#        h = hostile action, i = ignore if you are ALOOF.
#
# A %~ indicates him/her, %^ indicates his/her.
#                           (note the subtle difference :-) )
# %~ him/her.
# %^ his/her.
# %a is actor, the person who performs the action.
# %t means the name of the target for that action.
# %<str1%:str2%> selects str1 if TARGET is male, str2 if target is female.
# %[str1%/str2%] selects str1 if ACTOR is male, str2 if actor is female.
#
# for the last two, both str1 and str2 may contain % codes, example:
# string str1%<str2%/str3%<str4%/str5%>str6%>str7
# if target is male, the result will be str1str2str7
# if target is female, the result will be str1str3str5str6str7
# str4 will never show, since it is the male text inside a portion that is
# only handled when the target is female.
#
# command sahiotf
# message-list
#
# s = single, takes a target as argument.
# a = all, may be directed to all in a room, no target as argument.
# h = hostile.
# i = wizards may ignore this action if performed by mortals.
# o = object, may take an object as argument (use %o in messages).
# t = text, may take a text as argument (use %m in messages).
# f = far, target do not have to be in the same room as actor.
# message-list is a list of messages of the following form.
# type:message
# type is one of: all, me, target, sender, others.
# if type is a, then all and me must both be present.
# if type is s then target and sender must both be present.
# either type a or s should be specified, a is assumed if neither is
# present.
#
# in the messaages the following codes are defined:
#
# %~ refer to him/her depending on gender of actor in all messages except
# 'sender' where it refer to gender of target.
# %^ refer to his/her but otherwise like %~.
# %a is name of actor.
# %t is name of target.
# %o is name of object if o is present.
# %m is the message text if t is present.
# %[...x...%/...y...%]  select string x if ACTOR is male, otherwise string y.
# %<...x...%:...y...%>  as above but if TARGET instead of actor.
#
# if command has 's' option defined and others is missing, no message
# will be sent and the only people who receive notice is the performer
# and target of the action.
#
# (By Alf)
# severely rewritten and fussed over by Rex (96mowry@matt.alma.edu)
# added to, and colourised by Belegur

:accuse s
target:%a points a finger at you and screams '%&+W<He%:She%>&* did it! Not me!'
sender:%&+W<He%:She%>&* did it! Not me!
others:%a points a finger at %t and yells '%&+W<He%:She%>&* did it!'

:ache a
all:%a chokes out '&+YIbuprofen&*... I need ibuprofen...'
me:You choke out 'Ibuprofen... I need ibuprofen...'

:ack a
all:%a &+yacks&* in disgust.
me:What a horrid thought!

:aguitar a
all:%a plays a mean solo on %^ air guitar.
me:Lemme guess... you're with the band?

:aikido asi
all:%a screams '&+YAieeeeeYAH!&*' and breaks a board with %^ forehead.
me:You scream '&+YAieeeeYAH!&*' and break a board with your forehead.
target:%a makes mighty hand motions indicating that you are toast.
sender:You make a lot of impressive hand motions at %t.
others:%a makes some sort of impressive hand motions at %t.

:annoy s
target:%a plagues you with a &+gmillion&* questions.
sender:You annoy the hell out of %t.
others:%a plagues %t with a million annoying questions.

:applaud as
target:%a gives you a round of applause!
sender:You applaud %t.
others:%a applauds %t on %<his%:her%> great performance.
all:%a gives a round of applause.
me:You applaud wholeheartedly.

:argh a
all:%a screams '&+WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!&*'
me:*SIGH!!!!*

:arm s
target:%a slips an arm around your waist.
sender:You slip your arm around %t's waist.
others:%a slips %^ arm around %t's waist.
 
:arms s
target:%a wraps %^ arms around you and pulls you close to %~.
sender:You wrap your arms around %t, pulling %~ close.
others:%a wraps %^ arms around %t, and pulls %<him%:her%> close.

:aww a
me:Isn't that &+gCUTE?!&*
all:%a gets a blissful look on %^ face and says 'Awwww....'

:backrub si
target:%a gives you a backrub.  Ahhhh....
sender:You give %t a backrub.
others:%a gives %t a backrub.

:bark as
target:%a barks at you playfully!
sender:You bark at %t.
others:%a barks at %t playfully.
all:%a barks playfully.
me:Ruff ruff!

:barney as
target:Barney bounces into the room and gives you a &+GBIG&* hug!
sender:You sic Barney on %t.
others:Barney bounces into the room and gives %t a &+GBIG&* hug!
all:Barney bounces into the room singing 'I love you... you love me...'
me:I can't believe you just subjected these poor people to that &+RTHING&*.

:beam as
target:%a looks at you and beams.
sender:You should brush your teeth more often.
others:%a beams at %t.
all:%a gets a sickeningly happy smile on %^ face.
me:Oh Puhleeeeeeze...

