 0
70 0 10d330+1614 70d10+100 5d24+37 none
-33 -33 -33 -11
CGIJKO AB 0 0
stand stand male 1700
AGV ACDEFHJK M 0
#16646
Barland Brigs~
Barland~
Major Barland Brigs chortles, "They were grey and cuddly".
~
The major is a huge man and is in military attire. He has just come back
from a place of great evil and he mutters, "Queen, booga, booga, Queen".
You smell fear upon him and his clothes are soiled with oil. You give
him a smile and he returns it with a salute; kind of makes you
want to join the military, but not until after you see what military men
are made of these days.
~
giant~
ABQ Vc -1000 0
70 0 10d330+1614 140d10+100 5d24+37 none
-33 -33 -33 -11
CDEFGHIKO AB HI JP
stand stand male 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M DEATH 16639 100~
#16647
Josee Packhard's Ghost~
Josee Packhard's Ghost~
The look of fear on Josee Packhard's ghost here is mind-blowing.
~
You see a short oriental woman of exotic beauty and with a sad-looking
countenance. She was rescued from the streets as a teenager by Thomass
Eckbard and he has used her in his schemes to takeover Andrew Packhard's
business empire, of which you should have read about already. Well, she
died after killing Eckbard at his suite. Eckbard knew that she'd kill
him to rid herself of him or because Catt and Andrewg has her under their
control now and they hate Eckbard because of his schemes. Well, how Josee
died is a mystery. Hairy was deeply depressed afterwards. Eckbard got
the last laugh on Andrewg however, leaving him a saftey deposit box key
that exploded when he opended it, and my Audrey was there when the explosion
took place, so if you see Andrew before I do......
~
pixie~
ABGT QTVa 0 0
80 0 10d432+2016 80d10+100 5d28+40 none
-40 -40 -40 -15
CDFIKO AB H KO
stand stand female 2050
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16648
Blackee O'Defilemee~
Blackee O'Defilemee~
Blackee O'Defilemee winks, "Sorry, Jerry is with the new girl".
~
You see here a sophisticated and sexy brunette. She runs One-Eyed Flaps
because she is 35 years old and rose up from being a whore to running the
whores and the casino here. Too bad, she is better than anyone whore here.
~
fox~
ABS CDFGHJZ 1000 0
81 0 10d442+2068 81d10+100 5d28+42 none
-40 -40 -40 -15
DFHIKO AB 0 0
stand stand female 2000
AGHMV ABCDEFGHIJKQV M 0
M DELAY 16612 100~
M GRALL 16610 99~
M BRIBE 16611 500~
#16649
Peat Fartelle~
Peat Fartelle~
Lumber-Jack Peat Fartelle misses Josee as much as anyone does.
~
He did not think she would be his lover, maybe because he is much older
than him, maybe because she was with Hairy, but Peat loved Josee very
much and now she is dead and he misses her. His relationship with his
wife is not very strong but since Catt was betrayed by Ten Horn, Peat
has offered to help her get revenge based on the love they first had
when they met. Personally, if I were in Peat's shoes, I would have asked
Catt for money.
~
bear~
ABT 0 1000 0
77 0 10d400+1890 77d10+100 5d26+43 none
-38 -38 -38 -14
CDEIO AB EI 0
stand stand male 1700
AGHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV M 0
#16650
Boob Dydecker~
Boob Dydecker~
Ranger Boob Dydecker misses his animals, especially his sheep.
~
The one-armed man and Boob know each other. A weird thing is that the
name boob and Mobby are connected to the name of Laura's killer's spirit.
Also, this spirit refers to the one-armed man as Mike, which is the name of
Mobby's friend Mike Half-Nelson. This might not mean anything but I am
running out of description ideas. Weird also is the fact that my ex-friend,
who betrayed me, used to name his pain Mike. Anyways, the bird bites on
Laura's corpse made agent Kooper search Boob's vet clinic for possible birds
that could be used to find Laura's killer and that was how Waldoh was
discovered. Interesting, huh?
~
draconian~
ABS FHTV -1000 0
74 0 10d369+1771 74d10+100 5d25+41 none
-36 -36 -36 -13
CEFINO ABL 0 S
stand stand male 1700
ABGHMVZ ABCDEFGHIJKQVX M 0
#16651
Dank Jenningsly~
Dank Jenningsly~
Crimson Arch-Thief Dank Jenninglsy is stealing tips
~
You see here a big, untrustworthy looking, dark blonde haired man. Watch
your back. He just got out of jail and is married to Norma Jenningsly
and is now cooking at her diner. He does any dirty deed dirt cheap and
has worked for Josee and Ten. Norma hates him but he is so manipulative
that he has gotten her to make out with him again, poor Big Head.
~
cyclops~
ABFS DFHQVa -1000 0
62 0 10d259+1316 62d10+100 5d21+34 stab
-28 -28 -28 -9
BFHIKO AB HI JP
stand stand male 2300
ABHMV ABCDEFGHIJKUV M 0
#16652
Denniss Bison~
Denniss Bison~
Chilled Sheriff Denniss Bison crossdresses "Wearing pants sucks".
~
Hi, I am a guy. I am Kooper's co-worker in the ET law enforcement division
and I like to wear women's clothes. Dont tell Kooper, but I have the hots
for him and I will have him if it is the last thing I ever do. I hope
he likes my new dress.
~
pixie~
ABT TVa 1000 0
84 0 10d476+2195 84d10+100 5d29+44 none
-42 -42 -42 -16
CDFGHIKO AB HI KO
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16653
Catt Fartelle~
Catt Fartelle~
Catt Fartelle raptures "Well, your wand is exceptionally magical".
~
Catt is the sister of supposedly deceased Andrewg Packhard. Andrewg Married
Josee, who was working for Andrewg's business rival Thomass Eckbard,
who got Josee to kill Andrewg, or so it seemed that he was killed to
all but Andrewg. Thus, Josee inherited the Packhard Sawmill, but was
still, Josee was, under the control of Thomass. Catt got pissed because
Josee got the mill and her relationship with her husband Peat was going
down hill so she started to sleep with Ten and scheming with him on
business ventures and eventually they each double crossed each other.
The more you learn about these people the more you like them, but still
you kill them, why is that?
~
cat~
ABQ Z -1000 0
72 0 10d349+1694 144d10+100 5d25+37 none
-35 -35 -35 -12
CFGHIO AB HI 0
stand stand female 1700
AGV ACDEFHJKQUV M 0
#16654
Friar Will Wayward~
Friar Will Wayward~
Friar Will Wayward is en route to examine a corpse, yours is next.
~
This good ole boy is the town doctor and he has delivered most of the
babies in Twin Peeks for the past 10 years. He is married to Eileen
and Donna is his daughter, but her biological father is Ten Horn. Will
is a pudgy man in his 50s but could still hold up his own in a fight.
Maybe you should attack him when he is preoccupied delivering a baby.
Whatcha think?
~
dwarf~
ABQ HJV -1000 0
73 0 10d359+1731 146d10+100 5d25+39 none
-35 -35 -35 -12
CFHIKO AB LQ R
stand stand male 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16655
Deneese Bison~
Deneese Bison~
Hot Sheriff Deneese Bison crossdresses "Do you like my skirt?"
~
OOC: the actor who played this crossdresser on Twin Peaks plays Agent
Mulder on The X-Files now, and while a good show, it pales in comparison
to Twin Peaks: OOC. In character: Deneese saved Kooper's ass from
John Jenault. When John was holding Kooper hostage Deneese delivered
food to them and when she/he adjusted her clothing she tossed Koop a gun.
I guess the adjustment she made distracted John a bit.
~
pixie~
ABR HTVa -1000 0
83 0 10d465+2147 166d10+100 5d29+41 none
-41 -41 -41 -15
CDFHIKO AB H KO
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16656
Harold Smythe~
Harold Smythe~
Harold Smythe hangs from a noose but is still kicking away.
~
Harold is a short man with huge nads. He cannot leave his house because
not only does he love his TV too much, but he is also an agoraphobe,
a homophobe, a beetlephobe and a phobiaphobe. He loved it when Laura
read to him from her diary and when she twiddled his ears, but
now she is gone and what is he to do? He could play tiddly-Winks
if he knew how to.
~
lizardman~
ABO HQV 1000 0
73 0 10d359+1731 73d10+100 5d25+39 none
-35 -35 -35 -12
CFGIO AB L I
stand stand male 1700
AGXc ACDEFHKQV M 0
#16657
mean union man~
A mean union man~
A mean union man is visiting Twin Peeks.
~
He looks at you and says 'You a damn Southerner are ya?'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
63 0 10d267+1355 63d10+100 5d22+31 none
-29 -29 -29 -9
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16658
A kind confederate woman~
a confederate woman~
A kind confederate woman strolls through Twin Peeks
~
She shouts 'YEEEE HAWWW!!! Oh the South is going to rise again!
YEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
63 0 10d267+1355 63d10+100 5d22+31 slap
-29 -29 -29 -9
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1300
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16659
Deputy Ren Hawke~
Deputy Ren Hawke~
Deputy Ren Hawke chimes, "I love my ice-cream bar".
~
Man they make men large here. A native American indian, Deputy Ren is
one of the most peaceful man you will ever meet, until anyone messes
with his ice-cream bar, then watch out, for like North, he will exorcize
your demons.
~
draconian~
ABT FHT 1000 0
71 0 10d340+1648 71d10+100 5d24+39 none
-34 -34 -34 -12
CFIJMO ABL 0 S
stand stand male 1700
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16660
Donna Wayward~
Donna Wayward~
Virginal Donna Hayward frigids "Scary, Harold is now well-hung".
~
Donna was Laura's best friend. She was going out with Mike but liked
Laura's secret boyfriend, James. Now that Laura is dead Donna is going
out with James, and they feel that they are not betraying Laura: big
revelation. *Really, it sounds like a soap opera, but Twin Peeks is
beyond that level, way beyond, so check it out on video.* Well, Donna
and Maddalin broke into Harold's house to get Laura's diary and Harold
went nuts and killed himself, because he held that diary as sacred.
Still, Harold did not blame Donna because he understood why she did
it, but he still held that diary sacred, I think. Anyways he is
dead and shouldn't Donna get visiting rights to him courtesy of you?
~
human~
ABT HVc 1000 0
74 0 10d369+1771 74d10+100 5d25+41 none
-36 -36 -36 -13
CEFGIKNO AB H 0
stand stand female 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16661
Tremound's Grandson~
Tremound's Grandson~
Tremound's Grandson gloats, "Watch me make this gerbil disappear".
~
This little boy has grown up quite a bit since meeting Laura, but haven't
we all just by hearing about her? I know I sure have. Dont you think
this boy has grown up enough?
~
pixie~
ABR HTVc -1000 0
75 0 10d379+1812 150d10+100 5d26+38 none
-36 -36 -36 -13
DFGHKO AB H KO
stand stand male 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16662
One of the wicked men~
One of the wicked men~
One of the wicked men who slept with Laura is here.
~
He says 'God Laura was focking terrific in bed.'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
68 0 10d312+1531 68d10+100 5d23+38 none
-32 -32 -32 -11
0 ABL 0 S
stand stand male 1300
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M RANDOM 16662 2~
#16663
Norwegian Beauty~
Norwegian Beauty~
Jerry Horn's Norwegian beauty is drinking a beer here.
~
Just one of the many women Jerry Horn has been with: she's a big one.
She is drinking a beer and is drunk, I think she can be taken advantage of.
~
giant~
ABT Vc -1000 0
76 0 10d389+1855 76d10+100 5d26+41 none
-37 -37 -37 -13
DFHIK AB HI JP
stand stand female 2475
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16664
nice girl~
a nice girl~
A nice girl whom Laura slept with is here.
~
She says 'Even nice girls need the love of another girl.'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
68 0 10d312+1531 68d10+100 5d23+38 chomp
-32 -32 -32 -11
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1300
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M RANDOM 16633 2~
#16665
One of Prick's evil lovers~
One of Prick's evil lovers~
One of Prick's evil lovers is here.
~
He says 'I am hard and good to find.'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
73 0 10d359+1731 73d10+100 5d25+39 thrust
-35 -35 -35 -12
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16666
goody goody~
A goody goody~
A goody goody is doing good here.
~
He sings 'I am badder than than God, I'm good.'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
73 0 10d359+1731 73d10+100 5d25+39 thwack
-35 -35 -35 -12
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M RANDOM 16631 2~
#16667
vile whore~
a vile whore~
A vile whore asks you, "Want to party with me?"
~
She looks sexy and sick at the same time.
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
78 0 10d410+1937 78d10+100 5d27+40 scratch
-38 -38 -38 -14
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16668
Lahna Buttring Milkcurd~
Lahna Buttring Milkcurd~
Lahna Buttring Milkcurd says "I'd do anything to be Ms. Twin Peeks"
~
This lovely lady gave her old lover a heart attack in bed and he died.
She is now going out with her old lover's elderly friend and is going
to try to seduce one of the judges of the beauty contest in order to
get him to vote for her. She gets my vote.
~
rabbit~
ABT HV -1000 0
78 0 10d410+1937 78d10+100 5d27+40 none
-38 -38 -38 -14
CDEFHIKO AB 0 0
stand stand female 1700
AGV ACDEFHJK M 0
M RANDOM 16624 4~
#16669
holy mother~
a holy mother~
A holy mother asks you, "Want to party with me?"
~
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
78 0 10d410+1937 78d10+100 5d27+40 slap
-38 -38 -38 -14
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16670
base man~
a base man~
A base man exposes himself to you here.
~
He says 'His name is Little Base man and he has one eye!'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
83 0 10d465+2147 83d10+100 5d29+41 punch
-41 -41 -41 -15
0 AL 0 S
stand stand male 1500
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16671
Jewely Kruze~
Jewely Kruze~
Bard Jewely Kruze has a voice that transcends transcendence.
~
This song bird makes you float like a butterfly and sing like a flea.
~
song bird~
ABHR HTV 1000 0
78 0 10d410+1937 156d10+100 5d27+40 none
-38 -38 -38 -14
FGHIKO AB 0 0
stand stand female 1700
AGW ACDEFHKP M 0
M ACT 16682 again ya wench~
#16672
Jack Jenault~
Jack~
Plump Peasant Jack Jenault slobbers "Laura liked pain, do you?"
~
This huge rotund man has 4 chins and drools all of the time. He is a
black-jack dealer at One-Eyed Flaps casino, he runs cocaine across the
border with Leoh Donson and he bartends here, doh. He and Leoh were
having sex with Laura and Funnette before Laura was killed. Soon, he
will be killed by Leyland because Leyland will think Jack killed Laura.
But before he gets killed, I believe that he will have 5 last suppers
at once at The Timber Room.
