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 I am the Great Cornholio!!         |/ --`-`-\         \
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 I need TP for my bunghole!!         |   _--   \       |
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 Come out with your pants down!      o|/o/      |      |
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 ARE YOU THREATENING ME??          (____@)  ___ |      |
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 Oh. heh-heh.  Sorry about that.   _______.--~  |      |
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 heh-heh.  This is cool.  heh-heh        |  \   |      |
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                                        -| Metallica|| |
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