:beckon si
target:%a beckons you to come to %~.
sender:You beckon for %t to come to you.
others:%a beckons %t.

:beer sa
target:%a buys you a beer.
sender:This round's on you, eh?
others:%a buys %t a beer.
all:%a buys you a beer.
me:How generous!

:beg asi
all:%a begs the Gods for mercy.
me:The Gods fall down laughing at your request for mercy.
target:%a is desperately trying to squeeze a few coins from you.
sender:You leech!
others:%a is desperately trying to squeeze a few coins from %t.

:bhand si
target:%a hits you across the face with the back of %^ hand.
sender:You hit %t &+YREALLY&* hard!
others:%a hits %t so hard that %<he%:she%> loses %<his%:her%> balance!

:bhug s
target:%a runs toward you, jumps into your arms and gives you a great big hug!
sender:You run up and give %t a great big hug!
others:%a runs into %t's arms and gives %<him%:her%> a big hug.

:bite s
target:%a bends over and bites you firmly on the ass!
sender:You bite %t.
others:%a bends over and bites %t firmly on the ass!

:bkiss sl
target:%a blows you a kiss.
sender:You blow %t a kiss.
others:%a blows %t a kiss.

:blam a
all:%a goes mad, and pulls out a &+WUzi!&* &+RBLAM BLAM BLAM!!&*
me:You go mad, pull out a Uzi, and kill everything in sight!

:blanket a
all:%a summons a blanket and hides under it, shaking.
me:What a wimp!

:bleh a
all:%a sticks a finger down %~ throat, gagging.  Bleh!
me:Bleh... not cool.

:blink sa
all:%a blinks %^ eyes in disbelief!
me:Blink, blink!
target:%a blinks at you in disbelief!
sender:You blink at %t in disbelief!
others:%a blinks at %t in disbelief!

:blush a
all:%a looks embarrassed, and then turns bright &+Rred&*.
me:Oh how &+YEMBARRASSING!&* 

:bod a
all:%a wishes a hole would open up in the ground and swallow %~.
me:That bad huh?

:bomb si
target:%a sneaks up behind you, lights a bomb, and &+RBOOM!&* you're toast!
sender:You sneak up on %t and light a bomb, and &+RBOOM!&* %<he%:she%>'s toast!
others:%a sneaks up on %t, lights a bomb, and &+RBOOM!&* %<he%:she%> is toast!

:boo as
target:%a runs up behind you and screams '&+YBOO!!!!!&*'
sender:You scare %t half to death!
others:%a runs up behind %t and scares %<him%:her%> half to death!
me:Oooh... you are SCARY!
all:%a screams '&+YBOO!!!!&*' at the top of %^ lungs.

:boomer fis
target:%a throws a boomerang! THWACK! It hits you in the head and returns to %~.
sender:You hurl a boomerang at %t's head!
others:%a throws a boomerang at %t.  It bounces off with a THUD and comes back.

:bop s
target:%a bops you on the head!
sender:You bop %t on the head.
others:You watch in disbelief as %a bops %t over %<his%:her%> head!

:bored a
me:Yah Yah... but I guess it's not as bad as studying for that test you have.
all:%a is BORED!!!! (yet is not about to go do real life things ;)

:bounce a
all:%a bounces around.
me:B O I N G !!

:bow sa
all:%a bows gracefully.
me:You bow to your audience.
target:%a bows before you.
sender:You bow to %t.
others:%a bows to %t.

:brb a
all:%a is going to be idle... free-for-all!  *grin*
me:Beware... strange things have happened to idle players...
 
:bucket sa
all:%a fetches a bucket so that %[he%/she%] doesn't puke on the floor.
me:You're so considerate.
target:%a fetches a bucket of &+Wice&* water and pours it all over you!
sender:How heartless!
others:%a fetches a bucket of &+Wice&* water and pours it all over %t!

:bs sa
all:%a thinks that this is just a lot of BS.
me:You think that this is just ridiculous.
target:%a thinks you are full of BS.
sender:So you think %t is a dork, eh?
others:%a thinks that %t is full of BS.

:bsy
all:%a waves enigmatically and says 'Be seeing you'.
me:You wave enigmatically and say 'Be seeing you'.

:burp ai
all:%a &+yburps&* rudely.
me:Excuse yourself!

:bye a
all:%a waves bye bye!
me:You wave bye bye!

:cackle as
target:%a points at you and cackles with glee!
sender:You point a finger at %t and cackle gleefully.
others:%a points a finger at %t and cackles with glee!
all:%a throws back %^ head and cackles with glee!
me:You cackle gleefully.

:caress s
target:%a slides %^ hand gently over your skin.
sender:Doesn't %<he%:she%> have the softest skin?
others:%a gently caresses %t.