~
draconian~
ABT FHT -1000 0
79 0 10d421+1975 79d10+100 5d27+42 none
-39 -39 -39 -14
CFIKO ABL 0 S
stand stand male 2000
ABGHZ ACDEFGHIJKPQUVX M 0
M SPEECH 16604 illian~
M SPEECH 16606 hisk~
M SPEECH 16605 crew~
M GRALL 16619 75~
M SPEECH 16607 range~
M SPEECH 16607 uice~
M SPEECH 16605 river~
#16673
Fanny Blackfern~
Fanny Blackfern~
Fanny Blackfern just became Ms. Twin Peaks, isn't she lovely?
~
Fanny is a tall blonde. She is Norma Jenningsly's sister and is a nun.
She slashed her wrists for some reason when she was younger but was
unsuccessful at killing herself, doh. She is on leave from the nunnery
and is working at Norma's diner. She and Kooper fell in love recently
and while dancing together, he told her, "You are a Queen". Well, he
isn't very good at the art of seduction, I hope he doesn't lose her.
~
dwarf~
ABQ HJV 0 0
79 0 10d421+1975 158d10+100 5d27+42 none
-39 -39 -39 -14
CEFHIKO AB LQ R
stand stand female 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M RANDOM 16625 2~
#16674
Andrewg Packhard~
Andrewg Packhard~
Andrewg Packhard intones "I look pretty good for a dead man, huh?"
~
I will get Eckbard back if it's the last thing I do
~
gnome~
ABT HVZ -1000 0
80 0 10d432+2016 80d10+100 5d28+40 none
-40 -40 -40 -15
F AB FI ER
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16675
Thomass Eckbard~
Thomass Eckbard~
Light Knight Thomass Eckbard groans "My hemorrhoids hurt".
~
Before you stands a man in his 60s with grey hair and holding a potion
of anti-buttnuggett elixer. You have heard all about him and ask him
what stocks are a good buy. He says to sell anything connected to
chocolate and says to buy anything connected to smoking, drugs, sex,
rock and roll and mudding.
~
human~
ABT CDFGJVZ -1000 0
81 0 10d442+2068 81d10+100 5d28+42 none
-40 -40 -40 -15
CDEFIO AB 0 0
stand stand male 2000
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M GRALL 20209 2~
#16676
a virtuous old lady~
a virtuous old lady~
A virtuous old lady asks you for help.
~
She says 'God I'm so good I am bad to the bone.'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
83 0 10d465+2147 83d10+100 5d29+41 slap
-41 -41 -41 -15
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1500
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16677
a corrupt man~
a corrupt man~
A corrupt man is here looking for someone to cheat.
~
He says '5 has got me 20!'
~
draconian~
AGT FOT -1000 0
88 0 10d522+2383 88d10+100 5d30+48 suction
-45 -45 -45 -17
CDEIO AL 0 S
stand stand male 1600
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16678
Jelly Donson~
Jelly Donson~
Enchanting Jelly Donson is sick of doing Leoh's Laundry.
~
She is kind of skinny but she is a vision of loveliness. She lost the
Ms. Twin Peeks contest but it was a close race. When Leoh was made into
a vegetable via a severe injury, she and Mobby used to make love in front
of Leoh thinking that he would not be able understand what they were doing,
and they would make fun of him. I guess he deserved what he got. Leoh
eventually came to his senses and risked his life in order to save
Jelly from Winsome Earle's evil scheme. It's nice to see that people
can change for the better, blessed be the Rose clan.
~
doll~
ABR HV 1000 0
82 0 10d453+2112 164d10+100 5d28+44 none
-41 -41 -41 -15
CDFIKO ABILMNPQR ES GHJKO
stand stand female 2000
EJMc ABCGHK M 0
#16679
a moral virgin~
a moral virgin~
A moral virgin wonders how she got to this evil place.
~
She says 'I hope I don't lose my cherry here!'
~
draconian~
AGT FNT 1000 0
88 0 10d522+2383 88d10+100 5d30+48 none
-45 -45 -45 -17
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1600
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
#16680
Jozwiak's ex-lovers~
Jozwiak's ex-lover~
One of Lord Jozwiak's ex-lovers flirts with you.
~
You are looking at a beautiful, scantily clad, brunette, female draconian
warrior.
~
draconian~
AGT CDFGJNTZ 1000 0
53 0 10d189+1019 53d10+100 5d18+29 thwack
-23 -23 -23 -6
0 AL 0 S
stand stand female 1800
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M ENTRY 16623 15~
#16681
mean union man~
A mean union man~
A mean union man is visiting Twin Peeks.
~
He looks at you and says 'You a damn Southerner are ya?'
~
draconian~
ABGT FOT -1000 0
63 0 10d267+1355 63d10+100 5d22+31 none
-29 -29 -29 -9
0 ABL 0 S
stand stand male 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M GRALL 16681 75~
M ACT 16683 cost you another~
M ACT 16684 saw your face~
M ACT 16686 touch so warm~
#16682
goody goody~
A goody goody~
A goody goody is doing good here.
~
He sings 'I am badder than than God, I'm good.'
~
draconian~
ABGT FNT 1000 0
73 0 10d359+1731 73d10+100 5d25+39 thwack
-35 -35 -35 -12
0 ABL 0 S
stand stand female 1400
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M ACT 16685 on my face~
#16683
angelic greek woman~
An Angelic Greek Woman~
An angelic Greek woman is looking for a washroom here.
~
She says 'I need to potty!'
~
draconian~
ABGT FNT 1000 0
93 0 10d583+2623 93d10+100 5d32+49 wrath
-48 -48 -48 -19
0 ABL 0 S
stand stand female 1250
ABGZ ACDEFHJKQVX M 0
M ACT 16687 still shine bright~
M ACT 16689 your smile~
M ACT 16690 still blue~
M ACT 16690 still high~
M ACT 16688 falling in~
#16684
monika blowinski~
Monika~
Monika Blowinski is here, on her knees.
~
She's a little over-weight, but cute as a button. She has a lovely
mouth. She is often in the company of powerful men. What she is doing on
her knees with her head bobbing back and forth is hard to tell from this
distance and angle. The long black hair on her backside sways back and
forth as she continues to bob....
~
human~
AB CDFGHJVZ 0 0
60 0 10d243+1242 60d10+100 5d21+30 none
-27 -27 -27 -8
0 ABCD 0 0
stand stand female 0
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M ACT 16613 follows you~
M ACT 16614 kisses you~
M DELAY 16615 100~
#16685
billy clintun~
Billy~
Billy Clintun is here, admitting to everything he has ever denied.
~
Billy looks at you with puppy-dog lips and says: I didn't do that. He
then thinks about a talk he had with his advisors and says: Wait a second,
now that I think about it, I did do that!
~
human~
AB H 0 0
60 0 10d243+1242 60d10+100 5d21+30 none
-27 -27 -27 -8
0 ABCD 0 0
stand stand male 0
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M ACT 16616 we can be alone, follow me~
M DELAY 16617 100~
#16686
peeks purge mob~
{x~
{x
~
DO NO DELETE. THIS MOB IS USED TO PURGE SOME MOBS THAT ARE LOADED IN
TWIN PEEKS SO AS TO PREVENT MOB {YSPAM{X.
~
human~
AB 0 0 0
90 0 10d546+2478 90d10+100 5d31+47 none
-46 -46 -46 -18
0 ABCD 0 0
stand stand none 0
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M RANDOM 16618 5~
#16687
The Dancing Dwarf~
The Dancing Dwarf~
The Dancing Dwarf: "Where I'm from, birds sing pretty songs".
~
You see a short, cute looking man dressed in a red suit and with a bit
of a smile on his face. He has always been here and always will, like
you. He has appeared in Kooper's dreams and Kooper has recently met
him for real. His voice is pretty wierd but you can hear him garble,
"Where we are from the birds sing a pretty song and there's always
muzak in the atmosphere". He starts to shimmy away to a tune but and
you shake.
~
dwarf~
ABQ HJVc -1000 0
85 0 10d487+2244 170d10+100 5d29+46 none
-43 -43 -43 -16
CFHIKO AB LQ R
stand stand male 2200
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16688
An Elderly Waiter~
An Elderly Waiter~
This elderly waiter doesn't say verbally but says a lot bodily.
~
I have often come to Kooper in visions and I think he is sick of me.
~
gnome~
ABT HZ 1000 0
86 0 10d499+2285 86d10+100 5d30+43 none
-43 -43 -43 -16
CDFIKO AB FI ER
stand stand male 2100
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16689
Maddalin Furgasin~
Maddalin Furgasin~
Maddalin Furgasin says, "Dont I look like my cousin Laura?"
~
I was so sad when Laura died. As cousins we spent much time together as
children. I tried to help Donna and James find out who killed her but
Laura's possessed father killed me and now I am here. Life sure is
funny and death is no picnic either let me tell you.
~
pixie~
ABFR CDFGT 1000 0
88 0 10d522+2383 176d10+100 5d30+48 none
-45 -45 -45 -17
CFK AB H KO
stand stand female 2400
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16690
Winsome Earl~
Winsome Earl~
Winsome Earl says, "I guess it is your turn to be tortured".
~
Winsome used to work with Kooper as an agent in ET investigations but
went crazy after meeting some Greys and killed Kooper's lover Karoline.
He has been killing and torturing some of Twin Peaks residents to
continue tormenting Kooper. This does seem to make Winsome happy: at
least someone in Twin Peeks is.
~
elf~
ABFR CDFGHJTVc -1000 0
88 0 10d522+2383 176d10+100 5d30+48 none
-45 -45 -45 -17
CDFGHIKO AB B Z
stand stand male 2150
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16691
Leybob Palmor~
Leybob Palmor~
Fiery Leybob Palmor says, "Firewalk with me baby".
~
Leyland is possessed by Bob, as he was when he killed Laura. You dont
think this is the last you'll see of Bob.
~
pig~
ABFR CDFGH -1000 0
86 0 10d499+2285 172d10+100 5d30+43 none
-43 -43 -43 -16
FHIK AB H I
stand stand male 2300
AGV ACDEFHJK M 0
#16692
Lurch Giant~
Lurch Giant~
Cold Lurch Giant drawls, "You rang".
~
Lurch has appeared to Kooper many times in visions also. Maybe you can
keep him from re-appearing.
~
giant~
ABFT CDFGH -1000 0
87 0 10d510+2338 87d10+100 5d30+45 none
-44 -44 -44 -17
FHIKO AB HI JP
stand stand male 2300
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16693
Laura Bobby Palmor~
Laura Bobby Palmor~
Lustful Laura Bobby Palmor venoms "Chug-a-lug Donna"
~
You see before you a young lady that you have heard much about.
She doesn't seem to be herself at the moment, but then she is
dead.
~
snake~
ABFR CDFGHV 1000 0
87 0 10d510+2338 174d10+100 5d30+45 none
-44 -44 -44 -17
CDFHIKO AB L I
stand stand female 2300
AGXYc ADEFKLQVX M 0
#16694
Caring Karoline~
Caring Karoline~
Caring Karoline will always be with Dale, lucky her.
~
When Dale fell in love with Karoline, whom Winsome loved, Winsome killed
her and has been tormenting Kooper ever since.
~
dryad~
ABQ DFHJVa 1000 0
85 0 10d487+2244 170d10+100 5d29+46 none
-43 -43 -43 -16
CDEFGHIKO AB B Z
stand stand female 2200
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16695
Dale Bob Kooper~
Dale Bob Kooper~
Dale Bob Kooper screams, "I lost my boy scout badge".
~
Help get Bob out of me by killing me and then help Fanny and then your
mission is complete. Then, I'll give you my boy scouts badge.
Or at least you'll get some weapons from us.
~
pixie~
ABFGR CDFGHJT -1000 0
89 0 10d534+2429 178d10+100 5d31+45 none
-45 -45 -45 -17
F AB H KO
stand stand male 2500
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16696
Mrs. Tremound~
Mrs. Tremound~
Mrs. Tremound yells "Control your salami and the universe is yours".
~
You see a little old lady with blueish white hair who cant control her
grandson. But then again, when it came to Laura, this little old lady
could not control herself either. Meals were not the only thing Laura
delivered here and you find yourself wishing that you were on Laura's
route.
~
pixie~
ABS HTVac 1000 0
72 0 10d349+1694 72d10+100 5d25+37 none
-35 -35 -35 -12
CDEFGHIJKO AB H KO
stand stand female 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16697
Funnette Pulanski~
Funnette Pulanski~
Funnette Pulanski is dazed, staggering, stammering and bleeding.
~
Funnette and Laura were partying with Leoh and Jack Jenault the night
Laura was killed. Funnette managed to get away and is now thinking of
becoming a nun.
~
pygmy~
ABS FHV 1000 0
76 0 10d389+1855 76d10+100 5d26+41 none
-37 -37 -37 -13
CFIKNO AB LP EJ
stand stand female 1700
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
#16698
Leyland Palmor~
Leyland Palmor~
Leyland Palmor stands here as a spirit leaves his body.
~
Uh, where am I? How did I get here? What am I doing here and what did
I do? Leyland is Laura's father and while possessed by a spirit he just
killed Laura. In the past, while possessed, he sexually abused her.
When Kooper tells him about the killer's possible name later, Leyland
says that the name sounds like the name of one of the neighbors he had
when he was a kid. See what living in a bad neighborhood can lead to!
~
draconian~
ABGT FHTV 0 0
77 0 10d400+1890 77d10+100 5d26+43 none
-38 -38 -38 -14
CEFGIJNO ABL E S
stand stand male 1700
ABGHMVZ ABCDEFGHIJKQUVX M 0
#16699
wandering ghost~
A wandering ghost~
{x
~
You can barely see this very buxom, pretty female ghost.
