/* ** The language everyone can speak. But no one understands. */ string long() { return "Consists of grunting noises.\n"; } mixed garble_say( string start, string rest ) { string nam, loud; sscanf( start, "%s %s:", nam, start ); if( sscanf( start, "%s loudly", start ) == 1 ) loud = " loudly."; else loud = "."; switch( start ) { case "asks": nam += " quizzically grunts"; break; case "exclaims": nam += " pointedly grunts"; break; default: nam += " grunts"; break; } return({ nam + loud, "" }); }