:censor asi
all:%a censors %~self.
me:&+R<CENSORED>&*
target:%a slaps a sign that says '&+RCENSORED&*' over your mouth!
sender:You have censored %t.
others:%a slaps a sign that says '&+RCENSORED&*' over %t's mouth.

:cheer as
target:%a cheers you on!
sender:You cheer %t on.
others:%a cheers %t on!
all:%a cheers with great gusto!
me:You cheer wholeheartedly.

:chuckle as
target:%a chuckles politely at you.
sender:You chuckle at %t.
others:%a chuckles at %t.
all:%a chuckles politely.
me:You chuckle politely.

:clap a
all:%a claps wildly!
me:You clap wildly!

:cling as
all:%a clings to the wall in fear.
me:CHICKEN!
target:%a clings to you.
others:%a clings to %t.
sender:You cling to %t.

:cmon s
target:%a tells you 'cmon!'
others:%a tells %t to get a move on.
sender:Impatient are we?

:comb a
all:%a combs %^ hair.  &+YSparks fly!&*
me:You comb your hair.  Perfect!

:comfort s
target:%a comforts you and offers %^ sympathy.
sender:Aww, you are so sweet.
others:%a comforts %t, and offers %^ sympathy.

:comhug s
target:%a tries to comfort you with a big hug.
sender:You try to comfort %t with a big hug.
others:%a tries to comfort %t with a big hug.

:confuse as
all:%a is totally confused.
me:You succeed in confusing yourself totally.
target:%a has confused you so much that your head spins.
sender:You make no sense whatsoever!
others:%a is confusing %t.

:congrat s
target:%a congratulates you on a job well-done.
sender:You congratulate %t.
others:%a congratulates %t on a job well-done.

:cough a
all:%a coughs noisily.
me:Cover your mouth when you do that!

:count a
all:%a counts on %^ fingers: 1...2...5!
me:You count on your fingers.

:cow a
all:%a's eyeballs bulge out of %^ head as %[&+Yhe&*%/she%] gives birth to a cow!
me:Now you know what true pain is!

:cower as
all:%a cowers in the corner.
me:What a wimp!
target:%a cowers in fear of your wrath!
others:%a cowers in the corner in fear of %t.
sender:You cower in fear of %t.

:cringe as
all:%a cringes.
me:Man, how awful!
target:%a cringes at the sight of you.
others:%a cringes at the sight of %t.
sender:Oh no... %t is back...

:cross as
all:%a holds out a cross and screams '&+YEVIL!!!!&*'
me:&+YEVIL!!!!!!!&*  Get it away!!!!
target:%a holds out a cross, trying to keep you away.
others:%a holds out a cross to keep %t away from %~.
sender:No... &+rBACK! &+RBACK!&*

:cry a
all:%a sniffs and begin to cry.
me:Aww... I'm sorry to hear that.

:csaw si
target:%a grabs a &+Rchainsaw&* and looks at you menacingly!
sender:Oooooh...&+rblood&*, &+rblood&* and &+rguts&*..KILL &+WKILL &+YKILL!!!&*
others:%a grabs a &+Ychainsaw&* and glares at %t menacingly!

:cuddle s
target:%a cuddles you.
sender:You cuddle %t.
others:%a cuddles %t.

:curtsey as
all:%a curtseys gracefully.
me:You curtsey gracefully.
target:%a curtseys gracefully towards you.
sender:You curtsey gracefully towards %t.
others:%a curtseys gracefully towards %t.

:cutfry si
target:%a cuts you up into little bits and fries you up for dinner!
sender:You cut %t up and fry %[him%/her%] up for dinner!
others:%a cuts and fries %t up for dinner.

:dance sa
all:%a dances around in circles and falls down dizzy.
me:Feels silly, doesn't it?
target:%a sweeps you across the dance floor.
sender:You sweep %t off of %^ feet.
others:%a and %t dance.

:deja a
all:%a gets a horrid case of d`eja vu!
me:Don't you HATE that?!

:dika s
target:%a wonders '%t... %t... %t......  do I know a %t?'
sender:Naaah, never heard of %~.
others:%a wonders '%t... %t... %t..... do I know a %t?'

:duck a
me:Yah... you BETTER duck...
all:%a ducks, fearing for %^ life.

:duh a
me:Can you say... 'dense'?  Sure, I knew you could.
all:%a is feeling &+CPRETTY&* dumb right about now.

:eek as
all:%a leaps onto a table and screams '&+WEeeeeeeeeeeek!&*'
me:&+WEeeeeeeeek!&*
target:%a leaps onto a table and screams '&+WEeeeeeeek!&*' at the sight of you.
sender:%t is terrifying!
others:%a leaps onto a table and screams '&+WEeeeeeek!&*' at the sight of %t.

:eh s
target:%a didn't quite understand you.
sender:Listen! sheesh!