~
human~
ABR CDFGJVZ 0 0
100 0 10d675+2970 100d10+100 5d35+50 none
-52 -52 -52 -21
0 ABCD 0 0
stand stand female 0
AHMV ABCDEFGHIJK M 0
M GRALL 16645 80~
M GIVE 16646 16601~
#0
#OBJECTS
#16600
a jar of scorched oil~
a jar of scorched oil~
A jar of scorched oil~
none~
key BUY A
0 0 0 0 0
50 0 0 P
#16601
girdle french canadian~
{Ca pouched, French Canadian girdle{x~
{CA girdle with pouches is here.{x~
none~
container AGIMY AL
62 0 0 11 29
82 40 2900 P
F A 5 2 0
F A 17 -64 0
#16602
A Black-Striped Maroon Polo Shirt~
a Black-Striped, Maroon Polo Shirt~
A Black-Striped Maroon Polo Shirt~
none~
armor B AD
CE CE CE ABCD 0
51 40 2000 P
F A 1 1 0
F A 5 2 0
#16603
Innkeeper's key~
innkeeper's key~
Innkeeper's key~
none~
key UY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16604
a bloodshot, dilated, weeping blue eye~
a bloodshot, dilated, weeping blue eye~
A bloodshot, dilated, weeping blue eye~
none~
light T A
0 0 999 0 0
59 30 2350 P
F A 19 6 0
F A 4 2 0
F A 12 70 0
#16605
utility belt~
{Ra bloody Mary utility belt{x~
{RA bloody Mary utility belt is here.{x~
none~
container AY AL
50 0 0 16 27
53 30 2000 P
F A 5 3 0
F A 17 -44 0
#16606
an extraterrestrial's grey shoes~
an extraterrestrial's grey shoes~
An extraterrestrial's grey shoes~
none~
armor 0 AG
ACE ABE ABCE BCD 0
53 50 2000 P
F A 13 40 0
F A 14 60 0
F A 2 3 0
#16607
some alien implants~
some alien implants~
Some alien implants~
none~
armor AG AI
CE CE CE ABE 0
52 20 2000 P
F A 19 2 0
F A 18 2 0
#16608
viridescent irradiated bracer~
a viridescent, gamma-ray irradiated bracer~
A viridescent, gamma-ray irradiated bracer~
none~
armor AG AM
BDE CE ABCE BE 0
58 20 2700 P
F A 19 3 0
F A 13 55 0
#16609
rosary beads bracelet~
a rosary beads bracelet~
A rosary beads bracelet~
none~
armor A AM
BCE BCE BCE BE 0
55 20 2000 P
F A 18 3 0
F A 12 55 0
#16610
long vibrating microphone~
a long, vibrating microphone~
A long, vibrating microphone is pulsing with power here.~
none~
weapon AGH AN
exotic 8 11 slice DH
50 50 2000 P
F A 19 6 0
F A 18 5 0
#16611
tawny knockout gauntlets~
some tawny knockout gauntlets~
Some tawny knockout gauntlets~
none~
armor A AH
CE DE CE ABE 0
56 30 2000 P
F A 19 4 0
#16612
a crimson, scale-mail, mini-skirt~
a crimson, scale-mail, mini-skirt~
A sexy, crimson, scale-mail mini-skirt glows here.~
none~
armor AG AF
CE BDE ABCE ACE 0
57 60 2700 P
F A 19 4 0
#16613
an equal rights ring~
an equal rights ring~
An equal rights ring~
none~
jewelry 0 AB
0 0 0 0 0
54 10 2000 P
F A 18 4 0
F A 3 2 0
#16614
sign~
a sign~
{bA {rsign {bis posted here.{x~
none~
trash A 0
0 0 0 0 0
1 0 0 P
E
sign~
{yThis area is a satire of the best television show of all time, Twin
Peaks. The area is dedicated to all those who had anything to do with
making the show, and to Wink and Freak, who allowed me to make one of my
dreams come true. The area is level 50-90. It is the first area I ever
made. It was made for the mud Eternity's Trials. Have fun! --Dimi{x
~
#16615
Map Twin Peeks~
a map of Twin Peeks~
A map of Twin Peeks is here.~
none~
map Y AO
A 0 0 0 0
1 1 30 P
E
twin~
Rough map of Twin Peeks: many secrets unrevealed
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Black Lodge/Great Northern Inn
\
Thrasher Woods=(cabins)=W. ST. Schulte (businesses)
2|
(residential) 1|==ST. Vwadek (Pub)
|
Bridge +++|2
|1==Maple Ave
|
Hospital=|Pinewood Court
| (residential)
Jail/Sheriff==Sparkwood St. & Old Mill Rd.
| |motel
Sparkwood St.|
(residential | & businesses and School)
|
Great Northern Inn
~
E
peeks~
Rough map of Twin Peeks: many secrets unrevealed
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Black Lodge/Great Northern Inn
\
Thrasher Woods=(cabins)=W. ST. Schulte (businesses)
2|
(residential) 1|==ST. Vwadek (Pub)
|
Bridge +++|2
|1==Maple Ave
|
Hospital=|Pinewood Court
| (residential)
Jail/Sheriff==Sparkwood St. & Old Mill Rd.
| |motel
Sparkwood St.|
(residential | & businesses and School)
|
Great Northern Inn
~
E
map~
Rough map of Twin Peeks: many secrets unrevealed
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Black Lodge/Great Northern Inn
\
Thrasher Woods=(cabins)=W. ST. Schulte (businesses)
2|
(residential) 1|==ST. Vwadek (Pub)
|
Bridge +++|2
|1==Maple Ave
|
Hospital=|Pinewood Court
| (residential)
Jail/Sheriff==Sparkwood St. & Old Mill Rd.
| |motel
Sparkwood St.|
(residential | & businesses and School)
|
Great Northern Inn
~
#16616
clan McClown shield~
a clan McClown shield~
This clan McClown shield should serve thee well.~
none~
armor AG AJ
ABCE ABCE ABCE ABCE 0
58 40 2800 P
F A 24 -8 0
#16617
awe-inspiring axe~
da awe-inspiring axe that Mobby stole~
Here is da awe-inspiring axe that Mobby stole from a guild.~
none~
weapon A AN
axe 10 10 cleave BD
69 60 2300 P
F A 19 9 0
F A 18 11 0
#16618
coffee wine bottle cup~
a bottle of wine and a cup of coffee~
This wine and coffee look good.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16619
card credit Major's~
a Major's credit card~
Yeesh, it seems that a Major has lost his credit card here.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16620
hair pin~
{C a huge{R red tipped{C hair pin{x~
{C You see a huge hair pin here.{x~
none~
weapon B AN
exotic 8 9 stab AH
51 30 2596 P
F A 18 4 0
F A 19 8 0
#16621
cooking knife~
{R a hot, buttered cooking knife{x~
{R A hot, buttered cooking knife is here.{x~
none~
weapon B AN
dagger 9 10 flbite AH
62 53 3473 P
F A 19 8 0
F A 18 8 0
#16622
velvet drape wrathful riches~
red Velvet Drape to Wrathful Riches~
{R A Red Velvet Drape to Wrathful Riches hangs here.{x~
none~
portal 0 0
0 0 0 BCDFGHO 0
83 0 0 P
#16623
nunnery broom~
a get thee to a nunnery broom~
A broom that Dracula forgot in a nunnery is here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
polearm 8 19 crush ADH
90 90 3500 P
F A 18 11 0
F A 19 11 0
#16624
blue lodge potion~
a{b (*){B blue lodge potion{b (*){x~
A blue lodge potion is here.~
none~
potion Y A
90 'godlytouch' 'carapace' 'stone skin' 'kind light'
60 1 0 P
#16625
pin-striped umbrella~
a faded, navy blue, pin-striped umbrella~
It must have rained recently for you see an umbrella here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
sword 6 18 slice H
72 50 2600 P
F A 18 8 0
F A 19 8 0
#16626
gloves Archangel Gabriel~
the gloves of the Archangel Gabriel~
The gloves of the Archangel Gabriel~
none~
armor AG AH
ABCD ABCD ABCD ABCD 0
65 30 5000 P
F A 13 20 0
F A 19 2 0
F A 18 3 0
F A 17 -8 0
#16627
a video tape~
a video tape~
A video tape~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16628
non-vegetable meal~
non-vegetable meal~
Non-vegetable meal~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 0 P
#16629
earrings Charlemagne~
a pair of Norma's silver Charlemagne earrings~
What a rare find: Charlemagne earrings glint here.~
none~
armor AG AS
D ACD AD ABC 0
59 10 2000 P
F A 18 1 0
F A 19 2 0
#16630
Old Lady's Meal~
old Lady's Meal~
Old Lady's Meal~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 0 P
#16631
Sir James Dean's Girth~
sir James Dean's Girth~
Sir James Dean's Girth~
none~
armor AI AL
BDE ADE ABDE BCE 0
64 40 2000 P
F A 5 3 0
#16632
elixer refuge~
an elixer of refuge~
An elixer of refuge~
none~
potion TY A
50 'sanctuary' 'detect hidden' 'fly' 'none'
50 10 1700 P
#16633
icy blue long sword~
{B an icy blue long sword{x~
{B An icy blue long sword is here.{x~
none~
weapon A AN
sword 9 10 slash BD
61 40 2915 P
F A 19 8 0
F A 18 5 0
#16634
perfume scent Laura~
the scent of the perfume Laura used to wear~
Lord, the scent of this perfume makes you hot.~
none~
jewelry AGT AQ
0 0 0 0 0
66 0 2300 P
F A 13 40 0
#16635
key Beaver Cleaver figure~
a key with a Beaver Cleaver figure on it~
A key with a Beaver Cleaver figure on it is here.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16636
glasses reading light~
a pair of light-weight reading glasses~
Light reflects off of the reading glasses here.~
none~
armor AG AR
BE ACE ACE AE 0
65 10 2300 P
#16637
wand mucous-drenched~
a black, white-tipped, mucous-drenched wand~
You are aroused by the mucous-drenched wand here.~
none~
jewelry AG AO
0 0 0 0 0
66 20 2300 P
F A 12 30 0
F A 5 1 0
F A 4 1 0
#16638
pretty fan Chefcombo's~
a pretty fan that Chefcombo destroys mobs with~
Chefcombo's pretty fan~
none~
weapon AG AN
sword 10 6 slice B
50 40 5000 P
F A 18 10 0
F A 19 12 0
#16639
poop-covered bottom birdcage Waldoh's~
the poop-covered bottom of Waldoh's birdcage~
You just stepped on the poop-covered bottom of Waldoh's birdcage.~
none~
armor AG AJ
F F F F 0
79 40 2900 P
F A 24 -11 0
#16640
tent lodge white~
a{W /^\{C white lodge tent{W /^\{x~
A{C /^\{W white lodge tent{C /^\{x is posted into the ground here.~
none~
furniture TY A
BC ABCDFIKMNO FIL ADEFH ADEFH
60 37 2781 P
#16641
ring bright burgundy Black Lodge~
a bright, burgundy, Black Lodge ring~
A bright, burgundy ring is here: 'what a day'.~
none~
jewelry AG AB
0 0 0 0 0
68 10 2300 P
F A 19 4 0
F A 3 1 0
#16642
hat black cowboy~
a black-as-day-during-a-solar-eclipse cowboy hat~
Someone's head is more crushable now: a cowboy hat is here.~
none~
armor AG AE
ABDE ABDE ABDE ABCE 0
68 30 2300 P
F A 19 2 0
F A 13 35 0
#16643
bird-poop covered limb~
a bird-poop covered limb from an oak tree~
Yuck, you stepped on a bird-pooped covered limb here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
polearm 11 9 crush DF
69 70 2600 P
F A 18 4 0
F A 19 5 0
#16644
dinner turkey file~
a dinner with a turkey stuffed with file.~
This dinner includes a turkey stuffed with a file, YUM!~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 0 P
#16645
rotting severed arm~
a long, mutated, once rotting, severed arm~
You almost puke at the sight of a severed arm that is here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
flail 9 10 smash BD
70 50 2600 P
F A 19 9 0
F A 18 9 0
#16646
superkala expee cane~
a Grey Alien's superkalafragiolistic expeealado cane~
You break your jaw tripping over the cane of a Grey alien.~
none~
weapon AG AN
spear 8 14 thrust FH
70 60 2600 P
F A 18 7 0
F A 19 9 0
#16647
fear incarnate~
fear incarnate~
Fear incarnate~
none~
key BUY A
0 0 0 0 0
50 0 0 P
#16648
huge knotted cherry stem~
a huge, knotted, cherry stem~
A huge cherry stem knotted by Audrey Horn's tongue is here.~
none~
jewelry AG AB
0 0 0 0 0
81 10 2900 P
F A 3 2 0
F A 18 6 0
#16649
oily mauve chain plum-colored necklace~
an oily, mauve chain from a plum-colored chainsaw~
You cut yourself on this oily, mauve chain, you idiot.~
none~
armor AG AC
BCDE CF BDE ADE 0
77 20 2600 P
F A 1 1 0
F A 13 77 0
#16650
broken collar bone donkey~
the broken collar bone of a donkey~
The broken collar bone of a donkey is crumbling here.~
none~
armor AG AC
ABDE ABDE ABDE ACE 0
73 30 2300 P
F A 3 1 0
F A 19 3 0
#16651
Double D apron~
{Wa pocketed Double D apron{x~
A food-stained, Double D apron ist hier.~
none~
container AGY AK
57 0 0 17 28
71 30 2600 P
F A 19 2 0
F A 18 1 0
F A 17 -56 0
#16652
lavender lowlander leggings~
a pair of lavender lowlander leggings~
A pair of lavender lowlander leggings are here~
none~
armor AG AF
ABF CF F CDE 0
84 40 2900 P
#16653
rusty can mace~
a large, expensive, rusty can of mace~
A can of mace waits here impatiently wanting to be used.~
none~
weapon AG AN
mace 8 11 pound D
72 50 2600 P
F A 18 9 0
F A 19 7 0
#16654
pair one-inch thick bifocals~
a pair of one-inch thick bifocals~
You just stepped on a pair of one-inch thick bifocals.~
none~
armor AG AR
BCDE BCDE BCDE BCDE 0
73 10 2600 P
#16655
ripped sheer silk nightgown~
a ripped, sheer, silk nightgown~
A ripped, sheer, silk nightgown is here.~
none~
armor AG AK
F ABCDE BF BCDE 0
83 30 2900 P
F A 12 83 0
F A 19 3 0
F A 18 1 0
#16656
gold teddy-bear earrings Laura~
a pair of Laura Palmor's gold, teddy-bear earrings~
You see here a pair of gold, teddy-bear earrings.~
none~
armor AG AS
ABCD ABCD ABCD ABCD 0
73 10 2600 P
F A 19 3 0
F A 18 2 0
#16657
flail cage rocks~
the flail CAGE rocks with~
The flail CAGE rocks with~
none~
weapon AG AN
flail 4 8 crush A
25 50 4000 P
F A 18 2 0
F A 19 2 0
#16658
necklace broken heart pendant~
a silver necklace with a broken heart pendant~
A broken heart pendant necklace is on nobody here.~
none~
armor AG AC
F BDE CF CDE 0
77 20 2700 P
F A 4 1 0
F A 12 77 0
#16659
braided pony tail~
a pretty indian girl's long, braided, pony tail~
An indian girl's long, braided, pony tail is at your feet~
none~
weapon AG AN
whip 5 18 sting H
71 40 2600 P
F A 18 9 0
F A 19 7 0
#16660
rock crusher~
a rock crusher~
A rock crusher wants to crush rocks NOW.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 0 P
#16661
hard year old purple salami~
a 16 year old, hard, purple salami~
Someone's boyhood is gone, a hard, purple salami is here.~
none~
treasure AG AO
0 0 0 0 0
75 10 2600 P
F A 12 40 0
F A 5 1 0
F A 4 1 0
#16662
skeleton log~
a skeleton log~
A skeleton log ist hier.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
45 0 0 P
#16663
rancid bottle beer~
a rancid bottle of beer~
A rancid bottle of beer is here.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
45 0 0 P
#16664
endless supply coffee~
an endless supply of coffee~
An endless supply of coffee is here.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
30 0 0 P
#16665
teeter tawter saw~
not a teeter tawter but a saw~
Not a teeter tawter but a saw is here.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
45 0 0 P
#16666
portal mystical gardens~
a portal to the mystical gardens qwest~
{A a portal to the Mystical Gardens Qwest is here.{x~
none~
portal T AK
A 0 0 BCFHJLO 0
65 0 0 P
E
portal mystical gardens qwest~
This portal allows you access to the Mystical Gardens, the place where
Daz, the founder of the Rose clan, fought the evil beings and won the Holy
Rose. You better have plenty of supplies with you for this qwest, the prise
of which is a surprise object, for recall areas are few and far between.
The area was made by Vestrivan when he was granted creating powers by the
gods for a brief period in order to gain honor by serving them. Drop the
portal and enter it to begin your qwest.
~
E
mystical~
This portal allows you access to the Mystical Gardens, the place where
Daz, the founder of the Rose clan, fought the evil beings and won the Holy
Rose. You better have plenty of supplies with you for this qwest, the prise
of which is a surprise object, for recall areas are few and far between.
The area was made by Vestrivan when he was granted creating powers by the
gods for a brief period in order to gain honor by serving them. Drop the
portal and enter it to begin your qwest.
~
#16667
necklace crucifix gigantic~
a tarnished necklace with a gigantic crucifix~
Blessed be: a gigantic crucifix necklace is here.~
none~
armor AG AC
ABDE ABDE ABDE ABCE 0
67 10 2300 P
F A 13 60 0
F A 1 1 0
#16668
ring 3 carat guggy lahna~
the 3 carat diamond ring Guggy Dilford gave Lahna~
You tear your 'soul' apart stepping on a 3 carat diamond ring~
none~
jewelry AG AB
0 0 0 0 0
78 10 2600 P
F A 3 1 0
F A 19 6 0
#16669
boy scout badge~
a boy scout badge~
A boy scout badge is here.~
none~
trash T AO
0 0 0 0 0
0 1 0 P
#16670
carton milk lodge red~
a{r |^|{R red lodge milk carton{r |^|{x~
A{R |^|{r red lodge milk carton{R |^|{x is here.~
none~
drink TY A
20000 20000 'milk' 0 0
60 1 0 P
#16671
sun-drenched blond-haired scalp song bird~
a sun-drenched, blond-haired scalp of a song bird~
You trip over a sun-drenched, blond-haired scalp of a song bird.~
none~
armor AG AE
AF ACDE ABCDE CDE 0
78 40 2600 P
F A 19 6 0
F A 18 6 0
F A 13 40 0
#16672
translucent thongs~
a pair of{C translucent{x thongs~
A pair of{C translucent{x thongs are here.~
none~
clothing AT AL
0 0 0 0 0
54 20 2500 P
#16673
the essence of Queen Fanny~
the essence of Queen Fanny~
The essence of Queen Fanny~
none~
key BUY A
0 0 0 0 0
50 0 0 P
#16674
jukebox~
jewely~
~
none~
jukebox 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
33 40 5000 P
#16675
Cousin It's icy cold sabre~
the icy cold sabre of cousin It~
Cousin It's icy cold sabre gives you the creeps.~
none~
weapon AG AN
sword 11 10 slice BD
71 70 3400 P
F A 18 11 0
F A 19 12 0
#16676
limp wet noodle~
the Marquis de Sade's limp, wet noodle~
The limp, wet noodle here looks good enough to eat.~
none~
weapon AG AN
whip 9 14 sting H
87 70 3300 P
F A 19 7 0
F A 18 12 0
#16677
lucky chocolate coins~
a bunch of lucky{y chocolate{x coins~
{x~
none~
pill G A
60 'stone skin' 'armor' 'mold skin' 'kind light'
50 40 4000 P
#16678
unleashed fury holy sword~
the Unleashed Fury, The Holy Sword Of The Angelic Hosts~
Unleashed Fury, The Holy Sword Of The Angelic Hosts~
none~
weapon AB AN
sword 12 7 slash DEG
70 40 5000 P
F A 18 11 0
F A 19 11 0
#16679
horror anger purest state~
horror and anger in its purest state~
Horror and anger in its purest state~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
65 0 0 P
#16680
warped fungus dominos bracelet~
a warped, fungus coated, dominos bracelet~
A bracelet made out of dominos is here on a ground covered with fungus.~
none~
armor AG AM
AF AF AF AF 0
80 30 2900 P
F A 19 5 0
F A 12 90 0
#16681
anti-Eckbard bracer of white noise~
an anti-Eckbard bracer of white noise~
A white bracer is here and is making a god awful sound.~
none~
armor AG AM
BF ABCDE AF ACDE 0
80 30 2900 P
F A 18 4 0
F A 13 80 0
#16682
tough towering ticking vambraces~
some tough, towering, ticking vambraces~
Some towering vambraces can be heard ticking here.~
none~
armor AG AI
BCDE AF ABCDE BDE 0
81 30 2900 P
F A 18 3 0
F A 19 3 0
#16683
rubber 'souled' moccasins~
a pair of rubber 'souled' moccasins~
A pair of rubber 'souled' moccasins flee from you.~
none~
armor AG AG
AF AF AF CDE 0
82 30 2900 P
F A 2 3 0
F A 14 82 0
F A 13 82 0
#16684
burning red cedar log~
a burning, red cedar log~
A burning, red cedar log is on fire here, duh.~
none~
light AGI A
0 0 999 0 0
83 20 2900 P
F A 4 3 0
F A 12 83 0
F A 19 8 0
#16685
Angel Wine~
angel Wine~
Angel Wine~
none~
potion F A
65 'fly' 'none' 'none' 'none'
65 1 10 P
#16686
gloves cotton anti-wrist-slitting~
a pair of anti-wrist-slitting, 100% cotton gloves~
A pair of gloves made out of cotton are about to be picked up here.~
none~
armor AG AH
BCDE BF F BDE 0
79 30 2600 P
F A 19 6 0
#16687
suit creepy crimsom crawling~
a creepy, crawling crimson suit~
A creepy, crimson suit is crawling across the floor here.~
none~
armor AG AD
AF F CF CDE 0
85 40 3200 P
F A 20 -3 0
F A 24 -3 0
F A 1 2 0
F A 5 2 0
#16688
French bread pinched loaf~
a long, hard, pinched loaf of French bread~
A long, hard, pinched loaf of French bread is here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
flail 8 16 smash D
86 80 3300 P
F A 18 7 0
F A 19 12 0
#16689
bracelet vinaceous Virgin Mary~
the vinaceous bracelet of the Virgin Mary~
Here lies the vinaceous bracelet of the Virgin Mary~
none~
armor AG AM
ADF ADF ADF BCF 0
85 20 3200 P
F A 12 43 0
F A 13 43 0
F A 19 3 0
F A 18 3 0
#16690
Frost Giant banker's femur~
a Frost Giant banker's femur~
A giant femur with light bluish white frost was discarded here.~
none~
weapon AG AN
spear 10 13 thrust DF
86 90 3200 P
F A 18 11 0
F A 19 8 0
#16691
Red Riches~
red Riches~
A Scarlet Curtain to Red Riches hangs here~
none~
portal A 0
0 0 0 ABCFGHO 0
0 0 0 P
#16692
Appetizing Riches~
appetizing Riches~
A Scarlet Curtain to Appetizing Riches hangs here~
none~
portal B 0
0 0 0 ABFGHO 0
0 0 0 P
#16693
coke miner's spoon~
a contaminated coke miner's spoon~
This contaminated coke miner's spoon was recently up Laura's nose.~
none~
weapon AG AN
dagger 11 12 slash ABH
87 40 3433 P
F A 18 11 0
F A 19 12 0
#16694
bouquet opalescent roses~
a bouquet of opalescent roses~
The odor emanating from these opalescent roses intoxicates you.~
none~
weapon AG AN
mace 11 12 pound D
88 70 3400 P
F A 18 13 0
F A 19 9 0
#16695
destroyer aquamarine trees special~
an aquamarine, .38 special, destroyer of trees~
This aquamarine tree killer just moidered a pine recently.~
none~
weapon AG AN
axe 12 11 cleave D
89 80 3500 P
F A 18 9 0
F A 19 13 0
#16696
razor sharp comb~
the hairy, razor sharp comb of old lady Tremound~
You are made sick by the hairy comb lying on the floor here~
none~
weapon AG AN
dagger 8 11 slash D
72 40 3600 P
F A 19 9 0
F A 18 7 0
#16697
one-eyed flaps poker chip~
a One-Eyed Flaps poker chip~
You're richer, someone forgot a One-Eyed Flaps poker chip here.~
none~
gem AG AQ
0 0 0 0 0
76 10 2600 P
F A 13 50 0
#16698
a flashlight~
a flashlight~
A flashlight~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 100 P
#16699
turkey dinner file~
a turkey dinner stuffed with a file~
A turkey dinner stuffed with a file.~
none~
key AUY A
0 0 0 0 0
40 0 0 P
#0
#ROOMS
#16600
A Smelly Log Cabin~
{R This place might smell but the cookies and tea look yummy. Dont even
think of using the logs here for a fire, Madame log would not like you
to burn her babies.{x
~
0 CD 0
D0
~
wood~
4 16662 16679
S
#16601
Dead Dog Farm~
{Y In this farm house you see a sink with baby laxative residue in it and
believe that either a baby needed care here or someone was messing with
cocaine. Kooper would love to buy this place but for the time being
he would like to see if he can catch some cocaine dealers if coke is
indeed what the baby laxative is associated with. John Jenault looks
like the type that would deal in coke and you better hurry up and kill
him because I believe that if you dont one of Kooper's associates might
beat you to it.{x
~
0 CD 0
D2
~
~
1 0 16679
S
#16602
The Front Desk of The Great Northern Inn~
{c Please confirm your reservations here and dont be rude to the employees
by killing them because they have a lot of work to do and it takes them
awhile to repop. Thanks, Ten Horn.{x
~
0 D 0
E
picture~
{W {W _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
{W {W (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )
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{c {c ! {R ////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\{c!
{c {c !!{R///// \\\\\\\\{c!!
{c {c !!{R/ \\\{c!!
{c {c !!{R ,,,,, ,,,,, {c !!
{c {c !! =={G*{c== =={G*{c== !!
{c {c !! \ !!
{c {c ! \ || / !
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{c {c | || |
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{r {B .......{c|\ \_,, ,,_/ /|{B.......
{r {g -'-,-'----{B.{c| \ / |{g-'--{B.......
{r {B ..............{c| \___/ |{B..............
{B {g--'-,-'----{B....... {g--{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'{B
{B ................................................
{B {g'-,-'----{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'----{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'---{B
{B .....{R\@/{B.................................{R\@/{B.....
{wDimi, the creator of Twin Peeks, appears. He mumbles something about
Michus, who has been playing havoc in Peeks. He looks about, then vanishes.{x
~
D0
~
~
0 0 16603
D2
~
~
0 0 16657
S
#16603
Bell Hop Area~
{C Weird, only one Bell Hop for such a large hotel, and she looks like she's
getting ready to leave.{x
~
0 D 0
E
picture~
{W {W _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
{W {W (_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )
{R
{R {R .......
{b {R /\\\\\\\\\\\
{c {c ! {R ////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ {c !
{c {c ! {R ////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\{c!
{c {c !!{R///// \\\\\\\\{c!!
{c {c !!{R/ \\\{c!!
{c {c !!{R ,,,,, ,,,,, {c !!
{c {c !! =={G*{c== =={G*{c== !!
{c {c !! \ !!
{c {c ! \ || / !
{c {c ! \ || / !
{c {c | || |
{c {c | ( ) |
{r {g -{c|\ /|{g,
{r {B .......{c|\ \_,, ,,_/ /|{B.......
{r {g -'-,-'----{B.{c| \ / |{g-'--{B.......
{r {B ..............{c| \___/ |{B..............
{B {g--'-,-'----{B....... {g--{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'{B
{B ................................................
{B {g'-,-'----{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'----{B.......{R@{g>--'-,-'---{B
{B .....{R\@/{B.................................{R\@/{B.....
{wDimi, the creator of Twin Peeks, appears. He mumbles something about
Michus, who has been playing havoc in Peeks. He looks about, then vanishes.{x
~
D0
~
~
0 0 16604
D2
~
~
0 0 16602
S
#16604
The Great Northern's Lounge~
{c In this lounge, people are drinking, smoking watching Nirvana on TV and
wondering about who killed laura Palmer. A person playing "Clue" suggests
that the Butler killed Laura. This person's "Clue" opponent then bonks
him over the head with the gameboard for making such a moronic suggestion
and says: "she didn't have a butler, it was the plumber who did it."
A knight tells his fellow knights "watching Nirvana relaxes me, those
Muslims wont stand a chance against us in the next Crusade."{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16607
D1
~
~
0 0 16605
D2
~
~
0 0 16603
D3
~
~
0 0 16608
S
#16605
The Lounge's Bar~
{C Guests of the hotel are discussing their problems with the bartender,
who seems to have problems of his own at the moment, not the least of which
is trying to recall how to make a Bahama Mama and to recall how he can
uncurse himself so he can recall to buy some potions of extra-healing, which
he will need for his battle against you. {x
~
0 D 0
E
drinklist~
Bassam says: Would you like a Killian's or a screwdriver?
Bassam says: Or would you prefer some whiskey or orange juice?
~
D0
~
~
0 0 16606
D3
~
~
0 0 16604
S
#16606
The Great Northern's Convention Hall~
{c Forteans are gathered here talking about what causes fishfalls, Sponataneous
Human Combustion and crop-circles and about Men in Black, the Alien Autopsy
film, Black Helicopters, governmental conspiracies and about who killed
Laura Palmor. You can see them visiting the bar more than the others who
are staying at the Inn, which might go far in explaining their interest in
strange phenomena.{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16612
D2
~
~
0 0 16605
S
#16607
Great Northern Stairway~
{C These stairs lead up to the Luxurious rooms of the Great Northern. Weird,
you can hear heavy breathing coming from upstairs and to the north, but
then again hotels are well know for this.{x
~
0 D 0
D2
~
~
0 0 16604
D4
~
~
0 0 16610
S
#16608
The Great Northern's Gym~
{C There are not many people here. It appears that most of the physical
activity takes place on the beds and in the bar of the Great Northern.{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16609
D1
~
~
0 0 16604
S
#16609
The Timber Room~
{c If you want to treat yourself to a meal you will not forget, make a
reservation here. Breakfast caters to the strong and virile, but for
those with "wimpy set high" appetites, the homemade granola is excellent.