:elbow s
target:%a elbows you in the ribs.
sender:That probably hurt!
others:%a elbows %t in the ribs.

:embrace s
target:%a gives you a warm and loving embrace.
sender:What a sweetheart!
others:%a gives %t a warm and loving embrace.

:entwine s
target:%a tangles %^ legs with yours and lies close to you.
sender:Comfy?
others:%a wraps %^self around %t.

:eyes as
me:You roll your eyes.
all:%a rolls %^ eyes.
target:%a rolls %^ eyes at you.
sender:You roll your eyes at %t.
others:%a rolls %^ eyes at %t.

:faint as
all:%a loses consciousness and falls to the floor!
me:Everything gets dark.....
target:%a faints at the sight of you.
sender:%t's face is the last thing you remember.
others:%a takes one look at %t and faints.

:fever s
target:%a checks to see if you have a fever.
sender:Is %<he%:she%> feeling all right?
others:%a checks %t's forehead to see if %<he%:she%> has a fever.

:finger: si
target:%a uses the international sign language, showing you %^ middle finger.
sender:You think %t is a dork, huh? Try to behave.
others:%a shows %t %^ middle finger.

:fkiss: si
target:%a sweeps back your hair, giving you a gentle kiss on your forehead.
sender:You give %t a gentle kiss on the forehead.
others:%a gives %t a gentle kiss on the forehead.

:flex a
me:What a girly-mun.
all:%a flexes %^ muscles, trying to look strong.

:flip a
all:%a flips head over heels.
me:You flip head over heels.

:fnord s
target:%a points a finger at you and shouts '&+MFNORD!&*'
sender:You point a finger at %t and shout '&+MFNORD!&*'
others:%a points a finger at %t and shouts '&+MFNORD!&*'

:fondle s
target:%a fondles you.
sender:You fondle %t.
others:%a fondles %t.

:foot a
all:%a opens %^ mouth and inserts %^ foot.
me:Open mouth, insert foot!

:forgive s
target:%a forgives you...
sender:How sweet of you.
others:%a forgives %t.

:french s
target:%a kisses you deeply and runs %^ tongue along the back of your teeth.
sender:You kiss %t, running your tongue along the back of %<his%:her%> teeth.
others:%a kisses %t, running %^ tongue along the back of %<his%:her%> teeth.

:frood s
target:%a thinks that you are a hoopy frood.
sender:What a hoopy frood!
others:%a thinks that %t is a hoopy frood.

:frown as
all:%a frowns darkly.
me:grr...
target:%a frowns darkly at you.
sender:What did %<he%:she%> do this time?
others:%a frowns darkly at %t.

:fsmile a
all:%a tries to smile, but fails miserably.
me:Better luck next time, eh?

:fthink a
all:%a tries to think, but fails miserably.
me:Better luck next time, eh?

:gag a
all:%a makes a horrid gagging noise.
me:Ooooh.... pretty disgusting, eh?  *cringe*

:gasp as
all:%a gasps in astonishment!
me:Ack!!!
target:%a gasps at your appalling behaviour.
sender:Shocking!
others:%a gasps at %t!

:giggle as
all:%a giggles uncontrollably.
me:You giggle inanely.
target:%a giggles at your manners.
sender:Don't be rude!
others:%a giggles at %t.

:giglge as
all:%a &+Ggiglges&*... typing problems... deal with it.
me:You giglge? Hmm... what the FNORD is a giglge?
target:%a &+Ggiglges&* at you... whatever the &+MFNORD&* that is...
sender:Learn how to type!  Sheesh!
others:%a giglges at %t... whatever...

:gimme a
all:%a screams '&+YGIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*'
me:What a baby!

:girn a
all:%a girns... what the &+MFNORD&* is a girn?
me:You girn... what the &+MFNORD&* is a girn?

:glare s
target:%a fixes you with an &+Wicy&* glare!
sender:You glare icily at %t.
others:%a fixes %t with an &+Wicy&* glare!

:gnite s
target:%a sings 'Good night sweetheart... well.. its time to go..'
sender:You are so cool...

:grin as
all:%a grins evilly.
me:You are so evil!
target:%a grins at you!
sender:Watch it bub!
others:%a grins at %t.

:grindem a
all:%a grins demonically.
me:You are so demonic!

:grit a
all:%a grits %^ teeth.
me:Grr...

:groan a
all:%a groans miserably.
me:Now THAT was a bad one... sheesh...

:growl as
all:%a growls.
me:Hmm... rabies?
target:%a growls at you...
sender:Hmm... rabies?
others:%a growls at %t.

:guilty a
me:Oh... I feel &+YSOOOO&* guilty!
all:%a feels incredibly guilty.

:hair s
target:%a runs %^ fingers through your hair.
sender:You run your fingers through %t's hair.
others:%a runs %^ fingers through %t's hair.

:hand s
target:%a takes your hand.
sender:You take %t's hand.
others:%a takes %t's hand.

:happy a
all:%a is so happy that %[he%/she%] cries!
me:You are so happy you could cry!

:hawk s
target:%a watches you like a hawk.
sender:Don't trust %t, do you?
others:%a watches %t like a hawk.

:head a
all:%a bangs %^ head on the floor about 1000 times.
me:That had to hurt!

:hiccup a
all:%a has a bad case of the hiccups.
me:Hic!  Ow...

:hide s
target:%a hides from you.
sender:You hide from %t.
others:%a tries to hide from %t.

:hifive s
target:%a gives you a powerful high five.
sender:You give %t a powerful high five.
others:Time stands still as %a jumps up and gives %t a powerful high five.

:hmm a
all:%a hmms in deep thoughts.
me:Trying to act pensive eh?

:hold s
target:%a holds you like %[he%/she%] never wants to let go.
sender:You hold %t like you never want to let go.
others:%a holds %t like %[he%/she%] never wants to let go of %<him%:her%>.

:howl a
all:%a howls at the moon.
me:Arrrrrrrrroooooooooooouuuuuuuu!

:hsigh as
all:%a sighs happily.
me:You sigh happily.
target:%a lies %^ head on your shoulder and sighs happily.
sender:You sigh happily on %t's shoulder.
others:%a sighs happily on %t's shoulder.

:hug s
target:%a hugs you close.
sender:You hug %t.
others:%a hugs %t.

:huh s
target:%a blinks %^ eyes, shakes %^ head and says to you 'Huh?'
sender:Duh!
others:%a blinks %^ eyes, shakes %^ head and says 'Huh?' to %t.

:hypno s
target:%a tries to hypnotize you.
sender:%t is getting sleepy....
others:%a tries to hypnotize %t.

:idea a
all:A &+Ylightbulb&* lights up over the top of %a's head!
me:What's on your mind?

:innoc a
all:%a points a finger at %^ chest and says 'Who? ME!?'
me:They made me do it!!!

:jaw a
all:%a's jaw hits the ground in astonishment.
me:Better pick your jaw up off of the ground.

:jinx s
target:%a points at you and yells '&+RJINX!!!&*'
sender:Got %<him%:her%>!
others:%a points at %t and yells '&+RJINX!!!&*'

:khand s
target:%a takes your hand in %[his%/hers%] and kisses it lightly.
sender:You kiss %t's hand.
others:%a kisses %t's hand.

:kick as
all:%a performs a complicated karate kick.
me:HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYA!
target:%a kicks you.  "&+rOoof!&*"
sender:You kick %t.
others:%a kicks %t!

:kiss s
target:%a kisses you deeply.
sender:What a kiss!  I'd rate that an 8!
others:%a kisses %t deeply.

:kneel as
all:%a prostrates %[himself%/herself%] on the ground.
me:You are very devout.
target:%a falls on %[his%/her%] knees before you.
sender:You fall on your knees in front of %t.
others:%a flings %[himself%/herself%] upon %[his%/her%] knees in front of %t.

:kvetch a
all:%a bitches and moans at the state of the world.
me:Oy vey!  You think &+Y*you've*&* got troubles?

:lag a
all:%a is wrestled to the floor by the hideous LagBeast.
me:The LagBeast threatens your connection with a pair of wire cutters.

:lapf s
target:%a climbs into your lap and smiles at you.
sender:You climb into %t's lap.
others:%a climbs into %t's lap and smiles at %<him%:her%>.

:lapm s
target:%a gestures for you to sit on %^ lap.
sender:You feel the need for some body heat!
others:%a gestures for %t to sit on %^ lap.

:late a
all:%a just realized how late it is!
me:Where has the time gone?

:laugh as
all:%a begins to laugh hysterically.
me:You laugh hysterically.
target:%a laughs at you!
sender:Don't be rude!
others:%a laughs at %t.

:lcry a
all:%a laughs so hard that %[he%/she%] cries.
me:You laugh until you cry.

:lick s
target:%a licks you.
sender:You lick %t.
others:%a licks %t.

:lip s
target:%a kisses you sweetly on the lips.
sender:You kiss %t sweetly on the lips.
others:%a kisses %t sweetly on the lips.

:lips a
all:%a licks %^ lips.
me:You lick your lips.

:lkiss s
target:%a kisses your mouth gently, %^ lips lingering.
sender:You kiss %t gently, your lips lingering.
others:%a kisses %t gently, %^ lips lingering.

:loser s
target:%a points at you and yells '&+YLOSER!&*'
sender:What a loser!
others:%a points at %t and yells '&+YLOSER!&*'

:lost a
all:%a feels totally lost.
me:Head spinning yet?