Local businessmen can always be seen here for lunch and they are always
raving over the chili. For Dinner, Jerry horn has added exotic dishes
from all over the world to the already humongous menu. But if you are
not in the mood for the bizarre, stick to the stuffed baked dove, fried
rabbit, wild roast duck or braised venison. And songs have been written
in tribute to the garlic cheese grits.{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16611
D2
~
~
0 0 16608
S
#16610
2nd Floor Stairway~
{r You hear heavy breathing, moaning and groaning coming from down the hall.
You also hear a conversation going on nearby. The hallway continues to the
north and there are stairs that lead downward. This hall is red but not
as red as the place that you have heard rumors about, the place where the
danger level of adventuring increases, the place you eventually hope to
find.{x
{RYou see some{W smoke{R near the west wall{x
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smoke west wall~
{RYou are magically transported onto a marble road.....
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{G fallen {W \,,,,,\###/ , , , /. . . . ./
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{R...and in a flash you find yourself transported back!{x
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0 0 16618
D5
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0 0 16607
S
#16611
Dining Area~
{C This is part of the Timber Room. As in that room there are tables all
over the place with people at them raving over the baked alaska. A
few people are talking about the heavy breathing that is coming from
the east as they scarf down the rest of their meal. Others are writing
poems complimenting the skunk stew and singing in praise of the chef
Dave Rally.{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16616
D2
~
~
0 0 16609
S
#16612
The Green Hall~
{g You are in another convention hall. This one is now empty except for the
janitors who are cleaning up the mess that was made by Anne Rice fans
yesterday after a squabble over whether Brad Pitt is better looking than Tom
Cruise. Nobody seemed to mention how handsome the prudent, avaricious,
and quiet King Henry I is. There seems to be little interest in the
royal family these days.{x
~
0 D 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16613
D2
~
~
0 0 16606
S
#16613
The Yellow Hall~
{Y You see here another hall for Conventions. People just love to
convene at the Great Northern and when you taste the food served in the
Timber Room you will know why. A meeting of the SHE-WOMEN MEN-HATERS CLUB
is assembled and you hear a lot of men being cursed by the women here. The
venom and bile being spammed out by these women seems appropriate for they
have all been treated poorly by some of the men of Twin Peaks. They are
discussing ways in which they can wrest power from the unscrupulous men who
control the city. One feels that if they succeed the city would not become
much better, but any improvement would be a step in the right direction.
You see a door to the west. {x
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D2
~
~
0 0 16612
D3
~
~
2 0 16614
S
#16614
The Great Northern's Storage Area~
{y You see here the supplies needed by the hotel personel for the day to day
running of the Great Northern. The smell of wine is in the air here and
comes from somewhere nearby. To the north you hear the rush of traffic.{x
~
0 CD 0
D0
~
~
0 0 16627
D1
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~
1 0 16613
D3
~
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2 0 16616
D5
~
grape~
4 16618 16615
S
#16615
The Great Northern's Wine Cellar~
{m You see shelves stocked with some of the finest wines on Gods' green earth.
The Croatian Beaujolais looks particularly good.{x
~
0 D 0
D4
~
grape~
4 16618 16614
S
#16616
The Great Northern's Recreation Room~
{c In here, there are 6 pool tables, 20 video games, 10 pinball games and
10 dart boards. People seem to be having a good time despite the snoring
that they hear coming from somewhere nearby. They also hear some muttering
about Laura Palmor coming from the same place. You taste a door to the
east.{x
~
0 D 0
D1
~
~
2 0 16614
D2
~
~
0 0 16611
S
#16617
Cabin Bedroom~
{W / ################ \
{W ( #################### )
{W \ ######## _ ######## /
{W \ _(_)_ /
{W \ (_)_(_) /
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2nd Floor Hallway~
{R You are in an oak panelled Hallway that leads south to a stairway and that
continues to the north. There is a door to the east and one to the west.
For some reason you are unable to go north even though you can see
a hallway there. A monk tells you "The way north has been sealed off
because there is great evil there. You are not skillful enough to fight it yet
but when you are, could you please get my bottle of vasoline from Room
250 for me?" The monks then grin wickedly at the little boys in the hall.{x
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Room Number 230 of the Great Northern~
{m A room like any other you would find at an Inn mixed up in time and space.
This one seems to be in better shape than it is kept by the Inn's help.
The smell of fresh coffee, donuts and teenage lust is in the air.{x
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#16620
Room 240 of the Great Northern~
{r This room contains the fresh corpses of Edward the Confessor and Hirally
Crinton. They killed each other recently over an argument on birth control.
It seems that Edward won a small victory for "right to life" advocates in
that He and Hirally will no longer be capable of bringing children into
the world.{x
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#16621
2nd Floor Hallway~
{R This Hallway continues to the south and there are rooms to the east and
west of you. Monks and little boys fled here from the west. They went
east but soon afterwards they fled back here and then fled south to safety.
To the south you hear a monk say "hmmm, no easy way to go north, and I
forgot my jar of vasoline in Room 250". Every so often you see an vile-
looking spirit floating east and west of here. To the east you hear a
lovely sounding feminine voice. Every so often this voice becomes
masculine- and bellicose-sounding. You decide to see whether or not
the person whom this voice belongs to needs the phone number of Skiddsy,
a sex-change specialist from the realms of Eternal Chaos. Before you go
east, you hear another monk to the south say "What do you mean no easy way
to go north, there is no way to go north at all from here". Suddenly,
a door is conjured up to the south by someone.{x
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Room 250 of The Great Northern~
{B After performing their famous chants at The Roadhouse last night, the
Gregorian monks appear to have come back here and trashed the room. It
seems as though they behave not too differently than rock stars of the
late 1900s. The boys tied up in the room dont seem to happy about what
the monks did either. Dale "Bob" Kooper enters the room and the boys and
monks run from him in fear. Dale heads to the bathroom nearby, since he
ate too many donuts recently, and you see him smash his face against the
mirror in there and say "Is Annie ok, is Annie ok....". Unlike the
monks, you are NOT afraid of Dale because his Bob "side" is momentarily
gone, and you decide to go West and comfort him, dont you?{x
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Room 260 of The Great Northern~
{Y In here there is a bed with a straw mattress and a bed with a "Sealie
Posturepeedick" mattress. There is an illuminated manuscript on the
desk and a copy of "Better Homes and Alleyways" on the floor.{x
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2nd Floor Hallway~
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Limber Balls Inn, Room 1~
{m This room is a mess. Gilbert Godfreid filmed his show in here last night
and it dealt with the uses of vasoline in the movies of filmakers of
the last decade, 1100-1110.{x
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Room 220 of the Great Northern~
You are in a clean room that contains two beds, a bathroom, a desk and
most importantly, a TV. You hear singing coming from somewhere, and it
sounds like a duck is being stepped on. On TV, you see that the Magna Carta
has been signed, and you cannot be more happy about the power you have gained.
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The Great Northern Road~
{g You quickly got into your 1107 Buick that was located in the parking lot
of The Great Northern near the Storage Room and have been traveling
on this highway for 10 miles hoping that you will soon find Twin Peaks
Proper as you head north.{x
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Twin Peaks Proper~
{g The birds are singing a sad tune today. An Owl cries "Who, who, who
did it, who, who". Oregon White Oaks, Paper Birches and Rocky Mountain
Maples line the streets. Occasionally you can see a raccoon running
around trying to find its way back into the woods. A Pine weasel
is wondering where the Pine Trees are. One can buy food to the east and gas
to the west. The residential district is north of here.{x
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Big Head's Gas and Horse Farm~
{g A billion years ago this area would have made a great beach but then the
continent split and the coast moved west, making it an ideal place for
a gas and horse station today.{x
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The Double D Diner~
{B You find yourself in a place where the smell of coffee is over-powering
and everyone is drinking some. Seats in every booth are upholstered
in attractive and stain-resistant vinyl and on every table there are
salt and pepper shakers, sugar, cream (always fresh and full), ketchup,
mustard, a napkin dispenser and an ashtray. The juke-box in the north-
east corner is playing Julie Cruise's "The Nightingale", to which Audrey
Horn is slowly swaying as on-lookers gawk at her. It is currently
lunch time and people are scarfing up what looks to be the best meal
one could get anywhere, which includes the Timber Room surprisingly.{x
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#16631
Sparkwood Street~
{y Ponderosa Pines begin to appear in this part of town. Pine weasels
wander around wondering where their fellow weasel ran off to: they seem
worried and start to sing songs of sorrow. A Great Horned Owl tells them in
interspecies ornitho-speak "Shut up, I'm trying to think". To the east you
hear cries of anguish 24 hours a day. Ozzie and Harriet like things can be
heard off to the west. Kids appear to be torturing each other to the north.
There appears to be something flying over your head.{x
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#16632
The Wayward Residence~
{W This is the cleanest home you have ever seen. Amazingly it is cleaner
than Mrs. Fotini Sengos' home. You see people eating food off the floor
here. This place seems to be the most peaceful place you have ever been
to, but you wonder if there is something horrible being concealed by the
outward calm of this place. Then again, maybe you just think too much.{x
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#16633
The Palmor's House~
{R This home has witnessed few good times since it has been inhabited by
the Palmors. Leyland Palmor scammed it off of a little old lady for 1/2
of what it was worth. After he scammed it, he said he did not realise that
he took that old lady for a ride. The walls of the home have holes in them
that look like they have been made by fists, faces, heads, legs, and arms
having been thrown through them. Leyland does not seem to know how the
holes got there but by looking at his wife you seem to have a good idea
of how.{x
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#16634
Dr. Jakobee's House~
{M This house has a lava lamp, bead doors, pot, cocaine, absinthe, a futon,
a Jimi Hendrix poster, a dresser with little drink-umbrellas and copies of
Flesh World magazine and regular and hippy clothes in it. With the switch
of a button the lighting and music can change to suit its inhabitant's mood,
which ranges from doctorly to horny, happy to sad, sane to crazy and others
to bizarre to go into.{x
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#16635
200 Sparkwood Street~
{g A kid is selling lemon-aid on the corner. Other kids are playing hide,
seek, and kill the guy with the wand. A bird yells "This lemon-aid sucks,
but at least I was able to get away without paying for it". You hear
children treating each other poorly to the north and to the south. You
think you here the military off to the west. To the east you hear adults
screaming at adolescents.{x
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#16636
The Brigs Residence~
{M This home is as austere as a barracks. Yet its owner, despite his
disciplined demeanor, is filled with love and kindness. This place
definitely needs a TV though because all of the love in the world
is no substitute for the beauty to be viddied on the show THE FUGITIVE.{x
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#16637
Twin Peeks Guild Hall~
{Y The instructors in this place do not seem to be able to keep the
pupils in line. Teenagers are selling and smoking hemp in the halls. One
youngster whips out his switchblade and teaches his guildmaster the fine art
of backstabbing by nailing him in the latts. One student "pitches a tent"
watching Sarah the Sorceress bend over to pick up the wand she dropped. You
get the urge to go to school again because mud school never seemed to be
this fun but you find out that the enrollment center was blown up. {x
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#16638
300 Sparkwood Street~
{c This part of the street is quiet, except for the whizzing you hear coming
from the flapping wings of the the vampyre bats flying by. Sparkwood St.
continues to the north and to the south. You hear Hawaiian music coming
from the west.{x
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#16639
Sparkwood St. and Old Mill Rd.~
{y Automobiles seem to decelerate before they reach this area and when you
look to the west you figure out why. This is one of the few places in Twin
Peeks where vice does not take place, or so it seems. Sparkwood St. still
runs north and south.{x
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#16640
Sheriff's Station~
{g This place may not be very big but the dedicated and kind officers who
work here are giants in their field. A picture of Columbo, the Patron
Saint of Law and Order, is carved on the wall here. The reception area
is to the west and Sparkwood St. may still be to the east.{x
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#16641
Station's Reception Room~
{R You have never seen so many donuts and so much coffee in one place
before. You decide to grab a jelly-filled donut and a cup of hazelnut
coffee before you continue on your journey. In the corner you see
a machine that continually makes donuts and coffee of every type and
it seems that is all the people in the station eat. The donuts are
made with olestra so although they are not fattening they account for
the reason why there is a bathroom connected to every room. The coffee
also accounts for this. You suddenly feel the urge to go potty.{x
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#16642
Sheriff's Office~
{Y You see a desk with coffee and donuts on it. You hear someone going to
the bathroom nearby. The smell of coffee and donuts is strongest to the
east. To the west you hear someone deny responsibility for every crime
ever committed by humanity. For some reason you feel he is innocent.{x
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#16643
Interrogation Room~
{W Suspects are questioned by officers in this room. All suspects are
innocent until proven guilty in a court of law but are only allowed
to eat day-old donuts. At least the coffee they get is fresh. They
are suspects after all. There seems to be some unhappiness to the west, south
and north.{x
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#16644
Jail Cell No.1~
{m The sadness in this room comes from the fact that the cd player is not
working. At least the TV, waterbed, game area, jacuzzi and swimming pool
are in working order. Wait until the conservatives come to power.{x
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#16645
Jail Cell No.2~
{b Extremely sad! There is nothing in this cell except for a cot, a toilet,
and bread and water. You wonder why this cell lacks the amenities that
the other cells have.{x
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#16646
Jail Cell No.3~
{r How sad! The waterbed is leaking. The cable TV cord is shot and the
only thing the TV receiver can tune in on is a documentary on the fall
of Rome, which took place about 800 years ago. At least the pool table
still works. You decide to sleep on it after you shoot a few games against
your other personality.{x
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#16647
The Packhard Sawmill~
{b There was a fire in this Sawmill recently and it is a mess in here.
It is very dark in here because the fire ruined the lighting. You
cannot see anything but you sense great fear in the air. This
place has provided many of the people of Twin Peeks employment for
many years but is now in shambles. You fear that the unemployment
will cause fear among the many people of the town but what can you
do about it. Maybe if you could eradicate the great evil that brought
this fear about everything would return to normal, but there is much
still that you need to do to bring this about and you eat a danish
in order to nourish yourself for the upcoming struggle.{x
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#16648
One-Eyed Flaps~
{R In here you see a casino and people playing games of chance. There are
also men and women here who you may choose to employ in order to satisfy
you sexually. This place is named after all of the flying things that
are often seen in the sky above this area. Blackee runs this place and
it is rumored that Ten Horn owns it, what a surprise.{x
{C A slot machine is here.{x
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{c $${G payoff 250 bet 1 credit (@) | $1 |{c $$@@@#
{c $${G cash out (@) |____|{c $$@@@#
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{g You see some stuff scattered all over the floor here.{x
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{g You see some stuff scattered all over the floor here.{x
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Packhard Residence~
{b This House is very dark and everything in it is dark-colored. You get
a feeling that most of the people who have inhabited this place had few
scruples. They own the Packhard Sawmill and have made many crooked business
deals in the past. You believe that you would like to become friends with
these people. On a table you see a coffee percolater with a fish in it and
decide not to finish the cup of coffee that was left near the percolator.