:love as
all:%a seems to shine of internal peace, love, and happiness.
me:You get a feeling of internal peace, love, and happiness inside you.
target:%a whispers to you sweet words of love.
sender:You whisper words of love into %t's ear.
others:%a whispers to %t sweet words of love.

:lurk a
all:%a lurks in the shadows.
me:You lurk in the shadows.

:lust s
target:%a looks at you lustfully.
sender:What a %<hunk%:babe%>!
others:%a looks at %t lustfully.

:massage s
target:%a gives you a very relaxing shoulder massage.
sender:You give %t a shoulder massage.
others:%a gives %t a very relaxing shoulder massage.

:melt s
target:%a melts at your touch.
sender:You melt at %t's touch.
others:%a melts at %t's touch.

:moo as
me:You moo like a cow.
all:%a moos like a cow.
target:%a opens %^ mouth and moos at you.
sender:You moo at %t.
others:%a opens %^ mouth and moos at %t.

:moan a
me:You moan softly.
all:%a moans softly.

:mumble a
me:What?
all:%a mumbles something unintelligable.

:nape s
target:%a nuzzles the nape of your neck and kisses it softly.
sender:You nuzzle the nape of %t's neck and kiss it softly.
others:%a nuzzles the nape of %t's neck and kisses it softly.

:nature a
me:Nature's a'calling!
all:%a says 'brb... nature run'

:nibble s
target:%a nibbles gently on your ear.
sender:You nibble gently on %t's ear.
others:%a nibbles gently on %t's ear.

:nohear s
target:%a covers %^ ears so that %[he%/she%] can't hear you.
sender:You cover your ears so that you can't hear %t.
others:%a covers %^ ears so that %[he%/she%] can't hear you.

:noogie s
target:%a noogies you.
sender:You noogie %t.
others:%a noogies %t.

:nudge s
target:%a nudges you experimentally.
sender:You nudge %t experimentally.  Nope... out like a light.
others:%a nudges %t experimentally.

:nuzzle s
target:%a nuzzles your neck softly.
sender:You nuzzle %t's neck.
others:%a nuzzles %t's neck softly.

:panic a
me:Calm down!  The answer is &+Y4&+G2&+W!&*
all:%a begins to panic.

:peck s
target:%a kisses you lightly on the cheek.
sender:You kiss %t lightly on the cheek.
others:%a kisses %t lightly on the cheek.

:pinch s
target:%a pinches you.  Ouch!
sender:You pinch %t.
others:%a pinches %t.

:pine a
me:You're pining for the fjords.
all:%a pines for the fjords.

:pit s
target:%a picks you up and hurls you into the nearest pit.
sender:You pick up %t and hurl %<him%:her%> into the nearest pit.
others:%a picks up %t and hurls %<him%:her%> into the nearest pit.

:pity s
target:%a pities you.
sender:You pity %t.
others:%a pities %t.

:poke s
target:%a pokes you in the ribs.
sender:You poke %t in the ribs.
others:%a pokes %t in the ribs.

:ponder a
me:Hmmm....
all:%a ponders life, the Universe and everything.

:pout a
me:You pout.
all:%a pouts.

:pounce s
target:%a pounces on your merrily and knocks you to the floor.
sender:You pounce on %t and knock %<him%:her%> to the floor.
others:%a pounces on %t merrily and knocks %<him%:her%> to the floor.

:prod s
target:%a prods you with a cattle poker.
sender:You prod %t with a cattle poker.
others:%a prods %t onward with a cattle poker.

:pthb s
target:%a sticks %^ tongue out at you and says '&+yppppppttthhhbbb!&*  :)~'
sender:You stick your tongue out at %t and  say '&+yppppppttthhhbbb!&*  :)~'
others:%a sticks %^ tongue out at %t and says '&+ypppppttthhhbbbbb!&*  :)~'

:puke a
me:GROSS!
all:%a doubles over and pukes on the floor.

purr s
target:%a purrs softly at your touch.
sender:That feels good!!
:raise a
me:You raise an eyebrow.
all:%a raises an eyebrow quizically.

:rice s
target:%a throws rice at you.
sender:You throw rice at %t.
others:%a throws rice at %t.

:rofl a
me:You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
all:%a rolls on the floor, laughing hysterically.

:rslp as
me:Tu ris et tombes sur le plancher.
all:%a rit et tombe sur le plancher.
target:%a rit a toi comme la personne mechante qu'il soit.
sender:Tu ris a %t comme la personne mechante que tu soit.
others:%a rit a %t.  Comment mechant!

:rub a
me:What evil are you up to now?
all:%a rubs %^ hands together and grins evilly.

:ruffle s
target:%a ruffles your hair playfully.
sender:You ruffle %t's hair.
others:%a ruffles %t's hair playfully.

:salt a
me:You pour salt in your wounds.
all:%a pours salt into %^ wounds.

:salute s
target:%a salutes you.
others:%a salutes %t.
sender:Show some respect!

:scared as
me:Your heart is in your throat!
all:%a is so scared %~ is shivering.
target:%a is frightened by you.
others:%a is frightened of %t.
sender:how frightening!

:scream a
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
all:%a screams bloody murder!

:seduce si
target:%a attempts to seduce you.
others:%a tries to seduce %t.
sender:You try to seduce %t.

:shake as
me:No no no no.
all:%a shakes %^ head.
target:%a shakes hands with you.
others:%a and %t shake hands.
sender:You shake hands with %t.

:shiver a
me:Brrrr....
all:%a shivers.

:shrug a
all:%a shrugs helplessly.
me:You shrug.

:shun s
target:%a turns %^ back to you.
sender:You turn your back on %t with a 'humph.'
others:%a turns %^ back to %t.

:shy as
all:%a shies away into a corner.
me:You shy away into a corner.
target:%a shies away from you.
sender:You shy away from %t.
others:%a shies fearfully away from %t.

:sigh as
all:%a sighs deeply.
me:You sigh.
target:%a leans on your shoulder and sighs heavily.
sender:You sigh on %t's shoulder.
others:%a leans on %t's shoulder and sighs heavily.

:sing a
all:%a sings.  You feel a sudden urge to plug your ears.
me:You offend the ears of the gods.

:slap s
target:%a slaps you hard across the face!
sender:You slap %t.
others:%a slaps %t hard across the face!

:sledge s
target:%a hits you over the head with a sledge hammer.
sender:&+RTHWACK!&*
others:%a hits %t over the head with a sledge hammer.

:sleep a
all:%a falls down sleeping.
me:ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

:smiel as
me:Typing problems again eh?  You smiel.
all:%a smiels.  What the &+MFNORD&* is a smiel?
target:%a smiels at you.... perhaps you should slap %~ for that?
sender:You smiel at %t... let's just hope %<he%:she%> doesn't think you're rude.
others:%a smiels at %t... what the &+MFNORD&* is a smiel?

:smile as
me:You smile.
all:%a smiles.
target:%a smiles at you.
sender:You smile at %t.
others:%a smiles at %t.

:smirk as
me:You smirk.
all:%a smirks.
target:%a smirks at you.
sender:What a dork.
others:%a smirks at %t.

:smooch s
target:%a shows you what a &+RREAL&* kiss is like.
sender:You show %t what a &+RREAL&* kiss is like.
others:%a shows %t what a &+RREAL&* kiss is like.

:snap as
me:You snap your fingers.
all:%a snaps %^ fingers.
target:%a snaps %^ fingers in front of your face to wake you up.
sender:Waaaaakie wakie.
others:%a snaps %^ fingers in front of %t's face to wake %<him%:her%> up.

:sneer as
me:You sneer contemptuously.
all:%a sneers contemptuously.
target:%a sneers at you.
sender:You sneer at %t.
others:%a sneers at %t.

:sneeze a
me:AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHOO!
all:%a sneezes.

:snicker as
me:You snicker.
all:%a snickers.
target:%a snickers at you.
sender:You snicker at %t.
others:%a snickers at %t.

:sniff a
me:You sniff.
all:%a sniffs.

:snore a
me:You snore so loudly that the whole MUD can probably hear you.
all:%a snores loudly.

:snowb s
target:%a packs a snowball and lets it fly... right in your face!
sender:S P L A T!!!
others:%a packs a snowball and lets it fly at %t's face.

:snuggle s
target:%a snuggles up to you.
sender:You snuggle up to %t.
others:%a snuggles up to %t.

:sorry s
target:%a apologizes to you.
sender:You better apologize for that!
others:%a apologizes to %t.

:squeeze s
target:%a takes your hand and squeezes it gently.
sender:You take %t's hand and squeeze it gently.
others:%a takes %t's hand and squeezes it gently.

:squirm a
me:Feeling a bit uncomfortable?
all:%a starts to squirm.

:stare as
me:You stare into space.
all:%a stares innocently into space.
target:%a stares at you.
sender:You stare at %t.
others:%a stares at %t.

:stomp a
me:Act your age... not your IQ.
all:%a stomps %^ feet.

:stretch a
me:Ahh that felt good.
all:%a stretches out all of %^ tight muscles.

:strip a
me:You perform a seductive striptease.
all:%a performs a seductive striptease.

:strut a
me:You strut your stuff!
all:%a struts around the room.

:stupid a
me:Boy do *+W*I*&* feel stupid!
all:%a feels pretty stupid.

:suer a
me:You try to check the suers list.
all:%a tried to check the suers list.

:sulk a
me:You sit down in a corner and sulk.
all:%a goes to the corner to sulk.

:surren as
me:I give up!
all:%a throws %^ hands in the air and shouts '&+YI give up!&*'
target:%a surrenders to you.
sender:You hold up your &+Wwhite&* flag.
others:%a surrenders to %t.