{x
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#16650
Twin Peeks Hospital~
{W Most everything in here is white and sterile, except for the toilets and
urinals, which at the moment are not sterile and are multi-colored. You
hear an air-cleaner humming loudly but you catch a cold anyways. You
see a female doctor and a male nurse go into a closet and you would like
to see what they are going to do in there but you have exploring and
killing to do. There is an exit to the east.{x
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#16651
100 Old Mill Rd.~
{g Coming from the west, horses and cars speed up here. To the east the
street continues. You smell men who in a way never grew up to the south.
You become slightly ill from the odor but soon feel better. {x
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#16652
12 Trees Vortex~
{r You are surrounded by a red velvet curtain not of this world. The Queen
and oil seem to be dripping all over you as you stumble over something.
You proceed to get up and wipe yourself with the curtain. An angry owl then
scowls, "You idiot, that oil will not be easy for me to clean in my present
form for I have no hands. By the way, evil preys on fear, and fear is not
always visible, but always to be conquered. Now get me some detergent".{x
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#16653
Old Mill Rd. and Pinewood Ct.~
{c This town reeks. To the south you smell sex. To the east you smell chicken
soup, salami, old age and urine. The odors are so overpowering you can no
longer see anything. You start to wish that urine was odorless but there
are no genies near. Too bad.{x
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#16654
100 Pinewood Court~
{y The smells from the south get weaker here and your vision returns a bit.
This time your auditory sense becomes attuned to gasps coming from somewhere
nearby. You can barely make out the trees and are glad the smell of urine
has receded.{x
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#16655
12 Trees Hill~
{y The smell of scorched oil is overpowering on this hill, but you see no oil
anywhere. The odor of fear comes from the east. An owl appears out
of nowhere and screeches, "I've seen people slide eastward on oil, but I've
never seen them come back, and my vision is 20/20". Suddenly, you trip
over something.{x
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#16656
Harold's Living Room~
{B This living room is very cozy. It includes a fireplace, a leather couch
and love seats and bookshelves with tons of books on them. You have heard
rumours that the man who lives here NEVER leaves this house. You have
also heard that while he is afraid of most people, he nevertheless loved
to hear Laura tell him about her wild escapades. So I guess if you are
a female and have some wild stories to tell him, he would not fear you.
If you are male, then he would not like you being here.{x
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#16657
Twin Peeks~
{B Welcome to Twin Peeks. Good and Evil people can be found existing side
by side in the town and its environs. You hear rumors that an evil spirit
with a "nunnery broom" has caused the people of Twin Peeks much pain
and suffering. The townfolk hope that you will be able to find and
destroy this spirit so that they can once again live in peace. To the
north is Twin Peeks's finest Inn. Your adventure begins there.{x
{G Michus, oread prince of chaos, appears before you here.{x
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michus~
{G Michus looks back at you and says:
{R I now control Twin Peeks and there is nothing you can do
about it. I brought the future here to keep the people
confused and thus easier to manage by my underling, who
has the nunnery broom. You will surely perish here.{G
Michus then vanishes into thin air.{x
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#16658
Above Sparkwood Street~
{B You are in the air above the street, watch out for tree branches and birds.{x
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#16659
The Bookhouse~
{B This place is like a club house for grown-up boys. The men who meet here
are carrying on the tradition of their forefathers in trying to keep Twin
Peeks rid of evil. Some of the males that are members are Big Head Burly
and James Burly, Handy Brennun, Hairy Twomen, Ren Hawke, Will Wayward,
and new member Dale Kooper, who was overjoyed by the club badge he
receieved recently.{x
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#16660
200 Pinewood Court~
{g Ahhh, the fresh air here is a relief from the stink southwards. Yet there
seem to be germs, bacteria and viruses coming from the west. Why is fresh
air so scarce in Twin Peeks?{x
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Pinewood Ct. and Maple Ave.~
{c Well it seems that clean air is here to stay for a while. Although clean,
there seems to be a bit more evil in the air than there was southward. The
way forward is west and backwards is south, dont get lost.{x
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Maple Ave. and Highway 21~
{y Highway 21 starts here and heads north. You have never seen so many
speeding horses and cars before in your entire life. Horse dung lines the
highway because the town has not garnered enough revenue to pay for its
removal. You whip out your wallet and make a contribution for its removal.
{x
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#16663
Highway 21, 1 Mile Marker~
{g You are near a place where much evil has taken place and you could not be
more thrilled. You hear someone yell "BOOGA BOOGA" and someone else shout
"BOOGLE BOOGA BOOGLE" and you wonder what this could mean. Suddenly, you
hear things being broken and people screaming in agony and you get even
more excited by what is going on to the northeast. You see a bridge to
the west but cant seem to get to it very easily yet.{x
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#16664
Highway 21 and Saint Vwadek St.~
{c This highway seems to go on forever and you sense great evil up ahead, or
it could be that you are just a 'fraidy' cat. But then again, this part
of the highway is unusually dark and full of litter. To the west you see
a huge Gothic-like house with bats and ghosts emerging from it. To the
east you hear the faint sounds of music.{x
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#16665
100 E. Saint Vwadek Street~
{y The music coming from the east is easier to hear here and you get the
urge to "Boogle Booga Boogie". To the west you can see what appears to be a
house. Suddenly you hear a fight break out to the east and you hope that
you can make it to the fight quickly in order to see it before it ends. {x
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#16666
Saint Vwadek St. and Saint Mies Ave.~
{g To the south you hear music and people trashing things. You kick the
beer mugs on the ground here off to one side for amusement and end up
hitting a reclining adventurer on the head. You thought he was passed out
and that you could wake him to practice your combat skills but he may be
dead. A small trail to your north winds down the mountain and into a
village below. {x
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#16667
The Roadhouse's Parking Lot~
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#16668
The Toadhouse Pub~
{b Damn, the fight appears to have ended. This place is completely
trashed. You can still start some fights if you care to, for they are
welcome and much appreciated here. The loud music coming from the south is
dreamy and the alcohol being abused to the east smells tasty. There appears
to be a contest of some sort going on to the southeast. There is a door to
the north. {x
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#16669
The Toadhouse Bar~
{r There is a bar with bar-stools here and every imaginable beverage. The
Bartender is a tall, obese man who constantly drools, even when there are no
women around. A man tells the bartender of his problem but the bartender
responds "here's a silver piece, tell someone who cares".{x
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The Toadhouse's Lounge~
{R Music by Bert Larks: "There she is, Ms. Twin Peeks she is.....". Well I
guess the winner of the Ms. Twin Peeks contest has been chosen and you
hear that some feminists will soon be here to rip this place apart even
more than it has already been ripped apart.{x
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The Toadhouse's Stage and Dance-Floor~
{m The singer here has one of the loveliest voices you have ever heard.
The dancers seem to be doing nothing but slow dancing to the music while
they grope, fondle and kiss each other. You ask a man if you may dance with
his woman and he says no, so you throw him down to the ground and ask how
about now and he responds sure, if you like tran-sexuals, to which you
respond uh...... {x
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#16672
The Roadhouse's Bar~
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#16674
Highway 21 and Saint Schulte St.~
{y Yeesh, it smells like something has burned down recently to the east and
you also sense a bit of fear coming from that direction. Sheesh, you
become a bit frightened but you have not come this far to turn back now.
The fear seems to begin to the east and lead to the west, increasing in
intensity to the west as far as you can tell. The highway continues to
the south and no longer goes northwards.{x
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#16675
100 W. Saint Schulte Street~
{g Goll darn, the fear you felt to the east is stronger here and seems to head
west, where it is even heavier. You think you saw some round things flying
up in the sky that look like they had one eye, but you cannot be sure.
Man, you have had it with all of this fear for awhile and decide to head
north where the only thing you sense coming from there is a good time.
Maybe after you enjoy yourself for a bit you will be better able to handle
whatever awaits you to the west.{x
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{wDimi, the creator of Twin Peeks, appears. He mumbles something about
Michus, who has been playing havoc in Peeks. He looks about, then vanishes.{x
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#16676
W. Saint Schulte St. and Thrasher Lane~
{c You probably know how the level of fear here compares with the level of
fear present east and west of here and if you dont it is because all you
care about is leveling. To the south you hear a young lady being abused
by her husband, who then comes here and pushes you out of the way. You
decide to go and find out how the young lady is doing and maybe kill her.{x
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#16677
A Dark, Dirty Path~
{m Yikes, it is so dark here that you trip and fall down and soil your
equipment. Maybe Jelly Donson would have cleaned it along with Leoh's
stuff but you killed her remember, too bad, you cant have everything.
It seems darker to the west and you can head east if you are afraid.{x
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#16678
Leoh Donson's Place~
{W You have entered the Donson residence. Leoh just stormed past you outside
and Jelly sits here all bruised and broken-hearted, tried to poop but......
Leoh is making her re-do the laundry to his satisfaction and is pissed
because the bloody shirt he had is missing and the law enforcement agents
can use it as evidence if they find it, and Jelly means to make sure they
do find it for she is having her teenage lover plant it in Jolly Jack's
apartment. But you may have killed her lover Mobby Brigs already so
her plans might be ruined, might as well kill her too then.{x
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#16679
Thrasher Woods~
{y West of here the darkness create by the followers of Wink is very heavy.
Maybe there is a way to penetrate the evil haze that blankets the lands
west of here. Oh, and lest I forget, the fear you sense to the west is
mind-numbing. To the north you smell baby laxative and to the south
you smell a log.{x
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#16680
A Clearing in Thrasher Woods~
{y There is a bit more light here than there is to the east, but you are
not sure of which way to go. Still, you are a skilled adventurer and
you know that if you are patient and thoughtful you will make it through
this area easily. An owl then appears to you and says, "You need fear
if you are to overcome fear, did you bring fear with you today? If you
did not, then you might as well head back the way you came for you will
only waste your time here I fear. Have a shitty day". The owl then bites
you on the nose, steals your backpack and flies away shouting, "The clan
of the Crimson Sword says 'Hi'.{x
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#16681
The Hills of Thrasher Woods~
{g You can see a bit more here than in the clearing you were just in but you
still dont know which way to go. You keep moving up and down hills and
a Grey Alien appears and tells you, "Just ask clan Gatulot and clan World
and they will tell you that oil is one of Life's essential substances.
For that matter ask people who like fried foods and they will tell you the
same thing. The Evil that awaits you nearby cannot be gotten to unless
you have some oil, so if you dont have it either dig for it or go back
to from where you came and leave the rest of us alone, or we will set our
phasers on kill". A blinding light then wisks the Grey away.{x
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#16682
A Valley in Thrasher Woods~
{r You have made it to a valley that was blessed by the Rose clan last year.
Unfortunately, this place was cursed by a being whom you soon hope to
destroy, and this curse was placed upon this place yesterday so it is
a curse which is still very powerful. This curse weakens your sense of
direction a bit but you know you can handle it. An owl flies towards you
and tells you, "Without the eternal feminine you cannot be lured to
the imperfection that you need to kill in order to achieve perfection".
You reply, "Huh?" The owl responds, "The eternal perfection is symbolized
by the Queen, if you do not have the Queen with you, then you might as
well give up this qwest and go do something less interesting like level".{x
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#16683
Ghostwood Forest~
{b You hear the screams of the ghosts of dead people here. The ghosts can
be seen flying through the trees that line the forest. Their screams
are so frightening that even the trees seem afraid.{x
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#16684
Owl Cave~
{y You are in a cave that has a mural on the wall with strange symbols on
it that look like the the marks on Madame Log's and Barland Brigs' bodies.
The symbols also appear to be a map of Twin Peeks and it's surroundings.
There is a lever in one of the cave's walls that was revealed when Deputy
Andy Brennun swung his axe at an owl that frightened him when it flew
through the cave. Andy, incompetent as he usually is, missed the owl and
hit the wall of the cave. After he left, Winsome Earl came by and rotated
the lever thereby causing the symbols on the nearby mural to become
inverted. An owl arrived from downwards after being very pleased by what
Winsome did and kissed him on the cheek. Made ecstatic by the kiss, Winsome
levitated upwards. {x
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#16685
12 Trees Clearing~
{m There are 12 trees in this area. Upwards you smell burning oil and fear.
You snort the cocaine you found hidden in the football you found hidden in
the woods and the owls now sound even more menacing. While high, a strange,
dark bard sings to you, "Without the Queen, it's no go jellybean". You
then stumble over something on the ground.{x
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#16686
THE BLACK LODGE~
{m You are in an ethereal place. You are surrounded by red velvet drapes.
These drapes are attached to the most silent drape runners ever made,
but the runners themselves seem to just float in the air. There is also
a statue, a lamp, and a red and black jagged-lined carpet in the room.
For comfort, there are two couches and two side tables on the carpet,
which like the runners seems to float in the air.{x
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#16687
THE BLACK LODGE~
{r Red curtains surround you on all sides. You have a feeling that it would
not be a good idea to fly upwards but you have lost much of your judgement
due to your hard journey to reach this place. At least you have enough
sense left to rest on the couch to the south before you continue upwards.{x
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#16688
THE BLACK LODGE~
{r You appear to be surrounded by thick, red veils.{x
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#16689
THE BLACK LODGE~
{r You are surrounded by red curtains.{x
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#16690
THE BLACK LODGE~
{r All you see around you is a sea of red veils. For all the talk of
fear that you have heard about this place, except for some of it's
occupants, this is a pretty peaceful place. You feel as though you and the
people here have been here for an eternity and you feel as though it has
taken you an eternity to get here, maybe you should go back to the central
room and rest a while on the couch there. You are made numb with fear from
what you sense coming from upwards. {x
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#16691
THE BLACK LODGE~
{m You are surrounded by red drapes.{x
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#16692
THE BLACK LODGE~
{m Du bist surrounded mit rote Drapes.{x
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#16693
THE BLACK LODGE~
{m Red curtains are all around you here.{x
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#16694
THE BLACK LODGE~
{m This room is surrounded by red curtains. You have done well to make it
this far and your adventure is almost over. I hope the terror you must
face next will rip your soul apart.{x
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#16695
Room 250's Bathroom~
{I {W In here you see the kind of washroom usually found in over-priced,
up-scale Inns. The mirror is broken and has blood all over it. In the
mirror you see an angry-looking man with long blond hair named Bob. Dont
let the long hair fool you, it became long because Bob slept throughout the
entire late 1960s and therefore there is not one ounce of peace or love
in him. Looking into the mirror is Dale "Bob" Kooper. Try comforting
him now.{x
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#16696
Mrs. Tremound's Home~
{B This house is decorated very conservatively for Mrs. Tremound is a
conservative little old lady. Before she was killed, Laura Palmor
delivered food to Mrs. Tremound daily for the "Meals for Feels" program,
which was run by Norma Jenningsly of the Double D Diner. Mrs. Tremound's
grandson especially misses Laura's visits... I wonder why? Donna Wayward
has replaced Laura and Mrs. Tremound's grandson performs an eerie magic
trick which she is not at all amused by. He has made a salami disappear and
Donna does not like where it has disappeared to. Tremound's grandson
exclaims "Laura used to beg me to do that trick, what's your problem".