:swat as
me:You swat at a fly that is buzzing annoyingly around your head.
all:%a swats at an annoying fly.
target:%a swats you playfully on the arm.
sender:You swat %t on the arm.
others:%a swats %t playfully on the arm.

:tag sf
target:%a tags you and says '&+YYou're it!&*'
others:%a tags %t and says 'You're it!'
sender:You tag %t.

:tantrum a
me:What a baby...
all:%a throws %^self down on the ground, kicking and screaming.

:tap as
me:Impatient, aren't we...
all:%a taps %^ foot in an impatient manner.
target:%a taps you on the shoulder.
others:%a taps %t on the shoulder.
sender:Hey, you...

:tease s
target:%a teases you relentlessly!
others:%a teases %t relentlessly.
sender:Meanie...

:thank s
target:%a thanks you.
others:%a thanks %t.
sender:Are you truly grateful, or just saying that?

:think as
me:Brain hurting?
all:%a is trying to think.
target:%a is thinking about you.
others:%a is thinking about %t.
sender:You think about %t.

:toe asi
all:%a looks at %^ toes, so %[he%/she%] can count to 20.
me:You count your toes.
target:%a plays footsie with you.
sender:You play footsie with %t.
others:%a plays footsie with %t.

:twiddle a
all:%a twiddles %^ thumbs.
me:Bored?

:twit s
target:%a labels you '&+CTwit&* of the Century'
others:%a labels %t '&+CTwit&* of the Century'
sender:What a twit!

:uhoh a
me:Oh poop....
all:%a realizes %[he%/she%] made a vital error...

:urge s
target:%a uses %^ best persuasive powers on you.
others:%a tries %^ best persuasive powers on %t.
sender:My my, aren't we coercive?

:vbite s
target:%a bites the soft part of your neck!
others:%a bites the soft part of %t's neck!
sender:I vant to zuck your &+rblood&*...

:violin s
target:%a plays 'My Heart Bleeds for You' on the world's smallest violin.
sender:Awww... POOR %t! ;)
others:%a plays for %t on the world's smallest violin.

:wallow a
all:%a wallows in self-pity.
me:Things can't be that bad, can they?

:warcry a
all:%a lets out a loud warcry!
me:Go get 'em!

:welcome s
target:%a welcomes you.
sender:You welcome %t to this humble abode.
others:%a welcomes %t.

:whew a
me:You throw your hands up in the air and say 'Whew! That was close!'
all:%a throws %^ hands up in the air and says 'Whew! That was close!'

:whimper a
me:You wimp...
all:%a whimpers quietly.

:whine a
me:Oh bitch bitch moan moan...
all:%a whines annoyingly.

:whistle a
me:&+WYou??? &+YInnocent?!  &+RHAH!&*
all:%a whistles innocently.

:whop s
target:%a summons a pillow and whops you over the head with it.
sender:%<He%:She%> started it!
others:%a summons a pillow and whops %t upside the head with it.

:whyme a
me:Does someone have a vendetta against you or WHAT?!
all:%a throws %^ hands up in the air and shouts '&+WWHY &+YME?!?!?!&*'

:wiggle a
me:You wiggle your bottom.
all:%a wiggles %^ bottom.

:wink as
all:%a winks slyly.
me:You wink.
target:%a winks at you playfully.
sender:Hmm... just what is your intent?
others:%a winks at %t.

:witch s
target:%a points at you and shouts '&+WA witch!!!! A witch!&*  &+RBURN %<him%:her%>!!!&*'
sender:Why that lowdown, magic-using, wartfaced, long-nosed...
others:%a points at %t and shouts 'A &+Wwitch!!&* A &+Wwitch!!&* &+RBURN %<him%:her%>!!!&*

:wtears s
target:%a gently wipes the tears from your eyes.
sender:You wipe the tears away from %t's eyes.

:worship s
target:%a worships the ground you walk on.
sender:%<He%:She%> is really something else, eh?
others:%a worships the ground %t walks on.

:worthy s
target:%a kneels at your feet and screams 'I'm not &+Wworthy!!!&*'
sender:You're not worthy to be in %t's presence.
others:%a kneels at %t's feet and screams 'I'm not &+Wworthy!!!&*'

:yawn a
all:%a yawns and blinks sleepily.
me:Up late again, eh?

:yy s
target:%a points at you and says 'Yes.... &+YYOU!&*'
sender:You point right at %t.
others:%a points at %t and says 'Yes.... YOU!'

:ztypo as
all:%a screams '&+CTYPO!!!!&*'
me:Argh...
target:%a points at you and screams '&+CTYPO!!!!!&*'
sender:You snidely point out %t's typo.
others:%a points at %t and screams '&+CTYPO!!!!&*'

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