Donna slaps him hard and he does "the silly walk" and collapses on the
floor. Donna asks Mrs. Tremound if she knew Laura well. Mrs. Tremound responds
"No, my grandson did but he's out cold now. My neighbor Harold knew her
well though, but he is not very easy to talk to". Donna says "thanks",
kicks the grandson and leaves.{X
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#16697
A Bridge Over Troubled Water~
{r You are on a bridge made of rusty iron. Below the bridge the water is
muddy-colored in some places and crimson in other spots. It may be that
time of the month again, a time when the moon is full and bloodlust runs
rampant, but then again it may just be that someone has spilled some
paint into the water.{x
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#16698
Fleeting Flowery Fearful Field~
{b You think you are on a fickle field but the field keeps changing its
emotions and terrain and it is dark so it is hard for you to tell. The
night is as black as coffee without cream or sugar but you think you see a
railroad track with a beat-up railway car on it. The bad vibes emanating
from the car make you feel that something vile has happened here recently,
and you are turned on and disgusted simultaneously. You wish you had a
flashlight so you could see more and be able to penetrate some of the some
of the darkness nearby. You should visit the hardware store more often.{x
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#16699
Jolly Jaundiced Jack Jenault's J'Cabin~
{m This cabin is a mess. There is a cuckoo clock, ripped panties,
cocaine, a fire place, rotten food, a birdcage with no bottom and a record
player playing some menacing music in here. The evil that has taken place
in here was so overpowering that it almost seems otherwordly, or so you
sense it to have been from the strong atmosphere it has left behind. In
fact, you just now feel a sense of evil coming from the west. {x
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#SPECIALS
M 16600 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Madame Log
M 16601 spec_poison Load to: John Jenault
M 16603 spec_cast_mage Load to: Lexy the Ex-Exotic Dancer
M 16604 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Christie the exotic dancer
M 16605 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Bassam
M 16606 spec_cast_undead Load to: Robert Rikard the Fortean
M 16607 spec_cast_mage Load to: Paul Seveking the Fortean
M 16609 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Swaggert
M 16611 spec_cast_cleric Load to: King George Forman
M 16612 spec_thief Load to: Sunshine
M 16613 spec_breath_fire Load to: Sweety
M 16614 spec_cast_undead Load to: The Ghoul of Parma
M 16615 spec_breath_frost Load to: Jerry Horn
M 16616 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Dad
M 16618 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Good Audrey Horn
M 16619 spec_cast_mage Load to: The Good Dale Kooper
M 16623 spec_breath_gas Load to: Fanny Bob Blackbird
M 16625 spec_cast_mage Load to: Ten Horn
M 16630 spec_cast_mage Load to: Norma Jenningsly
M 16631 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Nadeen Burly
M 16633 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Sarah Palmor
M 16634 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Dr. Jakobee
M 16636 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Bettie Brigs
M 16637 spec_cast_mage Load to: Sarah
M 16640 spec_breath_lightning Load to: Deputy Handy Brennun
M 16641 spec_cast_mage Load to: Bewitching Lucy Moron
M 16643 spec_breath_gas Load to: Waldoh
M 16646 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Barland
M 16647 spec_breath_lightning Load to: Josee Packhard's Ghost
M 16648 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Blackee O'Defilemee
M 16649 spec_breath_gas Load to: Peat Fartelle
M 16652 spec_breath_frost Load to: Denniss Bison
M 16653 spec_breath_gas Load to: Catt Fartelle
M 16654 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Friar Will Wayward
M 16655 spec_breath_fire Load to: Deneese Bison
M 16656 spec_cast_undead Load to: Harold Smythe
M 16661 spec_cast_mage Load to: Tremound's Grandson
M 16663 spec_breath_frost Load to: Norwegian Beauty
M 16671 spec_cast_mage Load to: Jewely Kruze
M 16672 spec_poison Load to: Jack
M 16673 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Fanny Blackfern
M 16675 spec_breath_lightning Load to: Thomass Eckbard
M 16678 spec_cast_mage Load to: Jelly Donson
M 16687 spec_cast_cleric Load to: The Dancing Dwarf
M 16688 spec_breath_lightning Load to: An Elderly Waiter
M 16689 spec_breath_gas Load to: Maddalin Furgasin
M 16690 spec_cast_mage Load to: Winsome Earl
M 16691 spec_breath_fire Load to: Leybob Palmor
M 16692 spec_breath_frost Load to: Lurch Giant
M 16693 spec_cast_mage Load to: Laura Bobby Palmor
M 16694 spec_cast_cleric Load to: Caring Karoline
M 16695 spec_breath_gas Load to: Dale Bob Kooper
M 16697 spec_thief Load to: Funnette Pulanski
M 16698 spec_nasty Load to: Leyland Palmor
M 16699 spec_cast_undead Load to: A wandering ghost
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#RESETS
D 0 16600 0 2 * The north door of A Smelly Log Cabin is closed and locked
D 0 16601 2 1 * The south door of Dead Dog Farm is closed
D 0 16613 3 1 * The west door of The Yellow Hall is closed
D 0 16614 1 1 * The east door of The Great Northern's Storage Area is closed
D 0 16614 3 1 * The west door of The Great Northern's Storage Area is closed
D 0 16614 5 2 * The down door of The Great Northern's Storage Area is closed and locked
D 0 16615 4 2 * The up door of The Great Northern's Wine Cellar is closed and locked
D 0 16616 1 1 * The east door of The Great Northern's Recreation Room is closed
D 0 16618 1 1 * The east door of 2nd Floor Hallway is closed
D 0 16618 3 2 * The west door of 2nd Floor Hallway is closed and locked
D 0 16619 1 2 * The east door of Room Number 230 of the Great Northern is closed and locked
D 0 16620 3 1 * The west door of Room 240 of the Great Northern is closed
D 0 16621 2 1 * The south door of 2nd Floor Hallway is closed
D 0 16625 0 1 * The north door of Limber Balls Inn, Room 1 is closed
D 0 16628 1 1 * The east door of Twin Peaks Proper is closed
D 0 16630 3 1 * The west door of The Double D Diner is closed
D 0 16631 1 1 * The east door of Sparkwood Street is closed
D 0 16631 3 2 * The west door of Sparkwood Street is closed and locked
D 0 16631 4 1 * The up door of Sparkwood Street is closed
D 0 16632 1 2 * The east door of The Wayward Residence is closed and locked
D 0 16633 3 1 * The west door of The Palmor's House is closed
D 0 16634 1 2 * The east door of Dr. Jakobee's House is closed and locked
D 0 16635 1 1 * The east door of 200 Sparkwood Street is closed
D 0 16635 3 2 * The west door of 200 Sparkwood Street is closed and locked
D 0 16636 1 2 * The east door of The Brigs Residence is closed and locked
D 0 16637 3 1 * The west door of Twin Peeks Guild Hall is closed
D 0 16638 3 2 * The west door of 300 Sparkwood Street is closed and locked
D 0 16640 3 2 * The west door of Sheriff's Station is closed and locked
D 0 16641 1 2 * The east door of Station's Reception Room is closed and locked
D 0 16643 0 2 * The north door of Interrogation Room is closed and locked
D 0 16643 2 2 * The south door of Interrogation Room is closed and locked
D 0 16643 3 2 * The west door of Interrogation Room is closed and locked
D 0 16644 2 2 * The south door of Jail Cell No.1 is closed and locked
D 0 16645 1 2 * The east door of Jail Cell No.2 is closed and locked
D 0 16646 0 2 * The north door of Jail Cell No.3 is closed and locked
D 0 16647 3 2 * The west door of The Packhard Sawmill is closed and locked
D 0 16648 2 1 * The south door of One-Eyed Flaps is closed
D 0 16649 1 1 * The east door of Packhard Residence is closed
D 0 16650 1 1 * The east door of Twin Peeks Hospital is closed
D 0 16651 2 1 * The south door of 100 Old Mill Rd. is closed
D 0 16652 3 2 * The west door of 12 Trees Vortex is closed and locked
D 0 16652 4 2 * The up door of 12 Trees Vortex is closed and locked
D 0 16653 1 2 * The east door of Old Mill Rd. and Pinewood Ct. is closed and locked
D 0 16653 2 1 * The south door of Old Mill Rd. and Pinewood Ct. is closed
D 0 16654 1 2 * The east door of 100 Pinewood Court is closed and locked
D 0 16655 1 2 * The east door of 12 Trees Hill is closed and locked
D 0 16655 5 2 * The down door of 12 Trees Hill is closed and locked
D 0 16656 3 2 * The west door of Harold's Living Room is closed and locked
D 0 16658 5 1 * The down door of Above Sparkwood Street is closed
D 0 16659 0 1 * The north door of The Bookhouse is closed
D 0 16660 3 1 * The west door of 200 Pinewood Court is closed
D 0 16663 3 2 * The west door of Highway 21, 1 Mile Marker is closed and locked
D 0 16664 3 1 * The west door of Highway 21 and Saint Vwadek St. is closed
D 0 16666 2 2 * The south door of Saint Vwadek St. and Saint Mies Ave. is closed and locked
D 0 16668 0 2 * The north door of The Toadhouse Pub is closed and locked
D 0 16674 1 2 * The east door of Highway 21 and Saint Schulte St. is closed and locked
D 0 16675 0 1 * The north door of 100 W. Saint Schulte Street is closed
D 0 16676 2 1 * The south door of W. Saint Schulte St. and Thrasher Lane is closed
D 0 16677 1 2 * The east door of A Dark, Dirty Path is closed and locked
D 0 16678 0 1 * The north door of Leoh Donson's Place is closed
D 0 16679 0 1 * The north door of Thrasher Woods is closed
D 0 16679 2 2 * The south door of Thrasher Woods is closed and locked
D 0 16679 3 2 * The west door of Thrasher Woods is closed and locked
D 0 16685 4 2 * The up door of 12 Trees Clearing is closed and locked
D 0 16686 2 1 * The south door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16686 5 2 * The down door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed and locked
D 0 16687 4 1 * The up door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16688 4 1 * The up door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16690 0 1 * The north door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16690 4 2 * The up door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed and locked
D 0 16691 5 1 * The down door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16692 5 1 * The down door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed
D 0 16694 5 2 * The down door of THE BLACK LODGE is closed and locked
D 0 16696 3 2 * The west door of Mrs. Tremound's Home is closed and locked
D 0 16697 1 2 * The east door of A Bridge Over Troubled Water is closed and locked
M 0 16600 1 16600 1 * Load Madame Log
G 0 16600 -1 * A jar of scorched oil is given to Madame Log
G 0 16684 -1 * A burning, red cedar log is given to Madame Log
M 0 16601 1 16601 1 * Load John Jenault
E 0 16601 13 13 * {ca pouched, french canadian girdle{x is loaded around the waist of John Jenault
M 0 16602 1 16602 1 * Load Kamal the Innkeeper
E 0 16602 5 5 * A black-striped, maroon polo shirt is loaded on the torso of Kamal the Innkeeper
M 0 16680 3 16602 1 * Load Jozwiak's ex-lover
M 0 16617 3 16602 1 * Load Jozwiak's sinister enemy
E 0 16615 17 17 * A map of twin peeks is loaded held in the hands of Jozwiak's sinister enemy
M 0 16617 3 16603 1 * Load Jozwiak's sinister enemy
M 0 16680 3 16603 1 * Load Jozwiak's ex-lover
E 0 16615 17 17 * A map of twin peeks is loaded held in the hands of Jozwiak's ex-lover
M 0 16603 1 16603 1 * Load Lexy the Ex-Exotic Dancer
G 0 16632 -1 * An elixer of refuge is given to Lexy the Ex-Exotic Dancer
M 0 16617 3 16604 1 * Load Jozwiak's sinister enemy
M 0 16680 3 16604 1 * Load Jozwiak's ex-lover
M 0 16604 1 16604 1 * Load Christie the exotic dancer
E 0 16615 17 17 * A map of twin peeks is loaded held in the hands of Christie the exotic dancer
M 0 16605 1 16605 1 * Load Bassam
E 0 16605 13 13 * {ra bloody mary utility belt{x is loaded around the waist of Bassam
M 0 16606 1 16606 1 * Load Robert Rikard the Fortean
E 0 16606 8 8 * An extraterrestrial's grey shoes is loaded on the feet of Robert Rikard the Fortean
M 0 16626 3 16606 1 * Load a Hawaiian man
M 0 16638 3 16606 1 * Load a Persian woman
M 0 16607 1 16607 1 * Load Paul Seveking the Fortean
E 0 16607 10 10 * Some alien implants is loaded on the arms of Paul Seveking the Fortean
M 0 16608 1 16608 1 * Load Lou
E 0 16615 17 17 * A map of twin peeks is loaded held in the hands of Lou
M 0 16609 1 16609 1 * Load Swaggert
E 0 16609 14 14 * A rosary beads bracelet is loaded on the left wrist of Swaggert
M 0 16610 1 16610 1 * Load Uncle Gug Sweeney
E 0 16610 16 16 * A long, vibrating microphone is loaded wielded of Uncle Gug Sweeney
M 0 16657 3 16610 1 * Load A mean union man
M 0 16658 3 16610 1 * Load a confederate woman
M 0 16611 1 16611 1 * Load King George Forman
E 0 16611 9 9 * Some tawny knockout gauntlets is loaded on the hands of King George Forman
M 0 16657 3 16611 1 * Load A mean union man
M 0 16658 3 16611 1 * Load a confederate woman
M 0 16626 3 16612 1 * Load a Hawaiian man
M 0 16638 3 16612 1 * Load a Persian woman
M 0 16612 1 16612 1 * Load Sunshine
E 0 16615 17 17 * A map of twin peeks is loaded held in the hands of Sunshine
E 0 16620 16 16 * {c a huge{r red tipped{c hair pin{x is loaded wielded of Sunshine
M 0 16626 4 16613 1 * Load a Hawaiian man
M 0 16638 4 16613 1 * Load a Persian woman
M 0 16613 1 16613 1 * Load Sweety
E 0 16613 2 2 * An equal rights ring is loaded on the right finger of Sweety
G 0 16613 -1 * An equal rights ring is given to Sweety
M 0 16614 1 16614 1 * Load The Ghoul of Parma
G 0 16632 -1 * An elixer of refuge is given to The Ghoul of Parma
M 0 16615 1 16615 1 * Load Jerry Horn
G 0 16604 -1 * A bloodshot, dilated, weeping blue eye is given to Jerry Horn
M 0 16616 1 16616 1 * Load Dad
G 0 16632 -1 * An elixer of refuge is given to Dad
M 0 16657 3 16616 1 * Load A mean union man
M 0 16658 3 16616 1 * Load a confederate woman
M 0 16619 1 16619 1 * Load The Good Dale Kooper
E 0 16616 11 11 * A clan mcclown shield is loaded as a shield of The Good Dale Kooper
M 0 16618 1 16619 1 * Load Good Audrey Horn
E 0 16608 15 15 * A viridescent, gamma-ray irradiated bracer is loaded on the right wrist of Good Audrey Horn
M 0 16631 1 16620 1 * Load Nadeen Burly
G 0 16603 -1 * Innkeeper's key is given to Nadeen Burly
M 0 16620 1 16620 1 * Load Mike Half-Nelson
G 0 16618 -1 * A bottle of wine and a cup of coffee is given to Mike Half-Nelson
M 0 16623 1 16623 1 * Load Fanny Bob Blackbird
E 0 16623 16 16 * A get thee to a nunnery broom is loaded wielded of Fanny Bob Blackbird
E 0 16669 17 17 * A boy scout badge is loaded held in the hands of Fanny Bob Blackbird
M 0 16653 1 16625 1 * Load Catt Fartelle
E 0 16653 16 16 * A large, expensive, rusty can of mace is loaded wielded of Catt Fartelle
M 0 16625 1 16625 1 * Load Ten Horn
E 0 16625 16 16 * A faded, navy blue, pin-striped umbrella is loaded wielded of Ten Horn
M 0 16662 3 16627 1 * Load One of the wicked men
M 0 16664 3 16627 1 * Load a nice girl
M 0 16628 1 16628 1 * Load Albert Hosenfield
M 0 16662 3 16628 1 * Load One of the wicked men
M 0 16664 3 16628 1 * Load a nice girl
M 0 16662 3 16629 1 * Load One of the wicked men
M 0 16664 3 16629 1 * Load a nice girl
M 0 16629 1 16629 1 * Load Big-Head
E 0 16633 16 16 * {b an icy blue long sword{x is loaded wielded of Big-Head
M 0 16651 1 16630 1 * Load Dank Jenningsly
G 0 16635 -1 * A key with a beaver cleaver figure on it is given to Dank Jenningsly
E 0 16621 16 16 * {r a hot, buttered cooking knife{x is loaded wielded of Dank Jenningsly
M 0 16665 3 16631 1 * Load One of Prick's evil lovers
M 0 16666 3 16631 1 * Load A goody goody
M 0 16632 1 16632 1 * Load Eileen Wayward
G 0 16629 -1 * A pair of norma's silver charlemagne earrings is given to Eileen Wayward
M 0 16633 1 16633 1 * Load Sarah Palmor
G 0 16619 -1 * A major's credit card is given to Sarah Palmor
M 0 16634 1 16634 1 * Load Dr. Jakobee
E 0 16634 18 18 * The scent of the perfume laura used to wear is loaded floating of Dr. Jakobee
M 0 16635 1 16635 1 * Load Prick Tremane
M 0 16665 3 16635 1 * Load One of Prick's evil lovers
M 0 16666 3 16635 1 * Load A goody goody
M 0 16636 1 16636 1 * Load Bettie Brigs
E 0 16636 19 19 * A pair of light-weight reading glasses is loaded on the eyes of Bettie Brigs
M 0 16637 1 16637 1 * Load Sarah
E 0 16637 17 17 * A black, white-tipped, mucous-drenched wand is loaded held in the hands of Sarah
M 0 16639 1 16638 1 * Load Gordung Coal
G 0 16664 -1 * An endless supply of coffee is given to Gordung Coal
M 0 16665 3 16638 1 * Load One of Prick's evil lovers
M 0 16666 3 16638 1 * Load A goody goody
M 0 16667 3 16639 1 * Load a vile whore
M 0 16669 3 16639 1 * Load a holy mother
M 0 16640 1 16640 1 * Load Deputy Handy Brennun
E 0 16667 3 3 * A tarnished necklace with a gigantic crucifix is loaded around the neck (1) of Deputy Handy Brennun
G 0 16632 -1 * An elixer of refuge is given to Deputy Handy Brennun
G 0 16632 -1 * An elixer of refuge is given to Deputy Handy Brennun
G 0 16667 -1 * A tarnished necklace with a gigantic crucifix is given to Deputy Handy Brennun
M 0 16641 1 16641 1 * Load Bewitching Lucy Moron
E 0 16641 1 1 * A bright, burgundy, black lodge ring is loaded on the left finger of Bewitching Lucy Moron
G 0 16641 -1 * A bright, burgundy, black lodge ring is given to Bewitching Lucy Moron
M 0 16642 1 16642 1 * Load Sheriff Harry Twomen
E 0 16642 6 6 * A black-as-day-during-a-solar-eclipse cowboy hat is loaded over the head of Sheriff Harry Twomen
M 0 16643 1 16643 1 * Load Waldoh
E 0 16643 16 16 * A bird-poop covered limb from an oak tree is loaded wielded of Waldoh
G 0 16699 -1 * A turkey dinner stuffed with a file is given to Waldoh
M 0 16644 1 16644 1 * Load Robber Mobby Brigs
E 0 16617 16 16 * Da awe-inspiring axe that mobby stole is loaded wielded of Robber Mobby Brigs
M 0 16645 1 16645 1 * Load Dilip Gethard
E 0 16645 16 16 * A long, mutated, once rotting, severed arm is loaded wielded of Dilip Gethard
M 0 16646 1 16646 1 * Load Barland
E 0 16646 16 16 * A grey alien's superkalafragiolistic expeealado cane is loaded wielded of Barland
E 0 16672 13 13 * A pair of{c translucent{x thongs is loaded around the waist of Barland
M 0 16647 1 16647 1 * Load Josee Packhard's Ghost
E 0 16680 15 15 * A warped, fungus coated, dominos bracelet is loaded on the right wrist of Josee Packhard's Ghost
G 0 16647 -1 * Fear incarnate is given to Josee Packhard's Ghost
O 0 16632 0 16647 * An elixer of refuge loaded to The Packhard Sawmill
M 0 16648 1 16648 1 * Load Blackee O'Defilemee
G 0 16648 -1 * A huge, knotted, cherry stem is given to Blackee O'Defilemee
G 0 16677 -1 * A bunch of lucky{y chocolate{x coins is given to Blackee O'Defilemee
G 0 16677 -1 * A bunch of lucky{y chocolate{x coins is given to Blackee O'Defilemee
O 0 16677 0 16648 * A bunch of lucky{y chocolate{x coins loaded to One-Eyed Flaps
M 0 16649 1 16649 1 * Load Peat Fartelle
E 0 16649 4 4 * An oily, mauve chain from a plum-colored chainsaw is loaded around the neck (2) of Peat Fartelle
G 0 16665 -1 * Not a teeter tawter but a saw is given to Peat Fartelle
M 0 16650 1 16650 1 * Load Boob Dydecker
E 0 16650 4 4 * The broken collar bone of a donkey is loaded around the neck (2) of Boob Dydecker
M 0 16630 1 16651 1 * Load Norma Jenningsly
E 0 16651 12 12 * {wa pocketed double d apron{x is loaded about the shoulders of Norma Jenningsly
G 0 16628 -1 * Non-vegetable meal is given to Norma Jenningsly
G 0 16630 -1 * Old lady's meal is given to Norma Jenningsly
M 0 16667 3 16651 1 * Load a vile whore
M 0 16669 3 16651 1 * Load a holy mother
O 0 16685 0 16652 * Angel wine loaded to 12 Trees Vortex
M 0 16652 1 16652 1 * Load Denniss Bison
E 0 16652 7 7 * A pair of lavender lowlander leggings is loaded on the legs of Denniss Bison
M 0 16667 3 16653 1 * Load a vile whore
M 0 16669 3 16653 1 * Load a holy mother
M 0 16654 1 16654 1 * Load Friar Will Wayward
E 0 16654 19 19 * A pair of one-inch thick bifocals is loaded on the eyes of Friar Will Wayward
O 0 16685 0 16655 * Angel wine loaded to 12 Trees Hill
M 0 16655 1 16655 1 * Load Deneese Bison
E 0 16655 12 12 * A ripped, sheer, silk nightgown is loaded about the shoulders of Deneese Bison
M 0 16656 1 16656 1 * Load Harold Smythe
G 0 16656 -1 * A pair of laura palmor's gold, teddy-bear earrings is given to Harold Smythe
O 0 16614 0 16657 * A sign loaded to Twin Peeks
M 0 16627 1 16658 1 * Load James Burly
G 0 16627 -1 * A video tape is given to James Burly
M 0 16659 1 16659 1 * Load Deputy Ren Hawke
E 0 16659 16 16 * A pretty indian girl's long, braided, pony tail is loaded wielded of Deputy Ren Hawke
M 0 16660 1 16660 1 * Load Donna Wayward
G 0 16660 -1 * A rock crusher is given to Donna Wayward
M 0 16661 1 16661 1 * Load Tremound's Grandson
E 0 16661 17 17 * A 16 year old, hard, purple salami is loaded held in the hands of Tremound's Grandson
M 0 16670 3 16661 1 * Load a base man
M 0 16676 3 16661 1 * Load a virtuous old lady
M 0 16670 3 16662 1 * Load a base man
M 0 16676 3 16662 1 * Load a virtuous old lady
M 0 16663 1 16663 1 * Load Norwegian Beauty
G 0 16663 -1 * A rancid bottle of beer is given to Norwegian Beauty
M 0 16670 1 16663 13 * Load a base man
M 0 16676 3 16663 1 * Load a virtuous old lady
M 0 16677 3 16664 1 * Load a corrupt man
M 0 16679 3 16664 1 * Load a moral virgin
M 0 16677 3 16665 1 * Load a corrupt man
M 0 16679 1 16665 13 * Load a moral virgin
M 0 16668 1 16668 1 * Load Lahna Buttring Milkcurd
G 0 16668 -1 * The 3 carat diamond ring guggy dilford gave lahna is given to Lahna Buttring Milkcurd
M 0 16672 1 16669 1 * Load Jack
E 0 16639 11 11 * The poop-covered bottom of waldoh's birdcage is loaded as a shield of Jack
M 0 16673 1 16670 1 * Load Fanny Blackfern
E 0 16686 9 9 * A pair of anti-wrist-slitting, 100% cotton gloves is loaded on the hands of Fanny Blackfern
G 0 16673 -1 * The essence of queen fanny is given to Fanny Blackfern
M 0 16671 1 16671 1 * Load Jewely Kruze
E 0 16671 6 6 * A sun-drenched, blond-haired scalp of a song bird is loaded over the head of Jewely Kruze
O 0 16674 0 16671 * Jewely loaded to The Toadhouse's Stage and Dance-Floor
M 0 16681 1 16671 1 * Load A mean union man
M 0 16682 1 16671 1 * Load A goody goody
M 0 16683 1 16671 1 * Load An Angelic Greek Woman
M 0 16674 1 16674 1 * Load Andrewg Packhard
E 0 16681 14 14 * An anti-eckbard bracer of white noise is loaded on the left wrist of Andrewg Packhard
M 0 16677 3 16674 1 * Load a corrupt man
M 0 16679 3 16674 1 * Load a moral virgin
M 0 16675 1 16675 1 * Load Thomass Eckbard
E 0 16682 10 10 * Some tough, towering, ticking vambraces is loaded on the arms of Thomass Eckbard
M 0 16621 3 16675 1 * Load An evil Norwegian
M 0 16622 3 16675 1 * Load An Angelic Greek Woman
O 0 16632 0 16675 * An elixer of refuge loaded to 100 W. Saint Schulte Street
M 0 16621 3 16676 1 * Load An evil Norwegian
M 0 16622 3 16676 1 * Load An Angelic Greek Woman
M 0 16699 1 16677 1 * Load A wandering ghost
M 0 16678 1 16678 1 * Load Jelly Donson
E 0 16683 8 8 * A pair of rubber 'souled' moccasins is loaded on the feet of Jelly Donson
G 0 16662 -1 * A skeleton log is given to Jelly Donson
M 0 16621 3 16679 1 * Load An evil Norwegian
M 0 16622 3 16679 1 * Load An Angelic Greek Woman
O 0 16685 0 16685 * Angel wine loaded to 12 Trees Clearing
M 0 16687 1 16687 1 * Load The Dancing Dwarf
E 0 16687 5 5 * A creepy, crawling crimson suit is loaded on the torso of The Dancing Dwarf
M 0 16688 1 16688 1 * Load An Elderly Waiter
E 0 16688 16 16 * A long, hard, pinched loaf of french bread is loaded wielded of An Elderly Waiter
M 0 16694 1 16689 1 * Load Caring Karoline
E 0 16689 15 15 * The vinaceous bracelet of the virgin mary is loaded on the right wrist of Caring Karoline
M 0 16690 1 16690 1 * Load Winsome Earl
E 0 16675 16 16 * The icy cold sabre of cousin it is loaded wielded of Winsome Earl
G 0 16679 -1 * Horror and anger in its purest state is given to Winsome Earl
M 0 16691 1 16691 1 * Load Leybob Palmor
E 0 16690 16 16 * A frost giant banker's femur is loaded wielded of Leybob Palmor
M 0 16692 1 16692 1 * Load Lurch Giant
E 0 16676 16 16 * The marquis de sade's limp, wet noodle is loaded wielded of Lurch Giant
M 0 16693 1 16693 1 * Load Laura Bobby Palmor
E 0 16693 16 16 * A contaminated coke miner's spoon is loaded wielded of Laura Bobby Palmor
M 0 16689 1 16694 1 * Load Maddalin Furgasin
E 0 16694 16 16 * A bouquet of opalescent roses is loaded wielded of Maddalin Furgasin
O 0 16622 0 16694 * Red velvet drape to wrathful riches loaded to THE BLACK LODGE
M 0 16695 1 16695 1 * Load Dale Bob Kooper
E 0 16695 16 16 * An aquamarine, .38 special, destroyer of trees is loaded wielded of Dale Bob Kooper
M 0 16696 1 16696 1 * Load Mrs. Tremound
E 0 16666 12 12 * A portal to the mystical gardens qwest is loaded about the shoulders of Mrs. Tremound
E 0 16696 16 16 * The hairy, razor sharp comb of old lady tremound is loaded wielded of Mrs. Tremound
M 0 16697 1 16697 1 * Load Funnette Pulanski
E 0 16697 18 18 * A one-eyed flaps poker chip is loaded floating of Funnette Pulanski
M 0 16698 1 16698 1 * Load Leyland Palmor
G 0 16698 -1 * A flashlight is given to Leyland Palmor
E 0 16658 3 3 * A silver necklace with a broken heart pendant is loaded around the neck (1) of Leyland Palmor
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